#and a sad peter

[spaceydelusions]

Shoutout to the most Elias coded cake I've ever had the pleasure of doing at work

It's a "wedding" cake

[thepossumcore]

[crazycatmilo]

We don’t talk enough about how Martin was likely mostly running the institute by himself (cuz Peter probably wasn’t all that helpful, Martin for sure never wants to see a spreadsheet again) while in a depressive episode AND manipulating Peter to make him think he’s on his side. Like holy fuck bro. It pisses me off when people act like he’s dumb because did we listen to the same show??

[joneevarts]

I just want to be happy but rusty quill said no.

Elias' version

Edit: y'all this is Peter Lukas not Martin lmaooo (tho they do look alike, plus I didn't made his white hair strands visible enough so my bad)

[chazchaschad]

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[bringbackavac]

for all the joke that peter would one day make tony’s hair grey because of the troubles he enounters with his Parker Luck™, he ironically wasn’t there when tony’s hair started to turn grey.

[ironspidxr]

Tony Stark who tells Morgan stories about Peter or Spiderman before bed.

Some of them are real, some of them are made up. They all started out real, but Morgan is a girl who LOVES to ask questions. And she particularly loved to see what Tony thought Spiderman would do in certain made up situations (“Daddy, if there was a monster under my bed, would Spiderman come and save me?”).

After every story, Morgan asks “Is that story true or made up, daddy?”

She likes the true stories the best.

One night, after Tony retells her favorite story for the three thousandth time, Morgan gets unusually quiet. She’s twisting her little hands in her lap, staring down at them with a look far too solemn for her age.

Tony nudges her playfully with his elbow. “Why the long face, huh Mo? You love that story,”

“Umm… well, I wish Petey was still here. I wish I could play with him,” Morgan sighs. The admission hits Tony like a brick, forcing a stinging wetness to his eyes.

“Yeah. Yeah, I wish he was here too.” He manages, clearing his throat. “He would love to play with you, baby. You would love him.”

“I do love him,” Morgan replies naturally, unaware of just how meaningful her words are to the older man. “I love him 3000, even if he can’t play with me.”

[meddiemight]

He's insecure :(

[communist-alfred]

That weird kid with insane lore that became hot but in an unsettling way that goes right to your d

[eddiegayass]

ROBERT 'BOBBY' NASH in 9-1-1

[hurtspideyparker]

have we considered: Tony Stark being jealous of Peter because he gets to be happy, intelligent, and innocent in his childhood without it coming at a price?

"Stark men are made of iron". Tony was not allowed to be soft, or cry. He couldn't go play with friends when he could be working, was sent away to boarding schools and skipped grades so every time he got along with his peers he was ripped away from them. Placed with people who resented him for being smarter and richer at a young age

When he played with real toys instead of computer parts he was called childish, when he wanted to read books instead of rough house with the other boys he was called a sissy. He had whiskey bottles thrown at his head, and soon they were in his hand because god at least they made things tolerable. An alcoholic before he could even drive because he just had to one up his old man in every way, huh?

He grew up too fast; sex, booze, money. A minor getting taken advantage of by older women who wanted SI secrets. A 21 year old running a company that decides how thousands of soldiers would die. He became mean, guarded, fake. The only people who cared about him were his employees

And Peter? He gets to play with toys, action figures and Legos, and doesn't need to feel guilty about it, even at an age Tony was considered an adult and was all on his own. He has friends who genuinely care for him, aren't just using him, who he can spend time with whenever he pleases. Parental figures who love him and have never laid a hand on him, berated him and threw things at him just for tugging on their pant leg. He can actually talk to his Aunt May, actually be held and consoled, or share joy and be supported. He's seen Peter cry and he didn't even try to hide it. Didn't flinch when someone stepped too close (he's never been hit for that? not even yelled at?)

He gets to be intelligent and excited and not be told it isn't "enough" or directed at the right thing. He's allowed to keep his innocence because it's more important he has friends and safety than groundbreaking patents. He doesn't feel the need to turn to drugs or sex to fill a void because he's already happy, and has much healthier coping mechanisms. A real support system and a parent who tells him she's proud and she loves him

Tony Stark is jealous because Peter is too much like him except he gets to do everything right. Maybe he's what Tony could have been

(bonus if Tony talks to May about why she doesn't apply Peter's intelligence more or punish him for being childish and shes like "he's still just a baby? It doesn't matter if he's smarter than college students, he isn't one and he isn't ready to be one." And Tony's like Oh. Maybe I needed someone to say that for me.)

[anyalikeslasagna]

tower fics that are just endless variations of thor eating pop tarts, clint in the vents, natasha doing ballet and teaching peter russian, tony being ALIVE, magnets on bucky’s arm, and steve saying language COME HOME THE KIDS MISS YOU

[tapeworrmart]

You'll take care of me, won't you?

[uhhlifeig]

Promotion - May 21 - word count: 268 - @wolfstarmicrofic

“Everyone,” Sirius said, standing up from his seat at the table. “I have several promotions to make today.”

“What?” James asked.

“Glad you asked, Prongs. First- drumroll please- James, you’re being promoted from best friend to best man!”

James gasped. “Oh my God, it happened?” he squealed. “I am so happy for you two, oh my gosh.”

“Right? Anyways,” Sirius clapped his hands excitedly. “Hope, Lyall, you’re officially my in-laws to be- congrats, by the way. Aren’t I such a gem to have around?”

Hope dabbed at her eyes with a handkerchief as Lyall held her hand. “You really are, Sirius. I’m so glad my boy got someone good.” Letting go of her husband’s hand, she enveloped Remus in a tight hug.

“Ma,” he gasped. “I need to breathe, Ma.”

“Let me have this,” she muttered. Still, Sirius could tell that she’d loosened her grip.

“Moving on,” Sirius grinned. “Pete- you’ve been promoted from best friend to best man too, courtesy of my moon.”

“Aw, sweet!” Peter fist-pumped. “Congrats to you two, but I gotta say- I saw it coming from day one.”

“You did not,” Sirius said, kicking Peter under the table playfully.

Peter stuck out his tongue. “Did too.”

“Did not-”

“Did too.”

“I guess I’m promoting myself,” Remus sighed, evidently having escaped his mother’s grasp. “From boyfriend to fiancé.” He brought up his hand so the red diamond shone in the light.

“I got you a great ring, right, Moons? Red for Gryffindor and our loooove-”

“Sirius, you bought the most expensive one you could. It’s just a coincidence that it’s red.”

“Lies and slander.”

[joneevarts]

Making mag159 hurt more and no one can stop me.

(Also notice how in Peter's version the only thing not taken by the fog is his wedding ring and in this version Elias ring is the only thing vanishing :D)

[stayawakee]