#and maybe barty

[sommerregenjuniluft]

i saw your post about regulus not being able to deepthroat and you’re so right. He’s crying and gagging and barely able to fit it in his mouth

yeeeeeeesssss anon! you get it, you see the vision. reg is so eager and he’s frustrated about not being able to make it fit properly but also horribly turned on by the way james keep pushing just that little bit too far and his eyes are so red and leaky and his head is starting to get dizzy and he makes the prettiest, most pitiful high pitched gasps when he inhales deeply as soon as james grants him a reprieve and then he dribbles copious amounts of saliva and precum everywhere, making a mess and messing up when he tries to swallow it back and he coughs and james is cooing and petting his head,, regulus is humiliated but he’s also never been this hard

[artachokie]

marauders fans who dickride the canon will never not be weird to me. because wdym you actually give a fuck as to what J.K. Racist has to say.

[somecluelessidiot]

Barty, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Pandora: You did WHAT–

Regulus: William Snakespeare

[viviandarkbloombartylusversion]

Barty "adrenaline junkie" Crouch Jr. and Regulus "if I get on this roller-coaster it'll derail and kill me" Black are soulmates btw

Barty "blue raspberry slushie" Crouch Jr. and Regulus "cherry slushie" Black are meant to be

Let them ride a ferris wheel together and throw popcorn at children who are waiting down below

[all-too-unwell-13]

i'm going to war (looking through the rosekiller tag for an actual rosekiller fic)

[spidermanisabisexualdisaster]

Italian Barty who’s the worst at baking pizza but a culinary god with pasta

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

evan who almost dies when he sees barty in a suit, his hair brushed back. he looks all clean, and powerful. barty is standing by his father side, with that fake polite smile evan is so used to from people at galas like these

his original plan was to make fun of barty for looking like an idiot... but barty doesn't look like an idiot at all. he looks hot. really hot

[bri-cheeses]

I think that when they’re older, Barty and Evan get a cat. But the catch is that they name it something really long and absolutely stupid, and they called the cat by its full name the entire time it was growing up, and so now it won’t respond to anything other than it’s entire mouthful of a name. And Regulus swears he loses a shred of his dignity every single time he goes over there and Barty and Evan force him to greet their silly little cat by it’s silly little name

[katakosmos]

there's this image in my head of evan resting his chin on barty's shoulder and looking at him with the most wicked smile known to man

[ultravioletbrit]

“wind” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 368 words

Regulus is sitting by the Black Lake with James. James’ back is against a large tree, and Regulus’ back is against James’ chest.

The sun has already dipped below the horizon, but Regulus hasn’t realized how cold it’s gotten until a particularly strong gust of wind makes him shiver in James’ arms.

“We should head in.” James says as he’s rubbing his hands up and down Regulus’ arms.

“Not yet.” Regulus pouts and snuggles impossibly closer to James.

“Love, you’re freezing. Plus, we’re already late for dinner.” James tells him.

“Ugh. Fine.” Regulus grumbles as he stands up.

The wind continues to blow, making Regulus’ teeth chatter. James shakes his head as he takes off his scarf and wraps it around Regulus’ neck then uses the ends to pull him in for a kiss. They get lost in each other for a moment before Regulus shivers again and James pulls away with a small chuckle.

“Let’s get you inside, love.” James takes Regulus hand, and they walk back to the castle.

———

His friends are already eating by the time Regulus makes his way to the Slytherin table.

“You’re late, Black.” Barty snarks as Regulus sits down.

“I didn’t know I had to check in with you, Crouch.” Regulus fires back with no real heat.

“No, but it would’ve been nice to let us know you were switching houses.” Barty smirks at him.

Regulus looks at him confused until Evan nods towards Regulus’ neck. Regulus looks down and his eyes go wide when he sees the bright red Gryffindor scarf wrapped around his neck. 

“Now…” Barty continues. “Whose could that be, I wonder.” He dramatically taps his finger on his chin.

Unfortunately, James chooses this exact moment to enter the Great Hall. Regulus resists the urge to groan as Barty and Evan are barely holding back their amusement.

“Hmmm…” Barty hums. “Potter also happens to be late for dinner. And is suspiciously missing a scarf. Curious.”

“You know what?…” Regulus starts but then realizes he has no defense. “Shut it, Crouch.” He grumbles after a moment.

Barty and Evan’s laughter fills the Great Hall and Regulus drops his head in his hands, knowing his face is probably the same color as the scarf around his neck.

[tanketorskk]

Thinking about Barty getting fucked but he’s so whiny, back arched and begging for Evan to fuck him properly and to fill him up and Evan is barely lasting as is so he has to choke him into the mattress to get him to shut up so he can focus instead of busting right away

[saturnsconstellation]

Barty Crouch Jr would be the uncle that would rant to 6 year old Luna about his issues with Evan while she paints his nails pink and puts hello kitty hair clips to hold his hair back, and then he would 100% follow her advice.

He’d be THAT bitch and that’s why he’s Luna’s favorite. (I’m kidding) (or am I)

[stxrrnightjxr]

So like I actually need moonwaterkiller to be real because idk they’re just it. Like they’re IT

Three people who look like they could single-handedly take down a regime, destroy an army, idk become a dictator if they wanted too

But they’re soooo fucking soft with eachother and it’s almost disgusting how domestic they can be

Like Remus who’s simply just imposing because of his height and looks (even if he isn’t really as mean as people think he is, he still looks a little scary and no one can stop me from thinking that)

Barty who looks like he could rip out someone’s lung or something, and has definitely thought of it before, if he wanted to

And Reg who could probably kill someone with a well-placed glare?

But then you catch them huddled up together on the couch watching some stupid Christmas movie, sharing a bowl of popcorn (Barty’s hogging it) under about seventy blankets?

And they’re all so possessive and protective of eachother too

(Especially Remus near the full moon when in a magic AU, or even in a muggle one he just is.. like those r his boys, no one touches them)

And what if I said tall Remus, mediumish height Barty, and short reg? OR tall Remus, average height Barty, and tall Reg who’s taller than Barty but not taller than Remus? (I haven’t really thought about shorter Barty, but .. 🤨🧐)

And I feel like their dynamics are just a little different with eachother

Barty + Reg have been together the longest- and they’re so attuned to eachother that they could be having a whole conversation across a room with just looks. They’re both a little volatile, and butt heads a lot- (but when Remus came it he sort of balanced them out). They have the propensity and the ability to be really toxic, and sometimes that can come out with eachother- but they love eachother too much to hate eachother. (I feel like if they didn’t love eachother, they’d absolutely loathe eachother and honestly that’s just them)

Remus + Barty are a little different. Barty takes a little while to warm up to being fully vulnerable with people- just because it’s been ingrained in him to be cold and rude to anyone who doesn’t know him. It caused a few rocky parts in the beginning, because Barty absolutely wouldn’t let Remus in to many of his emotional turmoils, and Remus felt like Barty didn’t love him as much. (Of course, he did- it just took him a bit). And Barty is incredibly protective of Reg- another thing that caused a little strife- Barty, most especially when he’s moody and a little horny, doesn’t really like people touching Regulus (who isn’t him,) because like that’s his man? And so when Remus did, Barty was a little sour- but it only really took a bit before Barty was like ‘oh yeah, this guy’s cool.’ (Remus still lets Barty have his ‘Regulus time,’ but Barty’s learning to be a little forgiving.

Regulus + Remus. They’re honestly really vanilla in my mind. Not vanilla like boring, but they’re just really soft- like it’s not uncommon to walk in and just find them cuddled up on a sofa or something, either sharing a book or reading their own- but just being close. Reg’s secretly a big cuddler to me, so when Barty’s busy, is overstimulated (because Barty to me def has some type of touch-aversion at times, and at other times he’s hyper-touchy) or just doesn’t feel like staying still, Regulus’ll go to Remus, who’s always down to lie somewhere comfortable that doesn’t require him to move his bones too much.

I’d like to think it started out with Bartylus, and Reg eventually rekindled his relationship with Sirius (because I can’t live with them hating eachother) and met Remus, and then Barty met Remus, and it all kind of spiralled from there. (Reg’s eyes widened and looked over to Barty to see he was practically already drooling over this guy)

And Remus was so pathetically oblivious that at some point a very frustrated James had to finally pull him aside and tell him, “Merlin, Moony- those two have not stopped giving you ‘fuck-me-eyes’ for months now, at least talk to them before Pads has an aneurysm.”

But then they all got together and yes

[not-rab]

every single song is about you (singer au!!)

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[ezkel]

hear me out:

Barty centric fanfic where he finds Regulus' notes after he goes missing(was caved) and manages to take down Voldemort without raising suspicion.

He's still insane, still does terrible things, but he's finishing the task Regulus set out to achieve.

[deathnguts]

Headcanon that Barty has a really recognizable laugh. Like it’s so wheezy and loud and throaty and strange that no one else could possibly make that noise, that’s gotta be crouch. Even if he’s trying to be quiet, the cadence in which he giggles is so clearly him it doesn’t matter, even if he’s in full anonymous death eater garb all of them know which one is Barty when he starts cackling over nothing (though that’s also because he’s the only one off his rocker enough to laugh during what they do)