#anon-nemesis

[seyaryminamoto]

Look, this question's been rolling around in m head for years and I finally need to ask b'coz you know how I am. So has Ol' Spooky ever been in the room where Ozai and Ursa where getting down and dirty doing the horizontal, or vertical? If so, how many times has it happened? And did Ozai just forget he was there in the heat of the moment? Or did he find some weird joy in having an audience? And would that make Spooky either an unwilling victim of their coupling, or a willingly perverted voyeur?

If there's one thing that can be said about you... you ALWAYS find a way to make me laugh my ass off, my friend. Thank you. Very much.

Honestly? Ozai would most certianly not even remember Seethus existed whenever he got it on with the wife 😂 it's not chance that Seethus seems to fade in importance for Ozai once he marries Ursa and starts his family. The naughty/nasty prince is not only busy making babies by then, but actually thinking about stuff outside of his political advancement for a while :') a total novelty for him, of course. This, of course, means that, if it happened, Ozai had absolutely no idea. I'm not 100% sure if Ozai would be too horrified if he learned that Seethus spied on them in such moments, but he probably wouldn't take it very well. On one hand, his ego would demand that he's smug about his performance! On another, his irrational side absolutely would rear up and he would rage at Seethus for seeing Ursa in her birthday suit?? Soooo... yeah. Anyone who wants to be their voyeur prooobably ought to think twice of it 🤣 not a healthy life choice, no sir...

... Hence, I can vouch for Seethus's, uh, integrity?? (should I use that word when I'm talking about this guy?? 🤣🤣) And say that not only is he not interested in spying in such things, but if he ever had been hanging around Ozai and sensed the ~vibes~ were getting too naughty he would've slipped out the window immediately and given his prince proper privacy 😂 If he was stuck in the room with them and couldn't get out for whatever reason? He'd definitely be more unwilling victim than pervy voyeur, for sure.

I know, probably not the fun answer you would've hoped for, but as much as our amusement would like for it to be otherwise... Seethus has basically zero interest in sexual matters. As things stand, his only actual interest in any such things is solely related to figuring out if Azula actually made a baby with Sokka or not! Beyond that, he's happy enough to go watch the stars while the weirdos in the Royal Family get it on with whoever they want to, has been that way since he started serving Ozai and it will be that way until the end of time.

... Again, though, thank you for the laughs 🤣 that was a good one...

[sokkathebluewolf]

Just so you know you uploaded chapter 370 twice on AO3. I got tricked into thinking it was a double update. If that was a prank, then you succeeded with me at least.

... okay so.

AO3 has two ways to copy-paste into its box. Rich Text and HTML. I usually don't forget to click Rich Text. But I did this time.

I could SWEAR to you I clicked "EDIT CHAPTER" instead of "NEW CHAPTER" in order to correct the mistake, which caused all formatting choices to vanish (be it the cursives or the scene break lines). And I just KNOW that I did because I selected the ENTIRE content of the chapter in Rich Text, after the fact, and pasted the formatted one atop it!

... So what I'm saying here is I have no idea what the fuck happened. Thank you for letting me know. Holy crap. That makes no sense. OMG. I'm very sorry. Yikes.

[playedcrowd5610]

it is kind of like picking up a small dog and picking up a cat. when the cat wants down you kind of know instantly and you can just. Let it. The cat will land just fine and is mostly in control of the situation. consequently if you mostly handled cats that are ok with being picked up, you might accidentally try to 'let' the dog 'go' when you feel that it wants down. So it falls however... it manages. Ouch.

Consequently, I suspect only Soundwave actually bothers to consistently place him on the ground instead of letting him drop. Not that Danny has any issues with the later.

Interestingly I think Starscream was a bit on a cautious side when picking Danny up despite having the better idea of how fragging hard it is to get rid of him? At least this was the impression.

🐈‍⬛

[ff7-has-taken-me-over]

Your Nemesis prime caring and obsessiving over Sam is such a funny idea like normal prime cares so much he thinks he has to distance himself but the invert is he just won’t leave them alone and like nah I will do everything to keep you safe by my side because it’s smarter and easier to keep going close and safe then from far

Optimus is too noble and prideful to ‘put Sam in purposeful danger by being with him’ despite everything that happens throughout those movies but Nemesis remembers this and the feelings and is like ‘fuck that! He’s in danger anyway we might as well keep him close and try to prevent it then!’ 😂

Sam doesn’t mind it honestly, likes being close to Optimus for once and having him be honest with both himself and Sam. The only problem is, it’s not his Optimus. He’d rather have his Optimus here with him than this supposed Nemesis Prime, even if he is actually honest with his feelings and is as sweet as anything. Only to him though, he’s actually actively trying to kill his friends which isn’t ideal.

[nuefass]

Make is 43, fuck you (lovingly)

haha you were 44, loser (also lovingly)

[justice-bringer]

*you haven't saw Rikki yet today but when you took a break and came back you saw her standing there looking like she got caught she had her hands behind her back, and you noticed that your file cabinet was opened and one of the files was missing*

@bow-anon-rikki

(this is going to be fun)

*she stared in shock for a good moment* Rikki...

[andromeddog]

hi! i really like your wwi art! i was wondering if there’s any tips for drawing helmets? specifically german helmets (im doing an art project about all quiet on the western front)? thank you for your time!

hiiii anon ty for enjoying my work!! your question makes me a little nervous bc i am really uh not good at drawing helmets. esp the stahlhelms…. but i will try to give u at least a little bit of insight to how i approach them!

um did u know? the stahlhelm is actually my worst enemy. it’s such a fucking stupid shape i hate hate hate. the side view is p iconic and recognizable but oof that front view just kills me. u have this HUGE semi rounded dome on top and then a bit of an angle once u get to the skirt/visor. no matter how u view it u can see the distinct way the skirt pokes outward, i think thats rly important to getting the shape right. i know i sound like a broken record but reference is reaaally ur best pal. google, pinterest, books, ppl are big fans of stahlhelms (some for…. iffy reasons) so u can find a lot of them online

one thing that has super helped me has been looking up 3d models! sketchfab or turbosquid r the ones i browse the most…. its rly useful to b able to rotate the whole thing and see its full shape, not just the one angle u get from a picture! that also helps ur brain visualize it as a full 3d object, which translates into a drawing (the more u study it/look at ref the better u will understand how it sits irl)

urgh okay. and then just examples of how ive drawn them. but again! peep that distinct angle! idk some of these r more successful and others r ummmmmmm. truly u can see how i use shading to just completely cover the areas im not confident with haha. rly examining these i can just see how wack the shape of these helmets are…..

oh also i would recommend checking out @/thespookedookie here on tumblr, they do some seriously incredible work centered around ww1 and aqotwf! they r a great source of inspo i love their art and style and everything

ok thats rly all i got! i’m sorry im not more helpful, u caught me in the middle of a series of bad days so i am not at my best or most coherent. but i hope this can help with your project in any sort of way! feel free to send any more questions u have, i will try to get to them in a timely manner :)

[sepulchrypha]

For Nemesis (the Slaughter guy): Why are you so boob. Not that I'm complaining.

"--And that's why I get the best gifts."

[artepti]

What was that cave’s problem anyway?

Oh, it hates violence of any kind, and people who typically seek out the relic only do so to weaken their enemies before eliminating them.

The cave/Guardian of the relic uses it to make violent individuals (or people who were searching for said relic, because of the power. Just as they thought Mac was) tame and tunnel-visioned on love. This line here explains it pretty well, I think: "He knew the voice’s goal after all, it hated violence more than anything and the relic they guarded would make sure the afflicted would be interested in nothing else but the predetermined target, which just so happens to be Macaque for the King." The Anon is talking about this post.

[yoshiko-and-the-hikikomori]

Also baby talk curse

Now that child that bullies you will have something to laugh at

- nemesis anon

"Tha's not cool :("

[playedcrowd5610]

Danny: Star for fucks sake stop being stubborn and compromising your health!

Also Danny: (fully prepared to throw hands with the autobots while actively suffering from dark Energon poisoning)

They’re both stubborn little shits I love them so much

For real 😆

[randomnameless]

Do u think there's a Watsonian reason for why Egg goes full Hegemon when she fights Dimitri in AM, but not when she fights Byleth in VW/SS? Obvs the Doylist reason being that Egg is her most villainous in AM and they wanted her death to be sadder in SS, but in universe there would be no reason for her not to go just as hard in SS

Watsonian wise?

Hm...

AM is the only route where Uncle kicks the bucket before her, did Ananximandros and Myson gave her Thales' notebook revealing how she can use her crusts to turn in Hegemongard after his death, because with the leader dead, maybe the only solution is to watch the world burn by releasing Hegemongard?

(which is hilarious since, imo, she's the easiest boss fight lol, they could have released Nemesis'n'co from their tupperwares, but maybe Thales kept freezer's key on himself and Dimtiri accidently kicked it off in a river?)

So yeah, watsonian wise, I'd say it might have something to do with the fact that Thales, Solon and Cleo die before her. Did Hubert scout their lair to discover the notebook or random agarthans revealed everything when their leader died because they had to do everything they could to kill the beasts, even with their leaders dead, we will never know.

Doylist wise, I wouldn't say more "vilainous" in AM, but AM is the route where the "uwus professor" are more subdued to focus on her relationship with Dimitri and her "ideals", aka what they mean* and where she ultimately accepts to sacrifice herself, and not only her people, to reach her goals.

Also, I bet the devs didn't want to have her look to, uh, too adrestian when she tells Flayn'n'Seteth they cannot rule over humans since bcs ears are pointy, when she is in her Hegemongard form!

*I've already written a bit about the "parley" where both ideals are discussed, and I've found more substance in a christmas pudding than in that script that manages to be less incisive that PoR's optional "game over" battle line between Ashnard and Reyson.

[yourgamemasterthewhiterabbit]

I do think I am about to invent sex that isn't sex.

I was 50% there, really, on my own with my weird relationship to sex and the way my own brain and nerves [mal]function already, but now it seems... Called for if we want to continue down this path.

This is NOT me promising you Muderathin porn.

Look at me.

There is no promise here. There isn't even solidified intent.

The funny thing is I wasn't even shipping it and I did not want porn out of it for sure. I'm not personally into either of them and I actually don't like how Vicious Gurathin is initially towards it in the TV show at all. It reads as kinky sure, but also sets off alarm bells for me in a way I don't like. ... I was simply making an observation that the subtext was there and it would be unrealistic character writing for Gurathin to not fall for Murderbot in some way at that point, even if it was like, platonic.

You can fall in platonic love. It can crash into you just as devastatingly. Ask MB if you don't believe me...

I was being a little flippant because we all understand that fear of coming across as gay has kept all sincere emotion and love between adult men out of TV for so fucking long now. That was supposed to be the understood context, that TV being gay now means men's emotions could come out of the closet too, not that they have to fuck on screen.

But seeing the response, both the angry "No gay allowed you must be a rotten fujoshi hands off or I'll lead a mob against you" and the "Spite is a perennially good motivator please do write porn." I have been turning the concept around in my head. I mean, Well I have had far more thoughts about fresh baked bread, and pies, and pates and cheese and cured meats and fruit... And distress at various unrelated things involving living conditions and landlords and extortion... But the hypotheticals you care about have slipped in there too, I am a very thoughty person.

Because see, I am not just a horny cis woman looking to gay relationships to experience sex and romance without the baggage of sexism and abuse...

I am a non binary masc end of gender -if I have to- soup asexual who has never been able to define whether they love most of their close friends somewhat romantically or if they do not experience romantic attraction either exactly, who has been alienated from physical relationships with other people by abuse -and also the plague- who's manipulated cognitive context and nerve damage from some kind of complex nerve stretch injury into being able to experience ASMR and other similar sensations when I could not before I fell, who's been using intentionally practiced mental triggers and deep thought exercises to be able to have orgasms at all since I was a teenager and has a libido from hell despite everything and the people it rode in on...

So I write sex and relationships differently, and given half an excuse, I might be about to write them very differently.

And -if I find the right inspiration- I'll do it to put love in the world.

And I will dedicate it to my haters.

Besides, there are many benefits to inventing something that is functionally porn that is abnormal enough that no one has conceived of making policies against it yet. I LOVE being the reason rules were invented.

[justice-bringer]

(this is an AU where Rikki and Nemesis never got back together, also we haven't done angst and I love this idea)

*you saw Rikki on a edge of a building just sitting there crying and letting the wind moved them. You wonder how that happy person turned so depressed and sad. Then you saw the banges that weren't on her and should have but she didn't care*

@bow-anon-rikki

*Nemesis was watching from a distance as usual. She knew she shouldn't be there, someone would find out she still cared and Rikki would still be in danger. Even though her and Blandolus had made up she was still terrified of him finding out she still checked in on Rikki. But she was growing increasingly worried*

[arkhammaid]

more oscarina hcs pretty please

cont. of these

you ask, i deliver hehe (i typed out five hcs only for tumblr to yeet me out of the app... you guys better appreciate these)

oscarina is very comfortable with pda despite not being together for long. people are baffled (they would be down right shocked if they would ever find out that these two are behaving like this after two weeks of actual dating) <- spoiler: they bottled up their feelings for almost half a year, so when they finally confess their feelings to each other, so much and yet so little changes

sabrina bribes sofia with chocolate to keep mark from trying to reign in oscar's chaos

sabrina's favorite teammate of oscar is definitely max. she's maxcar nr 1 supporter

they're both lightweights. and once they're tipsy, not even drunk, they are very touchy... and bold with each other

sabrina once asked oscar what kind of nails she should get, expecting just a color as answer. but oscar got so detailed on the nail design, she now always asks him what kind of nails she should get (having three sisters definitely helped here). now, her nails often clash with her outfits, but she doesn't care (fucking simp)

they make a collab with their merch. they have to restock it five times because the demand is so high

oscar gets sabrina that rb sponsorship

sabrina moves in with oscar (in switzerland) very quickly after they're no longer fake dating and actually dating. people of course are going bonkers when they realize it

nicole LOVES sabrina. even more after her son finally gets his shit together and stops pretending he doesn't have feelings for her. she is so ready to plan the wedding but still holds back, since she doesn't want to intervene with the relationship

sabrina's family also loves oscar, because he's the perfect boyfriend. no joke, he's truly the gentleman of modern times. when people are saying he's the dream boyfriend, they're right

they get a snake first, then some years later a maine coon because sabrina will never get over the one time oscar carried a stray cat in his arms (she wanted to bite his biceps), then a wolf dog and then another maine coon because one wasn't enough

sabrina likes to let the world know that oscar is very good at going down on her (with those cheeky nonsense outro lyrics) and that she's a very happy woman. just because. as if everything else she's done not already have been enough

[urfavisaminor]

dear ant(i) 🐜🐜🐜 army,

your queen has an announcement

my mortal enemy, @urfavisanadult, appears to have deleted their blog,

I have won the war

but at what cost

the emptiness overtakes me

despite this melancholy, we have gained a victory over the enemy

2025-2025

nemesis down

the show must go on