#XE Project 8

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[fromcruise-instoconcours]

Here's a rare one: Jaguar's XE SV Project 8, a monster performance sedan that costs supercar money. Just 300 were built.

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Coventry Cat Best Of SilhouetteHistory

Silhouettes of my favorite Jaguar silhouette, including SS Jaguar 100, XKSS, E-Type, Mark X, XJ13, XJ Coupe, XJ X308, F-Type Project 7, XJ X351 and XE SV Project 8 Touring.

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luxury sedan 2022 4/5

[sweetsilver-if]

To Taste Sweet Silver

Play here [Updated 8/10/24]

Word count (w/code): 16.9k

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"The silver of the fruit tastes sweeter than the iron of the blood." There is a City in the center of the remaining world, said to house and protect the last gift from the Old Gods before they vanished. Your mother had told you stories of it as a child, before she died. No one is allowed to enter the City of Forgotten Silver without extensive documentation and proof they are worthy. Not everyone is allowed to grace divinity. There is no reason for you, a nobody, to be here but you've managed to worm your way in. You know the consequences if you get caught, and you know to keep your head down as often as you can. The risk to be here is great, for the City is desperate to protect what remains of the past. Everyone who has dared to take the Old God's last gift, a fruit with silver skin, has had their execution made a spectacle. For this fruit is the key to reviving the world to what it used to be. Or so it is believed. It's why those in power will do anything to protect it. You know this, but you have a plan to attempt its theft anyway. For without it, how else will you finally bring this world to its end?

To Taste Sweet Silver is an 18+ Gaslamp Fantasy IF about putting a crumbling world to rest.

✽ Play as a fully customizable MC: gender, sexuality, personality, skills, etc.

✽ Decide how you're going to survive in the City; will you fake an identity and do earnest work, rely on thievery, or freeload off anyone willing to take pity on you

✽ Master magic, hone your physical skills, or expand your worldly knowledge

✽ Discover why the Old Gods abandoned the world in the first place, and learn about the New Gods that have taken their place

✽ Decide your reasons for wanting to end the world. Will you really go through with it?

Caspian Sinclair

The City Mage [M]:

A man who's more important then he lets on. The only reason you know he's a Mage is because you sense it on him. Despite his kind but stoic nature, you hesitate to approach him because if he finds out who you are, he will kill you. If only he wasn't also the holder of key information you need. He never seems opposed to answering your questions or pointing you in the right direction, making him your main source of information about the City of Lost Silver. However, the badge he wears reminds you to still your tongue, and watch your questions.

Whisper

The Jester [NB]:

Xer part of a night show, the sort outlawed in the City due to being propaganda about the Old Gods' departure. When xer not part of the show, xe have a traveling food cart xe only run at night. Although it's best not to draw attention to yourself and get involved with someone like xem, you can't help but wonder what's hiding under the mask. Especially with xer strange charm, odd sense of humor, and ability to show up at the worst of times for you.

Vivienne Silver

The Empress [F/trans]:

The youngest Empress ever crowned, and only due to the tragic assassination of her family. She's an elusive figure, never seen in public, but worshiped all the same. The people whisper her suffering is the reason why the City has seen such prosper in recent years, mythologizing her as a martyr. As an outsider, you have no strong opinion of her, until strange circumstances bring you together. She's exhausted and weary and as willing to bite as she is to be gentle.

Mourning

The New God [M/F/NB]:

Your benefactor and the sole reason you managed to get into the City. They found you in the outskirts one day and handed you a pass, telling you they can help you get what you want. You haven't seen them since. They're elusive and strange, and while they claim they're a God, you're not sure they're something quite so holy.

CW: Gore, violence, torture, cannibalism, death, religious trauma, explicit sexual themes, mtc

Note: This is a side project and won't be updated frequently. My main project is Burning Academia!

[dandys-bah-packs]

hi hi hi!! can we please get a bandaid + add kins of party noob from regretevator? thanks!! give them lots and lots of pronouns + xenogenders if you can!! i’d also like to claim the anon sign off of — 🕸️

thanks!! :3

𐔌 🎉 — Party Noob ; BAH pack

Names: Party, Noob, Poob, Confetti, Cake, Funfetti, Oreo, Cheerio, Pawz/Pawzie, X3, Star, Maxwell, Ethan, Allen, Alex, Rainbow, Chewy, Yippee, Yips

Pronouns: He/Him, H3/H3m, Hx/Hxm, Hy/Hymn, They/Them, Th3y/Th3m, Thxy/Thxm, Thy/Thym, Yippee/Yippees, Confetti/Confettis, XD/XDs, X3/X3s, Party/Partys, Cake/Cakes, Birthday/Birthdays, Sparkle/Sparkles, Fun/Funs, Fun/Funfetti, Batter/Batters, Bake/Bakes, Gift/Gifts, Present/Presents, Ae/Aer, Ey/Eym, Xe/Xer, Xe/Xim, 🎉/🎉s, 🎊/🎊s, 🎁/🎁s

Genders: Demiboy, Demigender, Glowstickboy, Mimugender, Silworeec, Petreyippic, Cildscian, Joywhimsic, Imagiaonsilly, Boyfunsies, Kandistargender, Goobergender

Sexuality: Panromantic, Abrosexual, Polyamorous, Recicura, Romance Ambivalent, Affection desperate, Inthrsexual, Hyperspintellic, Flumul

Age: 12-15 age slider (Also age regresses to 6-8)

Roles: Socialiser, Autism holder, Adhd holder, Stim holder, Special interest holder (Particularly Roblox), Laziness holder, Dream weaver, Delight, Paichmate, Vicarian, Comedian, Beauheur, Frijōn, Dear, Companion, Pacific, Social pleaser, Prankster, Fungenic

Faceclaim:

Likes: Party’s, Socialising, Going to the park, Going on walks, Hanging out with friends, Glowsticks, Baking, The beach, Hxs friends, Fidgets (his favourite is zipper bracelets), 2020 alt style, Interacting with the rest of the system, Meeting source mates

Dislikes: Staying indoors all day, Not going outside, Plans being canceled, Loosing friends, The smell of alcohol and sharpies, Spiders

How they fulfil their roles: Poob LOVESS to talk to people, whether that be people in the system, or out of the system, Poob loves making friends! Poob is also great at calming the system down in panic attacks, offering them activity’s to do such as playing games, or drawing! On the off chance that Poob is alone in front you can catch him reading up on his special interests! (dinosaurs, sharks and roblox) or chatting in system discord spaces!

Typing quirk: Replaces e with 3, o with 0 and a with 4, uses double punctuation and lots of exclamation marks, likes typing in caps when exited. Example: H3y,, 3v3ry0n3!!!!!! IM S0 3XSIT3D T0 M33T Y0U!!!!

Sign off: 🎉🎈, 🎁🪩, 🎊🌈

Kins: Dinosaur (stegosaurus) and dog (toy poodle) therian, Goob (Dandy’s World), Poob (Regretevator (obviously)), Emu (Project sekai)

-15 +15 🕸️ Anons balance is now 25 tapes!

[izumi-miffy]

Intro about me:

My name: Izumi -not my real name but just call me that or anything else-

My age: 16

My date of birth: 8th of August

‧₊ ᵎᵎ 🍒 ⋅ ˚✮

My height📏: 155 cm / 5'1"

My sign: Leo ♌

My nationality: Egyptian 🇪🇬 ☪️

My time zone: UTC +4 -uae-

My sexuality: Bisexual 🩷💜💙

My hobbies: cooking, baking cake, doing paper crafts, listening to music -does it count as a hobby? idk-

Piercing: one in each ear (I might get more in the future)

My diy projects: some paintings, crochet bag, smth with popsicle sticks -idk what it is called-, drawings, keychains, bracelets (I don't have pics of any unfortunately)

˗ˏˋ ꒰ 🍓🍒🍄 ꒱ ˎˊ˗

My fav color: all shades of blue

My fav number: 8

My fav movie: home alone

My fav places: malls and beach

My fav book: it's a series and it's Arabic

My fav instrument: Piano and guitar (I don't play any)

My fav flowers: lavender, jasmine, red and white roses, tulips

My fav weather: rainy and cold

My fav quote: "Be so happy that, when other people look at you, they become happy too."

My fav media type: social media (insta, tumblr, discord, youtube...)

My fav animal/pet: cat/kitten, rabbit/bunny -but I don't have pets-

My fav drink: iced coffee, black tea, iced peach tea, anything cold and sweet

My fav dessert: cake -all kinds-, cheesecake, ice cream, chocolate I have a severe sweet tooth

My fav food: pasta -all kinds-, noodles, tteokbokki, Udon, fried chicken

Food I'd like to try: kimchi stew, Gimbap, cold soba, Tempura, Ramen, Curry, onigiri, mochi

⋆｡‧˚ʚ🍒ɞ˚‧｡⋆

relationship state: in love with @southerngothhorror ❤️❤️❤️❤️♾️

Random things about me: I have some kinks, I read BL, I crave attention A LOT, I also cry a lot, I have low self-esteem, I have an anxious attachment style

𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌹⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ

My real life bestie/freddie: @funtasticali

My online besite: @kalipeach102

𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌹⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ

My jelly bean/pretty boy: @southerngothhorror

Bee: @lyninabin

𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌹⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ

My lil sis: @itzzzzzzyyyyydaaaaa

My comfort friend: @ning-ningx300

𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌹⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ

My comfort friend/Smoothie: @smolwriter

Sweet: @sw33tl1f3

𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌹⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ

Rain: @itsnotmyfaultimthisway

Ender: @ender-afton

𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌹⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ

Broxy: @whistlebrox

Ari: @spacebeetle

𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌹⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ

Ace: @bingusdingusbitches

Lilybug: @pixelsbuildmysoul

𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌹⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ

Puppet: @salem-the-puppet

Blue: @blueeeseth

𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌹⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ

Sky: @bloodied-hands-in-the-night-sky

Clover 🍀: @dehydratedpoet (They/Them or xe/xem)

𓂃˖˳·˖ ִֶָ ⋆🌹⋆ ִֶָ˖·˳˖𓂃 ִֶָ

Holic: @someaholic

Brookie 🍪: @bamgyuuu-2001

[v4lluvsst0n3]

⋅˚₊‧ ୨intro୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅

(cuz I see other people make them hehe)

quick dni list:

~HH or HB fans (specific kinds)

~p3d0s, L0l1c0ns, sh0t4c0ns, z00s, anything of those kinds

~proshitters, etc

~RCTA

~homophobes, transphobes, ableist

~NSFW/18+ accs

Pretty much it, anyways-

͙͘͡★HAII! I’m Val/Valentine ͙͘͡★

aka, the internets heaven sent angelic doll <3

I will no longer answer “asks” that are to donate, I’m sorry. BUT, I am a Palestine supporter!!!

(He/She/They/Xe/It/Angel/Doll)

I’m gender-fluid, but i usually prefer she :P

here’s some things abt me:

~ Mexican

~ Catholic{ fav verse: Micah 7:8 <3}

~ MINOR

~Pisces, March 11th<3

~ Absolute girl failure yet not really but yk

~ Cupioromantic, Pansexual!

~ Younger sibling (I may not be my family’s favorite, but I know I’m the internets favorite >3<)

~ Crybaby (not as in Felony Martinez stan..)

~ Idol admirer

~ Theatre kid

~ yuri enthusiast/himejoshi

˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　　 . ✦　　　 　˚　　　　 . ★⋆. ࿐࿔ 　　　.   　　˚　　 　　*　　 　　✦　　　.　　.　　　✦　˚ 　　　　 ˚　.˚　　　　✦　　　.　　. 　 ˚　.　　　　 　　 　　　　

my fandoms/things i like:

Ramshackle, Pine Point, Gloomy Bear, Sanrio, Madoka Mágica, Azumanga Daioh, Dead Plate (honestly, every studio investigrave game), Love Live, Bandori, D4DJ, (idk much about love live, Bandori, and D4DJ, but I still like it! :3) Project Sekai, Alien Stage, Oshi No Ko, Tokyo Mew Mew, and many more!

I won’t list all of them bc I have way too many hyper fixations!

(I’m most likely neurodivergent //autism and adhd//)

.˚ * ꒰ঌ✦໒꒱ * ˚.

My hobbies:

~ Drawing

~ Writing

~ Collecting

~ Crying (/hj)

⊹ ⁺ 𐔌 ᩧ ຼ ͡ ৯ ♡໒⁀ ᩧຼ ꒱ིྀ ⁺ ⊹

Aesthetics I enjoy/ wear:

~ CuteCore

~Gyaru (Tsuyome, and Kogal)

~Scene

~ Morute

~ Coquette

~ Lolita (not to be confused with the novel/movie. Let’s not talk abt that)

~ Dark coquette/ horror game protagonist

~ Literally anything hyper feminine

────── ⋆⋅꒰ა☆໒꒱⋅⋆ ──────

kin list!:

~ Ai Hoshino (oshi no ko)

~Mafuyu, Mizuki, Ena, Kanade, Saki, Airi, and Emu, and Nene (pjsk)

~ Furina, and Fischl (genSHIT impact)

~ Ocean O’Conell Rosenburg (ride the cyclone)

~Nico Yazawa (love live)

~ Monika, Natsuki, Yuri, and Sayori (doki doki literature club)

~ Stone, and Skipp (ramshackle duhhhhh)

~ Momo, and Nil (pine point duhhhhh)

~ Vincent (dead plate. I am NOT writing this French ass twinks last name.)

~ Envy Adam’s, and Knives Chau (Scott pilgrim)

~ Ivan, and Luka (Alien stage)

~ Kangle/Ame (NSO)

~Madoka, Homura (madoka mágica)

~Pearl (Pearl)

~ Teruhashi (Saiki K)

~ Osawa Aya (tgswiiwagaa)

~ Zenitsu, Mitsuri (Kny)

~ Momonga (chiikawa)

₊˚ ‿︵‿︵‿︵୨୧ · · ♡ · · ୨୧‿︵‿︵‿︵ ˚₊

Thats all, bai bai mis amores <33 (platonically unless ur stone/j)

Inspired by @ capy-123rs, and @ pxrfaitgirlz so, sorry if my introduction looks similar to theirs! (๑꒦ິ ̼ ꒦ິ๑)

[galax-dragon]

⭐NEW BLOG INTRO⭐

Hello, I'm Galax or Mars, welcome to my main blog!!

Pronouns: They/he/xe/it

NOTE: THIS IS TO BE REMADE SOON WHEN I HAVE ENERGY

I mainly post about Splatoon/Coroika, (ESPECIALLY COROIKA) as it is my main special interest, but other interests/fandoms include:

The Magnus Archives

Inanimate Insanity

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

Baldur's Gate 3

The Owl House

CCCC/Chonny Jash

This blog is mainly for reblogs (including Palestine fundraisers), if you want to see exclusively art and fanfics (99% coroika lol) go to my blog @galax-dragon-artfics.

Other blogs:

@tales-of-corokina for updates and art regarding my Corokina AU! (Fantasy/D&D AU)

@coroika-reinked Was going to be a webseries, failed at that, now it's just a collab project lol

@goggles-thechaoslord AU rp/askblog!

@silly-billy-gogglez Regular Goggles rp blog!

@hachi-8-8 Hachi rp blog!

@nanatheocto7 Nana rp blog! (Barely active)

@oh-splat-its-team-galax OC rp blog!! (Also barely active)

@coroangst-confessions Confession blog that I run!

DNI:

""Basic"" DNI (racist, homophobic, transphobic, etc)

If you support Israel in any way.

If you ship pedophilia or incest. I personally don't engage in anti/proshipping discourse but that just makes me deeply uncomfortable.

Socials:

Ao3 (my fics are only visible to registered users due to AI.)

Youtube (I occasionally make animatics)

Discord is galaxdragon. (with the period) if you want to talk, DM me for the link to my Coroika server!

Askbox is closed because I was getting absolutely spammed with donation asks and it was overwhelming, but asks are open on my art/fic blog!

post i wish i could have pinned

palestinians that have reached out to me

[ifaverse]

꩜ .ᐟㅤ ASPHODEL STATE ASYLUM and its patients' imaginary friends...

march 12th, 1949 dear diary, my friends and i were finally sent to the state-run institute. the staff are more patient here, the rooms are big and wide, and the diagnosed therapy methods are arguably better than hathmoore's. but this place still holds some similar harshness that reminds me of it... i'll have to hold out until we can all leave. i did see some other kids when i was going to treatment in an upper floor. i wonder how long they've been here... are they like us? do they have imaginary friends? pete and i plan to take a look tomorrow, maybe one of the girls will want to go too. i'll go to bed for now though, it's difficult to get used to a new schedule. 10:23pm

welcome to asphodel state asylum, in the world of imaginary friend asylum-verse! this is a little project we did for silly haha fun, with characters from the base game, and ocs for a fun bonus. with a simple post-canon plot that starts a month or two after IFA's ending, and silly characters for you to meet and interact with, IFAverse guarantees a fun experience for us creators and you readers alike!

our posts are tagged [# 🏥 : IFAV-ASA] followed by the game's tag, and then the admin who posted! then it's names of characters and ocs, random stuff like that.

we have a few admins, so let's get a simple rundown of them and their characters, shall we? i'll go first.

[⚰️] : hello, everybody !! i'm admin ⚰️, the decorator of the blog with a silly eye for aesthetics ^^ i use xe/xem/xir + she/her pronouns, and use tone tags. IFA came to me in a cognitive dream and it's followed me around my whole life, now it won't leave me alone/j.

[ 💀 ] : WHATS GOOD GAMERS ‼️ i'm admin "💀", i'm just kinda here- I ALSO DO ART HEHEHE- i use he/him pronouns. I got thrown into the abyss that is IFA and it is rotting my brain

[🐝] : Hello, Hello, I’m Admin "🐝". The simple minded one who just sorta just makes ocs. I use she/her pronouns. I found this game through superhorrorbro when he played the Demo and now I’m obsessed with the game.

[👁️]: HOWDY MATES, one of the epic admins in the tumblr. "👁️" screams and barely active, I make ocs and scream. Pronouns he/they.plan to make friends!! Found this fandom through watching my guy superhorrorbro and POOKY 🤤 is mwah :)

[🎲] : Hey you 🫵, I’m admin 🎲. I’m the silly one who kinda writes story’s and helps out. I use he/him and it/its pronouns. I found the game through 8-bitryan and I’m loving it! I’m a twistee stan.

[📛] : WARNING: The admin has grown curious. “📛” The one you will probably see the least. she/her. the one who came up with the idea for this entire blog. uh, go watch the lego move, watCH IT NOW GO WATHC IT WATCH I-

[🦈] : Oo! Oo! Oo! New people and new people! Hi there, I'm admin "🦈", I make tons of art and have worked with the developers of IFA! Any pronouns are acceptable for myself, as I have no preference. I found this wonderful community through the demo and am super excited to be actively working with everyone! Also if you're in the community, you're adopted now, congrats! (/hj)

© IFAverse. est. 240604; no reposting anywhere.

[illym]

Cupping her hands over xer mouth, Sylv breathed in deeply. “DOCTOR FAUUUUUUUUUUUST!” Xe bellowed. “I NEED YOUR ASSISTAAAAAAAAANCE!”

A door opened in the middle of the quiet street. “The doctor is in!” Cried the emerging man. Standing to his full height, he shaded his bag’s hole with his hand. “Who needs my—”

His gaze fell upon Sylv, and he flinched. “Eek!” His hand gasped behind him for where the doorknob used to be, but the door had vanished the moment it shut.

Faust’s hands raised to his head, shaking with emotion. “Find someone else to examine you!”

 “Considering you’re here now, I won’t settle for anything less!”

—

We meet Faust.

Chapter Song: I'm gonna tell my therapist on you by Pinkshift

“Have you seen a person with a white coat around?” Sylv stretched her arms above xer head. “He’s very tall, but usually crouches over when talking to people…”

“Mmm…” The person in front of her pressed their hand to their face, lips pursing. “I don’t think I have. Do you know his name, or what he looks like..? Ah, James, just a moment— mommy’s speaking to someone.” Bending over, she ruffled the hair of the child attached to her leg.

“He goes by Faust right now… Or last I heard. And as for how he looks… Well, his head is covered up with a large bag, but his skin is pretty pa…le…?” Sylv trailed off at the stupefied expression on the woman's face.

“You… Young man, usually you’d tell someone—”

“Pardon, but I’m not a man.”

“Young lady—”

“I’m not a lady, either.”

The woman’s mouth opened a few times. “Uh… Young… Young…” She trailed off, brow furrowing again. “Hm… W-well! Usually you would tell someone the most… Noticeable things about someone when looking for them! Someone wearing a bag over his head is way more memorable than someone wearing a white coat!”

“Does that mean you’ve seen him around?” Sylv brightened.

“No, I haven’t.” She shook her head.

“Momma!” The child bounced on their heels, shying away from Sylv’s gaze. “I’ve seen ‘im! When Marthy’s head hurt, he showed up to make her better! And he gave us all candy!” They covered their mouth, fingers splayed. “Uhm, oops… I wasn’t supposed to say that…”

“Huh?! I’ve told you not to take candy from strangers…! Have you eaten it?” The woman dropped to her knees to face the child, taking them by the shoulders.

“Uh… I didn’t say anything…! Anything at all!” Sucking their cheeks in, the child looked down at the pavement.

“James!”

“Ah, I wouldn’t worry about it.” Sylv waved xer hand between the two of them. Startling backwards, the woman looked back up at her. “That guy’s pretty good, as far as I know… He runs around helping people for free. He wouldn’t give a bunch of kids weird candy after all that, right?”

“S-still!” The woman pulled out the pockets of the child's jeans, letting the wrapped lollies fall into her palm. “I wouldn’t be a good mother if I didn’t worry. James, tell the m— person where you met the man, and then we are having a long talk.”

“But those candies are—!”

“James.”

“...” They kicked at the road, stone skittering off into the street. “He was in the park with the really cool swingset… The one that goes so high, you can even spin around upside down…”

“Thank you for your service, kid.” Sylv nodded. “Ah, and you too.” She added, nodding to their mother. “That was helpful.” Swiveling on xer heel, xe swiveled back. “In what direction is that park..?”

“Down the alley, turn right at the sewing shop, and if you arrive at the library, you’ve gone too far.” The woman pointed to the left. “Good luck finding your friend!”

“Oh, no, we aren’t friends. But thank you once again.” Waving, Sylv made her way down the street.

“...Really cool swingset, huh?”

—

“Well, I suppose there’s nothing to do except shout.”

Feet skidding against the bark chips to slow xemself down, Sylv cursed that the man was so difficult to find. Talking to people in the street confirmed that he’d been here over the last couple of days, but with how far he could travel in a matter of minutes, it didn’t mean he was still here.

It wasn’t as if thinking in circles would summon him, though. Xe was pretty sure the man wasn’t a mind reader.

Cupping her hands over xer mouth, Sylv breathed in deeply. “DOCTOR FAUUUUUUUUUUUST!” Xe bellowed. “I NEED YOUR ASSISTAAAAAAAAANCE!”

A door opened in the middle of the quiet street. “The doctor is in!” Cried the emerging man. Standing to his full height, he shaded his bag’s hole with his hand. “Who needs my—”

His gaze fell upon Sylv, and he flinched. “Eek!” His hand gasped behind him for where the doorknob used to be, but the door had vanished the moment it shut.

“Great. Nice. Awesome!” Sylv clasped xer hands, step-hopping down from the seat of the swing xe’d been standing on. “Thank you for arriving so quickly!”

“...Dear citizen…” Faust placed his hands on his hips, leaning down to meet her at xer new eye level. “If you do not have something currently ailing you outside of that head of yours, I shall be taking my leave.”

“How should I know if I have something wrong with me without an examination?”

“There is absolutely something wrong with you, considering how often you forget the only thing I tell you!” Faust’s hands raised to his head, shaking with emotion. “Find someone else to examine you!”

“You’re one of the greatest doctors in the world!” Sylv paused. “Or so I’ve heard.” Waving a hand, xer voice rang louder. “Considering you’re here now, I won’t settle for anything less!”

His voice raised in conjunction with hers. “I’ve told you so many times—”

HEAVEN OR HELL.

Sylv threw her hammer forward, clawed back catching Faust on the shoulder. Yanking on the fabric smashed him towards the ground and towards her. As Sylv raised xer hammer to bring it back down, Faust burst with magical energy, ripping his clothes off for a brief moment. “Reverse!”

Thrown back, Sylv caught xemself before hitting the floor. Leaning forward with her hands resting on the hilt of xer hammer and xer head on her hands, she said cheerfully, “Looks as if this may be easier than I was expecting it to be.” Letting her hammer fall away, xe fell back into a fighting stance.

LET'S ROCK.

Sylv dove forward, swinging out her leg to knock Faust's out from under him. The doctor jumped back, throwing up a hand as he steadied himself. “Let's see what's coming out~!” He sang, clutching his hands to the side of his head.

“The fact that even you don't know—” Sylv cut xemself off with a curse as his scalpel swung out to hit her, barely pulling xer hammer out to block in time. “I mean, can't you pick—? Or tell—?”

“Whatever comes out is up to them!” With an obvious smile in his voice, he flattened himself to the floor to spike out a leg. “It's not up to me to decide!”

“That's—” Blocking his leg with an arm, xe swung out her hammer. “That's, uh, terrifying. What? How—?”

The blunt end of his scalpel jabbed xem in the gut, cutting her off with a heavy “guh”. He followed with a kick to the head, lecturing with a sing-song voice, “Dear patient, you would be in much better health if you paid attention during your check-up!” With a motion of his hand meant to indicate a wink, he jabbed said hand into xer shoulder. “With your head in the clouds, who knows what may happen?”

“Injury…” Grumbling from the ground, Sylv sprang into the air with xer hammer leading, landing on the ground with a smash that sent Faust flying. “But in my defense, I pay very close attention when something is interesting. That's usually enough to keep me fine.”

“That's not always enooooough~!” Throwing his hand up again, Faust yanked it back down to hold his scalpel firm against xer assault. “Being able to concentrate is a valuable skill! And I believe it's one you need to develop, dear patient!”

“I want you to look at my head, but you’re looking at the wrong part!” Sylv dropped to the floor, spinning to sweep his legs from under him. “I think your priorities are awry!” With that success, xe did a handspring forward, both soles of xer boots smashing into Faust and blowing him away. “In fact, I do believe that part of my health is far less pressing than anything else. So just take care of my physical and—”

As xer hammer welched into Faust's side (and the sound was so disturbing, xe had to drop her hammer to do a full body shudder), a shining green thing floated daintily down, missing getting hit by the swing by a hair.

Eyes flickering to it, Sylv's split second plan to punt it or throw it in Faust's face ripped itself to shreds.

“Oh! Hey! That's— that's—!” Dropping to a crouch as it floated lower, xe leaned forward to peer at it. “How'd you get one of Roboky's tiny robots?” Tilting her head to the side, her mouth dropped open. “Hey, he even has a scoo—ttzzzzkkaj!”

Xer entire body pulsed with electricity from where the tiny thing touched xer boot, words spluttering out.

“And that's where your intrigue fails you!” Faust's voice held a lecturing tone as he walloped xem into the air, his limbs stretching in disturbing ways to continue his beatdown. “It's all too easy for you to lose a fight if you don't concentrate on what you need to!” Slapping her to the ground, he landed while pulling out another mystery item, throwing it high in the air. “I must admit, I didn't take you for enough of a fool to become positively acquainted with the Post War Administration Bureau.”

“The who?” Turning over and hacking spit onto the pavement, Sylv rolled out of the way of the dumbbell accelerating towards xer skull.

“So you haven't fallen quite so far. What good news!” Faust slammed his scalpel on the ground where Sylv had just rolled from. “One hates to see a patient so ill, nothing can be done to cure them!” Pulling his hand out from his coat, he tossed a half dozen items into the air. “Still, that robot isn't the sort of company I'd recommend for anybody!”

“I don't recall asking your opinion.” Sylv swung xer hammer, cracking the falling dumbbell towards the doctor's face. “All I need is a physical checkup. Anything else is unnecessary.” Sidestepping a donut (xe had no idea where it'd been, and the frosting was a shade of pink so vivid it made her teeth hurt just to see it), she whirled in a circle, bringing xer hammer up to smash into Faust’s stomach. It landed and she twisted it, sliding the claw behind his back and yanking him forward. With an elbow jab to his sternum, xe swept a leg behind his knees, forcing him to the floor. Launching from the floor to a handstand on the handle, xe slammed down to land her leg in a full body weight smash right on his back.

SLASH!

Grabbing her hammer, Sylv swung it out as her other hand landed on xer hip. “That was an excellent fight.”

On the floor, Faust moaned. “No gooooooood…!”

“Wonderful, great, very cool!” Sylv pumped xer fists. “I’ve won, and that means you have to examine me!”

“If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a dozen times…” Faust woozily stood from the floor, collapsing back down immediately. “I’m a doctor… I’m not a dentist!”

“Doctors work on the human body, and teeth are a part of that!”

“You’re so insistent on this…” Standing once more, he tugged at the edge of his bag with quick little motions.

“Because it’s important!” Sylv wrung xer hands together. “C’mon, examine me already! I’ve emotionally prepared myself and everything!”

Faust threw his hands into the air. “I can see that talking won’t convince you of anything… I’m leaving to help people who actually need it— and who I can actually help!”

His hand landed on the doorknob behind him. “Call me again when you’re sick with something I can actually help you with, dear citizen!”

“No!” Sylv shot forward, arm outstretched. “Doctor—!”

The door swung shut, and suddenly there was no door at all.

“Damnit!” Sylv stamped the ground, biting xer lip. “I was so close…!” Shaking her arms, xe scowled at the air he had occupied seconds before. “Fanny talks him up so much… Next time I have an exam, I’m asking her for a different recommendation.”

Spinning on her heel, xer eyes caught on the swingset. Xe paused.

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[ask-thearchivists]

So sorry to hear what happened to your parent. How old were you and your siblings when xe was taken away? Do you have any depictions left of xem?

The Curator: Well, me and the Cartographer were about 2000. For your mortal species, that means we were roughly 8 years old, mentally, emotionally, physically, all of that. The Coordinator was around 4000, which is about 16 for you, Charmer was 3500, which is about 14. And the Collector was about 500, or 2 or so years old to you.

The Cartographer: I do have a picture. I made it using a projection of my memories of xyr.

[trxns-scum]

INTRO POST ♡ !!!

Hello my name is Benji or Onyx

Im 5teen

Im a fictionkin of multiple characters one of them including Morty Smith (C-137), Ill make a full list some day lol

I am a proshipper / darkshipper. I am anti harassment and a l0li / sh0tac0n

I am transmasc and gay and use he / they / it / xe

I have no dni I will just block freely.

I'm on twitter (i refuse to call it x) by the same username but with an underscore so trxns_scum

Below the cut is a list of random shit I like bc Im too lazy to make a sntry / carrd

Games:

Omori

Hades

Cult of the Lamb

Mario Kart 8

CRK

COD MW 1 and 2 remakes

Turnip Boy Commits Tax Evation

Obey Me

The FNAF franchise

TV

The Good Place

Rick and Morty

Hannibal { 2013 }

Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Stranger Things

Good Omens

The NHL { Idk if this counts but im also a Rangers fan }

Arcane

Inside Job

Movies

Mamma Mia

ROTTMNT Movie

The Hunger Games franchise

Missing

Clueless

Mean Girls

K-12

The Truman Show

Coraline

Books

The PJO series and all of the spinoffs

The Sunbearer Trials

Cemetery Boys

All That's Left in the World

Hearstopper

Solitare

The Song of Achilles

The Silver Eyes series

Music

The Crane Wives

Glass Animals

Gorillaz (Self Titled - Song Machine)

Melanie Martinez

Mitski

Arctic Monkeys

Misc

The Magnus Archives (podcast)

Ride the Cyclone (a musical)

Welcome Home (an unfiction project / arg)

Lore Rekindled (Webcomic)

[loststarssys]

Lost Stars System Introduction!

coll. name: jasper/star

coll. pronouns: he/they/xe + any neos

coll. gender + sexuality: transgender pansexual

bodily a minor

traumagenic DID system of 200+

fictive/Introject heavy

autistic (tone indicators highly appreciated ^^)

we have some alters from controversial sources such as DSMP! we promise we dont support the controversial creators anymore.

BIG LISTS BC WE LIKE A TON OF STUFF!! INTERESTS WE LIKE/INTERACT WITH MORE THAN THE OTHERS ARE IN BOLD

STUFF WE LIKE

CONTENT CREATORS: Markiplier, lordminion777, Garuku Bluemoon, Jpw03, jake doolittle, Laurenzside, Smajor, solidarity gaming, smallishbeans, LDShadowLady, funkyfrogbait, Eleanor Neal, Garrett Watts, FilmCooper, GMM, Jschlatt, Maxmoefoe, Anything4Views, philza, Quackity, ranboo, Tommyinnit, Technoblade, ted Nivison, tubbo, Wilbur soot, bbh, skeppy, dan Howell, phil lester

GAMES: overwatch, doki doki literature club, project sekai, minecraft, pokémon, yu-gi-oh, FNAF, dead by daylight, red dead redemption 2, DND, the forest, raft, galaxiga, bugsnax, yandere simulator

MUSIC: Lovejoy, lana del rey, mitski, laufey, mcr, james marriott, bo burnham, 6arelyhuman, abba, queen, ac/dc, arctic monkeys, black eyed peas, car seat headrest, carpetgarden, cigarettes after sex, clipping, coldplay, conan gray, def leppard, deftones, foo fighters, flyleaf, fleetwood mac, the front bottoms, ghost, infected mushroom, ICP, joji, the killers, lil peep, mac demarco, Melanie Martinez, MSI, the neighborhood, NIN, radiohead, rebzyyx, tv girl, tyler childers, the weekend, Weezer

MOVIES/SHOWS: the Scream movie series, rick and morty, good omens, You, umbrella academy, izombie, i am jonas, texas chainsaw massacre, hilda, inside, the office, corpse bride, over the garden wall, gravity falls, adventure time, beetlejuice, criminal minds, cyrano de Bergerac, encanto, monster high, mlp, teen titans/teen titans go, the walking dead, une vie de chat

MUSICALS: Hamilton, spring awakening, heathers, vivo, 36 questions, mulan, coco, little shop of horrors, a new brain, Sweeney Todd, into the woods, nightmare Before Christmas

CHARACTERS: batman, the riddler, & the joker, hatsune miku, salad fingers, edward scissorhands, Michael Myers, ghostface

MANGA/ANIME: kaijuu no. 8, chainsaw man, alive, yu-gi-oh, jojo's, anything junji ito, tbhk, parasite, blood of zeus, orange, i want to eat your pancreas, a silent voice, shaman king, ibitsu, maus, the promised Neverland

DNI

basic dni criteria (racist, homophobic, etc.)

endo, demo, etc. "systems"

proshippers

fakeclaimers

21+ or under 13

INTERACT

same intrests

autistic and/or lgbtq+

other systems!!!

sourcemates <33

anyone who doesng match the dni!