#a particular set of skills

[primewritessmut]

“If I didn’t know it would align with your auto-erotic asphyxiation fetish, I would fucking strangle you.”

“I love it when you reference my file, baby.”

“Might do it anyway since you can’t swallow a fucking serum pill with your throat crushed.”

“Nnngh, Cricket. Death threats? I didn’t know we were already at third base.”

“Fuck you.”

“If you’re offerin’…”

A Particular Set of Skills Chp 18

[kimberellaroo]

Daddy Cassowary:

You recently moved to the countryside. Your child was playing in the woods, and came back with a large green egg you thought was plastic, so you agreed they could keep it if no one claimed it. Your kid said it was a gift. You thought nothing of it. Then the egg hatched.

[cc1010fox]

Fox: No. Senator: Excuse me? Fox: ...One moment. Fox, over comms: Lieutenant, I have a situation that requires your expertise. Senator: I told you, I want-- Fox, as Banshee arrives: Lieutenant, this senator is hard of hearing. Please convey my answer at a higher volume. Banshee: What's the answer? Fox: No. Senator: How dare--! Banshee, roaring:

NOOO!!!

Senator, startled: U-understood. Fox: Thank you for your work, Lieutenant. Banshee: KRIFF YEAH!!! Any time!

[broken-risk-assessment-module]

My gift for the 2024 MBD gift exchange!! This is for @silverstreams , the prompt was "Murderbot and ART get into an argument over something silly/stupid, and the crew is trying their best to not get pulled in but get pulled in anyway," which made me think of one thing: the classic wicked witch of the east audio.

[hoboblaidd]

Anyone need Solas to play matchmaker for your muse? He is so good at it /s

[tainkirrahe]

I know he probably had his minions do it for him but I far prefer the headcanon that Tenna programmed the ROM hack of Legend of Tenna himself whilst also not knowing what an email is

[antidiluvianobservatory]

Jonathan "Anime Protagonist" Harker continues to befriend everyone he comes across, even while in the grips of "violent brain fever".

[justjanusthings]

[roennq]

“I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you want... But I will look for you, I will find you, and I will boop you."

[primewritessmut]

“The ribs are a bitch but the shoulder… You ever dislocate it before?”

“No.”

“How big is the dislocation?”

“How the fuck should I know?”

“It’s your fuckin’ shoulder, lollipop.”

“I don’t know. There’s a lump. A bulge? It’s small.”

"There's nothing small about me, baby."

“The field of vision in your damaged eye. Your sense of right and wrong. The likelihood that you’ll ever be released from your contract.”

“Jesus. You really go for the jugular, don’t you?”

A Particular Set of Skills Chp 16

[faxeysama]

Heismay is my favorite character now.

[unfortunatelyshortpeasent]

Every time I see or hear Liam Neeson I say out loud "he looks like he has a very particular set of skills"

It's uncontrollable someone please help

[theaologies]

POV you manage an Irish business on st Patrick’s day

[rosstmcd]

Saw this thing I made some time back, when it was topical, and it amused me again so here it is.

[ivycorp]

Breasting Boobily (7708 words) by IvyCorp Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers: Earthspark (Cartoon) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Rape/Non-Con Relationships: Elita One & Megatron & Optimus Prime, Elita One/Megatron/Optimus Prime Characters: Elita One (Transformers), Megatron (Transformers), Optimus Prime, Dorothy "Dot" Malto, Twitch Malto Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, the Non-Con tag is there for the following reason:, Consensual Non-Consent, it's in the last chapter, otherwise it's just, boobs, just titties being appreciated, Bondage, Rope Bondage, Milking, Sticky Sexual Interfacing (Transformers), Hucows but make it Robots, Sub Megatron (Transformers), Bottom Megatron (Transformers), Because yes, mention of voyeurism, Taking photos, induced lactation???, if you squint?? - Freeform, Gags, Blindfolds, sort of??, riding a Sybian Series: Part 2 of TFE Megs with titties Summary:

set right after 'Accidental Accuracy'

 The aftermath of the discovery of a surprise addition on Megatron's frame

That's it. It is what it ways on the tin.

  Chapter 1: The first time (titties get played with) Chapter 2: The picnic (titties get tied up) Chapter 3: The experimentation (titties get milked)

@transingthoseformers you are one of the few that I am blaming for this, because I have seen this yesterday at the wee hours of the morning and could not stop thinking about the one version of things where I DID give Megs titties

[orion98]

Paul, recently converted: thanks for saving me God. You probably want me to stop threatening Christian’s and scaring them, right?

God: well actually…