#and lustfully

[hotdoghottakes]

I just love this angle~

[fyodorfucks]

guys im! lonely! and i want attention! and im so silly and fun to talk to! i promise! :^)

[ceramicrambles]

White Lotus Luo Binghe AU where he gets to grow up and actually become an adult instead of being thrown into the abyss. And he’d still be white lotus bingbun at his core, because he never experienced betrayal+xin mo. I think this would be so fun because Adult Binghe would slowly be driven up the fucking WALL at the fact that SQQ still sees him as “a cute little sheep” when he’s past marrying age and clearly much taller than Shizun now!

Luo Binghe still sleeps in the side room. It drives him mad every night to see SQQ in his inner robes. He’s losing his mind and LQG is still courting Shizun so he realizes he has to up his seduction tactics a thousand times immediately.

Shen “straight man” Qingqiu is constantly bombarded with the protagonist’s attempts and is getting increasingly flustered. He denies these thoughts as being inevitable because the protagonist is obviously sexy by the laws of the world.

One time, LBH gets wife-plotted and SQQ locks him in the side room until the poison wears off and Binghe is just clawing at the walls like: PLS PLS PLS PLSPLS Shizuuuun PLSPLS

Another time, they go to the hot springs together. (Luo Binghe jerks off at least eight times beforehand so he will remain totally calm the whole time) but then Shen Qingqiu looks at him, sees him naked, and then freaks out. It’s imperceptible to anyone else, but LBH knows because he’s memorized all of Shizuns expressions.

Anyway, Shen Yuan locks himself away for a couple days and then won’t look Luo Binghe in the eyes for a week after. This eventually leads to a conversation like this:

LBH: Does Shizun find me so disgusting he can’t stand this disciples body? Has one look caused Shizun to disregard me?

SY, internally: Fuck! I can’t let him think that’s why I’m acting weird. It will give him a complex! I have to make sure he knows how sexy he is, objectively, by the laws of the universe itself.

SY: Binghe is very attractive.

And then LBH would explode I think.

[scullivanbiddle]

This particular move really impacted my romantic expectations.

[vonbabbitt]

Was hiroaki admiring hama's chest or did he actually care for his Tattoos in ch3 infernal assuage

he was admiring his BACK actually

[yeyinde]

devoured midnight mass and now i can't stop thinking about a Price-Priest au for some reason, but like:

he's a good leader. a pillar. but you keep making him question his faith, his morality. he clenches the rosary so tight in his fist whenever you come into the confessional that it leaves permanent marks on his palms. fresh wounds on his back from self-flagellation. hides in the confessional for days, muttering miserere to himself, acts of contrition. he's fully convinced you were put on this earth to tempt him. lead him into damnation.

you become his ultimate Test. he has to save you. has to. but you keep driving him mad until he breaks. bends you over the pulpit and fucks you in a house of god, consumed by his own downfall. all wicked, bastardised religion. the grievous weight of lust crushing him until he's broken in your hands. now a wrecked, wretched man in search of absolution that he decides can only be given to him by you. thinking along the lines of corrupted salvation. that slow crawl to unhinged, obsessive devotion. madness, honestly.

he's a zealot; you're the sanctuary that will save him. no matter what. after all, god made you just for him.

(except that god has fangs and eats flesh.)

[merakiui]

he’s so cute… 🥺

[staytrueblue]

Neil Ellice im just saying if you wanna keep posting gym content people (me) would 100% support you…by liking and sharing and comments and drooling

Jesus holy god mother of all. Babe im sorry you got hurt but was the rest of the view necessary? Not complaining I am just literally so overwhelmed rn

[angelsdean]

the way cas eating dean's meat on valentine's day is literally canon

[abyssalcunters]

its late on a sunday fuck it

im a dyke men dni

[b1mbodoll]

humiliation and being forced to voice what you want…

[sergle]

Is this dress kind of slappy or is it kind of stupid

[cockmancers]

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[coyotehusk]

✨ Daddy’s Little Angel✨

[mxnsterfxckr]

y'know when the barbarian teachers breasts bounce boobily and u just wanna shove your face in them? yeah me too Jace

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[onthenightisland]

the vampire armand look alike contest tonight in my torture chamber