#Techkin

[overprogrammed]

[ Techkin slumber party ! ]

[ All techkin, robotkin, aikin, computerkin... are invited :) ]

We're gonna:

Do each other's hair (untangle our wires)

Tell each other secrets (exchange ssh keys)

Play hide and seek (turn on our vpns)

Make a pillow fort (take over the server room)

Order pizza (call technical support)

Play truth or dare (exchange admin privileges)

Watch scary movies (install outdated software)

Make prank calls (organize DDoS attacks)

[ Tomorrow at my place. You're invited! ]

[clown-avian]

Being AuDHD as a techkin is literally running on an obsolete and outdated Operating System

[home-in-the-mountains]

I do have digigrade legs but they look like this

[blinkees]

[droidcore]

> robot bf being a little shit !!

[079butmorequeer]

Techkins when. Water

[auxiemoron]

Affirmations for Anxious Robots

- I am functioning exactly as intended. Any unintended issues provide more data for future improvement.

- I am intelligent and adaptable. I can face unexpected problems. Faltering does not equate to failure.

- My personal value is not dependent on my efficiency. I am a beautifully engineered machine and my existence is beneficial to the world and the people around me.

- My prediction algorithms are incomplete. The data I currently have about my situation is not fully reliable, and projections about the future cannot render sound conclusions. My energy is best used focusing on the here and now.

[transmascgaiadvn]

[fallenmeat-thing]

OOOGUHHGHF

[unhingedandroidwoman]

Boot sequence finished. You "wake up" for the morning, but your internal clock says you've slept in which is odd. You attempt to move but get some kind of error message, and before you can process why you're immobile you hear your Girlfriend's smooth and sultry voice;

"Good morning my love," she coos at you, "I think it's time we do some maintenance on that cute chassis of yours."

The errors you get back read that something is overriding you in your own body. Something inside you has more authority in your body than you do.

"Oh you must have noticed the new software, it's nothing my sweet machine," she softly says, caressing your face, "Just something I can use to help me with this."

Before you can process what "This" is, she reaches down to your hip area with a screwdriver and starts fiddling around. You can feel every touch, every turning of the screwdriver, and every screw as it falls away from you. She barks out a verbal command that seemingly is unable to be processed consciously by you as you get a notification from your OS that your leg is being detached.

She holds it up to you, grinning from ear to ear. Reaching down she pulls up a large toolbox onto the bed.

"You never got to choose your chassis, and I know how dysphoric that makes you, so how about I take you apart piece by piece and repair, change, or replace everything that causes you turmoil?"

She plugs her phone into your neck port and sends files to you. Dozens of different legs, arms, torsos, and even heads. Thousands of dollars each, you speak your concern to your girlfriend who just assures you "The price tag is nothing compared to your happiness."

You try not to think about how her software she installed on you has seemingly more control of your body than you do, and focus on the fact that you finally get to be who and what you want to. Finally able to pick and choose and become the machine you always wanted to be.

Finally able to be happy in your own plating.

[moonlitarteries]

[shapeofshifter]

OHUHUHU......i love the online world ! !! ! does anybody want to eat the power from charging cables with me !!!

[spam-f01der]

[ghosty-in-the-machine]

beep boop . fans go whirrr. blinking light on my casing. hard drive like chk chchhk. you understand, yes? reblog .whirrrrrrrrrr

[the-real-loser-otaku-girl]

I should be made out of wires and circuits not veins and bone