#always in pen but pencil is surprisingly nice...

[calamarispiderart]

the rare pencil sketch occurrence

[sugawhaaa]

HYUNJIN ONE-SHOT

⭐️ •[ Bold Colour ]• ⭐️

Warnings//genre:: SMUT, one-night stand, squirting, fingering

Pairing:: ex-idol!dom!hyunjin x sub!fem!reader

A/N:: this is such a long fanfic but...I hate it. I hate it so much 😭 but I spent too many hours on this to not post it...

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You had seen this man in the museum at least three times a week and he often had security guards near him, not deliberately surrounding him to avoid drawing attention, but they were always cautious when he's in the building. You do have to admit that he is a very attractive young man, probably a model or something. All the girls you work with swoon over him and can hardly speak around him...

It was very late at night, only a few minutes before closing, when you saw him come in again. You held back a groan and greeted him. "Welcome, how can I help you," you lean over the desk slightly and the man smiles before handing you a card.

He had a V.I.P. pass for the museum aka he can waltz in any time of the day, take a stroll, and leave. That wasn't the only perk of the card but that's what he seemed to use it for. You take the card, enter it in the system and hand it back.

"Thank you," he smiles fondly before making his way. You notice he has a bag on his back and you quickly call out.

"Sir, can I check your bag?" You call out and he freezes.

"Almost forgot!" He smiles before handing you the bag. You only did a brief search because you didn't have any reason to believe he was up to trouble. He's been here over a thousand times. You noticed he had a sketchbook tucked in there which undoubtedly interested you but you didn't pry, only handing him the bag back.

"Thank you, enjoy your time," you nod and he smiles before carrying on. Since the museum closes in a few minutes you decided to do some cleaning around the museum, sweeping, and mandatory upkeep. It was five minutes after closing time and you noticed the man staring at a statue and scribbling down some notes or something in his sketchbook, his pencil between his teeth as he used pen. How strange.

You then went up to him, politely asking him to leave and he nodded.

"Yes, I'll be leaving," he closes his book, tucks the pencil behind his ear, and begins to walk away. You sigh in relief before heading back to the front desk. As you do some more closing you notice the same man in the corner of your eye. It was like 15 minutes past closing! You groan and hurry over to the area you saw him in but he turns the corner sharply, bumping right into you.

His body was sturdy and surprisingly strong and knocked you right over. He quickly reached to catch you, tossing his sketchbook down to grab your wrist. "Sorry about that," he apologizes quickly as he assists you up but your attention is more drawn by the photos on the floor. Some were roses and very artistic charcoal drawings but a few were more...erotic.

"My bad," you say as you help him pick up the drawings but also get a closer look at the sketches. Most were women that seemed to be in a lot of pleasure...it stirred something inside you but you brush it aside.

"No, no, it's my fault," he kneels down to pick up the drawings. "Sorry you have to see all this," he blushes with an innocent smile. "Do you draw?" He asks as he scoops up the drawings.

"Uhm I drabble here and there," you hand him back the drawings as the two of you stand. Hyunjin steps back and looks you up and down. You blush, feeling a little embarrassed by his gaze.

"Modeling?" He tilts his head and you shake yours.

"Nope, just desk worker," you laugh softly and the man laughs.

"Surprising. I'm shocked no one has offered you a job before..." he thinks for a moment. "This may be a little bold of me but," he tucks his hand into the pocket of his dress pants and hands you a business card. "Perhaps you'd be interested in being a muse for me. Just an offer," he shrugs before quickly making a leave.

Hwang hyunjin.

That's his name. How nice, rolls off the tongue nicely. Over the next few days, you consider his offer, but he was right, it was a very bold move on his part.

What he wanted was a nude muse or at least little clothing so you really wanted to be careful but...what's the worst that could happen right?

"Hey, it's the girl from the museum you bumped into last week and you gave me your card," you say into the phone and you heard Hyunjin shifting on the other line.

"Oh, hey," you can hear the smile in his voice. "I'm guessing you've...considered my offer?" His voice is laced with some mysterious intent that you can't read through speech alone.

"Yes. I'll model for you," you smile and Hyunjin cheers softly.

"Great! Are you thinking about going nude or just a little exposed?" He asks purely for data. He doesn't mean to pressure you at all.

"I'm not sure yet,"

"That's perfectly fine, whatever makes you most comfortable darling," he chimes and you blush at the way he calls you darling...the two of you then work out the details of your meeting and before you know it you're at his house, totally gagged. His house was huge and a little modern but still classic and it looked fresh. Must've been built at least 5 years ago. You ring the doorbell and Hyunjin quickly opens the door.

He's wearing a tight-fitted dress shirt, slightly unbuttoned, with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows and tight dress pants that flare out at the end. His hair is tied back in a ponytail with a pencil tucked behind his ear. "Ah, there she is," he smiles and invites you inside.

He does all the basic things like show you around just a bit and offer you some water and some snacks before getting started. "Okay, so have you decided what you'll be wearing?" He asks softly and you think for a moment.

"Will you...judge me?" You ask abruptly and Hyunjin laughs.

"Judge what? I'm doing this for art, to learn about the female body, I don't mind anything. Body hair, stretch marks, scars, etc let it shine," he smiles sincerely at you and you consider his words.

"Alright then...I won't wear anything," you nod and Hyunjin fights to hide his smile at your words.

"Sounds good," he nods and pretends not to watch you undress by adjusting his canvas and preparing materials. He bites his lip as he watches you unclip your bra and slide it off your shoulders, setting it on the designated stool. His eyes follow carefully as you hook your fingers around your panties and slowly pull them down.

You can't deny that you see the lust in his eyes but he hides it well. "Okay, can you raise your left arm and now tuck your hand behind your head," he instructs you how to pose before smiling. "Perfect," he nods and you stay posing for a while as Hyunjin quickly sketches out the basis of your body. "You have a stunning body," he smiles as he looks between you and his canvas. He licks his lips discreetly, more of a focused wipe than sensual, but it strikes something in you.

"You think?"

"I know," he replies quickly and you blush. "You cold?" He looks up worriedly and you shake your head.

"Nah, it's comfortable in here," you keep your pose and Hyunjin nods.

"Good, you're doing good," he quickly finishes up the sketch before pulling out his watercolor and painting his masterpiece carefully. His consistent praise makes your heart race, and your face flush but you try to hide it.

Before you knew it the painting was finished and he was proud to show you. He flipped the canvas around and you smile.

"Wow it looks incredible! Art is your gift hyunjin," you smile and he blushes.

"Thank you but I only recreate what I see," he glances your body up and down quickly before offering you a robe. "And here's your payment," he reaches into his pocket and starts counting out bills before handing them to you. 70 bucks...not bad.

"Wow that's a lot more than I thought," you blush and Hyunjin shrugs.

"Tip," he smirks before wrapping up his materials but you didn't want to leave just yet...

"Can I see some of your other live paintings?" You sway on your feet and Hyunjin smiles, excited that someone wants to see his work. He pats the bench he's sitting on, inviting you. He pulls out a stack of canvases and papers in a protective sleeve.

There were lots more paintings of women in pleasure but it somewhat confused you. If it was a live painting did the women make that expression the whole time? "How'd you make these ones?" You point to three paintings of the same woman, as the paintings of her go on they get more erotic. It looked almost like snippets from a night of pleasure.

"Well, this was uhm...a girl I knew. We had a weird relationship," he blushes softly. "She liked when I filmed her during our nights together and so I asked her if I could paint some screenshots from the videos," he invitingly shows you the drawings and the story somehow makes the drawings more lewd. You then stumble upon a photo of that girl giving a blow job.

Your heart skips a beat as you take in the sight, your mouth watering and Hyunjin panics, flustered that you found that photo. He quickly takes the stack from your hands. "I uh...that one is not supposed to be in there,"

"Would you...make a painting of me like this?" You tilt your head to him and he quickly turns to meet your eyes. He crosses his arms and arches a brow

"What are you getting at here darling?"

"You know what I'm implying," you smirk and he chuckles lowly.

"Your friends would kill you. They all fawn over me no?" He chuckles and you shrug.

"Beats me," you lean closer and Hyunjin sighs.

"How am I supposed to resist such a hot girl," he sighs and unties his hair. "You sure about this?" He looks up at you and you nod. Before you knew it his lips were melting against yours, your tongues dancing for dominance as his hands roamed over your nude body. You hesitantly raised your hands to his chest as well. He pulls back from the kiss to breathe. "You're so fucking beautiful," he admits before leaning down to kiss your neck.

You toss your head back, allowing him more room as he eagerly nibbles at your neck. He brings his hands down to your ass, gently lifting you onto his lap, his boner painfully present against your crotch. He tears off your robe and sucks a nipple into his mouth.

He wasn't just moving fast, he was moving urgently. He craved you. He was desperate for you. He needed you.

"Ah, Hyunjin," you put your hands to his head as he sucks on your tits, making you moan and shiver in pleasure. You grab his long hair between your fingers and he moans softly as his tongue flicks against your nipple.

"Grind on me baby," he encourages as he supports your back with his hands. Per his instruction, you begin to grind back and forth on his bulge. Broken moans fill the room as his cock twitches against your clit but is unable to enter. He pulls back from your chest but continues to rub the hardened nub with his thumb. "Can I eat you out?" He looks up at you, his breathing heavy either from lack of oxygen or raw desire.

"Yeah," you pant out and he scoops you up into his arms effortlessly. He was very strong for a painter. He kisses you as he takes you into his bedroom before setting you on his bed.

He steps back, standing at the foot of the bed, and begins to unbutton his shirt, putting on a lovely show for you. The way his fingers skillfully slip each button through the little slit, his fingers long and sculpted his torso nice and tapered. He flings his shirt off his shoulders before tossing it somewhere in the room. He crawls up on the bed before grabbing your thighs.

"You're so wet," he breathes out, his breath hitting your folds in a sharp tingle. He runs his middle finger up your folds tenderly making you gasp. "So beautiful," he admires every aspect of your body as his fingers tease around your hole. He then puts his lips around your clit making you jump.

You grab a fistful of his hair as he slowly eats you out, licking up every ounce of arousal your body produces. He brings his finger down to wriggle into your pussy. "Good girl," he grins as he rests his head against your inner thigh, flicking his tongue out to attack your clit. His hair tickled your thigh and his body weight against your thigh added to the sensations. "You're doing so good for me darling," he kisses your clit as you feel his finger begin to thrust deeper and faster. "Have you ever squirted before?" He asks abruptly and you blush.

"N-No...I haven't," you admit shyly, already assuming his bold intent.

"How interesting," Hyunjin squeezes another finger inside you and you squirm slightly from the intrusion. He curls his fingers right against that sweet spot that has your gut tied in knots. You moan softly, growing louder and louder by the minute, and Hyunjin smirks. "That's it, feel the pleasure darling," his encouragement was much appreciated and in a way helped you draw closer to your impending release.

Before you knew it a rush of heat coursed through your body and it honestly startles you. The pleasure was overwhelmingly intense, so warm and tingly.

"H-Hyunjin," you warn him, your breathing heavy.

"Don't worry, let it out," he sucks on your clit and you let out a cry as you feel fluid gushing from your cunt. It spurts out onto Hyunjins face and chest and it takes you a moment to realize what had happened.

"I-Im so sorry I-" you got to sit up but Hyunjin quickly rests you back down.

"Relax darling," he pets your thigh softly. "After such an intense high you should relax," he smiles warmly and you pause before nodding, laying back again. "How did it feel to squirt for the first time?" He asks as he dries himself off with a nearby towel, conveniently placed by his bedside.

"I-oh yeah...um it was..." you think of how to describe it for a moment.

"Overwhelming?" He tilts his head and you laugh softly.

"Yeah, definitely that but also...beautiful," you smile blissfully, basking in the afterglow.

"That's good, I'm glad darling," he kisses your forehead. "Are you feeling tired or do you want to continue? Either way I'm as happy as a clam," he smiles sincerely...

Please reply or drop a comment in my inbox if you'd like part 2 🙏

[anonmousegosqueak]

From my poly 141 meet the McTavish ask (yeas, again) I propose:

How it works with the job:

So on an operation they can't exactly kiss and tell each other "I love you", and the same thing goes on base since it's fraternization… so they have code words and other stuff!

Since Ghost rarely hydrates because of the mask he has to collect water bottle caps as a "I'm not trying to die of dehydration and I still love you" and gets a kiss from each one of them every night for every cap from a water bottle.

Soap kinda is between gifting grenade pins and just leaning on them. Since he is alredy touch as a person it doesn't look out of place, but leaning in his context is more of a "I know you are solid, I hope you can help me be solid too" rather than just leaning on each of them.

Gaz is a weird one. He has something different for each one of them. He gifts Ghost bullets, sometimes white markers to re-whiten the skeleton fingers on his gloves, and sometimes keeps him steady by grabbing his tac-vest strap and saying close. For Soap it's gifting things like good colouring pencils, brushed, inking pens and other stuff. For price it's about filing the paperwork in record time. Surprisingly it works every time and he get a kiss every time.

Price has to be careful when he gives affection, he is tje captain, he is seen as an estimated figure and the superiors have sharp eyes. Yet if you know where to look you'll notice the hand on Gaz's beack going a little towards his hip, with his leutenant how he brings him food so he doesn't have to show his face in the cantine, for Soap how he lets the rules a little more loose, for Roach how he is always inclined to bending down when he talks to him, almost asking for a kiss. With Nik nobody notices anything, they are usually making out in his room though.

Nik is often overlooked by the superiors, so how he displays affection is a little more obvious. Letting Ghost observe him while he repairs a heli and then hiding inside for a quick kiss, listening to Soap make the weirdest physics calculus he ever heard to explain to him how he could change direction in half a second, helping Gaz program frones and every once in a while steal a kiss, make out on the regular with Price, sharing cool insect facts with Roach and sharing a few cute moments.

Roach is the one that does it the weirdest. He is always near Ghost. You see Ghost alone? No he isn't, Roach is at maximum 50 meters away. Soap is drawing? Roach is hiding behind me drawing a few doodles on the edges of the paper. Gaz is writing a report or doing informatics? He is near him messing around, asking questions (with double meanings obviously) messing with his hair and other stuff. Eating in the chow with Price? They are locking feet under the table. Watching Nik prepare the flight plan? Hugging him from behind.

Add your own toughs Cap!

P.S. im aware that I overdo my asks, but i need to let it out sometimes :)

WHAT DO I ADD?? THIS IS AMAZING?! ART-!

Um- okay. Uh.-

THIS IS WHY I CANT BE PRICE, I'M STRUGGLING UNDER THE PRESSURE.

Okay, I'll add birthday gifts. Sure.

Price-

Price doesn't really like to celebrate his birthday. To him, it's more just a reminder of his own mortality, not exactly something to celebrate. Still though, his boys like to go all out, it's a plausible way to show their love. Nik likes to give experiences rather than physical items (not like that- get your mind out of the gutter). A helicopter ride to a nice secluded beach is probably the most likely. Both Gaz and Soap like giving joke items. I think the "BLOWJOB QUEEN" ashtray is one of their favorites but they try to improve every year. Ghost likes giving him things he'll know Price will use. Refill of cigars, some nice alcohol, ect. Roach likes to give quality time. Even if it's quiet, he just wants to be around his captain. Bruv spends Price's birthday glued to his side. Or thigh. Or back. Or-

Nik-

No one knows Nik's birthday :( they do like to help him with stuff tho! Extra hands to help with bird maintenance. That, or maybe the gift of trying a new thing in bed ;)

Ghost-

Another birthday hater. Honestly, the best gift for him? Ignoring the date. He'll be much happier just going about it like a normal day, maybe with a few extra cuddles behind closed doors. Pls give him gifts all year long, not just on his birthday.

Gaz-

Price gives him less paperwork, Ghost takes over recruit training, Nik lets him crash in the garage, ect. Those three show their birthday affection by making his life easier. Soap and Roach though? They're dragging him out for drinks, almost definitely ending in a threesome. They're also all Sargent's together so the fraternization is a bit less of a threat.

Soap-

He. Gets. SO. MANY. Art. Supplies. Everyone gives him stuff for art. Brushes, sketchbooks, pens, fancy pencils, they all give him art supplies. (And a few gag gifts)

Roach-

Roach gets experiences. I think I mentioned this in a different post (I cannot think of which one) but for his birthday, Ghost took him to a closet. It's basically just a day for everyone to give into bug-boys weird demands. Also snacks. So many snacks. I would normally say more skincare products to help with his burns, but they literally give him that kinda stuff all year. So yeah, really it's a day of chaotic Roach demands being met.

[buckysgrace]

Billy Hargrove Headcanons <3

Requested <3 I hope you enjoy my ramblings!!

Was such a cute baby with lil blonde curls, rosy cheeks and a soft nose that strangers always thought he was a little girl lol

Used to love when his mama would play with his hair. He hated naps as a child, but always passed out once she'd trace her fingertips across his soft cheeks and squishy nose

His mom loved holidays. Especially Halloween and Christmas. He spent many Halloweens dressed as a lion lol

She also took him to get ice cream on his birthdays <3 His favorite was chocolate.

Was really close to his grandma up until she passed away. Used to spend long afternoons and even stay for weekends when he was little, and Neil was working.

Loooooves sports. Has played a vast majority of them (baseball is his favorite). He played a different one each season while in school to get him away from the house

Worked all throughout high school. Had a ton of odd jobs

Also loved summer camp.

Enjoys deep sea fishing. Neil did a lot of trips with him as a sort of “apology” (he caught a bluefin tuna when he was 13 hehe)

He’s very very dry, has a sarcastic sense of humor <3

When he’s high he gets very relaxed and chill, very laid back. Will occasionally get giggly

Very good with his hands. He likes to tinker with things. Worked on his car a lot, likes to build things too (had a very impressive bird house that he built in woodshop)

He loves vegetables. Specifically tomatoes and bell peppers. Bites right into them, a nice lil snack

He's up at 3 in the morning?? He is devouring a jar of pepperoncini. maybe some shredded cheese

Not crazy about sweets, but if he has to pick something it would be some sort of fruit pie?? will also pound away at a pineapple upside down cake

makes a meaaaaan spicy Italian sandwich

Also crazy about protein. He's gotta bulk up ya know. Hates eggs though. They smell terrible and the texture is awful

Really good at math, loves working with numbers. He will chew on his pencil/pen while he's working out a problem (and if he accidentally eats the eraser?? that's his own business smh)

Got a lot of college offers because of his grades and talents in sports but didn't take any of them up. College just never seemed like his thing

Will hike his swimming trunks up to get a nice even tan on his upper thighs. The cutest little tan lines imaginable.

Reads while he sits on the toilet. Also smokes (and will purposely linger in the bathroom if Max knocks on the door smh)

Horror and mystery are his favorite genres. His all time favorite book is The Haunted Dancers.

Surprisingly good with kids. They just love him, sweet Mr. Billy hehe. Babies love at him. They will stare at him and enjoy snuggling into his arms :) And chewing on his arms lmao (or tugging on his hair smh)

Haaates the winter months. He does not like the cold at all and hates bundling up in thick layers even more (he's a man damn it he doesn't need any gloves smh)

Icy roads absolutely terrified him in Hawkins. He was not used to driving on them at all. An incredible snow ball former tho (he will hit you in the face with them rip)

The first time he heard the tornado siren go off he was alone with Max and had no idea what to do (she was outside trying to see it smh)

A little rain is okay but he prefers the sunny sunshine and heat to anything else <3

[scvrgrl]

strawhat crew modern!au headcanons

a/n: as someone who recently graduated from high school, there are lots of categories of people/tropes that i can see some of the strawhats falling into if they attended high school in modern times! soooo here are some completely unserious and random modern!au headcanons that i came up with!

THIS IS ALL SATIRE AND FOR FUN!!

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LUFFY

never wears actual shoes, strictly crocs and slides

he loveeees the pajama pants/hoodie/tank top combo, it’s a staple fit (nami gets on him and wants to wear “real clothes”)

lowkey a cart demon 😭😭😭 but only during his freshman and sophomore year (jr and senior year he locked in thanks to ace’s influence)

being a cart demon made him fail most, if not all, his classes during the first two years (he ended up in credit recovery and graduated by the skin of his teeth)

never has a pencil and will ask you for one before class starts

his pens are chewed up and dry

HE GOT CHICKEN SCRATCH ASS HANDWRITING

loves school lunch and makes his friends use their lunch codes to get seconds and thirds

not afraid to ask a random for their lunch code to get more food

backpack is a tattered, beat up jansport bag that hangs on by two threads (an ace hand-me-down), has no actual school supplies just crumbs and crumpled up worksheets

usopp definitely posted something adjacent to this on his instagram close friends about the state of luffy’s backpack

as a recovering cart demon, luffy got hooked on geek bars (courtesy to sanji) and will ONLY get the sweet flavors

always offers a hit to sanji (he refuses)

**L.A. KID NICHE** he’s on lots of girl’s spams but isn’t interested in any of them (lowkey a red flag for any girls actually interested in him)

ZORO

a relatively good student, put in enough effort to have good grades but never took honors/AP courses

doesn’t ever mention his grades or studying, just shows up and takes the exam (does surprisingly well)

is very reserved and only ever socializes with his friend group

gets SOOOO many girls, but they’re too scared to approach/confess to him

only follows back girls he knows (aka nami, robin, perona, etc), will not go out of his way to follow any girls’ spams

isn’t entirely interested in social media, occasionally will scroll on insta reels (usopp and luffy begged him to get tiktok and he would not cave)

has good penmanship, cannot read to save his life

definitely wears reeboks that he’s had all throughout high school, luffy and usopp tear his ass up for it 😭💔

got his license as soon as he could (16), will drive himself and only himself to school

lots of people beg him for rides and he asks that you give him gas money (will give free rides only if they really need it, mainly for his homegirls)

will hustle you for gas money (nami refuses to pay and will give him gum instead)

SANJI

LOVESSSSS HIS GEEKBAR (but is strictly a cool mint enjoyer, none of that sweet shit cause it gives him a headache and makes him feel like a bitch😭)

everyone’s chauffeur and drives a huge white mom van with the sliding door (the crew fits in nice and snug so it works out)

never charges nami or robin for rides, but will over charge the guys for gas money

style is heavily influenced by tyler the creator, styles polos and dress shirts with baggy jeans/shorts with loafers

smells goodddduhhhhh cause he’s a cologne connoisseur, no matter the occasion

an AP/honors student but will struggle from time to time (receives a C here and there but not afraid to ask his teachers for extra cred opportunities)

has okay penmanship, nothing too extra

had a girlfriend during his sophomore year but they had a bad break up, still not over her years later

follows a lot of girls from school (which appears as a huge red flag) — the girl-to-guy ratio in his following his concerning and nami makes fun of him for it

has lots of situationships but they never last, feels bad so he still talks to them but usually leads them on (can’t get over his ex)

USOPP

is HILARIOUS, which strangely attracts lots of girls (sanji doesn’t understand the hype)

first in the friend group to have a spam, everyone followed suit after (he wanted the followers)

everyone wants to be on his spam/cf for the funny content, but will occasionally post an aesthetic photo dump

wears athletic gear (lots of tracksuits and slides — doesn’t put much effort into his outfits)

will bust out the graphic tee/baggy jeans combo once in a blue moon and it looks fire

your average class clown

his grades are average (C’s and some D’s), was in credit recovery once for a class during his senior year (didn’t bother showing up)

smokes strictly bud, will only hit luffy’s cart if he’s feining

will hit peoples geek bars on occasion, usually at a function when people pass it around to look cool

has chicken scratch handwriting but is more legible than luffy’s

NAMI

she’s in her own little world, luffy and usopp have to explain brainrot to her or else she’ll never understand their references

definitely touches up her makeup in class, her lip combo is NEVER off

treats school like a fashion show, her fits NEVER disappoint and is always receiving compliments

HYGIENE ON 10!!! always smells delicious but will lowkey gatekeep her perfume

always has gum and hand sanitizer (the cute ones from bath and body ofc)

took honors courses and the occasional AP course (only for the GPA boost)

her grades consist of As and Bs (she did get one C but she was able to negotiate with her teachers)

best friends with all her teachers, always spends lunch with them and asks them about their day

has amazing penmanship and lovessss writing in cursive

she don’t play about her snapchat streaks but will only use snap for that — no guys getting snaps but her friends

mainly posts on her insta story and has sooo many highlights (friends, food, fits, herself, you name it)

doesn’t have a spam but is a close friends warrior

doesn’t have a roster but will entertain guys occasionally (doesn’t actually care to have a boyfriend)

many people are surprised that she is a party girl/lovesss her liquor

not huge on tiktok brainrot but is surprisingly well-versed in lolcow lore (ash trevino, tophiachu, daniel larson, etc.)

films tiktok grwm’s and has gained some popularity from it

ROBIN

very involved in school activities (extracurriculars, on the women’s track and field team, etc.)

takes all AP classes but does it cause she genuinely enjoys the rigor and workload

has never touched a drug in her life but she would never judge her friends for it

HAD AN EMO PHASE!! grew out of it but parts of it stayed with her

the tutor of the friend group (mainly usopp and luffy will be the ones to ask for help — complain when she gives them “homework”)

never had huzz and will have the same boyfriend for years at a time (very committed to her relationships)

has social media but is never active on it (you can only reach her through text messages)

phone always on dnd tho so good luck 😭🕊️

LUFFY & USOPP

these two are completely inseparable, always sitting together when there’s no seating chart (always end up being separated anyway)

definitely participated in the “devious licks” trend and had a competition on who could steal the most obscure items (luffy stole a bathroom sink and got suspended)

they’re the type of kids who never cared to learn the last names of their teachers so they strictly call them “miss” or “mister”

ended up on peoples close friends for doing random, stupid shit

they’re the type to pick on the kids who can’t read (zoro) for popcorn reading OR will pick on each other cause they know they can’t read either

INSTAGRAM REEL AND TIKTOK DEMONS (not afraid to show you the brainrot that consumes their feed, expects you to be on their level of humor)

participated in axe bombing the locker rooms after PE

everyone wants to be their friend, which is why they have lots of followers on their socials

luffy is more likely to get down for you/protect you at a function, but he’s gotta be there when something goes down or he’ll miss it completely

usopp, on the other hand, will not 😭😭😭 but he will console you

SANJI & ZORO

will pick on each other and get into heated arguments in the group chat (makes it a little awkward at first but will eventually make up by asking each other to hop on a video game)

the fighting in the group chat scares luffy so he sends this photo

had a bit of an academic rivalry after sanji found out that zoro is actually an exceptional student

sanji will reluctantly give zoro rides to the functions — makes him cover nami and robin's share of the gas money

not the best of friends but will get along for the sake of everyone else

will share a good moment or two once in a while, usually when they’re out and having fun with the whole group

the two of them would DEFINITELY have your back at a function — making sure you’re safe, watching your back, will get down for you if needed no matter what

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hope you guys enjoyed! lmk what you wanna see next ;)

[eybefioro]

Yesterday @isiaiowin and I shared our contribution for GOetry pillow fight week 4 (you can read it here !). Together with the poem, both of us also painted something, and this is mine :D

[Timelapse and rambling under the cut, as usual]

AAAAAAAAAA I HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING WITH MOON. She's incredible at this, and jumping ideas with her was sooooo good! And then the back and forth of sharing the poems was so nice 😭 I wrote Michael’s POV in this one... she was supposed to be more snarky and bossy at first but then I got too sappy 😂 I'm not mad about it though, all the love talk in the poem fits very well with the pillow fight, and honestly, I was in need to writing something very soft. This ship is also soooo good. I love Angelfish (or Institutional problem, as I like to call it 😂) so much. I should write more about them in the future. Maybe a human/office AU...

Anywaaaays. This is a different style than all my other drawings. I always tried to go for clean and smooth lines, and never messy/sketchy ones. The thing is, as I worked on the sketch I really start to like how it was looking, and when I tried to make the linear using it only as a base (as I usually do) it lost all charm. The line art wasn't looking good this time. So I just... abandoned it and embrace chaos lol

I cleaned up a bit the sketch,and defined better the shapes with a thicker pen, adding more details with finer lines here and there. I reeeeally love the result; I mean, I know it can be better, and that I can take this further, but for a first try with this kind of style I think it looks surprisingly nice.

I like how it gives a bit of a pencil drawing quality to it, something that I'd probably doodle in the back of my notebook, but it was lacking texture. The pen I was using for the lines didn't have any, just a clean straight one I use for sketches and the final line art, so I tried to compensate in the colouring.

I discovered some really good pens for texture that are native from ibis paint, and I used them here. I think it worked well enough. I didn't want to paint everything in solid colours, but rather give the idea of colour like I'd do with colour pencils. So I just filled in near the borders, making it soft and not completely opaque, showing the white of the "paper" behind.

Speaking of colours... aaaaaagh the combination of Dagons blue/green skin with her guger hair is soooo nice. I never stopped to appreciated it before and I was so wrong for it. I love her outfit, and the makeup they used for her in the show, and her scales... and the same goes for Michael. Her hair in the show is just perfection, and the subtle gold in her makeup drives me crazy, so I tried to put it in the spotlight for a but here. In my head Michael’s skin is golden and no one will convince me otherwise now <3

I'm thinking of playing with this style of drawing more now. It made me very happy to not aim for a perfect line art, and the soft colour are so pleasing to me.

Go read our poem!! I loved writing it, and I hope you will enjoy it too. I do feel like this art fits with the feeling of the poem, and so does Moon's art. It's incredible the way she paints skin!! I am still looking at those ears aaaaaaaaaaa

[cricky-butspicy]

Any fun facts you can tell us about Lacey? I love her

AAAH! Lacey facts time!! How exciting she gets an ask!! She would be so happy!

Lacey Shire is 5'5", thin with little curves, and is a cowardly mess. She loves the thought of justice and can give big talk sometimes, but she really can only give a bark before she cowers and hides. There is no true bite to this woman. She picked a science major for a reason. She'd rather be studying and watching birds out in their natural habitats than trying to help solve and wrap up a murder mystery that she already solved (thus her position in the fic!)

She has her medium-long length, brown hair often in a messy, haphazardly put together bun with a pencil in it (She learned her lesson with pens. No pens as hair sticks) with a light-medium neutral olive skin tone. She has a more warm-toned lighter brown eye color and a single mole next to her her under eye area on the right side.

Lacey is specifically a Zoology Major with no minor and came to this college because of studying of a specific species of bird in the area that isn't found in very many other places and is showing signs of becoming endangered. She wants to help nature and the animals in it by becoming a Wildlife Biologist for a conservation organization. She takes lots of samples though of the habitats she find the bird in for her own research outside of classes if her classes aren't specifically researching and doing work with them during that period of seeing them. She definitely won't be in it for the money, but she's in it for the animals and seeing them prosper.

Lacey is a girls girl, and doesn't really vibe with men well, and really, she could care less about sports, but she does have a bit of a crush on one of the football/baseball players that picked her up from that party she was waiting for reader to pick her up at during chapters 4/5, but it may mostly be because he was nice to her when she was drunk and she felt like he was really caring when all he was truly doing is doing her a do solid and making sure she got home ok after a murder happened when she was drunk as hell. She talks about him sometimes with the reader when they go to lunch together and always brings up his strong arms. She felt his forearms once and bet that he could beat anyone in a one on one fight to you. You doubted it a little from what you remembered of the guy, but he didn't seem like a bad guy. He seemed oddly charming but maybe a little awkward with her when you saw the two talk, like he didn't know what to do with the flirty hints she was dropping on him.

Lacey wants you to go to a game with her so it doesn't seem suspicious. You said maybe.

Lacey, surprisingly, is a partier! She loves to have a good time and get wicked blasted when doing it. She's not too bad at holding her alcohol all things considered, and really, she only does this at parties. Outside of that, she doesn't touch alcohol. It's just a party thing for her.

I hope those facts give you some more clues on her! Love Lacey Shire!

[onetrackbeanbrain]

Scary? My God You’re Divine (Pt. 1)

(But also scary, yes)

TW: mentioned kidnapping, mentioned Dennis (his uh, desires or whatever)

Gender-neutral

Patricia x artist!reader

Reader is imagined to be 20-27: taking the place of Casey, was kidnapped in the same car as Marcia and Claire

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“I understand this must all seem so unsatisfactory for you, but we are doing the best we can.” Patricia explained, leading you to the kitchen.

“…and I- appreciate the effort.” You stumbled out, following her. Her wrist was around your own, and it was all you could focus on besides the lingering fear of being kidnapped.

There had to be something wrong with you, deep down.

“Hm, well, it is nice to see that at least one of you is grateful, despite the obvious circumstances.” She hummed, glancing back at you and Marcia.

Your shoulders tensed a bit, as you blushed lightly. Maybe whatever was wrong was closer to the surface than you initially thought. You were an artist at your core, and Patricia- she would be a perfect muse. She was stunning, in a dark way.

You felt Marcia trembling behind you.

The three of you made it to the kitchen, where Patricia began to make an additional meal. Playing music through the radio, she began telling facts about animals- the great felines, tigers, lions, carcass feeding. Marcia and you both felt a chill down your spine at the last one, albeit for different reasons.

SLAM!

“It’s crooked.” Patricia sighed, “I- forgive me, I’ll have to make a new one.” Her back turned to you both, her shawl highlighting her subtle muscle movements along her back. It reminded you of the tigers she was waxing poetic about earlier.

Then, you saw Marcia gesture to the door, and back at you. Another escape attempt? After what happened with Claire? You think you’ll pass…the strength Dennis had shown, with his inclinations, you’d rather not be on their bad side. Though, Marcia didn’t seem to get that message.

Standing up, Marcia grabbed the chair and turned towards Patricia. It was a useless attempt, and if she was going to try it alone anyways…if you both were splitting ways-

“Patricia!”

She whirled around, knife in hand and eyes widened slightly, just as Marcia brought the chair down. “Gh!” Her arm caught most of the force, but twisted slightly downwards regardless from the impact. You stepped forward, out of your chair and towards the enraged woman, reaching out to help her.

She stands the same time you reach closer, and you only lightly brush her shoulder. Her eyes flick quickly towards yours, face tightened in anger- and something unreadable. Then, it was gone.

“Thank you for the warning darling. Please, stay here. Do not touch anything.”

She rushes out of the room, hurrying after the raven-haired girl. And you’re left to your own devices.

…She told you not to touch anything.

So you shouldn’t touch anything.

But it couldn’t hurt to find a pencil and paper, would it? Practically harmless, you doubt you would get punished too severely for it. You could always return it if they asked. Obviously, trying to reach electronics of any sort would put you in a bad light- but simple drawing supplies? You had been itching to make a basic sketch of some of the alters since you woke up here.

You ignored the distant clamoring in the next room. Opening some drawers in the kitchen, you surprisingly find a pen and some loose post-it notes. There are some with old grocery lists written down but a few blank ones as well. ‘Good enough for now’.

You just needed to get a sketch down of Patricia. God, she was just- beautiful. In an unorthodox way perhaps, since many were sure to see her as a blight on humankind (bigotry and all that), but she was stunning. You’ve wanted to draw her every time she’s greeted you and the others.

By the time Patricia got back, ‘without Marcia’ you noted, you had gotten the lower half of her face, a slight smile and jawline, and her turtleneck and shawl down to her golden locket. You had to choose where to cut off since the sticky note was so small. You were just adding shading when she strode over and took the two out of your hands. She was furious.

“I believe I was quite clear about not touching anything, dear. What could you even be doing with a pen and- …oh.”

You were wide-eyed now, holding your breath. You knew she would be upset at seeing her orders disobeyed but…it was up to what she thought of the drawing.

“Is this, supposed to be me?” Patricia’s eyes flicked to the drawing, and back to you. She brought the hand not holding the pen and drawing up to her locket, clearly- something. Surprised? Confused?

“I, I’ve wanted to draw you since I got here. I couldn’t help it.”

Her gaze locked onto yours, unspeaking, drawing up to her full height. Her eyes narrowed, still suspicious.

“I’m sorry, I went against your order. I was going to return-“ You stammered.

“I suppose it is understandable, dear. Do not think too much on it.” Patricia whispered. It was clear she was still a bit confused, but she wouldn’t ask questions. She was the one in charge, no weakness would show here, not even if this strange person seemed to take a- what, a fascination? With them? Or just with her? She would figure it out later.

“Just go back to your room, do it now.”

“Can I have the pen and some-“

“No.”

[jackiequick]

Headcanons for the Mitchell-Bradshaw kids (+ friends & family) because I can | Top Gun AU ✈️

Summary: What happens when you live with 4 little ducklings? Unforgettable memories!

Pairing: Bradley Bradshaw & Jenny Mitchell

Characters included/mentioned: Dane Bradshaw, Austin Mitchell, Maverick, Slider, Iceman, Carole and etc

Note: Fluffy/ Top Gun Headcanon fic

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1) Bradley and Austin used to volunteer at an Animal Shelter, full of puppies and full grown dogs if all breeds. One day, Slider’s kids wanted to adopt another dog but couldn’t since they already had 4 already so in result, they called Iceman to help them out and so in result he adopted the doggie.

But there was a catch, the Yorkie made so much more barking than expected and had so much darling energy, so Iceman had no choice but to call him—Maverick!! Let’s just say the real Maverick wasn’t the happiest person after hearing that and the kids laughed so loudly at his reaction

2) Speaking of dogs, Austin Mitchell may or may not have brought home in an panic a week later. Jenny was sending text messages on her laptop when he rushed in yelling, “Don’t tell Dad!”

She was confused and looked up, “What did you do?”

“I want you to know that I love you VERY much and you’re always welcome in my room for the bigger closest room.”

“Aussy, what happened? Did you break his motorcycle again?”

“No and for the 10th time that was Dane!”

He hoped the door for a puppy to walk in as his sister’s jaw dropped to the floor, hugging the fur ball to tackle her. He laughed at the moment and whistles as two more dogs came in grinning brightly.

“Sooo? What do we think?” He asked with a matching grin as the dogs, carrying the puppy.

“We ain’t NEVER telling Dad!” She repiled with a little giggle falling in love with the dogs.

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3) As a kid, Dane really in awe of Ice's ability to flip pens like it was nothing and wants to be his student to learn the trick, begging for him to teach him one day after school. His mom brought him a small pack of pens and pencils to practice with for flipping tricks, eventually he gets the hang of it where he showcasing his tricks in class.

He thanked his Uncle Ice later on for showing him the trick, calling him cooler than Maverick jokingly and laughed running off to show his friends his new tricks

4) Speaking of Dane, is maths kid in school. History was never his strong suit but surprisingly, numbers came much more naturally to him. It resulted in the type of career he would have in the future.

His brother and siblings knew this fact very well, being able to be crafty where he can calculate prices of analysis for planes. As well as when needed he can calculate, like the the tax and measurement when it comes to paying for a restaurant bill.

It would surprise his mother as she would ask, “Not bad, sweetie. How did you do that so fast?”

In result he would hold up the pen and napkin he used to do the math then reply, “I counted.”

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5) When it comes to certain things, Jenny is terrible at keeping secrets and wants to gossip, so she can be a little nosy at times (she gets better at it with age). Ice and her dad like to say, she got from their Aunt Carole, since Sunset was most likely the one to be hush hush about certain subjects.

When she was 5, and Bradley was 7, she knew he had a silly little crush on the babysitter cause she was so nice. So she told her auntie Carole who stayed gushing with her all about it, teasing her son about it

When she was 10, she heard all about uncle Slider becoming Commander after watching the adults talk about it and went running to her daddy to spill the news giggling with excitement. It was supposed to be a secret for a few short days but she couldn’t help herself.

When she was 16, she found out that Dane and Austin had a crush on the same girl or so she thought. She squeals so loudly, knowing that she would have to be quiet about it or else. Bradley even gave her an odd look.

But Jenny had other plans as she sneaked up on her brother and asked, “Sooo who’s the girl?”

“What girl? There is no girl!” Austin exclaimed playing video games on the computer.

“Oh my god it’s the senior!”

“How did y-no! I am not into a senior.”

“But I saw you talking about some girl name ‘Avery’…”

That’s when her brother snorted, “No, Avery Thompson is the senior leader of the drama club. I’m into Avery Rodriguez, he’s on the basketball team.”

Her eyes widen and gasps, “HIM?! Damn, you got good taste!”

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6) Jenny had a small crush on Bradley when they were kids, jokingly saying ‘You are my boyfriend.’ when she was 7 but let it go a while later. Especially since fictional boys existed on Tv duh! However, Bradley thought girls had cooties and said, ‘Gross!’

As early high school rolled around, Jenny was watching Disney Channel movies and texting her friends as she watched the boys play guitar and drums in the center of the garage. Austin, Dane and Bradley were jamming out in their band laughing and singing covers.

Tracy and Rachel, Jenny’s friends, walked into the garage jamming out to the songs as she greeted her with a hug. They were chatting and gossiping about the latest movies, along with newest episodes of Gossip Girl.

“Can you believe Blair said that to Serena?! That was uncalled for!” Tracy exclaimed as they sat on the bench, sipping water bottles.

“I know right?! But Serena had a point though.” Jenny yelled, chuckling.

“Blair was better.” Rachel added for a debating measure, “But I love Serena too.”

Bradley was tuning his guitar but paused to look at the girls with a loopy smile, stuck in a mini trance.

That’s when Austin threw an empty water bottle at his head and yelled, “Dude! Stop staring that’s my sister.”

Dane laughed at his brother’s face, waving at Tracy, Rachel and Jenny who giggled. Bradley just glared at Austin as he stuck out his tongue muttering a few things.

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I know this is random but I wanted to do it for fun. If you want to reblog with HCs or ideas you have for Top Gun universe, feel free to do so! ;)

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[darth-sonny]

for the ask game for kirby: defiant

ANGST PROMPTS #33: DEFIANT

Kirby messed up the moment they got caught.

Kirby messed up the moment they decided to sneak into Uncle Donnie’s lab.

It was off limits to them, just as his room and Uncle Raph's old room were. But Kirby was curious. Even with the walls soundproofed, they always heard the faint sound of music and machinery.

Their uncle always had stuff that Kirby only saw in Jupiter Jim movies tucked away in his battle shell. And it made them curious. They wanted to "see the magic", as Uncle Mikey would put it.

(It didn't help how Lita was allowed in, even though she was a baby. But Kirby ignored that, just how they ignored anything when it came to their new cousin.)

Getting inside was surprisingly easy. Uncle Donnie’s lab had a hand pad, just like in the movies. It was really cool, silver and purple with his logo spinning slowly on the screen.

Kirby had no idea how to hack, and they figured it was a lot harder than using a laptop and saying "I'm in". They could ask dad, but dad was off at work, and by the time he came back, Kirby would be too distracted to remember to ask him.

So, just for fun, they got on their tippy-toes and placed their hand on the pad.

It was honestly d̷͓̻́̇̍̏͝͝i̶̙̣͉̟͕̺͈̣͓̿̅̒͊̏͗̓̆͘s̵̛͕̯̻͎͙̉͊̂͋̽̀́̕͝ͅa̸̧̡͈̠̭̮̓͛́͗̓͐̈͌͘͝ṕ̴̩̜̹͓̩͌̉̓̌͜͠͝p̸̮̠̺̺͈̠͂̃o̴̧̐̿i̵̯̥̲̞͂̆͆̏͑̈́͌̚͜n̸̰̠̞̜̻̭͆́̈̀͛̾͝͝t̷͙̃́į̷̗͈̓̈̎̀n̴̩͇̲̊͌̂́̑̊̊̈̽̕g̷̙̩̮̹͍͇̲̍̓̔̚ how quickly the door opened up.

R̶̛̳̤̈́e̶̳̯̩͒̓a̷̯̻̳̎l̸̈́͑͘��̦̖l̸̛̹̜̹͕͗͛͝y̵̲̲͎͝.̵̩̭̪́͒͒ ̴̛̜̈́̏Y̶̟̰͒͛̎́ó̴̜̙̈́u̵̥̙̇́̀'̷̡̖̲͋́̉̕d̷̮̀̅̍ ̶̢̗̭̆̕̕ť̵̯̤̦h̸̺̞̞͛̓i̶̡͈͌̃̇͋n̷̗̫̓̔̊̏k̷͉̤̙͕̉͊̏ ̴̡͐͌ĭ̴͎͙͗͆̚t̷͍́̓'̵̨̤̰͓̌͒̇̕d̷̫͕̱͉͐̽ ̸̫̥́̅b̶̫̣͗͛e̶͗̓͜͝ ̸̨̼̾ḿ̸̛̛͉̱̜̱ớ̶̡̺̹͑ȓ̶̛̳̹̣̅ë̶̻́̈͝ ̶͓̹̿̓ṣ̷̢̤͖͐̐ê̵͈̮̯͈͑̚c̵̢̎͗̉̈u̸͚͓̎̋̓r̴͖̓̉͝e̸͇̒̇̄ͅ.̶̻̔̌

Either way, Kirby bit back some giggles as they stepped inside. The inside looked a lot like the inside of Jupiter Jim's main starship, down to the circle rotators built into the wall.

Everything looked so cool.

Half-built robots, fully built ones, creepy looking wires in a very creepy mess, holograms of battle shells ideas, a very traditional corkboard with pictures and sticky-notes covering every inch of it. And, as is typical of their Uncle Donnie, every single thing was purple.

They took their time with everything. They knew not to touch anything they saw, even the multitudes of fallen pens and pencils on the ground. They had sparkles in their eyes, with everything catching their attention until they saw a new cool gadget or blueprint.

Everything was new and exciting, and Kirby began to wish that they had seen all of this sooner. Why were they kept away from all this? They were old enough to (somewhat) understand what he was building. Maybe if they showed interest in robots, even if for a bit, that may get their uncle to open up to them...

(They refused to think about seeing their Uncle Donnie happily taking Lita into his lab. Lita, who was asleep and couldn't appreciate anything her uncle was telling her. And how Kirby tried to move themself to peek inside, jumping a bit when the door closed unexpectedly.

They refused to think about anything when it came to Lita.)

Something sparks to life.

It's a computer.

There looked to be multiple windows open.

One of them, the biggest one, looked to be a medical report. Kirby's seen them in their dad's work whenever he brought them in.

And what caught their attention was their name.

Their name was at the top of the medical report.

KIRBY L. HAMATO

That was new.

Walking towards the computer, some words surrounding their medical report became clearer:

Blood tests... ophthalmoloscopy... healing factor... reflexes... empyrean testing... psychic connection to key(???)... hivemind probability testing...

Kirby understood none of those words.

There was a sticky note underneath the keyboard. It was impossible to miss, the bright pastel pink standing out nicely against the iron table.

Moving the keyboard, they read what was written:

...

...What the heck was a Kraang?

"What! Are you doing in here!"

Oh no.

Kirby slowly turned around, eyes wide, and the feeling of guilt quickly seeped into their bones.

They were in trouble. They were in so much trouble. They should've just ignored being curious and just played with their toys, or read some comics, or watched some of Jiji's movies while he explained how he did some certain stunts–

"How did you even get in here? The key pad is specifically designed to only read my palm print, so how in the everloving fuck–?!!"

Kirby didn't mind that they couldn't talk. Well, they could, but only with dad. With the rest of their family, it felt as if their voice refused to come out. It was hard to talk sometimes. Even with Uncle Mikey or Jiji.

And now, it was especially hard.

Especially with Uncle Donnie glaring down at them as if...

...well, he always glares at them no matter what they did.

But Kirby understands that he has a reason now. They snuck into his lab, looked at his private stuff, and even his computer.

Without noticing, Kirby had lifted their hand and pointed at the screen.

Their medical report was plain for him to see.

Uncle Donnie’s glare, if somehow, got darker.

"That doesn't concern you."

They pointed at their name, which, again, was very plain to see.

"I'm not answering that. You broke into my lab, disrespected my privacy, and now are snooping through my computer! Your little play at defiance isn’t cute, just plainly disgusting!" He crossed his arms. "I swear, if it weren't for Nardo, I would've–"

What is K-r-a-a-n-g?

Uncle Donnie froze.

And that feeling that was going in the pit of their stomach finally got a name.

Fear.

Kirby was scared of their Uncle Donnie.

The point at the pink sticky note underneath his keyboard.

K-r-a-a-n-g

Glowing purple spider arms grab them harshly, digging into their wrists and ankles.

Kirby chirps in distress, moving as hard as they could. The spider arms feel weird, really really (two really's) bad, and wrong and off.

W̴͈̜͈͂̉̿͑͝e̸̖͓̹͔̯̍̃̊a̷̮̝̝͉͎͑k̵͔͕̠̬̀ too.

One good s̸̱̈́́̏̃͆c̴͛ͅr̶̨̲̙̳͆͠e̵̛̝͓͇͙̊ạ̵̢̹̜̓̂m̴̞̏͂̓͂ should be enough to–

"Donnie!"

Oh.

That's Uncle Mikey.

Now they're really in trouble.

Dad comes home to a screaming match between Uncle Donnie and Uncle Mikey.

All it took was looking at how Kirby was hiding themself behind Jiji for him to get (part) of the story.

Uncle Donnie locks himself in his lab again.

Dad wraps up the bruises on their wrists and ankles.

Dad doesn't let them go for a week.

And Kirby doesn't bring up their question of what a Kraang is.

Like anything concerning Lita, they block the memory of that out of their mind.

[nonexistantfandoms]

A few future Gang headcannons just because :D

Nobita just casually has everything (everything here being a nebulous category containing things from regular school stuff like pens or pencils to a whole bolt cutter that one time) in his coat pockets and he’s happy to lend them to people

Some folks at his college don’t even know his name, they just know him as “the nice guy who lets us borrow stuff”

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Jaian is an absolute gym rat, if he’s not doing sports major stuff, or hanging out with his buddies, you can almost always find him at the local gym. He looks intimidating but is surprisingly super nice to gym newbies

Suneo joins him often, mostly because they’re friends, but also because they like to gossip like middle aged housewives

-

Speaking of which despite duel majoring both business and marketing and a bunch of other stuff Suneo somehow makes time to have a social life. No one knows how he does it.

Although there have been a few instances where someone glimpsed another member of the Gang dragging him back to his room as he groans he doesn’t want to go to sleep

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Shizuka knows parkour.

I have no justification for this I just feel like she does. Whenever she’s running late for whatever reason she just ops to climb the walls and avoid traffic. She has never been caught doing it by faculty through a string of increasingly asinine chances

-

Doraemon doesn’t go to college. More precisely he tries enrolling at an online college once when Nobita was in twelve grade and his schedule cleared up, but through a series of unfortunate events and time based madness he couldn’t get in because he didn’t legally exist

By the time he got that mess sorted out he decided this college thing wasn’t for him, and he would rather just do his own stuff for now.

[justineps]

One thing I decided to completely change about myself is the fact that I will speak the truth, or at least what I believe to be is my truth, even if it pushes people away or causes them to look at me in a negative manner. I really started to feel better once I just blurted out what was genuinely on my mind. The first few times I let this happen, a heavy wave of anxiety surged throughout my entire body, and I remember my body temperature drastically increased. I didn’t receive positive reactions due to this though, but I felt so .. light and did not feel bad whatsoever once I cooled down. I don’t have much, or at all, to lose anymore, and I’ll never speak my truth with any intentions of hurting someone. After all, it is someone’s choice to be affected by it or actually think about what I had to say, albeit it not being the best way to probably convey it, which I know I still need to work on. But I want to be a person to tell someone what I feel like they dont want to hear, but actually should, rather than the clouded white lies that will do nothing for them other than feed their mind with responses that will more than likely come to bite them in the ass harder when that time will inevitably arise again. And in the end, others can view me as rude or mean, but for once, I know if someone will take the time to listen and think about what is said, rather than how it was said (I really need to continue to work on expressing my thoughts the way I hope to without stuttering or not making sense), then I’m confident that they’d feel I only did so because I cared. I thought about this as well, the caring part and just staying quiet, but nothing good for me will ever come my way if I never authentically change how I am towards others. I realized I ended up alone because I had put on so many masks all my life, that even I probably wouldn’t have known whether to help myself if I had asked.

The only thing that bothers me is that.. will any of this even matter? Where do I honestly move forward towards (sounds weird)? I haven’t felt the feeling of “home” in the longest time, but have come to terms that it definitely is not a place or the things that surround myself under a roof. In no way am I trying to sound like a negative doodoohead, but I’d like to believe that I’m at the point where l want to share whats left of my spirit, heart, and mind to be associated with anything or anyone that can reciprocate any excitement in both growth and love towards one another. I don’t see myself adopting a child in the future anymore, and my naive dream of having a small family of my own is starting to seem .. well, nothing but just a younger Justin’s dream.

P.S. I’m glad I got to connect with Francis a few times earlier this year and jokingly told him I hated him for being able to experience my dream only a few weeks after the night we shared what we ultimately desired in life, and spent hours talking about our fears, bucket list, and goals before our time comes close to an end. I told him I felt like I got close, but blew it as always, and he suggested what he always had from day one, to leave this place. I actually responded back with how I felt even if I were to leave and.. well, eh that’s just actual guy life talk at that point lol.

It’s been four years since I’ve genuinely been happy it was my birthday, and I surprisingly still have so many photos of everything. White Claws and a 3 gram “Galaxy: Blasters of the Universe- Cognac Honey” hahaha. I would probably hibernate or act like a total fool if I were to even have those this year, it’s been 2 years since I even had a good blunt and alcohol in my system. Lol I cant help but smile right now. Thanks for the memories. I wonder when it’ll be til another memory tops that night lol. Im alone, but I feel warm at this exact moment, so this is where I’ll end my digital journal entry. (i need to buy myself a nice writing pen/pencil lol!)

[thatforlornfeeling]

Thank you for the tag @feralferrule :)

Yet Another Tag Game

Any eating utensil preference? Hmm I would have to go with forks only because I can use them for most foods I enjoy; but if we are going off of feeling? It has to be SPOONS, they are superior in shape and comfort. They also have the least likely-hood of stabbing my mouth.

A genre of music you love? Hmmm I don't know if I have a particular favorite, I generally tend to side with more indie stuff although I listen to a wide variety of music.

Type of condiment/seasoning that would make anything edible for you? I'm not the biggest condiment fan? Not that I would turn my nose up at them if offered, they just mostly haven't added anything that I wouldn't already enjoy on the food. Spice is always welcome even if my body rejects it, But I can't say I have a favorite. (I know blasphemy)

Pens or pencils? Mechanical Pencils ONLY if I am using pencils at all, I despise the sound that #2 Pencils make against paper/Color pencils also make the same noise but a little more dampened to me (Little weird I know) Pens are usually preferred only after I make rough draft lines essentially.

What’s your weirdest/most interesting hobby? Drawing half naked clones (don't judge, I know you all love it)

If you had to get rid of a color entirely what would it be? I don't know if I could honestly, as much as I loath some I don't know if I could get rid of one. Unfortunately I end up using most if not all of them.

Any allergies? No, but the pollening has begun.

Favorite fictional character? I Love Mae from Night in the Woods so much! A very honest depiction of a person around my age not really having a laid out life plan, and very much can understand her on a personal level. It was kinda scary how real that game felt to me when playing it for the first time.

Favorite real person that you don’t actually know? Brennan Lee Mulligan, if you know, you know.

How many alarms do you have set? Only 3 surprisingly, I have one as a first wake up, one in the middle as a warning and the last one as the "final call".

Do you have any pets? Do you want some? My beautiful Persian cat Luna, she is majestic, but sadly getting older in age and is getting more gray hair on her coat. also because of a recent move she had to move in with a family member so I don’t get to see her as much.

Favorite drink, alcohol or non? Bug juice if you know what it is, I’m happy for you. You’ve tasted the nectar of the gods and have somehow landed back on earth. No, I will not elaborate. I also know that the company ran into some legal trouble so technically speaking I think they’re discontinued.

Favorite smell? Definitely more autumn scents, vanilla, apple pie, and anything that smells like baked goods, honestly.

Favorite shoes? A really worn out pair of New Balance that have almost torn out soles.

How do you feel about bugs and spiders? I absolutely adore bugs and spiders separately. However, I do not like them in my bedroom. I will try to safely escort them out if I can, but if they put up any sort of fight, like running towards me or flying at my face, I kind of have a fight or flight mode activate. And sadly, they usually get crushed. But on the outside, I usually adore them. I love how many there are in the fact that there are so many in the world and that they’re so vibrant. I tend to like beetles a lot and butterflies.

Indoors or outdoors? I think realistically I like indoors more only because all of my hobbies and such are inside, but if I had a choice and not some sort of constraint of a job or time I would say outdoors.

Sunny or rainy? That’s a tough one. I really like sunny weather but only if it’s like a good temperature? Like if it’s a good 70 to 75° outside, I’m not too mad but rain is hard to beat with a nice pitter patter that it does on the roof that sends me right to sleep or just to enjoy a good book/draw with the type of atmosphere it brings.

Where would you really like to visit? Would you move there? I really wanna visit Oregon because that’s where I’ve always wanted to move and luckily me and a friend are planning a trip sometime next year so hopefully that will decide majority of my decision. I’ve always wanted to be somewhere Woody and kind of away from the crowdedness of cities, and tall trees and rainy weather have been calling my name.

Are you a people person? As much as I label myself as an introvert I unfortunately require a lot of a social interaction. I’m practically a vampire for it.

At what temperature do you keep your home? So I am a lizard practically and also because I live at the top part of my house. My room is naturally going to be the hottest which works in my favor. I would usually prefer my room to be at least 70 to 73, because of the low air filtering it’s probably about 76? If it does get cold though, I have around five blankets so I’m usually covered.

NPT: @alor-ika @separatistnightmare @eobe @meebles @captainrexsbiggesthoe @foxyaran @corrie-bite

Thank you @returnofthepineapple for the tag💕

Yet Another Tag Game

I feel like most of the "get to know you" games use similar questions, so I wanted to try something new and a little weirder. You know how it works 😉. Just answer the questions in a new post and tag anyone else you want to play! 🙂

Any eating utensil preference? Yes- the ones I buy, not the weird ones that show up in the drawer from family potlucks or wherever that have stupidly shaped handles or weird edges or are generally uncomfy.

A genre of music you love? There’s awesome music in every genre, the best is throwing people off who think they know something about you from hearing you listen to one kind and then you hit them with another. Country is hands down the best for this. I will belt out some Friends in Low Places anywhere.

Type of condiment/seasoning that would make anything edible for you? Tony Chachere’s or a screaming hot tangy salsa in a bottle like Cholula’s or Tapatio, but hotter is better

Pens or pencils? Love a good ballpoint pen, but a perfectly sharpened Ticonderoga is my love. And an old school wall mounted hand crank sharpener. The kind that’s cast out of cannon iron.

What’s your weirdest/most interesting hobby? That may depend on who you ask. The insufferable normies in my life would say cosplay is the weirdest. But it just might be writing/drawing fanfiction/art. Most interesting I feel is my book collection.

If you had to get rid of o e color entirely what would it be? Zero clue, I love color, I guess the weird greige my walls are at the moment. I’ve been wanting to paint them for years but haven’t prioritized it.

Any allergies? No, but this year I think the pollen got to me.

Favorite fictional character? They’re all Star Warsy- Right now: the clone superorganism, I love those guys. Echo is my boo boo kitty. And Riyo Chuchi and Princess Leia, I love the ladies fighting for their causes. Peli Motto because she’s my inner beast.

Favorite real person that you don’t actually know? The Special Books for Special Kids guy. Can’t remember his name but he must be protected at all costs.

How many alarms do you have set? Do the dogs count?😆 and the roosters? I set alarms all day long depending on what I’m doing so there’s generally 10 on an average day.

Do you have any pets? Do you want some? Hoo boy, yes. Yes I do. Five dogs, six cats, two goats, one blue and gold macaw, two newts, a flock of chickens- actually three separate flocks each with a rooster. I would like alpacas, some cows, more goats and guinea fowl.

Favorite drink, alcohol or non? Hands down a really cold clean well water from up in the mountains here. It feeds my spirit. A friend makes amazing mead and I like a dry cab and pina coladas, ice cold beer on a hot day, but that’s rare and I prefer non alcoholic. Currently obsessed with crafting kombucha, oh that’s a weird hobby😆

Favorite smell? The ocean, rain- petrichor, laundry off the line, roses, Arabian jasmine, plumeria

Favorite shoes? My Olukais

How do you feel about bugs and spiders? This depends, spiders are fine as long as they are out of the way and doing their job of eating things. Black widows get the boot(gently) however I do love jumping spiders! No bugs allowed in the house! We have an earwig invasion at the moment and I hate them. I have an irrational fear of the big blue centipedes here. Also of the enormous fast moving spiders bigger than my hand that live in Indonesia where my family is. They are super freaky. I dearly love butterflies and dragonflies and fireflies.

Indoors or outdoors? I prefer outdoors but it’s frequently really hot so indoors is good too

Sunny or rainy? Rainy! It’s such a novelty here

Where would you really like to visit? Would you move there? I really want to visit my family in Indonesia, but don’t want to live in the tropics. Also I want to see Europe again, not sure about moving.

Are you a people person? I guess, I do like working with people and visiting. But I get the ND thing, I’m very ADHD. I like making people with anxiety comfortable with my company. I do have a smaller social battery for medium sized situations. I think those are the most demanding of a person’s energy- like a gallery opening sized. Small settings and big crowds like amusement parks or big cons are somehow less taxing.

At what temperature do you keep your home? I practice passive cooling as much as possible. I tolerate up to the 80’s indoors with fans but have a kid with POTS so I have to be careful about that. If I fire up the ac I put it at 78, lower if the kid is having a flare, but we literally have the nation’s highest electricity cost here and are not on solar, so I’m a total Scrooge about it😅 Winters are mild, sweaters and the occasional fire in the fireplace is enough.

I would love everyone that follows me to play I’m always so nosey curious about these things but I will tag few because I’m lazy

NPT: @noblelightfighter @thatforlornfeeling @nocturius8015ficore @ladykagewaki @wings-and-beskargam @nevadastarrsworld @ireadwithmyears @clonethirstingisreal @skellymom @alltheglitterandtheroar and everyone!!!!!!

[skylarsblue]

Slasher Signature Headcanons (PT.1)

This is just an excuse for me to write in different fonts/brushes. It’s only part one. I can only have ten pictures per post. 

Michael Myers (RZ)

Michael(RZ)’s signature is very sloppy & quickly done. He’s never bothered to try and have nice handwriting, he only ever uses it to sign papers in Smith’s Grove. However, he does try to mimic a “metal band” font when writing his M’s.

Michael Myers (OG)

OG/Peepaw Myers’ signature is a bit cleaner than RZ, but that’s only because he has good control of his hands. He does stick his letters close together though, this is because he has poor vision thanks to being blind in one eye. There was a point where his handwriting was basically unreadable though.

Bo Sinclair

Bo’s signature is always quickly done & a bit sloppy. He writes at a slant with some tie backs to cursive writing. Some people say it looks like doctor’s handwriting, but he’ll say it’s still too clean for that. A more accurate comparison is an autograph-style.

Vincent Sinclair

Vincent’s handwriting is somehow clean & messy at the same time. And it’ll degrade in quality based on how tired he is. Their handwriting is the cleanest of their brothers, you’ll notice similarities between theirs & Bo’s. This because they did each other’s school work. Bo doing Vincent’s math, Vincent doing Bo’s English/Lit homework. Often times, when he writes, you might see that there’s a lot of blank space towards the left side of the paper. Because he doesn’t have his left eye. He naturally writes more to the write side.

Lester Sinclair

Lester’s handwriting is childish and bold. He’s heavy handed & he doesn’t really care about keeping his writing small. If he were to put in effort, he could manage some decent, clean lettering. But if he tried to do that, he’d clench the pen too hard & get wrist cramps. This is just easier. Also, his dyslexia always made cursive difficult, so he stopped trying to learn. Big, bold, uppercase letters are easiest for him. Also, he’s left handed. (This doesn’t affect his handwriting but I wanted to say it)

Carrie White

Carrie’s handwriting is usually very clean & frilly. When she has to sign something, she’ll add a little flair in the first letters of her name, and she’ll add hearts as the dots in her i’s. She’s not consistent with the hearts though. Sometimes there will be i’s dotted with plain circles in the same word as one with a heart. Her cursive is very good but it make her hold the pen awkwardly.

Stu Macher

Stu’s handwriting is AMAZINGLY clean. He always makes sure to space his letters evenly. He’s naturally heavy handed though, he always squeezes the pen/pencil too hard, it’ll leave a mark on his fingers. The reason his handwriting is so clean is because it was super bad when he was a kid, and he got scolded by a really nasty teacher. Basically, he forced his handwriting to be nice so he didn’t have to hear her gripe anymore.

Billy Loomis

Billy’s handwriting is also surprisingly clean, but that’s only when he puts in effort. Most of the time, he’ll write super fast, making his letters blend together. Often times, he’ll turn his notebook, and he’ll write at a slant. But again, that’s when he’s putting in effort, which is rare.

Brahms Heelshire

Brahms was essentially forced to write in only cursive. He knows how to write in print, but when he did, his parents would insist it didn’t look right. Though he can write cursive rather well, he prefers print when he’s not signing his name. It’s less straining on his wrist & it’s easier to read. Especially since he’s left handed, which is the side he’s burnt on. His vision is also affected by his scars, so curly letters aren’t the easiest to do. But he’ll always sign his name in cursive. It’s a habit.

Jason Voorhees

Jason’s handwriting is very childish. He often struggles to make his letters nice because pencils, pens, crayons, etc. are too small for his hands. This coupled with vision issues make him overlap his letters. He’ll try his hardest to make it clean but it rarely works. He sometimes misspells his own last name, he forgets the second O. Also, yes that is a smiley face in the J. 

[ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons]

worst to best handwriting on the server, but from a person who has no idea how to analyse handwriting at all bdubs: literally illegible. he fights so many illiteracy accusations on the daily because of how bad it is (and it isnt even related to the writing tool, it just sucks) iskall: they look like she's writing in swedish. he is not. jevin: suprisingly legible for a dude made of slime, but it is basically unreadable doc: it dries its darndest and that's all that matters. mumbo: he writes so fast and only he can read his handwriting. probably. bless him stress: you can't get much from fingerpainted writing, her words are always written really big and difficult to read because ae always smudges them hypno: they're pretty blind tbh. he tries and usually gets another hermits help on writing, but they don't write often tfc: he has not written since college but if they did pick up a pen or something rn it'd be half-decent tango: he writes so fast it's a miracle anything comes out legible, fei even manages to have a font?? in his writing?? what the hell grian: better at writing japanese than english because of highschool, his handwriting is painfully "JUST below average" false: she always writes the letters tilted, and they're always connected like it's cursive but it's really not. not dyslexic friendly /lh ren: claws can only go so far. he tears the paper less than doc and their words are usually more legible joe: painfully average handwriting. you can read it but you can't scar: only good at cursive but it's like. Really good cursive xisuma: learned how to write in season 1 but is surprisingly good at it now cleo: writes like an elementary school teacher. you know the way. no one knows how bc..bone pencil, but whatever zedaph: better handwriting than you'd think. it's the comically large princess pen it has magic wels: THEY CAN READ AND WRITE PLEASE the hermits have all started thinking they can't but they can they promise they're so good at it they have such nice handwriting pearl: only writes in galactic. it's really good tho she could write books like that etho: etho's handwriting is like. annoyingly good, you can look at etho's notebooks and be like "what. why can I understand the words" cub: science man gets good handwriting beef: he's just got a good handwriting vibe I think gem: undisputed she does the hearts to dot xyr i's and it's all bubbly and nice to read. it's all glitter pen keralis: just as nice as her voice xb: he did a lot of writing in their old worlds, where he travelled through apocalypse after apocalypse and documented their findings and experiences. gave him time to practice impulse: amazing handwriting. mwah. top tier

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Nice!!

[sscarchiyo]

attractive things they do

paring(s): mudano, kyouya, karou, masumi, ousuke & mikado

contains: gn!reader, suggestive themes, fluff

✉️ - *laughs and screams* i have nothing to say, but if i were y/n would've jumped ousuke ngl-🧍🏿‍♀️hope you enjoy and feedback is always appreciated, have a good day <3

mudano:

↳ his handwriting

for crying out loud, he’s a teacher. all those tests and reports he has to mark? yea 101% his handwriting is immaculate

I honestly don't know how to explain it more, just think about it ok?

the way he holds the pen/pencil, the way he makes it look so elegant. and he’s one of those cursive writers, but you can still read what he’s written

and it doesn’t help, how nice his hands look…like it just adds to the appeal

kyouya:

↳ doing household chores

as an oni whose powers are to heal/help people, he’s like a natural born caretaker

for some reason he actually enjoys doing it, but don't tell anybody he said that. like maybe you have night shifts and he works more during the day, by the time you get home-house is swept, dishes washed, laundry is done and a nice dinner is waiting for you at the table.

or if the time of shifts are reversed, by the time you wake up he’s basically knocked out. but he does the same things and makes you breakfast before you leave

his favorite thing to do is vacuum, man is having a whole dance solo at the same time. whatever task he’s doing, just know he’s invested. If he’s doing laundry and you forgot to give him a sock, he’ll stand by the doorway-hair done up, hands on his hips and dangling the sock in your face. scolding you like a mom would, but he looks very hot while doing it…so we’ll let it slide😒

karou:

↳ cooking

who wouldn’t want to eat his godlike food? In his free time he’s always whipping something up

wears one of those ‘kiss the chef’ aprons on cuz, he’s working damn hard and expects his kisses😒 also rolls up his sleeves and it’s just a normal thing, yet he makes it looks good

now most times, he’ll want to cook with you. but some days, manz is on his grind and has no time to spare. you’ll be helping him by handing out things he’ll call for and he’s so serious too

but when the two of you are having fun and lets say, you're not doing something right. he’ll stand behind you, very closely and like put his hand on top of your own, while guiding you through whatever your doing

masumi:

↳ being good with kids

you’d think he hates children from the way he acts with the students, but secretly? he loves them and he’s surprisingly good with them

if you have younger siblings, he’ll be all they talk about. like the moment they meet him, they’re hooked

babies love him best, especially when playing peek - a - boo. his invisibility gives him an advantage too, as well as playing hide and seek

but what rlly gets your heart going, is when a kid would come up to him and ask/say the weirdest thing. yet, he’ll get on his knees to be at their eye level and give them his undivided attention

ousuke:

↳ man spreading

he’s too hot for his own good, throw him in water so he can cool down😜ok so, he had no missions to go on that day and he was bored in his office. so he went over to the break room to see if maybe tsukuyomi was there, he wasn’t and he started to get hungry. he decides to call you and asks if you can come over and bring him some food.

while he’s waiting, he gets sleepy and falls asleep on the couch. but the moment you get there it’s like his senses activated and he’s awake, but he’s still in a sleepy state.

the moment his eyes land on you, he goes “oh you’re here now? that's great” and his sleepy voice? absolutely scrumptious. ALL THE WHILE HIS LEGS ARE WIDE OPEN LIKE THE WHORE HE IS, HE’S NOT WEARING HIS JACKET AND HE’S OPENED SOME OF HIS BUTTONS SO YOU CAN SEE SOME OF HIS CHEST-

lawd and it doesn’t stop there. you set the food down, give him a quick peck on the lips and as you’re getting ready to leave he grabs your wrist, pulling down on his lap- whispering into your ear “where are you going? I didn't say you could leave, just stay here” ahahaedjnej well don't mind if I do😩

mikado:

↳ dealing with his hair

have you seen this man's locks?! I’m 100% sure he has a whole hair care routine that he follows to make it look so damn good

gets a very excited look on his face when you ask him about it. would even offer to do your hair if you let him

keeps hair ties and scrunchies on his wrist for when he’s putting up/taking out his hair. he always puts the tie between his teeth (idk it’s smexy hush)

makes bed head actually look good on a person, when he goes to work he leaves it down, when going out with you most times it’s in a ponytail, but if it’s a lazy day at home he rocks a messy bun

tougen anki taglist: @lavandar-castle

general taglist: @megurulvr @t0xicshuji @kiyunas