#ask incorrectcats

[incorrectcats]

𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐 𝖈𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖑𝖊𝖘 𝖇𝖚𝖗𝖓, 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖉𝖘 𝖆𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖓𝖊𝖉

Here’s everything you need to know about this blog:

Do not interact if you're a racist, sexist, anti-LGBTQ+, TERF or pro-ship/fantasy 

What you'll find here:

➣ At this point, this blog is nothing but my own emotional landfill and I'll post about whatever I'm currently obsessing with.

➣ Mostly Ghost and My Chemical Romance, but also books, writing and any form of media that occupies my mind. Expect me rambling about it. Yapping, even :)

➣ I am a Copia lover first, human second.

➣ I'm okay with receiving asks, so feel free to do so here: enter the confessional.

➣ I don't believe in sideblogs, so I'll repost unrelated thing here too.

➣ Some personal stuff and random shitpost (sometimes it can get political too).

➣ Sometimes I can post or rb slightly suggestive content, and maybe (rarely) NSFW stuff.

➣ I'm an adult in my mid-20s and I don't feel comfortable interacting with minors.

Some other info you may or may not need: my preferred pronouns are she/her, English is not my first language and I live in Europe (CET timezone).

*This post might change with time if I realise that I need to add something*

⛧ 𝕴𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖍𝖔𝖚𝖘𝖊 𝖜𝖊 𝖕𝖗𝖆𝖎𝖘𝖊 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖀𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕮𝖑𝖊𝖗𝖌𝖞 𝖔𝖋 𝕲𝖍𝖔𝖘𝖙 ⛧

[theimpossiblescheme]

📁📁📁📁📁📁📁📁

Grizabella liked to sleep on top of the statues in Trafalgar Square.

Plato and Skimble both hold the record for “most close encounters with foods cats really aren’t supposed to eat.”

Etcetera’s favorite human food is pancakes.

Cassandra has one Pollicle friend, a pitbull named Danny.

Jenyanydots and Jellylorum are the best card sharps in the Tribe--pick a game, any game, and you will lose against them.

Both Mistoffelees and Electra sleep with their eyes open.

Mungojerrie snores like a train.  You can hear him halfway across the Junkyard.

Demeter likes to watch people paint.  It’s relaxing for her.

[magical-marvelous-mistoffelees]

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Ily 🥺👉👈

Each Jellicle has “nine lives”, or the chance to be reborn 8 different times.

Old Doot is on his last life, as in he’s been reborn 8 times sequentially already.

Jemima has the spirit of last year’s Jellicle Choice, and Mistoffelees was reborn the year before that.

[therum-tum-misto]

Orange (but I'd fight you in a loving way, don't worry), yellow and magenta ✨😊

❤💕💖💞💕❤💖💕❤💕💖❤💞💕❤💖

I would happily go to Wendy's with you❤❤❤

[chunkecheeks]

The whole HC of Munk is going to inherit Old D's positions and Jemima is next in line feels kinda boring (although I don't dislike it completely, I just feel that it's just... Meh. Pretty basic?)

strongly agree | agree | neutral | disagree | strongly disagree

i don’t really feel like it’s basic i think it’s just... common, like it’s just a common headcanon 

i don’t really think that it’s boring like i think there’s a tendency to think common headcanons are boring bc they’re common but i don’t think there’s anything wrong with them at all. That being said it’s nice to see different interpretations and i think they’re all good 

[rosestarchild]

As you've been already asked Bomba and Griz, may I add Munkustrap and/or Tugger? 🙈

munkustrap

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

tugger

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

it's a positive "ugh" okay?? 😅

[stawbebbiess]

Tuggoffelees, Demebombastrap, Tuggalurina, Munkojerrie, Cassomile, Casslonzo

Tuggoffelees - oh LORD i had to pick from my playlist which was very difficult, but I settled on Everything (Michael Buble)

Demebombastrap - Dancing in the Moonlight (King Harvest)!!!! This one was also hard, it being my second favorite ship

Tuggalurina - Sugar (Maroon 5)

Munkojerrie - You May Be Right (Billy Joel)

Cassomile - Vanilla Twilight (Owl City)

Casslonzo - Slow Dancing in a Burning Room (John Mayer)

[thedevilsruby]

Blue!

KYAAAAHH HELLO, MY DEAREST @incorrectcats!! ❤ 

Blue: what do you do when you’re sad? I usually listen to music and try to be by myself if my boyfriend or best friends aren't available to talk. Or I write to distract myself. 

What are some things you do when you can’t sleep? I think about stories I want to write or come up for plots for a prompt. It usually relaxes me and I fall asleep.

What was the best (non-romantic) night you’ve had? Usually, my best nights involve me talking to my long distance best friend (let's call him Phantos)!

What kind of covers do you have on your bed? I have three blankets (a pink and gold one, one with my real name on it and a red plaid one I got from my mom for Christmas).

Who is the last person you told a secret to? Phantos, I tell him everything lmao.

Thank you for asking, my dear!! I had fun!

[dinahashley]

Thanks for giving us the content we deserve wow

yw these queens deserve love 

[devizakura]

Did u do Jerrie already for the ship ask game? I’m obliged to ask under my Jerrie Simp Contract 😔

Haha, I got u bro

OTP: same as with Rumple, I don't think I have a ship I feel super strongly about (apart from @incorrectcats 's oc x canon ship, Karrie) so this is more about ships I very much like rather than my definition of OTP (being obsessed, often to the point of wanting it canon, but not equal to just acknowledging that a ship IS canon - rather, loving it so much to want it canon even if it wasn't) - see the Teazer ask for my explanation for Mungoteazer. I also find Tuggerjerrie pretty appealing - it goes hard on the "two idiots" trope and I love that, tho I feel I might love the trope more than the ship specifically. Also, Coricojerrie seems really fun, it works nicely if Cori is depicted as a little odd! But I don't think about it much.

Brotp: aside from Mungoteazer again (they're great as friends or as a couple, I vibe with them as anything except related) give him a himbo and I'll love it. Tugger, Tumble, Pounce, Plato - it literally always works.

Mehtp: Munkujerrie, I guess. It doesn't cause any sort of negative response in me AT ALL, it's just that despite loving the trope of "serious guy meets troublemaker", Munk's fatherly nature makes me see it as more of that kind of relationship even tho I see Jerrie as grown.

NOTP: I don't recall there being one, really.

Rarepair: Man, it's really hard to think of what rarepairs are in Cats context, really XD Taking it to mean a ship not many people ship, I once again don't think I have one

[junkyard-gifs]

Bows in Madrid 2004. Plato, Victoria, and... Alonzo???

A transition from ‘aw, Plato’s still shy, that’s cute’, through ‘silly boy, he’s jealous of Alonzo, he doesn’t have to - wait, what?’ to ‘okay, well, Victoria’s just too precious and deserves whatever she wants’.

@ask-victoria-jellicle @ask-theharlequinbrawn @ask-easygoing-plato @incorrectcats

@platothefluffbutt - tagging you just because Plato is cute, in case you want to save any of the first few gifs, and not for the pairings.

[incorrectcats]

Do you like musicals? If no, pls elaborate. If yes, which ones do you enjoy the most.

I love musicals, I'm kind of a musical nerd. In fact, the reason whi I'm incorrectcats is because this used to be a Cats (the musical) incorrect quotes account. I know, surprise surprise.

Anyways, I like most of Andrew Lloyd Webber's stuff (Cats, Phantom of the Opera, Jesus Christ Superstar...) but I also love love *love* LesMis, Hamilton, SIX, Moulin Rouge, Little Shop of Horrors, Rocky Horror, Something Rotten... And many more! Thanks for asking, super kind of you.

[white-cat-of-doom]

I feel the need to tell everyone about my headcannons regarding Coricopat and Tantomile, and how I do not believe that either of one truly exist, at least in a physical manifestation that a human would see as a normal cat. (This post inspired to written by @incorrectcats, @therum-tum-misto, and @magical-marvelous-mistoffelees, please let me know if you want me to remove tagging you).

The basis for this is that I see both of them as a spiritual representation of The Everlasting Cat outside of the Heaviside Layer. They are not actually two separate Cats, but rather a manifestation presented that way. The Jellicles see them as if they were any other Cats in the tribe separately, and are physically present in their eyes, however they appear slightly different to each Cat, as to not show that they have no end of life. To put this another way, the Coricopat and Tantomile seen by someone young like Victoria will be presented differently than to someone like Jellylorum, as to not show that they are in a way immortal beings. Their visualizations would age according to the respective age of the individual Cat, but neither of them would ever pass away before the individual Cat who sees them. A caveat to this is that some Cats would develop or otherwise obtain the realization that Coricopat and Tantomile are manifestations of The Everlasting Cat. Old Deuteronomy understands that they are The Everlasting Cat, due to his advanced age and the fact he is the Jellicle Leader, given the ability to make the Jellicle Choice. Jemima would develop the realization as she becomes older, as I see her as chosen to be partially entwined with The Heaviside Layer by The Everlasting Cat, but in her presented young age she would not have this information. Any Cats asking them questions would be given sage advice, and they are present to help guide any Cat through their respective life. Each response would be tailored to the respective Cat asking. Although they have the ability to see partially into the future, they cannot interfere with the direction of a Cats life, or fully interpret the visions they see.

They would appear to humans as a set of cat eyes reflecting momentarily back in the dark, or the quick blur of something that runs past; a form of something that seems like it is there, but there no proof or capture of the intrinsic reality of them actually being present. They manifest as a form of energy. When an owner sees their cat staring into the void, with seemingly nothing present, they are interacting with Coricopat and Tantomile, and by extension The Everlasting Cat. (In the typical production of Cats, they allow themselves to be seen by humans.)

Although they are manifestations of The Everlasting Cat, they are still cats after all, and are allowed to interact in less serious ways with the others. I see Coricopat as representing the social playfulness and wide-eyed wonder and curiousity found in all cats, while Tantomile represents the independent, serious, and judging side of cats. At points these representations are combined to show the strong emotional side of cats, such as confronting Grizabella, while at others times they share one braincell between them, such as dancing along with Tugger at the end of his song.

They are the spiritual protectors of all Cats and the bridge between the physical world and the Heaviside Layer. They are serious, stone faced Cats judging you in the background. They are the fun Cats, having the time of their infinite lives, without a care in the world at the forefront. They truly are not present in a physical plane of existence. They are The Everlasting Cat. They are Coricopat and Tantomile.

[therum-tum-misto]

Tugger, Munk and Cassandra for the ask!

Eeeeeeee thank you!!! I love all of them let's go

1. Sexuality headcanon

2. OTP

3. BROTP

4. NOTP

5. First headcanon that pops into my head

6. Favorite line from this character

7. One way in which I relate to this character

8. Thing about this character that gives me secondhand embarrassment

9. Cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

TUGGER

1. So, so very gay. He will kiss a girl for comedic purposes but that's about it.

2. Tuggoffelees!

3. Tugger and Munk, Tugger and Demeter, Tugger and Teazer. Tugger and Bomba as well, but that feels Very obvious to me so I focus on other friendships of his in my thoughts and work.

4. Tugger/Bomba. No. Absolutely not. Turns my stomach. Also obviously any gross shit.

5. Since the kittens already love Tugger he gets kittensitting duty A Lot. He doesn't mind it, they're adorable and he gets to teach them life lessons parents want to believe they don'tneed to learn (how to stay safe while being irresponsible).

6. "His numerous progeny prospers and thrives, and the village is proud of him in his decline." He sings it with so much love!!!!!

7. I too am an attention whore, and I am not straight (nor cis which Tugger is not either fucking fight me)

8. It's like... third hand embarrassment but... Etcetera. She probably makes him hard to take seriously sometimes.

9. Cinnamon roll. I love my boy and he has done nothing wrong ever in his life.

MUNK

that guy is getting a lot of sex

1. Bi. (Or pan I guess take your pick. Toms, queens, and anything in between.) (This also feels like a good place to point out I default to Trans Woman Munk because I love her very much and she deserves the world! I get that's not a wavelength most people are on tho)

2. Demebombastrap. Also a sucker for Munk/a well deserved day of rest.

3. Munk and Tugger, Munk and Misto, and Munk and Jenny!

4. Don't really have any, besides the obvious "anything incest-y or with a gross age gap". Idk I saw a Munk/Teazer thing once and I have to say I am not about that.

5. Resents Grizabella more for leaving Tugger than for leaving him, since by the time she was gone he could feed himself and communicate and had other trusted adults, whereas Tugger was a newborn. Munk still really misses her and wouldn't be so angry if she hadn't left one of her kittens basically for dead.

6. "Are you blind when you're born?" It's a very striking opening to the show, it hooks the audience in very well.

7. I love my family so so much (both my biological family and the family I've chosen) and I would do anything for them

8. The Pekes and the Pollicles. 😬

9. Cinnamon roll. I feel no need to explain this it's MUNKUSTRAP.

CASSANDRA

1. Bi. (Again, or pan)

2. Hhhh I don't really put much into shipping her. She and Alonzo are cute though!

3. Cass, Cori, and Tanto. Creepy Cat Club rights. They like to stare at people all together and unnerve them.

4. Again, I don't really think about her relationships one way or the other... Cass/Tugger I guess, I've seen some of that and it's really not up my alley, for a number of reasons.

5. She can be pretty blunt but barring Old D she gives some of the best advice in the Junkyard, since she's very levelheaded. She hears and helps solve a lot of problems. But it's kind of her thing, she enjoys it.

6. "Where you there when the pharaohs commissioned The Sphynx?" But there's one recording (obc I'm pretty sure) where she says it like "phay-row" and no lie I kinda love that

7. Sleek brown hair I guess. (I kinda don't lmao that's why she gets so little of my attention I'm sorry Cass I love you)

8. Nothing she has her shit together.

9. I'd say neither. She's not problematic, but there's nothing cinnamon roll-y about her.

But since I have so little to say about her I Will say- I have a friend named Cassandra so that makes thinking/writing about her a bit weird... it always feels a bit like I'm talking about my friend. that's why I call her Cass, it's a nickname I've never used for that friend!

These are a LOT of fun thank you!!!!

[rosestarchild]

Bombalurina, Grizabella and Victoria!

victoria

who? | only know their name | loathe | ugh | overrated | indifferent | dead | alive | just okay | cute | badass | my baby | hot | want to marry | favorite

baby girl 🥺

[stawbebbiess]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING 🌟🎉💜💜💜💜

THANK YOU SO MUCH LIS I LOVE YOU!!! ❤️🌈💕🌈❤️💕