#atm; thor

[phoenixmuses]

What’s their posture like when they walk? Are they a slow, fast, or moderate walker? (about Thor)

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I love this for Thor, honestly, so thank you Ghosts 😂💜

Thor is a moderate walker unless he has somewhere he needs to be. He's the kind of guy that isn't exactly leisurely, but he's not going to speed run through New York or Asgard, either (Thor the Hedgehog is all I'm seeing now, thank you brain).

I see Thor having a confident kind of swagger; he's secure in himself and, depending on who they are, he makes others around him either (unintentionally) incredibly annoyed with this or feel safe and confident in general/with themselves. He's a prince of Asgard and carries himself with his head held high, but he doesn't forget to lift others up along the way, too. His posture signals his easygoing yet strong character, the leadership he has, and the fearlessness of his warrior spirit.

[erinwantstowrite]

Wait did Loki already know about Dick and Jason and all that because he did research /before/ Peter got sent there on not just he was there without telling Peter? And that's why he ended up in that universe specifically cuz he had family there? Or I did I misread something?

oh no Loki is fully lying out of his ass right now. but really he's not lying, it's more like he's not telling the full truth ? idk how much I can really tell you guys cuz I don't want to spoil it... alright, so i can't tell y'all what he was doing specifically but i can tell y'all his general plan and some character insight

i'm feeling in a slightly spoilery mood so!!! if you don't want to know anything about what Loki is up to, don't continue reading! but be aware that at this point in time, there are some things that we just won't know about Loki in the fic itself that i'll talk about here!

before all of this he had absolutely no intentions of teaming up with Peter, he was just exploiting a weakness and trying to get Peter out of the way (this is the same as to what he did with Thor). he knows that Tony would be distracted, and in their efforts to find Peter they would probably be stressed out and their forces would thin because finding usually involves splitting up. they would also have to deal with Mysterio and Ohnn (....and a secret third character 👀). it would give him plenty of opportunity to go in and try and pick them off one by one. except it's not working on the Avengers side. we'll get more to this later 😁

after his first meeting with Peter, Loki figured that Peter would probably be a good place to get some intel if he needed it, because Peter trusted him and was not aware about Loki and his past with the Avengers (or at least not fully aware). the more that he learned about the Bats and Peter's relation to them, as well as learning about Peter, the more he figured it wouldn't hurt to have Peter on his side. he thought that he could twist Peter into believing the Avengers weren't coming. his plans have been shifting around, meeting his needs since the beginning. he's been standing off to the side and pushing the characters around trying to figure out what they will and won't do, like he's observing a game and they have no idea he's moving pieces around when they weren't looking.

however this plan was going to take a lot more time... and Klarion summoning Thor ruined it completely. he had to speed up the process and make his offer quite literally months before he thought he would. so in a way, we can thank Klarion for derailing Loki's plot

Loki had no idea what would happen when he directed Ohnn and Mysterio towards Peter. he knew that Ohnn had been traveling between worlds for a couple of months, but he had no idea if Peter would even survive going to this other universe. he also had no idea about Peter's relation to the Bats until he started digging around for his new plan (Plan: Exploit Peter's Love for his Parents). the thing is, is that his plan would have failed no matter what, because Loki failed to see that Peter's adopted family cares deeply about him, and this bond means just as much as any blood ties he could have. his own insecurities about his standing within his own family got to him. when he was digging around in Peter's life he saw that Peter's foster experience had failed. and he might, maybe, just a little bit... feel bad that the family that was going to adopt Peter were killed because of what happened in the Battle of New York.

so: while he has been very intentionally manipulating Peter... he was thinking of Peter's best interest after a certain point. instead of him not caring what happened to him as long as he was out of the way, Loki did start preparing to make sure that Peter could stay in this world and that he would be taken care of. because i don't believe Loki is an evil person, and even now he's just a little silly. he might have been a little bit crazy with Thor, but to be fair, every other time Loki had a plan and he wasn't crazy enough, Thor came out of it. I feel like they have different standards than what we would as humans. because if you have a sibling then I feel like you'll understand me here... me and my brother used to fight a lot and while we never actually chased each other with knives, we did chase each other with other weapons (whatever wouldn't actually kill but was within our reach) and I think this is their version of that. like me and my brother are super close now but when we were kids we tried to kill each other a lot lmfao. so Thor will probably forgive Loki because that's his brother. (and I'm pretty sure that Loki was under some form of manipulation by Thanos during the Battle of Manhattan/New York??? correct me if I'm wrong, but if that's the case Peter would eventually see that Loki isn't an evil person.) Loki is very chaotic neutral in my eyes, leaning towards evil or good depending on the day. so he's gonna get his ass kicked for trying to take over the world, but like, that's just his enrichment... you gotta let him try every few months/once a year or you're not doing enough to entertain and care for your sneaky God Alien Guy

[asgardianhammer]

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I am very tempted to put together a "He Was Born When" post, with birthdates of actors that made me go *head in hands* (like Ryan being born 23.12.2002....), but I don't want to impose that existential crisis on more people lol

[achashaaaa]

Cullen and Swede are my only pillar of sanity rn

[uniiiqueart]

some frames for a WIP.... because sometimes you just want to animate

[magnusmodig]

once upon a time . . .

there was a man named DONALD BLAKE .

𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 — 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐢. / LEAVE A ❤ TO PLOT !

Dr. Donald Blake works at the Quiescent Medical Center. He's been steady there as an M.D. (a surgeon.) ever since completing residency. He lives in one of the apartment buildings in the city.

He's well beloved by his patients, neighbors, and work friends, but anyone who works with him or has tried to be his friend will always warn you about him before hand . he means well ... but that man's got his head in the clouds when he's not working .

He's not typically well known for being a good friend (he flakes a lot) but most people don't hold that against him. (Unless you're his ex.)

Blake has a volunteer position at the Observatory. Blake is obsessed with space. He wants to see the stars. And he is CONVINCED that aliens are real, and there are more worlds out there — maybe far beyond anything Arcanus Isle has ever seen!

Blake rarely mentions it unless he sees an opportunity to get someone to take him seriously. However, once he has, his passion for this theory shines through. He's currently working on a contacting aliens, and creating an einstein-rosen bridge. He's INCREDIBLY knowledgeable on the topic, though he never seems to remember the book he read recently about it.

He's a cripple, and assists his walking with a cane. Makes it hard for him to physically help people out that way but he'll try anyways !!!

𝐢𝐦𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲… 𝐢𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞

Donald Blake's obsession with space and other worlds typically leaves him isolated. With enough time on his own... it becomes easier and easier to connect the dots , and the picture that it paints is not a pretty one.

i don't remember my parents . i don't remember my childhood . i have no idea what elementary school i went to , or who my best friend was . 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 . there's something very wrong with my life ! . . . 𝐢'𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐢'𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥 .

[tyrannuspitch]

been thinking about worldbuilding and. oh my god guys. i know it's a throwaway joss whedon line, but even so... i think bilgesnipe might be jotun wildlife, not asgardian.

what do we know about bilgesnipe?

they have an insulting-sounding name, which at first glance inspection doesn't make much sense. normally, a "snipe" is a small game bird. this could just be a sort of joke, like a tall man nicknamed "tiny", but it could also imply that asgardians see these creatures primarily as things to shoot at. (fun fact: the word "sniper" actually comes from the amount of skill it takes to shoot snipe! bilgesnipe definitely aren't small targets, but they might still be hard to take down.)

meanwhile, "bilge" means the bottom of a ship, and the water that gathers inside it. this might imply that these creature live somewhere dirty... or that they tend to try to sink ships? (let's also remember that asgardian ships often travel the air, not the sea.)

thor summarises bilgesnipe as: "huge, scaly, big antlers". this doesn't precisely match the jotun creature we see in t1 (which i've taken to calling a dragon, for lack of other terms), but it's close. that creature is the size of a whale, with hairless, leathery blue skin and spines down its back - which could easily lead to the misconception that it was scaly. between this creature and the jotuns themselves, massive size and tough skin seem like they might be typical traits of species from jotunheim.

thor calls bilgesnipe destructive and repulsive, and uses them as an example of "uncivilised" behaviour. this reflects asgardian attitudes towards the jotun people, but it's an unusual level of animosity to hold towards an animal - especially considering that aggressive megafauna, even "exotic" ones, are often valorised by hyper-military cultures (all those european coats of arms with lions and tigers...), unless they're frequently in direct opposition.

so what is this opposition? IRL the mediaeval norse has an ambivalent relationship to wolves, because wolves preyed on their livestock. but bilgesnipes have antlers, which, at least on earth, are a herbivore trait. deer/etc can be aggressive when competing for mates or defending their young, but the danger is simple enough to avoid if you just stay out of their way. they're rarely seen as monsters for it...

but large herbivores are very often domesticated as beasts of burden - horses, donkeys, llamas, camels, elephants, and in the arctic, reindeer. and, depending on social context and the hardiness of the animals themselves, some of these beasts of burden go on to be used in warfare.

we already know that jotuns have domesticated large carnivores for military use (or maybe, originally, hunting) - specifically, they run down enemy foot-soldiers like prey on command. it's not a stretch to say there might be other species jotuns use for other military purposes.

SO. specifically. i think bilgesnipe could be giant jotun war-deer, trained to rake and crash low-flying enemy ships ("bilge"-snipe), and to stampede enemy armies ("destroy everything in their path".)

of course, the phrase (idiom?) "battling like bilgesnipe" itself could very easily refer to some natural phenomenon like rutting stags, as a metaphor for hypermasculine competitiveness, rather than anything about the animals in a real military context... but the way thor describes these creatures and the extreme negative attitude he takes to them still feel like something more to me. (and it's just more fun that way.)

(and finally, since it didn't flow above: thor assumes that midgard has, or at least knows about, bilgesnipe. and yes, this could be read as implying they're a completely everyday animal to thor, and therefore asgardian - but i would argue it could also go the other way: they're an exotic-but-familiar creature to him, like lions to a european, and he's carelessly conflating his "lesser realms", like a european thinking lions live in "the jungle".)

[uniiiquehecrt]

It's already hard enough for people to take Th.or seriously, much less TDW... and then they go ahead and make fun of possibly the most emotional scene in the whole film??? really??? 🙄

I get that nothing in de.adp.//ool is really supposed to be taken seriously but even still. 😒

[snickersnackety]

Fun fact the days of the week in Dutch are zontag (sun day), maandag (moon day), dinsdag, woensdag, donderdag (thunder day), vrijdag (V makes the F sound! and ij just makes an i/y sound.), and zaterdag

Rabbits by a Tree Stump (1902).

September calendar page by Theodorus van Hoytema (Dutch, 1863–1917).

Image and text courtesy MFA Boston.

[phoenixmuses]

We're getting goofy with this, but which of your muses would be most likely to fall for the updog joke?

Hello Anon, thanks for the ask! 💜 I love the silly asks C:

Okay, so I've never watched The Office (please nobody riot, I'm doing my best here 😭), but I assume this is what you're talking about.

If I had to choose a few muses I think would fall for that, I would have to say it would be Loki, Thor, Steve, Charlie, Draco, Harry, Luna, and Valerie.

Loki and Thor

Loki and Thor would probably be so confused by it at first 😂😭 Thor would probably take it in stride once someone explained the joke to him, whereas Loki I could see pouting just a little (since "he's supposed to be the prank and mischief person 😤") and still being like ??? I could see Thor running around and telling the joke to Lady Sif and the Warriors Three, having to explain it (although he doesn't mind, he's probably excited to teach them something new), and so on. Loki's so done with him by the end of it, hearing the 'updog joke' a billion times by the end of the week.

Steve Harrington

He's a little... slow to catch on at times. I don't necessarily want to call him a 'himbo', but even Dustin has to correct him several times 😂😭 I don't think Steve would get it at first until he sat with it for a second to process, in which case, he'd probably laugh a bit and roll his eyes. Steve probably thinks the joke is dumb, but he's not opposed to using it on Dustin (who probably playfully ribs him about his sense of humor). He definitely wouldn't let Nancy or anyone he was romantically interested in hear him tell the joke (and would probably secretly die of embarrassment if they did).

Charlie Bradbury

Honestly, Charlie probably loves jokes like this; don't get me wrong, she would get annoyed having to hear the material used repeatedly, but she would probably store it and occasionally use it to break the ice (I imagine her using it on Castiel and he just *squints, tilts head ???*).

Draco Malfoy

Much like Loki and Thor, he's raised to be a little more proper (I use that term loosely, but basically, he was raised as an aristocrat, so he doesn't use as much slang and things of that nature). To be honest, this joke is probably wasted on Draco (he would probably be more annoyed that you wasted his time with something he would consider dumb, although he would probably fall for it).

Harry Potter

The twins would likely pull this joke on Harry at some point. Considering half of his life was a lie and the other half he had to relearn because he didn't know that part of him existed (in this case, the Wizarding World), Harry would probably likely think he missed something in his studies at first. At least until the twins are howling with laughter, anyway.

Luna Lovegood

This girl would probably politely listen to your joke, give a soft giggle, and then proceed to tell you about some creatures that actually used to be called Updog (or something similar). 😂😭 Luna would probably think it's funny to listen to you tell the joke to others, too (and honestly, I think she might dissociate just a little when she's heard the joke a few too many times, letting her mind wander off to whatever creature she's interested in at the time).

Valerie Moore

She's curious about the world and there are always new things, so she would probably fall for this joke, thinking it was something she hadn't heard about yet. It would take her a few seconds or so to process it, then she would probably laugh it off and think it was silly. Much like Luna, she would probably zone it out after a few times of hearing it. Depending on her mood, she might try the joke out on a few people (particularly Eddie Munson and Steve Harrington).

[vbecker10]

The Brother Tax

Pairing: Loki x female reader (Y/N)

Summary: You find out Loki has an interesting way of getting cash.

A/N: I've had this idea in my head for a little while and one of my friends from work finally convinced me to write it. (Love you!) This is silly and I know the first bit doesn't have Loki but just wait for it. I hope you all enjoy it! 💚

Bucky opens the door to the bank and holds it open for Steve and Thor. "Just admit you lost the money," Bucky rolls his eyes.

"I didn't lose it," Thor says defensively. "I swear I had a hundred dollars this morning." He walks over to the ATM and opens his empty wallet.

"Sure," Steve laughs as he stands next to Bucky across from the ATM. "It just vanished into thin air."

Thor sighs and puts his card in the machine, "I don't know where it went but I didn't lose it. Why would I lie about that?"

"So you don't have to pay me for losing the bet," Steve suggests.

Thor shakes his head as five crisp 20 dollar bills pop out of the ATM. He reaches for them but the second his fingers touch the bills, they vanish instantly. "What the-?" he asks, furrowing his brow in confusion.

"What?" Bucky stands up straight from the wall he was leaning on.

"It's gone," Thor looks over at his friends. "The money just... disappeared."

"Seriously?" Steve folds his arms across his chest in disbelief. "Look, if you don't have the money, it's fine. We'll find a different way for you to work off the bet."

"I have money," Thor says, his annoyance growing. "This is ridiculous," Thor mumbles as he shakes his head, turning back to the ATM. The God of Thunder presses a few more buttons slowly and another stack of 20 dollar bills comes out. With a deep breath, he touches the money lightly but again the cash vanishes instantly as Steve and Bucky lean closer to watch. Thor swears loudly in Asgardian, causing the two super soldiers to take a step back in surprise.

Bucky laughs, "Well that's a problem."

Thor angrily presses the buttons on the ATM again and takes a step away when the money comes out. "Steve can you...?" he asks, trying to contain his frustration.

"Yeah, I've got it," Steve steps up to the machine and easily takes the bills. Counting out the sixty Thor owes him, he hands the reaming money over.

Thor holds out his hand and as soon as the bills are placed in his palm, they vanish.

"Loki!" he yells as he slams the door to the bank opens and storms out followed closely by Bucky who can barely contain his laughter and Steve as he puts his winnings into his wallet.

As you lay on the couch with your head on Loki's lap a small green glow catches your attention. You look away from the TV, your focus moving towards the end table where Loki keeps his wallet and keys. A few moments later you see the green glow again and sit up, staring at his wallet curiously.

"What's wrong darling?" he asks.

"Your wallet is... glowing," you tell him.

He chuckles as it glows a third time. "Oh, that's the brother tax," he says with a smile that you know means trouble.

"The what?" you raise an eyebrow.

"Thor was being rather annoying yesterday so I decided to try out a new spell," he explains. "Any time he comes in contact with cash, it will appear in my wallet."

You giggle, "Loki, that's mean!"

He smirks, "You didn't seem to mind when I bought you those flowers and that little green bear."

"You bought those with Thor's money?" you look over at the cute, stuffed bear sitting on the armchair in the corner then back up at Loki.

"It's my money now," he corrects you gently.

"Mmhmm," you hum in response. "You tell Thor that when he figures out what's happening."

"It'll take that oaf a week to figure it out," Loki insists.

You lay back down on his lap and Loki leans down to kiss your lips lightly. He sits back again and runs his fingers through your hair as you both continue to watch the movie.

(Twenty minutes later)

"Loki!" Thor shouts from the hallway as he knocks heavily on the door.

"A week huh?" you ask, sitting up.

"It seems I might have underestimated him a little bit," Loki admits with a shrug.

"So... what's the plan now?" you wonder as Thor knocks again.

Loki chuckles, "I honestly hadn't thought this far ahead but I suggest we don't open the door for the time being."

You laugh and turn the TV up a bit louder as you lay back down. "What am I going to do with you, Mischief?"

He kisses your forehead, "Love me?"

"I guess I can do that," you smile up at him then focus on the movie once again as Thor's knocks become fainter.

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[asgardianhammer]

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mjolnir ( ancient / evolved ): be smart master.... and behave...

stormbreaker ( young / beserker energy ) : YOLO!

[ganondoodle]

can you tell us more ab shargon’s kids?? :0

(sorry for the ... very rough sketch and probably unreadable text, struggeling alot with art atm ... still ..)

Thank you for asking!

Shargon has two young children, Jyothi and Tyura (forgive the weird names, made them when i was young and they are too ingrained now to change ..)

(Shargon is a single parent; demons do not have a gender/only one, all of them have the ability to bear children with an organ that sits right beneath the demonic heart, they also do not need a partner, they can just decide to have a child and trigger the process- while carrying they cannot shapeshift since an unborn demon cannot go along with that- genetics are usually not a problem since demons generally draw from a huge gene pool dating back eons; if they have a partner they will have to exchange some heartblood for the child to be a mix of both; growing a child is very energy draining and when carrying its not unusual for a demon to resort to consuming food, which they typically dont need to do; maintaining a certain energy level is very important since otherwise the risk of deformities in the child increases alot; a newborn demon (birth occurs through the mouth) has a few baby teeth with which to bite its parent/caretaker and feed on their demonic blood, it is not a requirement but many do since it accelerates their growth and can even out energy imbalances)

Jyothi, comparable to a 13 year old human, is a rather healthy young demon with alot of skill using elemental magic (wind in her case), which is why shes being taught by Lord Eadrya; Eadrya wants Shargon dead and regularly attacks him and although both of his children inherited his unnatural and hated/feared eye color, Jyothi stood up to Eadrya not knowing who they were at the time (and thus not their status and reputation) since Shargon lives extremely isolated- and even challenged them to a fight showing so much character and skill that Eadrya saw past her heritage and offered to teach her

The two get along well and she often sneaks away to find them bc she is so eager to learn and spend time with such a powerful and careless demon that everyone respects ... unlike her parent, who is weak, riddled with anxiety and hated by everyone, she still loves him of course, but the more time she spends away the more she adopts the way the other demons think and speak of Shargon

Shargon hates that she goes to them so much, mostly bc he is afraid they, and especially Eadrya, will hurt her or stop her from returning home, even with her special status bc of her talents, she still is his child after all; he does not and could not force her to not go though (a benefit is that she has been the only one besides Thor (Eadryas best friend) able to stop Eadrya from literally killing Shargon, as much as they are horrible to him, they do care alot for her)

(Jyothi has only started to grow her horns and her markings and colors will shift alot as she grows, as is typical for young demons)

Tyura, comparable to a 6 year old human, is much more like Shargon himself, very fearful and skitters away if theres anything they are unsure of, they are of the same elemental type as Shargon (lightning) but thus far has never used it beyond weak defensive shocks; they are also mute and have a deformed left hand likely bc Shargon was attacked and hunted for a long time while carrying them, thus not able to provide a stable energy level the other demons know of them but any attempt to get close to them has been prevented either by Shargon himself or .. Tyura fleeing and hiding (their body structure is also rather similar, the round shape is largely just fluffy feathers)

when Shargon is in the human world his children tend to stay with the only other demon he can trust (Ceryrion, an earth elemental and the chillest guy you can imagine), they dont like him much but love children and will happily go about their day while a little Tyura clings onto their back (though Tyura will absolutely dive back to Shargon whenever they notice his presence) both kids have been to the human world before but since it is very uncomfortable to be in as a demon he has only done so for them to meet Mori (Shargons human friend that lives .. illegally .. at the gates to the demon world) and avoided bringing them there otherwise

the time he is away has notably increased alot after accepting the deal with Zaphira (being her bodyguard .... 24 hours a day .. granted she did not know he had children, and also didnt know anything about demons but that she could use him to solve her problems)

here i go rambling again, i hope that gave you a bit of an idea of them ;O;

[whitoknighto]

Every loki avengers fic ever

"Oh no we have to deal with Loki, dammit!"

"Look his eyes are green now, in the recording they are blue"

"Loki's eyes were always the greenest green"

"I was actually tortured and mind controlled by thanos"

"Loki is not even adult, by Asgard standards, he is a teenager"

(Shocked faces 😱)

*bonding time*

"Thor, your oaf, stop eating pop tarts"

"Clint leave the vents"

"Loki stop stabbing"

"This is Peter parker"

*Peter is making 2016 vine references atm *

"My name now is Loki Friggason"

And they all lived happily ever after

(Except for me because I hated all of this)

(At some point of my life I ate this shit up lol)

[magnusmodig]

𝐒𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 a glittering gold star map , thor thumbed over the lines of orbital rotations of the galaxy , and found it difficult to concentrate. not because of the wine , but because of her.

jane foster .

would she not adore this place? would he not find her bounding around the premises with undisguised glee , absolutely dedicated to discovering its every nook and cranny? no doubt she would stare in wide-eyed wonder at the ceiling that glittered with hundreds of stars , or tip-toeing her way around the base of the giant telescope just to get a GLIMPSE of the notes sprawled within the offices there. she would be happy here. he could imagine it ever so clearly : the light in her eyes as bright , and as beautiful as a sun's rays at dawn. the smile that would paint her lips , the greatest gift of all . it would warm him simply to bask in such a sight — WERE HE ALLOWED ITS GRACE.

thor's brow furrowed slight. with a frown , he blinked and REDOUBLED HIS OWN EFFORTS , squinting at the names of this realm's five planets.

but it was . . . DIFFICULT . . . to escape the growing chill down his spine .

@diemon / get his ass