#android!philza

[nightwitch14]

[Speedpaint] Sleepy Bois Inc

[YOUTUBE: Sleepy Bois Inc]

Just like the Dream Team, I dragged the Sleepy Bois Inc into my Android Anima AU. I immediately thought of their roles because of the amount of clips or livestream I’ve seen them interacting from. I just found out that Tommy isn’t canonically Philza’s son, just Wilbur, so I made Tommy some sort of Wilbur’s gaurdian animatronic to Wilbur. XD I kinda wanna draw out Tommy and Technoblade interaction in this AU, Tommy is kinda like a newborn animatronic and Technoblade is his guidance, so there’s a lot of animatronic gaurdian training going on.

• Techno Guardian Animatronic of Philza Minecraft. He was created from the sister company know as Fazbear Entertainment and was tasked to protect Philza at all cost. Technoblade is a Security type Animatronic but slowly became a withered animatronic due to abandonment. The cause of the abandonment is due to malfunctions such as voices in his head and choatic acts of murder. • Philza A Human type A, Superior. Main Scientist of the Resource Management Project know as ‘Minecraft’. Main job is to send the necessary material to the Animatronic factories in order to create advance Animatronics. • Tommy First animatronic creation of Philza, he is the guardian animatronic of Wilbur. His behaviour is influence by Technoblade and Wilbur at his earliest stage of development. His emotional and intellectual AI development takes time, but slowly started to act as a normal choatic boy. • Wilbur Philza’s first and only son, Human type B, Hybrid. Originally, he was a Human type C, Moderin, but due to Philza’s accidental casualties of his experiment, he was forced to changed to Human type B. He is in charged of monitoring in the Minecraft Project, but thing escalated quickly when he wants to gain control.

I have an app called Romer and it helps me record on how long I’ve been drawing, painting and finishing it. The illustration took me about 4 hours while the 4 pages square comic only took me 6 hours and both of them only took long because of the lineart. >~<“ Atleast it’s fun to mess around, Especally the watercolour~<3

[mandeep657165]

17 फरवरी को उस महान सन्त का बोध दिवस है जिनके द्वारा बताई गई सतभक्ति से हमारे पापों का नाश होता है। जिससे हमारे दुःख दूर होते हैं। और हमें परमात्मा से लाभ मिलना शुरू हो जाते हैं।

[smileymoth]

In my head there is a beautiful world where schlatts an angel with a shotgun, charlies an android slime (goopy flesh with wires inside!!!!!), philza is an estonian peasant born from the blooddrop of a god and tommy is just a litle guy with imp horns and a tail 🫶 and tubbo is also there. Do not separate them

[dotterelly]

(To preface this, I know very little about Tubbo's lore. I confess I rarely watch his streams. I respect the guy and think his lore is cool but unfortunately his brand of neurodivergancy grates against my brand of neurodivergency so I can only consume his stuff in small doses.)

From the things that creation said today on Philza's stream while attempting to reconstruct Tubbo, its clear Tubbo is a robot or android of some kind. But an interesting note I picked up on is that creation talks about how they cannot harm someone but central control can. So then, there's not just Tubbo and creation, but more of them? An unknown number of robots acting as peripherals to a central command center, or motherboard? Or is there a real flesh and blood Tubbo, sitting on some cyber throne at the center, manipulating his creations to try and achieve his goals? Or is it a nested situation, where each version of tubbo creates a new version with slightly less functionality in a long line of tubbos trying to fix themselves?

[antimony-medusa]

Fic Recs June '23

What did I read this month? Let me tell you, Hurt Comfort exchange finally released, and also I'm halfway through reading Extreme Timed Challenge exchange, and there have been some BANGERS. Not entirely DSMP, even though I am Still That Way, but yeah, it's still a lot of Emduo. I Am Who I Am.

The Fics - All One-shots this time!

One Fish, Two Fish by ssootsprite Fandom: Stardew Valley (Video Game) Rating: G Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Grandpa/Willy (Stardew Valley), Lewis & Willy (Stardew Valley) Tags: Crack Treated Seriously, Pre-Canon, Friends to Lovers, Queer Themes, Asian Character(s), set vaguely somewhere between modern day 1980s and laura ingalls sorry bout that, and the crack treated seriously is cus this is kind of a crack ship but i treated it Quite seriously Length: 1/1 chapters 3,141 words.

Willy, the fisherman, gets to know the new Farmer in town. They become friends. They become— more? Absolutely adorable little blossoming of romance. This was being recced as countryboy4countryboy and it is that and it's so good.

the DSMP let loose on the internet by impravidus Fandom: DSMP Rating: G Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Tags: Social Media, Crossover, Crack, Humour Length: 1/1 chapters 3,056 words.

A glimpse at all the DSMP character internet presences. Techno runs a potato rating channel. There's people sharing the details of the fact that BBH killed his husband in the comments of his outfit channel. It's very funny.

the beehive state by amaranthinecanicular Fandom: DSMP Rating: T Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Canon Compliant, POV 2nd Person, they're having a hard time but they're trying, the wonders of Utah help, takes place between Boundless Sands and the finale, Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit are Siblings, they are brothers your honor Length: 1/1 chapters 3,980 words.

Okay, before you get scared off by second person, this is just immaculate. The voice is pristine, the relationships are devastating, I read it while being the :wails: emoji the whole time. Tommy shows up and demands Wil show him around, and then they are abrasive brothers, and just, UGH I'm not even a crimeboys but this is so perfect.

here’s to this, get used to it. by hoorayy Fandom: DSMP Rating: T Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Alexis | Quackity & Jschlatt & Toby Smith | Tubbo Tags: Manberg | Manburg on Dream Team SMP (Video Blogging RPF), Implied/Referenced Abuse, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Toby Smith | Tubbo-centric Length: 1/1 chapters 1,171 words.

Just a perfect little slice of Manberg tensions, when Quackity discovers Tubbo sneaking back in, and uuuuuuggggghhhhhhh taking care of each other in a shit situation while being abraisve as hell. Neither of these men are good at emotions. Everything sucks. Schlatt is laying over the conversation like an opressive force. It's so good.

hearth by fensandmarshes Fandom: DSMP Rating: T Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Niki Nihachu & Philza & Ranboo & Technoblade (Dream SMP) Tags: Found Family, Fluff, ambiguously canon setting? but without the canon ending? idk man, au - the version of canon that lives in my head, love languages go brrrr Length: 1/1 chapters 3,754 words.

The Syndicate, and love languages, and what they are to each other, in four parts, and :wails:. They CARE. Little tiny character studies reflecting on their relationships. I love them.

shall we rise to the occasion by Odaigahara  Fandom: DSMP Rating: T Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza Tags: Alternate Universe - Steampunk, Alternate Universe - Gods & Goddesses, Angel of Death Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Champion of the Blood God Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Androids, Blood Magic, First Meetings, Developing Friendships Length: 1/1 chapters 2,830 words.

Death Angel Phil finds broken down Automaton Technoblade (He runs on blood!) and gets him running again. Oh my GOD the worldbuilding crammed into this one. Phil is a black hole in the universe! Beetles pray to gods of endurance! Religious wars! They banter and friendship! They're probably the final boss of somebody's D&D campaign because my god these guys are gonna do DAMAGE to the world. I love it.

Of a Different Color by Rhizophora Fandom: Howl Series - Diana Wynne Jones Rating: G Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Sophie Hatter/Howl Pendragon Tags: Domestic Fluff, pregnancy fluff Length: 1/1 chapters 1,272 words.

Just adorable Howl's Moving Castle fluff when Sophie was expecting, with excellent Sophie and Howl voice. Howl is stressing out the whole time. Sophie's like "i'm a powerful witch and fine actually". Howl dyes his eyebrow orange.

a falling axe, a sharpened knife by sesquidpedalian  Fandom: 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series Rating: G Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood & ZombieCleo Tags: scott exists only as a distinct absence, Telepathic Bond, Relationship Study, Late Night Conversations, Season: Double Life, Season: Limited Life Length: 1/1 chapters 2,081 words.

Incisive and magnetic character study on Martyn and Cleo and how they orbit each other and Scott, across two series. It's just, Oof. It's good.

Moonlit and Mending by InsomniWillow   Fandom: QSMP Rating: G Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Rafael Lange | Cellbit/Roier Tags: Werewolf Roier, Vampire Cellbit, Post-Rescue, Hurt/Comfort, Romantic Fluff, Alcohol, Late Night Conversations Length: 1/1 chapters 2,254 words.

monster4monster spiderbit late night conversations! It's so fluffy and comforting, after cellbit's kidnapping! Cellbit makes this spicy alcohol hot brazilian drink that I want to drink SO Much.

hey siri how do i tell my sister i was bit by a really weird dog and now i’m turning into a monster by hoorayy Fandom: Original Work Rating: T Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Recently Turned Werewolf & Their Sister Helping Them Hide Their Secret Tags: Siblings, Protective Siblings, Werewolves, big families Length: 1/1 chapters 1,412 words.

So hoorayy is really good at taking single slice scenes and putting a whole story in them, and that absolutely happens here. Such good big family, and elder sister dynamics. I love them. I belive in the sibling dynamics here entirely.

improvised problems by hoorayy Fandom: DSMP Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot Tags: Queerplatonic Relationships, Aromantic Alexis | Quackity, Las Nevadas on Dream SMP (Video Blogging RPF), Implied Sexual Content, Kissing, thumbs up emoji, Alexis | Quackity-centric Length: 1/1 chapters 2,810 words.

[Leans close to the mic.] AROMANTIC QPR TNTDUO. AND THEY KISS. I'm taking this one as relationship canon, it's fine.

Maybe This Time I Won't Wake From The Dream by juliana677 Fandom: DSMP Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Bodyswap--character's hidden or downplayed pain/illness is discovered because of bodyswap, Bodyswap Length: 1/1 chapters 3,293 words.

Techno and Phil wake up in each other's bodies and then goes "you live like this? Unacceptable", and proceeds to try to help each other with chronic pain. Also Phil (in Techno's body) repeatedly walks into the doorframe.

The Longevity Clause by MissyColorful Fandom: SMPEarth Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Caring for a character's injured wings, Solitary Confinement, Aftermath of Solitary Confinement, Badass in Distress, BAMF Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Angst Length: 1/1 chapters 12,838 words.

WHUMP THAT BIRD. Phil gets kidnapped and is extremely bitey about it, but it's taking so long for Techno to rescue him, does he even care? (Techno is panicking trying to find him, but he can't FIND him.)

move your feet from hot pavement by Odaigahara Fandom: SMPEarth, DSMP Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza Tags: Antarctic Emperor Phil Watson | Philza, General Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Developing Friendships, Misunderstandings, Prisoner of War, Injury, Angst with a Happy Ending Length: 1/1 chapters 2,795 words.

Ooooo I loved this one. Techno is part of the surrendering force to the Antarctic Empire, and he thinks he's going to be executed, and he's trying to remain upbeat about it, but y'know, the blood loss. And the impending execution. Extremely good emduo bonding moments.

filling up the emptiness by PolynomialPandemic Fandom: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Attolia | Irene/Eugenides Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Torture, Wound Tending, they trust each other so much ur honor, Aftermath of Torture Length: 1/1 chapters 1,211 words.

Irene takes care of Gen after a kidnapping! :sobs: They care so much.

a token for a ravager by loyalcrowlist Fandom: DSMP Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Alternate Universe - Gladiators, compelled to follow orders, Gestures of Affection After Gladiator Fights Length: 1/1 chapters 3,895 words.

GLADIATOR EMDUO. And they have to fight each other. :sobs:. (My pitches for these are becoming less and less sensible, but *points* look at it. Gladiator Emduo. Techno gets told he has to beat up Phil or someone else will do it. These boys be hurting.)

tasting snowcones by mothandflame Fandom: DSMP Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Childhood Friends, Pining, Oblivious Wilbur Soot, Friends to Lovers, Crushes, First Kiss, Summer Romance, Fluff Length: 1/1 chapters 3,737 words.

OOOOOOO It's cute. A first kiss in the summer. These boys are pining.

swimming out beyond the breakers by Odaigahara Fandom: DSMP Rating: Teen Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationship: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson Tags: Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Avian Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), Avian TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Rescue, First Meetings, Sharks, Happy Ending Length: 1/1 chapters 3,580 words.

Shark mermaid Techno with just a TOUCH of body horror, and lots of fun. Tommy is a seagull! Wilbur is a grad student! Techno gets offered a phone and tries to bite it! I love them all so much!

[masked-ragdoll]

AU Masterpost

DSMP

duobur au (wilbur centric au) [designs1] [spotify playlist]iron wings au (sbi au) [phil] [wilbur] [cleanup] forest au (sbi au, inspired by @behrjbehr) [philza] [concept art] [techno] [family]zombie au (original au by @wolfythewitch, hc addition of ranboo, tubbo, quackity) [trio] [intro fic] [iskall] [unfinished comic] LimboMan AU (benchtrio + big q centric, sanduo there too Wilbur has been removed) [main 4 sheets] [tommy's photos] [tommy's photos sketches] healing AU (disabled tntduo focused au) [designs]fawn au (sbi au) [concept sketches]hey brother (sbi au) [ch1] [ch2]haunted au (dsmp au collab - main blog is @hauntedtntduoau)

QSMP

welcome to quesadilla island (WTNV guapduo centric au) [concept art] q-nautica AU (qsmp subnautica au, main blog is @q-nautica-au) [concept sketches]Ghost in the Wires AU / GitW AU (cc!wilbur and ghostbur au) [cover art] [ch1] [ch2] [ch3] [ch4] [spotify playlist] [ch5] [ch6] the bolas archives (qsmp x tma) [concept post] [Philza] [page1] Crow Fathers (osmp & qsmp crossover Phil centric au) [ch1] [ch2] [ch3] [ch4]

SMPEarth

feathers and teeth (emduo au) [concept] [notes1] [notes2] [ch1]

Generation Loss

not quite human au / nqh au (gl!rgb trio au) [character designs] [cover art] [sfm androids] [wire monster] [spotify playlist] Lost One au (rbg tro + gl!ranboo) [character designs] [ch1] [ch2] [concept art] [ch3]

If you want to be tagged for any of my aus, send in an ask!

*crossed out aus are on permanent hiatus

[desnayy]

Feeling like talking about my headcanons for the species of the QSMP members cause why not? This doesn't include the 'special' characters like Arin, Abueloier, or Rubius. I might make another post once we get more players added.

Trains:

Badboyhalo- Grim reaper made from a demon soul

DanTDM- A gem a la Houseki no Kuni/Land of the Lustrous

ElMariana- Angel, cause I really like the designs done by bunnyqslime

Fit- Human man. Bald human man.

Foolish- Totem shark god of rebirth and the ocean

Jaiden- Avian, bluebird of some kind

Luzu- ??? (I don't even know lmao)

Maximus- Human

Missasinfonia- Grim reaper made from a cat hybrid, can switch between a humanoid form and a skeletal form

Philza- Angel of Death, originally a crow avian

Quackity- Avian, duck (ElQuackity is an android that looks like a normal human)

Roier- Spider hybrid, has three pairs of eyes and retractable spider legs on his back, part demon from his grandfather

Slimecicle- Demon made from a slime hybrid soul, goopy

SpreenDMC- Bear shifter, can change between human and bear form at will, ears and tail show up during high emotional moments and when extremely tired

Vegetta- Elf, maybe a god?

Wilbur- Phantom hybrid

Cargo Ship/Favela Five:

Cellbit- Cat hybird, may also be a vampire

Felps- Phantom hybrid, or maybe a robot/android

Forever- Wolf shifter, can changer between human and wolf form at will, ears and tail show up during high emotional moments and when extremely tired, tends to just let his ears and tail be out almost all of the time

Mike- Creeper hybrid, soulbound to an eldritch creature

Pac- Eldritch creature, deep sea with angler fish and octopus features

Plane/French:

Antoine- Just, literally a physical manifestation of the moon

AyPierre- Human

Baghera- Either an anthropomorphic duck or a duck avian

Etoiles- Eldritch creature, deep space entity that is a little bit black hole and a little bit supernova

Kameto- Fae creature

[smallchaoscryptid]

hello! I hope you’re doing well! I’m here to gush a bit about how hyped up your TMA/QSMP au has got me. I’m losing my mind in the best way possible, especially about Jaiden’s alignment with the End- I feel like her story especially was so so clever. do you have any other headcanons you’d like to share, or character alignments? I totally get if not (for the sake of not spoiling future fics) but I just wanted to let you know your fics are 10/10 and I’m full of thoughts about them

(So, I'm finally at my keyboard and can type this all out.)

First, the stuff that doesn't contain spoilers. All my fics for statements 001 to 005 are written along with one or two oddballs for after that. I also have ideas for a few more than that. I am posting them out of order to try and give the TMA vibes of the statements not being listened to in order by the reader that they were recorded. (I don't know if I'll be able to keep it up forever, but I want to try to keep them out of order.)

There isn't exactly an overarching plot to the series as of right now and I don't know if there ever will be (Other than Cellbit becoming more entangled with The Eye). I also don't have a fic that is going to be the final fic of the series. It might be a series that I just randomly write for and then one day stop. (I am also open to ideas from people about characters and entity interactions that they would want to see but no promises that I'd write anything.)

Whenever I want to post a new one, I ask my brother to give me a number and then I post that fic. It's also something I just randomly when I want to write but don't want to work on my like bigger fics (The Android AU, The Ghost Rom-Com, or The Hunger Games Inspired AU).

(Spoilers lie under the read more.)

Headcanons/Fun Facts:

Any statement Cellbit makes while Roier is around never goes correctly, he always misses some part of it. (Like how in Statement 002- Itsy Bitsy Spider Cellbit doesn't say "End Statement.")

Cellbit is aligned with The Eye, but he is not the archivist because I can't see him having a more structured job like being the archivist would kind of entail.

The only reason Roier wasn't killed with his friends is the fact that he hasn't killed any of the spiders and because of that The Web grew fond of him and gives him gifts.

Jaiden's thing with The End was just kind of me being like what is the worst entity that Jaiden could come in contact with, and I was looking over the entities and saw that The End can affect dreams and I just got the idea of the bird bones. (After her visit with Cellbit to make her statement, the dreams disappear.)

Jaiden's bird bones are actually from Phil's crows because the crows are more like ghosts than living animals.

The thing that replaced Juanaflippa actually doesn't plan to hurt Charlie, she just wants his love.

Character + Entity Alignments

So Cellbit is obviously aligned with The Eye but in the past, he also had a run in with The Hunt (Which is where like his serial killer past ties in. I have plans to write a fic about that but I'm not entirely sure how or when.)

Roier has his whole thing with The Web but after Cellbit starts his investigation Roier gets contact with some of the others. (It's because of his proximity to Cellbit.)

Wilbur is tied to The Buried. He gets trapped in a train (Think Limbo but without him being replaced by Ghostbur.) but after he gets out he makes a statement with Cellbit and then gets trapped in the train again.

Philza and Missa are both aligned with The End and to each other.

Felps gets taken by The Burried and is like literally buried in a cementary and Cellbit has to find him but since I'm not confident in how Felps talks and like how he acts I don't know if or when I'll write that fic.

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

Deus Ad Astris

by Xenamorph

The Somnolence was one of the best smuggling ships this side of the Andromeda Galaxy.

OR

When one of their crew goes missing, the three remaining on the Somnolence decide to track him down.

Words: 542, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Dream SMP

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Wilbur Soot, Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Alexis | Quackity

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & Phil Watson | Philza, Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Alexis | Quackity & Wilbur Soot, Tommyinnit & Wilbur Soot

Additional Tags: Body Horror, Non-Consensual Body Modification, Alternate Universe - Robots & Androids, Alternate Universe - Space, Space Pirates, Twins Wilbur Soot & Technoblade, Psychological Horror, Vivisection, but it's on a robot so there's no actual blood and gore, Sleepy Bois Inc as Found Family, Sleepy Bois Inc-centric, Sleepy Bois Inc Angst, Wilbur Soot is Not Okay, Wilbur Soot-centric

[zalrin]

Based on my Dream SMP x Detroit: Become Human AU!

[minecraftsz]

that’s why he kills ‘em, yeah

[chaoticstarling]

I'm back in my detroit: become human era with a bit of a twist

[calehenituseappreciation]

Android Au poggers?

[the-royal-bat-snake]

What was it like at first when Phil brought Ranboo back?

First of all, thank you for the ask! Second of all, how dare you make me elaborate what nonsense is happening in my head /lh. (I fully acknowledge I welcomed asks, this will not stop me from jokingly complaining)

For any new people seeing this the start of this au is in this post.

But anyway.

Me: I'm not going to write a fanfic

Also me: *writes 600 words of shitty fanfic for my first ask*

He was cold. He doesn't remember if he's felt this way before. He doesn't remember many things. His memory is full of holes, like a net. But his net is full of fish that also represent his memory and he can't keep them in and-

I've gotten off track

He was cold, the tips of his fingers were stained blue, his brain says he's bleeding. He doesn't see any red,  just blue, blue blue. On his fingers on his feet- he's cold, maybe that's what the blue means?

Yes, right, that's it. He's covered in blue due to the cold, he isn't bleeding, there's no red.

That's a lie, there is red. Reflected from a puddle, his own eye staring back.

A shadow falls across him, deeper than the ones already there. He doesn't know where he is, he knows it's cold. He doesn't register when he's picked up, he doesn't register him moving away from the dark.

He goes into stasis falls asleep.

-----

He comes to awareness warm. He senses something is wrong with this, he doesn't care. He just wants to go back to sleep, the low voices-

Wait, voices?

He doesn't move, stopping his breathing as best he can. He tries to listen in.

"Phil, is that another kid?" This voice is monotone, slightly soothing. Still foreign, still not to be trusted.

"Yeah, he was out in an alleyway, Tech. Look at him, he looks like he just crawled out of the graveyard," this voice is lighter, more airy, quiet, trying to be trustworthy. Don't trust, don't trust, don't trust-

"You can't just bring in every kid you meet, Phil," The other voice sharply whispers, they aren't very good at whispering.

"Look at him," this one is said more forcefully, aggressively. Get up get up get up. Run run ru-

He bolts straight up in fear and tries to get off the... couch? He thinks that's the right word. Either way, he falls off and into the arms of someone who was clearly expecting this.

"Hey there, calm down mate," this is said by the aggressive voice, danger danger dan- red fills his eyes, fear, errors.

"Kid, calm down," this is the monotone voice, he looks... pink? His hair is pink. He isn't monotone anymore, he's assertive, he's giving an order.

Seemingly without his permission, his body calmed down. He froze, no movement. Don't upset the authority, follow orders.

"Techno! You can't just demand something of a kid. He's probably a new deviant, his base can't be too old of a model of android..." the aggressive(?) voice says. Wait, android? He knows that word, but it doesn't fit right, he isn't an android.

"I'm not an android," he whispers. Oh god why did he speak? Now they're looking at eachother, they're talking about him, they aren't saying words.

Level of stress: 89%

"Calm down mate, I made a mistake. Of course you aren't an android, I would know, Techno here is one," his voice is trustworthy again, not aggressive. Maybe he can trust them? Why is he not trusting them…

"Yeah, Phil probably said that because of your whole half white skin thing and, y'know," Techno's(?) skin seems to peel away, revealing a white... chassis? Yeah, that word seems right!

"Okay, I'm not an android, though," he says this with conviction. He would remember if he was an android, right?

"Yeah, we know, what's your name? I'm Phil, that's Techno," the aggressive trustworthy Phil says, gesturing to the other, whose skin covering up his chassis again.

"I don't remember," he says this quietly, why doesn't he remember, a name is important!

"That's okay, how about you stay here for the night? It didn't look like you had anywhere to go," Phil says calmly.

"Yeah kid, we can get your name when you remember," Techno says.

There's a pause.

"Okay," he whispers. He can trust them, right? They didn't get upset with him for speaking out of turn. They didn't demand anything of him, they gave him a choice. Stay, or go... he's staying, the decision was made.

Level of stress: 15%

[atomiccryptid]

I am currently in wifi jail, which is unfortunate for my friends because this give me way too much time to think.

Anyways, android wilbur au. In this au, Philza Minecraft is an scientist in the early 1970s. He invents a time machine and uses it to go to 2020. While in 2020, he appears in a rich person’s house and steals their refrigerator to study at home. When he gets back, his time machine breaks and no matter what he does, he can’t fix it. He doesn’t really care because he has what he wants now.

He studies the smart refrigerator for a few months and he manages to find out how it works. To test his theory, he tries making a new invention, using most of the parts from the smart fridge, as it is just a normal refrigerator now. The first of his inventions fails, but the second invention, a robotic child, succeeds. In this au, Wilbur is more of a brain child, rather than a biological child, of Philza.  Do not ask me how Philza managed to make an advanced AI out of a refrigerator I simply do not care.

Wilbur starts out as having the mind of a 10 year old, and being about 4 feet tall, but he learns from Phil very quickly and he eventually makes an organic growth feature for himself, so he can grow like a person. Wilbur also has the smart fridge’s old screen as his face. He emotes like :D :) :| :l :( D: :o ;P uwu. A bit after his creation, Wilbur discovered a way to look super cool and that was by coating himself with a smooth plastic.

Wilbur is able to keep items cold, and he has compartments that he keeps snacks often. His ability to keep things cold is actually how he met Sally the Salmon, who is a straight up salmon that can talk in that au. Why? Because I made this at 3 am and I am not feeling like intricate au stuff right now.

Techno, Tommy, and Tubbo are regular human children that stumbled into Phil’s lab while him and Wilbur were out.

[behrjbehr]

Another au poster!

This ones from a newer one I made a few days ago.

It’s android Tommy where he’s a replacement for Philza’s youngest son who passed in an accident.

It’s basically an Astroboy au