#Valid crash out?

[kawoala]

remembering that one time in high school when i “skipped class” (asked the teacher, she said yes) to donate blood and then when i got back and asked her to post the notes on google classroom and said “you’re a good student, right? you’ll figure it out.”

[deceit-and-knowledge]

**the dragon is still on the defense. They won’t let mortal cookies close. They trust themselves no longer, even with the cuffs on (upid. Self sacrificing upid overthinking dumbass). Emotions still emanating through the healing bay, the dragon locks eyes with sage. There’s tiny tears pricking at their eyes** I’m dangerous. I would guess that’s the reason I was lied to, and the reason these cuffs are on! (Dw led them to this conclusion) And yeah! I am a fool! So strong yet foolish and weak enough to get controlled to hurt those dear to me! I tried to hurt YOU! I tried to help break you down! So Why?! Why are you trying to reach out?! I’m not Smilk or Vani or Recluse or ANY of the others deserving of help! I’m just a monster — Rime Dragon Cookie - aka bird anon

f: can you stop being so ignorant ..

You're not a monster, you weren't even in control of your body.. *groans*

Eternal sugar cookie was puppeteering you like you were nothing but meat to her. SHE made you attack everyone.

you only have those cuffs on because you have the tendency to use magic when you should be recovering. WE ALREADY EXPLAINED THAT ONE TO YOU! ....*huffs*

staff: fount of knowledge, you're not helping..

f: ...This is why I'm not helping dreamweaver cookie..I'm horrible at this....

I'm better off just going then..

[callizinc]

[chaotic-fluff3]

No thoughts. Just the idea of Leon finding out about Merlin’s magic post canon and not giving a single fuck, but absolutely crashing out when he realizes that: No, Merlin and Arthur weren’t fucking, they were just being complete and utter idiots that were oblivious to their EXTREMELY OBVIOUS FEELINGS for one another.

Leon: “Screw your Magic. Because the fuck you mean “No Arthur is just my King” YOU SAID HE WAS UR DESTINY??? THE FUCKING DRAGON (BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT’S A THING NOW) SAID HE’S LITERALLY YOUR OTHER HALF? HOW ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO TAKE THAT AS OTHER THAN HES UR SOULMATE??? “

Merlin: *thoughtful* “… huh”

Leon *in tears* : “FUCKING P O E T R Y! DO YOU COMPREHEND THE KIND OF MENTAL DISTRESS YOU TWO CAUSED ME? AND IT WASN’T FUCKING CANON???”

Merlin: “… tbf the Dragon was really cryptic”

Leon: *incoherent screaming*

(Leon is tired. Leon is also unfortunately immortal. Leon wants a vacation. Spoiler: he will not get one. #LetLeonSleep2025)

[keksalot404]

Long day today, ey?

[coozygirl]

I used to think Bella was so dramatic in new moon but now that I'm older I get it .... because my girl finally felt like she belonged somewhere, she had a hot boyfriend taking care of her and making her feel like a teenager when she has spent her whole life parenting her own parents, having amazing in-laws, a best friend......

and then EVERYONE LEAVES AS IF THEY NEVER EXISTED!!!! All of Bella's insecurities and fears came true, so she was valid for everything she did and I think she should have broken every window in the Cullen house.

[ginpotts]

DOCTOR WHO 1.13 ✧ the parting of the ways

Emergency Program One means I'm facing an enemy that should never get their hands on this machine. So this is what you should do: let the T.A.R.D.I.S. die.

[littledead-ridinghood]

you couldn't strip Superboy Prime punching the universe and accidentally resurrecting Jason from even my dead hands: does anyone want to talk about how still no one knows anything about Jason's resurrection? They don't know he dug his way out of his big, thick, wooden coffin and 6 feet of dirt, in the pouring rain, with a belt buckle and his pulverized hands, desperate and screaming.

The bats probably still believe Jason had a fairly average resurrection like the majority of heroes sans Them most likely thinking "oh his body was stolen from his grave." But at least one where Jason would've been revived free of the physical harm marring him from his murder, built back up atom by atom, where he didn't need to drag himself back to being able to think...Being able to believe that he didn't come back by choice opposed to him being unable to find his way back home for a good couple of years prior to the pit.

And they could ask him. They could. The source is Right There: breathing and heart pumping blood and coherent. But asking Jason would ruin the fantastical cautionary tale they built up around his murder. Asking would mean Knowing more, the inability to claim ignorance and denial, and confronting the shame and horror of being wrong.

Frankly, I would never be the same either.

Batman #159; Hush 2

[xiphions]

Shauna Shipman is a great example of how the worst thing a woman can be is mean

She has been a cannibal murderer since season one, but the minute she starts to be too much of a bitch about it, suddenly she's indefensible

[fictiongods]

The fact that the Buffy and Faith dreams are so relevant in s3 is the most sickening nauseating act ever. Like because Buffy is a show that is in conversation with itself all the time, the fuffy dreams are like the subtext woven in the show itself then presents to Buffy in her world. Like their sweet and gooey moments are confined to both of their minds, incapable of being allowed in the waking world, just how the subtext is woven into the show but never allowed to be on screen “canonically”. They can’t be real but they can be real there and that’s what’s important. It’s only theirs and theirs alone, and it’s all they’ve got. That is how you make a girl insane you see.

[galixvoid]

I love him so much dude-!

Justice for my boy, Doey! He didn’t do nothin wrong😭

[j-b-honeydew]

S10E17 Where There’s a Will, There’s a War is the most “if not then why” episode of all time. What do you MEAN “I hope you manage to stay beautiful until Pierce gets back to see you.” What do you MEAN agonizing over what to give your best friend in the will you’re writing cos nothing feels monumental enough. What do you MEAN “Hawkeye Pierce is alive and well and living at Battalion Aid..he left his fingerprints all over this guy” said rapturously. What do you MEANNNNNN “remind me to give you a kiss.”

Why did they do this with two men from an 80s television episode I am eternally grateful

[elderwisp]

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[ronanlynchusurper]

do not disturb mode isn’t enough I need ronan lynch to ram an invisible car through the microsoft teams hub

[gigglingjester]

Top 10 reasons they could never make me hate Stella/hj

[star-41306]

EVERY TIME I SEE THAT MOMENT IN THE VAN SCENE WHERE WILL IS CRYING AND LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW... AND THEN SEE MICHAEL FUCKING WHEELER GLANCE AT HIM ALL BLURRY IN THE CORNER OF MY SCREEN, I LOSE IT. I FUCKING LOSE IT. WHAT DOES HE KNOW!?!?!? WHERE IS HIS PERSPECTIVE OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOD. THE CLOSEST WE GET IS JONATHANS POV IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MIKES PERSPECTIVE S5 PLEASE.