#also a fair bit of:

[ravenlilyrose]

I have the most random headcanon about Young Just Us. (Like, so random)

It starts with the pretty common "they all steal each other's clothes" thing, but then it starts to get a little out of control.

So, they have this space mission where they save a planet of magic people (or a planet with a group of magic people a la the Jedi, maybe?) and get a reward.

"So, you want us to pick something magical? And you'll give it to us?"

Turns out it has to be something "mundane." Or, it can't be, like, world-saving. Nothing that would help in battle or make you rich or anything. Just... something mundane. Your ice cream never melts past the point you want it to. Your socks never lose their mates. That kind of thing.

So YJ put their heads together. And they (after many, many disagreements) come up with something.

"Can you connect our closets? Like, any place any of us think of as our closet we can step through our closets into a group closet?"

And there are caveats (you can only exit the way you entered. Only clothes/accessories/etc. (things you'd normally put in a closet and/or things you wear) can pass through different doors than they entered. there are other things, but the gist of it is that it has little to no tactical value) but they get their shared closet space.

"Oh! And we have a teammate who couldn't be here today. Can she be included in this?"

"Absolutely. Just make sure you're thinking of her when we do the magic."

(Because Cissie can stop being a hero, but she can never stop being one of them.)

Anyway, this is the basic incident, but I keep thinking of more things to add to the scenario.

Like, they come up with a system to say which things are off limits for borrowing. (Things they need for an upcoming event. Things they stole from other people and don't want re-stolen (I'm thinking specifically of Tim stealing Dick's hoodies.)) Probably some kind of system with colored dots or labeled clothespins.

Anyway, you get Tim walking around in Cassie's costume pants (the ones with the stars) and Cissie's Team USA warm-up jacket. And Cassie's wearing a Gotham Knights jersey, one of Cissie's school skirts, and Anita's earrings. Meanwhile, Bart is swimming in one of Anita's tops and a pair of those too-big jeans Tim wears and Kon's leather jacket. Greta sometimes goes and just digs for the softest, most oversized things and comes out looking even more mismatched than the rest of them. (Not that they always look mismatched. Sometimes they put together outfits that you'd never think of but actually kinda work.)

(At some point one of them needs to get stopped by a friend/family member who's like "does anything you're wearing belong to you?" And the YJ member being questioned just looks down and goes "uhhhh....")

I'm pretty sure that if some random person opened one of their closets it would look normal. But if they were showing someone, I think that would work. Plus, I like the idea of Cissie making it so Traya can grab stuff from her closet when she wants. Like, those are her kinda-sorta-older-siblings. Let her steal their clothes sometimes.

Now I'm thinking that they could probably build a kind of nest in the shared space where they can hide from the universe when it gets too much. (Getting dangerously close to tactical use here. Maybe there's a limit on how many people at once/how long you can be in there?)

Also! They'd never have to pack for a sleepover again!

[egophiliac]

missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

A phone call between brothers (takes place AFTER this incident and Fiddleford's phone call)

Sorry if this is OOC!

[analog-television]

the forecast calls for - an 100% chance of deltarune tomorrow !!!

higher res pic of the duo under cut

[wisteriasymphony]

wait are you and silu actually dating. I always thought that was a bit lol 😭 happy for y’all if that’s the case!

Yes. As of last Thursday.

*miscount i meant to put 5

[zivazivc]

i have the usual brainrot so here's a bunch of drawings of the brozone bros standing in the void

something something their paint brush hair is just a stage look, they are actually their parents' children

[laur-the-cat-prince]

puppet tango 👯🎶

[tvuniverse]

the eddie kissing buck first propaganda needs to be stopped at all cost ✋I know i know, i'm probably going to be taken out back and shot several times BUT hear me out:

buck needs to get off that squeaky spinning wheel and for that he needs to be the one initiating Something -either love confession or kiss or both i'm not picky- because as my good friend Bobby (#rip) said he's always been the one going with the flow and not knowing how he even got into a relationship in the first place so him breaking that pattern is essential to his own personal growth. he hasn't initiated a first kiss on screen a single time. he's always been either caught by surprise (taylor and tommy), or been asked out on a date without necessarily expecting it (ali and natalia), and even his first date with abby mostly happened because of external pressure (hen and athena cornering them), and she ended up being the one to kiss him first later on.

and for eddie it's the opposite, he's always been the one initating pretty much everything with his love interests: calling shannon in the first place and then kissing her first, asking ana and marisol out on a date. He's always had to make that choice for himself, and buck pretty much jumped any time someone showed interest in him and only started considering his own feelings when things started to get rocky in his relationships. So them actually switching that because buck is that sure of his feelings for the first time, oh that would be so juicy, so good, so delicious.

anyway this is not me starting discourse ❌ because i hate that but just me officially campaigning (at the very last minute) for buck initiating the love confession and/or their first kiss. thank you for your consideration 🙏

[burningcheese-merchant]

ANSWER THIS AND YOU GET A FUNNY BURNING CHEESE COMIC

Hear me out

The ancients giving themselves up to the beasts as sacrifices if they agreed to leave earthbread alone and never wreck terror or show their faces again

I'd say everyone besides Flour would go:

Say less Babygirl*hops into a pumpkin carriage and rides off into the sunset*

Maybe Salt would need a lot of convincing because... Holy shit it could be this easy, Milk you seeing this, quick Spice snap a photo this is a moment in history

Flour is just in massive denial but would find a way to agree to mke it seem like it isn't about love or anything

Unknown3doors, don't tempt me like that 👀 don't tempt me like that, unknown3doors 👀 you're playing with fire, unknown3doors 👀🔥

Pure Vanilla surrendering to Shadow Milk would be the happiest day of Shadow's life. He makes Vanilla repeat himself multiple times, makes him announce it through a megaphone, they do a radio broadcast, Shadow makes a TV special out of it, Shadow writes poems and essays gloating and taunting... And then he eventually agrees to Vanilla's terms (although, he DOES try to haggle for permission to continue annoying people). Pure Vanilla is HIS!!! HE'S FINALLY HIS!!! FOREVER AND EVER!!!!!!! (And the Soul Jam, technically. But WHATEVER!!! HIS SILLY VANILLY!!!). Now Vanilla must endure having to spend EVERY SINGLE MINUTE of his life within 10 feet of Shadow AT ALL TIMES, or else the deal is off and Shadow will commit genocide in retaliation. Why the long face, though? You agreed to this! You knew this would happen! Maybe if Vanilla behaves well enough, like a good little doll, Shadow will allow himself to be HIS doll for a time. Tit for tat. It's only fair. They can be each other's playmate for eternity now...

Eternal Sugar would be 100% awake for the first time in forever if Hollyberry offered herself to her - in exchange for anything at all, it never had to have been for keeping innocents safe. Typical of Holly, in her estimate; she's not necessarily surprised by this. Maybe she'll feign a bit of surprise just because, maybe she'll tease Holly about it... But all in all, she's quite pleased. Now she can keep those pesky subjects of Holly's away from her much easier (as well as her friends... Including that ridiculous dragon...). Holly will learn to see things her way eventually. Appreciate the little things. Like a nice, long nap in a warm bed, in the arms of a loved one... Pleasant, sugary sweet dreams that are too comforting to wake up from... No one ever bothering them about anything ever again. Free from their responsibilities, free from the burden of the shield and the crown. Just the two of them in their own little world, pursuing their own happiness. Won't that be nice?

Mystic Flour would struggle to even entertain Dark Cacao's presence, never mind his... proposal (oh gods, not that word). She would refuse, and refuse, and refuse again. But Cacao does not give up, stubborn fool that he is. Curse his Light of Resolution... Eventually, in lieu of plainly refusing, she tries to appeal to reason. What about his kingdom? His people? What would they say, think, do? Will he leave them behind just to keep her pacified? What about his friends? His son? Who will rule in his absence? Unfortunately, Cacao has an answer for every single one of her questions... and, with an even greater undertone of misfortune... she likes them. That part of her that likes HIM also likes this. That he always has an answer for everything she says. That he won't bend the knee to her, no matter what. His self-sacrificing nature, bordering on martyrdom... just like hers once was. In truth, every word out of her mouth is only serving to delay her inevitable acceptance of his offer. A feeble attempt at shooing him away, one final shot at denying her feelings towards him, for having him around her constantly would be too much to bear, and she might... She... She'll break. She knows she will. And she can't have it. She won't stand for it.

... Dark Cacao, stubborn, handsome, selfless fool that he is. He has undone everything she ever worked for. Her apathy meant nothing the moment they locked eyes. It means nothing now, as they go back and forth about this foolish deal of his. And it won't mean anything when she eventually says yes.

(But she'll try to pretend otherwise, for as long as she can. Neither of them could handle the truth...)

Golden Cheese: Burning Spice, if you leave everyone else alone, I'll give myself to-

Burning Spice: DEAL!!!!!!!!! *pounces on her before she can actually finish or explain herself any further... What he does next, I'll let you imagine/decide 😉*

Silent Salt... wouldn't even believe it at first. He'd be astounded. Dumbfounded, really, that White Lily would say such a thing... Is this really her? Is someone forcing her to do this? What is the catch? Enough reassurance from her would convince him that she's being real and sincere and every other word that can be used to describe her deal, and... he accepts it. No other ifs, ands or buts. His White Lily... now, she really IS his White Lily. Forever and ever... He doesn't mind having to keep away from society; that's hardly a punishment. It costs him nothing. And if his White Lily is there with him, he won't even notice the difference...

[ivyithink]

when your self-worth is tied intrinsically to your usefulness and your brain stops working :(

[its-kinda-snowy]

Young hearts beat fast Driving down the road Rubber, plastic, metal, glass Why did you have to go?

[dunmeshistash]

I bet the topic of gender and sexuality in this universe is super interesting. Extra-canon stuff points out that the long-lived races have an effect on what’s seen as attractive by short-lived races. The beauty standards of humans leans towards feminine androgyny, because elf gender presentation is very ambiguous. While on the other hand, half-foots on average see dwarves as the beauty standard. Oh, the in-universe discourse surrounding this would be so compelling!

Here's the extra about beauty standards!

Speaking of which, while going back through ryoko kui's blog I realized there's a last bit I haven't seen translated? I attempted to translate it with my poor jp, the help of google and by going by how this first part was translated. But there's these kanji I cant understand at all! Ryoko Kui's handwriting is my worst enemy

Here's what I got so far

So besides Elf beauty standards tallmen also have their own specific tastes! Makes sense considering they're such a wild spread race. If anyone knows what the elf is saying please help

Edit: thanks to iamluminia in the replies! Aparently the elf is saying "邪魔", maybe they think this conversation is a bother?

[aroaceleovaldez]

my hot pjo take is that Jason isn't a second Percy, Jason is a second Annabeth. Jason is just if Annabeth was a guy and also a Big 3 kid.

[tea-cat-arts]

Shen Yuan getting transported into pidw isn't "the system punishing him for being a lazy internet hater," but instead representative of "step 1 of the creative process: getting so mad at something you decide to go write your own fucking book" in this essay I will

[dark-elf-writes]

Still thinking about the deaged SQQ au because the idea of setting SY loose in Cang Qiong is so funny to me like a modern spoiled rich child is funny on his own but that added to Shen Yuan’s canon sass levels and general lack of self preservation made even worse by being like five is so much funnier.

Like he bit Yue Qingyuan. He is trying to pet things that will bite him. He has asked for a snack every ten minutes and cries if anyone other than Binghe makes it. He is highly offended that Wei Qingwei confiscated Xiu Ya because that is his sword, Liu-gege told him so. He argued with the Beast Peak Lord for two full incense sticks that the small electric rodent they caught was actually called a Pikachu. He hissed at Mu Qingfang because he had had enough doctors poking at him thank you. He has bitter, unending beef with Qi Qingqi for reasons neither will explain but has resulted in several screaming matches between a grown adult woman and an actual child that the child seems to be winning. He has called Shang Qinghua his best friend countless times, he will not hesitate to give him the slip the second he turns his back leading to multiple incidents of sect wide hide and seek where the only winner is Ning Yingying who somehow always knows how to find him but will only do so if directly asked or it’s getting close to a meal time. He accidentally made Ming Fan cry because he said Ming Fan “seemed like someone Gege would find annoying.”

This child is a handful and a half and not even all of the peak lords and Qing Jing disciples working together are prepared for his levels of chaos.

[hipsternumbertwo]

A new Stepmother has entered the villa... Cinderella’s Castle Digital Ticket and Cast Album drops TOMORROW