#astral grennwolf

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Ek’lips: If we wanted you dead, you’d be dead.

Astral: You killed me two days ago.

Ek’lips: Exactly :)

Astral: …

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Astral and Michael: *arguing and screaming*

The ISCID agents inside the protection rune: ._.

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Drunk Julia at 21 Years Shenanigan Party

Julia: *slamming down bottle of vodka/startling Deacon* THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT ! ENOUGH is ENOUGH

Deacon:

Julia: I'm gonna fight ALL tall people and I'm gonna WIN *spots Rettek leaning against the pool table in the rec center* HEY! PAEWAI! YOU MOTHER FUCKER, GET OVER HERE AND TAKE IT LIKE A MAN

Astral: Oh shit Ret, I think you're being propositioned

Rettek: *stomps on Astral’s foot*

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Astral: How many Julias does it take to change a lightbulb?

Katie: Just one. The real question is: How many ladders does she need?

Julia: [offended noises]

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Julia: Synonyms are weird because if I invite you to my cottage it sounds nice and cozy but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re gonna die

Katie: my favorite is explaining the difference between butt dial and booty call

Michael: it’s called connotations

Astral: Try this one on for size. Forgive me father for I have sinned. Verses. Sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty

Azaria: Great news! Language is now banned!

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Azaria: we are gathered here tonight to celebrate the tovoco council.

Azaria:*raises her glass to the he’si* the living.

Azaria:*raises her glass to the window and gestures outside to the glaring tovoco* the dead.

Azaria:*raises her glass to Astral* and the undecided.

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Astral: The best thing about being near immortal is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching my friends die inside.

Astral: For example: I went over to Michelle the other day and said "Man, is that the bae or what?" And the look in her eye is something I will cherish forever.

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Astral who grew up on Earth: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Lily who also grew up on Earth: But are you shuffling?

Astral: Everyday.

Michael who is half fucking alien: What language are you two speaking??