#and he plays dungeons and dragons
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bradshawsbaby · 1 year ago
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Book recommendation!
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First of all, tell me that is not the most Bob Floyd-coded cover illustration you’ve ever seen! It’s honestly what drew me to pick up the book in the first place. But what a sweet, fluffy, romantic story it turned out to be! And not only that, but it also turns out that Bo Durand actually is THE MOST BOB FLOYD-CODED CHARACTER EVER!!! I loved him from the very first second he walked onto the page. So glad I stumbled upon this one!
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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Expertise can't help you here.
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kroovv · 10 months ago
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My first D&D character redraw🐉
2015-2024
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demekii · 7 months ago
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light and sea domains
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crowbitz · 10 months ago
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return of the poedigal son
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artisicallya-rambo · 7 months ago
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I put far too much thought into these DnD classes
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tinfoil-jones · 4 months ago
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Jerk Ford AU: Silliness VI (Family Edition)
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17-year-old Shermie: *holding out a lunch pail* Stanford, don’t forget your lunch. I don’t want you to be hungry.
12-year-old Jerk Ford: Whatever, b***h.
12-year-old Stanley: Ford! You can't talk to our brother like that!
Jerk Ford: Sure.
-45 Years Later-
57-year-old Jerk Ford: *holding up a paper bag* Dipper, your lunch. I don’t want you starving.
12-year-old Dipper: Whatever, b***h *flips him off*.
[Directly From This]
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Jerk Ford: Hey, runt.
Mabel: Yes, Great Uncle Ford?
Jerk Ford: I was reading through the entries and 'corrections' you and your brother oh-so-kindly put into my Journal, and I noticed something.
Mabel: What?
Jerk Ford: You defeated the gnomes?
Mabel: Yup, with a leaf blower!
Jerk Ford: And this whole kerfuffle started because... they wanted you to marry them and be their queen?
Mabel: Oh- uh, yeah. I was disappointed because they weren't secretly a vampire.
Jerk Ford: You don't say...
-Later-
Jerk Ford: Now, what is the age of consent in the state of Oregon?
Jeff, hanging upside down from a tree: *sobbing* Eighteen!
Jerk Ford: And what's the age of consent for anyone with the last names Pines, Corduroy, Ramirez, or McGucket?
Jeff: Infinity!
Jerk Ford: Good, we're at an understanding. However, just in case- *continues to blow on dog whistle*
Jeff: *screeches in anguish*
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17-year-old Stanley and Jerk Ford sitting in the Stanley Mobile.
Stan: Ford, I know what you're thinking.
Jerk Ford:
Stan: You cannot blow up the state of Jersey.
Jerk Ford: Why not?
Stan: That wouldn't solve nothin'!
Jerk Ford: Yes it would.
Stan: What problem could blowing up New Jersey possibly solve??
Jerk Ford: The existence of Jersey.
(In all seriousness, Jerk Ford would definitely leave with Stanley. They would struggle being homeless in Stan's car for a few weeks or months depending on when they were kicked out, but they both still had scholarships to Backupsmoore so they'd be good once they went to college. Jerk Ford would conduct so many séances around Pines Pawns in the meantime that it would be super haunted forever)
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Stanford: I was stuck in a dimension where the arm of the galaxy I was in was in the midst of a galactic war. And all of the men - and about a hundred other genders across the different alien species - regardless of age were required to serve in the war. But, there was a loophole.
Anyone who worked at Hooters, in space or terrestrial, was exempted, to improve the morale of the remaining civilian population of women - and about a hundred more genders across the different alien species - the real reason I was in trouble for not putting in my two weeks notice isn't just because it was bad work practice, but it made me a war deserter.
Stan: Please never speak of this again, and don't try it again.
Stanford: I can't anyways, lost too much weight. No 'hooters' to speak of anymore.
Stan: Please, stop talkin'.
Stanford: I made so much money, too.
Stan: Sometimes I wish ya didn't know words.
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During a Game of Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons
Old Man McGucket, the Dungeon Master: You realize what you are facing is a type of ooze - a corrosive monster called a Black Pudding.
Jerk Ford, playing a Bard: Quick, is anyone's character a vegetarian?
Dipper, playing a Ranger: My character lives off of the land, so no.
Soos, playing a Druid: Same here dawg, no.
Wendy, playing a Tabaxi: Heck no.
Mabel, playing a Satyr: Surprisingly, no.
Melody, playing a Warforged: My character doesn't even eat.
Jerk Ford: Da-rn it! A vegetarian would be immune to the Black Pudding.
Old Man McGucket: ...And why do you think that?
Jerk Ford: Don't you know; if you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding?
*collective groaning from the other players*
Old Man Mcgucket:
Old Man Mcgucket: I'm giving you a negative inspiration point.
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luckyblackcatxiii · 1 year ago
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I love Arrigal so much, even though I know this man would--and most likely will--sell me to Satan for a corn chip. It's been so long since Saverio first met him outside Barovia, that it's great to see him within the Mists. I can't wait to meet him again <3 (and now that we were gifted a bunch of money recently, I'm sure the feeling is mutual)
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wankadoodles · 3 months ago
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playing a campaign for the first time in 10 years; redesigned my clownku, Galileo!
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bloodfool · 1 year ago
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My beloved Curse of Strahd NPCs!
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blujaydoodles · 15 days ago
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felix is somewhat startled to find that simon reacts to praise of his work as if he's never gotten any before in his life
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plistommy · 1 year ago
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You asked for a sub and I delivered. You know Steve, right?
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heybiji · 1 year ago
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dande's dying btw
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bluejay-makes · 5 months ago
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Experimental colour commission for @julskee
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thyeternalhunger · 11 months ago
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Hello goregrind vampire
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Vecna
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dindleseed · 10 months ago
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Hi and welcome to ‘my new dnd character I’m obsessed with’
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