#and ice cream and chicken dippers

[oceaneyesinla]

my parents have bought SO MUCH food for Christmas

my mother bought a turkey that feeds TWELVE. there will be THREE of us on Christmas day. THREE. i'll be eating turkey for every meal

also she bought huge amounts of chocolate and told my poor dad he couldn't eat it until i came home

[allamericanb-tch]

things me and my siblings quote literally every day

do you wear wigs 

bad orange 

grrr gimme that.. i’m joking 

am i doing it? feels like im doing it 

brother eughh 

mom turn around

his face is so generic it matches every other face in our database

you have done that yourself

i am le tired 

into town for some ice cREAM

a single grain of rice can tip the scale

what’s wrong with you stupido

is it… shut your yap??? 

you lie.. why do you lie 

honey i’m dean 

how long is this going to take 

the evil thing is a gruesome beast 

bag check for dippers eyes 

bye bye

the star is out 

you just tweeted i hate brussels 

being spider man is so easy 

chicken

a cheat a cheat that’s what you are 

omg i just love your matching dresses! really?? noo!!!!

pizza pizza go in tummy me so hungy me so hungy

hallo

arms extendo 

ah that’s good joe 

i really want some miso soup

hey where’s spatula

[itsthemysterykids]

Coraline: We are never drink a shake made from eggplant.

???: Actually this shake is made from beries, rasberies, ice cream, milk and whipped cream.

Neil: Who said that?

Ronald McDonald: Twas me! Ronald McDonald, your beloved-

Dipper: KILLER CLOWN!

Ronald: What? No, I’m Ronald McDonald! You know, the beloved food mascot for the entire food franchise that pumps cows and chickens with enough steroids to give them facial hair.

Norman: KFC?

Ronald: NO!

Coraline: Wendy’s!

Ronald: Do I look like Pippy Longstocking?! No! Anyway, the Grimace Shake is a delightful beverage worth a sip.

Neil: … Are you the Burger King mascot?

Ronald: Just drink the shake.

Wybie: Sure. Just eat a McWhopper.

Ronald: What?

Wybie: I said. Eat. A. McWhopper.

Ronald: … Uh… Sure. Okay, I’ll have one of my delicious McWhoppers. It’s not like they take years off my life, and… That’s the reason I’ve been replaced by a box as the mascot. *Takes a small bite out of a McWhopper* So good.

Dipper: Deal’s a deal. Gimme a shake.

[paigeb188]

everything i ate / drank today

day 41: october 26, 2023

- 3 scrambled eggs with one serving of mild cheddar shredded cheese- 320 cals (210 cals for eggs, 110 cals for cheese)

- tostitos hearty dippers tortilla chips- 160 cals

- one can of chicken with rice soup- 200 cals

- klondike classic vanilla ice cream sandwich- 180 cals

- balanced breaks cheese & crackers snack tray- 170 cals

- 4 cheese pizza rolls- 140 cals

- 6 strawberry icebreaker mints- 30 cals

total cals: 1,200

[summerwl]

Daily log: 6/5

Daily goals:

- 10k steps

- Work out

- Eat a fruit and/or a vegetable

- Eat healthy

Exercise log:

Step count: 14,231/10,000

Calories burnt: 719/500

Meal log:

Lunch: salad, a granola bar, a rice krispy treat

Snack: trader joes pb&c dippers

Dinner: salad, pasta, chicken

Dessert: half of a trader joes ice cream sandwhich

[masakiastrology]

zodiacs as food my school served🍔

Since I graduated, I thought I'd remember something I truly loved about school... listening to the lunch menu and thinking 'boy am I glad I can drive to McDonalds'.

Aries: The extremely burnt french fries. Like, one time I bit into one and I swear my tooth chipped.

Taurus: Mac and cheese. Sounds delicious, right? No, they put fucking chili in it.

Gemini: The sweet potato fries. Sometimes, they never said it was sweet potato fries, so I'd wonder why my fries were so damn orange, bite into them, and then realize.

Cancer: The school nachos with plastic cheese.

Leo: Bruised apples.

Virgo: Mozzarella cheese dippers with cheese so sticky you almost choke every time you go to swallow.

Libra: The eggs that somehow have crunchy parts in them... almost like an egg shell...?

Scorpio: The spicy chicken that was actually not spicy and they just put ground pepper on it to the point I had to go to the nurse once.

Sagittarius: The tacos with the hamburger meat that tastes nothing like hamburger meat and was very runny...

Capricorn: The rice that almost made me choke because of how dry it was.

Aquarius: Whole grain chicken nuggies with soggy bottoms.

Pisces: The ice cream that you have to pay $5 for even though the local ice cream shop nearby gives me 2 scoops for $2.

[phantomenby]

Tax evasion

"Now remember, if you're gonna eat the rich go for the ones with nice teeth, that means they eat good. Y'know like if you eat wagyu 'cus the cows are fed with fancy grass"

Everything was so bright at night. Maybe it was just his super cool eyes though. That's what Paul always told him.

Paul told Laddie lots of things. Like sharks only exist in Hollywood movies, yellow snow is bad but the kind he uses makes his brain go fast, if you're trying to get someone to find you cute just widen your eyes and cry a little.

He did that once, and an old lady bought him cotton candy and a comic book.

But now he was lost. His big sister, Star, wasn't out with him tonight and his brothers had kept him by their bikes. Laddie was bored, so naturally, he just walked towards the fun rides he liked to go on, no one tried to stop him so he assumed it was ok.

Only he didn't have any money, and the mean man at the big dipper said he was too tiny.

He wasn't tiny, he was almost five feet tall now!

Oh well.

Hey look ice cream-

-

You were bored.

You had an insatiable need to do something much more interesting than, this.

For some reason, your friends thought going to the fair to play all the rigged games was the best thing in the universe. Not like there was a literal roller coaster or anything.

Good thing your glasses made you motion sick otherwise the big dipper would run your finances into the ground.

A figure bumped into you, something small with long brown hair that cascaded over its eyes. A child, and a rather scrawny one at that.

He began to apologise, eyes filling with worry as he stumbled back, tiny hands gripping his coat. You crouched down, giving him a warm smile and meeting his eyes with your own, "hey- hey kid, its okay, its okay."

The boy leaned into your hand as it smoothed down the side of his head, your words reasurring him.

"Whats wrong little man? You lost?" He nodded and you mimicked his pout, quickly replacing it with a teasing grin, "you want me to help you find them?"

When he shook his head you frowned, eyes raking over his body to check for any possible signs of damage. He looked ok, but he was still cowering away from you and keeping fairly quiet.

"Wanna stick with me?" I mean why not, if his family were looking for him they would find him soon enough, it was better than abandoning him to fend for himself.

His head bobbed forward, once, then again and you brought him into a gentle hug. When you pulled away he was smiling sweetly, "come on, lets get you fed. You allergic to anything?"

-

It must have been at least an hour since he had bumped into you.

And the boy had an appetite, you would give him that. Once you took him over to a stand he pointed at, selling asian cuisine, he asked for noodles. Just noodles.

No wonder he looked so grey.

Of course you had ordered something more than that, some noodles as requested, but a side of orange chicken and steamed broccoli with soy sauce on top. He winced at the little green things, but you promised to buy him cotton candy if he ate half of them, oh so kindly offering to eat the rest for him after.

Now you were both sat at the end of the pier, a leg swung over either side as you faced each other. Laddie, as he told you his name was, was watching you with wide wonderous eyes as you talked.

Being older, and smarter, you had decided to share your knowledge with him. His little head was nodding, taking in everything eagerly.

"And what did I say about filing your taxes kid?"

He looked down and you could see his brain working, then a wide grin grew on his face, beaming, "always take cash when you can, never count it and then you don't have to pay taxes on it!"

You laughed, clapping your hands and pinching his cheeks, "thats right kid and remember-"

"Laddie!" hearing a female voice cry out the name of the boy beside you you turned, holding his shoulder so he wouldn't fall as he did the same.

A young woman ran around the edge of the pier, followed closely by a group of equally attractive young men.

Laddie shouted back, letting you held him down before running to the woman he had called 'Star'.

She was pretty, eyes wide and wild, you assumed from the anxiety of losing the little boy. Behing her a thick mane of permed chocolate toned hair fanned out, going just past her shoulders and bouncing with her movements.

You didn't pay much attention to the boys, more focused on the little one leaping into her arms.

Climbing down you shuffled over, smiling awkwardly at them, "I'm guessing you're his-?". You trailed off before you could finish, she couldn't be older than twenty, surely she hadn't birthed him.

"Sister, I'm his sister," it felt like a lie, but you didn't push. The way Laddie clung to her like a safety net told you everything.

He was safe.

Nodding with her words you shuffled away slightly, no longer in your relaxed state as five pairs of eyes set themselves on you.

None of you spoke, your eyes shifting awkwardly until you met the gaze of the brunette who had a very interesting flag hanging out of his back pocket.

"So you're commies?"

[the-fiction-witch]

Tell Me A Story?

MOVIE MPHFPC COUPLE: JAKE PORTMAN X READER RATING: SUGGESTIVE BUT ADORABLE

I stood outside the store waiting around my hands in my pockets watching people come and go, listening to the constant dinging as people came in and out of the store, watching the hot Florida sun begin to set across the vast ocean, there was a cloud on the horizon we would get a little rainstorm soon.

"Guess who darling?" I heard whispered in my ear as someone covered my eyes and like any national woman alone in the middle of Florida

"AHHHHH!" I squealed twisting the arms back as I turned seeing the guys' feet and kicking him right in the nuts

"AAHHHH Y/N! IT'S ME!" Jake complained as he fell to his knee's in pain

"Ohh sorry Jake" I smiled giving his head a kiss

"I think there bruised" he whined

"Ohh grow up Jake no there not" I laughed "That's what you get for sneaking up on a lady"

"Can we go sit down?"

"Yes come on" I laughed helping him up as we headed over to my car I drove as he got comfy in my passenger seat, "KFC?"

"EHh, don't want the grease from fried chicken, Taco Bell?"

"Not really in the mood for a five dollar Taco" I sighed "You want a burger"

"Nothing I need two hands for, Chipotle?"

"You need two hands for that"

"Ohh shit yeah"

"Plus I didn't want taco bell, I don't want higher quality taco bell." I sighed "You wanna go get Mc Donald's?"

"sold" He smiled "share box?"

"Hell yeah" I smiled starting the car up and heading down the streets

"Hey?" he smiled taking my hand and giving it a kiss "I missed you"

"I missed you too, how was your shift?"

"Fine, stacked adult dippers"

"Fun for you"

"A man got mad because I wouldn't pack his one banana for him he got like legit mad and called my supervisor"

"what did Steve say?"

"He said just wrap it and don't make eye contact with the customers anymore" He sighed

"Steve hates you"

"I know he does"

"It's because he's scared of you, your a year older then him"

"I know, How was yours?"

"Ohh my god a lady came in to get her dog done"

"Her dog?"

"Yep"

".... you work at a nails place?"

"I know."

"Did you do it?"

"No course not it's not sanitary, she got super mad and threatened to shoot a hole in our roof"

"This place is nuts"

"Yes it is" I smiled as we pulled into the drive though line "Share box, two Ice creams, large coke, large Fanta, large fries, Yeah?"

"Yep" He smiled getting his wallet we did our order and split paying for it, once it came I handed it to Jake making him sit it on his lap "Make out point?"

"I was thinking second base point actually"

"You'll here no complaints from me"

"Yeah I didn't think I would" I smirked heading to our usual spot, on the cliff near the beach, in the empty little car park overlooking the sunset and the beach. We climbed into my backseat and had out food well most of it some fries and such left sat on the centre arm rest on the front seats as he wrapped his arm around me so I laid my head on his chest both of us getting cosy and cuddly as we watched the sun go down together "Jake?"

"Yeah y/n?" he asked pressing a kiss to my head

"Tell me a story?" I asked taking his hand and playing with his fingers

"Okay" He smiled "Kiss first?"

"Kiss. then story" I smiled giving his lips a sweet kiss, he happily kissed me back it turning from a gentle kiss to a snog before it was even one full kiss, his open mouth kisses passionate but slow till he pulled back and kissed my nose

"Okay, The first story is off a little girl with sweet blonde curls and a hidden secret on the back of her head..."

[goodomensblog]

Afterward - Part 18

A Good Omens Choose Your Own Adventure Fic

Here’s how it works:

I’ll write a scene.

At the end of each scene, you’ll be presented with 2-3 options for what the characters will choose to do next.

Comment or reblog to vote for your choice. I’ll count all votes after the first 24 hours after each update is posted.

Read: part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10, part 11, part 12, part 13, part 14, part 15, part 16, part 17

(#3 wins! Once again, we’re going with the most chaotic option and I am here for it)

Afterward - - - Part 18

- - - - - - - - - - -

It is late, and the streets of London are quiet and tired when the Bentley growls into the barren parking lot. Overhead, garish yellow arches glow, a lackluster flickering beacon in the darkness.

Aziraphale glances up - and then back at the restaurant, and heaves a long, deep sigh. “Oh dear.”

“Oh fuck yes,” Beelzebub crows, sitting up.

“McDonald’s,” Gabriel says, voice flat with disinterest. “Is that one of yours...?”

“Oh yeah, yep,” Crowley answers, steering them into the drive through. The giant, back-lit menu bathes the passengers of the car in a dull, white glow.

By the time Crowley remembers to roll down the window, the speaker is crackling and hissing and a tired voice is saying, “-your order. Would you like to try our new Triple Grand Big Mac? It comes with triple the bacon and triple the cheese.”

“Just uh, give us a sec please,” Crowley says, and looks to Aziraphale first. “Angel, what do you-”

“I want the new Triple Grand Big Mac!” Beelzebub says, leaning over the front seat. Dark blood is still dripping down the side of their face, and Crowley recoils as it splatters on the car’s dark leather.

“Watch it with the blood!”

Shifting to see around Beelzebub, Aziraphale sighs and hums, fidgeting as he looks at the menu. “Well...perhaps the wrap? Hm...no. No. Never mind.”

Crowley feels hot breath horrifyingly near to the base of his neck, and glances back to see Gabriel’s awful face pressing up on his right, attempting to peer out the driver’s side window.

“What the hell, Gabriel!” Crowley snarls, jerking back - only to bump into Beelzebub, who is still very much leaking blood. “Oh, come on - gross.”

“What is...a McFlurry?” Gabriel asks ponderously from Crowley’s right, as Beelzebub shouts, “And I want one hundred chicken nuggets!”

“Listen,” Crowley replies, grimacing as he wipes blood off his shoulder, “they’re not gonna be able to make a hundred chicken nuggets. It’ll take too long-”

“Perhaps...the veggie dippers?” Aziraphale mutters and shudders. “Though maybe it would be best if-”

“Um - excuse me?” The voice from the speaker crackles. “Do you, uh, need help, sir?”

“No, no - we’re-”

“Yes,” Gabriel says, interrupting. “Listen. My body is a temple, and I will only soil it with the purest nutriments. Do you understand?”

From the speaker, comes a long, buzzing silence.

“So you’re um...like a vegan?”

“Veeegan,” Gabriel says, sounding it out.

“Oh my God,” Crowley groans, pinching the bridge of his nose.

“I want fifty cheeseburger Happy Meals,” Beelzebub demands, leaning over Crowley. “And don’t you dare leave out the toys!”

“Sorry? You want fifty-”

“Do you think they could make me a deconstructed burger?” Aziraphale muses.

“If I am going to debase myself with food, it must be organic, sugar free, have no preservatives, be keto friendly-”

“And give me forty-five ice cream cones - with the flakes!”

“Excuse me - what?!”

“-of course no trans fats, no GMOs, no partially hydrogenated soybean oil-”

“...perhaps I could request they leave off the pickles. The acidity really does tend to bring down the entire flavor profile-”

“-and seventy no - eighty hash browns! I want them double fried, no triple-”

“That is….ENOUGH!” Crowley shouts, laying his hand on the horn; and finally, the car’s passengers go completely and mercifully silent.

“...sir?” The voice from the speaker squeaks out, hesitant.

“Yeah, sorry about all that. I’m ready now.”

Ten minutes later, the Bentley rolls out of the drive through.

Aziraphale sits, lips pursed, with a salad in his lap and a large milkshake balanced between his knees. Beelzebub is slouched with several greasy boxes of nuggets between their legs and an ice cream cone in each fist. Beside them, Gabriel sits, lips curling in disgust as he peers suspiciously at the baggies of baby carrots scattered over his lap. 

Crowley, black coffee in hand and a small, greasy bag of fries set beside him, takes a long, slow sip of the drink. He clears his throat, and says with a measure of defeat, “Okay, yeah, fine - I’ll pop over to the store later to get us some better food.”

“Oh thank Heavens,” Aziraphale sighs; giving Crowley a conciliatory smile, he takes a dainty sip of his shake.

By the time they pull up in front of the bookshop, the car is littered with fast food wrappers, and Crowley sits in his seat, glaring, until quick hands snatch up the trash. 

“Thank you,” he mutters, and shoves open the door.

So eager is Crowley to return to the well worn sofas and sleepy warmth of Aziraphale’s bookshop, that he doesn’t even consider the possibility of enemies or traps until his hand is on the door. 

Fingers twisting around door handles, he halts. Aziraphale bumps into his back with a muffled noise of shock.

“Crowley-?” Aziraphale asks, pressing a warm, steady hand against his back.

Lowering his glasses, Crowley shifts to the side and takes a long, scrutinizing look through the dim windows. 

It’s unlikely that Entropy would know to find them here. But...they’d underestimated the void creature before - and they were in no shape to fight their way out of a trap. 

“Wait here,” Crowley says, glancing back at Aziraphale. “I’m gonna check it out. Make sure no one’s lying in wait.”

“Not by yourself, you’re not!” Aziraphale protests, reaching for his arm.

Crowley turns a considering look at the company crowding his back.

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Before they can retreat into the safety of Aziraphale’s bookshop, Crowley needs to verify that it IS actually still safe and there aren’t traps or enemies lying in wait. Aziraphale insists that he shouldn’t go alone, and Crowley decides…

To take Aziraphale with him to check the shop for dangers. Aziraphale is injured, but a part of Crowley would rather they stick together. Besides, if something is lying in wait, Crowley would give his life before he allowed harm to come to Aziraphale. Team Ineffable Husbands is a go!

To take Gabriel with him to check the shop for dangers. Okay, yes, Crowley does technically hate Gabriel. But Gabriel is less injured than both Aziraphale and Beelzebub, and the archangel does still have an ethereal sword up his metaphysical sleeve. Crowley is willing to put up with Gabriel if it means keeping Aziraphale out of harm’s way. Team Inimical Assholes is a go!

To take Beelzebub with him to check the shop for dangers. Beelzebub annoys Crowley slightly less than Gabriel, and despite their injuries, Beelzebub is a powerful ally to have in a fight and seems to have a nose for sniffing out enemies. Team Awkward Demons is a go!

To go in alone, despite Aziraphale’s protests. Aziraphale is injured and Crowley would rather face any potential traps knowing that Aziraphale is safely out of harm’s way. He doesn’t need backup anyway. Team... just Crowley is a go!

Please comment or reblog to vote! :)

And yes, McDonald’s does actually sell tiny baggies of carrots.

Part 19

[survey--s]

40.

1) When was the last time you walked more than five miles? How come you did it? Last Friday for my last day at work. 2) Do you ever get blisters in really unusual and/or painful places? I tend to get them on my heels or underneath my toes. I don’t know if either of those places would be considered unusual, though?

3) Is it too hot not to have AC where you live, or could you/do you cope without it? It would be nice to have it sometimes, but life is perfectly manageable without it. I certainly wouldn’t rush to go out and get an AC unit above other things. 4) What book are you reading right now? Would you recommend it? Alice by Christina Henry and yes, I would absolutely recommend it. It’s like a dark twist on Alice in Wonderland and it’s really good so far. I love it. 5) What was the last flavour of ice-cream you had? Raspberry sorbet.

6) What did you order the last time you went out for dinner? Does McDonald’s count as going out to dinner? I had chicken nuggets, fries, cheese dippers and an apple pie. 7) Do you prefer listening to music or watching television when filling out surveys? Watching TV for the most part. I only tend to listen to music when I’m driving these days. 8) Do you struggle to sleep if your room is too hot or cold? Yes, most definitely. 9) If you eat breakfast, what’s your favourite thing to eat? If not, why not? I normally just have croissants or a piece of toast as I don’t have much appetite in the mornings, but during the holidays I’ll have things like waffles or bacon sandwiches etc. 10) Would you ever want to run a marathon, or does it just seem like too much effort? Nah, I’ve never ever seen the appeal of running - it’s just far too much effort lol.

11) Who is you favourite character on “Scrubs”? (if you watch it, that is). The Janitor, Dr Cox and Dr Kelso. 12) Have you been watching the World Cup this year? I did watch some of it the last time when it was on, yeah. 13) How many pillows do you sleep with? Two. 14) What’s one thing your parents do that really gets on your nerves? My mum often picks at little things like my eyebrows or my hair...she means well but it’s just really annoying, lol. My dad is just really hard to make conversation with and if it’s not something he’s interested in, he’ll just say nothing. 15) Do you think you could ever become a vegan? I mean, if I had no choice due to allergies, I could do it, but I certainly wouldn’t ever choose to do it voluntarily. 16) Do you have a certain routine that you do whenever you do your hair? No, not really. It depends on how I’m going to style it and what the weather is like and all that. 17) Are you one of those people who is constantly glued to their phones? Ha, pretty much, but I use my phone for my business, reading, the internet, gaming and chatting. Like most people, my life is on my phone.

18) If someone gave you £10,000 tomorrow, but you had to spend it within 24 hours, or you’d lose it all, what would you buy? A load of groceries that could be stored for months (tins and stuff), pet food and supplies (again, that could be stored), stock for my business and I’d spend some of it on a fancy holiday too. 19) Do you watch Wimbledon? If so, who’s your favourite tennis player? Sometimes, yeah. I like Roger Federer. 20) Do you drink as much water as you should? I can’t remember the last time I drank plain water. 21) I read somewhere that you can get bacon cheeseburgers in a glazed donut, instead of in regular burger buns. Would you ever eat something like that? I’d try like, a bite of someone else’s but I wouldn’t buy one for myself. 22) Have you ever gone to any ridiculous extremes to lose (or gain) weight? No, I don’t think so. 23) When’s the last time someone told you off for something? I honestly don’t remember. 24) What do you eat when you get late-night cravings? It depends on what the cravings are, but normally cereal or toast. 25) How often do you eat fast-food? Once a fortnight or so. 26) Do you use hairspray on your hair once you’ve styled it? I use mousse if I’m going to be leaving it curly. 27) Do you ever buy albums anymore, or do you just think it’s too expensive/too much hassle? No, I just use Spotify for all my music. 28) What’s your favourite television show that’s still being made? The Simpsons. 29) Do you ever get really hot feet at night? Yeah, even in the depths of winter. 30) Does anyone in your immediate family have any habits that worry you at all? Yeah, my dad has orthorexia which is an obsession with healthy eating to the point where it’s unhealthy. It really worries me sometimes.

[http-lonerr]

safe foods (300 and under)

is your family going out to eat and you're not sure what to eat? i got you boo. (these are restaurants my family normally eat at so if you'd like options from a specific restaurant just add below or pm me.)

CHICK FIL A

bowl chicken noodle soup: 255 kcal

medium fruit cup: 60 kcal

12 count grilled nuggets: 200 kcal

zesty buffalo sauce and ketchup: 25 kcal

grilled fillet: 110 kcal

large diet lemonade: 80 kcal

STARBUCKS

grande strawberry açai refresher: 90 kcal

venti strawberry açai refresher: 130 kcal

all hot coffees: 5-300 kcal

excludes blonde smoked butterscotch latte, cinnamon dolce latte, caffe mocha, white chocolate mocha

all hot teas: 0 kcal 

excludes chai tea latte (240 kcal), london fog tea latte (180 kcal), matcha green tea latte (240 kcal), honey citrus mint tea (130 kcal), defines brewed wellness tea (10 kcal)

steamed apple juice: 220 kcal

steamed milk: 200 kcal

espresso frappecino: 210 kcal

coffee frappecino: 210 kcal

all cold coffees: 5-230 kcal

all iced teas: 45-240 kcal 

a lot of them come with milk/cream in it so you can ask for none for lower calories

all cold drinks: 90-140 kcal 

if you add milk/cream those are the 140 kcal drinks

reduced fat turkey bacon and egg white sandwich: 230 kcal

spinach feta and egg white wrap: 290 kcal

avocado spread: 90 kcal

ham cheddar and peppers / egg white and roasted red pepper egg bites: 170 kcal

bacon and gruyere sous vide egg bites: 300 kcal

classic oatmeal: 160 kcal

hearty blueberry oatmeal: 220 kcal

plain bagel: 280 kcal

cinnamon raisin bagel: 270 kcal

everybody’s favourite bantam bagel (2 pack): 200 kcal

everything bagel: 290 kcal

lemon cake pop: 140 kcal

birthday cake pop: 170 kcal

cookie dough cake pop: 180 kcal

chocolate cake pop: 160 kcal

creminelli prosciutto tray: 170 kcal

smoked turkey jerky: 70 kcal

moon cheese cheddar: 70 kcal

string cheese: 80 kcal

beef jerky: 70 kcal

berry trio parfait

vanilla yogurt: 110 kcal

ZAXBY’S

side salad: 25 kcal

1 chicken finger: 100 kcal

tongue torch: 20 kcal

1 slice texas toast: 150 kcal

BURGER KING

garden side salad: 60 kcal

hamburger: 240 kcal

cheeseburger: 280 kcal

4 piece chicken nuggets: 170 kcal

4 piece spicy chicken nuggets: 210 kcal

chicken fries: 280 kcal

crispy taco: 170 kcal

value onion rings: 150 kcal

value unsalted fries: 220 kcal

kids oatmeal: 170 kcal

applesauce: 50 kcal

soft serve cup: 170 kcal

soft serve cone: 190 kcal

hersheys chocolate sundae: 260 kcal

caramel sundae: 240 kcal

1 chocolate chip cookie: 160 kcal

small hashbrowns: 250 kcal

3 piece french toast sticks: 230 kcal

WENDY’S

6 piece nuggets: 250 kcal

grilled chicken wrap: 300 kcal

apple bites: 35 kcal

JIMMY JOHNS (can reduce calories through customisation)

turkey little john (no mayo and add dijon mustard): 150 kcal

ham and provolone little john: 300 kcal

roast beef little john: 250 kcal

tuna salad little john: 250 kcal

salami capicola and provolone little john: 290 kcal

blt little john: 300 kcal

pickle: 20 kcal

LONGHORNS

mixed green salad: 100 kcal

broccoli: 90 kcal

cup loaded potato soup: 270 kcal

bowl shrimp and lobster chowder: 250 kcal

caesar salad w/ dressing: 250 kcal

strawberry and pecan salad w/ dressing: 190 kcal

seven pepper sirloin lunch salad: 250 kcal

grilled chicken and strawberry lunch salad w/ vinaigrette: 280 kcal

8 count grilled shrimp: 160 kcal

side rice: 230 kcal

plain baked potato: 270 kcal

black beans and rice: 290 kcal

kids grilled chicken tenders: 140 kcal

kids sirloin steak: 230 kcal

kids chicken tenders: 270 kcal

oranges: 20 kcal

DOMINOS

1/4 of medium thin crust pizza (spinach and feta cheese): 300 kcal

so this is how i like my pizza, but in conclusion, thin crust is the way to go. it has the lowest calories for the most food.

1/2 dish of pasta (chicken, marinara sauce): 205 kcal

1 plain wing: 55 kcal

1/2 buffalo chicken sandwich (no blue cheese sauce, provolone and onions): 240 kcal

classic garden salad: 80 kcal

PIZZA HUT

1 slice medium thin pizza (spinach): 170 kcal

1 bone out wing: 79 kcal

1 traditional wing: 80 kcal

1 mozzarella stick: 82 kcal

MARCOS

1/2 calzone (cheese and chicken): 213 kcal

1 piece cheese bread: 90 kcal

1 chicken dipper: 60 kcal

chicken caesar salad: 300 kcal

LITTLE CAESARS

1 buffalo wing: 64 kcal

[missile-silo]

We have to clear out the freezer because moving in 4 days so I’m gonna do something I call freezer feast which is essentially eating 4 chicken pies and 6 croissants for breakfast and coming back for some sausage rolls and steak bakes for lunch, with micro chips fish steaks and another round of sausage rolls and chicken pies for tea. Oh and supper is fish, chicken and mozzarella dippers. And soup. And ice cream probably we’ve got about 50 twister lollies

[islandpcosjourney]

Day 19 – May ’22 challenge

27th May 2022

I came so close to cheating today! I never like going to the shops when I’m hungry and today I went before I was due to have my final thick juice of the day – usually a big mistake! I went in craving carbs – just simple hunger! I got all of my fruit & veg and could have gone straight to the checkout as I didn’t need anything else in the rest of the shop. Instead I decided to face my hunger like I’d done before by wandering around and proving to myself that I could resist. I went to the reduced area, nothing there I fancied – all ok. Unfortunately the pizza section was right above it and there were loads of pizzas on special offer 🤦🏻‍♀️ I could’ve had any pick of them and I picked up a few but none of them screamed at me. So I started thinking about compromise and took a look at the smaller Pizza Express pizzas but they were £5! No comparison to the £1.25 pizzas being advertised above! However, in terms of their quality, there was also no comparison and I gladly left, looking at the fresh pastas instead. I couldn’t make a decision as I fancied all of them so I left all of them – easiest option. Went passed the bakery, nothing reduced so I gladly left there too. Even went to the frozen aisle and found ice cream on offer but left it behind too. So, I went with my fruit & veg to pay for it all and go home before I got tempted by anything else!

I saw a BBC programme advertised – What are we feeding our kids? Aside from the fact that I don’t like the use of the word “kids” for children, they’re humans not goats, it looks like an interesting programme that I’d enjoy watching. The ad is all about how we should think about foods in different groups rather than thinking of unhealthy foods having high fat, salt or sugar. Classing them in terms of their industrial processing instead.

Group 1 is unprocessed or minimally processed foods, natural foods – fresh or frozen fruit & veg, herbs, milk, eggs, fresh raw meat (not marinated), dried pasta (not sure about this one as I would class it as a processed food ��🏻‍♀️)

Group 2 is culinary ingredients – oils, vinegar, sugar, salt, butter – used to cook with or flavour group 1 items but has had to go through a process, cold pressing, refining to create it.

Group 3 is processed foods – tinned veg, cured meats, bacon, cheese – foods that go through a process to preserve or flavour them but are usually still seen as an ingredient. If a few items have been combined to make another (milk, salt & fermentation = cheese) then it is classed as a processed food (this is why I’d class dried pasta as one because you need to combine flour, eggs, salt & water to make pasta).

Group 4 is ultra processed foods – cereal, flavoured yoghurt, crisps, biscuits, sausages, fizzy drinks, branded bread, fast food, pizza, chips, chicken dippers, basically anything put together in a mechanical or industrial format to create an item which can then be eaten as is or once it’s heated up. If it has anything in the ingredients list which we can’t use at home, then it’s a UPF. Apparently UPFs account for 2 out of every 3 calories a child or adolescent eats today – 2/3rds of their diet essentially?! Wow!

This way of classifying foods is so clear, for me. I learnt about these classifications from Kym Campbell back in 2017 when I first learnt how bad bacon was for me – I was gutted to hear that! She used a pyramid to illustrate how much of each should be used. Obviously Group 4 was at the top, the smallest section with Group 1 being the largest at the bottom. It can help to start thinking about each item you’re considering using in this way. At the height of my PCOS diet, I was completely avoiding Group 4 and only rarely using Group 3. It was exhausting being that strict and it didn’t work in the long term. Plus, any time I ate out and couldn’t control exactly what ingredients were used (even though I’d specify GF & DF), if low quality veg oil was used (which it normally is) I’d react really badly to it. Nowadays I try to think a bit more intuitively about my relationship with Group 4 “foods”. They’re tasty, deliberately to keep us hooked; they’re cheap, deliberately to make us buy them; they’re convenient, deliberately playing on the busy lives we lead.  Group 4 makes up the largest section of the supermarket and as a result, the largest percentage of our diet. I try to limit my Group 4 consumption.

I’m not perfect by any means, but trying to eat a little less UPF each week can go a long way to helping the planet and our waistlines. It doesn’t mean doing without our favourite foods. It just means, using Group 1-3 to make them ourselves, without the chemicals and additives that make them into Group 4 foods. Chicken fillets in flour, beaten egg & breadcrumbs, flavouring natural yoghurt with blended fruit, using frozen fruit to make ice cream, making bread in the bread machine & therefore dough for homemade pizza with a simple tomato passata, fresh toppings & a sprinkling of cheese - just a few ideas to create a homemade version of the easy, cheap, tasty UPF. Yes it takes effort, yes our time is very precious but we only have one chance at living within our bodies so isn’t it worth it in the long-term? If you keep your house clean & tidy, give your car a service every year, clean your clothes, make an effort at work; why has putting our bodies, the home of our minds, become so far down the priority list?

[hikertrashprincess]

Day 19

5.17.22

The snoring did not live up to the hype. I actually had a great night’s sleep. No complaints!

Amelia and Captain Caveman had agreed to meet me with snacks at Standing Bear farm so I had plenty of time to make it the 10 miles there. I went on a side trip to a fire tower.

I got to Standing Bear and awkwardly wandered around while no one on staff seemed to be around. Finally someone explained where the store was and how to get a tab running, although I’m still not sure if he was another hiker or a staff member. Once I was sitting with a cold drink I felt a bit happier and chatted with Grill Master who I hadn’t seen in quite a while.

Grill Master asked if I’d like her to count me in for the dinner she was making later. I knew I would wait for Captain Caveman and Amelia anyway so I said yes.

I chatted with Captain Caveman and Amelia and got some delicious snacks from them. Most importantly they introduced me to Little Debbie ice cream.

Grill Master was unfortunately tied up in traffic so she didn’t arrive back till 9 pm. By that point I had realized I was staying there and booked the Treehouse, a magical looking fairy house.

Standing Bear was definitely an experience. It wasn’t nice at all and was pretty filthy, but I wanted to have the AT experience. I even saw some rats but I’m pretty sure those were just the chefs.

The whole thing had a quirky cute look and I did love it for that.

Poor Dipper got roped into fixing the well after the running water stopped working and they asked if he knew anything about pumps and wells. They said they’d go retrieve the parts and be back. They did come back… 4 hours later.

In the end the chicken and dumplings Grill Master made were delicious, the fairy house was magical, and it was a good night of time with friends.

[starrypsychic-moved]

A  VERY  DESCRIPTIVE  &  DETAILED  PROFILE  OF  YOUR  MUSE. repost  with  the  information  of  your  muse,  including  headcanons,  etc.

TAGGED BY : i stole this one too ya’ll

NAME/ALIAS : Marion Evelyn “Dipper” Pines AGE : 20 (turning 21 on August 31st) SPECIES : Human GENDER : m/f ORIENTATION : Bi PROFESSION : Psychic showman

—————————————————————————- { PHYSICAL ASPECTS }

BODY TYPE : Bony, extremely thin HAIR : Brown (Dark Auburn) EYES : Cyan HEIGHT : 5′5″ —————————————————————————- { FAMILY }

FAMILY : Mabel Pines (twin sister), Stanley Pines (Great Uncle), Stanford Pines (Great Uncle), and Mr. and Mrs. Pines ANY PETS ? : Lucy, leucistic ball python —————————————————————————- { SKILLS }

PHYSICAL PROWESS : very weak SPEED : Quite fast, but his little to no endurance means it’s not for long —————————————————————————- { LIKES }

COLORS : Cyan, teal, all the other shades of blue, black, white, pink, gold, red, silver SMELLS : Lavender, mint, eucalyptus, petrichor, pine, musky cologne FOOD : Anything deep fried, fresh fruit (excluding strawberries), raw vegetables, marmalade on toast, dark chocolate, ice cream, chicken soup, DRINKS : Ginger ale, cola, tea, grape juice ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES ? : Whiskey, rum coke, champagne, wine, iced tea mooonshine, basically anything else

—————————————————————————- { OTHER DETAILS }

SMOKES ? : YES  [ X ]  ||   NO [ ]  ||   OCCASIONALLY [ ] DRINKS ? : YES  [ X ]  ||   NO [ ]  ||   OCCASIONALLY [ ] DRUGS ? : YES  [ ]  ||   NO [ ]  ||   OCCASIONALLY  [ X ] DRIVERS LICENSE ? : YES  [ ]  ||   NO [ X ] ||   WILL DRIVE ANYWAY [ ] EVER BEEN ARRESTED ? : YES [ X ]  ||   NO [ ]    —————————————————————————- DONE !  NOW  TAG  OTHER PEOPLE  TO  DO  IT !

TAGGING: steal away my friends

[jaseyraee]

God, I wish every day were like this. Saturday afternoon was fab today. Woke up from a nap after a night shift. Had a very nice and warm bubble bath with hubby while listening to Taylor Swift tunes. Hubby then prepared some potato croquettes and chicken dippers for dinner while we watched the movie Jack and Jill starring Adam Sandler and had one too many laughs. I fell asleep again afterwards but later on, got up again as I didn’t want to waste my time off really. My husband was on the PC while I decided to turn the heating on and head downstairs and just tried to warm myself up with a cup of tea and played Bitlife on my phone. Hubby went to check on me (the PC room is upstairs), and I invited him to another flick and we watched Just Friends starring Ryan Reynolds while munching on crisps and ice cream on a stick to top it off. Had an awesome load of laughs and this afternoon/night could not get any better. We are very much enjoying our Dolby/Atmos telly and we could watch movies for all we know.