#and they still fail

[aghostsnail]

Just so you know, you asked for this

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FULL FIC COMING SOMEDAY IM CURRENTLY SITTING AT LIKE 17K WRITTEN WORDS AND SUFFERING ACTIVELY ON THE FIRST CHAP-

IM A LIAR I SAW THE FIRST SENTENCE AND COULDNT HOLD BACK

THE INTERNALIZED DENIAL YOUR WRITING KILLS ME

it didn't respond-no HES not responding someones still in there it can't be a hollow piece of metal when seconds ago it held the most important person??

17k+ words I'm going to be a WRECK

[teaboot]

what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

[bonesbugs]

Adrien takes full advantage of his face post-reveal

[hinamie]

03/20

hbd itadori yuuji the mc of all time!!!!!!

[paragonraptors]

im a davrooknevecanis truther

[fernsnailz]

some good future metal/neo pages i did while waiting at the mechanic yesterday

[1071png]

Nagito I did on paper yesterday during the blackout

[deadshadowcreature]

Cookie run stuff I haven’t posted here

[frownyalfred]

the humorous upside to Jason really doubling down on being the kind of Red Hood who is at best morally grey and makes a habit of chopping off heads and shooting anyone he doesn’t agree with is that he is 100% Batman’s obscenely scary dog. the second he puts that bat symbol on his chest it’s over, even if it’s a mockery or a message or whatever. Gotham’s underbelly shits their pants when they see Red Hood. and therefore, Batman — brutal as he is, but so much less lawless, in a way — is suddenly the nice cop in his own city. the city where he routinely cracks skulls, stalks targets in the shadows, and throws people off buildings to get information. Jason makes him the “easy” option in Gotham, and while I’m sure the whole Jason thing keeps Bruce up at night for other reasons, that must be so frustrating? here you have a little shithead upstart elbowing into YOUR city and breaking the rules and suddenly goons are being nice to you? or they’re acting out because they’re more scared of the “other guy.” only a father could love that kind of prodigal son without strangling him.

[morganbritton132]

AU where Dustin is obsessed with this band that recently went viral. Their origin, unknown. Their members, unknown.

Suddenly, one day, they were there and Dustin is obsessed and like, yeah. Okay. They have a lot of songs about a hazel eyed king but - ��Corroded Coffin also had a lot of songs about dragons. Are you also a dragon?”

“No, those songs aren’t about me,” Steve insists. “I swear to god, this song is about me, and that one! There’s like a half dozen songs here that sound like they’re about me.”

“You’re so delusional.”

“This song literally talks about a guy,” Steve gestures to himself because he’s a guy. “With great hair and two freckles on their neck like vampire bites. That’s me! That’s what I look like!”

Mike chimes in like, “I don’t see it.”

“Oh my god, is this gaslighting? Are you gaslighting me?”

So imagine Dustin’s surprise when he posts this conversation online and not only does it go viral for its hilarity, but Eddie Munson himself comments on the video.

‘He’s right - E,’ The Official Corroded Coffin account comments followed by another one that says, ‘he single? - E.’

[solmire]

Cockslut!reader is always beside Satoru.

He is the one, who is trying to hide from you, from your filthy mouth and a little pussy which doesn’t know how to stop and always eager to feel his cum deep inside.

You don’t know how to keep your hands away from such a piece of art. If he were a lollipop you would suck and lick him like it is the last thing you could do before dying.

It’s really funny, that you still suck him off like you are gonna die in a minute and the last thing you would like to feel is his cum on your tongue with a mushroom heavy tip in your mouth.

“H-honey, please… I am empty, I can’t do-ahh-this an-nymore” Satoru was holding the edge of the table for dear life. He is going to cum for a fourth time in a row, and all you did was deepthroating his thick cock for 30 minutes.

“Baby, stop lying” you pull out his cock with a pop sound, your pupils are too dilated, too thirsty for his cock, signaling Satoru that he is not gonna make it alive. The mix of rosy cheeks and plump lips on your face was too much to handle for a poor man especially when he sees how you grope your tits with a free hand, meanwhile the right one was tightly squeezing his balls, making him cry out loud. “I knooow, that these breeding balls are full of semen and just for me”.

“No-no, i-it hurts” he is literally whimpering and pleading you to stop this torture, but the way he grabs your face with his two palms and starts roughly fuck your face tell you the opposite.

Oohhh, you love when he is turning to an animal with the only ability - fuck your face like a pocket pussy. You are not his love of his life anymore, just a stupid face to fuck and a tummy to fill with his cum.

But, is it really the problem?? You are just a loving wife, who is always ready to fulfill a marital duty.

[rooniearts]

huge fan of the random ass espio gambling addiction lore they joked about that one time in archie

[newttxt]

> Law: Attempt interspecies romantic reacharound

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[milktrician]

1: Wake Up

2: Names

3: First Mission

love bullet au tag

If you liked any of this concept, go check out Love Bullet by inee! It's one of my favorite new mangas I read last year and this was very fun to think about :) The first comic here is based off two of it's pages. Here's the official summary:

Since the dawn of humanity, those who have never experienced love and meet an untimely end are granted a second chance at life as Cupids by the Goddess of Love. Present day Cupids have traded in their bow and arrow for modern firearms, but their mission remains the same: find suitable lovers for their targets and make them fall in love!

[ibikus]

the single most funny thing happened today in germany's recent politicial history. fucking trumpian ego ultra-conservative friedrich merz failed to become chancellor by SIX votes. never happened before, it just does not happen, but not even his own coalition wants him. nation-wide humiliation while former chancellor angela merkel from his own party, president of the friedrich merz hater's club, sat in the audience, watching them read out how he FAILED to become chancellor by SIX votes. absolutely hysterical events.

[salamispots]

speedrunning a bday gift for bb nephew hjdfgjh