#and a barty

[ultravioletbrit]

“defend” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 346 words

James is watching a movie when the flat door opens and a very drunk Barty stumbles in. He makes it about three steps then leans against the wall and slides to the floor.

“Hey, Barty…” James greets as he’s getting up from the couch.

Barty mumbles something incoherent then closes his eyes as Evan walks in the door. Evan is not nearly as drunk as Barty, which is good because he is supporting a very drunk Regulus. Once they’re inside, Regulus stumbles towards James and Evan goes to Barty.

“You are completely pissed, love.” James states the obvious as he steadies Regulus.

“In his defense, he—" Evan starts.

“You don’t need to defend me.” Regulus whirls around to look at Evan petulantly, then turns back to face James. “He doesn’t need to defend me. I was playing the James Potter drinking game!” Regulus says proudly with a dopey grin.

“The James Potter drinking game?” James asks slowly. But Regulus doesn’t answer, he’s just tilting his head and curiously staring at James. James chuckles a bit and looks over Regulus’ shoulder to Evan.

“Any time anything reminded him—" Evan starts to explain but Regulus cuts him off excitedly.

“Any time anything reminded me of James Potter, I took a shot!” Regulus keeps staring at James. 

“Oh... that sounds...” James looks back to Evan, nervously.

“Yeah, we switched him to water shots after about eight minutes because we didn’t want him to get alcohol poisoning.”

“Ya know?” Regulus chimes back in. “You kinda remind me of James Potter.” He tells James, poking his cheek. “Barty! Get me a shot! This guy reminds me of James Potter! … Except you are not as handsome as James Potter.”

“Oh, I’m not?” James asks Regulus while guiding him to their bedroom. Evan is dragging Barty towards the couch and just grunts when James says good night.

“No. You are not.” Regulus continues. “James Potter is the handsomest… Most handsome? … Handsomest?” Regulus looks up at James for the answer.

“I’m not sure, love.” James says, fondly amused.

“James Potter would know. James Potter is the most smartest.”

[outromoony]

Me when the slow burn is slow burning

[pommeauromarin]

Enemies to lovers, but only one of them thinks they're enemies. The other has been entirely obsessed since the beginning.

Only acceptable way for me to read this trope

[tolovethemoony]

Barty, Regulus, Evan

[dazzlemebaby]

James: Fuck, I cut my finger.

Regulus: Let me kiss it so it’ll feel better. That’s what my cousins used to do for me when I was a kid.

*later*

James: Crouch, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Barty, already winding up: Finally—

[rosieandthethorns]

i don't WANT to read smut right now

i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia

[child-of-icarus]

Regulus, to the first years: There are only three rules in the Slytherin tower: The lake is off limits, never piss of Mcgonagall, and Barty Crouch Junior is a HOME WRECKING WHORE

Barty, from across the room: BITCH

[birf]

[pleadingmantis]

Slytherin skittles hear me out cake would go crazy

[prongsinrevolt]

behind every hot girl there is unhealthy, slightly concerning, spiritual connection to harry potter’s dead parents dead friend group

[snarky-magpie]

Regulus: James just texted me.

Barty: So? Text him back.

Regulus: Can't.

Barty: Why not?

Regulus: Have to wait. Texting right back would make me look desperate.

Barty: Mate, you're married to him.

[deswhomst]

[seekmemystar]

everyone keeps having these moments at the top of the astronomy tower how are none of them bumping into each other

[pommeauromarin]

When I find a 10k+ words count, friends to lovers, where he fell first and harder, extra yearning, no smut, fluff + angst fic

[exoras-deus]

Rosekiller being cute for once in their lifetime

You can be certain Evan decided he was done with other people, went to sleep on the couch, and Barty just slumped on top of him.

Anyway, it's my first post here, I don't have much more to post yet, but don't worry it'll come :]