#and while driving...

[angeloftuesdayy]

"and after all the things we put each other through and I would drive on to the end with you"

[ashenquill]

Thinking about the Bats suppressing their injuries and how yes, they have crazy high pain tolerance, and yes, they are in peak human condition, but ALSO, they do Too Much Shit sometimes and have definitely made injuries worse by accidentally ignoring them

Like, imagine one of them throws out their back doing something Totally Normal and Mundane so they just. Ignore it. Because I literally sneezed, it can’t be that bad, right?

(Spoiler alert: it is that bad)

Tim, moving more slowly than normal and grimacing every few seconds: damn maybe I pulled something

Jason, stopping by to pick up some things he needs while Bruce is out: ?? What’ja do?

Tim: I dunno, but my back really fucking hurts and I’m starting to get all numb and tingly

Jason: ?!?!?

Jason: How long has it been hurting????

Tim: I don’t know??? I guess, like, a few hours???

Jason: What did you do????

Tim: I DON’T KNOW, MAN, IT STARTED AFTER I SNEEZED

Jason, laughing: YOU HURT YOURSELF BY FUCKING SNEEZING????

Tim: THAT LITERALLY CANNOT BE THE CAUSE

Jason: I dunno man, kinda sounds like it

Jason, in tears: Maybe it’s time to retire

Tim: FUCK YOU IM FINE

Tim: WATCH I’LL PROVE IT

Tim, about to do a backflip: oh fuck- OW

Tim: *passes out from the pain*

Jason, still laughing his ass off: Nice landing, Timmy!

Tim:

Jason: Timmy?

Tim:

Jason: Tim?

Jason: oh shit—

[citrus-sours]

kill that guy bp

[zephyrchama]

Demon brothers weaponizing their incompetence in the human world to get your attention. Your realm is sooo different to the Devildom, they need you to help them. These ancient and powerful beings are stumped by the incredible inventions of human ingenuity.

Or maybe they're taking advantage of you to monopolize your time.

---

Beelzebub, who had been using a fork just fine all day, suddenly forgets what it's for when you walk into the room. He fiddles with it in his hand and asks, "How does this human fork work?

You respond, confused, "It's the same as any fork? Literally the same as the Devildom, you just... stab the food and put it in your mouth."

"Belphie said human forks are different. You might have to feed me."

---

Asmodeus comes to you in a bath robe, which he managed to put on just fine by himself. "I don't know how human baths work, you'll have to take one with me!"

Belphegor's request is simple. He's already laying down, half asleep, when he grabs your wrist and demands, "Show me how the bed works."

---

"Lucifer, your brothers are driving me crazy again," you complain, having fled to the eldest's room for a moment of reprieve.

Red eyes peer at you from over the rim of his glasses. There's the faint curl of a smile on his lips. "Are they, now? Stay in here as long as you need."

[thisbeautifuldelirium]

there are hundreds of moments in this show where i feel we were robbed and this is one of them. merlin tosses arthur that crossbow bolt like he’s done it ten thousand times and arthur catches it just as easily. it drives me insane!!!!!! give me them training together!!! give me merlin learning to use weapons!!!!! give me arthur being begrudgingly impressed by merlin’s skills!!!!!!! give me arthur teaching merlin to use a sword!!!!!! give me them working together PLEASE

[housecow]

need to see you get big enough that you're filling out the sleeves of that red shirt

THIS red shirt?? it’ll take a while 🥺

[diesel-punk]

"Trying to hold on to all the love you held for me after you were gone felt like trying to hug a dying star

But I would protect your memory with every last molecule of me till the ends of time just to hold the brightness of your smile forever

If the light of a star still shines even after the star is gone,

And a shadow will show you the way to find the light,

Then let me be the Shadow that always points back to the starlight of your love."

(I recommend the musical pairing of listening to Saturn by Sleeping At Last for with this one)

[cupoffoam]

Thinking about jason todd x reader who is so casually the exception.

You're just a co-worker. Another vigilante. Yet, you're one who he tolerates without much trouble. Never annoying him or asking too much. Never imposing, always just there.

You know how animals love people who don't smother them? It's like that. Jason is a cat who is constantly being annoyed and irritated by the people around him, and you're just... you.

Unswayed and forever unchanged. You are your own person and don't change on account of him. In a way, it's grounding for him. Especially if you're naturally a quieter person.

There's just this unspoken and unacknowlegded thing between you two.

It does get acknowledged when you end up teaming up with the whole bat family by association with red hood, and you catch a piece of soot in Jason's hair. Casually, and like you have many times before, you simply pick it out of his hair.

Yet, this causes a silent uproar from his siblings and family who happen to witness this. Not because you touched him... but because he just let you.

He remains unaffected, like this was normal. Like he doesn't care you're in his space.

And to you, this is normal. He's never complained or asked you to stop. Simply letting you do it with a weird semblance of trust you somehow earned.

But to his siblings, who only know jason for his avid complaining and loud distain for their smothering and worry...

you are the chosen one.

[bigfatbreak]

they both got bonked for being silly.

[shikanji]

eyes on the road parrish

[chamom1le-t3a]

wgatever.. go forth art dump

[mcmissileproof]

favorite hobby when I'm driving is to catch someone trying to climb up my back bumper while I'm going a completely reasonable speed and just slowly take my foot off the gas. you seem upset, brother. why don't we slow down and enjoy the view awhile

[optionalplane]

come fly with me

[perplexingly]

I kinda wish they bonded over their dead man walking like behavior…

[pricetagged]

This is so niche, so so niche, but has anyone ever heard of the 'pedal pump/car stuck girls' kink where men pay for videos of women who have car trouble?

Anyway, that's Price. I will not be taking questions.

I will, however, elaborate. The first time he sees one, it has him clenching his knuckles and sucking in through his teeth. Pretty girl flooding her engine and gazing dolefully at her dash camera, eyebrows pinched and confused. Soon, he falls down the rabbit hole.

Eventually, he settles on one creator. A smaller one, unassuming. Her footage isn't well-produced and edited. She's not made-up and plucked and preened. She looks like any of the women he drives past on the street. She's perfect—

He subscribes. Clicks on the VIP package which offers the opportunity to chat and send requests.

[27.12.24]

>>JP141CE: That blue dress is beautiful on you. Wear it in the next video.

[13.01.25]

>>JP141CE: You need to adjust your seat angle. Gonna give yourself an injury if you make a hard stop.

[24.01.25]

>>JP141CE: Take the camera out of the car, sweetheart. Let us see you pop the hood and try to fix it.

Your camera work is shaky with you clamouring out and edging around the door. But if he pauses at just the right frame—

There. Your license plate.

Got you.

[ziggy-scardust]

Okay but. A Bradley Bradshaw who truly doesn’t know until TGM that Maverick is a little unhinged. He “tried to be the father he lost”, tried to set a good example, didn’t exactly tell an impressionable kid about all the ways he earned his reputation. So for years, Rooster avoided any mention of Maverick and probably dismissed rumors about him pissing off Admirals as so much Navy scuttlebutt - after all, he never got kicked out, he made it to O6, and he’s at least known for being good at what he does. So he figures the stories he heard growing up, and the new ones he’s hearing, are exaggerated.

…until they’re shot down behind enemy lines and Maverick’s happily strolling onto a bombed-out enemy flight line to steal a whole aircraft in an unknown state of repair by taking off from a very short taxiway and is just expecting him to go along with it, like it’s the obvious thing to do.

Smash cut to Bradley running down a LONG list of batshit stories he’s heard about Maverick, trying to confirm what’s actually real, and having to mentally readjust his whole worldview (including realizing that Goose was equally batshit and egging him on from the backseat half the time.)

“This one has to be made up, right, you’d never take an admiral’s daughter on an unauthorized F/A-18 flight — wait what do you MEAN that was Penny from the bar??”