#YEP........... literally.....

[autumndragon]

i love the idea that viggo's issue is that he's always overestimating the dragon riders and that's why he loses. other antagonists always underestimate them, they don't put in all the necessary precautions, which allows the riders to slip through, always throwing parties and gloating before the dragon is in the cage. but viggo?

my man takes so many precautions, his entire island is a war base, and yet, and YET the dragon riders got in by dyeing snotlout's hair blonde, giving him gucci boots and naming him sir ulgertorpe, SIR ULGERTORPE. viggo got catfished by snotlout with blonde hair. he's overestimating them so bad that the IDEA of them "just walking in" doesn't even come to mind. he's ready for fire and death to fall from the sky but a one-legged boy pulling a fast one on him breaks his fancy little english brain.

[gremnda]

i read @hopepetal's fic sunflower days, went insane for a few days and this appeared-

i am so weak to pearl and scar being besties and this fic is basically that and more :,) <3 genuinely so so good, i already cried to zera about it and yall should read it and do the same ù_ú <3

[melmov]

There is a parasite in my brain forcing me to draw

[captainwinterrsoldierr]

*literally any romantic song that is about true undying love*

Me: that’s so percabeth coded

[flovoid]

“cut from the same willow” ⋆˚꩜｡ WOOD FAM

[canarybell]

Stumbled upon another "Crowley is always the one saving Aziraphale, when will Aziraphale save Crowley for a change?" post.

And my only question was, did I just Imagine these moments or what?....

[royalarchivist]

Chrono Cosmo: Yaaas~ [Laughs ominously] See you soon~ But don't forget to tell your other teammates, ok?

Tubbo: Ok! Bye, pookie-bear!

Chrono Cosmo: Oh~! 😚 Bye-bye~

Tubbo: [Cracks up] Why is he so fcking gay??? [Laughs] What the hell!

[Tubbo re-joins his group's VC]

Tubbo: Guys, I just spoke with the gayest man I think I've ever spoken to ever. He's like, the most cunty guy I've ever met.

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Tubbo: There should be a LOT more diamond ore–

Chrono Cosmo: [Suddenly appears behind him] Hey~

Tubbo: [Gets startled and screams]

Tubbo: ...Bro, you're a creep for that.

Chrono Cosmo: Do you know what I think? People hate me! Hate me so much!

Tubbo: I don't hate you! You're chill AF.

Chrono Cosmo: [Hums a sigh] I'm good, I'm a good person! But I'm bringing you a difficult mission. [Laughs]

Tubbo: Could you give me wool? Can I have wool? I'll do anything for wool.

Chrono Cosmo: [Fake sympathetic voice] Oh, I'm sorry, I cannot give you that. [Laughs]

Tubbo: Aw :(

Chrono Cosmo: But I can give you this– [They toss Tubbo a steak and laugh]

Tubbo: What's that? Oh! Wait–

Chrono Cosmo: It's a great and amazing cut. 💅

Tubbo: Oh! Thank you. I was actually hungry. Low-key.

Chrono Cosmo: Do you like it?

Tubbo: Yeah, it's decent. Is it gonna turn me into like, some kind of bug? Be real. Is it cursed?

Chrono Cosmo: Oh... [Laughs]

Tubbo: Low-key dude? You're kinda cunty! I love it.

Chrono Cosmo: Oh, I'm not! I'm just a good person walking around–

Tubbo: No, but in like a good way! Not in a bad way.

Chrono Cosmo: But let me give you your damn mission, ok?

[...]

Tubbo: Got it.

Chrono Cosmo: Yaaas~ [Laughs ominously]

Tubbo: How do you want me to–

Chrono Cosmo: See you soon~ But don't forget to tell your other teammates, ok?

Tubbo: Ok! Bye, pookie-bear!

Chrono Cosmo: Oh~! Bye-bye~

Tubbo: [Cracks up] Why is he so fcking gay??? [Laughs] What the hell!

[Tubbo re-joins the VC]

Tubbo: Guys, I just spoke with the gayest man I think I've ever spoken to ever.

[Stunned silence]

Foolish: I– [Laughs]

Fit: Really?

Tubbo: Not even kidding! Like, the big floaty big boss-man came up to me, and he's like, the most cunty guy I've ever met.

[Fit and Foolish laugh]

Tubbo: I'm not even kidding!

[lilithofpenandbook]

Pov your mum makes you sit next to the shitty aunt so she doesn't have to

Edit: he's literally got his left leg moved away from her he's subconsciously trying to run away omg

[clockworkreapers]

had to, it works too well, its just his energy in every single way. @the-catnip also had a similar thought so it must be true.

[jez-bez]

Hear me out - nose smushes

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

This is so funny both because of how absurdly informal it sounds but also because, like, yeah I guess Secretary Nagi's name is Ken technically

[colourofmagic]

neil probably asked or smth

[luminique]

hear me out: lighter with a reader who's sick, tired and dehydrated 24/7 with very deep eyebags. he's effortlessly doing pushups while you sit on him but you can jog for 5 secs without becoming a panting mess.

imagine him u up like a bunch of grapes and manhandling u

oh that is so me. he has shown in game that he would tease you a little for it (he laughed at our poor attempt of pull ups) but i don’t think he’d be mean about it. if you really wanted to, he’d help you get started so that it isn’t intimidating but he wouldn’t force you to do it. he would DEFINITELY try to help you live a healthier lifestyle in other ways like cuddles to sleep earlier, getting drinks together, etc.

i think something that’s fun to think about is actually helping lighter when he’s practicing/exercising. he feels a lot more motivated when you’re around but he doesn’t want you to just watch him. if it’s an actual fight, sure he doesn’t mind, but this is precious time that could be spent together.

so now he has you keeping his feet down while he does sit ups. it doesn’t ask much from you and he gets to see your face, unlike sitting on him when he does push ups. it’s like a reward in a sense, your voice counting each rep and your smile that just pushes him to do more every time. he doesn’t know if he’s feeling weak from the exercise or from your presence, as he’s beginning to slow down.

you observe that he’s getting tired, sweat running down his face. he doesn’t wear his shades when he’s practicing, they just get in the way sometimes, so you can see the focus in his eyes disappearing. “6, 7, 8,” you continue counting for him, keeping a mental note of how many reps he has done until now. just before he finishes, you decide to give a little boost of motivation to him. he gets ready to sit up, taking his time to ensure he does it safely. right as he sits up, you place a little kiss on his nose and he doesn’t register that for a moment. his body was ready to lie back down but then it stops half way and then it clicks in his head. a smirk on his face before lying back down, his heart rate increasing from both the exercise and you.

also i do think that he can easily manhandle you. his hands on your waist and you’re up in the air, placing you on the nearest surface. but if there’s anything that you’ve shown clear discomfort to, he would never do. i don’t think he’d slam you into a wall or anything like that, but instead would pin you to a wall slowly mhm

[flovoid]

♬ You won't forget me, hopefully

[puppetmaster13u]

The Au is Ra has been using the Lazarus pits for so long that causes him to see Danny like a human or his normal Phantom form Ra the only one that sees Danny like that

I love the idea of Deadly Decision getting together but Ra has no idea that Danny is no human he just thinks that Danny has his own Lazarus pit hidden somewhere away from him

Like Danny is full blown glowing white hair, green eyes, Sharp Fangs, an electrical being

Ra point at tall being of Life And Death it looks like he's about to rip you apart: This Is My Wife Danny.

Like sometimes people just ask him if he sees anything unhumanly about Danny and

Ra is like: What Are You Talking About ?

Danny's in the background forming Stars into his hand I'm trying to make himself a new sword

Talia and Dusan we're raised by Danny and Ra they just gotten used to also considering getting to be a normal human they find it hilarious to play along with their other two siblings Dan and Danielle that Mom is human

Slade: I've been meaning to ask what about that monster Ra has locked up back there

Talia: You Mean Mother

Slade: that's your mother I didn't know Ra al Ghul was attracted to on human beings

Dusan: what do you mean unhumanly our mother is perfectly normal he's not even assassin

Danielle walking out of his shadow: Maybe Your Mother Was The Weird One

Dan floating near Talia: Get the hell out how dare you disrespect our Mama

All of them are girlboss, gatekeep, and gaslight people into believe Danny is normal

Damien will give warning that his grandmother does not look like a Human they were all expecting meta not electric being

Danny got so used to Ra al Ghul no his Husban treating him like a normal person when he's like this that he forgot that everyone might not that treat him like that

Honestly? I love this.

And you know what? Danny might need someone like that, who even as his humanity slips away still treats him as human, as not an eldritch creature of Space, of everything Between. Someone who treats him as well, him. Is his and Ras relationship healthy? Well maybe not in human terms, but do either of them count as such anymore?

The idea of the kids playing along is also amazing lol. Especially that Jordan and Ellie? Definitely same hat as Danny. Sure their forms still look sort of human, but that just makes it very uncanny valley. So others and siblings who treat them the same? They need it just as much- if nothing else than to not become so arrogant and uncaring of humanity that they could watch the world end without a blink.

Which, Damian! I bet Danny absolutely adores the grandbaby. I bet he crafts little ice bats and miniature planets to swirl above his crib. I bet he has a literal strip of space and stars on his ceiling. And Damian isn't the only grandbaby too- Dusan has a daughter in some timelines too. Not to mention Ras' adoptive daughter Nyssa, who he gave one of the Lazarus Pits to.

But speaking of Damian, I have to know what that would mean for Jason. Who was practically completely braindead before being thrown into the Pit. Who would have probably met Danny while there because I can't see Danny not also gently doting on another grandson.

Gosh I honestly am just really enjoying this whole thing lol.

[starscream-is-my-wife]

There was a transformers and x files crossover where Optimus Prime and Bumblebee had to go rescue Ratchet from some humans, and then while they were driving away it looked like a shot where they freed and reunited a family of dolphins or something.

So I was thinking what if a really young trio of Orion, Ratchet, and Bumblebee was stranded on earth and they couldn’t communicate with the humans for some reason, the rumors would be so juicy.

Next

Yes the bots understand the humans, they can’t correct anything though lmao

Optiratch aren’t married or dating (yet)

Bumblebee is like a 10 year old tagging along for some college kids project that went horribly wrong and not their son that’s going through a bright colored phase

Ratchet and Orion are both mechs, but 90s heteronormative assumptions are pretty strong

Their noises are like, Pokémon game and not Pokémon anime, maybe I’ll make some examples later