#apex legend

[allfather-we-stan]

my girl just sitting there 

[heyshinydraws]

Apex stickers are up on my etsy!

[ Link here! ]

[archivedgaz]

THE ACCU: ajay che cinematic universe

anon requested: lifeline :)

[lunoyr]

carrying the kids

[nightly-apex-legend]

Am I a robot fucker?

Yes

Am I a PROUND robot fucker?

Abso-flipping-lutely

[blyaem]

Crypto's cat was trying to catch Arthur.

The cat regrets that choice now.

[tilanrra]

анонимный new commission hehe

[panvyrin]

Secret Santa Gift!

[apexlegendsimagines]

This Special Day Called Valentines

Bangalore:

-She isn’t one to be romantic but doesn’t mean she doesn’t know how

-She does it in her own special way, by letting herself sleep in with you. Her arm wrapped around your slumbering body

-When you both wake up, far later than usual, you two go out to lunch.

-While at lunch, she orders for you as she knows what you like down to the T.

-After Lunch, she takes you on a long walk through the park. Her way to get some form of exercise after lunch.

-But she is more than willing to join you at the play equipment, pushing you on the swing, running after you since you dubbed her ‘it’

-It’s so much fun, neither of you realized that it was already sunset. So you both make your way up a small hill to sit there, watching the sun reflect over the ripples in the pond below.

“Pop a smoke, everything’s unclear.. But when I’m with you, it all makes sense.”

Bloodhound:

-They don’t usually celebrate the holiday. But for you? It is an acceptation.

-Today is everything you want it to be and they happily traverse your world for the day.

-In this day, they are shown cheesy movies, candies, and they even let you paint Arthur’s claws pinks.

-As you both are watching an extremely cringe and cheesy movie, you don’t notice Bloodhound staring at you. Not with a mask, and not even with a half mask covering their nose and mouth. They simply stared at you. With admiration

-You are the only person they trust completely. Is is why they follow you into your world. Just as you have followed them into theirs.

“The Allfather blesses me with you. I will never take you for granted.”

Caustic:

-So he literally asks you to come down into the basement to help him with his studies.

-P.S he lets no one down there. Absolutely no one.

-Its main goal is to kill people, but it’s his way of letting you know that he wouldn’t dare think of killing you.

-After all, he’s let you know so much about him, that he almost trusts you completely.

-After a long day of work, and of you actually correcting some issues he has been having. He decides to take you out for something sweet.

-Well in his case, Lemon Drops. He prefers sweet and mostly sour but he lets you grab whatever you want from the candy story.

-Once you two are finished, he takes you by the hand, ensuring you’re on the inside of the sidewalk, and walks you back to your dorm.

-He thanks you for a lovely day and bids you a Good Night and Sweet Dreams

“I may rapidly approach Death. But I have all the time in the world for you.”

Crypto:

-He is not for celebrating holidays much anymore.

-But whenever you give him that doe eyed look, he can’t help but just at least lay down some ground rules.

-No pictures. No posts on social media. And most certainly no drawing attention.

-You ease him by explaining that everyone will be with their significant other, what’s another couple?

-But you concede and you don’t choose anywhere that will draw attention.

-A private booking at a local restaurant. One of those places that will take the people to the back. You two enjoy delicious food. And Crypto even shares some of his favorite dish with you.

-It’s no paparazzi surprise, but somehow, aka Pathfinder, you find pictures of you and a bit of crypto’s arm online. Shared over 28k times within the hour.

-Crypto swears to get path back for it. But he stops once he sees you beaming at the comments and theories. They’re fun to read at least.

“I am off the grid, you’re a risk to my mission. But you’re worth it.”

Gibraltar:

-He is just a big ball of love and you adore it. He’s like a warm blanket but instead, a pillow!

-You two stay in bed for the majority of the day and only really get up for necessities.

-One of those being to pick up the pizza from the delivery guy.

-You both rock,paper,scissors to get out of bed.

-Even though Rock trumps Scissors, he still gets up to pay and hand deliver.

-Along with the order is a supper sweet and sugary treat that was baked at the place and your favorite drink.

-He makes sure to serve you as much as you want and holds you close whenever you’re feeling the after feed sleeps.

-You two watch Friends and often laugh at the situations the characters find themselves in. Since they seem like stuff your friends would get into

-You both end the perfect day with a kiss goodnight.

“I gotchu for the rest of my life brotha.”

Lifeline:

-Today is kinda about the both of you. But she can’t stop all of the emergencies that everyone has.

-So even though she has this day planned, she is great fun you are patient with her and the dummies who hurt themselves.

-When Octane is bleeding from his shoulder because he landed wrong from his jump pad and landed onto debris, she is thankful that you follow her to where he is to get him fixed up.

-When Path is a bit broken because of Revenants rage, she goes to scold Revenant for hurting Path and she fixed Path as best as she can.

-At the end of the day, the list was thrown out since dinner was picked up and taken back home.

-She also appreciates that you give her a back massage since she has been running around trying to help people

“It’s others loss that they don’t have you.”

[cloakedmcgamer]

Flyers when you get within ten feet of them

[archivedgaz]

OCTANE in the BATTLE CHARGE Launch Trailer !

[lunoyr]

mozambique moment

[toci-stuff]

The Legends, first impressions from someone who hasn't played since 2019

So I haven't played apex since 2019 and hadn't even seen octane added last time I played, but now that I've been back and playing for around a month or so now, here are my brief impressions of the legends :) including the originals

Bloodhound: non-binary asthma at its finest

Gibraltar: dump truck

Lifeline: the normal one

Pathfinder: can literally punch the fuck out of you

Wraith: typical regular therapy-goer

Bangalore: fuck around and find out

Caustic: has a juul, coughs up lungs using it

Mirage: dumbass bisexual

Octane: wears a thong

Wattson: walking tazer

Crypto: invests in bitcoin

Revenant: enderman looking ass

Loba: bullied you in highschool

Rampart: my gun is bigger than ur gun

Fuse: big bonkers dilf

Valkyrie: barks at people

Horizon: milf

Seer: the art kid

Ash: would make her rat bite you

Mad maggie: "FUCK YOU"

edit: removed the "winx bloom" tag :help: wraith autocorrected? wraith is winx bloom 2022 <3

[mirage-is-trans]

mirage has been inside of a pumpkin more times than he’s been inside of a woman

[shes-fast-like-me]

i only trust gamers that don't misgender bloodhound