#adventours

[godconsume]

aside from my irl depression, do we know if dlc applies to other switch profiles?

i want to see my man peony again from the start

[pandoratelenor]

I just realised that:

1. Because bioware often rehire voice actors they used before

2. In voice acting it does not matter if your age do not match your characters age

A majority of DAV voice actors are middle aged. And are all soppused act like Emmrichs:

"i have reached the dreadful age of.... being in my 50s, i am about to die ANY second. No i don't have a disease or anything. But as we all know i am SO OLD, that clearly i need to do something to become immortal right now!

Being in my 50s, pah! *swoons* catch these old bones before i fall, i could no handly such a dreadful impact on my fragile old body!"

Thing makes sense! While themselves being in their 50s (or late 40s). What a performance lol!

More credit to how all these middle aged voice actors needed to surpress their giggles to deliver lines that are basically like:

"Ah yes being middle aged, surely the oldest a person could possible be"

With a serious voice pfft

[norsesuggestions]

Day time robbery by ica!

I am like the 2 years late for posting wtf images of the ever rising prizes in swedish food stores

BUT!

I never look in the "more expensive meats" section because. No money!

No i looked that way and saw. 1 piece of beef steak which cost 527 kr, which is about what i earned working my 8 hours shift today

I had zero plans to eat entercote, like subzero no plans, still i feel personally attacked by price tag

[adventourer]

Real quick note: After the events of the Crown Tundra DLC the protag of SwSh IS an unofficially(or oficially depending on the protag, looking at you Hope) adopted member of Peony's family.

[galarglory]

"Let's all agree not tuh tell Rosie Posie 'bout my trips to de Crown Tundra, kay?"

[ionozoned]

@adventourer "HEY! YOU! You know what's popular wit' kids who like computers 'n stuff, right? My most amazin' lil kid has been actin' all distant recently 'n I don't know what they're into in order to talk wit' 'em! Give an ol' guy some pointers!"

unprompted, always accepting || @adventourer

Others might have been startled by the sudden HEY! YOU! But not Iono. More often than not, it was the exact way Iono greeted others, and she'd grown very accustomed to people shouting and pointing her out in the middle of the street over the years. Honestly, she thrived on this kind of greeting.

"Awww, total cuteness OVERLOAD with Gramps over here!" She held her hands together through her sleeves like a swooning teen. "You can count on your friendo Iono, Grandpa! I love a good charity case!!!" Okay, dial it back a little. "Kay soooo." She paused for a fraction of a second to appear as if she was deep in thought. "What's yer kiddo like? Any rough idea what they're into? 'Computer stuff' is HELLA vague, TBH. Are they more into video games and web surfin', or the more techy kinda stuff?"

[exagides]

From @adventourer "It's interesting watching you. The way you carry yourself when you're in a battle." (Peony follows the various regions leagues closely & I think he'd like Wikstrom a lot. Steel type trainers gotta stick together)

party banter lines. @adventourer

Such a comment comes from one of two places, in Wikstrom’s experience — either a stranger is trying to ask him why he’s so archaic, or they truly see something of an equal in him for one reason or another.

Wikstrom gathers rather quickly that this man — he’s seen his face, he’s seen him, where has he seen him, again? his brain’s still running on battle-nerves after that match — is a part of the latter. 

“I thank you,” Wikstrom says, and out of politeness he offers a gesture of sincerity in a short half-bow, one hand to his chest. Beside him, Excalibur does a similar motion, though it’s with his shield pulled up close to his body. “I do try my very best to represent the Kalos League as best I can. Perhaps at some point we too shall meet in battle, Sir…?”

He allows the word to trail off. A name should jog the memory, right?

[catlifeonscreen]

Net-Covered Well: Watch This Fearless Cat's Walk!

[iappearmissing]

and peony honorary mention:

he's too busy being the World's Best Dad to even rly be aware of the existence of evil teams

bruce in his pkmn verse would 100% go undercover in an organization like rocket to better understand it from the inside out.

lysandre... he has his own shit, and he doesn't care for rocket. it is one of the evils he would like to eradicate.

volo just lmao's at evil teams, get on his level.

leon would never :( he'd join a trainers' club and then only find out after the fact it had a connection to some evil organization because he isn't joining a gang. he barely even has the free time.

[thelazyauthorsblog]

NSFW batfamily Headcanons

Unfortunately, this won the vote😑 so I figured why not tie it to a future smau (regarding nail polish and a certain colour)

Content: dick predictions of the guys with a few kinks and turn offs thrown in.

Tw: extremely sexual, some extreame kinks thrown in.

Including: Jason Todd and Bruce Wayne purely because these don't do so well but do let me know if I should add other characters.

Jason Todd:

Personally, I think this man is chunky and plumpy like his Gotham Knights build but just with a better dress sense and his signature more Jason Todd-esque hair style. But anyway, as a beefy man his cock would follow suite, so around 7-8 inches and probably not curving (yes ik thats unrealistic but let me dream-). He also has a tan cock, with a brownish tip, no foreskin.

His girth thoo?? lets bfr everyone knows that it'll take two hands to wrap around that cock. (well maybe one and a tad).

Although, i don't think he's fully or even groomed at all just soley cuz this man gets no huzz so why bother? But sure he may trim or shave it when it gets too much.

kinks time! and yh this man is defo a hidden kinky fiendd:

Praise kink, both from recieving and giving just cuz he needs it for his soul to heal. I mean i'm sure he had a degration kink back in his Arkham Knight days but now he just needs to be told he's doing a good job.

HOWEVER, that does not mean he doesn't still show signs of that era, which presents itself through his humiliation/teasing kinks mainly. Where he would say something along the lines of  "Knew you couldn't handle it" or "Aw cmon ik you can do much better", even a "You gotta beg for it first babe".

He also showcases his humiliation kink through his size kink, because let's bfr he's huge and he wants to show it. That's why his favourite postion is the stand and carry cuz he's a show off.

Moving on, while more extreme things he can somewhat handle (if his s/o is that kinky, which if ur reading this then...🧍‍♀️) like crying or even bondage, i don't think he'd be into physically hurting you through wax play, blood play, etc and potentially hurting you isn't on the table either, like through choking, but he could be convinced, especially through name calling, more favourable sir.

With that being said, don't make him jealous, whether on purpose of by accident cuz you will regret it, I mean his morals of not hurting you are still engraved in head, he'll just be more adventourous than usual (and more sadistic). For instance, let's say a waiter was throwing a few glances your way, this man is either lightly grinding your cunt with his shoe, or having full on public sex in the bathroom (or worse even on the poor waiters car). Wait you thought that was it? NOPE at home hes going full 5+ rounds (cuz his stamina is on a whole nother level) but he lets you come right at the end, edging and dening you in henious ways while he teases you relentless.

Which brings us to this man's marking kink, where he just has to make sure every part of you to you neck, legs, back and even your scent screams his name. He need everyone to know that your his and his only, but that doesn't mean he isn't one to accept being marked himself. No no, he asks for it, paying for expensive lipsticks and manacures purely so you have the assets to mark him however you want. Back scratches, lipstain marks, hickeys, he will proudly display them to anyone, no shame.

However, i don't think this means breeding kink, well not early or even mid relationship, purely because of the fear that his reputation will do extensive damage to his potential family buttt lets be honest this man is a quiet yearner and would love to be convinced to love you in all forms.

Bruce:

Hugeeee af but probably not as big as our man above but defo above average, like 6-6.5. Pretty girthy too, with a pinky tan head, no foreskin.

He is probaly somewhat groomed but due to his extra activites he usually doesn't get the tine to totally groom down there.

Before getting to his kinks, let it be known this man is 96% an ass man, he will get hard for you when ever its on full display, be it you bend over to pick something uo or where a tight skirt, does not matter, he enjoys it all. With that being said he defo loves spaanking, not caring if yiu've been good or bad.

I see him being very similar to Jason out of all his other kins, in where he enjoys the more lighter of the extreame stufff, the humilation, marking, the size kink (but you'll soon see he also has an affinity for said extreame side). But i cant see him as enjoying being praised. Praising you he'd do on the daily but the moment you say that he looks so hot while he eats you out he immediately cringes (yes this is because he caannot take a compliment)

He also doesn't do public sex, not because he doen't like it, but just cuz he has so much to risk in terms of his public image, he is much suited with doing things behind closed doors.

Well...closed doors within closed doors. This comes from a fic i read a good wwhhile back where Jay and Y/N got tapped in Bruces sex dungeon (no further comments) where he absolutely hides all his bondage and sex toys, as this man is indeed a pleasure dom.

Although, i do see him being into edging and orgasm denial, purely because he thinks it brings more pleasre.

Which leads me on to the fact that he is 100% into power play and corruption as a dom, i just don't see him giving that control up. But he would never pass on opportunity for you to get on top, through face sitting or riding him, just cuz hes an ass man doesn't mean he cant show love to your other parts.

Back onto his dommie nature, he so needs a bratty reader who loves getting into trouble solely because of his nature to interrogate the shit out of you once you do something wrong. No not using his skilled batman level of interrogation but rather his Bruce Wayne side comes out to use his vast riches to buy all the toys he can to torture the truth out of you. Vibrators, ropes, you name it, he probably has it.

He also defo has a breeding kink (have you seen how eager he is to adopt any poor orphan he sees, newly orphaned or not). He just needs to fill that void of being parentless himself and he thinks 70 kids would do just that.

Which leads us to his rather tame favourite sex positions, missionary and doggy. Doggy cuz well your ass is on full display and missionary due to its intimate nature, perfect for baby making.

[pokemonshelterstories]

last day in galar so i spent it on an adventour with one of my friends! we harvested a TON of shaderoot carrots :]

[pixelnrd]

In Mt Komerbi, River returned to his adventourous roots. He threw himself into every activity he could find to keep himself busy and focussed. He excelled at skiing and rock climbing, and enjoyed the time outdoors - it was like he was a kid again, returning to who he was once upon a time.

He also finally had time to think, and what better place to do it than in the serene onsen. He reflected on what went wrong in his marriage to April; on how he felt about his brother's death; how much he loved his children and what he hoped for them. He realised that he hadn't been living his own truth these past years. He was so caught up in the rat race of money and success that he had lost touch with what mattered to him. And if he was honest, he didn't feel passion for what he did. His passion had been lost long ago.

Maybe everything had happened for a reason, and this was his chance to do something else with his life. Whatever that might be.

[skullkxd]

“No, I mean — augh, I can’t believe I keep forgettin’ you tourists don’t know nothin about team skull.”

Well… it’s probably better to not let him know that Ree’s part of a gang. It’s complicated, and no doubt it’ll be a headache trying to explain it.

They always get thrown off by Peony. He’s a grownup, but not the kind they’re used to.

“Anyway… uh, I mean. I’m gonna piss him off even more, I promise, but it ain’t like he can get me in trouble. I am the champion of Alola, so all the grownups in charge of me make excuses and stuff for me. so don’t worry about me, like … getting in trouble. I only ever got grounded once an’ that was cause I broke into a terrorists bunker lab.”

@adventourer is gonna give them a scolding /s:

"Heard my brother was havin' a beeper problem earlier." He's standing looking a little stern as though he's going to give Ree a talking too. He can't keep the charade up for long though as his lips twitch up and a big smiles breaks out onto his face. He ruffles their hair with a laugh. "Nice one, kid. If ya ever need help wit' somethin' like dat just let ol' Steel Peony know!"

“Ngh —!”

They flinch a little and grimace as his big hand clamps down on their sea salt bitten hair, but that’s — well, it’s a reaction that can’t be helped, after all the trauma they’ve been through. Ree tries to brush it off and straightens up, grinning wryly as they fidget with their cane.

“I’m a skull, Mister, I’m just gettin’ started. We’ve perfected this kinda stuff, yknow. Harmless but annoyin. I’m kinda pissed they found em so quick but I got ideas for later that will be easier to get away with.”

[gmax-steelsurge]

Ah heyya rose! How ya doin' man? Been awhile since i talked to ya.

@staticmoncharges

I have been doing quite well Mr Brandy, I am on break as the school year has finished up so I have been much more free than I’m used too! And my brother has been trying to convince me to go on a… Adventour with him and his family. How about you Mr Brandy?

[fede78-tv]

Preview del giro in Slovenia. Paese bellissimo e immerso nella natura

[gnzma]

"Well, finally someone recognizes Team Skull's logo!

More or less."

Being mistaken for a band is better than not being recognized at all!

"Team of misfits from Alola? Worst of the worst? Destruction in human form-- ring any bell?"

A wild @gnzma appeared!

"Somet'in' bout dat symbol round yer neck is familiar..." Where's he seen it before? He feels like it's been fairly recently. "It from a band 'r somet'in'?"