#and then there’s tony and steve

[phoenixkaptain]

Watching older Marvel movies is like-

These actors are so good, the characters come to life, the costumes look just like the comics and Iron Man 1 makes reference to Tony’s tin can suit and Captain America makes reference to his original shield shape and there may never be a better portrayal of Thor in the entirety of my lifetime. It’s like they stepped right out of the comics, the music is so good, the quips are so good, the foreshadowing of the Avengers helping each other learn and grow and heal is set up wonderfully and-

And then you think about where it ultimately went and it’s like. What?

Where’s the characters who are just like their comic counterparts? The fuck happened to Peter Parker? Why did the foreshadowing of Steve and Tony’s relationship improving lead abso-fucking-lutely nowhere? Where the fuck did romance between Hulk and Black Widow come from? What the fuck happened to Peter Parker??

Like, it was so good, it was going so well. The Avengers from the comics were put into live-action so perfectly, and then it crashed and burned. It makes me legitimately sad in some ways, because it was! So! Good! What happened? Why did they change everything? I mean, I know Civil War happened because of Batman v. Superman, but why did they decide to go that route? Some people liked Batman and Superman fighting in the comics, but did anybody like the comic Civil War???

I just don’t understand. Why make Civil War into a movie? Why on God’s green Earth would anybody suggest making a movie out of one of the least liked comic arcs of all fucking time??? And why did they change the arc in the most baffling ways possible??? What?? Were?? They??? Thinking??? Were they even thinking???? Whoever came up with this, I’m so sorry, but I think you should work on soap operas instead of comic adaptations.

[that1geek06]

"English isn't my-"

Hush now my friend, and let me read the absolute beauty of a fic that you have bestowed this world and humiliated the first English speakers with

[rana030]

Pov: you're reading fanfiction and suddenly y/n starts to call him daddy

[babymangosworld]

Me when y/n is acting like a little fucking child for male validation

[asherashedwings]

This is how the first Avengers went, right?

[12welveinched]

Me after clicking a p link thinking it was a fic rec.

Jumpscare.

[ctrlzirl]

me when I reach the angst part of the angsty fic that I specifically chose for the angst

[miryum]

does anyone else get, like, jealous when a fictional character dates or has a crush on another character?

... no? just me?

[morgangalaxy43]

The Avengers 2012 era was the best time ever in the fandom

Thor loves pop tarts, Clint lived in the vents, Bruce and Tony did science together, Steve was the mom friend of the team and did art in his free time, Natasha was cool aunt of the team, Loki was there too and a bunch of other characters like Peter, Sam, Bucky, Vision and Wanda all lived in the Avengers tower together

It was a much simpler time where everyone in the fandom was chill and having fun together

[goodkidmadcity]

when the fic was so good, you just sit and wish it was you there rn….

[that1nerd-20]

When a fanfic writer puts a nickname you think Is icky in their smut fic

[bvrnesher]

❝ 𝒫ull 𝒪ut 𝒢ame ! ❞ ― marvel !

summary: just what I think of each of these characters when it comes to pull out 🗣

— 𝒮teve ℛogers ;; He likes to think he’s good at it. And honestly? He is. Respectful, controlled, painfully self-aware. The second he feels himself getting close, he speeds up, grits his teeth, and pulls out right on time—usually on your stomach or chest. Gentleman. HOWEVER—deep, deep down? He does have a breeding kink. He just won’t admit it. The day you whisper “it’s okay, I’m on the pill”? He hesitates just long enough to ruin his perfect record.

Rating: 10/10. Practically flawless. Just a little too responsible.

— 𝒯ony 𝒮tark ;; This man cums like he’s paying rent. He could pull out. He knows how. Won’t. He’s like, “You knew the risk,” and just lets go. Finishes inside you with a smirk, kisses your temple like he didn’t just pump you full, and asks for another round like nothing happened.

Rating: 7/10. Could pull out. Ignores it. Still makes it hot.

— ℬucky ℬarnes ;; NO WAY this man is risking it, but for the sake of the game, let’s say he tries. He means to pull out. He really does. But the second you tighten around his cock when he’s close? Too late. He’s already twitching, already filling you up. Feels guilty after, mutters apologies, but ask him for another round and he forgets all about it.

Rating: 5/10. Tries. Fails. Feels bad. Does it again.

— 𝒯hor 𝒪dinson ;; Sweetheart himbo with the pull-out instincts of a golden retriever. You tell him “pull out,” and he’s like, “But why, beloved?” while thrusting deeper. His idea of affection is cumming in you until it’s leaking down your thighs and calling it “a gift from the gods.”

Rating: 0/10. He means well. That’s the problem.

— ℒoki ℒaufeyson ;; Oh, he can pull out. He just won’t—unless it’s to tease you. Otherwise? He stays buried until the very end, groaning in your ear about how good you feel while he fills you up. He wants to watch it drip out. It’s about power. Ownership. Ruin. You say “pull out”? He says “make me.”

Rating: 0/10. Wicked.

— 𝒫eter 𝒫arker ;; He’s studied the theory. He wants to pull out. He really does. But the second things start getting too good? He’s whimpering, cock twitching, finishing inside you before he even realizes it. Apologizes mid-orgasm and offers to run to the pharmacy still inside you.

Rating: 3/10. He tries. He panics. He fails.

— ℰrik 𝒦illmonger ;; Pull out? Babe, he hears you say it and smirks. Doesn’t even pretend to listen. Holds your hips down, grinds in deeper, and finishes inside like he means it. Tells you “You better take all that,” like it’s a challenge and a threat. Might pull out once—just to finish on your face and call it a reward. But most nights? He’s filling you up like it’s his personal mission.

Rating: -100/10. He’s doing it on purpose. You’re not walking right tomorrow.

[-hiddlesdweeb-]

I don't care what anyone says, I WILL NEVER agree with the decision to have Steven "With You 'Til The End Of The Line" Rogers ABANDON his best friend to go with Peggy. Fuck Marvel for that, respectfully.

[caxapthecat]

if u got depression u know the amount of effort it took for him to do those dishes

[actually-mentally-ill]

finding out making up whole detailed scenarios with fictional characters in your head is a “sign of mental illness”