#Whee!

[kply-industries]

[lesbianhelly]

surely it doesn't say anything troubling about helena's psyche that she sees helly (a version of herself) as inferior and less than human. surely viewing herself that way couldn't mean anything about her well-being as a person. it could mean nothing

[vonspe]

Or like imagine emmrich straight up levitating off the bed himself with Scipio already on top of him They're both in the air for a second 😆

That’s what i’m talking about 👆definitely happened at least once. Not because the dick was that special, but because Scipio said some shit like I could worship you until I die again and meant it.

[every-moment-a-different-sound]

Whee!

For @idliketobeatree, @tragedy-machine and @tumblerislovetumblerislife 💜

[fomfarms]

I dare you to write something using these words somewhere within: sharp, starlight, velvet, credit, wince, bane.

Character: Hayden

:) 💋💋💋

You were woken in the middle of the night by a sharp cry coming from the barn.

In seconds you were out of your bed and heading straight for the cows. One of your heifers was pregnant, and you knew that calf was due any day now-- judging by the cries, you supposed that day was today.

You and Hayden had gone over calving several times, and you felt that you were ready, but as you entered the barn and found Daisy mooing up a storm, you realized you were clearly in over your head.

Hayden had said that it would be easy and relatively painless for her, but with all her cries-- no, something had to be wrong... After a moment of circling Daisy, trying to figure out what to do, you knew you needed help.

It might've been smarter to hitch up the nearest horse, make your run over to Hayden's farm faster, but you were in too much of a panic to think twice about anything or doubt your own feet.

You're sure you gave Hayden a bit of a heart attack, barreling down the way in your sleep wear, screaming his name frantically.

He opened his door with wide eyes and messy hair and looking like he might catch your panic.

As you came to a stop at his door and huffed out an explanation between your puffs of breath, Hayden's mannerisms shifted from half awake worry, to that of a seasoned rancher. With firm assurity he told you to follow him, then made a beeline straight for his barn.

He loaded up both of your arms with a few items; a bucket, chains, towels, a blanket, a bottle of some kind of fluid, and some insanely long gloves-- and then the two of you were off back toward your barn, starlight still above you as ran break-neck through the cool night air.

Hayden expected to walk into a calving gone horribly array and a long night full of blood, sweat, and no rest till morning... what he found instead was a very dramatic cow, mooing her lungs out, fully in a tizzy, but otherwise fine.

Hayden couldn't help but sigh out a laugh as he lowered the things in his hands to the ground, shoulders relaxing as he stood up right.

"Is she alright?" You asked in a confused and worried tone.

"She's fine," he said, picking up a towel and handing it to you, "Just a little spooked is all." He huffed out another laugh, "Anxieties of a first time Mama!"

You were still a little shaken.

"R-right..." you let out a laugh to join his, but it was much more nervous...

"She should be lying down though," Hayden added, "Contractions will be a lot easier for her on her side. Let's see if we can--" He approached her, and she mooed loudly again, "Hey, it's alright girl, it's gonna be okay..." his hands went up nervously as his presence just seemed to make her more antsy. Turning to you, he smiled over his shoulder, "Here, maybe you should try to talk her down, she knows you better."

Oh! Right! Hayden maybe the expert when it comes to animals, but Daisy was YOUR cow. Your sassy little spitfire who likes to trot around the fields first thing in the morning like the sun had come up just for her, who liked to be the first to eat a snack from your hand, who liked to follow you around as you feed the animals the day after a rain cause she got lonely from the previous day in the barn-- and now she was freaking out-- scared and confused in the middle of the night... you couldn't just pass the poor thing off to someone else in her time of need!

"Hey," you began, voice gentle and hand outstretched as you approached her, "hey sweet girl, it's okay..." she relaxed a bit, but her eyes still looked panicked, "It's alright, I'm right here..." Your hand touched her nose, and her head leaned into your touch, huffing out in relief. "There we go, it's gonna be alright. Let's get you down..."

Hayden watched with a fond smile as you sat down near Daisy, and she settled herself right down next to you, her head plopping it's weight down on your towel covered lap with a soft, heavy thud. You let out a little oof, then a chuckle as you stroked her head and she huffed out another sigh.

He'd seen plenty of people interact sweetly with their animals, but something about how you were so gently with them all, how much you cared, how you treated them almost like your weird little family... he couldn't help but be charmed.

"See," Hayden said without even fully realizing he was talking, "She just wanted you..."

You were too focused on Daisy in your lap to noticed how sweetly Hayden was gazing at you, but you laughed at his words all the same.

"Oh? Am I just your emotional support farmer?" You asked Daisy playfully as you scratched behind her ear. She mooed in response-- not one of those distressed moos she had been letting out all night, but just a normal relaxed one. She was clearly still breathing heavy, but she was definitely more relaxed.

Hayden approached, Daisy not even paying him any mind as she was enjoying her ear scritches. Hayden knelled down beside Daisy, checking her back end.

"Well, she's definitely in labor." He said, "Not a lot of progress, but it's happening. You'll have a new calf by morning!"

"Is birthing always this rough on cows?" You asked again for probably the 12th time that week.

"It can be," Hayden responded, hunkering down near Daisy, preparing to take up any midwife duties, seeing as Daisy probably wasn't letting you up anytime soon, "Usually though it's pretty smooth. Sometimes you don't even know it's happening until you see the baby trotting alongside it's mother. I try to be there for my cow's births though, especially the heifers." He gently pet Daisy's leg, "Just in case they need me."

Just then Daisy's tail straighten.

"Oh, here comes another contraction." Hayden said.

And then Daisy let out the loudest moo she could manage, right near your face. All you could do was wince, and pet her head a bit more as she laid out, body clearly working to bring new life into the world.

It only took an hour or so, but after a lot of pushing, resting, and mooing in your ear, Daisy laid beside her baby, gently licking it's head. To your credit, your presence really did seem to help...

You and Hayden sat a bit away leaning on each other, the adrenaline from the nights excitements finally wearing off as fatigue began to set in.

"Is it always this sweet?" you ask, smiling as you watched Daisy nuzzle her calf.

"Every time." Hayden replied warmly.

You closed your eyes with a sigh, head coming to rest on Hayden's shoulder. You weren't sure if you were going to be able to stand back up to make it to your bed.

"Thank you for your help Hayden." you said dreamily, already debating sleeping right there. Hayden smiled, hand gently sliding into yours and giving it a light squeeze as his head came to rest lightly on yours.

"Anytime." he replied with a sigh, eyes closing as he began to let himself get lulled by your warmth.

"Hayden?" you asked, leaning against him more.

"Hm?"

"Is it normal for farmers to sleep in the barn?"

Hayden smiled and let out a chuckle, "Well if it ain't, then I've been doing it wrong this whole time."

Now it was your turn to laugh, light and half asleep, as you snuggled more into Hayden's form. His arm went around you.

"Hays a cozier than it looks..." he murmured, trailing off as he pulled you in close.

You both sat there for a quiet moment, sleep beginning to take you both as a pair as you sat in the barn in your pjs, snuggled into each others arms.

Then you felt a light weight plop against your lap. You peaked over an eye and saw a baby cow head resting on your legs. You let out a weak chuckle, waking up a bit to gently pet her head. Her fur, new and freshly Daisy cleaned, was soft and warm, if a little slimy.

"What're you gonna call her?" Hayden's voice was low and sleepy in your ear. You hadn't even noticed that he had woken up a bit too until you heard it.

"Hmm..." You thought for a moment, a few words turning in your head as you continued to pet the precious little head in your lap, until one finally came to you. "Velvet."

You could hear Hayden's smile widen as he spoke, "Hello there Velvet!" His hand reached out and gave her head a gentle pet, "Welcome to the world."

You two were so wrapped up in petting the baby, you hadn't noticed mama trotting up to you both until she plopped down beside you and laid her head on your legs, letting it's weight thud against your thighs and she joined her baby.

You sighed, realizing that even if you wanted to, you weren't heading back to bed now. Your head mirrored Daisy's as you let it rest against Hayden's shoulder again. He let out a laugh, and pulled you in closer, hand stroking Daisy's side as you both accepted your fate.

Being an emotional support farmer was going to be the bane of your existence. Or maybe just the bane of the feeling in your legs...

[foolishcrafting]

I made a cross stitch pattern from this illuminated manuscript, here it is if anyone wants it!

[rendoesthedoodle]

i dreamt i was a winged cat during my nap earlier... i had to save a bunch of stray cats from some fucked up wizard man

[sjofn-lofnsdottr]

Soon, inbox, soon I will have defeated you again.

Not tonight, though, the two questions I have left I want to write coherently for and I can tell I would just wall of text lore dump instead. :P

[triflesandparsnips]

Please do you have the link to the pre serum Steve Rogers Tiujana Bibles fic that sounds so fucking awesome. I will give you a cookie

OF COURSE I DO BOOM HERE YOU GO:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1741496

"Eight-Pager" by triedunture. Also it's hot, hooray!

[thephoenixcave]

I set a timer for 10 minutes and by the 8 minute mark I had all this! Then I realized, uh oh, I don’t know how hands are supposed to look in this pose and angle! So I panicked and stopped. Said I would come back to it, but that was 3 weeks ago. True story.

[kply-industries]

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash IG Story

[nonuniqueindie]

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[moon-soo-ah]

시우민 (XIUMIN) 'WHEE!' MV

[warriorprincesstramp]

it's the most wonderful time of the year (parents are fighting while putting the gifts under the tree)

[garden-ghoul]

it's only JUST occurred to me that since christianity doesn't diegetically exist the devil referred to in "the devil's two front teeth" would have to be perennial