#ari's random blah blah

[takumifujiwarastan]

boy did you make a mistake asking him to tutor you.

you were struggling with a subject you just so happened to have a gruelling test on in the upcoming week. so you begrudgingly (but desperately) asked him, one of the top students in your class, to help you out with the concepts you didn't understand. shockingly, he agreed, and you would meet him at his house after school.

so here you were, sitting beside him on his carpeted floor at the foot of his bed, scribbling down concepts and equations he monotonously explained to you while pointing at diagrams and things in your textbook. he set up some practice equations for you to better grasp the main ideas, and reprimanded you for your unorganized notes.

but how did it get to this? his hand on your knee, now trailing up your thigh as he urges you to write the answer to the equation he's made for you, smirking as he watches you squirm. he leans his head down dangerously close to yours, his low voice whispering tauntingly into the shell of your ear, listening to your breath hitch in your throat and your pencil halt its movements with a cruel grin on his face.

you attempt to squeak out something about it getting late, and you needed to get home, prompting you to begin hastily stuffing your items into your school bag, turning your flushed face away from him in hopes your erratic breathing would calm down. he moves swiftly in sitting up, knocking the book out of your hand and pushing you down on the carpet, causing you to yelp in surprise, looking up at him with widened eyes and a pretty little blush on your cheeks.

"now now," he starts, his voice an octave lower than before, sending a chill down your spine. he hovers over your frail body with a dark aura, supporting himself with his forearms as he smirks down at you. "now surely you don't intend to leave...." he leans down close to you, his breath fanning over your neck as he snarls into your ear,

"...without any form of payment, hm~?"

TSUKISHIMA, sugawara, SUNA, KUROO, oikawa, megumi, GOJO geto, DAZAI, KEISUKE, ryosuke (+your favs!!)

[secular-czar]

Please don’t take this the wrong way, I love Cynthiana too, but the 10 matching tattoos is an exaggeration. I’m just bringing up it because too many people think it’s the truth and I hate misinformation. They’ve only talked about 4 tattoos in all the interviews I’ve seen. There might be more (god, I hope there are and they reveal them during the second press tour) but no more than 4 have been confirmed. Anyway, I wish they’d show off the first one they got, the hearts with E or G in them and reveal the meaning of the WGE one. Someone joked that it stands for Waithe/Grande/Erivo and I fucking barked with laughter.

Anyway, idc about marketing and PR blah blah blah. I am entertained by Cynthiana and that’s all I require of celebrities.

INFORMATIVE!

It's at least officially five now, with both of them confirming the Husk tattoo. With how things are going, with time we're going to get confirmation of more little ones, with symbolism if not matching.

ngl i love the holding hand's soulmates tattoo, and the 69ing poppies, but the Wicked Grande Erivo / them as Glinda and Elphaba/ is my fav and regardless if they say anything it will remain so. i understand they can't quite say they feel they were destined for this without getting bad press, it's adorable nonetheless.

also what i meant by with symbolism, it's them mirroring each other even if not intentionally, like them having somewhat matching magic ladies - with Ari's Glinda and Cyn's fairy

or symbolism like this one, that's pretty gelphie

a bit of a random addition, but we might have seen the heart E tattoo on Ari (even if the resolution is awful) so keep your eyes open for pictures it might show i'd love top get a better one and to know if cynthia's is in the same place

source: ari's fandom wiki has a tattoos page

[candeathbereal]

Neptune opposite Ascendant

Alright let me preface this by saying that my neptune is conjunct my lilith and my lilith is also opposite my ascendant. I feel like some of the things I'll say won't relate to every person with a neptune opposite ascendant since I think lilith does have an effect on you especially with the close aspects.

Okay let's get into this

Is it just me or do people assume the weirdest shit about us? I know I look young asf but I think it also makes people think I’m really innocent maybe. Like my Saturn is in my tenth house so I seem very hardworking and stern I guess. But people will turn around and be like “you’re one of the nicest people I met” especially at my job. Which weirded me out cause I remember being told how ruthless I am and yada yada. Sometimes I wonder if there is a mixture between the two idk tho. Other things to include here for further analysis is that my Venus in Aries sextiles my Neptune in Aquarius, my Neptune and my Lilith are conjunct so they both are opposite my ascendant (so conjunct my descendant). My Uranus is also in my seventh house but not conjunct my Neptune. Another thing to add is that my most dominant planet is Neptune while Saturn is a close second. You could look on my blog to find out this info too but I like to include this info again because I can't expect people to read or even remember any of the random shit I post on here.

-Oh Neptune aspecting the ascendant people seem to have pretty eyes. I didn’t think so at first till I looked at celebrities with Neptune-ascendant aspects. And like yeah….i guess I got pretty eyes too since my Neptune is opposite my ascendant or maybe my eyes are dead...idk

- idk if the signs change too much on this aspect and it’s expression, so I won’t really get into that due to my lack of knowledge on the matter. I’m also a Neptune dominant so weirdness is just the vibe in this life for me so take my words with a grain of salt since I could just be talking out of a sweet fantasyland. Writing a sweet story on a cloud made of my unachievable dreams. Making no sense in the process but in the end how can I when the world makes no sense to me either. *insert joke about me being the same as the universe blah blah*

[therealnightcity]

[Subject Interview: Ares]

NICKNAME: Ares is a nickname, actually. My full name is Arisa, but it's only ever that when I'm in trouble for something.

GENDER: Female

STAR SIGN: I'm a Tarus. (Bet you thought I was going to say Aries huh?) It says I'm dependable, and logical but also stubborn and set in my ways. I hope I'm the first, but I don't think I'm that stubborn, unless it's something that matters a lot. And that I'm attracted to people who make me feel safe and comfortable. I don't know who wrote this, but 'safe' isn't exactly in plentiful supply in Night City, or the Badlands.

HEIGHT: 6'3, (or 191cm for those of you across the pond)

ORIENTATION: Women please, not that I have anything again men. They're just not for me, thanks.

NATIONALITY/ETHNICITY: I was born in the Badlands, but my mom was from Brazil, and my dad was Japanese. I never met him, he ran off before I was born. I never met him and yeah I wonder what he was like, but if he was a nice person, he'd have stuck around. I have two amazing mom's though, and I can't complain.

FAVE FRUIT: I love cantaloupe! Dakota grows these melons that are the best thing I've ever tasted. Watermelon too! Or cactus fruit (but its's even better as liquor, at least till the next morning.)

FAVE SEASON: Spring is my favorite--when it starts to get a little warmer, and the flowers start peeking out again. Everyone makes the Badlands sound like it's devoid of life, but they've never been to the places where the wildflowers have been growing back.

FAVE FLOWER: I've always liked California Fuchsia. It has these little red flowers, and soft green leaves, that look like they're brushed with frost. I try to take a sprig home with me when I find it.

FAVE SCENT: It'd have to be campfire smoke. Always reminds me of summer nights, and the smell of something good roasting over the coals. I also love the smell of oil--I'm sure it's not good for me, but it's familiar, and there's comfort in that.

COFFEE, TEA, HOT CHOCOLATE: Coffee for me, no milk or sugar, and preferably over a campfire.

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: I try to get at least 8, but let's be honest, that's a goal and not a given.

DOG OR CAT PERSON: Dogs for me! Not that I don't like cats, but I've always grown up with dogs. I have two, Luna and Jiji (who's the size of a cat anyway, so I think he counts.)

DREAM TRIP: I'd love to go back to Colorado. We traveled through the area when I was younger, and I've always wanted to stay longer. Or further up the coast would be nice too. Anywhere with nature, or open spaces. The cities have always been a little too much.

FAVE FICTIONAL CHARACTER POET: I can't pick a single character (there's too many I like) so you get my favorite poet instad. I love Jack Kerouac--there's this passage--

“As I was hiking down the mountain with my pack I turned and knelt on the trail and said ‘Thank you, shack.’ Then I added ‘Blah,’ with a little grin, because I knew that shack and that mountain would understand what that meant, and turned and went on down the trail back to this world.”

I don't know what his world was like, but I wish I could have seen it. One with "beautiful blue sunshine sky" or "hundreds of miles of pure snow-covered rocks and virgin lakes and high timber".

NUMBER OF BLANKETS THEY SLEEP WITH: I sleep with one, if the dogs don't steal it in the middle of the night.

RANDOM FACT: I know how to fly a plane! Not a big one, but my mom taught me. She's...a little weird about it when you ask her where she learned, but people have their secrets, I guess.

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Happy to talk again, if you ever feel like it. Sure you don't want a drink? I think I have a couple beers if you've got a while.

[evansbby]

Right so literally had this thought what about like Ari, Andy or Steve at work and you coming to pick him up as he is your husband and a random girl just stood there hugging him and stuff whilst (whoever) was trying to push her away. When you get up to them he looks relieved and that girl is like ‘who are you?’ Blah blah blah ‘this my work husband’ smth like that

“work husband” i would literally be in jail i’m ngl

[the-moon-devi]

RANDOM/UNPOPULAR ASTRO OBSERVATIONS

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warning! These are my observations and unpopular opinions!!

🦋 Mars in gemini how yall like starting multiple projects at once and then stopping because it's boring? This placement may also give a lil bit of ADHD.

🦋 Sun in 12th housers are VERYY VERYYY VERYYY private & mysterious. These people have such a dreamy aura and appearance to them!

🦋 I really haven't seen many people talk about Lilith in the solar return chart but babyyyyy..... watch out for her if she falls into your 1st house cuz omgggg. Lilith will take you for a loop when it comes to how others view you. Constant unwanted commentary on your appearance. Impacts how you feel about yourself definitely could have an effect on your mental health.

Oh yeah and if Lilith falls into ur 1st, channel that dark goddess energy because this is a great time for transformation when it comes to your beauty and how others & yourself view u. People can also definitely obess over you.

🦋 Not only are Mars in 3rd rude but they are also the punctuation police! 🚨 🙁🙄

Aqaurius are very smart but we knew this. This one for my Aqau Moons: (luh yall)

🦋 Yes I'm an Aqaurius moon & yes I have unpopular opinions/ I'm a wierdo. And yes idgaf what you think about my unpopular opinions because in the end...... I'm always right..... 🤷🏽‍♀️

(As I proceed to state an unpopular opinion.....���)

This may be an unpopular opinion but I speak from own experiences/ intuition when I do astrology so let me know if some of yall resonate with this;

So we know how Venus is exalted in pisces and can show like unconditional love, spiritual love and they tend to be very creative.

I feel like 7th house lord in 12th house / Neptune in 7th house can replicate this. This placement gets a bad rep yes you do attract a lot of narcissistic people and you daydream about your partners and put them on a pedestal. BLAH BLAH BLAHHHH....😫🙄

But whether your spiritual or not this could ultimately lead you to be in a highly spiritual connection with someone and neptune/12th house are like prophecies, future predictions you know......

So when you have this placement if your having dreams or you keep getting signs about a certain person I feel this can lead you to the right person. You just have to really listen and be intuitive to make the right decisions.

This can also make the native to be very creative and imaginative. I could go on and on about this placement but it's truly beautiful and to me resembles venus in pisces. Juno In 12th may also give this.

Is it just me......or do aries men be kinda very mean? I'm a aries and ik i can be mean but it's only when I feel very passionate about something & i dont like to potray that energy to others outwardly but aries men can kinda be very mean at any time ....🥺😣 I luh my aries tho....yall men just be a Lil mean.

Venus in scorpio may get hurt in love alot or have alot of sexual partners. obsessive partners as well

I feel like 1st house lord in 7th can represent beauty as well since 7th house is libra ruled by venus ♀ . This can give the native balanced features

~ These natives also tend to attract a lot partners to them. It could be a case where you don't want a relationship but they just come to you

I watch a video on YouTube from Novi Brown's channel this girl said it's best to get things done during your Saturn sign szn because saturn restricts things & it's hard for you to see & understand lessons. I believe it to be trueeee!!

Ex: my saturn is in cancer

(This may be a little biased since I'm a cancer rising but it worked for me)

In 2020 in cancer szn I Started losing weight and working out/ dieting. (This changed my life)

In 2021 in cancer szn I started looking for a job because I was sick of being home all the time (Isolation my saturn is in the 12th)🙄

In 2022 in cancer szn that same Job I got in 2021 I was promoted to be a manager. These gave me new experiences and helped me get ahead in a way. It was my first job and I was promoted in under a year!

🦋 4th house placements and their privacy

🦋 Saturn ruled signs can be very tone deaf 😭😫

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Alright thats all! Thank u 4 reading & ik it was short just wanted to get this out of the drafts! I hope you guys enjoyed! catch ya later lovelies! Til' next time!

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~𝓕𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓟𝓻𝓮𝓽𝓽𝔂 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓵

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[cosmiccandyangel]

🌝🌟ZoDiAc tHinGz💫🌝

aries: thrills, ecstasy, live fast die young, fireball, lil devil, hothead, eager mcbeaver, rosy cheeks, fiery red nails scratching down a back during hot love, winning prizes

taurus: clean n pristine, all you can eat buffet, teddy bear hugs, “MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY”, plush white carpet, glittering chandeliers, rose milk baths, BOGO deals

gemini: whiz kid, blah blah blah, virtual reality, either using too many emojis or none at all, orange crayons and markers, has to google it first, explaining everything a mile a minute

cancer: moonlight, moonglow, humble abode, “home is where them fuckers ain’t”, cooking a mean meal/baking a mean treat, warm blankets, tears of joy, embracing each day, lightening the mood

leo: sensational, star glitter, receiving attention then dramatically disappearing, having strong fashion sense, batting of the eyelashes, golden skin shimmer, crying for 2 minutes then remembering ur a bad bitch

virgo: eye rolling, walking barefoot in earth, savoring a tasty latte, reading a book with said latte, humble pride, 2 steps ahead of everyone else, addicted to cleaning

libra: fountain of wine, daisy chains, lovebirds, songs on repeat, butterflies in the belly, being held or carried, satin bedsheets/velvet bedding, wind chimes, fairy bells

scorpio: piercing looks, falling so deep in love, ripped black tights, lipstick stained cigarettes/joints, a heart full of so much passion, small tattoos, a quiet riot

sagittarius: casinos and Lady Luck, pondering how the world works, forever in search of knowledge, piercings, never ending laughter, love at first sight, random bouts of sadness

capricorn: money bags, secret bank account, back up plans, 2 smart 4 this shit, a closed book;only open to those who are worthy, focused on the task at hand, garden gnomes, stacks of books or cd’s

aquarius: knick knacks galore, talent 4 knowing when something is bullshit right away, also having many other talents, probably would prefer to be abducted by aliens, being the bigger better badder bitch

pisces: the rainbow, crystal balls, connecting with the divine, thinking it’s too deep when it’s really not all that deep, twinkling stars on psychedelics, hopeless romantic

[reggies-eyeliner]

Rules for Requesting and Asks!

Heyo, you beautiful little bean! Before I start the rules and all that jazz:

(or shoulder pats, if you don’t like them hehe)

So: Rules. Oh boy. I’m not a fan of rules-- rules feel like it’s just “blah blah blah, do this, not that, blah blah” so Imma try to make these as easy as possible for y’all who are excited to ask >:D

1. Soulmate/Normal Matchups (Closed)

What I Ask of You:

You can be as detailed as you want, or you can just make it the bare minimum, do whatever is easiest for you, my dear :D

Just try to include enough about you so that I know which result/outcome would make you the most comfortable

I might be a bit dismissive, so I’ll send you a notif for when I get the ask! Anons are also 1000 percent welcome :]

Yes, I have dedication issues. This is why I’m only in love with fictional characters and not real people xD!

Oh, and I won’t match you with Willie or Alex unless you’re also a dude, but I might match you two has best friends!

Please try to be as respectful as possible in your ask 🥺🥺🥺

I’m not asking for you to worship me or scream at me with thank you’s, but just don’t scream at me for taking too long. Try not to curse every two words because I’m trying to keep my brain *jazz hands* holy

No, jkjk it’s just that there might be younger users reading over these xDD

OKAY SO ANYWAYS

Try to include:

I literally don’t care!! I want you to feel as free as possible while writing yours. Talk about anything you want. I don’t care if you speak of you and your passion for eating raw cookie dough (but same lmao), or if you hate almond milk. Just talk about whatever you want!! I’m here to make people smile and nothing else, sugarcakes! d;

What You Get in Return:

Over 500 words worth in writing per each fandom

Yes, over 500 (it hurts like heck but it’s *throws skittles* okay)

A gif/fanart piece per fandom

You’ll get yours back either: Within 3 days, if you only requested only one fandom and you were very nice hehehehehe , three days if you wre still hecking amazing but I was busy, or it can go to AT MOST, AT MOST I PROMISE around 18 days if I’m having: an exam week, a pinned post, getting a lot of asks, or yours was really complicated and my brain exploded

At times, it may never come if *cough* TUMBLR EATS IT

I will also throw you fifty virtual hugs and skittles

And yes, every ask comes with a thousand hugs, compliments, and shoulder pats!!

A bunch of dating headcanons

If you put in your name, yes, I can customize ;D

What the person I matched you with does when you feel down

How they support you

How you support them

90 percent of it is mainly me rambling about how sweet everyone who asks is, but what can I say? Y’all are precious as heck

Example of Matchup: Hi! Can I please have a matchup for a male character in Julie and the Phantoms (besides willie + alex)? I’m an INFP-T, 5′4″, Aries, and I’m also very annoying haha. I like writing, dance, and singing-- usually, I write a lot of fantasy novels and I want to be an author when I grow up! I also really like baking desserts, particularly brownies, and I also like to make mocktails if I ever get the chance. I love reading, John Green books especially, and I’m usually the funny person in the group to lift everyone’s spirits. Thank you so much :)

2. Band and Song Matchups (Closed)

These are definitely one of the most fun things to do! You can ask for this to be included in your other matchup, but a quick summary of it would be:

Send me your description, but this time add your physical description as well!

A few of the extra-curricular activities you do

Send up to 8 emojis describing your personality and aesthetic (haha it sounds weird but please trust me on this XD)

Your favorite JATP song

Your favorite genre, and/or your fashion style

And wabam, that’s it!

I’ll reply with who I’d see you as in the band, and what song you would be in Julie and the Phantoms. Seems ridiculous, but heyy ya know XD

3. Headcanons, Imagines, Blurbs, Scenarios, Full Stories

PLEASE SEND HOWEVER MANY NUMBER OF THESE LIKE AJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA

I’ll write for any “X READER” that you request

Literally anything

Angst, major character death, if you’re sad, I GOTCHU

Request for as many characters as you want!!

I can write NSFW, BUT I SUCK AT IT SO PLEASE TRY NOT TO REQUEST IT LMFAO

I’ll write everything else

No, like everything else ever

Okay I won’t write like a Reggie x Cowboy bootes but ya know (...that’s actually not a bad idea-)

It doesn’t just have to be a character insert, it can be anything else!! I really don’t mind :]

TRY TO INCLUDE:

What word count you want (or you can write that you’re chill with anything)

Your gender

Which POV you want it in

And I’ll send you what date I can get yours in!

4. Customized Asks:

I have never done this before, so this is kinda new!

IN CUSTOMIZED ASKS:

Put in a lengthy and concise description of yourself-- it should be a lot more detailed than a matchup. Include your personality type, a lot about your personality, anything you want to add, but make it worth it!! Write A LOT about yourself!! Also, be sure to include your name.

Once you have the full thing, private-message me (please make sure you have an account!!) and I’ll send you my Tumblr asks email so you can send your description (or, send it in the submit form or asks, if you’re okay with it being public).

In return, I write you a reader insert with your real name (not y/n hehe) and make it customized just for you. I’ll make it perfect (or try to,) with your personality, your height, your likes, your interests, and your name so that it’s built just for you and no one else!!

The best part??

YOU DON’T HAVE TO PAY ME REAL MONEY HEHEHEHEHHEH

That’s right! A customized ask that goes from 3,000-10,000 words that should come within three weeks! Instead, all I ask is for some support in any way 🥺🥺🥺 It can be through reblogs, (remember: REBLOGS> LIKES d;), a simple follow or shoutout, or even just a thank you. I’m only here to make people happy!! Thank you so much if you do plan on supporting <333</p>

4. Random Asks/Advice

Scream at me. Vent whatever you want to me. Ask me to help with your math homework. Your ELA homework. Ask for love advice. Tell me about what you did this morning. I LOVE, LOVE GETTING THESE ASKS!!

I love it when people come to me not just for asks and such, but just to tell me about their lives or to ask me quetsions!! And I bet a lot of other creators do, as well! So please support them <3</p>

SCREAM AT ME ALL YOU WANT HON, IM HERE TO LISTEN

I’m sorry that this was a bit long, but if you read the full thing, HIGH FIVE >:3

Thank y’all so much!! Stay safe ^U^

[ventruetheurge]

Optional WTA/MTA astrology rules

My post keeps being removed from the reddit, SO... _____________________________________________________________

For any players who are interested in making/pulling astrology charts for their characters purely for fun, our group has been using this method. This is about to get a little nuts, so stay with me. (Yes, blah blah astrology- remember, it's just for fun and flavor.)

It started in WTA, but since we made MTA characters, we've since expanded it. You can start with either.

You've picked an age for a character. You have a year.

You pick an auspice, and waxing or waning, depending on your descriptor preference on the wiki, and its relevance to your character.

If starting in Mage, your Essence determines the elemental association with your sun sign. In Werewolf, you will pick your sign and reverse engineer it to get your Essence, or, you can pick an essence flavor and do it that way.

Hence for me and my character:

27 years old -> 1993 Questing Essence -> Air Sign

This gives me three options. Aquarius, Gemini, or Libra. All of these suite her, but we had two prior WTA characters who were Aquarius/Gemini, so I went with Libra.

Libra dates = ~Sept. 23 - Oct. 23 Auspice -> Waxing Ahroun

There are only 1-2 dates for Waxing Ahroun that fit within the sign's dates. Sept. 29 or Sept. 30.

From here, you can choose to research if you care about the moon sign, or pick a vibe.

Then, provided you know a general area of birth for your character just pick a random birth time, and you can use an astrology website to pull their full chart if you enter the info.

I chose Sept. 30, 1993 at 7am for my character, which makes her a Libra Sun, Aries Moon, Virgo Rising.

Have fun!

[tiffdawg]

17 Questions, 17 People

Nicknames: Tiff, Tiff Dawg

Zodiac: Aries

Height: 5′ 9

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Last Thing I Googled: What year power rangers premiered 😂

Song Stuck In My Head: No Pressure by The Kooks

Number of Followers: 450?

Amount of Sleep: 9 hours is my sweet spot bc I’m a sleepy b*tch

Lucky Number: 4

Dream Job: History professor by day, fiction writer by night

Wearing: Old college tee and undies bc it’s bedtime 😴

Favorite Song: Kill Your Heros by AWOLNATION is one forever fav. I will be getting the lyric “never let your fear decide your fate” tatted bc that quote has guided me through adulthood since is was 17. And Aaron Bruno is, hands down, my all time favorite artist. Fun fact: all three parts of Confessions sampled their titles from song lyrics off of the third album and that series only exists because I was listening to it one day.

Favorite Instrument: Guitar

Aesthetic: Boulevards lined with palm trees, desert landscape at golden hour, city skylines, screeching subway trains, faux leather jacket and black skinny jeans, stacks of books, libraries, messy workspace, afternoon naps, passport stamps, vintage 1950s postcards, earl grey tea, english gardens, art museums, four leaf clovers

Favorite Author: I’m not sure but recently I’ve been super into shorter psychological thrillers so I’ll recommend a couple for fun: 1. The Vegetarian by Han Kang 2. The Perfect Nanny by Leila Slimani 3. The Haunting of Hill House by Shirley Jackson

Favorite Animal Noise: My dog makes this little hurmph whenever she doesn’t get what she wants that’s insanely passive aggressive. She’ll turn her back to me and just keep doing it every 10 seconds until I give into her. Works every time because she makes me laugh.

Random: Story time bc I’m bored and I cheated by only using emojis the last time I was tagged in something like this. So, I can be pretty shy but for some reason I thrive when I’m traveling. Like, I totally become my best self. I went to the UK a couple years ago to do research for my MA thesis and somehow managed to get my work done AND have a lil weeklong fling in Belfast? Who was I??? Granted, I think it was also partly because my program advisor explicitly told my cohort that if we were going abroad on our school’s dime we should only go to the archives and then immediately back to the hotel organizing documents. No exploring. Research only. Blah blah blah. Something about helping us write our thesis later on. Idk I tuned out. Not only did I hate her but I hate being told what to do. So I found me a cute Northern Irish boy to bankroll my fun after spending my days in the archives. Damn if I didn’t surprise myself with that one 😅

Thanks for tagging me @roxypeanut & @murdermewithbooks 🥰

No Pressure Tags: @rogrsnbarnes @hystericalmedicine @romewritingshop @holographic-carmen @cryptkeepersoul @yespolkadotkitty @huliabitch @b0n-chann @leo-moon @plexflexico + anyone & everyone else pls don’t make me tag 17 people my little introvert heart can’t take it

[takumifujiwarastan]

a stupid juvenile game of cops and robbers is what it was. one that you reluctantly agreed to joining at your friends' constant pleas. once everyone received their roles, they scattered to different parts of the abandoned warehouse to gain a head-start, a strategy you did not attempt in fact, as you decided it was better to save your energy– not that you really cared.

some time into the game you found yourself on one of the higher levels of the run-down building, opting to hide out instead of run. you crept down the hallway in silence, peering over the corner of the intersecting halls to spot for the opposing team– the cops. of course you couldn't take it fucking easy, and you just had to get the role that forced you to be on the lookout for–

“gotcha.”

a low voice growled beside your ear, a large hand coming up and gripping your waist, aggressively indicating the presence of someone of the opposition was behind you, emerging from the dark hall. You scoff in response. “you gotta take me to the jail, idiot.” you say, matter-of-factly.

“hmmm…. nah.” he responds dryly. a stark contrast to his next actions, that being him flipping  you around and slamming your back to the wall, pinning your wrists above your head.

“i'd rather punish this naughty robber myself.”

NAGI, chigiri, BACHIRA, megumi, GOJO, GETO, toji, SUNA, tsukishima, KUROO, suga, DAZAI, CHUUYA, ranpo (+ your favs!!)

[beaumontbash]

thank you steph @rnaxwellbeaumont for tagging me💖

rules: answer 20 questions then tag bloggers you want to get to know better

name: mary

nickname: don’t have one, name’s too short

zodiac sign: gemini sun, sagittarius moon, aries rising

height: 5ft 2

languages you know: english, cebuano, minecraft enchanting language

nationality: filipino-aussie

favourite season: autumn (summer too hot, winter too cold, spring too many allergies) (also autumn fashion is sexy fight me)

favourite flower: idk i dont smell flowers a lot bc allergies

favourite scent: idk specifics but something that smells really light and refreshing

favourite colour: idk what its called but the reddish colour i use on my blonk

favourite animal: doggo!

favourite fictional characters: peter parker, carol danvers, nate drake, arya stark, april ludgate, glenn rhee, there’s a lot so i’ll stop

coffee, tea, hot chocolate: tea all day and all night babey

average sleep hours: 7-8 hrs?? depends

dog or cat person: if we’re talking about the minecraft songs then its cat bc thats the og but if we’re talking about the animal then doggo ofc

number of blankets you sleep with: one

dream trip: san diego comic con

blog established: i’ve been on tumblr since 2013 yike but this blog is 2 yrs old i think?

followers: 920 (also promo time mayhaps giveaway at 1k)

random fact: nolan north told me his entire life story one time

tagging anyone who sees this and wants to do it blah blah blah u know the drill

[punkcupcakestyles]

Tag Game

I was tagged by the wonderful @heart-attack-harry and @whoopsharrystyles to answer questions about myself! Thank you babes!!

Rules: Answer 17 questions about yourself then tag 17 people

Nickname: Scar

Zodiac sign: Aries

Height: 1.60-1.62? Please don’t make me say like you do cause I have no idea 

Hogwarts House: Ravenclaw

Last Thing I Googled: That pic of Harry with white shorts and a green snapback...I needed it..for research...

Song Stuck in My Head: Ok, I’m not proud of it, but ‘Volar’ by Lele Pons

Following and Followers: I follow about 200 blogs and yeah, I have a lot more followers than I deserve

Amount of Sleep I Get: between 7 and 8 hours

Lucky numbers: i don’t have one. 

Dream job: Listen...I don’t dream about working...But I would love to work on gender driven financial inclusion projects (I know, bankers are awful, fuck the financial system, blah blah blah, don’t hate me).

Wearing: A Little Mermaid’s Ursula T-shirt and yellow cotton shorts!

Favorite songs: It depends on my mood! I’m in a mood, so I’ve been listening to old school Shakira and Juan Luis Guerra non stop for 2 days straight.

Instruments: Nope. I tried guitar, my fingers hurt. 

Random facts: I can’t wriggle the fingers on my right hand because of an accident I had as a kid. It actually hurts when I try, so I often have to stop when I’m writing, cause my hand and wrist start to hurt a lot from all the typing. 

Aesthetic: Pink whatever

I don’t know who to tag, so I’ll choose @huccimermaidshirts @niallandharrymakemestrong @nightflowerhes @oh-honey-styles @adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy @a-butterfly-on-his-tummy

[brookston]

Holidays 4.17

Holidays

American Academy of Arts and Letters Charter Day

Bay of Pigs Day

Bat Appreciation Day

Blah Blah Blah Day

Canterbury Tales Day

Easter [1st Sunday following the Full Moon that occurs on or just after the Spring Equinox] (a.k.a. ...

Domingo del Angel (Angel Sunday; Spain) [3rd Sunday]

Domingo de Pascuas (Puerto Rico)

National Baked Ham with Pineapple Day

1e Pasen (Suriname)

Pascha

Påskdagen (Sweden)

Paskar (Iceland)

Resurrection Sunday

Zatik

Ellis Island Family History Day

Equality Day (Canada)

Evacuation Day (Syria)

FAO Day (Iraq)

Feast of Random Walks

Flag Day (American Samoa)

Ford Mustang Day

Go Fly a Kite Day [3rd Sunday]

Hex Sign Day

Horse Day

Independence Day (Syria; End of the French Mandate, 1946)

International Day of Mastering Conversations That Matter Day

International Day of Peasants Struggle

International Ford Mustang Day

International Haiku Poetry Day

National Kickball Day

No Limits For Deaf Children Day

Nosy Neighbor Appreciation Day

Nothing Like A Dame Day

Poetry and the Creative Mind Day

Sechseläuten begins (Six Ringing Festival; Zurich, Switzerland) [3rd Sunday]

Toothbrush Appreciation Day

Verrazano Day (New York)

Women’s Day (Gabon)

World Hemophilia Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

International Malbec Day

National Cheeseball Day

National Crawfish Day

Pineapple Cheese Day

Feast Days

All Hookers Day (Church of the SubGenius)

Anicetus, Pope (Christian; Martyr)

Columella (Positivist; Saint)

Kateri Tekakwitha (Canada; Christian; Saint)

Messalina Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Simeon, Bishop of Ctesiphon (Christian; Saint)

Stephen, Abbot of Citeaux (Christian; Saint)

Stephen Harding (Christian; Saint)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Prime Number Day: 107 [28 of 72]

Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]

Tycho Brahe Unlucky Day (Scandinavia) [17 of 37]

Unglückstage (Unlucky Day; Pennsylvania Dutch) [14 of 30]

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 107 of 2022; 258 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 7 of week 15 of 2022

Celtic Tree Calendar: Saille (Willow) [Day 3 of 28]

Chinese: Month 3 (Huáiyuè), Day 17 (Geng-Ji)

Chinese Year of the: Tiger (until January 22, 2023)

Hebrew: 16 Nisan 5782

Islamic: 15 Ramaḍān 1443

J Cal: 17 Aqua; Twosday [16 of 30]

Julian: 4 April 2022

Moon: 99% Waning Gibbous

Positivist: 23 Archimedes (4th Month) [Columella]

Runic Half Month: Man (Human Being) [Day 5 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 29 of 90)

Zodiac: Aries (Day 28 of 30)

[brookstonalmanac]

Holidays 4.17

Holidays

American Academy of Arts and Letters Charter Day

Bay of Pigs Day

Bat Appreciation Day

Blah Blah Blah Day

Canterbury Tales Day

Easter [1st Sunday following the Full Moon that occurs on or just after the Spring Equinox] (a.k.a. ...

Domingo del Angel (Angel Sunday; Spain) [3rd Sunday]

Domingo de Pascuas (Puerto Rico)

National Baked Ham with Pineapple Day

1e Pasen (Suriname)

Pascha

Påskdagen (Sweden)

Paskar (Iceland)

Resurrection Sunday

Zatik

Ellis Island Family History Day

Equality Day (Canada)

Evacuation Day (Syria)

FAO Day (Iraq)

Feast of Random Walks

Flag Day (American Samoa)

Ford Mustang Day

Go Fly a Kite Day [3rd Sunday]

Hex Sign Day

Horse Day

Independence Day (Syria; End of the French Mandate, 1946)

International Day of Mastering Conversations That Matter Day

International Day of Peasants Struggle

International Ford Mustang Day

International Haiku Poetry Day

National Kickball Day

No Limits For Deaf Children Day

Nosy Neighbor Appreciation Day

Nothing Like A Dame Day

Poetry and the Creative Mind Day

Sechseläuten begins (Six Ringing Festival; Zurich, Switzerland) [3rd Sunday]

Toothbrush Appreciation Day

Verrazano Day (New York)

Women’s Day (Gabon)

World Hemophilia Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

International Malbec Day

National Cheeseball Day

National Crawfish Day

Pineapple Cheese Day

Feast Days

All Hookers Day (Church of the SubGenius)

Anicetus, Pope (Christian; Martyr)

Columella (Positivist; Saint)

Kateri Tekakwitha (Canada; Christian; Saint)

Messalina Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Simeon, Bishop of Ctesiphon (Christian; Saint)

Stephen, Abbot of Citeaux (Christian; Saint)

Stephen Harding (Christian; Saint)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Prime Number Day: 107 [28 of 72]

Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]

Tycho Brahe Unlucky Day (Scandinavia) [17 of 37]

Unglückstage (Unlucky Day; Pennsylvania Dutch) [14 of 30]

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 107 of 2022; 258 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 7 of week 15 of 2022

Celtic Tree Calendar: Saille (Willow) [Day 3 of 28]

Chinese: Month 3 (Huáiyuè), Day 17 (Geng-Ji)

Chinese Year of the: Tiger (until January 22, 2023)

Hebrew: 16 Nisan 5782

Islamic: 15 Ramaḍān 1443

J Cal: 17 Aqua; Twosday [16 of 30]

Julian: 4 April 2022

Moon: 99% Waning Gibbous

Positivist: 23 Archimedes (4th Month) [Columella]

Runic Half Month: Man (Human Being) [Day 5 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 29 of 90)

Zodiac: Aries (Day 28 of 30)

[staylavendertea]

High School Iliad Au Head Canons

So like dodge ball right-

Patroclus is not very happy

Achilles is hyped because he a sportsy boy

Briseis somehow finds a way to sit the class out on the bleachers

This makes Pat grumpier

Odysseus and Diomedes are also on their team-- So is Agamemnon but he's an asshole and is just going to stand there-

The other team belongs to Hector, Paris, and other people I am too lazy to remember- Helen's off in art class away from the chaos- The poor girl suffers

Game starts and Odysseus just stands in the back on his phone

Patrcolus just wants to hide or die at this point

Hector is getting cocky

Totally throws a ball really hard

and poor Patty doesn't have dodging as an ability either

Patroclus never realized getting hit in the stomach would make you want to throw up so badly-

Hector is like "IIIIIII fuckeddddd uppppppp- ACHILLES- DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK- I WAS AIMING FOR DIOMEDES-"

Diomedes is like "wtf"

Briseis takes Patroclus to the nurse, kinda happy she can miss her last few periods

Achilles is -pissed-

Nobody messes with his baby and just gets away with it

Gym teacher Aries knows what's about to happen and is like "hell yes"

Assistant teacher Chiron is like "Achilles- I get you care about Patroclus, but there is no brutal forrrrrrr- and he's not listening"

Hector gets the hardest dodgeball to the face totally knocking him down

Paris is laughing his ass off like an ass until Diomedes lightly throws a ball at him and Paris panics and flinches like he's the bitch who's about to be slapped

Hector is lying down in pain and disappointment "you weakling-" as he feels to make sure he didn't lose any teeth-

Chiron is sighing as Aries is screaming for a fight- "Achilles you can go check up on him if you want" Chiron knows he shouldn't be surprised but still- Child- Chill

So Achilles goes to visit his boo-

Hector sits the rest of the game out

The game goes on and Achilles' team is losing and Diomedes just got out and is like "gdi"-Only Odysseus left-

Just now putting his phone away

Cracks his knuckles and gets all badass "Ready to play children" and kicks all ass

I have a really random and unable to be explained love for Odysseus- Don't judge me-

Achilles has to be dragged to his next class by Briseis from Patroclus-

Achilles has the face of a kicked dog

7th period finally ends

Achilles is on his way to his Patty and Hector just wraps his arm around his neck in a weird side bro hug thing

Achilles face is squished and feirce

Hector's like "hi hello stop being pissed at me- It was an accident blah, blah, blah-" Odysseus sees a connection and takes a picture

Sends Patroclus a zoomed in picture of Achilles' face next to a picture of an also extremely pissed off individual who so happens to be a cat

With the text "I don't see a difference under it"

Patroclus laughs because his adorable ass boyfriend when pissed off looks extremely like a pissed off cat

Also ow because paIN

I apologize these suck- Just take it-