#aiight i think i got em all

[devilsrecreation]

Headcanons about Loki’s kids (and Strongbeard) in the Ducktales universe

cuz someone has to develop them

Jormungandr:

—So one time I read a post about someone talking about “Rumble for Ragnarok” and they said this

“Jormungand being really a pretty decent guy, just way too addicted to the crowds’ cheers and praise after millenia of being considered a monster and a harbinger of unspeakable doom, making him even more insecure and prone to get in over his head and lose control than Dewey”

THISSSSSSS I AGREE WITH THIS HC 100%! He’s a decent guy, he really is. It’s just that he’s so prone to getting over his head and forgetting his morals bc he’s insecure about how others view him. Unfortunately, the most recent Rumble for Ragnarok caused him to be frowned upon again like the old times

—HATES being referred to as a “monster” and anyone else being called as such. It’s to the point where he physically has to restrain himself from going full Midgard Serpent and killing people on the spot. Brings back waaaay too many bad memories from his childhood

—Also hated Thor from the very beginning and will never miss a chance to talk shit about him

—He and his siblings knew they wanted to be wrestlers from the minute they were kids and would always roughhouse with each other.

Maybe in the Ducktales universe, Ragnarok was SUPPOSED to be an epic battle where everyone dies but once Odin saw what Loki’s kids were doing, he was like “F it, wrestling it is”

—Best friends with Strongbeard; they formed a bit of a rift after the episode but Jor knows when he’s in the wrong so they were able to rekindle that fire pretty quickly

—Loves his family with all his heart and is very close with Hecka and Fenrir. He may suffer from Middle Child Syndrome but they still have each other’s backs. He just wishes he could see them more often like when they were all innocent kids

—Looks nothing like his parents (I see Loki as a crow/raven like Hecka and Angrboda as an anthro wolf) and he knows it. He tends to avoid the question whenever he’s asked about it

—Is closer to his mother than his dad “because mom didn’t throw me into the sea when I was a kid.”

Hecka:

—As the myth goes, Odin appointed her as ruler of the land of the unrighteous dead (aka Helheim…or would it be Heckheim?) when she was just a child. She’s still bitter about it to this day, even after she realized her love for the macabre bc seriously, who does that to a KID?

Hecka: Then Odin shunned me down here, keeping me as a prisoner in my own realm to watch over the dead

Odin: It was your destiny!

Hecka: I WAS SIX.

—I like to imagine Scrooge’s family went on an adventure to “rescue” Baldr from Hecka in the underworld and that’s where her petty side comes out lmao. She doesn’t show much emotion, but I think this is deserved

—She showed a lot more emotion as a kid, but being a ruler of the underworld kinda changes that

—Nevertheless, she’s made it work and has come to actually like her job. She’s got a big castle, tons of stuff, 2 servants both named “Lazy Walker” (they’re idiots and no, don’t ask) and of course, her loyal pet guard dog, Garm. Although Strongbeard, bless him, is a tad concerned about the names she gave her stuff (like her bed is called “sick bed” and her plate is called “Hunger” like what-). Don’t judge her, she named them when she was a kid

—Lesbian and ace cuz why not

Fenrir:

—As said before, Fenrir sticks with Hecka cuz he feels like he needs to protect his baby sister (cuz apparently she’s the youngest) with his life

—Is usually referred to as Hecka’s pet and while he does kinda act like it, it annoys him

—The incident with Tyr in his perspective was a complete accident. He thought the gods were just playing a game with him. He didn’t mean to bite Tyr’s hand off, he just didn’t know his own strength

—Even though he only communicates through sounds, he’s the brains of the group

Strongbeard:

—His real name is Magnar (which according to google means ‘strength’)

—Himbo. He means well but he can be a bit of a dumbass at times

—Having said that, he always prioritizes doing the right thing even when others protest. His mama taught him right

—Speaking of which, he’s a total mama’s boy and isn’t afraid to say it. His mom was his whole world

—Emotionally unstable due to trauma, no he does not wanna talk about it

—Very sweet and genuine guy, which is why he’s so well-liked

—He’s generous too, he’ll give anyone a strand of his hair just because. He has plenty lol

—Defies the “men don’t cry” myth cuz he has absolutely cried before. Fuck toxic masculinity

—I’m trying to think of how exactly he got his powers and off the top of my head, I’m gonna say it’s from a special object that dwarves created that gives you immense strength.

Strongbeard was born prematurely, very weak and fragile and told that he was most likely never gonna make it. In an effort to save her baby, his mother crushed up the object and mixed with a potion to be fed to her baby boy. When he drank it, he became strong and healthy overnight, eventually growing a magic beard that gave him the physical strength he needed

Yeah I got inspired by Tangled

Bonus Loki headcanon: Loki personally trained his kids in the first place and he says weird shit like this

[astoldbyaja]

The Shade Between Us - 75 (Sinners 2025)

Normal pov

Remmick drove onto the streets of L.A. while Smoke was in the passenger side and Stack and Shoshanna sat in the back. Smoke had already sent his men the location of where they needed to meet in Santa Vista. They’d need all the back up they can’t get if they ran into trouble.

“You mean to tell me you ain’t never heard of No Nutt November?” Stacked asked making his oldest brother roll his eyes as Remmick shrugged.

“No I haven’t.” He said calmly.

“You should definitely try it sometime.” Stack replied.

“Shut up Stack he couldn’t handle a whole month of that and you know it.” Smoke said. Remmick looked at the older Moore twin as if offended.

“I can handle that no problem!” He said.

“You should probably look it up before you agree to something like that.” Shoshanna said.

“Girl hush he don’t need to look it up that’s the fun of it!” Stack said sucking his teeth. Shoshanna looked at him with annoyance.

“Look none of that matters right now. We need to look at this house and get enough time to go to the store and get Estelle her chocolate.” He said.

“Aiight.” The twins said in unison which made Shoshanna arch a brow confused.

“Don’t you think there are more important things like killing Draco than a piece of chocolate?” She asked. Remmick glanced at her and scoffed looking ahead.

“Nothing is more important than ensuring my gem’s hormonal cravings are satiated.” He said. The twins nodded in unison. Shoshanna shook her head looking out the window noticing a black SUV was following them awfully close. She could see men in the back.

“We may have company.” She said. The men glanced back and looked through their rearview mirror.

“I see ‘em.” Smoke said as he began to drive a little faster making the SUV speed up.

“Draco’s human allies.” Shoshanna said.

“How the fuck would they know we are out here especially in the day light?” Stack asked.

Remmick looked down eyes searching his feet for the answer trying to remember anything new that came into their lives that could possibly lead to them knowing any plans. His eyes flexed and he looked up.

“Fucking William.” He glared.

“Who?” Smoke asked before suddenly the back of their car was rammed making them all jerk forward. Smoke growled and began to speed up.

“The human who cleans up corpses at our home… we had him install security into our home when we found out Draco was after us. He probably works for him and bugged our house too.” He said. Shoshanna’s eyes widened.

“Then he knows we moved to the hotel!” Smoke said. Remmick’s eyes widened at another realization.

“And they know what Estelle’s blood can do.” He said.

“We gotta get back there then!” Stack said with a snarl as the SUV rammed them again.

“With those hell hounds with her she should be safe in the daytime as long as she doesn’t leave the hotel!” Shoshanna said with a hiss. Remmick could feel his blood boiling at the thought of their plans being easily revealed and spied on.

“I am not going back to my wife without her chocolate!” He snarls as he begins to unbuckle his seat belt and in seconds he was out of the car.

“FUCK!” The twins yelled as he was flying back into the SUV. Smoke stopped the car hard making it swerve. All three got out quickly as the SUV was still driving at fool speed toward them. They hit the back of the LX destroying the back of it completely.

Smoke and Stack pulled out their guns while Shoshanna pulled out our sickles. They approached the SUV ready to fight whoever was inside but the back door was kicked open. Remmick stepped out, blood painting his face, claws out and fangs bared.

The three other vampires looked at him almost stunned as they glanced over to see the shredded remains of the men inside.

“They got big guns if anyone wants one.” He said with a growl. The other three were quiet until Stack smiled and raised his hand.

“Shit I’ll take one.” he said and moved near it to look inside. Shoshanna approached standing beside her brother.

“We can’t go to Santa Vista now. It could most likely be a trap to get you far away from Estelle maybe even waste our time in the sunlight by sending his human allies.” She said. Smoke approached.

“She’s right. We gotta assume Draco knows our entire plan now and we gotta switch it up.” He said holding up a walkie talkie. “More of ‘em are coming.”

Stack pulled out a large gun.

“Aye yo I’m Tony Montana “say hello to my little friend”!” He laughed as he approached the other three. The sound of police sirens were coming already grabbing all their attention. They looked down the street and stiffened.

“We need to get in doors, somewhere low while we figure out what to do next.” Shoshanna said. Remmick looked around at the area they were in now. There’s abandoned buildings everywhere but up ahead was a small convenience store up the road with what looked like a parking garage. Parking garages didn’t require an invitation.

“Let’s go.” He said and the four began to head toward the down town area. Once on the lower level of the garage, Remmick looked at the others.

“How are you all feeling?” He asked. The twins and his sister nodded.

“Still good. Estelle’s blood is strong.” Smoke said.

Remmick pulled out his cell phone holding it with two hands close to his face.

“Siri… call Light of my Life.” He commands the phone. The twins just looked down hiding their slight smiles as Shoshanna just looked away keeping watch.

“Remmick, are you alright? You’re covered in blood! Is everyone alright?” Estelle’s voice came through the phone. Remmick smiled happily into the phone while he faced timed his wife.

“Yeah baby everyone’s fine… Draco’s human allies caught us on the road. We think he used William to bug the house and find out our ability to walk in the sun. You need to stay in your room with the dogs.” he said.

“I will. Are you coming back to the hotel then?” She asked.

“Yeah that’s the plan.” he said. Smoke turned and began to make a call himself to get his own reinforcements to their location. Shoshanna couldn’t help but watch Remmick talk to this woman on the phone, how much he cradled his phone when speaking to her as if making one wrong move could break the phone and sever it the communication link from him to his wife.

He’s changed, he’s very different. She remembers only the savage from Ireland who wasn’t afraid to take life, wasn’t afraid to use and pit people against each other to hone his manipulation skills.

She used to think her and her wife Lilly had adapted and evolved, but Remmick beat her to it.

“I gotta go, I love you and I’ll be back soon.” Remmick said.

“Okay darling. I love you too.” Estelle says before he puts the phone away. Smoke was still on the phone with Stack using his phone to send their location. Shoshanna moved to her brother.

“I always thought you’d marry an Irish woman.” She said as she placed her sickles back in their holds. Remmick looked at her and shrugged.

“If I never heard her voice again, maybe I would have turned an Irish girl.” He said. Shoshanna looked at him curiously.

“Do you not wish to turn her? Can she even be turned?” She asked. Remmick looked at her.

“Her power stops her from being turned. But even if I could turn her, I wouldn’t. I don’t wish to dare wonder how her voice could be tainted if she became like me.” He said. Shoshanna looked at her brother seeing him in a new light. The twins approached them.

“My squad is coming through. I made them all step outside before telling them our location since we don’t know if the outside is bugged. They have enough guns and one of my blackout trucks for us to ride in back to the hotel just in case our time runs out. If we are good then we got a few more hours left before we burn. We can’t get caught up in bull shit in broad daylight.” he explained.

Shoshanna nodded.

“Smoke’s right. We have to assume this is Draco’s plan to keep us away from Estelle long enough for us to all meet the sun before going after her himself… he’s cunning he won’t get his hands dirty if he doesn’t have to.” She said.

Remmick glared.

“So he too is using the sun to his advantage.” He said. Stack looked around.

“Then for now we stay our asses right here in the shade until our goons come. Then we high tail it back to the Hotel and form a new plan.” he said. Everyone seemed to agree but Remmick began to walk around the three of them moving toward the entrance way of the parking garage.

“There’s a strip mall down the street from here that has a chocolate shop. I am getting my wife her chocolate.” he said. Shoshanna was down right shocked.

“What? We just agreed to stay here until back up arrives!” She said. Remmick said else nothing but kept walking.

Smoke shook his head and crossed his arms not even surprised. Stack looked at Remmick then Smoke then Remmick again before popping is collar.

“Well shit I’m going too!” He said following his brother in law. Smoke didn’t look too surprised but Shoshanna sure did.

“What! You have a big gun you’ll draw attention to yourself!” She blurted. Stack paused beside her and smiled holding the gun out to her.

“You can have it then.” He said placing them in her hands as she stuttered in shock. Stack lightly jogged after Remmick. Smoke began to light a cigarette and began to leisurely follow after his brother. Shoshanna’s eyes widened.

“Wha- you’re going to?” She asked.

“Gotta look out for my brothers.” He said blowing smoke from his nose and walking towards the light. Shoshanna was at a complete loss hissing in aggravation. She looked around at the area she was in thinking she didn’t want to be alone here. She put the gun down and followed after them.

“Fuck!” She hissed and moved outside with them.

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[artnerd1123]

thank goodness for sleep being a hard reset button ‘^^

[breanime]

can you do 12.If you see him/her again, we’re done.” , 18.“Hell yeah, I’d kill for you.” , 5.“Let’s get married. Today. Now.” with Coco??

*gif not mine*

You’d never been happier to see Coco.

He kicked down your door, gun drawn, and as soon as you saw him, the ball in your chest released.

Coco was here. You were safe.

Your ex, Jeremy, had moved back to town, and of course, you were his first stop. You’d broken things off with him years ago, he was your first boyfriend and first mistake right out of high school, always yelling, always throwing things, breaking things. And now he was back, in your home. And once, you would have been helpless, alone, having to deal with him, but now…

You had Coco.

“Who the fuck—” Jeremy didn’t even get to finish his question before Coco stepped up to him and slapped him in the face with his pistol. You watched Jeremy hit the ground, a spray of blood coloring the air.

Coco stepped over him and came to you, a hand on your face. “You okay?”

You nodded. “Yeah, I’m fine.”

Coco turned back to Jeremy, stomping over to him and pinning him down with his foot on his chest. “Did this piece of shit hurt you?”

“No,” you answered, rubbing your sore hand from when you punched Jeremy after he’d shoved his way into the front door, “not for lack of trying, though.”

With a growl, Coco leaned down and pressed his gun into Jeremy’s forehead. “Listen up, bitch,” he hissed, “today’s your lucky fucking day, cause I’m in a good mood. Normally, I’d have you six feet under by now and piss on your grave, but I’m gonna give you a chance to keep your worthless little life, aiight? So here’s what you’re gonna do: you’re gonna get into your car, you’re gonna drive back to the fucking shit hole you crawled out from, and you’re never gonna bother Y/N again. If you see her again, I’m not gonna be so fucking nice.” He looked up at you, and you nodded. Coco whipped Jeremy with the gun once more, for good measure, before stepping back. “Now get the fuck outta here; we’re done.” 

You watched as Jeremy sprang up and scurried out, smirking when you heard his tires screech as he pulled off. Coco came up to you, kissing you on the forehead as he got out his phone.

“Yo, have the Prospect follow the blue Hyundai coming down Y/N’s street. Make sure it gets out of town. Yeah. Nah, if he stops, lemme know. I’m itching to put a fucking bullet in this asshole. Thanks, Angel.” He hung up and checked you for bruises. “You sure you’re okay?”

You smiled, wrapping your arms around Coco’s waist and resting your head on his chest. “Mm hmm. You came just in time,” you closed your eyes, safe and warm in his embrace, “thank you, Coco.”

“Of course,” you felt him kiss the top of your head, “Shit, I would have popped ‘em right here, but I didn’t wanna get blood all over your carpet.”

You looked up at him, still smiling. “Were you being serious about what you said? You’d kill him if he came back?” He nodded, and your heart flipped happily in your chest. “You’d kill for me, Coco?”

“Hell yeah, I’d kill for you,” he answered, “I fucking love you, querida, I’d do anything for you.”

You stood on your tip toes and kissed him. “Anything?” You asked him, your lips still on his.

“Anything.”

“Okay,” you stepped back, biting your lip, “then let’s get married.”

His eyes widened, but he smiled, and you could see the love you felt for him reflected in his dark eyes. “Let’s get married,” he agreed.

“Today,” you added, “Now.”

He laughed, and for a second, you thought Coco thought you were joking, but then he pulled back from you and reached into his kutte. He pulled out a ring, and you gasped. You didn’t know it then, but Coco had been carrying that ring around with him for two weeks now, waiting for the right moment to ask. You held your hand out, eyes filling with happy tears, and Coco slid the ring onto your finger. When you looked back at him, he was smiling that special smile, that soft, loving smile, that was only for you.

“So,” he said, his voice low and full of joy, “let’s fucking do this.”

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Freshcomic part 2

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Comic woke up wrapped in a blanket, they looked to the side to see if Fresh is awake.

Fresh is passed out next to them, mouth wide open and snoring softly. His glasses are a touch askew and his hat's come off.

Comic smiled softly, they took of Fresh' glasses and hugged him.

Fresh let out a huff in his sleep when Comic hugged him and his arms wrapped around them, his face nuzzled into the crook of their neck. He lets out a content sigh and starts purring.

Comic is smiling, a quiet purr is coming from them.

A few minutes later Fresh groans squeezing Comic for a second and slowly blinks his eyes open. He's startled a bit by the lack of glasses, but relaxes when he sees it's just Comic. He looks at them blearily and smiles. "G'morning brah."

"good morning, how did you sleep?"

Fresh rubs at his right socket "Mmm just awesome." He yawns "You?"

"great" they snuggled a bit more to Fresh.

Fresh strokes Comic's head softly.

"Yo what if we like... stayed here forever. I could be chill with that." Fresh smiles at Comic, blushing at how cute they look snuggling into him.

"we could" Comic is smiling.

Fresh closes his eyes and nuzzles Comic, giving them a light squeeze. "Could we tho?" Fresh chuckles.

"we can" They are looking at his face.

Fresh opens his eyes meeting Comic's gaze. His expression is soft and sweet.

"but I'm hungry . . .so we have to get up" Comic doesn't really like it.

Fresh squeezes Comic tightly "Noooooooooooooo! The need for sustenance has totally forsaken me. Babe why? So un rad." Fresh laughs.

Comic chuckles "sorry"

Fresh sighs dramatically and lets go of Comic "It's aiight. I forgive you."

"hehe" They are still hugging Fresh.

Fresh smiles happily and pats Comic on the head head fondly. "Lets like, go get you some breaky then. Whatcha want?"

"hm . . ." Comic is thinking "maybe . . . pancakes or cereal?"

Fresh grins "Both radical ideas, why not both? Cerealcakes"

Comic laughs "sure"

"Aww heck yeah! Lets go." Fresh suddenly wraps his arms around Comic tight and barrel rolls the two of them off, landing so he cushioned Comic from the small drop.

Comic is giggling, their cheekbones are covered with a blush.

Fresh giggles too, his own blush present on his face. He raises his head and plants a chaste kiss on Comic and whispers "Now, what did you do with my glasses brah?"

Comic handed him the glasses, "i just took them off, you looked uncomfortable . . ."

Fresh chuckles "Maybe, thanks either way." Fresh plops the glasses back on his face the signature YOLO blinking on. "Now let's go make some heckin radical pancakes."

Comic got up and slipped on a sweater so they won't be cold, They looked at Fresh, a smile on their face.

Fresh sprung up and took Comic by the hand leading them to the kitchen.

Comic looked around for their glasses.

Fresh noticed Comic lookin around. "Whatchu lookin for babe?"

"my glasses, those regular ones"

"Ah!" Fresh lets go of Comic's hand and plucks them off a table, turning around and presenting it to them. "Here ya go."

"thanks" They took their glasses and put them on "better" Comic looks cute in glasses.

Fresh stares at Comic and blushes, his glasses displaying heart eyes. "totally..." He snaps out of his trance, blushing harder and takes Comic's hand with a grin, continuing on to the kitchen.

Comic giggles.

Fresh gets to the kitchen and goes straight for the pantry to pull out the pancake mix and cereal .

In the meantime Comic took out the pan.

Fresh turns around and holds out two boxes to Comic, his glasses displaying ????

"Hey babe, should we do like, trix? Or fruit loops? Both are pretty radical and I can't decide."

Comic gave a quick answer "froot loops"

"Fruit loops it is!" Fresh grabs the items and dumps them on the counter and does the same for the ingredients in the fridge.

Fresh lets Comic handle mixing the ingredients and decides to be useful by getting the pan ready and heating it up.

He turns the heat on all the way to high and puts an entire stick of butter in, watching it melt into a soup and bubble and brown. this looks right.

Comic soon started cooking.

Fresh watches Comic over their shoulder in excited anticipation.

After a while the pancakes were ready.

Fresh grins at Comic "These look totally amazing. You're like, so talented!" Fresh breathes in deeply "They smell so good too."

"yeah" They looked up at Fresh, they are so Tiny in comparrison.

Fresh blushes. cute.

Comic placed the pancakes on two plates. In the meantime Fresh fishes through the fridge and pulls out whipped cream, he absolutely buries his pancakes in it.

He hands the bottle to Comic.

Comic chuckled "i don't want any"

"Ok more for me then." Fresh grins and sprays whipped ceam directly into his mouth and puts it back in the fridge.

Comic took their plate and went to the table, Fresh followed and sat down immediately digging into his with a groan of delight.

Comic began eating too, a slight smile on their face.

"Thisf waff a goo ieaaa" Fresh says with his mouth full.

Comic chuckled again "yeah"

Fresh snarfs his pancakes down enthusiastically and lets out a satisfied sigh. "Oh man, dude, that was so good."

They soon finished eating too "really?"

Fresh wiped some whipped cream from his face and grins at Comic. "Yeah! You made 'em totally perfect."

"thanks"

Fresh smiles at Comic "No, thank you." Fresh chuckles. "So what does my cute little home skillet wanna do today?" He asks, leaning on the table and resting his chin on his hand.

"honestly just lay down and not do much"

Fresh grins "I'm down." His face lights up in a bright blush "Wanna cuddle on the couch and watch re-runs?"

Comic nodded with a smile on their face.

Fresh slapped his hands on the table "Aww heck yeah!" He stands up excitedly... and halts looking at the dirty dishes.

He has a second of deleberation and quickly tosses the plates through a small portal. "Haha! Totally not our problem now!"

Comic snorted and looked at Fresh.

Fresh moves to Comic and scoops them up out of their seat, nuzzling their face and carrying them to the couch.

They wrap their arms around Fresh, they are thinking about something.

Fresh flops on the couch and makes himself comfortable, keeping his arms wrapped around Comic.

Comic feels really comfortable, but they are still lost in thoughts.

Fresh nuzzles Comic some more "You good babe?"

"um . . . actually no, i don't feel good . . ."

Fresh' glasses diplayed "?!?!?!".

"What's wrong?"

"i just feel bad about myself . . ." Comic hugged themselves.

Fresh frowned "Why?"

"i just remembered a few things . . ."

Fresh pushed his glasses up on his head so he could make eye contact. "Are you remembering about what happened before we met?"

Comic nodded slightly, they aren't looking at Fresh.

Fresh shifted the way they were sitting and cupped Comic's face, gently nudging them to look at him.

"Hey..." He leaned his forehead against theirs. "Babe, nothing they ever said about you was true... you're the coolest, raddest, awesomest, most totally fly as heck monster I've ever met."

Fresh closes his eyes and his brows scrunch up. "And they can't hurt you anymore." His other hand grips Comic tight. "I won't let anyone hurt you ever again. I promise."

He opens his eyes and stares into Comic's "I love you... and yo, honestly that's a new experience for me. You gotta believe me when I say you're special babe... you're the peanutbutter to my jelly... you're- you're cooler than the flip side of my pillow." Fresh half chuckles.

Comic hid their face in Fresh' clothes.

Fresh kissed the top of Comic's skull and wrapped his arms comfortingly around them. He closed his eyes a soothing purr rumbled from his chest.

Comic quietly sobbed into Fresh' shirt.

Fresh pet their back softly and let them cry it out. He nuzzled their skull occasionally and whispered soft words of encouragement.

After a long while Comic calmed down.

Fresh plants another kiss on their skull. "Better?" He asks softly. Comic nodded.

Fresh nuzzles them again purring louder "Still wanna watch re-runs? Or do ya wanna nap?"

"how about both? we can watch until we fall asleep? or you can watch and I'll take a nap . . . "

"Sounds chill to me." Fresh single handedly rearranges throw pillows and flips tv on, not letting go of Comic.

He repositions the two of them so they're both spooning facing the tv with Comic being the little spoon.

Fresh then flings a blanket from the back of the couch over the two of them and snuggles in.

"can you stay without your glasses for a bit?"

"Yeah, anything for you." Fresh nuzzles Comic purring loudly.

"i like looking at your eyes"

Fresh blushes "Thanks babe. I like it when you wear your regular glasses, it's hella cute."

"Hehe, well only you can see me like this"

Fresh's blush darkens and buries his face in Comic's shoulder.

"i was really ready to show this side of me to many people, but only you saw it"

"You should let more people see all of your sides babe." Fresh kisses their cheek "Every part of you is awesome."

"yeah, but I'm scared"

"Why?"

"people are dangerous"

"You think I'm gonna let some scrub even look at you wrong? No one's gonna touch you." Fresh's eyes shimmer with rage at even the thought.

"but what if you won't be there?"

"I'll be there, all you gotta do is call for me and I'll be there." Fresh squeezes Comic.

"mhm" Comic is watching the re-runs but they are slowly falling asleep.

Fresh closes his eyes, he wasn't paying attention anyways. "I want you to be comfortable first and foremost though. It's cool whatever you wanna do."

Comic didn't respond

Fresh nuzzles Comic and drifts off to sleep as well.

[ua-miruko]

[8/19]

ua-miruko

ey... we all need to talk... hmu when yall are available

@ua-todoroki​

?

ua-kaibara

I'm open now

ua-miruko

...

aiight

[Miruko literally just sends a .zip file of the case files she was handed by the Commission]

all the fuckery was caused by a villain. case is being worked on but figured it's something we should discuss

ua-kaibara

I'm.. Somehow unsurprised

ua-miruko

yeah lmao

that's what we said

ua-mar

....... I understand

It’s almost unsurprising if anything at this point is infiltrated by a villain 😔 

What are the odds something like that would happen........and we took the bait

ua-miruko

yeah

it's fucking frustrating

ua-mar

It’s not just frustrating. It’s......overwhelmingly irritating

Oh! Sensei! Is Inasa doing alright?😔 Haven’t heard much from him....

ua-miruko

idk

lot goin on...

gonna see if i can check on him today

fucker rly messed him up, i heard...

ua-mar

I see. Send my wishes of speedy recovery😔.

ua-miruko

i will. soon as its safe to, i'll let yall know so you can visit if you want

ua-mar

.......Sensei, I just wanted to say that I apologize for the shameful display that happened during all of it.  I didn’t put up a fight to save the others, nor did I help accomplish anything for the sake of surviving as a group. To be your intern, was.....a mistake. I can’t accept your training if I proved to fail you in the end 😔

ua-miruko

oi oi oi.... what the fuck is all this all of a sudden? did i ever say you failed me?

you puttin words in my mouth? 😡

ua-mar

....? I didn’t fail you?

ua-miruko

of course you didn't!! wtf

ua-mar

I......ok 😶. I also apologize if I made the intention to put words in your mouth, I promise to never give you that connection ever again.

But.....I promise on never letting you down Sensei! Even if I break all bones, I’ll always be loyal in your service

ua-miruko

try to avoid breakin your bones tho lol

you can't do shit if you're broken... got it? fuck... i ain't askin you to sacrifice it all for fuckin anyone

if you can handle it, do it!!! if you can't, fuckin back off and let someone else do it, alright?

we'll work on getting you stronger

cuz i get what you're feelin

sucks... not gettin to just bash away whatever gets you down sucks it sucks being weak

so i'mma get you to the point where you can be half as strong as me!!! 💪 😤 NO DITCHIN MY TRAINING 😡 tryna make me chase after you lol s2g

ua-mar

Half as you!!?😱 Are you really sure??

ua-miruko

... maybe 1/4!!!

ua-mar

.....DEAL!

Oh! Sensei, I hope this isn’t too far back, but were you okay back then? You seemed a little jumpy and red?🤔 If you needed water, I could’ve fetched it for you 😼! Dehydration is no joke!

ua-miruko

..... ?!?!????!!?!!

fuck you mean lmfao.... i don't GET jumpy

ua-mar

but you’re a bunny Ahaaa 😅 my apologies, I just never seen you like that before

Was it too hot in there? 🤔

ua-miruko

😡 😡 ...

ua-mar

......... 😅 😅 ahhhh nevermind then . I was worried about you.

ua-miruko

lmao

nahhh nothin to be worried about

i was like one of the only people NOT flippin my goddamn shit all over the place

ua-mar

Hmm! Absolutely true! You’re strong in all sorts of ways!!

I’m going to be 1/4th strong just like you 😤 💪 💪 💪 !

ua-miruko

you BETTER!!!

ua-mar

I WILL SENSEI 😤 . IM NOT GOING TO GIVE UP JUST YET 

😼 😼

ua-miruko

DAMN RIGHT

ua-todoroki

Hm.

ua-miruko

???

ua-todoroki

Idk.

I'd rather just forget about all this.

ua-mar

Ahh. Todoroki! Are you planning on visiting Inasa in the hospital? I can accompany you if want?

ua-todoroki

I can do it by myself.

ua-mar

Oh. Ahaaaa yeah! I understand! Some people need their space. Got it 👍

I wonder if Kaibara is okay as well 😔......

ua-miruko

yeah he's a quiet one

ua-mar

Ah! Sensei! 😻 Well you know what they always say, watch out for the quiet ones 😉!

ua-todoroki

:/...

ua-miruko

....can you speak up, kid....

ua-todoroki

Everyone keeps telling me that I did well.

I didn't.

I was just being a coward.

ua-miruko

oi.....what's making you think a thing like that, tho????

shit was impossible, it was supposed to be

ua-mar

So you’re saying it was inevitable? That our fates were to be doomed? ......the villains sabotaging it too is.....

...........ahhh😅 nevermind! I’m just a little tired 😓

ua-miruko

listen, if you're gonna say something, i want you to stick to it...dont be taking shit back the next second

yeah. villains try and make shit impossible. that's the point of 'em, that's all they ever wanna accomplish

our job...is not to let them...

...

sometimes they win tho

and when they win, you cant be sitting around bashing yourself. .

you gotta just get up and move on!! keep fuckin fighting them back til you kick through whatever BULLSHIT they managed

ua-mar

.........okay I understand 😔

Villains are inevitable but getting treated as a punching bag isn’t 😤

Miruko Sensei........I know things aren’t exactly in high spirits right now, but thank you, for everything.....

ua-miruko

havent done much that rly deserves gratitude lol....

but no prob

i gotta start doin better too so... 😤😤😤

ua-mar

You do deserve gratitude ☺️! You’re our Sensei! A respected hero in the Top 10!

You’re a strong person in a multitude of ways! Anyone that says otherwise will catch these hands (ง'̀-'́)ง

ua-todoroki

Even if it was impossible I wish I had done more. Confirmed it, at least.

ua-mar

Todoroki.....😔

I think Miruko Sensei wouldn’t like it if we kept on bashing ourselves 😔

ua-mar

We can build ourselves back up again as a team ☺️!

ua-miruko

.....yeah. haha

ua-mar

Sensei, I know Inasa is still in the hospital at the moment, so we’re not complete as a full team, but are we still going to be sticking to our training routines or will we be doing patrol duties?

ua-miruko

nah...i can handle patrols fine on my own

stick to training... we should resume em in a few days, yeah

ua-mar

Understood! We’ll commence with training!

[perispinel]

Adventure Time Finale Liveblog

Already this episode is off to a weird start, starting with a flashforward in the future with two random one-off characters and- OH MY GOSH THEY FOUND FINN’S ARM AND THEY LIVE IN MARCELINE’S HOUSE NOW!

Did Finn like die? THis has to be a fakeout about this.

King of Ooo is alive far int he future? he melted in the fire as wax remember writers? 

Oh my gosh this is why they showed the Enchiridion episode last, Mount Kragdor is back!

the king of Ooo is BMO! Wait why does he have PB’s crown... oh my god BMO outlived everybody. he is unfazed by death

BMO is kickin’ em out already, what a savage

That arm is giving BMO some flashbacks. Awww adorable!

Heh after so long BMO is having trouble remembering Finn’s name.

The plot description said NEPTR was telling the story, they faked us out totally!

Finally, more Betty! 

Finally, more Maja!

Looking at Finn is like “you die eventually. BMO has your arm now.”

Having BMO narrate the whole story makes it sound like a five year old trying to describe World War II. 

Finally Duke of Nuts, my favorite character!

Literally no one likes him, he wants to be MacGyver

Justin Roiland has work while R n M is off

Princess Bubblegum is going the Leia route of going from Princess to General

Oh no a little cake spy.

Huntress Wizard, played by Mona Lisa from Parks and Rec, did a good job getting rid of that sky

Come along with me, it is time for war you seeeee

Marceline and PB better makeout RIGHT NOW Marceline, yes, please reconsider PB Oh geez Marceline is just casually like “I saw people die PB.” Marceline be like “I felt worse” all over us

Finn is right.

W-what? Finn whatcha goin on about with nightmares? I thought he was gonna break the fourth wall

I love when a war begins with someone repeating “WAR” over and over

Yep yep there goes the banana guards. What a great plan

“You’re weird” isn’t what I’d say honestly

He doesn’t know what fruit is apparently

Lemongrab is totally piiiiiissed... Oh he’s just sad.

Gumbald literally is backing UP because of them being serious Finny boy

Hey Fern, remember when I accidentally killed ya? Good times boi

“You’re a toddler” is the cue for “I kill you or you give up”

What a great time for a commercial break. 

Okay, time for my thoughts in-between the show: this is giving me crazy feelings. Like, knowing BMO outlives everyone, regardless of the war’s outcome... wait, BMO said Finn was heroic til the end right? Oh my gosh will Finn sacrifice himself? Well either way BMO probably SAW him die, old age or not. BMO is literally the imbodement of a child who doesn’t understand the consequences of anything. Back to the show!

Nice job making me almost sad BMO.

Unconscious world? That’s crazy man.

So no war? Aiight.

Finn was all like “go to dreamworld and talk things out” and they be like “let’s have a war again”

Ooh cool, let’s get those songs for the album here

Jake is going back to his roots

Ooh let’s get Tom Sharpling up in this guys

Aww poor Fern. 

PB isn’t reluctant at all to kill someone even if they look like Finn, as long as they be an enemy. 

Oh sweet evolution Fern! 

Fern is going the toddler solution, that’s fine.

Okay Greg from Steven Universe, enjoy your appearance while it lasts.

Is John DiMaggio spending the episode in a dream state?

Pinching people in the dreamworld really wakes you up? That’s dope.

W-what? why’d they just vibrate

Fern does sound like a knockoff Finn sometimes honestly. Heh prove you’re tormented Finn! 

Oh geez this is really dark, PB had a messup life. Recreating that scene for some symbolism I suppose!

Ooh subconscious world!

Aww his girlfriend is here- I wish I spoke korean.

It’s nice his kids- oh nevermind. 

Is this symbolism for him being connected to his wife like by the sides?

Hahah we got a fart joke everyone, wrap it up! Just kiddin I don’t care either way

I bet Pb is learning what it was like living as a completely unintelligent being without any choice. Will this cause some empathy?

Yeah repressed memories must smell awful.

Obviously Fern and Finn share the same memories, but it’s cool to see them confront it Mindful Education-style

I missed Adventure Time’s art style honestly. 

Oh I get it, Fern originated from the Finnsword.

Oh wow, all of that took place in the span of one second!

PB and Gumbald are learning empathy now, are we not having a war or?

“No no no that happened next.” Good job faking out the fake out.

I love these breaks telling us small bits of lore and secrets about what’s going on that we’re not noticing. Anyway, I am excited to find out what this portal is exactly- I’m guessing Magic Man, Betty, and Maga’s weird cryptic chant is gonna cause some big bad event. Will Adventure Time end with the end of the world? I’d be mega shocked if Finn just died. Wait why isn’t Marceline in the future? Realistically she should be there UNLESS she got killed, soooo... back to the show!! :D

We saved the day! Big scary baby is definitely good!

Wait Fern is in the real world now???

Ice King was just gonna leave until he had that flashback

It is so cute seeing Betty and Simon’s past, I wwant fanart of them having a happy life.

Did I mention FP is super cute? I love Flame Princess

This is getting quite dark man. Even Marcy is scared.

PB don’t martyr yourself

Aww what a great leader, telling her army to flee in terror instead of dying without purpose!

Oooh Fern is on good side now!

Gumball Guardians are her real children

Is this even a kids episode? this should be rared PG-13 man

I hope all this rogue gallery characters still get lines. oh there they go

Heh Jake and Amethyst have some similarities don’t they

Wow what a dark end for someone, skull cracks open and innards bounce around and endanger people

Ice King is the savior! How cute

This is more epic than Reunited but that’s not fair to say exactly, one is finale and one is a special

Oh no poor bananas, so dumb

Let’s go Jake, doing what he does best and being helpful!

Did Jake explode and die?

Remember when LSP and Lemongrab dated?

Aww Lemongrab and LSP is a canon ship, only straight ship allowed for those two

Come on Ice King, remember who you and Betty are!

Ice King is reciting the song from the episode. Oh my gosh come on dude, replace at least ONE word in the song silly!

Betty is too crazy to not throw a tantrum I guess.

Maga the Sky Witch- Kill Count 1

No no no Flame Princesssss! Maybe she’s okay?

Fernnn! 

Did PB just die? Oh my glob

Oh Marcy’s going back to her roots

Okay PB is alive, it’s fine.

Marceline just had a PLanet Hulk moment right there.

Aww it’s canon now guys! Marceline X Bubblegum eternally and they kissssed! Guys they made up for so long of teasing!

Oh no I think they’re breaking them apart layer-by-layer

Ice King is Simon again, yeyyy!

I love that the moment PB and Marcy are confirmed gay for real they just have them holding each other close to prove it even more

Finally Jakei s confirmed not dead

Oh no is Jake dead, 2.0.?

Finally we have a reason BMO knows what happens. He nearly died.

Okay so... Flame Princess and Fern are taken out while Maga is definitely dead. I have a feeling Marceline might die,or else we’ll need a thorough explanation for why she’s not living in her house. Like I can tell that this character voiced by Willow Smith is Jake’s descendant but Marceline is potentially an immortal I assumed so they wouldn’t have her be gone without explanation. Then, here’s a question: is Jake about to sacrifice himself to save BMO?? Also, BMO straight-up says the world ended so I have a feeling that he wasn’t just being coy.

Oh my glob, what’s about to happen. Jake and Finnn’s home is destroyed. 

BMO is getting deep. Okay HE’S SINGING THE SONG :D

Is this about to have a Rogue One ending? How is this going to end happily?

This song is meant to be bittersweet, no way is this a happy ending song guys.

Is BMO secretly badass? CARTOON CONSPIRACY No it’s just the power of music.

Oh I get it! Discord, Harmony, Music, it all makes sense! 

Oh literally everyone sings this! along with screaming!

They got so many voice actors for this! 

Is he going to explode? Oh my glob?

Here lies Finn. he was a good man. I love him. 

“No one gets to choose how it happens. the most important thing is that we’re here together.” Nice way to make me sad twice

Is Simon going to become Simon forever? What’s going on here? Is Betty going to get her bones crushed???

Aww how cute of you Betty. not making my heart any calmer

Ooh yes he’s Simon again :DDD

Oh my gosh this is a crazy kind of ending

Oh no I’m scared now.

thanks for the reminder of The Tandem Elephant’s existence man. Okay, so... this is crazy. Simon is back, like for real, he’s not dying or anything... Betty is potentially dead... Finn didn’t die, which is dope... my eyes are watering, definitely not about to cry. I can’t believe it I’m emotional over cartoon show wow. Just knowing I have eight more minutes until it for real is all over. Maybe I’ll just like, watch it again so I can pretend it didn’t end yet? No that’d be fake. I normally don’t even cry in situations where it’d make sense so this is telling for me I guess. These commercials really make me appreciate how good the show I’m watching are. :’D Okay so, I don’t think Magi actually died, although it’s hard to tell really since I didn’t get a good look at her. I have no idea what is about to happen but I am freaking out. 

Ultimate Adventure continues now

Oh wow Betty fused with the crystal boi

Simon and Marcy, reunited for real

Imagine how much it must suck to wake up after so long of being stuck as someone else

I DON’T FEEL SO GOOD. is that a reference... Oooniverse?

Okay so Gunter is the future beard boy I guess.

Oh wow they grew a Fern. and found a new sword. 

YES HE SCREAMED. THE BOY SCREAMSSS!

Thanks for disobeying me Finn

Finn officially has the singular arm. Dope.

Future baby boy has a big beard

Finn and Jake can’t live forever, this is the past yes

Ooh the music hole is here again! Epic callback broos

Ooh the hole sings the End Credits Song oh geez

New Ice King is Gunter, old ICe King is Simon

Ooh nice glimpses of what might become of some of our friends in the future

Ooooh Lemongrab and Jake get along better. 

Aww cute his dad is going to space now

Flame Princess and NEPTR friends forever

Jiggler callback! 

Susan is here!

Normal Man is cool!

Huntress Wizard continues to be fun! 

PB and Marcy are still gay, Pep But is still edgyyyy

THE HUMANS ARE BAAAAAACCCCCKKKK

They found the sword oh glorb! 

OH WOW THEY JUST HINTED AT WHAT A FUTURE ADVENTURE TIME SPINOFF WOULD BE LIKE!

I LOVE THE FACT THAT THEY DIDN’T RESET BUTTON US BUT DIDN’T KILL EVERYBODY OR SOMETHING! 

Okay I have a lot of thoughts... that was a ffinale. It really was. It was not something I got disappointed in because they didn’t wrap up anything. It wasn’t like waiting 10 years for 10 more episodes of a cartoon. It was like epic man. I naerly teared up guys. It didn’t end with a Reset Button like some finales would- Everything Stays, but it still changed. Sorry, this post is too long for anyone to read all the way through, but I still hope you enjoyed my thoughts on the last Adventure Time episode. A zillion out of ten guys.

[lauraskateblogs]

(J)GPF Predictions

Aiight so as this season so far has shown, I’m absolute garbage at predicting podiums this year. Not that I’ve ever been awesome at that but +5/-5 got me all fucked up. But! it’s the GPF! so it’s time to make some predictions anyway and then be Super Wrong and laugh about it...

Junior ladies:

Podium will be Trusova, Shcherbakova, and Kostornaia, probably in that order (though I think if anyone can upset Sasha it’d be Anna so there’s a possibility for a surprise there)

Tarakanova will be Disrespected™ because she had the audacity to bail on Et*ri

It’d be a nice surprise if Tarakanova or Kanysheva could claw their way onto the podium but it probably won’t happen

honestly as long as Yelim doesn’t finish dead fucking last I’ll count it as a win

I wouldn’t be surprised if placement was identical to qualification order to be perfectly honest

Junior men:

Men are so much more inconsistent than ladies that I literally have no idea how it’s gonna go down

I think if Gogolev can skate as well as he did in his first event, he’s got a strong shot of winning the whole damn thing, but that’s not a guarantee so I can see him being in first or sixth and I don’t know which is more likely

Petr Gummenik is looking really good for the title, he’s consistent and has strong tech

I’d like to see Adam Siao Him Fa on the podium too

Honestly with this group of guys there is no bad podium so I’ll be happy no matter what

Junior pairs & dance:

lmao what are those

Seriously I really did mean to keep up with pairs and dance this year but it just didn’t happen

imma still watch ‘em, but I’m not gonna know what the hap is fuckening because dance in particular is a confusing mystery to me at all times

Senior ladies:

In a fair world, I would have absolutely no idea how this competition would go down, because we’ve really got six amazing young women who are the cream of the crop imho and any one of them has the skill to take gold.

In the real world, they’re probably going to hand Alina the title no matter what happens.

If she does, though, I’d really like it to be on her own merits and not because Et*ri bribed the judging panel or what the fork ever

But seriously, I think it’s probably gonna be a slug-fest between Alina and Rika. If Rika goes clean, Rika will probably win, but she’ll have to be clean in both programs and even then Alina would probably have to have at least one error because her PCS is so high.

I’m guessing the third on the podium will either be Liza or Satoko, but Kaori could potentially be up there as well

The only prediction I’m really confident in making is that I doubt Sofia’s going to be on the podium. She’s one of the best and a huge fave of mine but she’s in the company of titans and I can’t see her making the podium unless everyone else makes some major errors.

Any podium with this group is a good podium though so no matter what happens I’ll be happy unless someone is blatantly robbed

Senior Men:

Nate vs Shoma GPF Smackdown: The Remix

idk who will take bronze

seriously could be anyone

I’d love to see Junhwan or Michal take bronze tho bc it would be a big first for Korea or the Czech Republic and that’d be

also when will Rusfed start respecting Voronov as much as he deserves

that doesn’t have anything to do with anything but I love him and it genuinely saddens me that he’s never been to the Olympics

Again any podium is a good podium.

Senior pairs:

James/Cipres, Tarasova/Morozov, and Peng/Jin for podium. Not sure about the order, but that’s my call and I’m sticking to it

no matter who wins I cry

Sui/Han post-injury comeback when

pairs just doesn’t feel right without them

Senior dance:

lmao you’ve made it this far in this post and think I know even one (1) thing about ice dance?

it’d be cool to see Hawayek/Baker on the podium. I don’t understand anything about ice dance beyond, like, lifts and also that twizzles???? are a thing???? but I really like watching them and their programs are lovely this year so it’d be nice if they could medal

That’s it, folks, that’s all I got.

Maybe I should’ve ended with a discipline I know literally anything about so that this post could feel more like a mic drop at the end instead of a particularly flaccid joke

[eng-hypnosismic]

TL/ENG Fling Posse Drama Track 2

Here’s a preview of Cursed Dice :D

Ramuda: Yo, yo, hewwo! So, everyone’s here!

Gentaro: What the heck do you want at this hour? I’m not that free, you know.

Ramuda: And yet, here you are! I happened to be free today so I thought we could all hang out!

Dice: [sighs] Don’t call us out here for something that dumb. I’m leaving now—

Ramuda: I’m thinking maybe we could gamble or something, though~

Dice: Aite, what gamble fam?

Gentaro: Dice, what happened to “I’m leaving”?

Dice: Leaving? To the casino, of course. But, if we’re gonna play here, then we don’t have to bother going out. It’s more exciting to play with more people, though. Gentaro, I won’t forgive if you go home.

Gentaro: Jeez, how much of a gambling addict are you?

Ramuda: [laughs] Then it’s decided! Whatever we’re playing, let’s make it simple.

Gentaro: Agreed. I’m not very knowledgeable when it comes to gambling, so I’ll have to leave it to Lady Luck.

Dice: Hm… Then, what about Chinchiro (1)?

Gentaro: Ah, if it’s that game, then I have a chance of winning.

Ramuda: Chinchiro?? What’s that?

Dice: You actually don’t know what Chinchiro is?

Genyantaro: [In his head] Can it be, that Ramuda is even more unfamiliar with gambling than I am? (2)

Ramuda: Then teach me the rules, pwease~?

Dice: First of all, Chinchiro is a game where players go against the dealer. This way, you win by having two of the dice land on… [explanation fades away]

-----------------------------------

Ramuda: Ah, thank you, Dice! I get the general idea. Let’s hurry up and play!

Gentaro: It sure has been a long time since I’ve played Chinchiro…

Dice: [evil laughter] These noobs don’t stand a chance against a pro like me, who’s played Chinchiro countless times. To an extent, I can even get whatever face I want on the dice. I’m in the red this month, so I’m gonna make ‘em lose, big time.

Gentaro: Then, how much are we betting?

Dice: We’re all fine adults; betting 100 or 1,000 is for wussies and ain’t no fun. [switches to a deep voice] How does betting 100k per game sound?

Gentaro: 100k? That’s quite a sum.

Dice: [laughs] Don’t tell me, the esteemed Yumeno Gentaro, of all people, is scared to take a risk?

Gentaro: [scoffs] Say no more. [puts down cash] That’s a cheap taunt but I’ll accept your challenge.

Ramuda: Aiight! [whips out cash and slaps it on the table] I’ll also bet 100k! Betting this much money gives me butterflies in my stomach!

Dice: Usually the dealer (3) shouldn’t be determining the betting amount, but since you guys are newbies, I’ll be the dealer. In exchange, we’ll throw out the rule where the dealer takes all.　

Ramuda: ‘Kay!

Gentaro: Understood.

Ramuda: Alright!! Time to start then.

Dice: I’m the dealer so I’ll throw.

[Throws dice]

Dice: Ahaha, lucky! 4-5-6 right from the start (4)! Well, just like I said earlier, this doesn't happen often so you can't let your guard down just yet.

Ramuda: Wow, as expected of Dice! I can’t give up, ei-ther! [throws dice] Awww, a pair of twos, so only one point. Bummer (｡•́︿•̀｡)

Gentaro: [in his head] To win against a 4-5-6, I would need to roll a 1-1-1. The chances of that is 1/216…

Gentaro: Here [throws dice] Hm…nothing, huh. One more time [throws dice]... Here [throws again].

Dice: [bursts out laughing] Gentaro, too bad for you; that’s the third time you got nothing but piss. With that, this round is my win. And because I got a 4-5-6 I win double the bet. Now both of you, hand over 200,000.

Ramuda: Okay, I won’t lose next time!

Dice: AITE, then let’s continue. Another bet of 100,000 ok with you? [in his head] No… let’s double down!

Gentaro: Next round let’s double the bet to 200,000. I have no drive to play without a sufficient thrill.

Ramuda: Wow, my heart’s beating like an 808 (5)!

Dice: Well, originally I wasn’t supposed to decide the bet...[in his head, cackling] Idiots, next time will also be undoubtedly my win. However, it ain’t by underhanded ways. This ain’t cheating, this...is...SKILL.

Ramuda: Now, it’s the dealer’s throw.

Dice: Then, I’ll win more money with a fighting spirit! [screams and throws dice] Alright! It’s a triple! If I win with this, it triples the bet!

Gentaro: [in his head] Two consecutive strong rolls. I see. That bastard, Dice is manipulating what the dice lands on.

Ramuda: Aaaand, here! [throws dice] Wonder what it’ll be~?

Dice: [laughs loudly] There’s only one combo stronger than a triple. It… it can’t be…??? It’s a triple of 1s…!!!

Ramuda: This is, if I remember, the strongest roll, right? Hehe, good job me.

Dice: It-it ain’t over yet. If I can just beat Gentaro...

Gentaro: Here [throws dice] The roll is… Oh… this combo has already appeared, hasn’t it?

Dice-nyan: Im-impossibwu... You awso rowwed tripwe ones… tripwe ones… (2)

Gentaro: This time it’s our win. Now, Dice triple 1s is a ten times multiplier. Since we both got it, why don’t you just hand over four million.

[Dice pulls himself back up on the chair]

Dice: Cheaters! To get two consecutive triple 1s is—

Gentaro: I don’t mind if you give us everything you own. There’s no proof that cheating occurred. And the dice belong to you don’t they, Dice? Needless to say. An event that should only happens once out of 216 times occurred twice. That’s all it is, just chance.

Ramuda: Haha. Dice, please give me four million yen.

Dice: Awawawawawa—!!

Gentaro: Now, give me all you lose in cash, or something. You know how it works, Dice, I don’t need to teach a fish how to swim.

Dice: (incomprehensible sound) [launches out of his chair and bows his head on the floor] I am soooo sorry! That’s all in the past, I’m never gambling again! [throws money (coins)]

Ramuda: Whaaaaa? There’s no way that’s enough...

Gentaro: Jeez, there’s nothing I can do to stop you from gambling. [sighs] Well, we are like a family though. Let’s go easy on him, shall we, Ramuda?

Ramuda: That’s right! We’re friends so let’s come up with another way!

Dice: T-thank… Your warm hearts gives me warmth.

Gentaro: Fufu, I know right. Now then, let’s sell those organs! Dice is pretty healthy so they’ll fetch a fair price.

Ramuda: Organs! Taking just one or two should be fine!

Dice: [gasps] Woah, calm down Satan!!! P-Please, have mercy!

Gentaro: Well, it’s just a lie, you know.

Dice: A l-lie?

Genyantaro: Now then, it will all be good if you return our money.(2) This should teach you to think twice before gambling again.

Dice: [crying noises] Thank, thank!!!

Ramuda: Eh? Wait, so we’re not selling his organs?

Gentaro & Dice: Eh?

Chinchiro (aka Cee-lo) is a game played where three dice are tossed into a bowl. 

Dice/Gentaro spoke in a weird voice here. Please buy the CDs to listen to how cursed it is.

Oya and ko means “parent” and “child”, but is also used as terms for dealer and player in gambling. Rules of Chinchiro.

If you looked at the rules, you’d see that getting 4-5-6 and 1-2-3 gives you a double return. Interestingly, 4-5-6 is pronounced similar to “gigolo” and 1-2-3 is read as “Hi-fu-mi”. Now you see where all the DiceHifu arts come from.

Google “Like 808” :D

[goodestboyryuji]

Phantom thieves and hogwarts houses GO

YOU JUST MADE MY DAY. HERE WE GO FAM (I’m not finished with the game so since I don’t know much about Haru we’re just gonna go through Futaba)

Starting with my best boy Ryuji Sakamoto IS A HUFFLEPUFF AND THERE IS NO ARGUMENT AGAINST IT. I will accept that Ryuji has Gryffindor qualities (bravery, not afraid of confrontation, risk-taker, etc) but that boy is NOTHING if not LOYAL. Ryuji is sunlight incarnate I will accept no other metaphor. He cares about literally everyone before he cares about himself. He literally offers to be beat up if it would make his old team feel better (pls). He is relationship-driven and his risk-taking behaviors, his confrontations, his passion for justice all come from helping out someone else. Definitely the kinda dude that would consider the house elves in a dire situation. He’s so aggressively selfless that it’s almost like “pls care about yourself first just once.” Ryuji time and time again puts other people before his personal needs and safety without a single second of hesitation. He just DOES it. And he’ll do it fifty times if you need him to. If you call him at 3am crying he’s showing up in your room, sneaking you into the Hufflepuff common room for snacks.  If you don’t have a pencil in class, he’s giving you his without mentioning it’s his only one (s’not like he was gonna do nothin’ with it anyway). You about to head into a fight he’s got no stake in? Doesn’t matter, he’s got your back. He once punched a student for making snide comments about another student’s sexuality and he has no ragrets about it. A blushin’ fool whenever someone is tender towards him cause he’s so busy being that/doing that to everyone else he doesn’t think about being on the receiving end. He’s just happy to make someone else smile, ya know? HE IS KIND. HE IS TRUE. HE IS A HUFFLEPUFF.

Akira Kurusu is 3000% a Slytherin. Dark, mysterious, smug ass mofo. A leader of his in-group (teenagers being the in-group, adults being the out-group) and thus inclusive in the sense that anyone who joins the cause can be a Phantom Thief. Where a Hufflepuff (Ryuji) might do anything for anyone they care about impulsively, a Slytherin pauses for a second, calculating–instead of diving headfirst to save Ryuji in the first palace and ending up with nothing, he hesitates and that’s when Aresene is like “so u gonna let the boy die??” and akira is like “no gimme a second there’s a fucking mask on my face.” His persona is all about MAGIC and DARKNESS if that’s not obvious enough for ya. This boy is snakey sneaky, all cunning eyes and cocky smiles and deep, mocking laughs. He knows he’s powerful and he’s not afraid to show you that he knows it. What’s wrong with knowing your own strength? Let’s not forget he is a master of interrogation. The ultimate trickster, he’s not above pulling dumb pranks on you and blaming it on a Gryffindor for its lack of complexity. He a good dude, tho, because obviously Slytherins aren’t bad. He gives his plant nutrients to make it stronger bc he likes building something up to be more than it started (most ppl would just water it but aiight dude). He’ll casually walk up behind you while you’re getting bullied, sling his arm around your shoulders, and be like “something the matter?” Totally threatening without a single verbal threat. Secretly loves bubble baths, will give you a scathing look if you even try to tease him about it tho. 

Ann Takamaki, Gryffindor extraordinaire. She starts out kinda timid but she’s actually daring af. She keeps a relationship with Kamoshida who is the worst man alive just for her friend’s sake, but she also isn’t afraid to ignore Kamoshida’s calls (hesitant =/= afraid, ok). Fiery af, Ann is liable to go off on you at any time for a bunch of really good reasons (and some just ok). Ryuji, stop being a dick. Akira, enough brooding. Morgana, shut up for once. Just as spirited as Ryuji, but his light is like warmth and hers is like scorching. Like…literally, her specialty is fire these things write themselves i swear to god. Extremely passionate, especially for the things she believes in like The Phantom Thieves, Shiho (obviously), and giving people courage to stand up for themselves. She really wants to prove herself, seen esp in her social link, and be strong for herself and others. She’s headstrong, kind to the little guy, scathing to the big guy. She’s incredibly competitive and gets into eating contests all the time in the Gryf common room (she also wins every time, especially if the food of choice is crepes). She knows she is beautiful, and is thus confident, but avoids being vain by reminding herself how each person she comes across is also beautiful (”pretty eyes, biggest heart”). Feeling insecure? Call Ann, she’ll hype you up in under ten seconds. Spend an hour with her in a crowded room and you’ll swear it was just you two the whole time. Ann is giving, courageous, and ready to fly off the handle if need be. 

Yusuke Kitagawa, my darling painter boy, is a Ravenclaw. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back!!!!! Yusuke is a Ravenclaw through and through. He wants to know more, wants to expand his understanding. He’s not afraid of doing whatever it takes to achieve these things: he’ll spend hours watching the river, waiting for something to come to him, or he’ll awkwardly approach a couple in love and ask them what their love life is like (he needs to know for a painting ok it’s not a sexual thing). He is elegant and fluid and his definition of “the finer things in life” EDIT i’m dying i accidentally wrote “finger things in life” the first time depends on how much he knows about it and how much value he sees in it (for example, a cup of coffee brewed by Akira is one of the most delicious things he’s ever known, much finer than any rich person food, purely for the effort it takes to think of the beans, to make sure the water is the right temperature, etc). Gets lost in his head all the time. Has an understated air of haughty in certain situations, like he’s fully aware he’s better than u but only mentions it to remind you when it seems you’ve forgotten. Uses way too many words to describe a sneeze just because he can.  Yusuke doesn’t give a shit who you are: if you came out to him, he’d nod solemnly and then ask if he could interpret your emotions into an abstract painting (that he would then gift to you, of course). He’d ask you on museum dates, historical bus tour dates (why yusuke why), planetarium dates *cough*, even if things between you two were totally platonic. He just likes discovering, especially with someone he can bounce ideas off of. 

Makoto Nijima is, brace yourself, a Gryffindor. WHAT. yes. trust. Dis girl is POWERFUL. And you can be Ravenclaw and powerful too, no doubts about it, but just because she’s top of her class doesn’t mean she’s Ravenclaw. She studies cause she’s competitive. She’s student council president because she likes the status, the power associated with it (power to protect, to serve, not corrupt power). Makoto is also fiery like Ann, but in a different way. She doesn’t fly off the handle like Ann can; Makoto calculates first, strategizes, and then fuckin’ GOES FOR THE KILL. She’s a headshot kinda girl–take em out simply, easily, quickly (metaphorically speaking obvs she doesn’t go around killing ppl). Queen is a very apt codename because Makoto’s path is a fiery blaze of ambition and strength. She’s gonna get what she wants because she’s been working very hard for it and don’t u take that away from her u piece of shit. She’s not terribly confident though, and this sometimes makes her feel uncomfortable in the Gryf common room when everyone is talking about their achievements. She’d rather just show than tell. Not really a master of stealth (lol), Makoto is your big sister in the hallways always looking out for you. If someone breaks your heart she will literally punch them in the face (and apologize profusely afterwards, but you know she’s secretly p pleased with herself). She likes learning new things about the world, always turns it into a competition with you even if it pushes her boundaries (you two went to a strip club once and even though you put a dollar on the stage, she one-upped you by putting it in a thong, face blushing so hard but determined to overcome). Her drive and determination are her biggest, most redeemable, wonderful qualities. The rest is just the happy byproduct. 

Snarky is as Slytherin does for Futaba Sakura. This girl is a nightmare in all the best ways. Somehow she figures out your weakness just by looking at you and has the ability to absolutely destroy you in just a few words. What she doesn’t show is the literal hours of research she did on you beforehand: she bugged your robe, your wand, set up a camera in your common room…a girl’s gotta have intel, alright? Futaba is an actual mastermind of everything, but the Hat settled on Slytherin because of how Futaba intended to utilize such knowledge. She doesn’t love it for the sake of knowing it, she loves it for what power it gives her. Futuba loves the upper hand and having full view of the whole picture, so Slytherin’s innate ability to lead a situation and turn tables was a huge calling point for her. If Akira is the dark mysterious Slytherin, Futaba is the loud and out of control Slytherin who nobody messes with because she’s got dirt on everyone and the means to release it widely. She prefers to stay in her room than gather with her house or other classmates, often completing assignments from there, but no one minds because it’s not like she’s really gone. She conjures up stand ins for her and speaks through them, engaging without really engaging. Watch out for when Akira and Futaba team up tho–they’re the Slytherin version of Fred and George, conniving and ruthless when it comes to playing tricks on you. Like Akira, she’s still a good girl: she understands anxiety better than anyone and is well known for comforting students who fall into a panic attack. She struggles with social situations sometimes and no one makes mention of it, this time not because they’re afraid of her but because they care about her and they know she’d never cross a line with them, so why cross one with her? She just likes to wield information like a weapon. That’s all. >:)

I forgot Morgana lmao so you can find that here

[bewitchthequeen]

Caleo Makes Me Cringe And Here’s Why

Yet another Heroes of Olympus anti list for your asses so prepare your butts because I’m about to blow ‘em clean off.

Note: Usually things apply. If you like Caleo and don’t care to hear counter opinions and that makes you aggressive and mean then this isn’t something you’re interested in, I’m going to have to ask you to move along :D I’m entitled to my opinions as you are yours. Any aggression targeted at me because I don’t ship what you ship will be treated with demeaning responses

You have been warned

Side Note: I have nothing but love for Rick Riordan, these are solely my opinions, which I’m entitled to have.

If you have anything to include, feel free to add your own thoughts.

I’m putting this under a Read More so people who don’t want to see this doesn’t have to.

1. To the people who say that Caleo is the best ship because “it’s not incest”. You are wrong. Calypso is Atlas’ daughter, Leo is Hephaestus’ son.  In Riordan verse, Atlas is Iapetus’ son, Iapetus is Kronos/Cronus’ brother, Kronos/Cronus is Zeus and Hera’s father, Hera is Hephaestus’ mother (and in some myths Zeus is his “biological” dad but we’ll ignore this for the riordan verse). If you’re using the incest card, it’s still incest as all gods and titans are related in some way as they all came from Gaea in some way, shape, or form. So kissing cousins apply here and that makes your argument invalid. Claiming it’s the only “healthy” or not gross ship is a lie or you could go along with Rick and his “genetics are a human thing”. The choice is yours.

2. They started out hating each other but skipped the whole tolerating/friendship stage and basically went straight into romance which doesn’t work for the short amount of time they were together. It was a weak build up and even now Leo looks like a lovestruck little boy while Calypso seems to be rather aloof and disengaged from the relationship. Kind of like now that people are around to see them she doesn’t want to be seen romantically with him? At least, that’s how it looks to me. This is my perception.

3. Calypso seems very angry still and I feel like it would be better for her to work on that solo rather than be in a relationship where she needs to kind of take it a lot slower than she would if she was alone. She has to take another person’s feelings into account so that’s not the best for someone with so much pent up anger. Take it from someone who has had something like that.

4. What would have been a more powerful story line for both of them would have been Leo realizing he doesn’t need to be in a relationship to feel validated and cared for. That being the 7th wheel isn’t a bad thing unless you perceive it that way. It’s a flaw with most books like this and young adult books. All the main characters simply have to be in a relationship. It seems like it’s a must and it’s not. A fair amount of people go through high school without dating. I had two boyfriends, one that lasted for a month (and he gave me fucking panic attacks) and then one that lasted about six months (before a tragedy), but I had friends who had been dating their S.O. since freshman year, some who chewed through boyfriends like no tomorrow, some who didn’t want to date, and some who just never dated. For what seems to be every young adult book ever, there are couples even if feelings don’t bloom until the very end of the book. So imagine my disappointment at how unrealistic these are becoming? It seems literally everyone in PJO/HoO/ToA are in a relationship even background and minor characters. I feel like it’s because people suspect this out of Rick now, and it makes me feel bad that he feels he needs to pair everyone up. I can’t imagine how stressful that must be. He shouldn’t have to do that. There’s this wonderful thing called fan fiction; you can read it, write it, and explore it. You don’t need to make that poor man feels like everyone needs to be in a relationship. It has negative affects/effects on people that age who reads them because then they feel like they need to be in a relationship to feel validated (like Leo) and could possibly end up in a bad relationship or feel like there’s something wrong with them for not being in one.

5. For Calypso because #4 was so long. Calypso’s story would have been a lot more powerful had she learned to love herself and the boat come for her. It would have been a real strong hit like “You don’t need someone to save you” and “You can save yourself” and self love promotion. (Honestly, both of their storylines could have done that but those opportunities were missed unless it gets horrendously retconned). In this day and age, I definitely feel like promoting self love is more powerful than Caleo unless you’re looking at it through rose colored glasses, like most shippers do. I’m guilty of this myself. I love Leo and I love Calypso, I just feel like there was a missed opportunity here.

6. Leo saving Calypso kind of made Percy look bad. This is a no-no. Making one character look bad for a relationship is a no-no. Percy usually keeps his promises. The only one I’ve seen him not keep was Bianca and even then I’m not 100% that was a promise? I don’t know. I just don’t like that Percy just “forgot” and basically made him like the other heroes that landed on Calypso’s island. I’m confident that’s not something that Percy would just “forget” but whatever. There’s a lot with HoO that I don’t like when it comes to Percy but that’s a post for another time.

7. Okay this is just because I seen a post from a pro caleo blog (and I’m not going to tag cause I don’t want to start a fight since this is a personal opinion and they made it clear they’re going to “defend caleo till they die”. I’m not trying to talk anyone out of anything. I’m stating my opinions, but claiming things about other ships without acknowledging your own ships faults is a no-no. (that’s the reasoning for the first reason on here). Here’s my defense (despite the fact I don’t really ship any of the canon ships but unfair attacks are unfair attacks) alright so here we go.      a. “ Percabeth = Incest.” See #1 because Caleo is also incest and I explained it above making this a useless excuse to ship Caleo.      b. “Tysella = Furry.” Okay, but Ella is a harpy and Tyson is a cyclopes. I don’t understand why furry is being claimed here but okay. You’re entitled to your opinion, but harpies were never considered animals as they are mythical creatures and I, personally, don’t include mythical creatures as furries but aiight. Furries have fur, not feathers. I haven’t seen any furries/fursonas with feathers. If I’m wrong all I ask is that you prove it without being vulgar.       c. “Grover/Juniper = Furry” Okay. Grover is a satyr which doesn’t really strike me as Furry since it’s humanoid, same with Ella, so it’s not furry as furry are completely animals? And anyways Juniper is basically a fucking nature spirit? It’s basically similar to how a dog likes rolling around in the grass? Whatever though       d. “Jason and Piper = Incest” again so is Caleo. skip Frank and Hazel because nothing was really said on this.       e. “Paul and Sally = Sally’s probably traumatized by Gabe beating the shit out of her” Okay, what does that have to do with Paul and Sally? That’s completely irrelevant to Paul and Sally’s relationship especially since there’s no hint at Paul being abusive to Sally? Sure, Sally is probably traumatized, but I would think she’s working through that since she seems to have a functioning relationship. But what does Sally’s trauma have to do with Paul? Weak excuse.       f. “Solangelo = Not only is Nico 85 while Will 14 but he’s possessive etc, etc”. Okay, but Nico is technically 14 himself? I mean, yes, he was born way back, but if we’re looking at age here Calypso is thousands of years older than Leo. And with possessive, I’m pretty sure Leo got mad at Percy about Calypso and was even kind of mad/jealous of Jason while he was trapped on the island because of Calypso not being interested in him and basically calling him scrawny or something like that. And Nico is in the body of a fourteen year old, he has the mind of a fourteen year old. He is a fourteen year old. He is in the mental state of a fourteen year old. Do you know how unsettling that would be if he dated someone “his own age”? His growth, mentally and physically, have been stunted thanks to the Lotus Hotel, so Nico di Angelo is a fucking fourteen year old. Let’s be clear that I don’t ship Solangelo, but after the shit that kid has been through he deserves to be happy. He lost all of his family, was forcibly outed by his sexuality by an asshole god, went through Tartarus by himself, and had to deal with feeling lost in a world that he didn’t feel accept him even among his peers/the people who should have understood him the most. If anyone deserves to be happy. It’s him. Fucking drop it.       g. “Chris/Clarisse” we’re back at incest and I’m back at Caleo being incest.       h. “Charles and Selena” again with incest because their parents are married. Atlas is Hephaestus’ great uncle so that’s seriously your kid dating your cousin. But Caleo isn’t creepy or incest. Okay thanks. Beckendorf and Silena are a ship that I actually enjoyed because they gave a shit about each other and loved each other despite parentage and then they died and it broke my heart. Honestly, if you find this creepy, a mother and daughter dated a police officer and his son in the Scream TV Series. That I found weird especially since that was all biological. Rick already said that genetics and gods aren’t a thing. The fact that I’m saying this more that once is exhausting. Just because your parents are married doesn’t mean it’s incest. To make this less creepy, Hephaestus and Aphrodite never had children and it’s a bullshit marriage anyways so. Whatever.

Honestly, if you’re going to be biased, at least know your facts. 

That’s all I got now, feel free to start a discussion.

[artnerd1123]

hmm... how likely are the peeps in Home Alone Squad™ to willingly(if begrudgingly) leave their comfort zones? and how do they feel about having to leave their comfort zones?

H m m

Well, I’d say they all have a pretty good grasp on knowing when they need to leave them, and are generally likely to do so, if it’s needed. However, their willingness to do so differs between em!

For journal, he’s all about pushing himself. This has been ingrained into him both by his own determination to get better at things to chase his dreams, and his many magic lessons from nettles. Hopping out of his comfort zone is usually pretty easy for em. And, if he (or someone he cares for) has got something (even if it’s a tiny reward, like a ‘well done’ or someone’s approval) to gain from it, he feels p good about it. Though, if his effort doesn’t pay off, he’ll feel bad about it afterwards. Might be less likely to be so willing in the future.

For roo, he’s learned to sort of roll with things. He’s not too happy with having to leave his comfort zone, but if he should in order to get something done/help someone, then he will. Depending on how stressful it gets, though, he’s gonna need a recovery time.

Seraph is… kinda different from these two. She’s extremely willing and happy to go out of her comfort zone to try new things/dishes/talk to new people/etc… but gets really hesitant and finicky if she has to leave it in order to, say, put her foot down on someone who’s not necessarily been rude/cruel, but has been really demanding of her. Presenting herself as anything but a happy bubbly familiar with a kind streak and helpful tendencies just rubs her the complete wrong way. Even if it would be better for her in the long run. So, in the second case? She’ll only get out if push goes to shove. And it’ll be forceful shoving. (She gets better at this tho, dw!)

Ruffy’s an interesting one! He’ll go out of his comfort zone as long as it’s benefiting someone that he’s close to. Friends, family, and occasionally even friends of his friends/family will all get him to come out of there if they need something. He’s very willing to do it, too, as long as he won’t end up being the extreme center of attention. He’s a flexible lil guy.

[johndeezy]

���️YALL GOTTA READ THIS SHIT‼️#StoryTime 📚 😒So I let me homeboi hold a copy of #INFAMOUS 🎶 and told em don't start passing it around yet because I haven't released it. So I'm at work & by the end of my shift I see I have 23 miss 📵calls 😑Then a text saying "Yo D call me ASAP" by this time I'm walking out the building to my 🚗 bout to head back to his crib. I call him n he tells me 🙎🏻‍♂️"Yo fam, my sister.." I cut em off cause I hear fire trucks 🚒 & ambulances n Shi in the background so immediately I'm like 🙎🏾‍♂️"Brah Wtf is going on everything aiight?" 🙎🏻‍♂️"Well yea we good but the 🏡 isn't" 🙎🏾‍♂️"Tf is wrong with the 🏡?" 🙎🏻‍♂️"Well I went outside to feed Sparky 🐶 & my little sister👱🏻‍♀️found your tape" at this moment I'm completely fuckin lost😐🙎🏾‍♂️"Ok she found my tape... yu kno what fuck it I'm on the way🚗💨" I pulls up and see all these police 🚨 and fire trucks 🚒 and shit. Brad🙎🏻‍♂️& his little sister👱🏻‍♀️over in the neighbor's yard with the damn 🐶 . He tells me that the fireman still trying to figure out wtf caused the damn fire and his little sister👱🏻‍♀️ain't saying shit. At this point I'm just asking his little sister is she ok, cause damn she was in the Mf when it started🔥. After they got the 🔥 out n everything a agent🕵🏻looking like inspector gadget approached us saying they found the cause of the 🔥 everybody is tuned tf in like the Mf calling out lottery tickets or some shi. He pulls out a record player and says 🕵🏻"It looks like the 🔥 started from the record player... was it A Shortage in the cord 🔌or something?🤔" 🙎🏻‍♂️"No sir I don't think so...😕"🕵🏻"Well the only thing I can think of is this CD inside must really been some hot 🔥" I'm looking like you can't be fuckin serious😐I swear everybody looked at his little sister at the same damn time 🕵🏻🙎🏾‍♂️🙎🏻‍♂️....👱🏻‍♀️.... 🕵🏻"My work here is done you all have a nice day, the police will talk to you more about insurance..." by the time I had walk tf of from they ass🚶🏾cause his lil sister had this lil smirk on her face😒.... #INFAMOUS

[ua-miruko]

[8/9]

ua-miruko 12:37 AM

[Drops a selfie of them all at dinner!! (same one she showed the teachers earlier 👀]

great time with yall tonight!

fun ends tonight tho. we're kickin shit into OVERdrive startin tomorrow.

yall are gon train til your limbs fall off. and then we're gonna sew 'em back on and do it again... 👀

all weekend you'll be fightin' each other, fightin' me, getting yourselves HYPED UP and FUCKING JACKED for when the REAL shit begins... and we'll have our healer on staff to keep you in tip top shape throughout 👀 so get ready... meet me at noon at the agency, got it? 💜

ua-mar 2:15 PM

Miruko Sensei? Can I be excused to see to the healer? I’m starting to see sounds and I don’t think that’s normal 😵

And I need to change my bandages 😅

ua-miruko 2:16 PM

go ahead 👍

no running away thoooo, you better come back 💜 

dont make me track you down 👀

ua-mar 2:25 PM

Ahaaa.......I’m still a little sore from the charity event, plus today’s training is much more intense 😅 so I’m not going to run away Sensei.

But once I’m feeling better again, I’ll be back on my feet again!! I know you don’t raise quitters!!😤😤💪

ua-miruko 3:40 PM

damn right! 😤😤 💪

ua-kaibara 6:25 PM

I don't think most of us could go anywhere even if we tried >_>

ua-miruko 6:25 PM

😈 good.

ua-mar 6:28 PM

The healer says I’m good to go!

Is there any new techniques or styles you’ll be showcasing tomorrow 😯🤔?

ua-miruko 6:28 PM

awesome!!

hmm not really... anything you're feelin super weak af at?

ua-mar 6:30 PM

Sigh definitely my speed 😔

Everything else seems fine, I just need to focus on not being sluggish or lagging

ua-miruko 6:31 PM

yeah 🤔 

aiight. got it!

from this moment on we're gonna be puttin weights on you 😈 

you'll be super slow at first yeah but the second you get those babies off you'll be SOARIN

ua-mar 6:32 PM

............how many weights are we talking 😅 ??

ua-miruko 6:32 PM

😈 😈 😈

ua-mar 6:33 PM

Emojis are not a clear answer Sensei😭 !

ua-miruko 6:34 PM

see ya when you get back with us 💜 HEHEH

ua-mar 6:34 PM

But you are the best of the best, I can’t deny that 😅

ua-miruko 6:34 PM

DAMN RIGHT

ua-mar 6:34 PM

Alright see you soon as well😇

[johndeezy]

‼️YALL GOTTA READ THIS SHIT‼️#StoryTime 📚 😒So I let me homeboi hold a copy of #INFAMOUS 🎶 and told em don't start passing it around yet because I haven't released it. So I'm at work & by the end of my shift I see I have 23 miss 📵calls 😑Then a text saying "Yo D call me ASAP" by this time I'm walking out the building to my 🚗 bout to head back to his crib. I call him n he tells me 🙎🏻‍♂️"Yo fam, my sister.." I cut em off cause I hear fire trucks 🚒 & ambulances n Shi in the background so immediately I'm like 🙎🏾‍♂️"Brah Wtf is going on everything aiight?" 🙎🏻‍♂️"Well yea we good but the 🏡 isn't" 🙎🏾‍♂️"Tf is wrong with the 🏡?" 🙎🏻‍♂️"Well I went outside to feed Sparky 🐶 & my little sister👱🏻‍♀️found your tape" at this moment I'm completely fuckin lost😐🙎🏾‍♂️"Ok she found my tape... yu kno what fuck it I'm on the way🚗💨" I pulls up and see all these police 🚨 and fire trucks 🚒 and shit. Brad🙎🏻‍♂️& his little sister👱🏻‍♀️over in the neighbor's yard with the damn 🐶 . He tells me that the fireman still trying to figure out wtf caused the damn fire and his little sister👱🏻‍♀️ain't saying shit. At this point I'm just asking his little sister is she ok, cause damn she was in the Mf when it started🔥. After they got the 🔥 out n everything a agent🕵🏻looking like inspector gadget approached us saying they found the cause of the 🔥 everybody is tuned tf in like the Mf calling out lottery tickets or some shi. He pulls out a record player and says 🕵🏻"It looks like the 🔥 started from the record player... was it A Shortage in the cord 🔌or something?🤔" 🙎🏻‍♂️"No sir I don't think so...😕"🕵🏻"Well the only thing I can think of is this CD inside must really been some hot 🔥" I'm looking like you can't be fuckin serious😐I swear everybody looked at his little sister at the same damn time 🕵🏻🙎🏾‍♂️🙎🏻‍♂️....👱🏻‍♀️.... 🕵🏻"My work here is done you all have a nice day, the police will talk to you more about insurance..." by the time I had walk tf of from they ass🚶🏾cause his lil sister had this lil smirk on her face😒.... #INFAMOUS (at Orlando, Florida)