#after this ask

[scriv3lloirl]

lookingnat the tags, i'd say seeing momma again idk about u though

anyway im literally that one hell naw dog on tiktok

i love this stupid gif wtf anyway ignorenthat i yapped in this dumbass fucking ummmmm ask anyway PUNCHES YOU FOR NO REASON

- definitely not denton.

I'm perfectly fine wit seein Momma again if y'all couldn't tell. She's an angel, literally. Though me seein her implies I'm also goin up t' heaven which.. we all know is a lie.

N I don' mind th' yappin, I like readin what folks have t' say. ALSO WHAT TH'FUCK???? PUNCHES YOU BACK

[spidey-bie]

Ooh yeah and to add to my Gwen Stacy variant OC idea I'm thinking of making her Muslim like me. I'm definitely putting her in a hijab. I'd love to design a punk hijabi

Hahaha love how I answered this and Tumblr acted like I didn't so here we go again.

That's so cool. I recently had someone talk about drawing their spidersona in a niqab but I think this is the 2nd Gwen Stacy variant Spiderman OC that someone's talked to me about. Also adding a twist in her character that includes something from your culture? Chef's kiss

PLEASE LET ME SEE WHEN YOUR DONE BTW. (Forgot to start with that)

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[nathaniacolver]

arcane ships be like

i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)

[somie]

Revelations

[pansyfemme]

the most tortured man alive wants to know if you want to go get a 7$ boba tea

[suiheisen]

assigned omega by auntie yi yi…….

[business-as-usual-bats]

Extremely funny, actually, because I just remembered half of Batman’s villains literally have PhDs

Damian: Father, I am retiring Robin, I am halting vigilante activities completely

Bruce: oh thank god, I approve So Much you have NO idea-

Damian: instead I'm becoming a doctor

Bruce: what

[noodles-and-tea]

*its robin btw

[domesticatedmeatpig]

what if.. microwave popcorn bag furry

i drew this just for you anon

[cuppochino]

got a brain blast from seeing this post … now take these pre-forsaken/past hacker 007n7 and noli doodles as i make up stupid scenarios in my head

ngl 007n7 probably ended up ghosting noli at some point when he became a single dad, turning down plans and making up excuses

(but given how involved he was as a hacker + w/ other hackers, he’d probably feel conflicted at first about stepping down)

[batccidentily-inlove]

Tim: We can't tell Dick he'll never let us pull this prank.

Jason: What? Dick loves pranks.

Duke: Yeah but not the illegal ones.

Steph: Or ones against cops.

Jason: WHAT!?

Batsibs:..?

Jason: Just one sec

Jason (calling Dick and putting them on speaker):

Dick: Whats up?

Jason: Hey remember when I was still Robin and you got mad at Bruce for telling you not to flirt with the rogues while he was actively hooking up with Selina, so you let me tag along to steal shit from museums while planting cat fur you stole from Selina's place hoping to frame her but the dumb ass detective ended up thinking it was a gang of hyper intelligent stray cats?

Dick (snorting): Yeah, of course, I still send the detective a box of kittens and something of his I've stolen of his every year on National Adopt a Stray Day.

Jason (deadpan look at his siblings):

Dick: Crazy to think that was one of the tamer pranks we pulled...

[saixria]

The sillies

When even Athena the Virgin goddess whose most intimate encounter was stabbing her bff thinks you’re cooked, you’re definitely cooked

[bbbbbbbbatman]

I think it'd be funny if the identity reveal was super anticlimactic. Clark has an interview scheduled with Bruce Wayne about some new project or initiative the company is doing and he walks into Bruce's office and sits down and through a combination of sounds/smells/matching injuries/whatever just immediately recognizes him as Batman and is so surprised he can't contain his reaction and he's just like "Batman...?"

And Bruce loses the Brucie Wayne posture immediately, rolls his eyes and just says, unsurprised and a bit condescending, "Superman."

And then they just sit there in silence, staring at each other, Clark very confused and Bruce clearly annoyed at how quickly Superman recognized him. And when it becomes clear Bruce isn't going to say anything further, Clark looks down at his notes where he has some questions written down and, without knowing what else to do, just awkwardly starts with the first question.

The following interview is one of the strangest he's ever done. Bruce gives some very typical Brucie Wayne answers but all completely deadpan, hardly any inflection. He's also clearly grumpy the entire time. Aside from Bruce not acting like Brucie Wayne, there is no further mention or acknowledgement of their superhero identities. Clark goes back to Metropolis in a daze and still isn't convinced that the whole thing wasn't a fever dream.

[all-hail-trash-prince]

Don't ask why the controller plugs directly into the wall

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[junglejim4322]

do you think a 5'4 and 6'2 height difference is predatory?

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