#You Should Not Ignore
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
#Sir Crocodile#Monkey D Dragon#Emporio Ivankov#Dragodile#Crocodad#My art#One Piece#We're not gonna talk about the work I should be doing rn I have Severe Procrastinitis and I'm doing my best okay#Alternative version where it was both Crocodile and Garp beating Dragon's ass before Iva-chan joined in but that was too much effort lmao#I'm a believer in Dragon being a Wind Logia so don't worry guys he is 100% taking this beating intentionally#He knows what he did and he's dealing with the concequences of his actions. With grace.#You know I realize Iva-chan should be two whole meters taller than Crocodile but we're just gonna ignore that#Look Iva-chan taking Crocodile's side and being like ''Crocoboy is right you fucked up bad Dragon'' brings me joy#And for real I've been wanting to draw this for months. But never did because I had other shit to do. Which I still do#But. You know. Sometimes you need to draw a shitpost. It's ✨ self-care ✨#And appearently One Piece shitpost comics have become the thing I draw for myself on occassion
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pray
#something about prayers and hope for salvation#so i was thinking about ziferblat's wordplay on “bird of pray/prey”#and yeah here we are#it should be a quick thing in between other stuff#but ugggh yeah#spn#destiel#castiel#dean winchester#for people who read tags#dean: “do people only pray when they're sure they'll be heard?” what?? is that why you ignore me all the time???
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Xie Lian POV
#hua cheng blasting him with his loverboy beam#always love a little eyepatchless hc moment hehehehh#spent the morning drawing this instead of doing work but what’s new#i’m ignoring any wonky perspective…and so should you 🫵#hualian#tgcf#tgcf fanart#hua cheng#xie lian#heaven official's blessing#tian guan ci fu#my art#mossymage#heaven officials blessing
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"Why is all aspec representation in media AROACE rep?" and is the aroace rep in the room with us right now?
#text#aro#ace#aromantic#asexual#aroace#genuinely WHERE? WHERE is the supposed magical aroace rep that is taking up ALL the aspec rep#point me in that direction and no characters who are just ace DONT FUCKING COUNT BUDDY#most the characters I can name got either retconned to not be aroace. or the fandom fights tooth and nail for them to not be aroace#because they never said the words outloud so there for it doesn't count#and other characters are side characters and are characters that can be ignored#like maybe instead of complaining about the nonexistent aroace rep you should be doing something more productive#like genuinely we dont have enough aspec rep to be complaining about too much of it being of one identity
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also deltarune said happy pride 🌈
#it is in june after all <3#deltarune spoilers#deltarune#i mean they said it multiple times this chapter but this was too precious to ignore#in one of the tv secret rooms you get an absolutely deranged mlm ex reunion#and the other you get ✨❤️☺️ love wins#balanced as all things should be
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yeah so this was insane
#i feel like too many people reduce this interaction to jason being like ‘lol same’#but idk :/#this chapter is from jason’s pov#and leading up to it he’s like ‘people keep walking on eggshells around me bc of the the michael varus stab wound’#and he hates it so when he goes on deck to help out with the storm#everyone’s like wtf except for percy#and jason states how much he appreciated percy not treating him like a sick kid#and i feel like it’s echoed in this sentiment where jason could say so many things like#‘you should never feel that way’ ‘im here if you need anything’#but he doesn’t make percy feel alone in his desire to just…. end it all#which ik for some people that doesn’t work but you’re not a character in hoo and percy is dealing with so much guilt#and he can’t tell annabeth bc she’s a main aspect of that guilt#and he doesn’t wanna guilt her more and he feels ashamed and when he describes this he feels weird for feeling it#so having jason this tough guy be like ‘yo i understand it bc i felt the same way#that’s gotta mean a lot to percy#also insane how jason who also struggles to display vulnerability#allows it in one of few times in this moment just so percy this guy he’s supposed to be jealous about#feels comforted and not alone in his guilt and shame#and also it’s just insane how jason’s wanting to kay em ess does not get talked about AT ALL#and just seeing his mom and the pressure of new rome getting to him#like this scene is insane and i’ll never shut up about it#also ignore me i’m just finishing my reread of hoo that took all summer#jason grace#percy jackson#pjo#ashla.txt
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draw one of these characters on their baseball date with ben challenge
#''baseball date'' is of course platonic (unless it's with Ro- *GUNSHOT*)#i'm not actually asking for art really i just want you guys to think about each of these characters watching baseball w/ sisko#ignore my shitty photoshop joining of two separate shots so i could include all the characters in the scene in one easy picture#santagno#ds9#benjamin sisko#take me out to the holosuite#should i tag the rest of the characters? ehhhhh i'm not gonna
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how's that rise and grind thing going for you doc?
#hermitaday#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#docm77#grian#goodtimeswithscar#i love drawing large man facing left#sometimes facing right if im feeling particularly spicy#were GOING to ignore the lazy background ok . I started this last night got tired did the rest after eating . i dont wanna#also . i definitely intended to draw his ears green but forgot and now its too late#you should know by now that none of my designs will stay the same for long . I FORGOT TO COLOR GRIANS TALONS FUCK . whatever#folds myself into a paper crane and mails myself to forks washington#thank u chase for always blabbering about gri wings with me its so important to me that theyre different in everything he does
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"hear me out" but tryana to convince your muturals that no really, "babygirl" absolutely applies to the devious entity in question
#YOU DON'T GET IT OKAY OUR CONNECTION IS SPECIAL#ignore the disparate numbers of cilia and feelers and pinching organs. the cilia and feelers and pinchers are NOT THE ISSUE HERE#i like to believe this was always the evolutionary/cryptoecology purpose of the Hear Me Out Meme#:as a homegrown psychops to convince Internet users that YES cthulhu/sea monster knockoffs are SEXY#anyways i vote the dialogue of “Final Boss Battles”#should involve codependent psychological breakup meltdowns. but also mollusks. in some unspecified way#like maybe yes your ex is this controlling tentacle entity that's been sabotaging your seaside journey and also general personal independen#but then behold there's a NEW LOVE INTEREST! they are. a shellfish
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so @wyyvoren's dtiys huh. here's my take!
#idk what else to put in the caption i'm gonna ramble at the end of the tags though#svsss#scum villain's self-saving system#wyyvorendtiys#shen qingqiu#shen jiu#shen yuan#luo binghe#luo bingge#bingqiu#bingyuan#binggeyuan#bingjiu#jiuyuan#scumcum#bingjiuyuan#<- is that a tag? if not it should be#gee bingge how come you get to have two shizuns#my art#anyway#ignore how i didn't fully render the bg i wanted to finish it over spring break#because i KNOW i wouldn't be getting back to it otherwise#also forgot to take binghe's shoes off even though they're indoors. sj was right he really is a beast lol#anywayyyyy. this was fun :) i gotta do more of these kinds of things#uh. maybe when i'm a bit less busy though
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Batfam Relationships I Need To Be Brought Back
Damian and Duke (Robin War)
Stephanie and Damian (Batgirl (2009) #17)
Dick and Babs (90s/00s VERSION ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DC YOU WILL PAY) (Nightwing (1996) #20)
Babs and Cass (we're so close Brombal please!!! PLEASE!!!!) (Batgirl (2000) #49)
Dick and Cass beef only because I think Dick should be beefing with both his wasian sisters at once (Batgirl (2008) #5)
Damian and Cass (Gates of Gotham #5)
Like every single relationship here particularly Tim and Stephanie COMPLICATED!! lover-exes, Dick and Tim brotherisms, Tim and Damian hater-brotherisms (well that one hasn't really gone away I just want more).
DICK AND DUKE!!! (Robin War)
Also bring back David Cain, Crystal Brown, and Duke + Elaine Thomas!!!!
#duke thomas#damian wayne#stephanie brown#dick grayson#barbara gordon#cassandra cain#tim drake#duke and damian save me... pls someone send me fic recs of these two i will give you my life#genuinely why has damian's relationships to duke steph and cass been so systematically erased and/or ignored#i don't mind cass so much but steph and duke should be his second and third most important siblings besides dick!!!!#bring back all the bio parents like what is going on... where is elaine thomas guys. where is she. WHERE IS THE REAL CRYSTAL BROWN#dc please.... i can send you my 3 billion duke dynamics in a google doc.... just say the word and i'll write a duke solo........
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‘who asked for this?..’
well you see, sometimes☝️people get ideas for things without being prompted. this is called ‘new idea’, ‘surprise’ or even ‘innovation’
#flight rising#i think the effects are cool and an interesting thing to explore#i also like that you can entirely ignore their existence#you can literally never interact with this should you wish to#are there qol updates due and necessary? yes#very#but im in full support of the dev team exploring new interesting mechanics and ideas outside of planned and expected updates#(breeds genes apparel and such)#its like uhhh…#you can have more of good familiar thing (regular updates)#but i think its important to explore what other good things there can be#even if the implementation isnt perfect or it doesnt work out at all#its called science and exploration!
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boat show remains awesome btw. john stamos had two boyfriends + autobrewery syndrome and a gay couple ate so many yams they almost died and the one straight couple on the boat birthed a giant premature baby to bob the drag queen performing I’m coming out. and they’re literally doing a slow burn will-they/won’t-they throuple.
#ignore the pregnancy thing I seriously think it’s not real. but it will spark Discussion!!!!#I see people saying they won’t start watching until the boys kiss and I just want you to know. you should start sooner it’s a blast#doctor odyssey#doctor odyssey spoilers
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a frustrating thing about battle royale stories is that they take place in a world where there's a massive popular appetite to see torture and death, the existence of this appetite is the main moral evil of the story (so far so fine), and the author tends to pretend this is also a huge problem in our world so that their work can stand as a Commentary On Real Evil. when the world their actual readership lives in has the opposite problem – too squeamish about seeing torture and death and coercion and collectively agrees to sequester it out of view so that nice things can keep being available for under five dollars at the grocery store
#rambl#i did it! i put a 5 paragraph essay in drafts and boiled it down into 1 paragraph on my second try!#anyway. i followed up the gorey litrpg series with a nonfiction book by a james c scott student who worked at slaughterhouses#and man did that book help immediately crystallize my vague moral discomfort with the litrpg series.#I love fictional gore and torture. I *do not love* real life gore and torture. that the latter preference is widely shared is evident#in how hard the meat industry tries to abstract it out of view & make filming illegal & hide the killing *even from slaughterhouse workers*#(it's divided up so people have minimal visibility/responsibility)#imo this is not a feature of our moral universe you should ignore or signflip if you want to write about good and evil and capitalism!
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they seem like very good friends.
#stucky#stevebucky#steve rogers#bucky barnes#marvel#mcu#mayaart#ignoring the post-2014 mcu is very fun you should try it sometime#doodles
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