#Wheatley (mentioned)

[evil-keitaiyuri01]

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[ask-the-hearsayer]

Happy Halloween Daphie!

I made some Halloween cookies! I made one of that ball guy…what’s his face… wheatly? Yeah that’s it! I made one of him, just for you!

-Poe Pumpkintooth

"YES! Oh yess, thank you Poe- interning is something and I crave the cookie"

She takes the cookie, then notices a sheet on her desk. A promotion.

"By the way, check this.. @zedleaked , I heard some toon-devotee got targeted by another vamp- Maybe he should just join to file complaints!"

[queam]

Glados would

[fut4ba]

christmas for autistic people

[a-cryptid-called-magetha]

this mf game man…

[auxwired]

i think both ships are nice

[incorrect-portal-2-quotes]

GLaDOS, prior to the Core Transfer: You are the most insufferable, inconsequential little moron ever conceived of. How you've managed to survive this long without annoying someone enough to be thrown into an incinerator is beyond me. Then again, crushing really is too good for you. Wheatley: Oh yeah? You're so tough? Well, I... uh... I'm rubber, you're glue... uhmmm... something, something, something YOU! GLaDOS: Half of a cliche comeback... I'm almost impressed. Almost.

[wh3atley-personality-core]

thoughts on AM from i have no mouth and i must scream?

"That man is insane! Why would he kill all humans? I mean, I did that... BUT IT'S DIFFERENT! I did it because I didn't know how to keep them alive! He did it out of spite! I'm afraid of him ever meeting Her because I think they would be really good friends and cause our doom"

[sbrbbqsauce]

forgot the name of one of the co-op bots so tried to look it up. Anyways chat what's your favorite part of portal . mines when the shadow priests arrive and shadowpriest all over aperture

[roccooraccoon]

Cafe AU 😚 teeny sketches of my dear little robos (I can’t remember if I’ve posted these or not I’m a little bit of the dumb)

[jthegayfruit]

Portal doots!!

I keep watching portal stuff bc I'm bored, and I think I need that sphere

Also a turret because I love them,,❤️❤️

[a-rand0m-bl0g]

Portal: Lesbian Robot Divorce.

Portal 2: Lesbian Robot Divorce 2: Electric Boogaloo

[zombiec4ke]

Hey there, I saw that you were writing wheatly, and I was wondering if you could write ADHD reader and wheatly? I'm fine with gn, but I prefer fem, but whatever is the easiest for you! Or you can write anything! Sorry for rambling. This is my first time asking for a request(?)!-📀

a/n: My 2nd request yippeee!!!! sorry if I didn't write/describe ADHD right; everyone is different in how they act with it. Also Y/N's pronouns aren't really mentioned in this warnings: none....I think? also it takes place when Wheatleys working at the facility (I haven't played games just watched playthrough so my apologies for any mistakes in lore) also it isn't mentioned straight up that y/n has ADHD but..yeah- ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Wheatley's single blue flickered to life as he received the message from his boss, GLaDOS. he hummed as he read the contents. Seems like a new human signed up to work here. The core scrolled through their emails, finding the newest employee's name. 'Y/N L/N' Seems like a nice name he thought to himself turning to the door waiting for the new arrival 'patiently' (he was spinning in circles the whole time bored out of his circuit board-) finally after HOURS (10 mins) He heard the door open and closed, turning his optic-eye to the source. A young human with h/c hair and an air of nervous but at the same time energetic energy. Wheatley's optic-eye taking in the fidgeting. "Ah, Y/N? I'm Wheatley, the head of the human department. Nice to meet you." He said short and sweet, wanting to say more but knowing GLaDOS would surely turn him into robo parts so he chooses to keep it short. the human looked up at Wheatley, blinking a few times as they tried to focus on what he was saying, "Oh, hi Wheatley! I'm Y/N...well you already know that but-...It's nice to meet you too....so do I just… start working now orrrrr?" They fidgeted a bit more, their hands rubbing nervously on their pants.

Wheatley's optic-eye flickered in understanding, "Of course Mate! You'll be going through the usual orientation, then GLaDOS will assign you a task. I'll show you the ropes." He said rolling in front of the human. "You're quite lively, aren't you? It's quite a refreshing change from the usual subjects we get in here...always so borinnnggg..." He commented, spinning in a circle as they both walked to the office- place-thing idk- Y/N followed Wheatley, "Oh, uh, thanks? I guess I'm just really excited to be here, I've researched so much….maybe too much- about Aperture Science and I'm glad to finally be here!" They continued to fidget, their hands now in their pockets as they tried to keep them still. Wheatley took note of that. "And here we are Mate! You can take a seat at a desk that GLaDOS told you was yours and you're good to go." Y/N nodded and plopped down on her seat getting to work not knowing that just by breathing they now has a needy robot's attention time skip You two get married and yap together forever /j ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ a/n:...Idk this is honestly a shitpost and I should've waited till I wasn't burnt out because of school but...here ya go! hope you like it even though its dog doodo, might re-write this tbh or add part 2

[mad0katsuki]

I don’t know if Moose needs to pay me a therapist or I have to pay a therapist to Moose

Learned unhelpfulness is killing me

[thatcheesyler]

Gang I might be slipping back into my Portal 2 obsession, pls help 😭

But for some reason, my mind wants to combine it with Call Of Duty, so that maybe Ghost gets trapped in the facility and needs to find out how to escape, following Doug Rattmann's insane carvings and trying to piece together just what happened to Aperture. And maybe I'll put some Wheatley in there too lmao, just for British kicks.

I've literally already started a fic for it, even though my knowledge on CoD has definitely dwindled over time. So, I'll give you the WIP, and if anyone has any questions or suggestions, let me know 😅

*Ahem*

𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙽𝚎𝚠 𝙻𝚊𝚋 𝚁𝚊𝚝

(Call Of Duty x Portal)

Summary: Upon being tasked with a simple scouting mission around the perimeters of a seemingly giant empty wheat field, Ghost is quite intrigued when he finds some kind of old shed in the middle of that field. How odd.

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Well, at least the stakes of this operation weren't life threatening, he'd give it that.

Simon offered a sigh into the brisk evening air as he trudged his way through the final portion of a thickly vegetated forest. Surprisingly, there were a few random potatoes spurting out of soil patches in between shrubbery. Weird. Still, his combat boots were now out of the dirt and stepping into tall wheat, as planned. Dismissing the potato thing, he snatched up the communication radio from his tactical vest and contacted his Captain, John Price.

"This is Ghost, target location has been reached. Over." Ghost muttered into the speaker, knowing to keep his voice down in case there were any unexpected enemies nearby. Not too long after, a static version of Captain Price's voice broke through from the other end, informing him of his next instructions. "Alright. Secure the perimeters, investigate and report any anomalies back to me. And Ghost, watch out for snakes, yeah? Over."

The joking comment earned all but an eye roll from the Lieutenant, as he gave a quick "Affirmative, over and out.", though he supposed his superior was right in a few respects. Snakes did very much like concealing themselves in environments like these, but the amount of prominent cricket noises gave him the suggestion that there probably weren't any here, as those crickets would've most likely been eaten by now otherwise.

Then again, from what he had heard, it was only some snakes who ate crickets, rather than all of them...Ghost kept an eye keenly trained on the ground around his feet, just in case.

Pressing onwards as per Price's commands, he advanced steadily across each side of the field, noting the contrast in how utterly vast it was, compared to the forest that somewhat surrounded it. One hand rested instinctively on his gun holster, of course. Originally, the task force had only received a call for this mission because many villagers were raising concerns over strange mechanical sounds that sometimes faintly erupted beneath the ground, and when a regular police officer had been sent in, they seemingly went 'missing'. So, now the whole village was paranoid, and demanded that a proper soldier have a look.

So, here he was, back aching slightly from the labour of this previous week, and running off about five hours of sleep total. Pretty much average, really. At least, to him anyway. Having not picked up on anything from the surrounding area, Ghost found it harmless to pause temporarily and crack his neck, attempting to cure a bit of his posture, even if it was to no avail. "Whatever.." He murmured incoherently, shaking himself back into a high guard and continuing to patrol the outskirts.

Around ten minutes passed, Simon was halfway around the first side of the field and had yet to hear those 'mechanical sounds' that the townsfolk had been whining about, nor were there any hints of an enemy in hiding. It was just...barren. Ugh, he had so much better things to do than this, but it was the Captain's orders, so he couldn't unreasonably disobey.

At some point, he actually cared enough to tear his gaze away from the now nauseatingly familiar wheat crops, looking out towards the horizon of a setting sun. He envied it, wishing he could simply vanish from sight every once in a while. It would do some damn good for his mental health, he could tell you that much. Still, not wanting to get blinded, he lowered his vision down a little, inadvertently finding himself with a surprise. There, almost in the exact center of the field, was a teeny tiny shack. Okay, now this was getting somewhat interesting.

Technically, it counted as an anomalous sighting, and Ghost needed to report it. Random sheds out in the middle of nowhere weren't quite what someone sees on the everyday. Although, from experience, he shortly identified that it could probably be a secret entrance to some kind of underground military base, or facility.

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Uh yeah, that was it 😃

I wrote, like, the first half of this on a train journey, so pls have mercy on me 😭

Also if my limited military knowledge is incorrect, please do let me know lol

[thefishinyourwalls]

chat GLaDOS and mewtwo would be pals. I mean, think about it. They were both artificially made to help an organization and decided “fuck this” and killed them all :DD then they were given specific things to help control that which ended up failing

On the topic, Ash and Pikachu fighting mewtwo feels like Chell and Wheatley doing the core transfer on GLaDOS