#almost three

[tryandbehappy]

Haha, well since we’re already on the topic of June’s sex life — I have to mention one of my videos that you’ll probably never find on YouTube because it’s age-restricted. I honestly don’t even know how I managed to make it, because it’s entirely focused on their sexual obsession with each other.

I just really wanted to compile all the scenes from season 1 where the sexual tension was off the charts. Like… unhinged. I don’t know if any other ship has that kind of explosive chemistry. The symbolism, the not-so-subtle gestures, the sheer intensity — it’s insane.

There’s this moment where she adjusts her dress and he catches a glimpse of her knee — and immediately he starts nervously tapping the table. And she sees it. And it’s just… electric. Or when that tension exists even with Serena right there. She enjoys it, and she wants him, and it’s so obvious.

Or the bathtub scene when she’s thinking of him. Or when they finally sleep together and she’s looking at that wild river current rushing outside, like a metaphor for the storm inside her and also that’s an insanely charged sexual metaphor. It’s all just so much.

Oh, and I absolutely adore that scene where she’s eating the porridge and gets so lost in thoughts about him that she starts licking the spoon like crazy and he sees it. It’s completely insane.

Go watch that video immediately. I swear.

[epiaphany]

the funny thing about me and buddie is that i’ll often catch myself saying shit like "nah i would act like that with my best friend actually" and then i remember that i’ve been hopelessly in love with her for two years

[sixpigeonz]

[blitzy-blitzwing]

I think my next goal should be to pay off my credit card. 🤔

[kvetches]

i constantly have dreams about driving without a license and i know my siblings had those dreams too before they had their licence. i wonder if people still have these dreams when they actually know how to drive

[k423s]

shes literally teyvats coolest 12 year old she had a kill count of two.

[vulpinesaint]

quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

[vinnymauro]

we’re starting the clean up at work and they are not working fast enough for me 😭

[bacchuschucklefuck]

couldnt draw my thang for mid-autumn so treated myself to a calne redesign instead

[dailyheavymedic]

day 80 (WOAH??)

I was feeling really off about my art soo why not redraw an older entry and make a small comic about it?

[meliorjustmel]

[imsofansie]

Gregory House the type of guy to say “outta my way, gayboy” to his reflection in the medicine cabinet mirror as he goes for whatever he’s got in there

[panthermouthh]

Blasphemy! Heresy!

I haven’t drawn anything ghost related in years, but the new single has given me such an ear worm that I was compelled to make a whole comic page about it.

[prlssprfctn]

On Jason's last birthday, he quietly confesses to his family that he is the happiest that he could ever been. That he had never expected to live for so long, to go this far, and that finally, after so many years of death hanging above his head, following him everywhere, he feels free of it. Like he has so much time ahead. Like he can plan the future now - think of college, make friends. Do something more than surviving. It is a bittersweet confession, and neither Bruce nor Alfred don't know how to answer on this, but they smile at him and reassure that he will have a long, happy life.

He dies in 254 days after that. Bruce burns down all lists with written down colleges that Jason made, while trying to figure out which one will be the best for him, and Alfred hides the Polaroid photo from that birthday inside his wallet. They never discuss it, but none of them forgets it.

They buried a boy, whose grandest wish was to live.

[krysmcscience]

At long last: either an alternate explanation for or continuation of my prior comic regarding how Bill was ABSOLUTELY naked in Ford's karaoke night drawing. (Because errors in art do not exist. Artists do not make mistakes. So if you see any in this comic, No You Do Not.)

I am so normal about these old dorks.

I'm not really clear on exactly when Bill started throwing his desperation book at Ford just like a needy ex do, but I find it extremely funny to imagine it happening literally the day of or after the makeshift funeral. Bill just gets this weird sense of 'Ford is taking steps to move on' and CANNOT FUCKING ABIDE.

I hope you enjoy all the goofy things I added to each page of Bill's sad spieling. (Everything SHOULD be readable so long as you view the full size, but I have added basically this whole little fanfic in the image descriptions, LMAO, which lays out all the little written notes and such.) Also don't ask how Bill managed to sneak that vampire pen in there. I have no idea, and honestly? I don't wanna know.

Oh, and a little bonus comic:

Of course Bill would take it as flirting. Because between the two of them, Bill is the bigger masochist By Far. :)

Also I have continued applying The Good Place logic to any of Bill's attempts to swear. Case in point, one last bonus image, this time with a motivational line from my slapdash Theraprism OC, EV-01:

Yes, its name is just 'love' backwards. No, I will not be taking any feedback on this. Yes, EV-01 was only ever assigned to Bill's case due to the Theraprism being desperate to make some progress in rehabilitating him. No, it did not work anywhere close to staff's expectations - Bill didn't even appreciate EV-01's matching fondness for bowties! (He claimed the fondness to be "cultural appropriation" and insisted he'd been traumatized by it.)

Anyway, if you like my stuff, reblogs are very much appreciated, and if you really really like it, perhaps consider my commissions or yeeting a teeny tiny tip my way? I am trying to recoup over 500 dollars in vet bills, ahaha... 🙃

In other news, I loved all the fun tags people added to the prior naked-karaoke comic (such as 'the hat and bow-tie stay ON during sex' and the classic '[insert keysmash here]', as well as the many amused/bewildered remarks about how I either made the bricks a piece of clothing or just straight up peeled Bill's skin off). However, I think my favorite thing by far was the several people losing their shit over the fact that I gave Bill toes. Like, excuse me? The magical talking triangle can have fingers but not toes??? Since when was that a rule????? 🤣 (Also the one person who reblogged with the cropped panel where Bill's fishnets pants are falling off to ask why Bill peed himself. Dude, I want to examine your brain...?)

Okie-dokie, I'm sick of looking at all of this stuff now and I'm off to go to work, after which I will either scribble some more goofy "Billford" comics or perhaps draw my lame human!Bill in Situations, idk yet. Maybe I'll even finally draw more than just a single other person's human!Bill...? Who knows, but I sure hope I can mix it up a little and not turn whatever I draw into a month-long fukken project. >:\

[mebis-art-dump]

RW art month day 8: The Rot