#a MASTERPIECE

[mad-serotonin]

Take It Easy☀️

[eggplantgifs]

it was a murder, but not a crime

Niina Petrokina performs to Cell Block Tango at the 2025 European Championships gala (feat. Arlet Levandi, Mihhail Selevko, Aleksandr Selevko)

[pinkiemme]

Spent all day reading this fic and it has consumed me, so I needed to do something to let my feeling out

[deductions-and-magic]

So who’s gonna talk about the brilliantly acted *spoiler* Charlie Reid death scene?

Checking where he’s been shot bc shock

The blood on his white shirt and hands — a beautiful (image descriptor) metaphor?

Shaky point at Voight yes he knows

Blood in his mouth, gasping but its not gonna leak out bc he’s bleeding out on the ground

Wandering eyes settling on Voight, struggling to get up, grasping Voight’s jacket with a sudden burst of strength

“I’m cold” - breathy, lips and chin quivering

Feeble point at the guy who shot him, hand bloody that slight frown, blood dripping off his laboriously raised head

Almost dying gasp, whole body spasming (agonal breathing)

Nearly silent “You…”, head shaking

“you’re worse than me”

Laughing, whole body struggling to do so, teeth bloody, blood pooling behind him

God that bloody grin

Dying gasp, eyes so wide, frown

What does he see!!

Eyes shift and freeze

A pleasure to watch, truly

[metamorphesque]

Ilya Repin, Vsevolod Mikhailovich Garshin, 1884

[armin-supremacy]

so we all collectively agree

abysswalker is the hottest rafayel companion, right?

[thefictionalhurt]

You know what there's definitely not enough of in this world? Caretaker finding out that whumpee is hurt because they step in/slip on their blood that's been pooling on the floor.

Looking at their shoe like, "What did I just step in?"

The realization hitting them.

Even better if whumpee managed to drag themselves away somewhere, so caretaker has to follow the blood to find them.

The sorrow rising at seeing the amount of blood whumpee lost, dreading what they will find at the end.

And then, they see them...

[epicthemusicalstuff]

I CRYUNG I NEED SOMEONE TO SUM UP ALL ETM SONGS MY. MEMORY + ATTENTION SPAN IS SO BAD

Let’s speed run epic the musical so far!! (It’s under the cut cause even a summary is gonna take a bit for 35 songs-)

Horse and the Infant:

Giant horse- ATTACK! ZEUS?!?! What are you doing here? I have to kill a baby? But he’s just a little thing-

Just a Man:

This little boy reminds me of my son. Is killing him the morally correct thing to do? Yeet.

Full Speed Ahead:

Let’s introduce our main cast! Wow! Polites- Eurylochus- Odysseus! BFFs forever! We’re hungry- let’s go to this island and look for food!

Open Arms:

Wow Odysseus, you are looking hella tense, maybe you should try being nice and not so mistrustful. Look at these little creatures eating lotus fruit- wow this fruit is bad for you- let’s go to this cave to find food!

Warrior of the Mind:

Athena and Odysseus back story. Odysseus, your actions aren’t very Warrior of the Mind coded. Don’t disappoint me.

Polyphemus:

Let’s kill these Sheep!! NOOO! Scary Cyclops, we killed his sheep, now he will kill us.

Survive:

HES GOT A CLUB. He is killing us- NO POLITES. Oh, Polyphemus is asleep now cause he drank spiked wine.

Remember Them:

Odysseus tricks Polyphemus. They almost get away, and then he GIVES OUT HIS FULL NAME, JOB POSITION, ADRESS, AND SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER.

My Goodbye:

Athena is disappointed and they have a big messy friend break up.

Storm:

There is a big storm. Wow! A floating island! Let’s go!

Luck Runs Out:

Captain, you keep taking risks and not thinking this through. What happens if your plans fail?

Keep Your Friends Close:

Hahahahahaha! Here is a bag of wind! Don’t open it! Oh- the winions told you to open it? No!! Penelope- I’m hallucinating! Darn- the bag is opened.

Ruthlessness:

You hurt my son. So now I’m gonna kill most of your men. What’s this- a daring escape? Well- I’ll get you sooner or later-

Puppeteer:

An island. Let’s explore! Oh no- scary lady, she turned us into pigs! Let’s run Captain! Or not I guess.

Wouldn’t You Like:

Hey kid, this scary lady could kill you. How about some magic drugs? Totally safe and all.

Done For:

We are evenly matched- big magic fight! Wow! The magic drugs Hermes gave you really are something. Are you trying to seduce me?

There Are Other Ways:

Wow, you really are trying to seduce me. Too bad- I have a wife I love. Wait- you’ll help us? THE UNDERWORLD WHAT?

The Underworld:

We are haunted by everyone we have lost- Polites- wait- MOM?!? I’m too late-

No Longer You:

This dead prophet should tell me what we want to know- wait- what no- this is actually terrible? We came to you for help but now you’re saying you can’t help us? WHO?!a

Monster:

Maybe Poseidon was onto something, and we do have to be ruthless. Welp, time to become the monster y’all.

Suffering:

Ooo, Penelope, I love you, but you know I’m too shy. I don’t want to get in the water-

Different Beast:

SURPRISE I KNEW YOU WERENY MY WIFE. I actually did become the monster, and now I’m going to kill all your friends you Siren!

Scylla:

This is the only way home. Eurylochus, what do you mean you opened the wind bag back in Keep Your Friends Close. Light six torches- oh no, a giant monster is eating our crew. Me and her are the same you know.

Mutiny:

Captain why did you do that? Fight fight fight! Oh no- Odysseus has been stabbed. I’m hungry, let’s eat cows. Oh no, they were a gods cows. We knew that but still ate them. Now Zeus is gonna kill us.

Thunders Bringer:

Zeus is here. You can live, or your crew can live. But like- Penelope. Sorry crew. Crew dies.

Legendary:

It’s me! Telemachus! I never knew my dad- I wish I could know my dad. All these suitors want to marry my mom. I wish I could fight them. DONT CALL MY MOTHER A TRAMP!

Little Wolf:

Fight Little Wolf Fight- we are going to beat you up just cause you were in the way. WOW. ATHENA?? What are you doing here- we haven’t seen you since the second saga! Ow.

We’ll Be Fine:

I’m going to help you cause I feel guilty about your dad. Bet. We are best friends now. Go find my dad.

Love In Paradise:

Rewind- Morning! You were asleep. I’m in love with you now. Ew back away I have a wife. You’re a goddess??? Oh no- now I’m really depressed. I’m haunted by the ghosts again- ATHENA!

God Games:

Zeus- father- release Odysseus. *lots of convincing Gods* NO, YOU DID WHAT I ASKED SO NOW IM MAD. LIGHTNING BOLT. Is she- dead?

I’m Not Sorry For Loving You:

Yes I kept you trapped against you power, but I loved you- why won’t you love me back? It’s not like you have a whole literally family waiting for you-

Dangerous:

HAHAHAHA. Hello old friend! Let’s do some cool dance moves as I tell you how you will get back home. Here is a wind bag 2.0! Let’s hope you don’t have issues with it this time!

Charybdis:

Another obstacle!! But I know how to beat you!! Woo! I see home- I’m almost there! WAIT NO! NOT AGAIN!

Get In The Water:

Poseidon! Please let me get home- I already told Siren Penelope, I don’t want to get in the water! Can’t we get along? No! Drowning-

Six Hundred Strike:

Use the wind bag! I’m out of the water! SIX HUNDRED STRIKE! You’re beat Poseidon- let me go home. What’s this? You won’t. TIME FOR VIOLENCE. Stab. Stab. Stab. Next to my WIFE.

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price as Prince Prospero -

The Masque of the Red Death (1964)

[jellie-the-aqua-puma]

Remember when we thought JJK was gonna spark a new era of (*cough* revolutionize *cough*) shounen anime/manga?

I wish to go back to those times.

[sadpanda]

Me watching every scene of this episode

[myobsessionsspace]

A MF traillleeerrrr🔥🔥🔥 Not a fan edit…well kinda, AMC stans Richonne DOWN🙌

[monsamborabutterfly]

Hi it's me and I have to admit that I'm back in my kinnporsche stan era! I'm sorry okay but the acting? And the chemistry....just I love them a whole lot and mileapo are amazing! Look at them! Pookies actually 🥺

[god-i-love-opossums]

coms open