#and maxine tbh

[sarahlancashire]

top 5 recently watched? (movies or tv series)

midsomer murders

bluey

under the bridge (ik it's still airing so i haven't technically finished watching it but whatever)

series twelve of taskmaster

palm royale

ask me my top fives

[lyxchen]

I'M SORRY did they give Maxine ocd?? (not angry, more like just really surprised) like the light switch and then the "Wrong. Everyone I love will die" and having to flip the light switch again, like that's intrusive thought + compulsion. Was this intentional? Are the writers aware that this is an ocd thing???

[lyrakanefanatic]

yall i was cleaning out my room and found this old bath and body works spray and…

GIGI x MATTIAS IS THAT U???

[marijuanaragdoll]

Anyway, not to make Marcus’ storyline about Max, but even her parents ignored her this season.

[bunbunsheart]

ok i may already have a self insert for my selfship w superman my bad

[clarissaweasley-10]

dedicated to everyone in the tig fandom... take one, its an order, im holding you on gunpoint btw<333

[istan-idraw]

a wip i probably won't finish

this Maxine design belongs to @misdre . The hair and curvy figure and everything. i just drew her in a bunny suit with sparkly eyes.

a smaller file size:

[gaycrittercentral]

STREAM DOODLES BABEEYYYYYYYY

the context for all of these is somewhat lost due to them being based on jokes between me and everybody in chat while I was streaming, so I've added in some explanations in the image IDs. I owe a lot of these ideas to everybody who came and hung out with me during the streams, so if you ever have an idea you'd like to chat with me about or see me draw feel free to come hang out at the next one! I'm always happy to take suggestions ^^

[arias-archive]

hey girl heyy 🎧

could you possibly write a xander x max fic?there such a lack of content for them here ahh 😭

thank you!!!💜

a/n: hey darling! YES OFC. it’s criminal how little fics there are tbh. I hope u like this!

warnings: none :)

description: xander decided he’s had enough of the distance. and with the storm forcing them to stay indoors, what better way to spend time together?

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stormy sleepovers (a xandermax fic)

“Come on, Xander. You’re much stronger than this.”

“Really? That’s what we are doing now?” I’m a man so I need to be strong? How sexist.”

That earned him a swift smack to the back of his head. He sighed, blinking back painful tears as he looked down at the decimated onion he was skilfully trying to dice.

He picked up the knife again with a grimace and managed to cut a tiny bit more before collapsing onto the floor, scrubbing his eyes furiously. “This is torture,” he groaned, throwing a hand over his face dramatically.

He heard the soft tread of Max’s bare feet against the floor. She stops right next to him and kneels down. “Dinner won’t cook itself, and I am starving” she stated with an eye roll and her boyfriend’s antics, trying to pry his hand off his face.

“Get up, you dramatic bastion,” Max huffed, glaring at him sprawled across her dorm’s kitchen floor. Xander had promised to make Max dinner after she refused to play another board game with him until she had something edible in her system.

With exam season quickly approaching, Max was stressed. Like very stressed. And Xander had heard enough of Max’s endless voice messages of how stressed she was. He figured long-distance gifts wouldn’t cover it this time so he flew himself over instead, surprising her at her dorm.

Xander wanted to take Max out of her dorm for a bit, go outside and do something but the storm was so awful, they had to rain-check. So now the two were meant to be spending some romantic time cooking together, but turns out the onion got the best of Xander.

The lanky boy still wouldn’t budge, furiously rubbing his watery eyes, so Max knelt a bit closer, rapidly poking at his sides. Hungry Max was not a Max to be messed with.

Xander let out an ear piercing shriek, jumping away from her tickling fingers and hitting his head off a counter. Max retracted her hands and covered her ears, cackling she seen his head connect with the kitchen counter. “Holy ships!” she choked out, barely able to get her words out past her giggles. “Not even my voice can go that high!”

Xander pushed himself up off the dirty floor, onto his knees, scowling when he seen her laughter. “You’re being mean,” he pouts, his scowling lips reluctantly twitching in amusement.

Max was full blown belly laughing, clutching her stomach as giddy peals rung out of her. He didn’t even realise when he started laughing too, only that she looked so carefree with her head thrown back, tears slipping out from the corners.

He resisted the urge to puff out his chest like a douchebag, but that feeling felt pretty great. He caused that.

“Okay, that’s enough,” she snorted, wiping the corners of her eyes and pushing herself back onto her feet and leaning against the countertop. “Hurry up and finish dinner before I’m forced to eat you.” She said the words in a teasing tone, but Xander knew she wasn’t kidding.

He raised a brow, returning to the pitiful excuse of the chopped onions, adding them to the poorer excuse of pasta he was attempting to make.

“I would be quite delicious,” he confirmed, stirring the onions into the pot while looking at his girlfriend. In response to his question, she bit his shoulder. He shrieked again, jumping back, which sent her into another round of laughter.

“You asked for it, dude,” she shrugged, patting his shoulder sympathetically.

~~~~~~~~~~

He burned the pasta. Quite badly, actually.

He got distracted by tackling Max to the ground, tickling her until she apologised. So he forgot all about the pasta that was still cooking on the stove. It wasn’t until he smelt burning that they both jumped up and rushed to turn the stove off, only to be met with a blackened pot.

Max had just about used up every fake expletive in her vocabulary by the time the delivery driver notified her that her order was here. So she sent Xander all the way down the stairs, outside in the pouring rain, to get the food.

Xander Hawthorne had sprinted to get that food, thanking the driver profusely before sprinting back into the building, shaking the droplets off him.

Once he made it up the stairs, he opened the door breathlessly to Max’s face. She snatched the bags of food off him, ripping it open in her haste.

He would’ve laughed and made a teasing comment if he knew she was a hangry monster when left unfed. So he sheepishly sat down next to her, digging into his own food as well.

It only took about eleven bites, and five sips of the soda for happy Max to return.

They kept up steady chatter throughout dinner about all things nerdy. Ranging from Xander’s new inventions with Isaiah to Max’s new bookish obsessions.

Instead of tidying the rubbish and plates away, they just left them on the countertops for later. Max claimed it was a ‘tomorrow problem’ and Xander wholeheartedly agreed.

They shifted themselves into Max’s bedroom now, Xander lying on her bed, a laptop propped open in front of him. Max went to go get changed into her matching Star Wars pyjama set that Xander had bought her when he claimed they needed to be connected through clothes.

She casually strode out the bathroom, shutting the door behind her, but Xander swore his eyes had been blessed.

“Are you ready,” Xander intoned in his most serious announcers voice, “For a super Star Wars movie marathon?”

Max actually squealed, diving onto the bed beside him. Unfortunately, her co-ordination wasn’t stellar and her elbow smushed his poor nose.

“Ouch,” he mumbled from under her, pouting sadly. Max rolled her eyes, sitting up and pressing a small kiss to the tip of his nose. Xander grinned and put his pout away, pressing play on the movie.

The storm was raging outside wildly, pattering wildly against the windowpane, but the two hardly noticed it, engrossed in their movie. About halfway through the second movie, Max could hear a soft snoring sound over the dialogue. She turned her head and snorted at the sight of Xander, open-mouthed, fast asleep.

She paused the movie, placing the laptop on the floor and shifting her position so he could be comfier. Quite impossible with how tiny the bed was and how tall he was but he seemed content in using Max as a pillow.

She pressed a soft kiss onto his lips and stroked his short curls, the rain lulling her to sleep as well. Maybe they would manage a whole movie marathon one day.

[qqt3141]

ughhh cancer crew .. hits them with my women beam

[riddles-n-games]

Thought about Max and Xander since I don't really make content for them but decided to make some headcanons:

Max's parents took to Xander pretty well when Max introduced him to them although they were wary.

Max's grandmother surprised the heck out of Max when she pulled a Mulan moment (you know EXACTLY which one I'm talking about; if you don't, what are you waiting for?????) and tells her granddaughter that he has good genes. She also asks if great grandchildren will be in the picture soon (Xander reddens at that and Max blushes even harder; only Avery knows of this but Jameson may have found out too someway somehow-oh those sneaky Hawthorne ways).

They do bring up the conversation for fun on the topic of kids and while they are in no rush if they ever got married, Xander really wants to be a dad. But Max points out their horrendous height difference.

Xander makes friends with her younger brother and they get along nicely with the both of them wrecking havoc in Mario Kart. They love to play as Wario and Waluigi with Max occasionally joining just to beat them as Princess Rosalina or Yoshi.

Max often snatches up little Tiramisu on days she comes to the Hawthorne House and although she is there to hang with her boyfriend, she usually steals away into a cozy nook in one of the libraries for cuddles with her. That often ends in her falling asleep and napping until Xander comes to find her cuddled up with a book, the puppy passed out in her arms as well. He always makes sure to put a blanket over them and leave a treat for Tiramisu after he takes pictures, of course.

[jacobseed]

theo ward (fc5) | maxine sinclair (cod)

nellie kennedy (dbd) | neri blackthorne (bg3)

jamie voss (cp2077) | mia adler (dc)

was tagged by the lovely @cryptcombat to make some ocs in this picrew and its almost 4am so why not? but woooow they are so cute! thank you dear!

tagging: @bigbywlf @queennymeria @carrionsflower @hartsvale @beemot @rolangf @pitchmoss @pheedraws @red-nightskies @onewingedangels @nightbloodbix @firstaidspray @mercymaker @marivenah @risingsh0t @aceghosts @leviiackrman @florbelles and anyone else who wants to sorry if i missed you if you see this - i’ve tagged you!

[fnafverse-quotes]

Max: How are you?

Mike: Living the dream!

Max: Really..?

Mike: Nope!

[clarissaweasley-10]

This was in regards to Alisa sneaking Avery out of the hospital. I'm honestly exhausted with the lack of understanding that comes with Libby relationship with Drake . Libby was in an abusive relationship but when Libby was actually in a place where Drake couldn't get to her she didn't have any contact with him . Same with her father when she confronted him and she found out the truth that he was manipulating her to get to Averys money she not only cut him off from her life but also changed her appearance so that she could be seen as more "respectful" .

The villainsing of Libby is actually insane . Libby was still the person who took care of and kept Avery alive for so many years . Thea and Rebecca purposefully endanger Avery but they aren't hated because have become used to blaming victims for being stuck in abusive /manipulative situations while disregarding the nasty actions of the privileged

Libby actively fought for Avery and it's exhausting when people point out her mistakes . Do people choose to forget how much Libby gave up when she chose to live in Hawthorne house. She was holed up in there because she was convinced that her look would be too damaging for Averys image

I know this is long but it's getting frightening on how many times I'm seeing the victims of horrible relationships be blamed and made out to be the villain because they want to defend someone else who is in a much more privileged situation

EXACTLYYY!!! OMG I AGREE WITH EVERY WORD RIGHT THERE. Like Libby is SUCH an underrated character, she deserves SO MUCH more. We dont talk about Libby's trauma enough, firstly, theres the matter with both her parents. It is canon that Libby's mom was mentally abusive and didnt give a care for her child, and her father-well he deserves no special introduction. It is also heavily implied that Libby only received love at Hannah's and then her mom took that away from her as well. I have said this before, but victims of parental abuse are more likely to end up or continue in an abusive relationship cuz thats what they are used to. They were made to believe that they are worthless and are horrible people, when in reality the problem lies in the parents. Considering her upbringing and all that she's gone through, Libby could have ended up being a bad character who hated the world, BUT SHE DIDNT. Although she was never provided with any, Libby refused to believe that the world was devoid of love. Rather than being a sociopath, she started to give others the love that she never received. When Hannah died, Libby had zero obligation to take Avery in, as she wasnt exactly financially secure either- but she knew what would happen to her little sister if she was left with R*ck and decided to step in, even when she could've done nothing. IF THIS ISN'T A PROOF OF HOW AMAZING LIBBY IS THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT IS. She was ready to give up everything for Avery, and she did give up everything for Avery. No one even acknowledges the fact that Libby literally gave up her life to be with Avery- like hello?? She was at a new place where she stuck out like an alien in the midst of weird people (and cowboys 😉😉) without knowing what was going to happen next, continuously manipulated by her parents and bf aand being disrespected by someone she doesnt even know. I'm not an Alisa hater, but l can never justify or forgive her for the things she said to Libby (might make another post on it.) But did you hear Libby complain about it even once? no right. why? because even then her top priority was Avery. justlookathowselflessthiswomanishowcanyouhateheryoucows.

Tbh l wish we had more bonding scenes between Avery and Libby, cuz they're the ultimate power sisters in my opinion, and honestly, l loved the bits we got of just them being themselves... AND LIBBYNASH IS JUST MWUAHHHH. Nash is literally the most perfectest perfect man for Libby, because after all that she's gone through, she deserves a man who treats her like the goddess she is and worships the ground she stands on. And Nash too deserves someone to make him feel like he's enough and deserves love too. THEY ARE THE BEST AHHHHHH!!!!

[nobodybetterlookatme]

Speaking of lesser known musicals (unless you’re in the community), you a fan of the 25th annual Putnam county spelling bee? I did it in high school, and it’s probably the goofiest musical I’ve ever heard of.

Not a fan of it but I do know about it and now I'm having flashbacks to middle school/early high school 😭😭 we didn't do it but our drama teacher played a couple songs/clips and a few people got assigned a part from it to do and they were Bad At It lmaoooo

[sunshinelivesforever]

Xander x Max Headcanons

• They have movie marathons very often, even though one of them always falls asleep halfway through

• I think this is canon but they have a large and adorable height difference because Max's height is average while Xander is super tall

• So he can easily reach down and kiss her head

• They're both gamers and when they play video games together, they both get VERY competitive (especially Max)

• Sometimes they like to go on dates to different bakeries where they try out the baked goods and rate them

• When Max goes book shopping, Xander follows her around the book store and carries all the books she picks

• They have the best matching Halloween costumes. Every. Year.

• They like cosplaying as each other's favorite characters just for fun

• Max helps out Xander in his lab and gives him ideas for new inventions

• Max sometimes jokingly refers to Xander as "her pookie bear"

• Xander sends her some kind of bouquet every anniversary, sometimes a book bouquet, sometimes a chocolate bouquet, sometimes a bouquet of actual flowers

• Before either one of them has a really big event and they're nervous, the other person makes a handmade card to encourage them

• They made a secret code language together at some point

• Xander and Max can always make each other laugh

• Like, they'll be in a normal situation, and suddenly they'll meet each other's eyes and burst out laughing

• While the other people in the room give them side-eyes

• They have the most ridiculous contact names saved for each other in their phones

• Xander can cook a little bit. Max is banned from the kitchen

• Whenever Max gets in her fangirl feels, Xander listens to her rants and waits patiently for her to cool down

• They made matching friendship bracelets before they started dating and they still wear them even after they start dating

In conclusion, Xander x Max is one of the cutest ships ever and we need to see more of them.