#You Should Not Ignore
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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 2 months ago
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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artkaninchenbau · 1 year ago
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A h-heartfelt reunion..?
Bonus
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acochleola · 1 month ago
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pray
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mossymage · 1 month ago
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Xie Lian POV
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cosmicredcadet · 6 months ago
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"Why is all aspec representation in media AROACE rep?" and is the aroace rep in the room with us right now?
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manofthepipis · 22 days ago
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also deltarune said happy pride 🌈
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bookalicent · 10 months ago
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yeah so this was insane
#i feel like too many people reduce this interaction to jason being like ‘lol same’#but idk :/#this chapter is from jason’s pov#and leading up to it he’s like ‘people keep walking on eggshells around me bc of the the michael varus stab wound’#and he hates it so when he goes on deck to help out with the storm#everyone’s like wtf except for percy#and jason states how much he appreciated percy not treating him like a sick kid#and i feel like it’s echoed in this sentiment where jason could say so many things like#‘you should never feel that way’ ‘im here if you need anything’#but he doesn’t make percy feel alone in his desire to just…. end it all#which ik for some people that doesn’t work but you’re not a character in hoo and percy is dealing with so much guilt#and he can’t tell annabeth bc she’s a main aspect of that guilt#and he doesn’t wanna guilt her more and he feels ashamed and when he describes this he feels weird for feeling it#so having jason this tough guy be like ‘yo i understand it bc i felt the same way#that’s gotta mean a lot to percy#also insane how jason who also struggles to display vulnerability#allows it in one of few times in this moment just so percy this guy he’s supposed to be jealous about#feels comforted and not alone in his guilt and shame#and also it’s just insane how jason’s wanting to kay em ess does not get talked about AT ALL#and just seeing his mom and the pressure of new rome getting to him#like this scene is insane and i’ll never shut up about it#also ignore me i’m just finishing my reread of hoo that took all summer#jason grace#percy jackson#pjo#ashla.txt
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theorderofthetriad · 17 days ago
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draw one of these characters on their baseball date with ben challenge
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wyrmswyrds · 27 days ago
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how's that rise and grind thing going for you doc?
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"hear me out" but tryana to convince your muturals that no really, "babygirl" absolutely applies to the devious entity in question
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dyed-indigo · 3 months ago
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so @wyyvoren's dtiys huh. here's my take!
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casscainmainly · 4 months ago
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Batfam Relationships I Need To Be Brought Back
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Damian and Duke (Robin War)
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Stephanie and Damian (Batgirl (2009) #17)
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Dick and Babs (90s/00s VERSION ONLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DC YOU WILL PAY) (Nightwing (1996) #20)
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Babs and Cass (we're so close Brombal please!!! PLEASE!!!!) (Batgirl (2000) #49)
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Dick and Cass beef only because I think Dick should be beefing with both his wasian sisters at once (Batgirl (2008) #5)
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Damian and Cass (Gates of Gotham #5)
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Like every single relationship here particularly Tim and Stephanie COMPLICATED!! lover-exes, Dick and Tim brotherisms, Tim and Damian hater-brotherisms (well that one hasn't really gone away I just want more).
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DICK AND DUKE!!! (Robin War)
Also bring back David Cain, Crystal Brown, and Duke + Elaine Thomas!!!!
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sylph8-fr · 4 months ago
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‘who asked for this?..’
well you see, sometimes☝️people get ideas for things without being prompted. this is called ‘new idea’, ‘surprise’ or even ‘innovation’
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fleabagdiaz · 7 months ago
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boat show remains awesome btw. john stamos had two boyfriends + autobrewery syndrome and a gay couple ate so many yams they almost died and the one straight couple on the boat birthed a giant premature baby to bob the drag queen performing I’m coming out. and they’re literally doing a slow burn will-they/won’t-they throuple.
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etirabys · 5 months ago
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a frustrating thing about battle royale stories is that they take place in a world where there's a massive popular appetite to see torture and death, the existence of this appetite is the main moral evil of the story (so far so fine), and the author tends to pretend this is also a huge problem in our world so that their work can stand as a Commentary On Real Evil. when the world their actual readership lives in has the opposite problem – too squeamish about seeing torture and death and coercion and collectively agrees to sequester it out of view so that nice things can keep being available for under five dollars at the grocery store
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wingedcorgi · 2 years ago
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they seem like very good friends.
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