#andrew kuznetsov

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Welcome to deadwood main cast 💛

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Awesome traditional art of the boys found HERE by Andrew Kuznetsov on Artstation.

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2024 Books Read

In a Holidaze - Christina Lauren (Jan 1)

The Long Games - Elena Armas (Jan 2)

The Seven Year Slip - Ashley Poston (Jan 3)

Something More - Jackie Kalilieh (Jan 3-Jan 4)

A Study in Drowning - Ava Reid (Jan 8-Jan 13)

Cockroach - Rawi Hage (Jan 17-Jan 24)

Confessions of an English Opium Eater - Thomas De Quincey (Jan 18-Jan 24)

The Night Circus (reread) - Erin Morgenstern (Jan 24-Jan 29)

Manfred - Lord Byron (Jan 29-Jan 31)

White Nights - Fyodor Dostoevsky (Jan 26-Feb 1)

Murder on the Links - Agatha Christie (Feb 1-Feb 5)

Fronteras Americanas: American Borders - Guillermo Verdecchia (Feb 8)

Total Chaos - Jean Claude Izzo (Feb 7-Feb 16)

I Was Their American Dream - Malaka Gharib (Feb 17-Feb 21)

Once in a Promised Land - Laila Halaby (Feb 26-Mar 1)

Babi Yar - Anatoly Kuznetsov (Feb 17-Mar 2)

Northanger Abbey (reread) - Jane Austen (Feb 27-Mar 3)

Delicious Monsters - Liselle Sambury (Mar 10-Mar 11)

The Flatshare - Beth O'Leary (Mar 12-Mar 13)

Divine Rivals - Rebecca Ross (Mar 13-Mar 14)

The Breakup Tour - Emily Wibberly + Austin Siegemund-Broka (Mar 14)

Foul Heart Huntsman - Chloe Gong (Mar 15-Mar 16)

I Hope This Doesn't Find You - Ann Liang (Mar 16-Mar 17)

Less - Andrew Sean Greer (Mar 17-Mar 18)

Night of Power - Anar Ali (Mar 20)

Winter in Sokcho - Elisa Shua Dusapin (Mar 20-Mar 22)

The Last Man - Mary Shelley (Mar 19-Mar 30)

The Mysterious Case of the Alperton Angels - Janice Hallett (Mar 30-Mar 31)

Bloodlands: Europe Between Hitler and Stalin - Timothy Snyder (Jan 10-Apr 4)

The Reappearance of Rachel Price - Holly Jackson (May 5-May 8)

Winter Garden - Kristin Hannah (May 14-May 16)

Conversations With Friends - Sally Rooney (May 17-May 28)

Biography of X - Catherine Lacey (May 30-June 9)

Her First Palestinian - Saeed Teebi (May 30-June 10)

Funny Story - Emily Henry (June 11-June 16)

November 1942 - Peter Englund (June 16-June 26)

Alone With You in the Ether - Olivie Blake (June 23-June 27)

A Man Called Ove - Fredrick Backman (June 27-June 29)

Giovanni's Room - James Baldwin (June 29-June 30)

The Girl in Question - Tess Sharpe (June 30-July 3)

The Girls I've Been (reread) - Tess Sharpe (July 4-July 5)

The Man in the High Castle - Phillip K Dick (July 6-July 12)

Ruthless Vows - Rebecca Ross (July 12-July 16)

Body Grammar - Jules Ohman (July 17-July 19)

Shanghailanders - Juli Min (July 19-July 23)

They're Going to Love You - Meg Howrey (July 24-July 26)

So Late in the Day - Claire Keegan (July 26)

That's Not My Name - Megan Lally (July 26)

The Blonde Identity - Ally Carter (July 27)

Emily Wilde's Map of the Otherlands - Heather Fawcett (July 27-July 29)

The Sittaford Mystery - Agatha Christie (July 31-Aug 2)

Beautiful World Where Are You - Sally Rooney (Aug 3-Aug 8)

Mr Salary - Sally Rooney (Aug 9)

Penance - Eliza Clark (Aug 9-Aug 10)

Convenience Store Woman - Sayaka Murata (Aug 11)

Educated - Tara Westover (Aug 12-Aug 14)

The Couple at No. 9 - Claire Douglas (Aug 15-Aug 20)

A Curse for True Love - Stephanie Garber (Aug 17-Aug 19)

London - Edward Rutherford (Aug 20-Aug 28)

The Girls - Emma Cline (Aug 28-Aug 29)

The List - Yomi Adegoke (Aug 30)

Florida - Lauren Groff (Aug 30-Aug 31)

Less is Lost - Andrew Sean Greer (Aug 31-Sept 1)

Love in the Time of Serial Killers - Alicia Thompson (Sept 1)

Zoya - Danielle Steele (Sept 1-Sept 3)

Where Are You, Echo Blue - Hayley Krischer (Sept 4-Sept 7)

Bellies - Nicola Dinan (Sept 8-Sept 15)

A Contract With God - Will Eisner (Sept 17)

The Rachel Incident - Caroline O'Donoghue (Sept 19-Sept 21)

Richard II - William Shakespeare (Sept 15-Sept 22)

Maus I - Art Spiegelman (Sept 19-Sept 24)

This Ravenous Fate - Hayley Dennings (Sept 22-Sept 25)

The Unwomanly Face of War - Svetlana Alexievich (Sept 15-Sept 25)

Foster - Claire Keegan (Sept 26)

Anne of Windy Poplars (reread) - L.M. Montgomery (Sept 21-Sept 30)

The Pairing - Casey McQuiston (Sept 26-Oct 1)

Dept of Speculation - Jenny Offill (Oct 2)

Watchman - Alan Moore (Sept 29-Oct 4)

The Getaway List - Emma Lord (Oct 3-Oct 5)

Death at Morning House - Maureen Johnson (Oct 6-Oct 8)

The God of the Woods - Liz Moore (Oct 9-Oct 13)

Boy Parts - Eliza Clark (Oct 13-Oct 14)

Vera Wong's Unsolicited Advice for Murderers (Oct 19-Oct 22)

Bliss Montage - Ling Ma (Oct 23-Oct 26)

To the Lighthouse - Virginia Woolf (Oct 18-Oct 27)

Persepolis - Marjane Satrapi (Oct 24-Oct 28)

One for My Enemy - Olivie Blake (Oct 26-Oct 31)

Graveyard Shift - M.L. Rio (Nov 1-Nov 2)

Funny Boy - Shyam Selvadurai (Oct 26-Nov 4)

Rouge - Mona Awad (Nov 2-Nov 6)

Book Lovers (reread) - Emily Henry (Nov 9-Nov 10)

Macbeth (reread) - William Shakespeare (Nov 4-Nov 13)

Monty's Men - John Buckley (Nov 4-Nov 14)

The Starless Sea (reread) - Erin Morgenstern (Nov 12-Nov 18)

Truly Madly Deeply - Alexandria Bellefleur (Nov 19-Nov 21)

Six Times We Almost Kissed (and One Time We Did) - Tess Sharpe (Nov 22-Nov 25)

The Examiner - Janice Hallett (Nov 29-Dec 1)

The Salt Grows Heavy - Cassandra Khaw (Dec 1)

Othello - William Shakespeare (Nov 23-Dec 14)

Gender Failure - Ivan E Coyote, Rae Spoon (Dec 14-Dec 15)

A Novel Love Story - Ashley Poston (Dec 13-Dec 17)

King Lear - William Shakespeare (Dec 16-Dec 18)

Done and Dusted - Lyla Sage (Dec 17-Dec 21)

Blue Sisters - Coco Mellors (Dec 23-Dec 24)

The Christmas Appeal - Janice Hallett (Dec 25)

Mile High - Liz Tomforde (Dec 26-Dec 27)

Out on a Limb - Hannah Bonam-Young (Dec 27-Dec 28)

Imogen, Obviously - Becky Albertalli (Dec 30)

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2024-25 Cut Tracker

Built and Current to April 12

Buffalo

Kyle Keyser Olof Lindbom Isaiah Saville Jakub Brabenec Logan Couture Dylan Duke Jack Hughes (LA) Evander Kane Alex Killorn Aleksandr Kisakov Rasmus Kupari Jacob Perreault Matthew Phillips Tom Wilson Kailer Yamamoto Tony DeAngelo Mats Lindgren Evan Nause Jusso Valimaki Lukas Rousek Jack Campbell

Seattle

Tyler Brennan Chris Driedger Jonas Johansson Martin Jones Tyler Boucher Mathieu Joseph Ryan Johnson Carson Lambos Victor Soderstrom Noah Cates Eetu Luostarinen Tobias Bjornqvist Ryan Greene Arthur Kaliyev Kaedan Korczak Ville Heinola Tye Kartye Timothy Liljegren Kappo Kahkonen Nicolas Roy Charlie Stramel Adam Boqvist Vladislav Gavrikov Paul Cotter Oliver Ekman-Larsson Tommy Novak Tristan Bertucci Max Domi Nils Lundqvist Lawson Crouse Andrew Mangiapane James Reimer

New York

Blake Coleman Peyton Krebs Anton Wahlberg Calen Addison Jacob Trouba Johnny Gaudreau John Mustard Aatos Koivu Jeff Skinner Clay Stevenson Semyon Varlamov Scott Perunovich Maxime Masse Joshua Roy Brandon Bussi Thomas Bordeleau Gleb Trikozov Juuso Valimaki Pius Suter Isaac Poulter Stefan Noesen

Winged Wheel

Jaroslav Halak Magnus Hellberg Jaret Anderson-Dolan Cam Atkinson Alex Barre- Boulet Sean Couturier Cody Glass Benoit- Olivier Groulx Taylor Hall Alex Iafallo Ryan Johansen Dominik Kubalik Luke Kunin Alexander Wennberg Filip Zadina Jake Bean Ryan Graves John Klingberg Andrei Buyalski Ty Dellandrea Otto Koiuvula Joe Veleno Jared McIsaac Justin Schultz Pheonix Copley Anthony Mantha

Quebec

Pavel Francouz Filip Lindberg Ivan Prosvetov Nikita Alexandrov Dmtri Buchelnikov Gregori Denisenko Dillon Dube Danika Klimovich Evgeny Kuznetsov Ayrton Martino Nico Myatovic Joe Pavelski Taylor Raddysh James Van Riemsdyk Jacob Vrana Alex Gologoski Nikita Ishimnikov Carter Hart

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Target || A Team Fortress 2 Fanfiction

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55307503

by Wiiltted

It's 6 years after the war with Mann Co. The Administrator is dying and is in desperate need of Australium. In a desperate turn of events, Administrator tells Pauling to find her old test subject, Luca and drain the remaining Australium from their veins. Baron and Fin are the only remaining members of BLU Mann's team, and are specifically tasked with two jobs. Capture the RED SprayPainter and retrieve the Australium. Will the Spraypainter be able to escape the target placed on their back, or will their friends and family be forced to make a terrible decision? --- DISCLAIMER: This fic is a terrible self-insert & friend-insert story. The events in this fic will also obviously not follow 100% to the canon.

Words: 785, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Team Fortress 2

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, Gen, M/M, Multi

Characters: Medic (Team Fortress 2), RED Medic (Team Fortress 2), BLU Medic (Team Fortress 2), Finley Ramirez (Team Fortress 2), Andrew Kuznetsov (Team Fortress 2), Luca Kuznetsov (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), RED Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Heavy (Team Fortress Classic), Administrator (Team Fortress 2), Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), RED Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2), RED Spy (Team Fortress 2), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), RED Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Scout (Team Fortress 2), RED Scout (Team Fortress 2)

Relationships: Sniper/Spy (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Scout (Team Fortress 2), Administrator/Miss Pauling (Team Fortress 2), Heavy (Team Fortress Classic)/Medic (Team Fortress 2), Medic/Spraypainter (Team Fortress 2), Spraypainter/Chemist (Team Fortress 2), Heavy/Botanist (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Botanist (Team Fortress 2), Scout/Heavy/Botanist (Team Fortress 2)

Additional Tags: Canon-Typical Violence, Violence, Blood, Gore, Blood and Injury, Blood and Gore, Abuse, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Child Abuse, Lesbians, Lesbian, Transgender, Trans, Gay, Bear - Freeform, Yuri, wow yuri, old woman and young woman yuri, Wow, OC X CANON, Canon x canon, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Canon Compliant, Experiment, Experiments, Human Experimentation, Yaoi, Old man yaoi, 6 year timeskip, Timeskip, OC insert, Self Insert, Friend Insert, Trauma, PTSD

read it on the AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/55307503

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Market players seemed ready to take action whenever Bitcoin was ready to move upwards. Some profit-taking may occur, but macroeconomic factors supported an uptrend. Since this cycle became the longest bear market in crypto’s history, many Bitcoin [BTC] holders have had no option but to wait for respite. At some point, it seemed that the worst was over.  Is your portfolio green? Check out the BTC Profit Calculator But almost every time it looked like that, another retracement happened. Hence, the broader crypto market cap has found it challenging to get itself out of the $1 trillion range. Lately, Bitcoin reclaimed $27,000 and has maintained the level up until press time. However, Santiment revealed that there could be another correction, as market participants could be involved in another round of profit-taking. Brilliant potential for BTC But on the brighter side, whales have been accumulating BTC and Tether [USDT]. Typically, Bitcoin accumulation favors an upward trajectory. Also, when stablecoin accumulation like USDT increases, it means that market players have great buying power, which could be advantageous for BTC in the long term. 📊 The long-term outlook is bright for #Bitcoin with whales accumulating $BTC & $USDT. However, watch for a short-term correction with traders profit taking heavily as $27K hit Thursday. When the 7D MVRV gets below 0, that may be ideal for another leg up. pic.twitter.com/sO0S9SX7aS — Santiment (@santimentfeed) September 29, 2023 One metric used to assess Bitcoin’s long-term outlook is the Market Value to Realized Value (MVRV) ratio. The MVRV ratio is the ratio of the market cap of a crypto asset to its realized value. While it helps in providing information about traders’ buying and selling behavior, it could also help in identifying tops and bottoms. As of this writing, the seven-day MVRV ratio had increased to 1.96%. This was because of the recent hike in BTC’s price. However, a correction of the price could drop the metric down to zero. If this happens, then the whales and stablecoin holders in waiting could increase the buying pressure on BTC. This would consequently lead to another price hike. Another indicator to watch out for is the dormant circulation. At press time, Bitcoin’s 90-day dormant circulation was down to 3147. The metric considers the activity of coins that have not moved for a long while. Source: Santiment The decrease in dormant circulation implies that most long-term holders have refrained from selling. If it remains that way, then Bitcoin could perform excellently in the months/years to come. Long-term holders are equipped and ready Interestingly, Bitcoin’s 90-day Mean Coin Age (MCA) has been increasing since August. The MCA is the mean value of all the coins on the blockchain, weighted by the average purchase price.  One explanation for this increase is that market participants have significantly stored Bitcoins in cold wallets. With a lack of notable movement in the BTC value, one can interpret this to mean that holders are equipped enough to get involved in large trading activities whenever the bull market returns. Source: Santiment How much are 1,10,100 BTCs worth today? Andrew Kuznetsov, co-founder and CTO of Islamic Coin, spoke to AMBCrypto on Bitcoin’s potential. According to Kuznetsov, the April 2024 halving could push Bitcoin toward a new All-Time High. He said, “The halving, expected next April, alongside potential macroeconomic shifts such as spot Bitcoin ETF approvals and a rate cutting cycle from major central banks, sets the stage for a promising 2024.”

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Wonder Woman by Andrew Kuznetsov

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Humiliation of Harry

Richard Kay says the Duke of Sussex’s Greta Thunberg hacker tapes reveal more troubling things about the prince himself than Donald Trump or his uncle Andrew

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Hey i was wondering what does first/second generation mean,i saw you used it to describe yourself and the ghost guy

First generation is a way to describe a child born in the US, who is born to immigrant parents.

So for Andrew, his father and mother were born in Russia and Ukraine respectively. However Andrew was born in Chicago, making him part of the first generation in his family to live in the US.

(no I didn’t plan that around the war, I did it because I used to be friends with people who were adopted from Russia and Ukraine)

Second generation is what you call someone who is the child of first generation immigrants. Both my parents were born in the US and so was I, but both sets of my grandparents were born and raised in Mexico.

It’s strange for me because my mom had a mostly American childhood (my grandfather forced her and her siblings to be as American as possible) and my dad had a… semi Mexican childhood? (My grandma was a control freak and just kind weird).

So with that and my brother’s speech delay (forcing us to only speak one language in the house)… I didn’t grow up being part of a Mexican community compared to others around me. I still have Mexican American experiences but only recently have I been able to start to learn how to be part of a community outside of my family

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Game Recap - 11/3/2019 - Calgary Flames v. Washington Capitals

Game Recap - 11/3/2019 - Calgary Flames v. Washington Capitals Jakub Vrana scores his first career hat trick as the #ALLCAPS defeat the #Flames 4-2 with the #WorldSeries Champion Nationals in the house.

Calgary Flames (8-6-2 18pts) v. Washington Capitals (10-2-3 23pts)

  Game Recap:

In Washington the Capitals take on the Calgary Flames for the second and final time of the 2019-20 season, and after celebrating the Washington Nationals and their World Series Championship victory it would be the Flames crashing the party after a poor Dmitry Orlov pass was picked off by Matthew Tkachuk and he would…

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Evening by Andrew Kuznetsov Via Flickr:

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2021-22 Alphabetical Directory Fwd A-M

F

Aho Sebastian Alexandrov Nikita Altybarmakian Andrei Amirov Rodion Anderson- Dolan Jared Andersson Lias Arvidsson Viktor Asplund Rasmus Atkinson Cam Backstrom Nicklas Bailey Josh Balcers Rudolfs Bankier Caedan Barkov Aleksander Barratt Evan Barre-Boulet Alex Barzal Mathew Batherson Drake Beaucage Alex Beauvillier Anthony Beckman Adam Bellows Kieffer Bemstrom Emil Beniers Matt Benn Jamie Bennett Sam Bergeron Patrice Berggren Jonatan Bertuzzi Tyler Bjorkstrand Oliver Blichfeld Joachim Boeser Brock Bokk Dominik Bolduc Zachary Boldy Matthew Bordeleau Thomas Borgstrom Henrik Boucher Tyler Bourgault Xavier Bourque Mavrik Bowers Shane Brabenec Jakub Bratt Jesper Brink Bobby Brisson Brendan Brown Connor Broz Tristan Buchnevich Pavel Bunting Michael Burakovsky Andre Buyalsky Andrei Byfield Quinton Caufield Cole Cehlarik Peter Chekhovich Ivan Chibrikov Nikita Chinakhov Yegor Chromiak Martin Chytil Filip Cirelli Anthony Coe Brandon Colangelo Sam Coleman Blake Colton Ross Compher J.T. Comtois Maxime Connor Kyle Copp Andrew Coronato Matthew Cotton David Couture Logan Couturier Sean Coyle Charlie Cozens Dylan Crosby Sidney Crouse Lawson Cuylle Will Dach Colton Dach Kirby Dadonov Evgenii Dahlen Jonathan Damiani Riley Danault Philip Dean Zach DeBrincat Alex DeBrusk Jake Dellandrea Ty Denisenko Grigori Doan Josh Domi Max Donato Ryan Dorofeyev Pavel Draisaitl Leon Drury Jack Dube Dillon Dubois Pierre- Luc Duchene Matt Duclair Anthony Dugan Jack Duke Dylan Dvorak Christian Eberle Jordan Ehlers Nikolaj Eichel Jack Eklund William Elvenes Lucas Eriksson Ek Joel Ertel Justin Evangelista Luke Fabbri Robby Fagemo Samuel Farabee Joel Farrell Sean Fedotov Ilya Fiala Kevin Finley Jack Firstov Vladislav Fix- Wolansky Trey Foerster Tyson Foote Nolan Formenton Alex Forsbacka- Karlsson Jakob Forsberg Filip Foudy Jean-Luc Foudy Liam Francis Ryan Frost Morgan Gallagher Brendan Gallant Zachary Garland Conor Gaudreau Johnny Giroux Claude Glass Cody Golyshev Anatoly Goncalves Gage Gourde Yani Granlund Mikael Greig Ridly Gritsyuk Arseny Groulx Benoit-Olivier Grundstrom Carl Guenther Dylan Guentzel Jake Gunler Noel Gurianov Denis Gusev Nikita Gushchin Danil Hagel Brandon Hall Taylor Hallander Filip Harrison Brett Hartman Ryan Hawryluk Jayce Hayes Kevin Hayton Barrett Heineman Emil Helenius Sami Henriksson Karl Henrique Adam Hertl Tomas Hintz Roope Hirose Taro Hirvonen Roni Hischier Nico Hoffman Mike Hoglander Nils Holloway Dylan Holmstrom Simon Holtz Alexander Horvat Bo Howden Brett Huberdeau Jonathan Huckins Cole Hughes Jack Hyman Zach Iaffalo Alex Jarventie Roby Jarvis Seth Jeannot Tanner Jenik Jan Jenner Boone Johansen Ryan Johnson Kent Johnson Wyatt Jost Tyson Kadri Nazem Kakko Kaapo Kaliyev Arthur Kalynuk Wyatt Kane Evander Kane Patrick Kapanen Kasperi Kapanen Oliver Kaprizov Kirill Kase Ondrej Karlsson William Katchouk Boris Kaut Martin Kayumov Artur Keller Clayton Kempe Adrian Kerfoot Alexander Khovanov Alexander Khusnutdinov Marat Kidney Riley Killorn Alex Kirk Liam Kisakov Aleksandr Klimovich Danila Knies Matthew Koivula Otto Koivunen Ville Konecny Travis Kopitar Anze Korczak Ryder Koshtov Yegor Kostin Klim Kotkaniemi Jesperi Kravtsov Vitali Krebs Peyton Kreider Chris Kubalik Dominik Kucherov Nikita Kunin Luke Kuokkanen Janne Kupari Rasmus Kuznetsov Evgeny Kyrou Jordan L’Heureux Zachary Labanc Kevin Lafreniere Alexis Laine Patrik Landeskog Gabriel Lapierre Hendrix Larkin Dylan Lauko Jakub Leason Brett Lee Anders Leschyshyn Jake Lindholm Elias Lucius Chaz Lundell Anton Lundestrom Isac Lysell Fabian MacKinnon Nathan Madden Tyler Malatesta James Malkin Evgeni Mangiapane Andrew Mantha Anthony Marchand Brad Marchenko Kirill Marchessault Jonathan Marchment Mason Marner Mitch Martino Ayrton Matthews Auston Mazur Carter Mcbain Jack McCann Jared McDavid Connor Mcleod Ryan McMichael Connor McTavish Mason Meier Timo Mercer Dawson Meyers Ben Miettinen Veeti Mikheyev Mikhail Milano Sonny Miller J.T. Mittelstadt Casey Monahan Sean Mysak Jan

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Russian hoax raises questions over Sussexes’ security

Royal expert sounds alarm after Prince Harry seemingly duped into thinking he was talking to Greta Thunberg

Caroline Davies

Wed 11 Mar 2020 16.11 EDT

Russian hoaxers who apparently tricked Prince Harry into offering help to take penguins to the North Pole have raised serious questions over security and screening measures for the Duke and Duchess of Sussex as they leave the royal fold, a royal expert said.

Pretending to be putting through the Swedish activist Greta Thunberg and her father, Svante, hoaxers Vladimir Kuznetsov and Alexey Stolyarov managed to reach Harry on his landline at his rented Vancouver Island mansion on New Year’s Eve and on 22 January, it has been reported.

The royal, seemingly duped into thinking he was talking to the Thunbergs, also criticised Donald Trump and spoke of a “bullying” tabloid media trying to “sink” him and wife Meghan.

A spokeswoman for the Sussexes declined to comment when asked if there was any doubt the voice was that of Harry.

A former press secretary to the Queen, Dickie Arbiter, claimed the fact that the hoaxers, known as Vovan and Lexus, had reached Harry exposed weaknesses in their personal security. “As long as Harry and Meghan are over there, they’re out of the protection of the system,” he said. “For all its faults, the system does, and is there to, protect.”

He said the hoaxers would not have been able to get through the Buckingham Palace switchboard. “They’re pretty vigilant,” he said, adding: “If you’re outside the system, you’re open to anything and everything.”

The couple has a 15-strong team of staff based at Buckingham Palace, but they will be disbanded when the couple transition on 31 March, with some staff being made redundant and others redeployed in other royal households. No details about any staff in Canada have been made public.

Arbiter spoke as the Sun, which published excerpts of the conversations, reported more details of the hoax calls. Harry failed to spot he was being pranked when the fake Greta and her father said they had 50 penguins that were stuck in land-locked Belarus and they were after a ship to transport them to the north pole, even though the animals are native to the south pole.

When asked if he had any contacts to help, the duke is said to have suggested: “I’ve got one person who is a polar guide in the north pole … he may be able to help you, he knows all the right people.”

“Greta” also asked if Harry could help her marry into the royal family and suggested she was interested in Prince George, the Sun reported. It said Harry replied: “I can assure you, marrying a prince or princess is not all it’s made up to be.”

When the hoaxers suggested there were discussions in Russia that Harry could become head of a restored monarchy, he replied chuckling: “Well there you go, maybe that’s our new purpose: to be able to take over Russia.”

The hoaxers joked about Harry smoking “weed” with hippies on Thunberg’s eco-catamaran, and also of forming a celebrity movement called “Stars Save the Earth” with Leonardo DiCaprio and Angelina Jolie.

During one call they tricked him into believing mining companies close to Trump were exploiting the fictional island of Chunga-Changa – the name of a Russian children’s song.

The rights to the audio recordings had been “transferred” to British media, the hoaxers said as they confirmed the Sun’s report in response to a Guardian inquiry.

In the audio, a person, reportedly Harry, says of the decision to stand down as a senior royal: “Sometimes the right decision isn’t always the easy one. And this decision certainly wasn’t the easy one, but it was the right decision for our family, the right decision to be able to protect my son. And I think there’s a hell of a lot of people around the world that can identify and respect us for putting our family first.”

On Trump, he says: “I think the mere fact that Donald Trump is pushing the coal industry so big in America, he has blood on his hands.” He says he is confident “things will change” on the climate agenda within 10 years: “But we can’t wait five to 10 years, so I think if Donald Trump can become president of the United States of America, then anything’s possible, right?”

He continues: “You forget, I was in the military for 10 years so I’m more normal than my family would like to believe … But certainly, being in a different position now gives us the ability to say things and do things that we might not have been able to do.”

On Prince Andrew, who has stepped down from public duties over his friendship with the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, he says: “I have very little to say on that. But whatever he has done or hasn’t done, is completely separate from me and my wife.”

Harry speaks of Boris Johnson being a “good man”, and tells the person posing as Thunberg: “So you are one of the few people who can reach into his soul and get him to feel and believe in you. But you have to understand that because he has been around for so long like all of these other people, they are already set in their ways.”

In separate quotes, published by Mail Online, Harry reportedly says he has been “part of a family and part of a country that is scared of the tabloid media because they have so much power and influence and no morals.

“From the moment that I found a wife that was strong enough to be able to stand up for what we believe in together, [that] has basically scared them so much that they’ve now come out incredibly angry, they’ve come out fighting, and all they will try and do now is try and destroy our reputation and try and, you know, sink us.”

He adds: “It hasn’t been very nice. It’s been horrible, but we will come out of it stronger people.”

Kuznetsov and Stolyarov have previously targeted Elton John, the Turkish president, Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, and the US senator and Democratic presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders.

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Capitals Nicknames

Most of these are ones that my friend and I came up with along with ones that most people use. Enjoy!

Backstrom- baby got backy, Nicky, backy

Boyd- Boyd Shorts

Burakovsky- baby boy Andrew, baby Swede, burkenstocks, healthy scratch, brobean

Connolly- Conno

Dowd- ?

Ellen- life of Lars, eye of the tiger, Great Dane

Jaskin- ?

Kuznetsov- bird, kuzy, pigeon

Oshie- oshbabe, tj sochi, broshie, Timothy jimothy

Ovechkin- chicken, ovi, mama bear

Smith-Pellu- DSP, angel boy

Stephenson- chandler bing, stevo

Vrana- vrana your mama, Czech mafia, v

Wilson- free willy, tommy, willy, brobean

Bowey- buoy

Carlson- Carly, d man

Djoos- juice box

Kempny- Czech Mafia, teen wolf, kemper

Niskanen- nisky whisky,

Orlov- Nathan Scott

Orpik- Orpik the grass

Siegenthaller- ?

Copley-?

Holtby- holtbae, holtbeast

Walker- good day Nate, dog walker, kangaroo

Gersich- frat boy

Ex-team members

Beagle- flip phone, beags, dog

Grubauer- grubs, grubi

Latta- brobean

Schmidt- smiley, hairline

Chorney- butter churn

[backstrom]

okay so i got curious about other players we could have drafted because i like pain and what ifs so here goes, and yes i included some people who aren’t the best with points but i love them so i don’t care 🤷🏻‍♀️also this is so long i’m so sorry

2009: We drafted Scott Glennie, Alex Chiasson, and Reilly Smith

We could have drafted Ryan O’Reilly, Kyle Palmieri, Tomas Tatar, Tyson Barrie, Anders Lee, Michael Latta

2010: We drafted Jack Campbell, Patrik Nemeth, Alexander Guptill, Alex Theriau, John Klingberg ⭐️

We could have drafted Vladimir Tarasenko, Evgeny Kuznetsov, Tyler Pitlick (I mean we have him now but still), Brendan Gallagher, Frederik Andersen, Zach Hyman

2011: We drafted Jamie Oleksiak, Brett Ritchie, Emil Molin, Troy Vance, Matej Stransky, Jyrki Jokipakka we made extra bad choices this year

We could have drafted William Karlsson, Nikita Kucherov, Vincent Trocheck, Johnny Gaudreau, Andrew Shaw

2012: We drafted Radek Faksa, Ludvig Bystrom, Mike Winther, Devin Shore, Esa Lindell, Gemel Smith, Branden Troock, Henri Kiviaho, Dmitry Sinitsyn

We could have drafted Tom Wilson, Tomas Hertl, Teuvo Teravainen, once again Frederik Andersen, Alexander Kerfoot, Christian Djoos

2013: We drafted Valeri Nichushkin, Jason Dickinson, Remi Elie, Niklas Hansson, Nick Paul, Cole Ully

We could have drafted Nikita Zadorov, Andre Burakovsky, J.T. Compher, Ryan Graves, fuck Max Domi

2014: We drafted Julius Honka, Brett Pollock, Alexander Peters, Michael Prapavessis, Brent Moran, Miro Karjalainen, Aaron Haydon, John Nyberg, Patrick Sanvido 

We could have drafted Dylan Larkin, Nick Schmaltz, Kasperi Kapanen, David Pastrnak, Christian Dvorak, Brayden Point

2015: We drafted Denis Guryanov, Roope Hintz, Chris Martenet, Joseph Cecconi, Markus Ruusu

We could have drafted Mat Barzal, Brock Boeser, Travis Konecny, Anthony Beauvillier, Sebastian Aho

2016: We drafted Riley Tufte, Fredrik Karlstrom, Rhett Gardner, Colton Point, Nicholas Caamano, Jakob Stenqvist

We could have drafted Alex DeBrincat, Sam Girard, Carter Hart (We had some pretty low spots this year so there wasn’t much leftover for us to choose from tbh)

Okay so I’m not going to bother with the 2017 and 2018 drafts mainly because they were so recent it’s hard to know who is going to be a regret because honestly a lot of them aren’t even playing NHL level yet. I will say though that 2017 we could have drafted Elias Pettersson but we chose Miro Heiskanen instead, which honestly I don’t see as a regret I think it was a good choice but I thought it was something to mention