#Words for Money

[glittergroovy]

(if the full rent is $2000/month but you split that with a roommate, vote $1000. This is just about what you pay)

[teaboot]

Ollie is a very intelligent cat but also very dumb and spoiled so while I have not yet been able to teach him “no biting” or “stay off the stove and counter” I HAVE been able to teach him “Gentle bites only”, “Stove is hot right now”, and “Danger”, which is to say I am still getting bit and have cat ass on everything but it is less dangerous than it could be.

I am uncertain as a cat owner if this counts as a success

[transhuman-priestess]

I’m never going to win the hearts and minds of everyone but I can try my hand at appealing to one specific demographic: millennials jaded by enshittification.

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[jibberjibbsart]

Supernatural “Power Hour” Part 16

Dean is a rated R character in a PG world

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[they-call-me-youngermoney]

the only good nazi is a dead nazi.

inspired by @autiacorart's markus drawing! i wanna shoutout c0nn0rsseur's artwork as well

[radiance1]

The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.

The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.

Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.

So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?

He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.

The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.

It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?

...

Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?

He'll give them some points for dedication, though.

Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.

The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.

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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.

For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).

It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.

Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!

He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.

And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.

Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.

It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.

At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.

So he answers and is gone with a pop.

Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.

Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.

Fuck.

Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.

So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.

The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.

Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.

The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.

Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.

[luthientinuvielss]

has @marisatomay seen this yet

[stil-lindigo]

eyes of the pale.

[ infernal device and unholy sonnet. you've mistaken a broken jukebox for a choir. skipping notes and skipping stones. don't ask for your coin back. ]

[blogalahezy]

[glittergroovy]

[wintermav]

Hugh Jackman must be stopped.

[choccy-milky]

the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO

1 like = 1 prayer

[fruitcage]

[3laadwan]

“I never imagined I’d reach a point where I’d have to write these words”

My name is Batool, a displaced woman from Gaza. I’ve lost my home, my work, and the simplest necessities of life. Today, my husband and I are doing our best to hold on to something called hope—despite the pain and uncertainty of displacement.

Only God knows how far your kindness can go.

Maybe these words will reach a kind heart that can make a difference:

– By offering any financial support, no matter how small

– Or simply by sharing this post so it reaches more people

Every act of humanity counts, especially now.

Support us, or be our voice.

I thank you and the situation, and I sincerely hope you will help me.🙏

Please share/reblog, and maybe donate if you can. if want to be removed.

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[dumblr]

Any money you spend to make you happy is never a waste.

[inkprilled]

If your business is healthcare and you end up with more people dead than alive, because you purposely turned them away so you could take in more profits, then you have completely failed on a human level. Not to mention your entire business is in complete contradiction with its supposed purpose. You say you're in the buissnes of healing but all we see is death and greed.