#a/s/o/i/a/f posting

[mechanicalchickens]

post with an audience of 5, but: mitzi is by far the most jon connington character in lackadaisy. it's the yearning, the reaching for a past you can never return to, the inevitable terrible violence.

[doctorpaw]

Hey, you. Yes you. Hold that fictional person's hand immediately

[comfort-character-central]

"self shipping is cringe" ok who cares "shipping urself with characters is weird" ok don't care "I would never self ship" ok good for u "I could never post that idk how u do" well good thing ur not me so

[sillyselfshippy]

Shoutout to the selfshippers who don't feel seen by the community.

Maybe your f/o is from a series with a fandom that's gone dormant. Maybe you don't feel "heard" by the greater community no matter how you reach out. Perhaps you struggle to interact and connect with others. Or you don't create things of your ship like art or writing. Or maybe you have difficulty opening up. You may not even have f/o's in the romantic or queerplatonic sense, or prefer to focus on writing lore for your self insert.

Regardless of the reason, I see you. And your f/o(s) do too. ♥

[sigmas-lover]

Oh no you see it’s not me that’s non-sharing, it’s my f/o. Yeah, my f/o gets jealous about the thought of not always being with me… Sorry ✌️Not really.

[aiktad]

we need more stupid f/o imagines i think.

imagine going to thrift/charity shops with your f/o and they keep picking out the ugliest pieces of fabric the world has ever seen and sarcastically going "omg you'd look so good in this".

imagine talking shit about someone (see: the character your f/o keeps getting shipped with that you don't like) in public with your f/o and you turn a corner and the person is standing there.

imagine your f/o falling down a slide backwards. yeah.

imagine ice skating with your f/o and you're holding hands and it's so cute but then one of you falls so you both eat shit.

imagine going to a photo booth with your f/o but it's one of the small ones with one chair so one of you has to sit on the other's lap, and just as it's about to take the picture, you both fall out of the booth.

very specific one based on a video i saw earlier this year for british selfshippers: imagine being at asda/tesco/etc with your f/o during the remembrance sunday two minutes of silence and your f/o doesn't realise why everyone's being so quiet and the store is dead silent and you just hear "Please scan your items! 😃" from your self service till iM CRACKING THE FUCK UP .

imagine your f/o breaking spaghetti in half so it fits in the pot properly (bonus points if either you or your s/i are italian)

[chuumwah]

spoiling rich f/os ok post now

[ams-puppy]

guys make sure to let your computers hook up to you every once in a while. they will enjoy it but it will be a lot (　＾▽＾)

[moving-to-dreamwinged]

[proselfshipcutie]

if you come across this post it means your f/o is currently thinking about you and wants to give you a big kiss!!!

[yoomtahsgf]

pr0shippers please dni!!!

˚₊‧ꕤ nonsharers who have been comfortably loving an obscure or unpopular character for how long only for someone else to come out of nowhere and start shipping with them are stronger than the entire united states military ⏦ﾟᡣ𐭩

౨ৎ ˙⋆ if you've experienced this before, or worry about it happening, i want you to imagine your f/o reassuring you that you are the only one for them... you've been there for them for so long, so how could what one person thinks of them change what you two have together? whether it's a result of a surge in popularity, or just an unfortunate crossing of paths- no amount of fans or attention (or lack thereof!) would be enough for them to want to love anyone other than you!! they adore you more than anything... they'd never dream of ruining the special love you've shared all this time, no matter what anyone else wants to think ᯓʚ♡ɞ

pr0shippers please dni!!!

[xxinkys-ocsxx]

Shout out to all the ppl who have selfships that look like this

[doctorpaw]

What do you mean someone said your selfship isn't canon? I literally saw you guys attached to the hip the entire time, pretty canon 2 me

[comfort-character-central]

So often we get caught up in social media, where others are so so mean and unkind, and that includes those of us who self ship.

If you're a bipoc selfshipper, I see you, and you're good enough.

If you're a trans, queer, lgbtq+ selfshipper, I see you, and you're good enough.

If you're a plus sized selfshipper, I see you, and you're good enough.

If you're a disabled selfshipper, I see you, and you're good enough.

If you're a mentally ill selfshipper, I see you, and you're good enough.

If you're an insecure or shame-ridden selfshipper, I see you, and you're good enough.

Please, never ever stop being you, especially not for the sake of others' cruelness and bigotry. You exist, you are beautiful, and that is not wrong. It is never wrong. And your f/o loves you, just as you are. I promise.

[arson-artist]

shoutout to adult selfshippers who age down their s/is to relive your childhood with your f/os!

you’re not weird if you ship with characters who are canonically minors

you’re not weird if you or your s/i age-regresses

whether you have childhood trauma, or just want to be a kid again, your f/os are so happy to give you that chance

your platonic f/os will never betray you or talk behind your back

your familial f/os will love and care for you more than your real family ever did

your romantic/queerplatonic f/os love you and couldn’t imagine their life without you

those with school-related trauma, you will never feel like you’re alone again

your f/o will always be by your side, no matter what anyone else thinks of you

they will always want to walk to class with you, sit with you at lunch, and be your partner for projects

they will help you with your homework and study with you for tests

they’ll be the first to notice if you’re overstimulated or having an anxiety attack, and bring you somewhere quiet and comforting

if you ever need a day off from school, they will help you in any way they can, explaining your condition to your teachers, staying home as well to take care of you, bringing you notes from class and small gifts to make you feel better

no one will dare mess with you because they know your f/os will protect you with their life

it’s not your fault if you weren’t given a chance to have a happy, carefree childhood, but your f/os will help you recreate that experience as much as they can <3

[ren-054]

Mattress shopping 📸