#WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED IT!!!!

[mybreadsmybutters]

they should invent a not doing my assignments that doesnt completely fuck up my gpa

[greyias]

Oh look, it seems everyone has been opted into the unfortunate "experiment" now. For everyone who has been blissfully using the old UI up until now, welcome to hell :)

Do you not like hell? Do you want to leave and crawl back up into the sunlight of the old UI? Well, have I got a link for you! A beautiful tumblr user (who is not me) has gone and fixed things beautifully for you already: https://github.com/enchanted-sword/dashboard-unfucker

You will need to have Tampermonkey installed on your browser of choice, and once that's done, just go to the github link above, and peruse the readme to install. And voila! You have your old dash back!

The authors of XKit Rewritten said during the experiments that at the time, since this was an "experiment" they weren't going to implement anything to revert to the old UI (although who knows if they'll do it now). And the dashboard unfucker has worked beautifully enough for me to where I genuinely couldn't tell if they had ended the experiment or not.

[egophiliac]

the lovers, reversed

(aka I'm still freaking out about Jou)

[i-am-me-i-am-sam]

ranboo becoming an Easter egg in game changer episodes potentially the funniest timeline for them

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 814: Naruko, run away!!

Pag 1

1: Beppu city, in the Oita Prefecture, a town located inside of a large bay on the east coast of Kyuushu, surrounded on three sides by mountains

2: Known for hot-springs and sight-seeing areas, it's always been visited by a lot of people since old times

The old springs boasts the largest amount annual volume of water in Japan, and it's one of the highest in the world

3: Hot-springs gush out all over the city

4: The “Hell Tour” around the spring ponds is also famous

5: You can enjoy the magnificent mountain scenery, the volcanoes, the seafood, and a panoramic view of the city from the Tsurumi peak at 1375m of altitude

Pag 2

1: Beppu Port, the opening to the sea, connects to Kansai's and Shikoku's main ports and it's an important route for logistics and tourism

2: Started in Kyuushu, Fukuoka Prefecture, the race went south

3: passed the sprint line and the mountain line, then turned towards the Beppu Ferry Terminal and the Minato Parking lot

4: This is where this year's Inter High's

Pag 3

1: first day finish line is

Pag 4

2: Alright, we're in front of the finish line!!

3: On!!

We're in time!!

4: There's the final gate!!

I see it, on!!

Run!!

Yes!

Ye-yes!!

Pag 5

1: Really, when we had to stop at traffic lights twice on the way I thought we wouldn't make it

Ooon!!

2: Rokudaii!!

3: Kaburagi... Danchiku...!!

4: Miki, what's the situation!?

5: The race entered the coastal highway already!!

6: Naruko-kun is running away alone!!

Kyoto is following with two people

Imaizumi-kun is waiting in the group behind!!

There are

Pag 6

1: 3.5km left!!

3: 3500m left!!

Pag 7

1: They're coming!!

There's only one person in the lead!!

Amazing!

He's running away alone!!

It's Sohoku!!

2: So red!

That guy's incredible!

He stands out so much!!

3: Have I shocked, Hakogaku-san!? Didi you attack, Midosuji!?

4: Since I was running in front of Hotshot until I jumped ahead at the 5km mark, they thought I was the assist!!

Pag 8

1: And because of the situation you were expecting, your decision was several seconds too late!!

Those seconds turn into a wide distance in road racing!!

2: The strategy of not deciding an ace sounds good, but should set just one rule?

3: We'll carefully listen to each other's strategy, and if one of us agrees with the other he'll help

Yeah, I'll do my best. If we agree

4: You'll help me so much!!

I don't really trust you

… you think I do?

Oi

5: Alright, I have one thing too

It's trivial, but everything needs a name

6: A name?

8: We won't choose during the race, but

Pag 9

1: That day, whoever passes the finish line first is the “ace”!!

3: Kakaka, nice, let's do it!! Good!!

4: That was interesting, Hotshot

5: If I keep going like this I'll be the one who'll take it!! And with a large difference!!

In road racing...

Pag 10

1: There are two ways to win flashily!!

The “top goal” at the head of a pack of sprinter

2: And another one, is when a single person attacks and jumps ahead alone when no one expects it

3: and he runs away

4: and runs away and shakes off those behind him who are desperately chasing

5: And takes the finish line alone

It's the “escape goal”!!

6: This will be the most exciting thing for the audience today!! I!!

7: Will be at the Inter High's big stage!!

Pag 11

1: I......

2: seeee....

3: youuuuu

Pag 12

1: Naaruukooo!!

Pag 13

2: I saw you!!

3: As expected.... that presence earlier, it was you, Midosuji!!

4: Kakaka so you chased me?

But that's fine, I just won't let you catch up

Let's do it!!

5: You'll come with me to the finish line!!

That way

6: the audience will be even more excited!!

Pag 14

1: Ru-

2: shaaaaaa

Pag 15

1: Waaa what an incredible speed!

The pack is chasing the three people ahead!!

Waaa incredible!

They're so close!

2: The Hakogaku in the lead has a face like a demon!!

3: Huh, “demon”, you said- now that you mention it, two years ago in this race there was the “Straight-line Demon”

Idiot, don't you know it!?

Huh

4: That demon is his little brother!!

Pag 16

2: Shinkai Yuuto!! He's fast!!

3: He's fast, yon!!

Ah, this is road racing's top speed

Mountain bikes are fast on downhills, but this- woah!!

4: This is another kind of risk!!

5: It's amazing, this impetus!!

Pag 17

1: I'm shaking!!

Sorry, Sonomoto-chan, but I'm going ahead!!

2: With this acceleration of Yuuto

3: many people fell behind!!

Pag 18

1: I was left behind....

What's with that acceleration

You can have that acceleration on paved roads....?

2: I'm sorry.... Higashimura-san....

My.... legs.... can't...

3: I had underestimated road racing a little....

4: Please..... Higashimura-san...

Pag 19

1: Ninoshima!!

You entrusted Hiroshima's fate to me!!

2: The ones who fell behind now are Gunma, Ninoshima, and one more person....

3: It's this acceleration.... clinging to them was hard for me too

It's understandable that they fell behind

4: The guy from the “selected team” too

Pag 20

2: 3km left until the finish line!!

[starleska]

so many televisions...but who is Tenna, and who is Mike?! here's what we know (with some speculation) 📺

from left-to-right, we have all of the television sets which seem relevant to Deltarune Chapter 3. these are: 📺 the leaked border image graphic of a snail-like TV-headed character likely from Deltarune Chapter 3 📺 Toriel's television set crossed out by Spamton in a hidden gif on deltarune.com, with the url d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a 📺 Toriel's television set in the daytime during Deltarune Chapter 2 📺 Toriel's television set during the night-time after everyone has fallen asleep at the end of Deltarune Chapter 2 📺 Toriel's television set after Kris creates a Dark Fountain and is swallowed by it at the end of Deltarune Chapter 2 there are two (presumed) upcoming characters in Deltarune who could be any of these televisions: Mike and Tenna.

Mike is a character referenced by Spamton NEO, and from his dialogue lines, it seems that Mike may have been Spamton's friend or recorded for him in the past. creation-wise, Mike is probably a reference to this Big Shot soda commercial from 1997 starring Mike Ditka, presumed by many to have partly inspired Spamton and his 'BIG SHOT' catchphrase/theme. we can also see a hidden reference to Mike on the d_a_m_n_y_o_u_t_e_n_n_a page: if you press ctrl+f and type 'Mike', or simply highlight all the text on the screen, you should see it at the bottom of Spamton's rant. Tenna is another character referenced by Spamton, but with a great deal more wrath. it's clear from the above page that Spamton despises Tenna, calling him a '[Boob tube]' and saying that everything is his fault. as we know that the next chapter is going to have a television-themed antagonist, we assume that 'Tenna' is a play on a 'television antenna', and 'Mike' is a play on 'microphone'. in Deltarune Chapter 2, Spamton gives you several interesting bits of dialogue while in his shop, starting with:

the 'easel' in question is most likely Swatch, who describes Spamton as having been a regular at the Colour Cafe and highly valued. adding to the intrigue, 'CRTs' stands for 'Cathode-Ray Tubes': an older type of television/computer monitor display that was prominent before LCD and plasma screens. now if Spamton has negative feelings towards CRTs, he has negative feelings towards televisions...and the most likely candidate for being a television is (ann)Tenna, not Mike 👀

we have a few little extra bits corroborating Tenna as the television-headed character's identity. after you defeat Spamton NEO and return to the Trash Zone, you can talk to the Addisons who give us more background on Spamton's past as a 'big shot'. they mention how he was always bragging about TV deals, and when he was evicted, Spamton left a phone hanging off the receiver...but all that could be heard was 'garbage noise'. many fans have attributed 'garbage noise' to Gaster...but i believe it could actually refer to the sound of television static, which we see playing in Spamton's eyes when he remembers Mike. based on this reaction, it's a fair guess that Tenna hurt Mike in some way. okay, so if Tenna is the big bad and not Mike...and the big bad is the TV-head...what's up with the differing appearances between the snail-eyed figure and the larger TV-head? take a look at the snail guy...and then look at Spamton and the Addisons. they share a few features, don't they? especially the long nose and pointed mouth! it's implied that Spamton and the Addisons are the same 'species', with Spamton being a variation who perhaps deteriorated over time. i believe that the snail guy is Tenna, but a different version of him. we haven't seen a full view of what the larger, purple TV-head looks like, but as a television, who's to say he isn't capable of 'possessing' multiple forms? if he is still partially stuck in Spamton's head in the form of 'garbage noise', wouldn't it be interesting if Tenna moved from one, more Addison-like form, to another, larger, more powerful one? many real-world objects have larger-than-life applications in the Dark World, and i think Tenna will have more than one form, and can likely move between screens, or even people. that's why Spamton specifically has Toriel's television crossed out. and of course, the final, silly bit of evidence that we have: both snails and televisions have (an)Tenna(e), don't they? 😉

[girl-drink-drunk]

i love love love that it was nathan, not harold, who came up with the idea of the back door to the machine, who wanted to save the people deemed not important, who we get to see have a bunch of guilt over what they did and who started saving people first. so often when the genius inventor has a partner they turn out to be a backstabber or someone who refuses to do the right thing while the inventor wants to. i was absolutely gutted when he was killed.

[chaggiehearts]

Do you ever think about how Vaggie is quite literally the protector, the guardian angel, of the Hazbin Hotel, which is Charlie's whole dream? You ever think about how Charlie is Vaggie's metaphorical wings, she is her Heaven and her purpose to fight for love? How a demon and an angel (specifically, the princess of Hell and an Exorcist) fell for each other in the most tender way ever? How they mean everything to each other? How the key to their happiness is each other? How they feel capable of facing anything if they're together? How Vaggie considers herself Charlie's armour but then when the actual battle came to be Charlie was the one who had a shield, the protector (probably because she learned from Carmilla that Vaggie's fighting style was reckless and she wasn't going to let anyone hurt her girlfriend)? How they never separated in the last battle until Adam killed Pentious and then they kept trying to reunite despite Lute and Adam's efforts to separate them? How Vaggie survived and defeated Lute because she was fueled with her love for Charlie, because Charlie was her whole reason to fight and live? How Vaggie never doubted Charlie's project and was willing to see it to its end despite Charlie being mad at her? How she would have stayed in the hotel even if everyone else had gone away? How Charlie just had to mention in Cannibal Town, while still angry, that the hotel wasn't something she was managing alone, that she was doing it with her partner? How long before her talk with Rosie she had already bought a souvenir for her girlfriend, whom she was still angry at? How Charlie became Vaggie's hope when literally her whole world turned its back on her? How Charlie found Vaggie at her literal lowest point ever and saved her, healed her? How she fell in love with Vaggie when she was at her absolute worst, having just survived a brutal mutilation by the hands of the Exorcists? How Vaggie was probably the first person to ever be truly thankful to Charlie for her kindness? How Charlie was lonely, with a stranded relationship with her father and with her mother having disappeared and gone no contact a couple years before, and found true companionship in this kind lady she had found after the Extermination? How they literally say to each other that they love each other more than anything in this world?

Do you ever think about them?

[voidpunkpal]

aabria. your mind.

i don't know how long a gap there is between episodes. but how long did she have to create a player has died mechanic?? how long did she have to rewrite this island to make sure it could bring evan back to life????? how did she have fulfilling answers to everyone's questions when they're all so different and broad and needed meaningful answers?????

and How On Earth Did She Already Have Jammers Sock On Hand ??????

[dawnbreakersgaze]

All's Fair in Love and Kitty Cards:

𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓲𝓰𝓰𝓮𝓻 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓐𝓻𝓮: 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝓕𝓪𝓵𝓵

❥ ┊𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲; You've decided to bring home an electronic board game of kitty cards, and make the oh so simple suggestion of playing strip kitty cards to entice your work weary boyfriend Zayne into trying it out with you. After all, you're THEE Queen of Kitty Cards herself- it's not like you could lose, right?

❥ ┊𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠; bullet fic format (sorry, don't have the energy to devote to full fic rn 😅), reader referred to as you/your and she/her, this one really got away from me omf it's longer than I mean it to be eek, not proof read, written in a whirlwind bc this idea would not leave me be until I got it out, not full smut but very suggestive, just good ol' fashioned romantic fun. Zayne thinks you're hot ♡

Yes, I will be doing Xavier and Rafayel as well

Zayne rarely got too serious with kitty cards. He'd rather watch you have fun than engage in a real competition. Your smile and serious expression were far more entertaining than any game, and the delighted light in your eyes after a victory (no matter how wide or narrow) was always his most welcome reward.

That was, until you brought home that new electronic board game version, setting it up before he'd gotten home and surprising him with it only moments after he'd taken off his shoes and coat.

At first he wasn't that interested. I mean the cats where half the fun of kitty cards lets be real, plus he was tired.

But when you suggested (with a wicked little glint in your eye that had his heart stop momentarily, mind you) that you guys play strip kitty cards, he stood there blinking in silence for a solid 15 seconds, just processing.

"How upset would you be if I won, though?" He carefully asked once he finally came out of it, that little smirk tugging at the corner of his lips. God he can be so smug sometimes.

You of course tell him that you're the literal Queen, Her Meowjesty the First, and this is your domain. You demand he put respect on that name and remember it well.

You'd come to eat those words later.

The first round you win easily. Just like every game before, it would seem the kitties favor you above all else (why wouldn't they, you were their Queen after all). He gives a soft chuckle, removing his vest and placing it over the back of his couch. "Round two, then?"

Round two seems to take a similar route. You almost feel bad for Zayne. He's always been a bit of a pushover when it comes to kitty cards, and as you fill the final cup cementing your victory 23-10, you watch as he loosens his tie tossing it aside and removing each sleeve garter, laying them on the table next to his vest chain. Zayne doesn't say anything this time, only watches you as you reshuffle the cards and get the board cleared for a new game.

Round three is where you finally start to feel him trying. It's a bit like reeling in a fish. You feel like you're making some headway and and then he'll pull out a Bye Bye on your double point kitty, or use a Purrcieve and discard your pink 6 kitty when there was an open pink cup. Nothing earth shattering- you could and did still wipe the floor with him, but the way Zayne watched you over the tops of his cards as he did so started to make you feel... vulnerable, despite all your layers.

When he finally sheds his third layer- his shirt- you realize all too late that you've fallen into the spider's web. With his broad, muscled shoulders, sharp collarbones that crowned his perfect pecs, and strong biceps corded with beautifully laced veins that traveled down his scarred forearms to his large hands that currently rested against those masterfully made lats and abs and.... oh.

Oh no.

Zayne catches you staring (how could he not, honestly. You were practically drooling), and regards you with that little quirk of his lip and raise of his brow. "Everything alright? Ready for round 4?" Worry starts to eat at you when you realize he doesn't sound at all worried. He's already shirtless only 3 layers from being completely nude, and he sounds like he's already won.

Not one to accept defeat so easily, you swallow, set your expression in determination, and deal the cards.

And yet

4 rounds later and Zayne had yet to remove another article of clothing.

Your clothes (and your dignity as The Queen) lay tossed about the room in a perfect metaphor for your current emotional state.

This man. THIS MAN. Despite all your usual tricks and banter, Zayne had refused every single one of your pleas to trade cards. No amount of begging or bargaining would be accepted tonight, and during your last attempt he'd made it very clear that should you ask again, he'd put the game away since you obviously weren't interested in actually testing your skills.

So here you sat. In your bra and panties, your metaphorical crown plucked from your head and reshaped into a dunce cone.

The kitties had forsaken you.

It had started out so well, but once that shirt came off it was suddenly so hard to focus. You'd find yourself watching as he'd roll his shoulder, gazing as his chest or ribs expanded with a particularly deep breath. Let your eyes linger on each and every scar that dappled his hands and forearms. Watch his Adam's apple bob as he'd take a particularly long drink of the water at his side.

Honestly, it seemed like the more layers you lost, the harder he was to ignore as well.

Little did you know the absolute torment this man was going through on his end.

Sure, setting the trap was easy enough. You were always so sure of your kitty card playing ability, and he so rarely put up a fight when you begged for mercy. However, turning your pleading down each time as you sat across from him in less and less clothing, looking at him with those big teary eyes was threatening to completely undo him. Listening to you whine his name and watch as your perfect lips pouted so full and glossy in the lamp light was too much, he couldn't take it.

You and your games would be the death of him, surly.

Round 6 is where his empire fell.

Your defeat was swift, of course. Zanye had struck gold with 4 Meow This in his hand, and pulled a complete shut out. It was like in the movies when the character watches in slow-mo as their impending death rushes towards them, and as you were left with no number cards to fill the last cup on your turn, you watched as Zayne placed his.

"I believe that's another win for me." His tone was proud- joyful, even. Typically one of your favorite expressions he made, if you were being honest. Something about Zayne's smug, rather cocky attitude really got you going sometimes, and sitting here for the last hour, ogling his shoulder and arms and hands and abs... well... that hadn't been helping the literal ocean between your thighs either.

Your silence (and likely the deer in the headlights expression you wore) spurred a warm chuckle from him, the sound both rich and comforting, yet still strange enough to snap you back to reality.

"I believe I've earned my next reward, correct?"

Oh... this bastard. This beautiful bastard.

Puffing your cheeks at him in a pout, you consider accusing him of cheating (partially in jest, you know he wouldn't, but also why is he SO DAMN GOOD all of a sudden??), but in the soft glow of the lights, your eyes catch his, and you see something darker. Immediately, your heart begins racing, skin prickling with the familiar feeling of anticipation in battle.

Wait, in battle?

This wasn't the first time you'd have taken your bra off in front of Zayne, so why did you feel so much like... prey in this moment? As your hand slowly reached behind you to find the clasp, it was apparent you weren't the only one feeling the weight in the air. The subtle creak of the couch let you know he'd leaned forward, eager to watch and enjoy the prize he'd rightfully won.

"What are you waiting for?" The subtle tilt and bob of his head mirrors the quick uptick at the corner of his mouth, a motion you're so familiar with by now. A playful gesture of his, reserved for those moments when he's feeling particularly teasing or goading.

It only stokes the fire in you, of course. The amber hues in his green eyes, further illuminated by the warm lamplight, bore into you despite his otherwise neutral expression.

With a flick of your wrist, the clasp is undone. You consider playing a bit, slowly sliding the straps down to tease and tempt, maybe using your arms to cover what he desired to see most. Surely he deserved a taste of his own medicine after obliterating you like this tonight, but his intensity is already near suffocating.

Instead, one at a time, you slipped your arm from each strap, and gently placed it at your side. The moment you felt the chill air hit you, it was audible that he'd noticed.

Oh sure, he tried to keep quiet. Tried to stop himself from letting out that small, strangled gasp when he watched your nipples pebble. Tried to still his thundering heart when your reactive shiver cut across you, leaving goosebumps in its wake. Tried to stop himself from whispering your name in a thick voice, telling you how beautiful you looked in the warm-glow lighting. At least he managed to temper his hand and hold it back from palming his quickly stiffening cock. Thank God for the small mercies.

His reaction was so much more than you'd been expecting. You'd been nude plenty of times before, like showering together, or that time you'd shared a hot spring once on vacation. Not to mention all the THE SEX. But this??

He had your body memorized at this point, but watching you strip layer by layer as you lost each round was really doing it for him?

The way his voice caught when he said your name, the way the muscles around his ribs stretched and relaxed as he took deep breaths to calm himself, the dilation of his pupils as his eyes trailed you from navel to nose, finally making eye contact after a lengthy pause on your lips.

Zayne might have been winning at kitty cards, but you were starting to get the feeling your luck was about to turn around.

"I forfeit." His normal, rational tone returns, albeit with great strain.

You sputter out a few expletives, dropping the stack of cards you'd started to shuffle. "What?! But we weren't- I was going to- I didn't even get to-!" Too many thoughts at once try tumbling from you, tangling on your tongue. How dare he! I mean sure you won, but a victory of forfeiture was hardly a victory worth bragging about.

Standing from the couch you watch as Zayne extends a large hand towards you, that same hungry look in his eye again that has you feeling small and vulnerable, and reminds you that you're very exposed.

"I've had my fun hunting the hunter. I think it's time I reward her for her win."

ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵉⁿᵗˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ʳᵉᵇˡᵒᵍˢ ᵃʳᵉ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ᵃᵖᵖʳᵉᶜᶦᵃᵗᵉᵈᵎ ᵀʰᵃⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠᵒʳ ʳᵉᵃᵈᶦⁿᵍᵎ

[icapturedthecastle]

The Acolyte + some of my favorite shitposts, part 6

[xariarte]

[kurokoros]

[sttmh]

How was Sans after Frisks deletion. Like i know he probably wasn’t the best and maybe felt guilt but did his friends and Papyrus notice anything off with him?

Sans was a mess.

For a few days following Frisk's deletion, Sans disappeared from the house without his phone, which worried his friends a lot. When he finally returned, Papyrus did not let him out of his sight for a little bit, so his brother noticed the stark difference in his personality.

Sans went quiet and stopped making jokes. He'd answer questions with a nod, shake of his head, or shrug of his shoulders. Otherwise, he followed his brother everywhere, almost like a ghost. Not even Papyrus's spaghetti could knock Sans out of it. Sans also stopped taking naps, tending to stare forward listlessly when he rested.

It was bad. Some days Sans would disappear for hours at a time, with no one knowing where he was. Papyrus began to get used to it, though he was decisively more restless whenever Sans disappeared.

Undyne tried to invite the brothers to cook and spar, hoping to help cheer Sans up. Any of her attempts to talk with him didn't do much, however. Alphys also joined in, bringing some of her manga and journals to share. It became a sort of routine for the four.

Sans's friends at the bar got very nervous with Sans's sudden change, but they did their best, providing small talk and greeting him with the same enthusiasm as always.

To be clear, Sans didn't go completely mute. He still spoke in one or three-word sentences sometimes, but anyone could tell something was wrong.

It took months for Sans to get a semblance of normalcy back.

[kittykatninja321]

My predictions for reevesverse Robin in order of what I think is most to least likely

No Robin :(

They want the more grounded nature of post crisis Jason’s background + the inevitable tragedy but Dick is the first Robin so we end up with a character that is essentially Jason Todd but named Dick Grayson. BTAS Timmy Todd 2.0

We get a true Dick Grayson but they take some of the whimsy out of it. So the maybe the Graysons aren’t circus performers but something else. Maybe Bruce doesn’t meet Dick until a little after his parents are dead instead of immediately at the circus and we never see the circus at all :/

We get a true Dick Grayson origin story circus and all baby (this is low on the list because I think it’s unlikely but I can and will dream)

skip over Dick to go with Jason

all this goes without saying that no matter which Robin we get if we get them at all they’re probably going to be aged up to an older teen and we’re not gonna get true child endangerment :(

[cake-emu]

Coronation Street | Carla Connor + Daisy Midgeley (14th April 2025)