#and let go of robin

[sparkoflena]

In honor of Damian finally letting go of Robin before DC lets Tim Drake age, I saw somebody on TikTok come up with a theory I'm obsessed with. So enjoy this elaboration on the concept.

Dick: ...didn't you come up on my doorstep about eight years ago?

Tim: Yes? Why?

Dick, looking around: So why are we celebrating your seventeenth birthday?

Bart, from where he's eating all of the cake: Because Rob here doesn't know how to not be an evil adult.

Tim: I could if I tried. I guess I just stopped trying.

Bart: And now we're all "how long have you been seventeen" gross it's like ancient classic movies like Twilight.

Jason: Please don't call Twilight ancient

Cassie (Sandsmark): In order to avoid all of those universes where we become evil when we grow up, we made a deal with a sketchy god to simply not grow up.

Kon: Most of the time, it's Tim that goes evil and the rest of us just follow him with minimal exceptions. So we continue to blame Tim for our immortality.

Dick: ...so you guys are actually in your twenties.

Tim: No, we're seventeen and unable to grow up. It's the best way to defeat Gun Batman. Keep up, Dick.

Dick: I don't think I want to. Bruce, go handle your son.

Bruce: I don't think I want to handle this either.

Jason: Your circus, your monkeys, old man.

[iwritelmao]

Bruce: *gets kidnapped*

Clark: *suddenly becomes the scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Tim: *gets kidnapped*

Kon: *suddenly becomes the second scariest motherfucker in gotham*

Damian: *gets kidnapped*

Jon: *to the kidnappers* hey guys! no, don’t worry, I’m just here to give yall a fair warning—hey dude shooting people isn’t nice—that you have maybe two minutes before Dami gets impatient and violent so you might just wanna let him go! yeah I can take him home!

[batfam-belfry]

ride-or-dies help you win rooftop tag

[ktkat99]

Jason comes back from the dead and, as he's still a bit out of it, heads to the manor.

Crawling straight up through six feet of compacted earth is hard, especially after waking up suddenly in a coffin, so after he makes it inside, he sits down to rest on the couch.

And immediately falls asleep.

Hours later, Bruce returns home to find Jason's body, covered in dirt, dug up from the grave and left on his couch.

[logicallyblind]

I need a fic where robin!jason is the only one to notice baby stalker tim while they’re out on their patrols and it gets to the point where he’ll occasionally address him when he’s alone & around the others and they think he’s low-key going insane

fast forward a couple years and tim refers to something he saw while he was stalking batman and robin and jason’s head just WHIPS towards bruce and starts screeching “I TOLD YOU I WASN’T HALLUCINATING THE TINY STALKER CHILD FOLLOWING US B!! I FUCKING TOLD YOU I-“ and he has to be dragged out of the room by nightwing, still loudly proclaiming his vindication while tim and the others just watch on with the pikachu meme face

[catgrandpa]

No more Tim flinching away from him and Jason brooding about Tim being scared of him. It should be like this:

Jason: has a flash of panic/rage after seeing Tim do something particularly triggering in the Robin suit and lashes out a little

Tim: flinches back hard and falls into a defensive stance

Jason:

Tim:

Jason: lmao dude did u think I was gonna kill u or smth? weak shit

Tim: kinda, but at least I can drive down the road without being triggered by a stop light. embarrassing.

[cosmicpoutine]

joining the bat fandom is so fun, you pick a robin and hold onto that thing for dear life

[morganbritton132]

There comes a time in every Robins life where they realize that crying will actually get them out of this.

[matchingbatbites]

I keep seeing these little robots being advertised and just thinking about Eddie buying one for when he's on tour. Just chilling on the tour bus during travel time, using his little bot to follow Steve around the house, chatting while Steve does chores.

He doesn't know that Steve taped a picture of Eddie on a stick to it, partially so he feels more like he's talking to Eddie, but also because it dissuades the dog from trying to play with it.

Sometimes when Robin comes over she'll put a shoebox over it claiming that she and Steve need some alone time, and Eddie will make sad noises until Steve rescues him. One time Steve comes home to find that she made an entire cardboard labyrinth that Eddie is currently trying to solve, though not very successfully.

[ilostmygenderalongwithmydignity]

Bruce figuring out Captain Marvel is a kid because of him saying some brainrot nonsense he’s heard his kids say is always fantastic, but I think it’d be even funnier if, as a result of the absolute fucking gremlins he calls family, he automatically contributes like a sleeper agent. Like

Captain Marvel: I only have 69¢

Batman, not looking up from his paperwork in the corner, in the most friendly and excited tone the League has ever heard from him: You know what that means! :D

And all of them turn to stare at him just in time to see him give his patented Disappointed Sigh™️, directed at himself for once, and look into the distance as if questioning every single decision that led to this moment. The League is in shock. The younger heroes didn’t think Batman knew what Vine was. Nightwing is laughing so hard he’s sobbing on the floor, because Dick knows damn well it was HIM who caused that

[invisiblehoodie]

Tim is done with Bruce’s drama-

[snowcoming]

excuse me but dick's siblings can not read him better than the original teen titans. his siblings might read his body language better (especially cass) but they won't recognize- can't recognize dick's expressions like donna, garth, wally and roy can.

there's no way. the fab five have known dick for an insanely long amount of time, and perhaps the only other person is barbara.

like i know you guys love your sibling relationships, but like seriously? the fab five have known each other for an insanely long amount of time there's no need to pretend that they wouldn't understand dick like he's part of their own soul. because they would. you don't go through so much with some people and not know each other like they're parts of you. because at that point, they are.

[rockttm]

i love them all so much guys i need the 8 of them back together 😿😿

[ravenpureforever]

On one hand, Young Justice is kind of neglected by the actual superheroes that should be looking out for them in a lot of crucial ways and very much failed by the adults around them

But on the other hand Red Tornado straight up hosts a parent-teacher conference where their respective legal guardians all show up, barring Batman who’s in traffic so Nightwing fills in instead because Robin’s dad does not know he’s a vigilante which is objectively hilarious

[violent138]

Duke: "Bad news guys, he managed to give me the slip."

Tim: "How? Okay, who's got eyes on him?"

Damian: "He's just... gone."

Tim: "Hood?"

Jason, eating takeout: "Stop hacking my comms for this, I'm not even there!" *leaves the channel*

Steph: "Negative from me, I've been tailing some whole other guy."

Tim: "Nightwing?"

Dick, in a whole other city, on the computer, barely listening: "I already told Alfred I left the keys in the--"

Tim: "Thanks anyways. Orphan?"

Cass:

Tim: "Well shit. Everyone, we need to find him now."

Kate, spotting Bruce holding someone's black-haired baby at the Gala and immediately taking the baby from him: "No."

Kate, pressing a hand to her earpiece: "I got him just in time. Don't give me those puppy dog eyes Bruce, you can't even keep all your kids' names straight anymore."

Tim: "Phew, crisis averted everyone, good work. But remain vigilant."

Jason: "Tim, I swear to God--"

[lazylittledragon]

mombin pt 8, FINALLY!!!

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