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all I want is a warm blankie, no more emails, and for my house to smell good.
#emynn.op#genuinely feel like if I had all three of those things I would be healed#but alas it is too hot for blankies#and my house smells fine but I WANT it to smell like a rich bitch lives here you know?#all the time without having to do anything#and email#haaaaaaaa#haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Guess who's back
Back again
CAwdra's back
From the dead
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lmao i'm so sick of people calling my place of work with their airpods and getting mad because they can't hear me. as if it's my fault they're using bean sized pieces of plastic to conduct a conversation and i'm fighting over what sounds like a thousand oncoming cars and the very winds of winter because GOD FORBID josh in fidi waits until he's indoors to make a 3 minute phone call.
#we have an app#we also text#and email#josh has so many options#but calling us while he's walking downtown and complaining throughout the call that he can't hear is the easiest one i guess!#this won't be my circus or my clowns in one more week IT'S FINE
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what about Partially, for another reason. I know i'm either O- or A- because my dad is O+ and my mom A- and i and my sisters had our rhesus factors typed at birth because if it was positive, our mom needed an injection to prevent her antibodies getting to know the rhesus protein things and attacking the next positive baby. to my understanding.
*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced
#this reminds me to ask for my data from the bone marrow registry thing#and find out which of the two options it is#because they typed me#but it's like a non form fillable pdf i need to fill#and email#to get them to tell me#bis speaks
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lions are very mean and like jellyfish
#ai#artificial intelligence#writing#writers on tumblr#social media#funny post#shit post#linkedin#follow#unfollow#random#random thoughts#nonsense#emailmarketing#email#autism#actually autistic
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I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the class had conferenced at recess regarding the poor state of the classroom goldfish’s tank. We decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the dire situation, and I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)
#shut up e#I’m sorry if this is dumb but it made me laugh SO hard#who let fourth grader me have an email address
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
#I was forced to get over my hatred of making phone calls bc of this#one 15 minute phone call is the equivalent of 5 back and forth emails#also if you don't know exactly what you need help with you can just ask and you can get real help#instead of just desperately clawing at faqs on websites#it's infuriating that it works so well#ramblings
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i hope this email kills us both instantly
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I think this is just a trend everywhere but I've been very frustrated this week by how much admin work is being outsourced to me as the patient/customer.
My orthodontist tells me I can make an appointment with the surgeon. I call the surgeon. They tell me I need a new referral. I call the orthodontist. They do a referral. I call the surgeon. Referral didn't come through. They tell me about their special unique system we have to use. I call the ortho again and walk them through the referral. I call the surgeon. They say the referral was missing some details so they have to do it again. I call the ortho.
The insurance company calls me about repair shops. I give them the name of the repair shop which I already gave them yesterday. They say they're not in their system but I can use them, but I have to call the repair shop to ask them to contact the insurance company. I call the repair shop and they say the insurance company is supposed to email them.
I feel like at a certain point these constant fetch quests become unreasonable?? Is it too much to expect these groups to communicate with each other instead of making me run back and forth between them???
#if the referral is inadequate why don't you tell the referring doctor directly?#instead of waiting several days for me to call you and THEN saying it's wrong#and making me take care of it#don't get me started on the professionally threatening email I had to send the regional director#for her to FINALLY send us an email introducing our new manager who was supposed to start 4 days ago
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#kirby#disability pride#daily kirby#my art#digital#hal laboratory#nintendo#yes I know that my blog is basically completely inaccessible to the vision-impaired#unfortunately it is a conflict of needs type of thing :(#I can do audio and text transcription really well (email me for prices lol)#but if I tried to write image descriptions for all my drawings I wouldn't be able to run this blog anymore.#so someday when I have money I will find someone to pay to do it for me!#someday!!!#(yes including the archive)#anyway I think disability pride month is real cool#and I love seeing my friends who may not identify as strongly with the disabled community sharing more stuff about it every year :)#edit to clarify: I fully intend to keep running this blog as long as I'm able! new little guy every day forever!#I was just acknowledging the accessibility issues with my own blog and the steps to fix that
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"unsubscribe" is not enough. i need a button that says "if you email me one more time i will track you down and kill you with a hammer."
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not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram
the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis
#this sounds like a 'argh kids these days doing [insert exaggerated story they don't actually do in reality]' kind of thing#except that I've gotten soooo many emails like this#there's a reason that I don't have my DMs open on any socmed and it's bc they attract people getting way too casual/parasocial immediately#and forcing people to write out an email both filters out 90% of weird impulse messages and also throws them out of that casual headspace#except that I can actively tell when this fails and someone is treating emails as if they're the same thing as DMs
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this is how your email finds me:

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i only have one shower how many shower heads can i possibly buy
#email#its a really nice shower head though its a good place to buy them#but i literally cannot put any more in my home
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