#thought of this while driving

[cupoffoam]

Thinking about jason todd x reader who is so casually the exception.

You're just a co-worker. Another vigilante. Yet, you're one who he tolerates without much trouble. Never annoying him or asking too much. Never imposing, always just there.

You know how animals love people who don't smother them? It's like that. Jason is a cat who is constantly being annoyed and irritated by the people around him, and you're just... you.

Unswayed and forever unchanged. You are your own person and don't change on account of him. In a way, it's grounding for him. Especially if you're naturally a quieter person.

There's just this unspoken and unacknowlegded thing between you two.

It does get acknowledged when you end up teaming up with the whole bat family by association with red hood, and you catch a piece of soot in Jason's hair. Casually, and like you have many times before, you simply pick it out of his hair.

Yet, this causes a silent uproar from his siblings and family who happen to witness this. Not because you touched him... but because he just let you.

He remains unaffected, like this was normal. Like he doesn't care you're in his space.

And to you, this is normal. He's never complained or asked you to stop. Simply letting you do it with a weird semblance of trust you somehow earned.

But to his siblings, who only know jason for his avid complaining and loud distain for their smothering and worry...

you are the chosen one.

[amethystandemma]

Victoria knew Percy Weasley couldn’t lie to save his life.

She didn’t know he could lie to save hers.

[zephyrchama]

Demon brothers weaponizing their incompetence in the human world to get your attention. Your realm is sooo different to the Devildom, they need you to help them. These ancient and powerful beings are stumped by the incredible inventions of human ingenuity.

Or maybe they're taking advantage of you to monopolize your time.

---

Beelzebub, who had been using a fork just fine all day, suddenly forgets what it's for when you walk into the room. He fiddles with it in his hand and asks, "How does this human fork work?

You respond, confused, "It's the same as any fork? Literally the same as the Devildom, you just... stab the food and put it in your mouth."

"Belphie said human forks are different. You might have to feed me."

---

Asmodeus comes to you in a bath robe, which he managed to put on just fine by himself. "I don't know how human baths work, you'll have to take one with me!"

Belphegor's request is simple. He's already laying down, half asleep, when he grabs your wrist and demands, "Show me how the bed works."

---

"Lucifer, your brothers are driving me crazy again," you complain, having fled to the eldest's room for a moment of reprieve.

Red eyes peer at you from over the rim of his glasses. There's the faint curl of a smile on his lips. "Are they, now? Stay in here as long as you need."

[ricky-mortis]

They're the best of each other!

[thisbird]

One fun thing about paul mccartney is sometimes he will start talking in sphinx riddles

[yourstrulynobody]

Fake EAPS ep and thumbnail based off what Eclipse said on EAPS newest ep on timestamp 10:56 (im having too much fun making these fake eps lmao)

"The GOODBYE of A FATHER!"

No lengthy writing/full story for this one, but there is a scene I wrote out based off the thumbnail under cut :D

(They may be out of character, so I do apologize! By all means, do correct me :3!!)

[...]Eclipse watches as Andrew's fingers drag one of his main hands forward, tugging him closer in a pleading manner, but Eclipse didnt budge. His eyes focus on how the black streaks under his children's eye began to flow like tears, becoming thicker the more their emotions grew stronger.

"Little ones..." Eclipse trails off to allow a painful grunt to escape him due to his left eyes striking into a purple color, forcing him to use his right pair while he hid the left ones, his claws extracting because of the affects.

He stammers, trying to form coherent words while his voicebox fought to only let out the snarls of a hungry wolf. The thought of losing control before he could say goodbye was painful to Eclipse, so with little strength he had left, he spoke in the softest voice hes ever used.

"Its gonna be okay." Eclipse musters a smile that was quickly shot down by another painful shock, making him curse and turn his head away, not wanting for them to see what monster the virus was allowing him to be.

Letting out a choked exhale, he takes a moment before his eyes return to them and...

And smiles.

A smile even he refused to believe he managed at this moment.

"I'm gonna be okay." Eclipse whispers, his shaky tone making none of his kids believe him. "I promise... I promise, little ones." He turns his head to them, more relieve than he thought he'd be. "Dont... Dont forget that I love you all so much... okay?"

Andrew shakes his head, trying to hold back his tears. "We wont." He looks over his shoulder, desperate to be backed up by his brothers.

Jake nods, sobbing the hardest out of all of them. "..hmn-hm... We love you, too, papa..." Hes barely able to speak as his cries get the best of him, but the last word he spoke was the clearest of all, making Eclipse's gaze soften.

Andy holds Jake tighter, choking on his words as his cries worsen. "More than anyone." he adds on, his voice reduced to nothing but a whisper.

Eclipse hadnt realized his influence—how his impact on these kids were greater than he'd ever expected.

"Yeah?" Eclipse laughs, lowering his hand that he so desperately tried to keep from hurting his kids. He pulls his hand away from Andrew, smiling as softly as he could although the affects becoming more evident. "I love you all."

Too late.

Andrew realized what Eclipse was gonna do, but he reacted so slow to it.

With one push Eclipse gave Andrew, followed suit were Jake and Andy as though they were dominos, falling into the portal that glew in a beautiful blue behind them.

Their eyes all set on Eclipse who continued to smile as he knelt in pure exhaustion, looking so relieved for them. Even when the portal was doomed to close after they stepped in, Eclipse never looked any happier.

A small hand reaches out to Eclipse, the time slowing down which allows him to see their expressions—how they cried and begged for him to join them, how Andrew held out his hand so Eclipse could grab on and stay with them.

But Eclipse didnt.

Eclipse didnt because this has always been the safer option since the start.

He wants to be with his kids, yes, but if he did grab on, everyone would be in danger again. Him departing from his kids and sending them off elsewhere is something hes more than willing to risk, even if he knows he wont ever see them again.

A wide, toothy smile spreads on Eclipse's face, not allowing the virus to waver his strong apperance; till the end, he will show himself as this person who can fix everything in his way, even if this problem was the only one he isnt able to. For not only himself but for his kids who need a better father figure in their life, something Eclipse knows he cannot provide unlike how Henry can.

Eclipse took care of Charlie for Henry, and now all he wishes is Henry return the favor. Just this once so they were even.[...]

[itz-pandora]

[cherriesforheaven]

elle n vlad 2025

[gothicrepetitions]

“The greatest weight.-- What, if some day or night a demon were to steal after you into your loneliest loneliness and say to you: "This life as you now live it and have lived it, you will have to live once more and innumerable times more; and there will be nothing new in it, but every pain and every joy and every thought and sigh and everything unutterably small or great in your life will have to return to you, all in the same succession and sequence - even this spider and this moonlight between the trees, and even this moment and I myself. The eternal hourglass of existence is turned upside down again and again, and you with it, speck of dust!" Would you not throw yourself down and gnash your teeth and curse the demon who spoke thus?... Or how well disposed would you have to become to yourself and to life to crave nothing more fervently than this ultimate eternal confirmation and seal?”

― Friedrich Nietzsche, The Gay Science

Supernatural (2005-2020)//True Detective (2014-)//Time and Personal Identity in Nietzsche’s Theory of Eternal Recurrence, Scott Jenkins//Purgatory with Color TV: Motels Rooms as Liminal Zones in Supernatural, Lorna Jowett//Yellowjackets (2021-)//Revolutionary Girl Utena (1997)//Quote by Guillermo del Toro//One Hundred Years of Solitude, Gabriel Marquez Garcia//Trauma Reenactment in the Gothic Loop: A Study on Structures of Circularity in Gothic Fiction, Andrea Juranovszky

[erosmutt]

⠀⠀⠀⠀♰⠀ 𓈒 ⠀thinkin'⠀ ﾉ⠀bout

﹒cops Han & Anakin ★ dubcon, bribing, corrupt law enforcement, perverts!!! PART ONE﹒ not proofread bc i have a headache guh

"License and registration, sweetheart."

You look up at the cop standing at your window, arms resting on your door. His shades rest atop his head, nestled in his soft brown hair. At your passenger side, his partner rests a hand on the roof of the car, leaned down, looking at you. When you glance over, he flashes you a grin, the wind tousling his honeyed curls. You were caught speeding down a back road - who knows how many miles there are between you and the next person to drive through.

Reaching over to the glovebox, you make a soft noise of discomfort before taking your seatbelt off and leaning over, opening the glovebox and retrieving your papers, then going into your purse and getting your license. You hand it to the cop standing at your driver's side - Solo, his badge reads. His partner opens the door and looks around the car with his flashlight - Skywalker, his badge reads. Turning your attention back to Solo, you watch as he flips through your papers, the gum in his mouth getting smacked obnoxiously before he spits it out onto the ground beside him. "Gimme a minute." He stands up straight. "I'll be right back with these. Anakin, keep 'er company, will ya?"

As Solo walks off, you look over at the other officer, whose name is apparently Anakin, watching as he rifles through your shit unprompted. "Got anything on you?" He asks with a playful lilt as if knowing that you don't. You shrug. "Maybe." His blue eyes flick up to meet yours, raising an eyebrow. "Maybe? Do I have to pat you down? Step out of the car for me."

Doing what he asks, you get out of the car, putting your hands against it. "Yes officer." Anakin comes around to you, his hands finding your hips and pulling you back into him. "Stand up straight," he murmurs, his lips by your ear, his words a gentle, warm caress against your skin. "Now, I'll ask you again," his right hand, that you're just now noticing is covered by a black leather glove, slips up your stomach, his fingers splaying across it and digging into the soft skin subtly. "Got anything on you?"

You shake your head, letting out a soft whine. "No officer, nothing," your voice is pleading. The sound of heavy footsteps against the pavement and the slight jingle of keys is heard, making the two of you look towards the source. Officer Solo walks up, looking the two of you up and down. "Here's the deal, sunshine," he begins, folding your registration and tucking your license into the paper. "this ain't the first time you've caught a traffic violation. So, I'll cut you a deal." He tosses your things into the car not caring that they miss the seat and fall onto the floor. "I won't clock you, and you do us a favor. Sound good enough?"

Anakin's left hand snakes up your body, gently gripping your breast, his thumb brushing your nipple, making you gasp. "Han is giving you an opportunity. I would take it if I were you." You look up at Han, his hazel eyes not even focused on yours, but instead on the way Anakin is playing with your body. "'kay," you concede. The distinct sound of a car coming makes Anakin pull away. The three of you stand there waiting as the car goes past with a 'woosh.' once it's around the curve and out of sight, his hand is back on you, this time on the curve of your ass. "Atta girl," Han praises. "Now get down on your knees and show me how grateful you are."

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[lesbomaticlove]

don't sneak up on me like that, shitty bastard...

[arkangelo-7]

Batman is the original blueprint for the stereotypical Dark Mafia Romance Love Interest. Here is my reasoning:

Talk, dark and brooding? Batman’s like 6’4, legit wears all black, and brooding is like half his personality.

Victim of something traumatic? Batman’s parents died right in front of him. Take that Christian Grey.

Good with children and/or animals? Ha, Batman likes both. He acquired as many as possible and when interring with the aforementioned children and animals, he is most likely to show his true and vulnerable side.

Able to beat the crap out of people? He’s Batman. I don’t need to explain this one.

Rich for inexplicable reasons? Batman’s owns a Fortune 500 company and is a billionaire.

Emotionally guarded, but when he does open up, it often ends in tears and admits that he’s afraid to lose everyone he cares about? Batman literally gets so protective of his babies that he pushes them away because he’s scared they’ll get themselves hurt. And canonically Batman cries occasionally, or at least sheds a manly tear.

Has a snarky but loyal companion? Pick literally any Robin that has ever Robined.

+ Bonus: Suddenly breaks into song at the most random of moments in the plot?

Fuck yeah.

In conclusion, all of the stereotypically mafia romance love interests were based off of Batman, who not only laid the groundwork for future dark mafia romance love interests, but also raised the bar so damn high that no dark romance author has been able to capture his essence since.

[notbecauseofvictories]

because I rent a car to get out to my office, sometimes I'm confronted with a radio that has wildly different preset stations than I would ever select. mostly this means I have to suffer through a lot of country, or christian talk radio, before I run out of patience and switch over to the stations I like; but other times, it's someone with a thick accent reading a very lengthy advertisement for the Chicago Public Library in an almost....computerized way? and then long carnatic music, with a celtic fiddle breakdown in the middle? with absolutely no explanation for why this is what it is.

.........only afterwards did I discover that it's the station for a nearby university. then it made sense.

[whiteboardartstudios]

I SAID I WAS GOING TO DRAW THAT CAR SO HERE WE ARE (I hope you enjoy this is the stupidest thing I've drawn in months /affectionate)

(I put the image descriptions in the Alt text this time because there's so many images. If it doesn't work please tell me and I'll yeet them in the actual post!!)

happy finale of Wild Life everybody! :D

[25jipassion]

My favourite future polysho headcanon is Tsukasa gets overly stressed if any of his partners are late home without warning. Like this man will jump to "oh my GOD what if they're DEAD" after like a five minute delay. This is fine if Rui or Emu are there, as they will quickly brush off the concern and either counteract it with logic or change the subject.

Nene has the opposite impact.

Nene will hear Tsukasa's ramblings and tell him he's being ridiculous, only for a little voice in the back of her head to ask "but what if he's right?" Nene and Tsukasa proceed to stare at each other in horror for a good 20 seconds. When Emu and Rui finally get home, they find chaos. Nene has 4 different devices open scrolling through news articles and looking for any road accident reports. Tsukasa is calling literally everybody they know. There is a combined total of 500 missed calls and panicked texts between their phones. Nene and Tsukasa got the Virtual Singers to attempt to hack into their GPS to check on them. Rui and Emu are baffled. "Tsukasa, Nene, we are 20 minutes late."

[katchleeifyoucan]

there’s just something about ticklish men that makes me so fucking feral and i genuinely do not know what it is