#almost passing out

[heart-hunting]

recorded this just a few minutes ago and I still haven't recovered but fuck it felt so fkn good. Ive never felt my heart this fast and I had a weird feeling in my chest but it felt sooooo good. especially when I stuffed my face into my pillow, gasping desperately for air as my phone applied pressure onto my heart. I almost passed out a few times. my body is still shaking. I wish I had passed out

[faequeentati]

thinking about the time my instacart shopper got Cask of Amontillado’ed

[blueberry-blast]

don't you just hate it when you're just trying to get home but the spooky ghost prophet that looks like your bf gives you a cryptic prophecy about how you're gonna die or something

[random-cockroach]

*THROWS OUT THE TABLE* I AM REACHING LIMITS OF HOW FRICKING MUCH ANIMATICS I WANNA DO WITH SPELLBOUND IT FITS TO LITERALLY ANY OPTIONS! OOOOH YOU WANNA ANIMATE SOMETHING?? HERE TAKE SPELLBOUND OH THANK YOU *GETS DROWNED* Song: Cast the Bronze - Raynes

Spellbound au by @keferon please go bite them

[badookie]

No matter the universe, Hans will be a little brat who loves to play matching dressup with their Henry [nods nods]

[maxanor]

SEVERANCE | Season 2, Episode 10, “Cold Harbor”

[lembowe]

waugh i am late. but. congrats loop for winning !!

[dirtgrubber]

getting steamy in this elevator…

once again @morningstarwrites hits it outta the park with her last chapter of Of Saints and Sinners

[fabiolajyx]

GUILDFORD DUDLEY and JANE GREY

My Lady Jane - S01E05

[balfeys]

Oh! I do like to be beside the seaside! I do like to be beside the sea! Oh I do like to stroll along the Prom, Prom, Prom! Where the brass bands play, "Tiddely-om-pom-pom!"

So just let me be beside the seaside! I'll be beside myself with glee and there's lots of girls beside, I should like to be beside, beside the seaside, beside the sea!

[dustykneed]

don't cry, okay? maybe butch scotty is somewhere out there for reals...

(and if he is. can he call me... please i need more butches in my life pl

[superbat-lmao]

Jason and Damian stay with the League. They’re basically royalty and functionally generals, completing missions with Talia and serving Ra’s and the needs of their family.

As such, a large portion of that is maintaining a public cover. Talia lives a very public life that she uses for political maneuvers.

Jason attends college and Damian attends school, everything is public record and on visas.

However, it isn’t until Bruce is required to attend one of Lex’s galas in Metropolis that he becomes aware of Talia’s status as a Mother.

It’s also the first time he meets her sons.

Cut to Bruce blue-screening as Talia introduces Jason and Damian al Ghul, who are the very picture of upper class royalty.

Nightwing and Robin are immediately in his ear over comms (teamed up with Uncle Clark to foil whatever plot is going on) asking what’s wrong as Bruce can’t take his eyes off his dead son and a child that looks like the spitting image of his father.

[antlered-prince]

finally finished this commission for @owl-bones for his fic! it's been a long time coming (⁠人⁠ ⁠•͈⁠ᴗ⁠•͈⁠)

[presepohne]

warlord!simon marrying a knight's daughter, you for alliance. the only thing is this marriage has been for five years, you both have a baby as an obligation (duty) simon can care less for your emotional stability (he's a yearner for your love but is afraid he'll break you) and you keep on thinking how much he hates you or how much dead is this marriage. (simon's emotionally conspiated ass can't articulate his live forever you unless it's him scolding you)

[bouncing-flowers]

Imagine being valued and appreciated.

[sylusloml]

I WASNT PREPAREDDDDDDDD HE'S NOT BEATING THE LOVER BOY ALLEGATIONS I FEARRRRRRR