#and is kind of a stoner

[kxotikat]

If Kisara had been in the Virtual World arc:

“Aw hell yeah, dude, let’s go kill your dad! “

[kneworder]

love a stonathan dynamic where jonathan knows he's bi but absolutely cannot stand the fact that he's into steve of all fucking people and refuses to admit it even to himself meanwhile steve knows he's obsessed with jonathan but has no idea he's queer at all and is just like i love my good buddy jonathan :) nothing better than listening to every weird band he mentions in passing and casually finding any excuse to touch him :)

[abacus051601]

average lawrence moment

[butchmammon]

obey me stoners who’s in your dream blunt rotation who’s in your nightmare blunt rotation I’ll go first

dream: mammon (says really stupid stuff that makes you laugh really hard, can keep up with insane and convoluted bits), beel (experienced stoner, keeps a cool head when everyone else is fried out of their minds, always has munchies), belphie (really good at finding the most comfortable spot to smoke, passes out early so you don’t feel bad about getting sleepy), asmo (will fill the silence with chatter when you’re too high to think anymore, looks really pretty with hooded eyelids <3)

nightmare: levi (the filter is always wet when he passes it back to you :/), solomon (he’s your dealer but the kind that it feels really weird to smoke with yet he insists on smoking with you every time you buy from him), lucifer (NEEDS to fucking relax, gets paranoid instead), barbatos (seems completely unaffected by the blunt and makes you feel stupid)

[miiiwu]

rip vyvyan basterd you would’ve loved making insanely violent and bloody newgrounds flash animations in the 2000’s

[fairylando]

and WHAT IF the pole position vr46 award car is the reason why we'll get a reconciliation?

[babyybrii]

thinking abt getting high w jj. both of you laying back in his bedroom, no one else home, lazily passing the blunt back and fourth as you talk abt everything and nothing. thinking abt how when the blunt burns down, he’s muttering a sweet “c’mere” while simultaneously pulling you towards him, making you straddle him as his hands wander up your shirt. he kisses you, smirking against your lips when you whimper, his hands continuing up your body. “you want something, baby?”

[iianian69]

please keep scout away from drugs for all of our sakes

[destinysbounty]

Me as a kid, age 13: and im gonna make an oc whos super special and has amazing powers and goes on adventures with the ninja and -

Me now, in college: what if the ninja had a sleazy PR manager

[alstroemerian-dragon]

nothing more platonic than smoking weed on a balcony at 9 pm and blowing the smoke into your homies mouth. trust me im an expert 🌺🔥🌫️

[landoffreaksandfrogs]

some concept stuff for bloodswap gamzee (bonus: olive karkat)

[apuff]

thinking about love in danger days

this is part of my conspiracy theory that that album is aroallo, but i've always gotten the sense that romance and romantic attatchment is much less important to danger days than any other mcr record. with bullets&revenge it's quite obvious as the demolition lovers take up like, everything, and the black parade has a heavy focus on a romantic relationship as well. 

while i do think there are lines in it that are romantically coded, there is a definitive lack of emphasis on it- like it's nowhere in the plot at all. 

i do think danger days represents a very familial type of love though. while other albums visit a sense of "i want you, i need you, i miss you, i hate you,", this is more like…"i love you, i want to protect you, i'm sorry"

i find this especially strongly in s/c/a/r/e/c/r/o/w:

"Nevermind about the shape i'm in, I'll keep you safe tonight"

"love, love, love won't stop this bomb"

"run, run, bunny, run"

and other songs: 

"i'll find you when the sun goes black"

"just save yourself and i'll hold them back tonight"

"how long until we find our way in the dark and out of harm"

relevant things i can't cover with just quotes are planetary go, oft-theorized to be about party poison and kobra kid, as brothers, leaving battery city together; sing, about the killjoys' last message to the girl while saving her; goodnite dr. death, phrased as him saying goodnight to children; and summertime, which i can't discern the meaning of but seems more like a family type of love. 

i think it makes sense that danger days is like this, seeing as it features main characters that take care of a child main character as opposed to main characters that love other main characters of the same age/ability. 

another thing i noticed while re-listening to the more sentimental songs for this essay is that there's just a distinctly different vibe to it. So much of it is focused around wanting to protect people, keep them safe and out of danger (<- ha that's the name of the album) and loved. i think this also makes sense, because the killjoys live a very, well, dangerous life without much security, and they'd want to provide what they lack the most. another semi-related thing i noticed is just how much of an emphasis there is on childhood in this album. i feel like there's a vibe of youth or teen-hood throughout the earlier ones, but this is just VERY strongly about kids. again this makes sense cause not only are the killjoys teenagers (a type of kid!) they also have a proper little kid to watch. 

also, i wonder how much of this stuff was due to gerard becoming a parent. just something to think about 

[milfvael]

Dragon age came up with some coworkers I barely know and I did not succeed in seeming normal I fear 🫡

[starsnores]

thinking of when i posted that gamzee is the closest a troll can get to toxic masculinity it was off the cuff but i had reason and i was thinking about it again. it's about how he carries his emotions. An immaturity and underlying anger. hmm.

[transchesters]

sam is so fucking tired of the devil screaming in his ears.

he reads online that weed is a good way to calm down. to relax. to ward off a panic attack and maybe get some fucking sleep.

but he did not read online that marijuana can be so incredibly harmful for the mentally unwell.

he does not read online that people who hear voices that aren’t real shouldn’t touch weed with a ten foot pole.

so he gets high. out of this world high. green-out on the dirty motel bathroom floor high.

seeing things that are not there high.

and when he comes down from his high,

there are more voices.

new voices.

ghosts long dead coming to taunt him.

delusions coming out of nowhere, in the middle of the night while dean sleeps and sam stares at the ceiling.

an invisible girl asks why he’s sad. a clown jeers every time dean makes a dumb joke.

his buried father asks him what went wrong.

[marsixm]

does anyone else feel like people freaking out about kids having "brainrot" are like, being way too fucking alarmist over kids like. making meme and pop culture references. like the not being able to read stuff is scary... knowing what skibidi toilet is isnt...