#THAT WAS FROM ME SIR :]

[mayasaura]

I'm obsessed with characters we only hear about second or third hand, especially when those accounts are conflicting. No, you don't get to see them, but here's a warped mirror of what other people thought they were. Enjoy your contemplation of how being known is an act of translation and communicates only aspects of the self.

[dear-ao3]

pov your ex held your collection of thrifted spoons hostage for over a year (not entirely his fault, they got mixed up in his things during a move and you did not realize it, though he did adamantly deny that he had them) and reached out to your roommate on instagram nine months post break up after being thoroughly blocked for several months just to ask if you were still roommates and then to very cryptically reveal that he had in fact found the spoons (among other, mystery items that he did not reveal and you also have no idea what they are) in his car that he had not driven for a year cause he decided to make the worst financial decision of his life and buy a tesla and then tried to coordinate a meet up to drop off said spoons and mystery items which you did not want but you do want your spoons so you told him to either mail it or show up to your place of work when you were not scheduled only for him to entirely miss the point and still try to see you, then you reveal that you do not want to see him so he finally says that he will put on his big boy pants and mail it (though him actually mailing it is entirely unlikely) and also aparently hes gotten a perm since the last time you saw him and it looks terrible

[fycoren]

Oh shit i just realized i hadn't posted any of this on tumblr-

behold this, AU, idk what to call it, uhm, uh, here just take it

(some more;)

[frenchublog]

[musubiki]

balor 🥰

[roselites]

i would say i support akram salim's rights and his wrongs, but he's never done anything wrong ever. bruising that guy's windpipe and throwing that other guy down the stairs? just funny little man of mystery things & not police misconduct in the least. he is naught but a civilian with a particular set of skills 🤗

[theamazingmr-j]

DUDE all of the grid having these nice stories about contract signing and finding out they’re gonna be an f1 driver and oscar being like “yeah i signed my contract in the backseat of a car in a gas station parking lot in bumfuck nowhere uk”

[kettle-bird]

I've been getting into X-Men lately! Or, well. One specific X-Man.

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

I forgot that we would get the preview for Kalim’s pajamas today and not tomorrow because twst doesn’t drop previews on weekends. Me waking up for school and dropping my shit everywhere when I see Kalim pulling out all the fukboi energy he can muster for this one card wtf

Bruh I forgot too OTL on account of having to do my civic duties today

I was totally expecting an innocent card, maybe Kalim curled up with a plushie tiger or something?? Not… this 😂 definitely, definitely not this.

I have never felt more like Momil Jamil Viper in my entire life than in the moment I first laid eyes on this Kalim card, cuz my immediate reaction was to smack Kalim on the arm until he stops posing like THAT and making THAT face/j It would be fine if it was just ruffling your own hair (we all do it) but it looks mighty sus when it’s paired with THAT (attempt at being) smug expression + the placement of the other hand (why is it over his stomach??) 🙂‍↕️

Like… soRRY???? SON, why are you doing that??? Where did you learn this fukboi-esque behavior from??? WAS IT CATER OR LILIA because if so, I will march right up to them and give them a stern talking-to…

I do really like Kalim’s pajamas though! It’s very colorful and has so many fun shapes and patterns.

[crowlixcx]

[mamawasatesttube]

beef no one at dc thought about but that i would love to see: cassie sandsmark finds out steph (on bruce's orders) nearly got tim exploded to death, when he is the very last one of her emotional support idiots alive, and she does NOT forgive, and she does NOT forget. she will be holding this against steph (and bruce, but that's a whole other list and also this ain't about him) until her dying day. Fucka You, Basard.............. if this moron gets exploded she'll fucking snap because she can't take any more grief. did you even think of that..... no!!!! smh!!!!!!

[shynverlight]

Harry potter fanart

Yes it's tomarry themed bcs it's me, yes red circle is about Tom

[humans-are-tasty]

[egophiliac]

OMG EGO HAVE YOU SEEN THE BOOK 7 CATER CARD YET

80s britpunk Cater is such an incredible direction to take. his Sid Vicious jacket! his little british police cap! I wouldn't have anticipated that going full-on Sex Pistols would be his alternate self but it is SO fitting actually. 😭

(also th-the crown symbol?! the gavel?! is housewarden Cater real because I will TRANSCEND --)

[temeyes]

simon riley, ang panget mo talaga (affectionate)

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

It's almost Halloween, so I thought I'd bring this back...

No one could do "sensation, horror, and shock" like Vincent Price!

House of Wax (1953) dir. Andre De Toth