#and also weird noises

[hellenhighwater]

Today we learned that Malice does like to be brushed IF the hairbrush is dripping wet.

She does also hate being wet.

Nonsense animal.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

gojo is the type of bf to kiss you alllllll the time when you least expect it . i know he is. super casually and whenever he feels like it, no matter what you’re doing….. every time you so much as pucker your lips in thought he’s There and ready to smooch you :((((((( you’re sitting on the couch and reading? smooch. you’re cooking? smooch. you’re in the shower? smooch. how did he get in there? smooch. he’s insane and addicted and he loves you sosomuch……..

[itsghostlost]

But there’s a cooler and better Italian

[satoblue]

one of the things satoru would do on a date is take you to a photo booth and while you think it’s for taking cute photos, the main purpose it serves is so he could fuck you in it and get clear shots of him giving you back shots but especially for the front view when he shoves your face in the camera to get pictures of your jaw dropped in pleasure and your eyes rolling all the way back to your skull from his thrusts

[king-lena]

roger waters performing ‘run like hell’ on the wall tour (1980)

[fatedroses]

Don’t let his pretty face fool you, that man is snoring his ass off.

[thegeminisage]

i collected all the lucanis bits from the dragon age vows & vengeance podcast into a single video for people who don't want to listen to the entire thing!

i'm not able to do subtitles for this video because youtube is stupid, but here are transcript links and here are the full eps w/ subs on youtube. audio is from e6 & e7; it isn't EVERY line lucanis says, but 99% of his dialogue. warning for graphic violence.

timestamps:

0:00 - lucanis completes a contract, ruins a wedding, and is forced to make a hasty exit

3:03 - lucanis sneaks up on the main characters, introduces himself, and agrees to do a job for free

5:22 - lucanis hands out pointers on killing humanely with a garrote and helps with backstory exposition

6:23 - lucanis wants coffee. (he yawns a lot in this podcast lol)

6:34 - lucanis crosses a client due to extenuating circumstances

7:02 - "decapitation is so messy" so true

7:12 - lucanis does some CRAZY field medic shit (wound fingering!!), realizes his patient is poisoned, and comes up with a solution

[dragon age masterpost]

[wander-wren]

decided to watch joehills after seeing him on scar’s stream and also just like, Around, and i became immediately obsessed and i’m busy telling anyone who will listen about him now. i’m sorry. why does this man not have more subscribers. he’s a national treasure

[pondslime]

What do you want from me? What have I done? I'm just a word processor, for Christ sake!

Griffin Dunne as Paul Hackett AFTER HOURS (1985) dir. Martin Scorsese

[radjerda]

A little late to the party, but (coincidentally) in honor of Half-Life 2's 20th anniversary, I present to you my recent attempts at figuring out how Barney's face works

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

did u guys know i love suguru geto

[not-a-choice]

Listened to MYTH side one and was so overcome with the need for it exist physically that I immediately bought the album and burned it to CD

[beatcroc]

something about perspective, representation, or finding beauty in imperfection, i don't know. i mostly just wanted to say that fake pep looks like shitty ice cream.

[fatedroses]

Finally I draw the flipside of the scary adventuring duo that is estinien and zenos. aka one man using the other as a third eye blindfold and the other being absolutely dead to the world because cozy (until he overheats in two hours and is unable to escape).

[medicalunprofessional]

play dentist

[starscelly]

the flying finn with his second of the night!

dal@col 05.01.25 | round 1 game 6