#and you can just start killing jimmy. and they would. good for them

[bowenoke]

you'd think a timeloop of mouthwashing would go so hard but unfortunately i think to remain true to the source material. the crew member stuck in the time loop WOULD have to be jimmy

[silversurfersx]

skater girl | max verstappen

max verstappen × driver!reader [smau]

summary: some drivers take scooters around the paddock, some walk and some just ride a skateboard, steal dogs and just won't take max verstappen skating

faceclaim: just some girls I found on pinterest :))

liked by lewishamilton, roscoelovescoco, maxverstappen1 and others

yourusername: found a dog, took him home and showed him how to skate (his dad wanted to supervise 🥴) ☺️🥰🐶

tagged: roscoelovescoco, lewishamilton

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roscoelovescoco: I had's a lots of fun's! 😍

yourusername: I did too, maybe next time we could have a playdate without ur dad 🤔 roscoelovescoco: dad says no 😥

maxverstappen1: why do you take him skating but you always tell me no 😓

yourusername: cause if you fall off, redbull will have my head😅 maxverstappen1: who says I'll fall off? yourusername: me maxverstappen1: that's mean 😥 yourusername: it's true tho 🥺

user1: that is the cutest 😍

user2: I wanna go on their skate date too :((

lewishamilton: 🐶🛹 {like by yourusername}

user3: cuties ❤

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liked by carlossainz55, mickschumacher and others

yourusername: did some good racing, got some good points and found some cuties on magazines at the shop 🥰

(also I think mick is trying to murder me, pls send help 😦😕)

tagged: mickschumacher, carlossainz55, maxverstappen

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mickschumacher: I am, you stole my lunch 🔪

yourusername: I didn't see your name on it 🤷‍♀️ mickschumacher: it was right in the lid, in CAPITAL letters 🤨 yourusername: 😮💀

carlossainz55: ay cariño 😍 {like by yourusername}

yourusername: ay chili 🥰 {liked by carlossainz55}

user4: awesome drive, girl 🔥🔥

user5: p4, LET'S GOOOO!!!!!

maxverstappen1: so you bought a magazine just because of me? 🤔

yourusername: no, it had a skateboard on the front 😚 maxverstappen1: sure, sure yourusername: 💀 maxverstappen1: btw, did I see you let mick ride your skateboard earlier today 🧐 yourusername: yes maxverstappen1: so he wants to kill you and can still ride it, but I don't 🤨 yourusername: well, I know he's harmless, but the energy drink company u drive for has proper means to 💀 me user6: damn, just let the poor guy ride for a bit {liked by maxverstappen1} yourusername: no

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yourusername posted a story

If you saw me fall, no you didn't, thanks kym for not posting that little mishap xD

maxverstappen1: can I ride now?

yourusername: no maxverstappen1: 🥺😥 maxverstappen1: then I'm not gonna let you visit sassy and jimmy 🙍‍♂️ yourusername: don't put the babies in the middle of this, max! 😡 maxverstappen1: your decision 😏🤷‍♂️

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liked by landonorris, fernandoalo_oficial, charles_leclerc and others

maxverstappen1: good times 🏊‍♂️🐱

tagged: yourusername, fernandoalo_oficial

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yourusername: you know what your doing...😐

maxverstappen1: you know my conditions, meanwhile I've found a substitute mom yourusername: I will not forget this...

fernandoalo_oficial: it was so nice to meet the two🥰

yourusername: you have no idea what you just started, nando fernandoalo_oficial: what?

user7: what is going on here? 👀

user8: I think max is threatening y/n user7: with his cats? 🧐 user8: ...apperantly

landonorris: why did you take fernando to see them but not me 😦

yourusername: would u say you've been betrayed? landonorris: maybe... 🥺 yourusername: would a little ride on my skateboard make you feel better? landonorris: maybe 😲 maxverstappen1: oh, come on!! user9: oh this is evil, I love it 😂 {liked by yourusername}

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yourusername posted a story

Little skating lesson w @ landonorris, it was a complete fail :/

maxverstappen1: if I reinstate you visiting schedule for jimmy and sassy, could I have a go 🥰 please 🥺 yourusername: I might consider it 🤔 if you promise to keep me save from redbull if something should happen maxverstappen1: I swear on all the cats in the world 🤞 yourusername: oh wow, that is a big promise 😯🤨 maxverstappen1: it's a big deal 😊

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liked by maxverstappen1, landonorris, charles_leclerc and more

yourusername: I finally gave in just for him to decide it wasn't for him and order sushi instead to the skate park 😐

tagged: maxverstappen1

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charles_leclerc: does that mean I can ride your skateboard now too?

yourusername: oh for gods sake 💀

[jenscx]

PLEASE LOOK AT ME ! — yu jimin

jimin has problems in life that can only be solved by your attention (screw her for loving her girlfriend)!

tags fluff, established relationship, college au, ex-playgirl!jimin, return of jimmy (yum!), jealousy, gawd i love down bad jimin, waiter waiter more yuri please!

wordcount 2.6k

🎙️ author’s note: happy rina day!!! hopefully this jiminful fic can make up for my rather long absence! heh sorry it’s rushed and short :// im kinda running out of ideas… title is from qwer’s t.b.h (pls go listen!) lab my league of legends girls (proud scuttle btw)

so jimin has a problem. a big, no, huge one. ginormous even. she doesn’t have many problems in life. her family takes care of her well, her friends are all very caring and she even has a loving girlfriend who she would do anything for.

and that’s where her problem starts— from her wonderful, gorgeous girlfriend. they’ve been dating for about a month or so, meaning they’re relatively new to this dating thing. before you even started dating, you were friends. jimin met you through another mutual friend and was stuck longing for your attention before she finally tried to ask you out.

her first confession left her rejected. jimin still pouts sometimes when she remembers it. after the words had left her mouth, you merely stared at her and asked if she was serious. when she said yes, you walked away! fortunately, jimin was already head over heels by then. if anyone else pulled that shit on her, she would have killed them and then herself. but anyway, long story short, you rejected her just because of her… generous past.

jimin wasn’t exactly the most stellar person when it came to dating and she definitely had her fair share of flings that ended up going nowhere. it wasn’t as if she slept around, she just had fun! fun that eventually resulted in a lot of people hating her guts but jimin didn’t do anything wrong. they came to her with unrealistic expectations and when she couldn’t provide that, they threw tantrums. and it just so happened that one of her unfortunate flings was in contact with you. group mates or whatever, jimin didn’t really care.

she only cared when that particular person started telling you not to accept her heartfelt confession! that was a crisis! after she found out, jimin immediately orchestrated a plan to change your mind. it started with bouquets of flowers that she watched you throw into the trash every time. then, it evolved into sweet notes she left on your desk and slipped in your bag (she never got a reply). and finally, after much effort, she got your number.

not directly from you of course. her best friend got it for her. jimin was a little peeved at how easily aeri managed to nab your number but whatever. it was for a greater cause (becoming your one true love!)

eventually, your walls fell. and jimin got a girlfriend. yahoo! everything was perfect the moment you officially started dating. the first date ended with jimin walking you home and you rewarding her chivalry with a kiss on the cheek. the second date went even better since jimin brought you to an aquarium. she managed to see her favourite fish and stare at a pretty girl. the third date, you had planned and hence, was already perfect in jimin’s books.

but now, she’s facing the worst days of her life. okay, she’s exaggerating. after one month of dating, you made the executive decision to introduce her to your friends. at first, jimin was excited. she had already met your parents (long story short, she somehow ended up at your house, in your bed, and met them when they abruptly came into your room) and that went splendid. they love her. but meeting your friends? that’s a whole different ballpark and jimin’s never been very good at sports.

in fact, she even tried to sign up for basketball after hearing that you were interested in becoming an assistant manager for the team. jimin had thought she was relatively tall, not to brag or anything, and she had long limbs. perfect for basketball, right? well, no. the moment you stepped into the court, jimin got smacked in the face by the ball and it hurt. she might have cried a little too.

anyway, everything worked out in the end since you brought her to the infirmary, chiding her cutely about the safety risks involved in contact sports. (not that her injury was caused by contact from others but jimin didn’t bother correcting you).

she’s just lucky that despite her lack of strength, she has a great personality and a handsome face. both suitable for wooing pretty girls. jimin tried going to the gym once and she succeeded in continuing for a few weeks. you would have to waterboard this out of her but truthfully speaking, jimin did not even graze the workout equipment there. she only visited the gym because for some reason, there was a fat orange cat that frequented it as well.

anyway, apparently your friends are very protective of you, meaning if jimin does one thing wrong, they might show up to her house bearing gifts. gifts of doom! jimin thinks she saw that once on tiktok. probably something you sent her.

sometimes you bomb her phone with videos that she has to spend at least ten minutes watching so that she can give her input. jimin loves the fact that she’s the one you think of when watching these silly little tiktoks. most of them are just memes of having a loser girlfriend (she doesn’t take offense, she wears that title like a fucking medal of valour).

occasionally though, there’s those sweet appreciation videos that make her heart soar. jimin just likes you so much. she doesn’t care if you’ve only been dating for a month and it’s too early for her to say but in her heart, you’re practically married.

jimin’s spent one too many nights thinking about white wedding gowns. she would never admit that though.

she sidetracked again. after much stalking by aeri, jimin found out that your friends weren’t particularly fond of her previous lifestyle either. bummer. but that doesn’t matter right? she’ll just charm the pants off your friends with her awesome personality! (not that she wants to see them without pants…)

“jimin-ah, stop rubbing your eyes.” jimin instantly drops her offending hands from her face, swiftly placing them obediently onto her lap. you chuckle, amused at how docile the former playgirl had become.

“you’re gonna mess up your makeup,” you sigh, brushing her cheeks gently with your fingers, “don’t you wanna look pretty for my friends?”

pouting, jimin whines, “only wanna look pretty for you.”

her response brings out another hearty laugh from you. jimin wiggles her feet, ashamed at her own compliance.

“you’re always pretty. the prettiest.”

jimin immediately swallows the giggle from escaping. god, what has she become? this is downright humiliating. jimin says, “we’re gonna be late.” by doing so, she’s choosing ignorance and denial over whatever the hell just happened. damn, she’s a lost cause.

she smoothly slides her hand into yours, grinning at the small smile on your face as you make your way to your car. like a true gentleman, jimin opens the driver’s door for you (just because she doesn’t know how to drive doesn’t mean that she has to be a passenger princess!).

when you reward her with a gleaming smile, jimin’s chest blooms with happiness. she spends most of the ride humming to your playlist and sneaking small glances at you. sometimes she gets caught but it doesn’t matter! jimin isn’t ashamed of staring! that’s her girlfriend!

you do tell her to stop, breaking her poor little heart. but jimin can’t really complain because you were getting too flustered and distracted. she wants to live for the foreseeable future and not risk a car crash, so she stops momentarily. that doesn’t mean she stops holding your hand though.

five minutes away from the restaurant, jimin fusses over her stupid flannel. she regrets wearing this whole outfit now. next to you, she probably looks like a silly loser with her baseball cap. while you were dressed like a deity, she was ten seconds away from asking her big sister if she had games on her phone.

“jimin, calm down,” you finally say after jimin unbuttons her flannel for the third time, “you’ll be fine. my friends will like you.”

will they? jimin doesn’t think so.

“you’re fine,” you repeat, folding jimin’s collar neatly when you stop at a red light.

jimin chuckles. heh.

“i’m fine?” she grins sleazily at which you roll your eyes at.

“i’ll leave you to fend for yourself when my friends interrogate you.”

nooooooo!

“that’s mean! you wouldn’t do that to your awesome girlfriend, would you?” jimin exclaims, distraught. you send her a playful glare before bursting into laughter.

“you’re silly.”

jimin shifts in her seat, nerves adequately relieved by the time you park the car. she doesn’t think about her sweaty palms or her parched throat until she’s three metres away from your friends.

“oh my god— y/n, they’re there— i can’t do this!” jimin whispers harshly, only to your amusement. jimin wants to bolt out of the restaurant now before your friends realise she’s there.

“jimin, if you walk out right now, i’m going to ignore you for a month,” you hiss, grabbing her wrist and pulling her back to your side.

one month?! without your attention?! jimin might as well die. with repercussions in place, jimin obediently follows you to the table despite her hesitance. after some awkward greetings, jimin sits down in the empty booth next to you.

“so, this is my girlfriend,” you start, gently nudging jimin forward. her throat tightens up and she wills herself to not stammer through her introduction.

“hi, i’m jimin.”

“nice to meet you, jimin. we’ve heard… a lot about you.” jimin gulps, cheeks heating up. she doesn’t say anything in return, choosing to stay silent than to embarrass herself further.

she roughly knows your friends’ names; minjeong and yizhuo. you had given her some background information beforehand, how minjeong takes part in math olympiad while yizhuo does cheer.

“have you guys ordered anything yet?” you ask, cutting through the tension.

jimin’s stomach growls at the mention of food. thankfully, both you and your friends are too engrossed with looking through the menu to notice her hunger.

“ooh, they have cheesy fries!”

“jimin, do you want anything?” you ask her.

“i’ll just have whatever you’re having.”

minjeong and yizhuo soon bombard her with questions. was she taking care of you? how many dates have you guys been on? what’s her salary like at her new part-time job? does uchinaga aeri need a girlfriend— that last one, asked by yizhuo. jimin takes note of her interest and makes a mental reminder to inform aeri at a later date. eventually, they stop asking questions and instead start catching up.

she shrinks back into her shoulders, eyes darting around as everyone but her talks. jimin doesn’t feel the need to interrupt at all while you catch up. it’s been a few days since you’ve last seen them (courtesy of jimin) and she would feel like an overbearing, possessive girlfriend if she inserted herself into your conversation.

despite her silence, jimin is still enjoying her time with your friends. she listens intently to the stories they tell and the complaints they have. she does have some gripes, however.

you haven’t looked at her once after sitting down!

jimin likes to think that she’s independent and self-sufficient but she still has her needs! she silently broods and watches you talk to your friends. occasionally, minjeong and yizhuo do spare her a glance and ask her questions but you barely even pay attention to her! and she’s your girlfriend!

someway throughout your conversation, jimin starts to doze off. but an offhand mention about your previous situationship has her straightening up immediately.

“chaeryeong mentioned about getting coffee someday, but like, ugh, i don’t think it’s a good idea?” you grimace while minjeong and yizhuo nod. jimin narrows her eyes.

“what’s she doing back in town? didn’t she go overseas for that dance scholarship?” minjeong asks, shoving another spoon down her throat. you shrug, “she posted on instagram a few days ago— how she’s home or whatever.”

jimin groans internally. dance scholarship? she didn’t know your ex went out of the country because she was good at moving her limbs! she barely knew anything about this chaeryeong girl! (jimin couldn’t bring herself to ask you anything— she would rather eat dirt than spend her time talking about your ex when she could very well be doing something better. like cuddling!)

“imagine she wants to get back with you,” yizhuo snorts. jimin’s heart jumps and she nearly flies out of her seat to tackle yizhuo for even suggesting such a thing. you glance at jimin knowingly, who’s just shaking in the corner like an angry chihuahua.

“well, that’s stupid,” minjeong scoffs, “doesn’t she still follow you on instagram? you post jimin on your story almost every day. i nearly blocked you.”

the weight on jimin’s shoulders lessens significantly. take that, chaeryeong!

“hm, i’ll see. maybe i’ll text her later.”

jimin pouts. she’s already spent a day without your attention (it was just an hour) and now she’ll have to watch you text your ex?! and it’s not to tell her to fuck off?!

“anyway, i gotta go. i have a presentation tomorrow and my group mates might as well be dead,” yizhuo sighs.

minjeong nods in agreement, “i’m gonna go too. jimin’s cool and i love you, y/n, but i don’t really wanna third wheel you two.”

jimin shoots a thumbs up. waving goodbye to your friends, she can finally heave a sigh of relief when they leave the door. you turn to her, amused.

“ready to go?”

she nods enthusiastically in response and basically bolts from her seat to go pay the bill. when bills are paid and tummies are full, jimin lets herself be pulled towards your car. she likes your friends but she still likes her alone time with you the most. jimin can barely contain her excitement, especially now that she can have your attention all to herself.

jimin leans her head against the window, resting her eyes. it’s only when you speak, then her eyelids flutter open.

“should i text chaeryeong? would you be okay with that?” you ask hesitantly. jimin nibbles her bottom lip in consideration.

“if you want…” her voice trails off. after a month of dating jimin, you were pretty well-versed with her habits.

“you don’t sound like you enjoy the idea.”

jimin purses her lips and stares out the window.

“i can’t control your life… i don’t like it though.” jimin doesn’t want to become that possessive and jealous girlfriend! even if she does have that ugly green monster wrenching her heart every time she thinks of you spending time with someone else.

after a few seconds of silence, jimin shrinks in her seat. your stillness makes her nervous and she resorts to tapping her foot in order to quell her anxiety.

“jiminie, don’t sulk, okay? i won’t text chaeryeong or meet up with her if you don’t like it,” you grasp her hand gently.

jimin instantly brightens up. her previous teary eyes morph into wide, surprised ones.

“seriously?! but— ah, if you want… you can… i’m not stopping you!”

shaking your head, you reply, “what i want is for you to be happy and comfortable. i’d rather see you smile than see chaeryeong at all.”

jimin swallows the choked sob from escaping. man, how did she get so lucky? she just stares at you gratefully before whining cutely, “y/nnie, i’ll get mad if you keep saying her name.”

“whose name? chaeryeong? lee chae-ryeong?” you tease before jimin starts to swat you with her hands.

“aah, y/n! stop it!”

jimin’s no longer facing the worst days of her life! she loves her life! and she loves her super awesome girlfriend too!

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Archive link because paywall but LOOK WHAT'S IN THE TIMES. CLOWNFALL BEHIND THE SCENES. https://archive.is/GdLCM

Oh DAAAAAAAAMN

God there's so much in this but let's start with:

November 7 I am blessed with the use of a car to share with Commons leader Penny Mordaunt. On its first outing, the government car service sends a very pleasant driver who has clearly never been outside the M25 and is totally unfamiliar with the rural, unlit lanes of west Wales. We crawl along, following the verge in and out of every yard and gateway until we get to a road with white lines, where normality is restored.

Lmao.

BUT HOLY SHIT THERE'S SOME GOLD HERE. My favourite entry:

January 11, 2023 Just before PMQs we get a call to say one of our MPs, Andrew Bridgen, has made a Twitter connection between the vaccine rollout and the Holocaust. No 10 is initially inclined to “demand an apology” but due to Bridgen being an utter knob, we agree the more decisive and meaningful course of action is to suspend the whip with “immediate effect”. The antivaxers go spare; to them our move confirms the Deep State is at work. The reality is he is a malevolent creep whom nobody likes, and we really don’t need him in our party. A massive cheer goes up in the whips’ office when I tell them.

Get fucked Andrew you disgustoid.

Meanwhile:

June 7/8 Harriet Harman calls by to tell me her privileges committee will publish the report into Boris [Johnson] on June 29 and hand it to him on Friday at noon. It will recommend a 20-day suspension, which will almost certainly result in a recall motion and by-election. Brace for impact. I speak to BoJo, who is questioning whether there is any procedural route by which we can kill off the report or at least vote it down. In any normal circumstances, a former PM asking for special treatment would be a big deal but this being Boris, it doesn’t surprise me at all. Worryingly, it doesn’t even annoy me that much either. So I remind him, as nicely as I can, that it was he who set up this process, he who approved its terms of reference and he who accepted Harriet Harman as its chair. “But I was in India and I wasn’t concentrating,” comes the reply. “I left it all to the whips.” Not sure that will wash, even if it were true.

GOD I'm so glad he's gone. Fucking hell, you get away from the crass incompetence of that fucking buffering pig-stuffed buffoon mask for a couple of years and your mind heals and forgets just how bad he was.

July 6 The standards committee publishes its report on Chris Pincher (accused of groping a young man), concluding with an eight-week suspension. He is finished. On the face of it, the sentence seems unbelievably harsh given he has lost his job, all his money and most of his friends. On the other hand, maybe we are all discovering that “squeezing people’s arses” is not acceptable, however fleetingly or however drunken the circumstances.

Yeah, Simon, maybe you are learning sexual harassment is not acceptable, Jesus Christ. I also managed to forget the extent to which Simon Hart is Mammy's Specialest Turd. But that's actually a good thing, because this whole thing is written as him just having the most increasingly stressful year of his entire life as Tory after Tory goes to an orgy and shits on someone's head, or goes to a party dressed as Jimmy Saville and fucks a blow-up doll, or Suella Happens Again. The whole thing is increasingly written like he wants to cry, but also like he's the One Reasonable Man in the whole place; particularly interesting is the way he tries to throw others under the bus when he was all on board with their shit while in power.

Anyway. Christ I'm glad to see the back of them all.

[glassbxttless]

Maybe I want to see Sam being petulant. Just for funsies.

Like as soon as you sit down on the couch he’s saying he wants a snack. Or maybe could you get him a beer? Just this once please, his leg, you see, it really hurts today. Oh and the topical cream, makes his hands tingly and he can’t get up to wash them after, so…. Do you mind?

I just think it could be fun.

Counter-Offer

sam o’brien (warfare) x fem!reader

word count: 1k+

summary: You’re exhausted, but Sam’s having a bad leg day.

warnings: sam’s just a bit of an ass lmao. there’s some alcohol consumption and mentions of pain medicine. some swearing.

notes: i really do enjoy writing sam! all requests are written in my little sam universe unless otherwise explicitly stated. This one was fun, a little hard to write but fun nonetheless. thank you to @getaapologist for the request and for reading this baby over. and thank you to @peachyproserpina for editing! means the world!

It’s been a long day, between running late this morning on account of Sam’s whispers of “just come back to bed,” and hazy morning kisses, and the mountain of paperwork at your desk as soon as you stepped over the threshold of your office, and you wanted nothing more than to just come in and relax. Sam’s on the couch when you step inside. The remote resting against his chest and his leg and head are propped up on  pillows. You kick your shoes off and toss your bag and jacket into a heap on the floor to deal with later. You make your way to the recliner and you’ve barely just sat down— you didn’t get that end-of-day, full-body collapse kind of sit into your favorite spot that would swallow you whole if you let it. No, as soon as your ass brushes the cushion, Sam’s twisting his head around on the pillow to give you the most pleading eyes he could muster.

“Babe,” his voice is real soft when he speaks, like he knows that if he starts gentle, everything will work out in his favor. “You think maybe you could grab me a snack?”

You look over, your bones feeling weary as you want nothing more than the softness of the recliner to swallow you up. “You’ve been home all day. You had snacks when we were on the phone… twenty minutes ago.”

“Yeah,” his voice is still quiet, like he’s ten and being scolded. “But I ate them.”

Your eyes narrow. “You ate that entire thing?”

Sam shrugs, guiltily proud. “In my defense, you bought the good pretzels. The honey mustard ones.”

You stare at him for a few moments. He stares right back. The silence stretches between you. You’re in a weird half down, half up, sit. He blinks first. “Okay, okay, sweetheart, counter-offer?” he smiles a bit, wriggling his foot. “Just a beer. One beer. Yeah? I deserve one. My leg is killing me today.”

You raise a brow. “Is it?”

“Yes,” he says immediately, like he wasn’t being a petulant child. 

“You take your pain medicine?” You ask softly, if he has gotten himself into hurting as bad as he says; he can deal with it. 

“Yeah, of course I did,” he’s quick to answer. “With breakfast. A Jimmy Dean sausage sandwich.”

You sigh and stand up, making your way to the kitchen. You do indeed find his painkillers on the counter, a sausage biscuit wrapper right next to it, and an empty beer bottle already in the garbage. Sam grins, victorious. You can feel his smugness like heat from a fire. He’s basking in it. You sigh, placing the pill bottle back into the cabinet where all of the other medicines are. And then you’re brushing the wrapper into the garbage, along with the crumbs, grumbling to yourself about cleaning up after a grown man. You grab a beer from the fridge and make your way back to the living room. You hand him the beer and go to sit down again, but his voice stops you— again— right before you make contact with your seat.

“Oh, uh, babe? One more tiny thing, please? The topical cream.”

Your eyes close and you let a breath out your nose— calming, soothing, you can’t kill him right now. “The what now?”

He holds up his hands, in a mock surrender. “The one for my leg, you know the one? The one that makes my hands all tingly. I can’t— like, if I touch anything, I might ruin the couch. And I can’t get up to wash them after, so… do you mind?”

You glare at him from where you had finally given in and sat down. But he gives you those eyes. The big brown ones you had fallen in love with so many years ago. The ones that say, I’m annoying but adorable and you love me anyway. And damn it, he’s not wrong. You push yourself up and walk off to the bathroom for the cream, muttering under your breath about how this is exactly how divorces happen. Sam calls after you, “You’re a hero, babe, you know that? Gonna marry you one day!”

When you return, you step over Whiskey who had parked it right in front of the couch. And you carefully lift both of his legs, sliding in beneath them. He winces dramatically and says, “Ouch. My leg, baby. Show some compassion.”

You roll your eyes, leaning over to kiss the top of his head. “You’re lucky you’re cute.” You mumble as you roll the bottom of his shorts up to expose more of his skin. You uncap the tube and gently start to work the cream into his skin, even if he winces every now and again. Your fingers work diligently, quietly, eyes fixated on the scarred skin beneath your touch. You know it has to hurt, even if Sam has been playing it up more than he needs to. But you also know Sam tries his best to hide it away from anyone, even you, on his really bad days. You catch a glimpse of him, his eyes on the tv. Each time your fingers come close to a particularly tender spot— his jaw twitches, his eyes shut for just a moment, and he lets out a breath you know he’s trying to make soundless.

But now you’re finally sitting down. Actually sitting. Maybe not relaxing all the way, but you’re sitting. He cracks open the beer and clinks it against your arm like it’s a toast. “To you. The love of my life. My nurse, my bartender, my emotional support human.”

“You’re a fuck, you know that?” you mutter, moving your hand down to squeeze his shin lovingly anyway. 

He smiles, takes a long sip from the beer, and hums before he turns away from the tv, his eyes on yours. “God, I love you. We should get married.”

“After 10 years and you almost dying, this is what finally gets me a proposal?” You roll your eyes, still working the cream into his skin. You can feel the tension starting to melt away, he’s starting to relax finally. 

Sam just brings the bottle to his lips for a drink before holding it out to you, smiling. You take it and bring it to your own, letting your eyes close for just a moment as you drink. “I would’ve married you 10 years ago, sweetheart.”

tags ;; @getaapologist

[ivys-garden]

Wild Life Spoilers: Session 2 Alliance Report:

Teams:

The Spanners - (Mumbo, Grian, Skizz) - formerly the Sub One Club, immediately forget their idea of using crawl mode and lament that they can't be sub one anymore. Mumbo then decides they are “The Floaters” due to them becoming obsessed with the levitation ability. Luckily this doesn't stick because I could not handle an alliance that changes name every session. Mumbo and Skizz built their “base” as a series of bridges, leading to Mumbo calling them “The Spanners” since “they span things”.

Speaking of levitation, they died from that. And starvation. This was not Mumbo or Skizzes session, with Mumbo losing two life's and Skizz losing 3, halfing his amount of lives in one session. If Skizz loses one next week he will be yellow. Seems Grian's curse of outlining his alliance has started early.

The Bam-Boozelers - (Scar, Lizzie, Jimmy)

I normally have a lot of faith in all life series teams. I think anyone can make it to the end. I think this so long as it is not abundantly clear that they're doomed. I never say someone is Doomed from the star-

This team is doomed from the start. Immediately they decide that the Wild Card is that he can't heal from hunger, now this is a good first thought and is shared by other teams, though those other teams immediately realised that if that were the Wild Card everyone would die of hunger and started looking for other options.

These 3? They stuck with that idea and started making boats to travel. When they realised that their hunger reduced passively, they panicked until Grian saved them by telling everyone in chat that they could eat anything. Now, armed with this knowledge they just have to find a good and easy to use food source.

They chose stone shovels. An item that cannot be stacked and required way more effort and resources to make than was worth it. And they stuck by this even as others told them about better foods. They only stopped using shovels because of the randomisation.

How is Jimmy the most confident member on his team?

In other news, they're theme park is going well and Lizzie's Parrot is cute. Jimmy also apparently has “Big Mascot Energy”.

Renwood - (Martyn, Ren)

These dogs are just vibing. They each lose a life each, no big deal. A far cry from previous seasons, Ren is just chilling, Not going after anyone unless they go after them first and trying to get Martyn to do the same. And he actually does, not attacking anyone this session at all. He even gives up going after Jimmy for stealing their cows (an action which was by every account deserved.)

The Tuff Guys (Tango, Etho, Bdubs) (not technically together (?))

Ah yes, Team B.E.S.T without Skizz …. Considering Skizz was the only person keeping Team B.E.S.T from imploding, this can only go well!

Yeah this team is not staying together. Technically they're already breaking up, with Bdubs saying they should only look out for themselves and insisting they live in different houses. Bdubs even cements this mentality by fully encouraging Scar to help kill Tango for no reason.

As for the “Tuff” part, Etho has decided that they need to be tougher and take what they want from people. You know, not to be nice or polite.

Luckily we can see how this works in practice, as Gem encourages him to go be tough to the Final Girls, let's see how Etho is an not being nice:

● he greets Scott and Cleo

● makes small talk

● politely asks for copper

● tries to stop Pearl stealing from them since he doesn't know she's on they're team

● takes more of the stuff he was told he could have

● gives them obsidian in return anyway

● and still feels bad about it.

Yeah not only was this the least tough Etho had ever been, the Girls almost certainly didn't notice and probably won't even care when they do. Great job Etho.

The Fast And The Furious (Gem, Joel)

This session, Gem announced her plan to make friends so people don't judge them based on 5 seasons worth of going insane every time they go red. This lasts for 3 minutes before other people arrive, Scar misunderstands instructions, Etho lets the cops out and the Final Girls partake in their favourite pastime of miscommunication and insisting their own teammates are doing something they aren't.

Other attempts to make friends do go better, with Gem arguably being on good terms with everyone except two people. So that's good.

Gem also builds a cute little Bard that I give a session before it's burnt down or has a Creeper hole in it. Joel spends all session building a car. Everyone on the server thinks it's hideous, mainly because it is hideous.

The Final Girls - (Scott, Pearl, Cleo, Impulse, Bigb)

Somehow the most stable team here, even if it is mostly out of spite. Yeah this team will stay together, the core four have never betrayed anyone unless an outside faction is involved. They're safe. Even if they continue the tradition of forgetting all the bad stuff they did and only reimbursing bad stuff their teammates did (what do you mean Pearl doesn't trust people based on what happened in previous seasons? That was you, Cleo!)

Oh Bigb also joined this session. Though I imagine this will be a Heart Foundation situation where he bases alone despite being on the team.

Scott and Cleo spend a lot of time this session fixing the mistakes Pearl and Impulse make by acting how they always do. A house and wall are built and Pearl and Impulse prepare revenge plans on Grian and Martyn. Pearl encourages Impulse not to tell the others, seemingly forgetting that Cleo and Bigb are addicted to revenge and would have no problem with this.

Alliances and Friendships:

Lizzie and Gem

these two agree to team up if their teammates die. Since their teammates are idiots.

Remember, Lizzie is the one who made the stone shovel plan.

Spanners Vs Bammers

The Bam-Boozelers still hate the Spanners, dropping their reputation all the way to zero. Mumbo and Skizz either don't realise this or don't care. Grian was gone almost all session mining so can't really say what his thoughts on the situation are.

The Family - (Joel, Etho, Gem)

Etho is indoctrinated into yet another family, though he seems more willing to be present for this one. When Tuff Guys breaks up like 5 minutes into session 3, we all know where he's going.

Also Scar might also be part of the family though every else seems to just ignore this.

Spanners Vs Tango

The Spanners are really angry at Tango for accidentally killing Skizz. They seem satisfied with manifesting his death through belief, but it seems they haven't let him off the hook yet. We all know Bdubs won't help him

Joel might also be mad at Tango since he ate the wheels of his ugly car.

Mumbo & Jimmy still hate Renwood

Mumbo still doesn't trust Martyn after the enchanter fiasco and Jimmy attempts to get revenge for the cow theft. Ren and Martyn have chosen to ignore this, Mumbo seems to have forgotten he was angry, and Jimmy is satisfied that he got revenge.

Ren buys his friends

Ren bought Gem and Tangos friendship through iron. Will this hold up? No.

Gem has beef with team oblivious

Gem hates Pearl and Impulse this season. They are at the top of her inevitable murder list.

● The Final Girls came round for a visit

● Impulse was accused of stealing

● He said he wouldt stela since he knows what it's like to be stolen from

● Gem took this as him amusing her of stealing

● Scott cut him off before he could explain himself by saying he was purposely antagonising them

● Gem cut both of them off by ranting about how much she doesn't trust them

Stellar miscommunication guys, great job as always. Please never change, the series would be way less funny if you did.

Pearl also made it worse by trying to Poison Gem 30 minutes later. Woopsie.

Neither Pearl nor Impulse notice that Gem hates them and the others refuse to tell them.

[ask-postcrash-curly]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0E4haJHYUJw

sorry can s.omeone please helpme please and quicker this time its worse sorry thankyou justneed it to stop fast please, i am quite afraid its fucking fireworks isnt even thesaem thing that happened to me,and itsnot real why does ithurt that s so pointless im sick of it im nevergoing to be able to be a person again if i have a panic ove r eveyrthing i nwant to go home soon now

pleasmake it turn off fast thank you love you help im scared

supposed to be strong this isso stupid hahaha. ow ow ow ow

cananyone haer me. pleas em ake it turn off cant do this one forso long its makingme panic every time oneofthem goes off haha it doesnt even soundthe same it was muchlouder when iitreally happened

what if the asteroid goes into a star a sun and idont die because im not allowed ever and i ahve to beo nfire forever!! that would be bad i don t want that . oh my god what the fuck am i talking about. maybe i shoudl just scream really loud and then jimmy will come and maybe he'll hit me hard enough to make itstop

no hah okay nope im not goingt o do that . thatss not a good plam at all! then iwould probably cry and he owudl hitme more!! cheers!!!!!!!! hahaha

are any of you there i want it to stop fast please. please can the time delay things not work this time idont want to wait that long .

nooo no it's fine i mean cmon the only reason that it took so long last time's because oft hhe dleays and then all the good videos came at once and it was good theyll . theyre not going to ignore me its okay that will not happen. oh god but i cant wait that long not again pleasecan you break the itme delya this time i dont want to i dont want to do this anymore

i migth start screming by accdint . i dont want to do that i t will make anya upset and jhimmy wuill be angyr and. i dont want him to be angry he might . be agnry. whyis eveyrone angyr with me all thetime i dont try to be frustrating i dont i reallydont . i dont want to be by myself anymore can you please. the rescueline disconnceted and no one can do anything to helpme please acn soemhone help me befroe i make it worse and scream haha oh mygod no i was wrong its the same its the same the sound is different but the way the colors burst across youreyelids when you shut themisthe same and tehn you cant shut them anymore and it hurts it hurts andeverything is white and then its red and youcant even scream youcant move and its just burnign and it takestoo long to pass out why did it take so long i felt evyrting it ev en when iw asnt awake i oculd feel it burnign

and i think i think he left me in there on purpose i think hewanted to make sure i coldnt get better i think he wanted to hurt me i htink he was angyr stilll about the firing an waht i sadi in the cockpit afterhis eval i think maybe thats why he hates me now i didnt i didnt know jimmy i wouldnthave said that if iknew why are you angry i wanted. to help why would you hurther jim she didnt do anytihng to you why would you why would you hurt her why would you hurt me wgy do you keep hurting me. idont ressist anymore so youdont have to push so hard dont have to reach sofar why do you . you want to hurt me yeah? you want to and itsnot because ofanything but you and me. jimmy anya soembdoy cann you make the fireworks go away for me please i will be better

please can aynoe hear me im sc ared im so scared i dont want to beon fire agian it hurt so much and wheni. woke up i couldnt stop screaming . i ocudnt stop im going tos cream aagain and hes going to hit me but nope he wont kill me he wont knock me out because i have to feel it i have to feel veyrthing all the time i cant even sleep!!! that woudl be too peaceful and i dont get to have it peaceful no no no!!!!!!! not allowed for curlly to hvave peaceful i have to be feleing all of it

i onyl had two days i only had two days iwanted to help but i was scared ishouldntmake excuses im sorry nevermind nevermind im sorry anyaimsory shoudnthave been you never you never anybody else i shoudlvedonesomething i shoudlve let us both die whenwe werekids ojgod no no i cantwant him todie hewas. my firned no no no he hurtssherbieng selfish why did i tell them why did i let her tell him why did i let him go in there why did i go in there

i wish it had killed me then it woudlnt stil hurt its been so so so so long forever humanbody isnt supposed to fele this way for so long icant do it anymore iwish they ddint all ahte me s omuch i dindt crash thesip i didnt do it i didnt i neverwouldve done it whyd theybleve you so easilyi am i thiat easy to, did anyoen ever likeme or did they all feel the same as you jimmy is that why. deado pixels everywehr theye all dead pixels and i ahve to bealive its not fair no no haha it is fair this is this is what happens when you dont do anythign now you dont get to!!!!!!cant fix anythuing no matere how muchyou want toooo

cant do anything ever and iut always hurts and shes aways crying andhe doesnt smile anymore and i dont seehim naymore hes drinnkinghismelf to death and none fo them aluagh they used to laugh i miss mmy parents i miss closing my eyes i miss when thinsgs were soft andpeople hugged me evenif it was just pretend and they didnt care i could believe it sometimes and it didnthurt

i wanna go home

i wnana go to sleep

im reallyscared that im going to scream soon not onpurpose

can anybody hear or amitalkingto nothing . can anyeone hear me? icanrt. see anything exceot, the

hah ha am i tlaking too much . i think i am . why would you give this to me. youknow it would hurt me . why does eveyrone liek to hurt me am i that awful or is it that fun . ah hahaha. it jus. it kepe s on going. ahahahaahaha. and anotheranotther anohter another another!!!! is htis because i c omplaiend about the fireare youmad at me because iwouldnt stop saying it overand over wouldnt shut up god it's so annoyign haha right thats it yeah? youask ove and over and nothing chagnes so you have to stop before you get hurt because therse a reaseono they dont listen and if you keep asking againanda again and again forever theyll make you pay.

im soryr ill. be quiet

youdont have to make it go away this time , i can. deal with itthis time until it ends if you dont do it agian. could we make that deal, is that all right can we

amibeing punished

i think i am

or maybe not . only persons get punished im not a perosn im a toy i think . thats it thats all it is anymore and hwen a toy breaks you break it moreandmoreandmore and thneyou throw itawya into the incinerator to burn forever yeah?

everyneos going to go away. whoeven cares right? got thier own lives. own worlds other worlds better worlds. better world where im gone!!! got real friends haha got reaaal families real sons. and the firworks keeo going and eveyrone goes away!!! boom boom boom thats anotehr oen gone. jsut me just me all by mysefl in th empty

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no no nonoonnononononono im cryingnow i need to stop no ones in here and if he hears me he might

please imsorry if anyones still there please hlep i acnt stop hes going to hear me pleaseimscared

[radioactive-mouse]

I get how tempting it is to just label flower husbands as “toxic” and move on, but god they can be SO much more nuanced than that, it makes me insane.

I think something that goes largely unexplored by the fanbase is c!scott’s obsession with composure. he’s clearly very proud of his ability to stay calm under pressure and be two steps ahead of everyone else— not that he’s afraid to rely on people, him and cleo very clearly have that unshakable trust between them, but i think that sometimes he gets so wrapped up in being steady, reliable scott, never hot-headed, never spiteful, or clumsy, or nervous.

and jimmy is a very real threat to that composure, more often than not.

and i think the way their relationship functions in 3rd life, while steady at the time, definitely set them up for complications down the road. scott, for as fiercely dedicated to his allies as he is, kind of tends to handle jimmy with kid gloves for the earlier parts of their relationship. he’s not very good at the death game, but that’s fine, he doesn’t need to be, scott will take care of it— he’ll get them set up with armor and potions and walls and jimmy can do… whatever it is he does when scott’s not around. mostly getting swindled, if he had to guess. but it’s fine, because scott can be steady, level headed, clever—

i do think most of scott’s ribbing about how he doesn’t know why he lets jimmy do anything when all he does is get scammed half the time is genuinely all in good fun, (jimmy is more than happy to play the fool most of the time, if only to bring a little bit of levity to things) it is super symptomatic of the way scott actually thinks about him. i don’t believe he thinks jimmy is actually stupid or anything, but i do think scott doesn’t quite trust him to get anything done. scott would never in a million years let himself lean on jimmy for any kind of support, because in scott’s mind jimmy’s job is to be bright and brash and only listen to that heart of his that’s too big for his body, too big for this game.

and i think too often we forget just how much losing jimmy destroyed scott in 3rd life. you ever think about how wrecked he must’ve been to place 10th despite being a consistent finalist in every other season? do you think about how all he has left is the burning, white-hot urge for revenge from the second jimmy’s body hit the ground?

i don’t think scott ever wants to feel like that again. i don’t think scott wants anyone to see him like that again. i think scott tries very hard to love jimmy from a safe distance where no one gets hurt. and i think that distance fucking kills jimmy, metaphorically speaking.

(also, tangentially related, i think there’s something to be said for how instantly tango goes “we only have a short time together, your curse will probably get us killed, and that’s fine.” and how jealous scott gets of that sentiment. as far as scott is concerned, tango and jimmy are of the same niche— they feel everything, loudly, even if it causes problems and even if it gets messy. and god that just makes his blood boil.)

i’m just so… entranced with the way scott carries himself with so much confidence and it’s not like he’s insecure, he really believes that, he’s a strong player and he knows that, but also revealing any emotion he deems to be “ugly” or “messy” makes him start to completely unravel. the driving force behind him is always love and loyalty and protectiveness over the people he cares about, but he’s juggling that with being dead set on never getting so close that losing them will completely ruin him.

anyway, this is getting away from me, but i think a lot of jimmy’s frustration with scott comes from the fact that he refuses to let their relationship go both ways, and i think by the time of the infamous “say i love you back” scene in limlife he’s just exhausted with throwing himself repeatedly against scott’s brick wall of perfectionism. that, and the whole Situation between them in double life, which i could honestly make it’s own post but good god i need to STOP typing or this will go on forever. forgive my completely disorganized ramblings i just have been trying to get all this down on paper FOREVER

[mind-intheclouds342]

You'll never change - Jimmy x Reader

Warning: Dark content.

You were simply sitting with the others, listening to them argue and blame Curly for the news he had shared, about how everyone was going to get their pay at the end of the deliver and then they were just going to be fired.

But it was obvious who was playing with fire in this whole situation.

You stood up to walk towards him, grabbing him by the collar of his uniform and slapped him, the sound echoing in the room, making everyone turn to look at them in silence.

"The captain is having the decency to tell us what he knows so that we can prepare when we return. Why do you want to turn everyone against him, Jimmy?"

Jimmy: "He has no problems! He has his life all figured out! He's saying it because he feels sorry for us, he knows very well that we don't have backup plans!"

He started to complain and rub his cheek, which was red from the slap.

You turned to look at Curly while you took the man's neck to bury his face against your body and silence him, wrapping your arms around his head.

"I'm really sorry about the scene Jimmy is making, do I have permission to take him away to calm him down?"

Curly: "...Go ahead..."

He murmured, surprised by your actions, and everyone watched as you dragged him along, your hand pulling a good chunk of his hair to make him walk with you.

Jimmy: "Hey-! Hey, let me go right now! What was all that? Are you trying to make me look bad?!

You slammed him against one of the walls in the hallway and cornered him with your arms, looking him in the eyes with seriousness.

"You're like a little child, did you know that? You cry and throw a tantrum when you don't like something, you start screaming because you want attention, and if someone has a toy you wanted, you try to take it from them by any means possible."

Jimmy: "And what do you know about m-?"

He was interrupted when you pressed your lips against his, even clashing your teeth against his in the desperate kiss you were giving him, hoping that for once and for all he would decide to be quiet.

At first, he tried to resist, but little by little he gave in, his hands starting to roam your body, making you cling to him even more, to the point where he began to squeeze and massage your butt.

In that instant, you pulled away, turning your face when you noticed he tried to kiss you again.

"You are a twsited one, did you know that? There's no way to fix you."

You took his face in your hands, he looked at you with vulnerable eyes, wanting you to give him your full attention, the first time someone had given him something without having to snatch it from his hands.

"Such a bastard, trying to take advantage of our poor nurse. Were you surprised when you went to her room and I was with her? I knew there was something wrong with the drink you had so 'kindly' prepared for her..."

Jimmy: "You say it as if I had tried to kill her... I wasn't going to do anything bad to her."

"Ugh, you're disgusting, you really can't be helped, huh?"

You held his face firmly while he kept trying to kiss you.

You tilted your head and smiled when you had an idea.

"I have a wonderful idea for you, let's go to my bedroom."

You grabbed him by the collar of his shirt again to take him with you.

.

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.

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Curly: Ah- (Y/n), I need to ask you something. I've heard some strange noises coming from your room... They sound human."

"Oh yes- I'm sorry for not letting you know before, you were so busy that I didn't want to bother you... Jimmy had a little accident and hurt his leg, I'm taking care of him so you don't have to worry."

You smiled at him. 

Curly: "Thats why those sounds are heard from your room? Why isn't he in the nursery?"

"He felt more comfortable with me... Don't worry, he's really fine."

You insisted, but in his gaze, you could tell he wasn't completely convinced by your words; still, he didn't ask any more questions, as he had no reason not to trust what you were saying. 

You kept your smile until you were out of their sight, at that moment your smile faded, and you quickly walked to your room. 

"Hey Jimmy~" 

You sat on your bed, watching the man lying on it. 

Tied to the bed by each of his limbs, without his uniform, only in his underwear, gagged and blindfolded, you could barely hear his ragged breathing when he heard you arrive. 

"Shh shh... I'm here, did you miss me, puppy?"

You mentioned removing the gag to leave a kiss on his lips. 

"Do you know what I've found out? You've been screaming a lot... Why? You have no reason to do that, we're just spending time together."

Jimmy: "Please... Let me go... I want to touch you..."

His hands pulled the straps that held his wrists, making a loud sound against the headboard of the bed. 

"One hand"

You mentioned releasing one of his hands, which immediately moved to your waist to keep you close. 

"You have to behave when I'm not around, you can't cry just because I left, I have work to do. I had to make up that you had hurt your leg..." 

You ran your hand over his thigh, making him shiver, while he tried to pull your uniform aside to touch your chest. 

"I feel bad lying to the captain... So... You're not going to make me look like a liar, are you, Jimmy?"

You leaned over him, while you saw him nod repeatedly.

You searched for some pills in your pocket and brought them to your mouth. 

You took a mirror that was on your nightstand and broke it, causing the man to jump startled upon hearing the sound. 

"Shh... It will only be a second, okay?"

You placed your free hand on his cheek to calm him, while your lips rested on his to drown the scream he let out when you drove the piece of glass into his thigh, sinking it as deep as possible. 

In the kiss, you pushed the pills you had previously taken with your tongue to the back of your throat, forcing him to swallow them. 

"Shh... They are painkillers, okay? I'll bring some things from the nursery and everything will be fine... If you go outside and Curly see you hopping with a bad leg he will believe me complety"

You caressed his hair and removed the bandage, seeing her eyes all tearing up.

"You know I have to do this for the sake of others, you are a danger on this ship... But you've been a good boy, do you want a reward?"

Jimmy: "I want to see you..."

"Of course"

You smiled at him to take off the top part of your uniform, you could hear his breath quicken as he saw your bra and how you unfastened it to let him see. 

You touched his leg, seeing the swelling of the wound and how much he was bleeding, but you were focused on your nudity, and lost in the quick effect of the painkiller. 

"You brought all this on yourself... If you had been quiet... If you weren't such a piece of shit... This is to let you know that there are people worse than you."

He wasn't even paying attention to your words, they didn't matter to him, because anyway, that wouldn't make him change.

[soficraft]

I think the next season of the life series is gonna be named "Opposite life" where you have to make the opposite of what you would normally do.

The finalist would be Jimmy, Lizzy, Mumbo and Skizz. (Tango, Budbs and Etho were almost there, but they kill each other beacuse of course they didn't team up)

Bigb would be so normal.

Grian and Scar would never interact.

Scar would play it safe, no tradings involved. No sellings, no betrayals. He would be an angel.

Scott would be the first one out. He betrayed everyone. Even his no-allies.

Marty would be honest and loyal (not to rendog do). He would be mostly alone, but fighting for the well-being of everyone.

Pearl would have lots of cats or no animal at all. She would be like the therapist of the server.

There would be no Gs (or any variation of it)

Bdubs would kill every horse he sees. He would tame pigs and do races where the slowest one wins. He also would be the one to take Etho's last life.

Tango would actually kill people with redstone traps.

Impulse has a garden or something. He has cows and sheep, too. He has an army of axolotls, for what? Idk. A plan? NOoooOOo he is just chilling.

Grian would be happy alone or with company. Doesn't feel the need to "serve" to anyone. Is the first one to die of his teammates.

Cleo would make the nicest comments to everyone (no sarcasm)

Gem... Gem would build something horrible. She won't think when is caos, she would just act. She would also burn everything. (She would die 3th or 2nd)

Joel would be green for the entire season, only would be yellow and red on his last episode. (Would also team with Scott, but he betrayes him, so he kills him. HE KILLS HIM)

Ren would be just a normal person. No roel play, no dramatic voices. He would just do what he has to do. (He kills Martyn)

Etho would be dedicated to building cute bases and being loyal to his teammates. He would only have one team and it wouldn't be with Tango, Skizz or Bdubs.

Lizzi would hate bad boys and red names.

Skizz would be so good at the game that he would be chilling.

Mimbo would love Etho's suscribers and would be so cool around Etho. He also is the best at killing with lava.

And Jimmy... well...

And the final battle would be something like...

Lizzi team up with Mumbo, Skizz is alone, and Jimmy just lost his teammate Etho at the hands of Bdubd, who was then killed by Tango with an epic trap Jimmy, for some reason, hates Tango, so he kills him.

Now, alone, he decided to play it smart and safe, but it's night, so he kills an ederman cause he can, and prepars with everything he needs to fight.

He is smart, so he goes to the high ground and scouts the area. After a while, he sees them, Mumbo and Lizzi, clearly looking for him.

He watches when Skizz runs into Lizzi and Mumbo, and the battle begins. Is epic. All of them masters of the sword, the bow, and the wherever other weapon is on minecraft.

Mumbo seems to be winning. He is so good at killing that it is a shock he hasn't ended Skizz yet.

But plot twist. Lizzi betrays Mumbo, using her redstone knowledge to pull a trap in seconds, which mumbo is incapable of understanding. And Mumbo is gone.

He is a genius, so he understands what is happening down there, Lizzi and Skizz are teaming up against him, knowing that he is the big boss and alone they can't defeat him.

They start walking, searching for him, and he knows it is time.

He does what he has to do and shoots an arrow to Lizzi. With his perfect aim, he gets her, but that doesn't kill her. Lizzi is on full diamond armor, with the best enchantments cause all season she had been stealing the enchanter.

Now they know where he is, so he quickly runs away, ender palearl ready in case of emergency.

He goes to his base, where he builded an epic redstone trap just for this moment.

He watch them get closer to his tower, and he sees as Skizz aims at him, but he is quick and crouchs, or moves, idk, but he avoids the arrow.

He looks one more time.

Perfect. They are at the perfect place.

He talks to them as a distraction, and of course, he isn't mute, he checked first cause he is smart.

As they talk, Jimmy slowly walks closer to the edg, and BOOM!

A minecart with dynamite falls onto them, but to his surprise, Skizz notices, and only Lizzy gets boom by it. She is gonne.

It doesn't take much for Jimmy to compose himself and quickly takes his sword out. In one hand his sword, and on the other, his bow.

Skizz is quick and agile. In a secnd he is in front of Jimmy.

Is no surprise that Jimmy reacts quickly and shots an arrow direct to Skizz's head. And when Skizz is about to hit him with his full enchanted diamond sword, Jimmy enderpearls outside of his base, just beside a button, which he press.

He says a really cool frase, and then all it can be heard are the explosions of tnt. His trap has work.

Skizz blew up

He won.

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I'm sorry for this. I really am. I slept like, an hour? I'm not sure. My head hurts. My face hurts and my brain is still loading. But i had this revelation and needed to share it. Hope you understand.

I don't intend to offend anyone with this post. Is just me exaggerating the bad things. All of the lifers or wherever the name is, are amaizing and cool, and we all know each of them lack at something but that's just part of being human.

We love them.

[abluebirdsseaview]

All New part 3

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Part 1

Part 2

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A/n: sorry for the wait, and I hope everyone has had a amazing Thanksgiving (if you celebrate)

This is a longer chapter to make up for the wait

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Text messages

You

Heyyyy

I had a really good time tonight

Would love to go out again

But like only if you want to

Drew

I would want nothing more

You looked beautiful tonight

You

Awww thank youuuu

You clean up nice

Drew

You got me blushing

Can't wait to see you again

Text messages with Mads

You

MADELINEEEE

The night was perfect and so is he

Mads

Awwww that's so sweet

My two favs are going to fall in loveee

You

Don't jinx it

I'm just scared about going out

I don't want any drama bc most of my fans are really defensive of tom

And like if I move on fast, people are going to be pissed

Mads

I know you love being chronically online

But you have healed and like the people in your life knows what Tom did to you

You deserve to be happy and not fearful of the public

You

True

I'm still going to try to keep drew and I private especially since this was only a first date

Okay I gtg but ilyyyyy

Mads

Love you more

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A couple days later

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tomblyth loml

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User1 well this is certainly a development !

User2 they way I thought I had a chance after the y/n breakup 😔

User3 I just know y/n's gc is going crazy

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hole4drewstarkey drew was asked on the Jimmy Kimmel show if he was open to dating and he blushed and answered definitely WHO IS THE GJRL DREWWWW WHO IS SHEE AND WHY NOT MEEEEEEEEE PLEASEES PLEAK

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User1 it's me, sorry guys

>user2 me when I'm manifesting

User2 DREW LIKED

>user3 so did y/n.... hmmm

User4 he is so sexyyyy

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Yourinstagram sent hole4drewstarkey's post

Hmmm open to dating...

Good to know

drewstarkey

Yeah went on a date with a really cool girl last week

Yourinstagram

Lucky girl

drewstarkey

Hold up I just saw the user name and im dying

HOLE4DREWSTARKEY???? killer name

Yourinstagram

I love fan accounts

I started following this one #number1drewstarkeyfan

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hole4drewstarkey who is behind the camera drew 🤬

>drewstarkey it's a secret

>hole4drewstarkey WTF YOU REPLIED

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User2 thats bae

Madelinecline new york seems to be very popular...

Yourinstagram his favorite drink is a shirley temple btw

>drewstarkey this is confidential information and how dare you release it

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sabrinacarpenter the girls are scheming @/yourinstagram

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Yourinstagram it's killing me to keep this a secret

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User2 these queens

Madelinecline the fur coats? I'm obsessed

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Yourinstagram in the city

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>user1 I feel like Madeline knows things we dont...

User1 the guy in the back of the fourth pic

User2 she's so hot omlllll

Sabrinacarpenter can we try some freaky positions

>yourinstagram how do you feel about wheelbarrow

>sabrinacarpenter yessss 😫

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>yourinstagram a genius came up with it

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[nitpick7]

i feel like the life series fandom has not properly utilized the angst potential of the wildcards yet. and maybe i just haven't read enough posts or fics yet, which is definitely possible, but i'm gonna ramble anyway. (disclaimer: i've watched every pov but probably will get details wrong anyway.)

session one. pearl goes off, alone, away from her group for just a bit. just to mine a little bit more, get some iron. she's crouching at the edge of a cliff to get a better look at the cave, when suddenly the ground isn't underneath her anymore. she doesn't even slip, doesn't have time to react, she just falls.

session two i've thought about so much that i started writing a oneshot (unfortunately still a wip). everyone having to eat rocks and ores and wood and just so many things that they are not meant to eat... but they're all literally starving and real food doesn't fill them anymore. so they're biting into anything they can get their hands on, just hoping and praying that it fills them and doesn't poison them or make them float away... the terror every time the food changes? scrambling to find the next items to eat. ough.

the SNAILS. god. the snails. those things are cute but deadly. bigb, start of the session, seconds after the wildcard activates, hearing something and seeing something and then he's dead. gone. he's gone from peacefully mining to dead in seconds flat and everyone instantly knows just how deadly this one will be.

the speed one... has less angst potential. it's more just the constant fear, being constantly on edge, not used to the speed everything is moving at. they're frustrated at being too slow or their brains aren't moving as fast as their legs, or it's the very start of the session and they're frozen in time with no idea what's happening.

triviabot is less about the trivia itself and more about how it makes everyone act. sabotaging their friends and enemies alike, hiding bots, feeding people false information. they can't trust anyone in that session. but the moment they can trust someone, they latch onto them. someone gets a question about an ally and books it across the server to ask them about it, hoping their bot is still there when they get back.

more on triviabot: there's also the effects if they get something wrong. the robot voice is crazy because to themselves, they sound perfectly normal, but no one can fucking understand them. they're just unable to communicate and don't know for how long. or they're knocked down a few hearts, unable to be fully healed. constantly hurting at least a bit. being equipped with leather armor that they can't take off, unable to protect themselves. tripling in size, not being able to fit anywhere or do anything because they're so big. or their snails coming back, slower but still terrifying.

the mobs one... the very first thing that happens is everyone's beloved pets being killed. unless they happened to have the resources for a nametag beforehand. bdubs almost lost his horse! lizzie spent forever trying to collect mobs just for them to be murdered again! and the trial chamber. grian, joel (who didn't even want to be there), etho, scar; already in the midst of battle, and then all the fucking mobs change? they were terrified in real life, do you know how good that could be in fics?

you may think that there is little angst potential from superpowers. you would be wrong. again, it's less from the wildcard itself and more from how it makes people act. impulse teleporting ren into an obsidian box full of water in order to prove ren was lying about his power? that shit's CRAZY. WHAT THE HELL. impulse literally tried to drown ren to prove scott's point! and like good for him but!!! holy shit!!!!! or grian, who should know what he's doing, losing pearl's ability mid-air and falling to his death - grian falling to his death? (and obviously the listener symbolism with martyn and jimmy. we know we can do stuff with that.)

the final session is just. all of that. but combined. and more wild. it's everything all at once, randomly activating and deactivating, no one knows what's going on and it's a mess. just confusion and chaos.

so. yeah. there is my ramble, i might do smth with this but i might not. please add to this if you have more wildcard related angst, i will love you so much. Ɛ:

[baenakinskywalker]

don't like a gold rush

Lois Lane isn't an insecure person. But when the whole world wants to fuck your boyfriend, it’s natural to want to confirm that he’s not interested.

rating: m

words: 774

a/n: oops, i saw a movie and immediately wrote a one-shot. happens to the best of us! totally unbeta'd, but i hope you enjoy. <3

read under the cut or on ao3:

It’s two months after Lex Luthor is arrested that Lois finally brings it up. Off the record, she’s two espresso martinis deep — enjoyed for the caffeine high, not the flavor, thank you — from happy hour with Jimmy and Cat. But she’s a reporter first and girlfriend second, so the question has been festering. Bubbling.

Across from her, taking up most of the large sectional in his apartment, sits Clark Kent, glasses off, hair curling. Looking half-Superman in a way that makes her toes curl. She steadies herself, takes a breath. Imagines being called on at a press conference: Lois Lane, Daily Planet. But then she’s looking into those blue eyes, and all her reporterly instincts and bravado go flying out the window. 

Two espresso martinis too many.

“So,” Lois starts, picking up the large glass of water recently placed on the coffee table in front of her without comment, “the whole harem thing.”

Clark’s dark brows arch. “The whole harem thing.” He eyes her like he can see right through her. Which, technically speaking, he can. If her lingerie collection had expanded after finding out about the X-ray vision, she’ll claim it was pure coincidence.

Not that she’s gotten any complaints.

Lois takes a sip of water. “We never talked about it.” 

“What exactly is there to talk about?” Clark asks. He leans forward, serious.

The online sentiment around Superman has shifted dramatically in the past two months. Where there had initially been outrage over the thought of a Kryptonian coming to earth and taking multiple wives, there’s now intrigue. Desire. Videos of women — and men — explaining why they’d be a good addition to Superman’s harem plastered across TikTok and Instagram. And like any good reporter, Lois sees it all. 

“Do you want one?”

He frowns. “No.”

“What superhero wouldn’t want an army of adoring and, if I might add, very willing partners?” 

Clark shrugs. “This one.”

Lois gulps down more water. She’s not an insecure person. But when the whole world wants to fuck your boyfriend, it’s natural to want to confirm that he’s not interested. “You sure?” she asks. “Plenty of men would jump at the opportunity to add more notches to their bedposts.”

Blue eyes narrow at her. “I’m very content with my number of notches.”

“Just how many women have there been, Kent?” They don’t talk about their pasts like this. The number of men Lois has been with isn’t particularly high, and he’s never asked. But the thought needles at her: everyone wants him. And why wouldn’t they? He’s built like a Greek god with a face that makes you want to pick out china patterns. 

Clark holds up a hand, counting off on his fingers. “A girl back home, and you.”

Her mouth drops open. “That’s not possible. Have you seen you?”

His dimpled smile makes her pulse race. “It’s not exactly easy to date as Superman, you know.”

“I’m not talking about dating.” She raises her eyebrows suggestively. “How many women have you taken to bed?”

Clark ponders, brow furrowed. After a long moment, he meets her eyes. “Same answer.” His grin sits solidly between boyish and devilish. 

She groans. “So if there’s only been two, you don’t want to see what else is out there? Who else? Because let me tell you, there are a lot of women who would kill — and I’m not even really exaggerating, based on what I’ve seen — to get their hands on you, Clark.”

Before she registers it, she’s lying in a large bed with navy blue linens. Her glass of water sits on a nightstand, and her shoes are off and placed by the door to the bedroom with care. Perks of super speed, Lois thinks, eyeing the man above her. She wants to mark him up for the whole world to see.

Wants them all to know: he’s taken.

Clark leans in close, lips brushing the shell of her ear. “How about I make it very clear what I want, and who I want it from?”

Lois shivers against the silky sheets. 

His voice deepens. “Is that a yes, Miss Lane?”

She feels the weight of every word low in her belly. Her nod is met with a low chuckle that has her breaking out in goosebumps. Then it’s a blur of mouths and hands and teeth and tongues, of a muscled back covered in scratches and red marks sucked into pale skin. Of moans and whispered promises that Lois is going to remember for the rest of her life.

In the end, Clark does make it clear that he only wants her. 

Over and over and over again.

[ooooo-mcyt]

It's fascinating to me which lifers some fans consider "manipulative" and which ones they don't and how that often really doesn't align with how I read them.

I know I've gone on enough Scott defense rants to last a lifetime and you guys are probably tired of it at this point (/lh) but he's a great example to me. Now, I would absolutely say Scott is "manipulative" to a degree, in the sense that he's good at playing the social game, good at being likable, good at forming alliances, and has great control over his own reactions to things in a way that favors him (the amount of times i've watched this man get out of a fight with his life solely because he was so calm he psyched the others out into backing off when they would have won is astounding). Scott is good at manipulating situations and perceptions to a point, I will absolutely concede that. But so often I see this extrapolated to malicious personal manipulation in a way that I don't think I've ever seen Scott do. I've seen people claim he 'manipulated' Jimmy into doing whatever he wanted during Third Life even though Jimmy won most of their major arguments because Scott, while he's good at controlling broad impersonal situations, actually has a habit of deferring to his partners when they want something. I've seen people claim Scott 'manipulated' the social climate of Double Life to make everyone hate Pearl even though he was less popular than she was with most factions and had very little to do with the reason the people who did dislike Pearl actually disliked her. I've seen people claim he somehow manipulated Martyn in Limited Life and honestly I don't even understand how that take happened.

Grian is another one I'm sure I've talked to death, but it's a relevant one. Grian can be too independent and struggle with communication. Sometimes- whether he wants to or not- he ends up acting like a solo player even within teams. This isn't good, and has in some cases caused distrust and resentment within his teams. But I feel like it's a communication issue as well as an unfortunate consequence of Grian's tendency to take on too much personal responsibility and leave other people out because he thinks everything is his job. Which isn't good, but it's also not manipulative. But often I do see that spin on things. The idea that Grian hides things from his allies, that any distance he shows from them is a result of disloyalty, that he manipulates and uses people and then casts them away. The fact that Grian keeps "killing" his allies is shown as further proof of this (even though grian has literally never actually betrayed a major ally). I've seen people say Grian 'used' BigB in Double Life, which I've never liked, because Grian genuinely liked BigB and wanted him from the start. And the amount of times I've seen people say Grian lies to and drags Scar along and 'uses' him too, painting this narrative where Grian hurts Scar over and over and Scar stays out of love, as if Scar isn't just as bad as Grian?

Gem is an interesting one for me. I do actually think she has some manipulative tendencies. She was very overt in Wild Life about the way she'd twist narratives and pit people against each other. But I also think this is overblown by a lot of people. Gem is cunning, she is good at the social game, and she's certainly not above, by her own admission, using deceptive social tactics. Sure. But sometimes I see this narrative that Gem just uses people, that she doesn't care about her allies, that she sees people as assets or weapons or chips in a game. Which I don't think is true. Gem didn't see Scott and Impulse as chess pieces in Secret Life, they were her friends. She stuck with them until the end, even when she was offered space in a bigger team, and she was distraught when circumstances forced her to kill one of them. Gem doesn't see Pearl as a weapon to be used. I'll admit Gem hasn't been fair to Pearl in many cases, but I've always felt like the breakdown comes from Gem projecting onto and failing to understand Pearl, not Gem trying to use Pearl. Gem certainly wasn't using Joel in Wild Life, never once did she indicate that she saw her one and only true ally as a tool of any sort.

On the other side of things, there's Scar. My Roman Empire of manipulative characters. It almost astounds me how often he's perceived as a sweet silly harmless dumb puppy dog. This man is incredible at spinning webs. It's honestly impressive, the way even when you know his tricks, he can still turn a story that will have you enraptured in whatever he's trying to sell. The second you start listening to him, you've already signed away whatever price he's asking for. And, well..he's also very good at weaponizing the way he's perceived. Scar is friendly and fun and not all that clever, you can trust him! Silly Scar, didn't realize what he was doing. Of course, Scar does genuinely need things verbalized and explained for him more than others might sometimes, and he can be genuinely forgetful as well. But I find it funny how often people will watch Scar actively twist a request someone makes of him into whatever possible interpretation would be best for him, and then assume it was surely just an accident. I just feel like some people don't give this man nearly enough credit because he's so charismatic and clever and is incredible at getting what he wants out of any situation and then weaponizing his perceived 'innocence' to slip out of being blamed. I love Scar so much he's so good at the game and it's insane to me when people boil him down to this stupid harmless innocent persona (often going hand in hand with the "grian is manipulative and using poor baby scar angle, but not always)

Rapid firing a few takes here because these are all pov's I either haven't finished at all or have finished but haven't gotten the chance to rewatch in a while so I have less to say on each of them: I think the fandom is pretty good these days at acknowledging that Martyn is very skilled in manipulation and very willing to manipulate people. But back in the day I saw so many people who leaned so deeply into the "Loyal Hand" persona from Third Life that they somehow thought of Martyn as this extremely loyal and honest character with good intentions. Which is an almost laughable concept I think. BigB is an interesting one too, because people acknowledge to a degree his capacity for manipulation, but he's so silly about it that it's often not taken seriously. Which I get, but this man's ability to sometimes get away with shifting loyalties and even outright betrayals through pure confusion tactics is impressive, right? He's similar to Scar in a sense, able to spin webs and utilize a persona to get away with things, but BigB has this layer of pure confusion that's unique to him and it works. I literally never see anyone talk about this but I also think Ren is actually really good at twisting narratives too. I'm not entirely sure if this counts as manipulation, because I think in many cases he's lying to himself moreso than intentionally trying to manipulate other people. But I still needed to mention this because it's such an underdiscussed character trait of his and it fascinates me. Ren refuses to acknowledge his own capacity for wrongdoing, and he will actively twist narratives to the point of even lying about facts sometimes so he's always the 'good guy'. I will literally never forget the time in Wild Life when Ren went to Grian, Mumbo, and Skizz and proposed they attack the G's (ren literally suggested it first without prompting), just for Ren to organize a man hunt against Grian the next episode with the patently false claim that Grian actually tricked and manipulated him into killing Impulse because Ren never would have done something so dishonorable without someone making him.

I just feel like my perception of characters and their capacity/willingness for manipulation is very different from a lot of other peoples, and I wanted to offer my two cents.

[hottestthingalive]

i know ive posted about this before but if you think a little too hard about jackie tyler & rose's relationship it does actually recontextualize their entire characterizations from seasons one through four of doctor who. because when rose was a little girl she ran away on a school trip. and jackie was angry, and more than that she was terrified, and when rose was home and safe and sound she probably thought never again. and then when rose was sixteen she ran away with a musician who was older and very abusive and when she finally came home she was hurt and scared and jackie almost didn't recognize her, she looked so small. and she probably thought, god, please, never again.

so then they're living together in jackie's flat & rose is nineteen and has gone back to work and things are good! and then henrik's blows up. and jackie's terrified, obviously, keeps telling rose she ought to sue, because what if, except she doesn't because the next day aliens are attacking london. and then when it's all over mickey shows up with some crazy story about rose running off with some alien, and it IS crazy, except rose never comes home. and by the third month everyone's pretty sure she's either abandoned jackie for good this time, or is dead in some ditch somewhere, and jackie starts to believe them, to the point where she looks her friend's son in the eyes and accuses him of killing her daughter. but twelve months later rose comes back like nothing happened at all, with some older man jackie's never met before, and it turns out mickey was right. except now the more she learns the worse it gets, because rose says the doctor isn't like jimmy stone, but maybe that doesn't matter because he also is the reason that rose is now in so much danger, all the time. and then she leaves again, promises to be back soon and isn't, gone again for weeks, and.

rose runs away, and comes back, and every time she is a little less the daughter jackie knew. and not just in the normal way, anymore: jackie helps her open up the tardis, and when rose comes home her memory's all funny, and the doctor shushes jackie or mickey whenever they try and ask about it. and every time she comes home after that, she's a little bit less human, a little bit more doctor, and jackie can't quite tell which is rose anymore.

at canary wharf jackie and rose are pulled into another universe (and mickey's back, too, he'd disappeared, someone else gone and vanished), and rose decides to leave. rose goes back for the doctor. and the only reason rose ends up safe with jackie at all is because she's stuck there. and jackie watches her sob against that white wall and knows in her heart that her daughter would have picked her almost certain death to that vortex over this, trapped where she can never run away again.

so jackie thinks she's safe, for a bit, rose. the doctor even says so himself, burns up a sun to say goodbye. but rose, always so stubborn, figures it out, anyway, her and that dimension cannon, and maybe it's necessary and maybe it's saving the world but jackie just sees her daughter running away again. and then they're back in another war, the daleks and the doctor and the tylers and all his other companions, and at the end of it jackie gets her daughter--but she knows then, too, that if the doctor had never split she would have lost her daughter for the last time. and there wouldn't have been anything she could do to stop it. because rose was always going to choose adventure, choose novelty, choose everything jackie wasn't. she ran away from that school trip, and she never, ever stopped.

anyways. something something rose tyler who never stops running and jackie tyler who never stops being left behind

[vampirheartt]

𝐂𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐡

(𝐁𝐖𝐖𝐖)

(𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐆𝐄 𝐗 𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐔𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐑)

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐘: Paige dose an interview were she gets asked about her celebrity crush’s and your name comes up

You were out with some friends when you got the message from you agent she had sent you the video of Paige. You read the comments and saw all the fans going crazy for no reason at all.

You’ve heard of Paige but never really paid any attention to her. “Yo look at this” you’re friend yelled over the loud music she showed you a picture of you and one of Paige’s pictures together on some fan page “damn they fast” you mumbled.

You looked back to your friend “I’ll deal with it later” you walked away to get another drink.

It was now the next morning you were back stage getting your hair and makeup done before your interview with jimmy Fallon for your new movie that’s coming out next week.

“Soo what going on with you and Paige bueckers” you’re makeup artist smirked looking at you in the mirror “what” you looked up.

“Everyone’s talking about you too like you the next big thing” she giggled “no their not,it just happened yesterday” you shook your head “go on twitter and see for yourself” she told you before she left finished with your makeup.

You paused And thought for a minute before giving up and going on twitter. There were pictures of you and her everywhere you couldn’t help but laugh going through the comments.

User18: they would be so good together

User3649: y’all are crazy they don’t even know each other like that.

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User65: so you never know 🤭

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You laughed to yourself before getting up and leaving your room to head on stage. You waited to be called out standing to the side as jimmy started talking about you and your appearance tonight.

After his speech you were brought out you waved to the crowd smiling. Before taking your seat you and jimmy hugged and and shook hands.

“So how do you feel about your movie coming out next week” he asked “nervous” you softly laughed “why” he laughed “well it being my first movie I’m kinda shitting my pants” you laughed everyone laughed with you “any spoilers, you can give us” he smirked.

“spoilers” you thought out loud “not really but there is a Sean where things get a little..” “spicy” he finished for you “yeah” you laughed blushing.

“I hate to get off topic buttt,you and Paige bueckers” he dragged out. The whole crowd went crazy making you roll your eyes with a soft smile.

“Anything you have to say about that” “unfortunately no I’ve never really had any conversation with her nor met her in person I would love to one day though” you answered.

The interview went on and on some questions about the movie and your music and some about you and Paige again.

A few weeks went by your movie was off the charts everyone was talking about it, you would have thought the Paige thing would have went down but no it got worse.

You were laying down on your phone when you’re friend cam in “guess whatttt” she sang “what” you looked up.

“I got us tickets to a basketball game” she smirked “cool what team” you got up and walked past her not paying attention “come and find out” she smirked .

You walked into the stadium looking around confused recognizing all the colors, you froze when you heard the crowd screaming the teams name..UConn.

“Why the hell would you bring me here” you softly shouted towards your friend “what don’t you wanna meet you future wife” she smirked pulling you to your seats which were in the front.

You grew nervous as you noticed some people in the crowd noticed you,they started talking pictures and videos you softly smiled and waved at them.

“I’m going to kill you” you mumble as the game started.

It was almost half time when Paige’s eyes caught yours you softly smiled at her,she looked away softly blushing “ouuu” your friend laughed “shut up” you laughed.

The game went on and on it wa the last round UConn winning with 113 points and the other team losing with 87. The ball was in Paige’s hands,with only 10 seconds left she threw the ball making it into the net

You smiled clapping happy they won.your were on your way out when some fans came over stopping you for some pictures,you sighed as they walked away.

“Hey” you turned around only to be met with the bluest eyes you’d ever seen “hi..Paige right” you nervously smiled “y-yeah” she answered “you were great out there” you pointed out “thanks,you to-I mean” she mumbled.

You smiled watching her blush “I’ll see you around bueckers” you slowly walked away as she watched mouth slightly open speechless.

(𝐃𝐢𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐡𝐜𝐨𝐨𝐥🌚)