#avalanche: milo

[socialfakes]

linked below are all my social media au posts, listed alphabetically by person's name

Cale Makar caught in an avalanche [series masterlist] {coming soon}

Connor Bedard crossing enemy lines [series masterlist]

Jack Hughes the locked heart of a celebrini [series masterlist]

Joe Keery your hand fits in mine

Joseph Quinn lasting love

Luke Hughes the devils in the details [series masterlist]

Matt Sturniolo there for you [series masterlist]

Milo Manheim start to finish

Nico Hischier here for hischier [series masterlist] {coming soon}

Quinn Hughes not very fond we got over it this is forever in perfect harmony [series masterlist]

Ross Colton caught in an avalanche [series masterlist] {coming soon}

William Eklund swimming with sharks [series masterlist] 🆕

[montecristohq]

𝐎𝐂𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐄𝐑 𝟗𝐓𝐇 — �̸̐̓�̴̾̐�̵͒̄�̷̀̊'𝘴 𝘭𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘩

time was passing , that much was clear .

analog digits on screens of dying phones continued to change , and the light shifted - day to night - as it passed through layers of thick fog and mist . however , it also felt eerily still . two members of their party were now frozen in it ; internalized clocks brought to an eternal standstill . two bodies , joining a supposed third ; KODY SUZUKI-BRAUN and THOMAS ORTESKY .

KODY's body has been gently laid in a blanket of snow , cradled by hard earth , the lower half of her beginning to crystalize from the river water that had soaked into her clothes and skin . THOMAS's remains are at the bottom of the cliff , draped atop rock like a throw blanket on a scarlet stained sofa , eyes still half-opened and staring dully up at those who looked down at him .

all eight bodies ( or was it six ?? ) remain at the top of the tracks , with CAMILLE and THOMAS having already decided they were going to scale down the cliffside to get to where his body was . KINGSTON , MILO, and ISLA offer to accompany them .

finding a climbable wall down into the drop ; CAMILLE goes first , THOMAS trailing behind . their feet find branches , protruding rocks , and tangled roots sticking out from the cliffside , using them to climb down to the foot of the drop . KINGSTON follows next , MILO close behind , , , but when ISLA's foot goes to find purchase on a loose stone ; the cliff gives a harrowing shake and, suddenly , collapses .

an avalanche of dirt and earth come cascading down the cliffside , any reliable placement for stability vanishing beneath her . ISLA makes an attempt to leap back up towards the surface and misses , scrambling not to plummet down the thirty foot drop . it is REEVE who comes to her aid , managing to grab hold of her hand and heave her body back to safety just before she is hurled down to the jagged terrain beneath . CAMILLE , THOMAS , KINGSTON , and MILO are now trapped in the pit , , , with no way to get back up .

KODY , ELIZA , ISLA and REEVE are left atop the tracks , and the groups are once again separated from one another .

for now .

not far from where THOMAS's body is , there is what appears to be a entry point for one of the mine shafts . the group is familiar with the mines — or at least what the outside of them looks like , as they have seen entry points to them — scattered all around monte cristo . this had been a mining town at one point , after all .

the eight notice these mines may be the only way for them to reunite , given as climbing back up the cliffside is not an option . with both groups having carnage in tow , the snow thickening as it piled higher and higher atop the group , their options were very limited .

and for some of them , the clock was still ticking .

time to get things moving !! aren't we so excited to finally be going into the mines ?! we know we're excited .

following this plot drop , some muns will be receiving private messages where they need to make a decision . once those decisions are made , discord channels will be made for each respective group .

also ; we are encouraging members to keep replies to about one paragraph in order to keep the flow of this event going , as there are going to be a lot of moving parts :)

you are welcome to make perception roles , inquiries , or roll at any given time . if anyone wants to RESET THEIR SAVE ROLES , now is the time to do it !!

let us know if you have any questions x

[calliecat93]

Disney meme: 1, 2, and 16.

1. Favourite scene in a Princess movie?

Oh golly, that's a hard one. Especially since the Disney Princess films are my life. But as Mulan is my favorite film of all time, I'll go with her causing the avalanche and taking out the entire Hun army. Do I need to say why? That scene is freakin' perfection. From the build-up to the actual avalanche to managing to get in some amazing comedy with Ling, Yao, and Mushu. Such an amazing scene~

2. Favourite scene in a non Princess movie?

That's arguably even harder. Well... IDK if this is my outright favorite, but one of my favorite scenes is the climax of Atlantis: The Lost Empire where Milo frees Kida and she, enpowered by the crystal, re-activates Atlantis' protections to save it from the erupting volcano. It is such an amazing, well-animated scene that left me as in awe as Milo and friends did. Then the end when it's over, Kida floating into Milo's arms, and seeing the bracelet she lost along with her mother in her hands... beautiful. Absolutely beautiful.

16. Favourite non-human character?

Mushu. He has always been one of my favorite sidekicks and he's only gotten funnier to rewatch as I get older. He's a selfish jerk, no doubt about that. But he does clearly grow to care about Mulan and his humor really helps lighten things up. Plus, he proved to be useful, especially at the end when he helped Mulan against Shan-Yu. Seriously though, Mushu's scenes and lines are iconic.

[goalhofer]

2024-25 Syracuse Crunch famous relations

#14 Tristan Allard: Son of former Colorado Avalanche skills coach Shawn Allard. #22 Logan Brown: Son of former Ottawa 67's head coach/GM Jeff Brown. #25 Dylan Duke: Son of former South Carolina Stingrays D Steve Duke. #62 Jack Finley: Son of former Hannover Skorpione D Jeff Finley. #96 Chris Harpur: Brother of Hartford Wolf Pack D Ben Harpur. #44 Kale Kessy: Cousin of former olympic volleyball player Jen Kessy. #61 Milo Roelens: Brother of former Maine Mariners C Métis Roelens. #16 Steven Santini; Jr.: Grandson of New York Catholic High School Hockey League founder Bob Santini and son of former New York Apple Core owner Steve Santini. #56 Jesse Ylönen: Son of former Espoo Sininens C Juha Ylönen.

[connectionxterminated]

OKAY SO KPOP IDOL AU FOR SERA AND IT SOUNDS DUMB BUT WHATEVER

So, Shinra Inc is a scouting agency.

Three bands.

The Turks: Rufus, Tseng, Rude, Reno, Vincent, Cissnei, Reeve (Manager)

PROJECT S: Genesis, Angeal, Sephiroth, Zack, Cloud, Sera, Lazard (Manager)

AVALANCHE: Barret, Cid, Jessie, Wedge, Biggs, Tifa, Aerith

Will elaborate more tomorrow, feel free to fit Lock in wherever!

OH MY GOD REEVE AS THE MANAGER FOR THE TURKS???? I FUCKING LOVE THAT. ALSO, ITS JUST, PURELY GENIUS ALL TOGETHER. I FUCKING LOVE IT.

Consider:

Lock is kind of on her own and is one of the #1 leading Idols in the Idol industry.

The group is named: Spitfire

Spitfire consists of the lead which is Lock, the guitarist, Nox, the keyboardist, Nyxie, and the drummer, Milo, who in this case, is the youngest being 17. They don't have a manager as they tend to do things on their own. Lock is the Lead Singer and Electric Guitarist. They are very very very heavily based around the song

Idol from the opening of Oshi no Ko

Lock is probably the most known and popular in this group, she's very very well known, the group has been around for about 6 years now. They are pretty insanely popular and famous that privacy is almost impossible for Lock. She's in Hell.

[1892]

I suffer from extreme indecisiveness but i wanted to contribute to your quest for the best song So my first thought was moonlight mile by the stones or a whiter shade of pale but that might be too obvious?? So I’d say: And no more shall we part-Nick cave, lilac wine-Nina Simone, kozmic blues-Janis Joplin, short and sweet-Brittany Howard, and I can’t decide between avalanche / Joan of arc / is this what you wanted - Leonard cohen!! Sorry this is too much I know!!!

let me respond to each! sorry this one took me a minute to respond to bc i wanted to get to everything

the nick cave song: i like nick cave. i don't think any nick cave song has the possibility to be the BEST song, but this song is still a great pick lilac wine: we have strange fruit from the same album on the list already but this IS extremely correctt!!!!!!!!! kozmic blues: oh this is so real. idk about best song but this one is just phenomenal....i hadn't heard it in so long until listening it for this ask (i havent listened to janis in years) and what a nice song to be reminded of irt leonard cohen: hallelujah is on there so i'm gonna keep that as my leonard selection (i must keep milo doublism happy) but these are all excellent. joan of arc is one of my favorites of all time <333

MWAH thank u !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[systemadministratorclu]

A hoarde of angry grizzlies would not have been able to stand against Rourke now. He shuts out his pain and any fear or worry. And he lets his rage fill him up. Rage and anger and bloodlust, he welcomes all of it and channels it into the fight, swears and curses in English and Atlantean spewing from him as fists and feet fly. Even if William manages to land a hit, Rourke doesn't even feel it.

The Heart of Atlantis is helping him of course, which is why his eyes were glowing blue when he first approached and made his mocking introduction. It's helping him tune out pain and fear, while also protecting him from any strange abilities William's arm may have. Not that William has time to employ them if they exist. He barely has time to think. Rourke is merciless, and his fists are like boulders in an avalanche. He's showing the man what Milo had been through.....times a hundred.

The only mercy Rourke shows him is that of a quick death, as Atlantean warriors are taught this is the only honorable way to win a fight to the death. To make the loser suffer in death is seen as needlessly cruel and sadistic. As a Crystal Guardian, the highest, most elite (and thus most honorable) order of warriors, Rourke is neither. He stands back as William suddenly falls silent.....and then falls backward, Rourke's Atlantean dagger driven straight into his foe's heart.

Rourke has a few new cuts and scrapes, and his bullet wound, but he's otherwise okay as he stands there and catches his breath before retrieving his weapon. He then looks around for the others, holding holding the bloodied weapon up when he finds them and solemnly declaring his victory in Atlantean, then in English.

Milo had been tensed up, even clinging to Helga throughout the fight., especially when the two fell silent. He only relaxed when he heard Rourke declare victory.

"Let's go home."

It's Milo outside, shivering and soaking wet, and looking absolutely miserable, like the whole world has taken turns kicking him, and then doing it againonce he's down. Like he might cry if he isn't already doing so. His glasses are set crooked, so he probably is barely able to see, and thus, he probably doesn't know where he is.

“Oh, my god, Milo!”

I sprint outside so quickly that I don’t even bother putting on my boots. All I’ve got in hand is an umbrella which I struggle to open as I shuffle down the street.

“Milo!” I call out as I run up to him, managing to open the umbrella just in time.

I raise the umbrella up above his head, shielding him from the rain. I have to stand on my tiptoes as I reach up and remove his glasses. I haphazardly use the hem of my shirt to clean off his glasses before gently placing them back on his face. I get how hard it is to see with water-logged glasses as I wear glasses, myself. I don’t even think twice before I grab Milo’s shaking hand.

“Let’s go home.” I murmur, softly as I pull him towards my apartment building, keeping the umbrella above our heads. I squeeze his hand gently for good measure. I know how it feels to be alone and miserable. Milo’s such a sweet, kind-hearted soul and even though I can’t carry his problems for him, I can damn well make them lighter! He would have done the same for me, after all.

I guide him up the stairs and into my apartment building. It’s small for an apartment in Washington DC in the early 1900’s but I do my best to make it feel welcoming. The ivory walls are tinted amber from the lamp-light and the crackling fireplace gives off much needed warmth.

I pull Milo into the bathroom and gesture for him to sit on the edge of the tub.

“I’ll be right back.” I say as I sprint into my bedroom where I rummage through the dresser until I find what I’m looking for: A cozy pair of pajamas, a big, fluffy towel and a pair of socks that an ex of mine forgot to reclaim after we broke up. They’re big enough that they should fit him. I hurry back to the bathroom and gently place the clothes and towel on the edge of the sink.

“These might be a little big on you but they’re better than nothing.” I comment before turning back to him, looking him in the eyes.

I reach out and gently squeeze his shoulder— A simple gesture to reassure him that I’m there for him and that he’s not alone, anymore.

“Take a bath to warm yourself up.” I instruct. “You can put your wet clothes in the sink and I’ll hang them up to dry. Don’t worry about the water, I can clean it up later. There’s some bubble bath here if you like scented things and a rubber ducky to keep you company. His name is George. Feel free to take as much time as you need, okay? When you’re done, dry off and put on these pajamas. Then meet me in the living room. I’ll make us some hot chocolate with extra marshmallows!”

I give him a brief but tight hug. “You don’t have to tell me what happened if you don’t want to but please know that I’m here for you if you need me. If you need to cry then cry, I won’t judge. If you need to vent to me, I’ll listen. As for advice, well, I’m a shitty advice-giver but I’ll do the best I can to help out. Just do whatever you need to do to feel better, okay?”

I stand up and walk towards the door. “I’ll give you some privacy. Call me if you need anything, okay?”

I give him one last smile before shutting the door behind me. I crack my knuckles.

“Okay, time to make some hot chocolate and chicken noodle soup!” I announce to the empty air.

Milo can take all the time he needs to recover. As long as he’s happy and doesn’t catch a cold, I’ll do whatever it takes to help him out. And if I find out who made him cry I’m calling my neighbor, Helga Sinclair, to go kick their asses.

//Sorry that was so long! Thank you for the first ask. Not sure how I did but I hope you like it!//

[dhanilyman]

Avalanche | open

Dhani was five feet, eight inches tall. He was never bothered about being short before, not really. He’d get picked on at school, and he’d been a small kid. He got bothered by the boys who were mean enough to shove him in line during lunch because he was short, but never by actually being short.

Looking at the top shelf of the stack of books laid out of place and sideways was making him wish he was just a little taller. Dhani looked down the row for a step stool, but didn’t see one. He was feeling impatient, and he’d used the bottom shelf in the library before as a quick step for a book he needed to grab. If he could snag the bottom book on the stack he could probably catch the rest. 

He hopped up, not keeping his weight on the bottom shelf for too long, grabbing the bottom book, the one he could reach even with the help up, but it was heavier and bigger than he’d expected. The five other books on top of it promptly slid off, falling on his head and shoulders as he hopped down, using his arms to shield the irritating and stinging impact of sharp corners and blunt sides.

“Ow! Shit! Balls!” Dhani grumbled at the avalanche of books. He sighed, annoyed, mostly at himself. And picked up the books.

[comicwaren]

From Iron Man Vol. 6 #013, “The Great I-M”

Art by Cafu and Frank D’Armata

Written by Christopher Cantwell

[weaselbeaselpants]

A very necessary expansive list of every animated Disney death

- (resurrected, resuscitated, "Disney Death")

+ (dead before the events of the films; died off-screen)

** (death unconfirmed; died in deleted scene)

-Snow White poisoned

Evil Queen fell off a cliff and crushed by a giant boulder

-Pinocchio drowned???

Living Broom hacked to bits; life taken away by Yen Sid

Stegosaurus neck broken and eaten alive by badly drawn T rex

Bambi’s Mother shot

Pheasant shot

The Wolf shot and killed by Peter

Willie Whale harpooned

Ichabod Crane ** (("spirited away"= decapitated by headless horseman))

+Cinderella’s parents ((IDK honestly)

Oysters eaten alive by the Walrus

Cards decapitated

Nutsy gassed in pound

Diablo turned to stone

Maleficent stabbed in chest and fell to death

+Mowgli’s parents ((implied to have been killed by wild animals))

Tod’s Mother shot

Black Bear fell off of waterfall

-Gurgi suicide by jumping into cauldron

Gwythianth ** crushed to death by falling castle

Unnamed Horned King soldier ** killed by cauldron born in the one deleted scene that's apparently more important than any other deleted scene from this movie

Horned King sucked into the black cauldron entrails first

Bartholomew eaten alive

Felicia ripped apart by royal guard dogs

Fidget** ((fell into the river Thames; never clear how dead he is))

Professor Ratigan fell off Big Ben

Desoto and Roscoe electrocuted to death on subway rail

Sykes ran over in collision with a subway train

Flotsam and Jetsam electrocuted and blow to pieces accidentally by Ursula

Ursula impaled by ship and electrocuted to death

Percival Mcleach fell off a waterfall

Gaston lost footing and fell to death off Beast's castle

-Beast stabbed in vital organs

Gazeem 'eaten'/crushed to death by the jaws of the cave of wonders

Mufasa thrown off a cliff and trampled by a stampede of wildebeast

Scar eaten alive by hyenas

Hyena clan ** ((consumed by flames))

Kocoum shot

Quasimodo’s Mother broke her neck and skull when kicked against cathedral steps

Judge Claude Frollo fell off of Notre Dame into boiling coals and lava

-Megara crushed under pillar

Cyclops titan tripped and head split open

Great Wall guard ** ((possibly murdered after alerting the other guards of the wall))

Chinese Soldier shot in the back after defying Shan Yu

Village slaughtered by huns

General Shang slaughtered by huns

Shan Yu’s army crushed under an avalanche

Shan Yu torpedoed into a fireworks display and blown up

Kerchak and Kala’s baby eaten alive by Sabor

Tarzan’s parents mauled and possibly eaten by Aabor

Sabor stabbed to death by Tarzan

Kerchak shot

Clayton unintentionally hung himself from the vines of the trees

Aladar’s mother ((may have been eaten))

Island of Lemurs killed in meteor shower

Bruton crushed to death

Kron fell to death

Carnatourus 1 crushed to death

Carnatour 2 fell to death

Queen of Atlantis taken by the crystal

+Milo’s grandfather ((I think natural causes))

Crew of Ulysses killed in leviathon attack

King of Atlantis succumbed to wounds inflicted by Roarke

Helga St. Clair succumbed to wounds after being thrown out of ship by Roarke

Roarke infected by the crystal after being cut by it then blown the shit up by helicopter turbines

+Lilo and Nani’s parents died in a car accident

Pudge ** ((murdered by seagulls no thanks to Stitch))

Billy Bones wounded after altercation and crash

Mr. Arrows lost in space

Scroop lost in space

Sitka sacrificed himself by breaking the glacier he was standing on apart and falling with it to his death

Koda’s mother stabbed by Kenai

Doris quantum aborted by Lewis

+Tiana’s father ((implied to have died in WWI))

Dr. Facilier dragged into the other side by "friends"

Ray crushed to death by Dr Facilier

-Flynn Rider stabbed by Mother Gothel

Mother Gothel rapidly aged and disintagrated

+Calhoun’s first husband eaten alive by cybug

King Kandy/Turbo killed outside of his game by volcano

King and Queen of Arendelle died in shipwreck

-Anna iced

Tadashi blown the fack up

-Baymax body left floating out in space

Tala died peacefully wow that's nice

-Olaf melted

-Elsa iced

-Everybody in Kumandra unstoned

Disney Sequels

Forte unhinged himself and died I don't know exactly please don't make me rewatch that film to make sure

Nuka crushed to death in flood

Zira fell ((deleted scenes willingly)) into ravine

Morgana iced

-Stitch glitch AIDS

Athena crushed against rocks and a ship

Extra

+Teddy Valiant "dropped a piano on his head..."

Toon Shoe dipped

Toon Patrol dipped

Judge Doom dipped

Oogie Boogie flayed alive, insides boiled, and then crushed under Santa's boot

+James parents eaten by either a real rhino or an elderitch storm rhino who the frack are you trying to explain James and the Giant Peach? eat a dick Doug Walker!

-Sparky hit by car; died in windmill fire

Sea Monkeys exploded after eating salt

Shelly electrocuted back into corpse

Colossas crushed in pokemon battle

Mr. Whiskers impaled and left to burn to death

Pixar

Hopper fed alive to hungry baby birds

+Coral eaten by barraccuda

+Nemo’s siblings eaten by barraccuda

Legion of Supers genocided by Syndrome through the Omnidroid

Syndrome’s goons blown up and left to die a lot

Syndrome "no capes!"

+Gustau health declined after falling into depression

-Wall.E crushed under the gears of the Axium

Ellie Fredrikson natural causes???

Charles Muntz fell off of Carl's floating house into the jungle and died

Mor’du crushed to death under boulder

Bing Bong forgotten

Henry killed in flashflood

Thunderclap knocked out by Arlo and fell inconcsious into rapids

Ernesto DeLa Cruz crushed to death during live performance

+Imelda natural causes

Hector poisoned by his best friend before wanting to return home for Christmas wow that's evil, Ernesto

Coco natural causes

-Joe Gardener fell into manhole

What better way to write myself asleep than with an arbitrary Disney list?

[huntrcssqueen]

Getting smacked in the ass, she quickly turned about to lightly smack him but he was too quick and all she could to was grin and shake her head at him. Of course he would do that to her. Again it was very them to have fun and poke around at each other. If he didn't hit her with a pillow was it really Milo? She would hang around the guys and everyone from the band, finding herself building a connection with them but not enough that it was better than her connection and bond with Milo. ❝ I can tell you that we will not have an avalanche happen burying us alive. ❞ She laughed placing her hands on her hips proud of her work. Her face started to go red when he commented about his shirt. It was something that was comfortable and she enjoyed wearing them. ❝ Maaaybe it is... ❞ She hummed as she played with the hem of the shirt.❝ It fits me so well I mean, do you not see that? ❞ She spoke as the shirt did swallow her tiny frame. Showing off her shoulder slightly and the base just brushing against her bare thighs.

So Shy [Milo]

[jeena-says-hi]

*At the hospital*

Melissa: You lost a lot of blood, do you remember anything?

Milo: There was an ambulance?

Melissa: No, we got here in an avalanche

Milo (confused): But I heard screaming

Melissa: Nah that was Zack

Zack: I wAs wORRIED oK

[randomvarious]

1990s Trip Hop Playlist

Got some additions for this 1990s Trip Hop playlist, two of which come from the great and highly underrated Dutchman, Michel Banabila. Banabila’s in the same vein as that Australian group The Avalanches. He’s someone who’s known to use tons of samples to make his music, a lot of which are very short snippets and are nearly impossible to identify. Banabila peppers them in constantly throughout these two songs I’ve added to the end of this playlist, as they blip across a pair of Middle Eastern-tinged lounge beats.

The other add I have for this playlist is a tasty, vocal synth-infused cut by a somewhat mysterious guy named Global Goon, who people assumed was actually some alter-ego of Aphex Twin’s for a pretty long while.

Global Goon - “Afterlife” Banabila - “Voiz III” Banabila - “Milos Come By”

Added that trio of tracks to the YouTube playlist too, along with a couple exclusives that aren’t on Spotify. One is a 14-plus-minute ambient/downtempo/trip hop journey by a duo from Belgium called Helium and the other is a song by audio-visual artist Vicki Bennett (performing as People Like Us) that sounds like something Ghostface Killah would rap over.

Helium - “Clouds-We Are The Future-What Is The Human Machine” People Like Us - “Sugar & Splice”

Playlist is also on YouTube Music.

We’re nearing towards two hours on this Spotify playlist, folks, and we’re over four hours on the YouTube one. Only 23 songs on the former, but 45 on the latter. I understand the convenience of Spotify, but if you want a fuller 1990s trip hop experience with lots of slept-on goodies, the YouTube playlist’s simply where it’s really at. And I’ve got so, so, so much more to add 😁.

Enjoy!

More to come, eventually. Stay tuned!

Like what you hear? Follow me on Spotify and YouTube for more cool playlists and uploads!

[swisssadge]

Illogicalities in Saint Seiya

Prepare for a longish post. n.n

But I guess I just need to get this out. Because some of these are just so god-awful frustrating.As much as I love Saint Seiya - some blaring logic mistakes just HURT. And it hurts because the original series could have been so much more if so incredibly much potential hadn’t been wasted. Not every bad writing or mistake is because it is a child of its time (80s anime and their damsels in distres *glances at Saori*). 

So, as you’ll unsurprisingly notice, most points are from the original series. Because the spin-offs don’t suffer from the same amount of logic mistakes and do quite a lot things waaay better. And should I find even more things during a rewatch - prepare for part 2. n.n I hope to hear your opinion on what I wrote, and whether you agree or not.

-        What is wrong with the people in Sanctuary? There are two instances I can remember right now: How totally racist they are in the classic saga, and how mean they were the Sisyphus in the gaiden, blaming him to only have received the Sagittarius Cloth because of his brother Ilias’s state as a hero. In the classic saga, I can kinda understand because Saga is at the helm. But in Lost Canvas, Sage is Pope. Why did any of the higher-ups allow such mean people enter the service and Sanctuary of Athena – goddess of wisdom and justice? WHY?! I mean, yeah, the soldiers and Saints are just humans, and humans make mistakes, but come on. They should be at least better than that. Else, I don’t think they deserve to even be in Sanctuary.

-        So, the ages… Saint Seiya really got a problem with those. Firstly, 10-year old Shura doesn’t look like 10-year old Shura in that flashback of his fight against Aiolos. Next, I have checked Marin’s age; she’s supposed to be 16 at the beginnig of the series. And she trained Seiya for 6 years…? Dammit, she does look even close to 10 in that flashback when Seiya was brought to her! Besides, she never has the air of a 16-year old in the entire series. And who in their right mind would make a 10-year old teacher to anybody? Then, even though I don’t like it, I have to mention the Crystal Saint. So, Camus is 20 in the anime. Firstly, the Crystal Saint looks so old, that he probably had been older than Camus when he had been his student. Shame we don’t have confirmation of his age. Anyways, I guess Camus must have been thirteen to fifteen at least when teaching him. Geez… what the hell is it with young kids teaching even younger kids? No wonder Sanctuary was crumbling.

-        Remember that episode in which the new gruesome training is shown, where people even die? It really questions the Gold Saints‘ intelligence, if they by then don’t wonder if something might be wrong in Sanctuary. And they don’t. It needs the real Athena and five Bronze Saints to open their eyes. -.- Who's high and mighty now, Shaka?

-        I really can’t believe none of the Bronze Saints knew of the existence of the Gold Saints. After all, Hyoga (yes, I ignore anime-only Crystal Saint, who may be a chill guy but who only complicates matters and throws logic out the window) and Shiryu were trained by two of them. I can’t imagine their teachers not telling them. Plus, Seiya trained in Sanctuary itself. He’s bound to know, especially considering his friendship with Aiolia. And even worse, do you remember that one or two instances in the anime in which is hinted not even the Gold Saints themselves knew of each other’s existence? How fake Pope Saga acts all surprised and stating in an asking tone that Aiolia is a Gold Saint. And all while freaking Milo is kneeling in front of him in his Gold Cloth. And even Milo acts surprised after the rest of the Gold Cloths are revealed. HOW??? Yeah, thanks for nothing, anime. At least the manga and the new Episode Zero confirm that the twelve Gold Saints grew up together and that they all earned their Cloths prior to Aiolos‘ death.

-        Seika and Marin. Seiya’s sister and mentor. There are some issues I have with how several people seemed to suspect Marin being really Seika. Firstly. When would Seika have had the time to become a fully-fledged Silver Saint? She wasn’t even training back in the Kido mansion. Plus, she was still at the Kido mansion the day Seiya was taken to Greece. Remember that scene where she runs after the car taking him away. Oh, not to forget that Seika apparently vanished ONE WHOLE YEAR after Seiya left for Greece. And Marin is already a Silver Saint by the time he arrives there. Seika would have needed to have been in two places at the same time. Also, if Seika was in Rodorio village the entire time: Shouldn’t Seiya have encountered her by chance in the course of several years? I can’t imagine she stayed inside all the time.

-        Uhm, in the Asgard arc, Shiryu got buried by the same avalanche as Fenrir. So why did Fenrir die and Shiryu not? Shiryu even was beaten up by his fight with Fenrir, while Fenrir didn’t even have a scratch!

-        Um… in Omega… why are there already children of five to seven years training WITH CLOTHS??? I don’t get it. I seriously don’t get it. Where did they get those Cloths from? I mean, I can understand Ryuho, having inherited it from his father Shiryu. But the others? That Lynx Saint friend of Ryuho’s? And weren’t there a little Yuna and a little Soma too – in their Cloths? WHERE THE HELL DID THEY GET THEM FROM??? I seriously cannot imagine any child already earning a Cloth! Seiya had to defeat ten opponents to get his (and was about thirteen at the time). Sisyphus had to land at least one blow against Lugonis wearing the Pisces Cloth, as was probably fifteen-ish to seventeen-ish at that time. So why are suddenly children running around in Cloths?! Isn’t it enough that it is already claimed that the Classic Gold Saints became Saints around the age of 7? Sheesh. I like the idea Teshirogi brought in Lost Canvas far more. Sisyphus was about fourteen or fifteen, maybe sixteen by the time he fought Lugonis for his Gold Cloth. And he was the first, meaning that Aspros and Hasgard were even a little older when they got their Cloths. I don’t get it… I simply don’t get it. Well, at least, in the flashback of his training with Aiolos, Aiolia didn’t seem to have earned the Leo Cloth, and he seems to be six to eight years old back then. Though, duh, it contradicts official statements.

-        While writing a fanfic, a strange notion occured to me… Seiya and Cassios were both living with their masters, Marin and Shaina, right? And female Saints are required to never show their faces to any male, right? So… how the hell did they eat? I mean, didn’t they eat together? Because to eat, Marin and Shaina would have to put away their masks. Did they eat first or did they wait until their students had finished? But even so, the cabin’s are small… Seiya and Cassios would have had to look away the entire time their masters were having their meal. Gee… I don’t get it at all. What a shitty image that they shouldn’t eat together. I mean, they do have a bond as masters and students. And eating is part of the package, especially if said master and student live in the same cabin.

-        So, in the manga all of the bronze boys are siblings, sons of Mitsumasa Kido. That would mean, Seika is his daughter too. And we know that Kido fathered all those children so that Athena would have Saints at her side. My question: Why did Seika never train? Her being a girl is no excuse to me, because, well, Shaina and Marin. Unless Mitsumasa couldn't bring himself to send girls too. Still… with one hundred children, there are bound to be girls too. And if only the boys were sent, then they used that number rather loosely. Because then there wouldn't have been 100 children attempting to earn Cloths, but perhaps like what, 90, 80, maybe even only 70 or 60? Unless he fathered waaaay more than 100 children and kept going until he had 100 boys. Which would be, frankly, disturbing.

-        So, why did Aiolos have to fight any of the normal guards of Sanctuary in the first place? Gold Saints are said to move at the speed of light. And that speed should not be hindered by the barrier over Sanctuary, which only prevents teleportation. So, technically, shouldn't Aiolos have been even well out of Sanctuary before the other Gold Saints had even been alerted?

-        So, how did Aphrodite and Shura in Episode Zero already know Aiolos was a traitor? None of the guards could have been able to reach Pisces or Capricorn before Aiolos. Deathmask I do understand – after all, Aiolos had to go through Aphrodite, Shura, and had to patch himself up in Sagittarius. But Aphrodite and Shura? It would make sense if Saga had sent a telepathic message, but: 1., wouldn't that have given his identity away? And 2.: We never see him doing it, only dispatch some guards. So to me, he never did it in the first place.

-        We learn from several sources, the latest one being Episode Zero, that Saga was sent on a mission to keep an eye on Poseidon and his activities. That he kinda vanished while doing that. But then he turns up on Star Hill to kill Shion. I ask – how? How was he able to get into Sanctuary without anyone seeing or noticing him? ESPECIALLY if he needed to cross the Twelve Houses. Yes, according to Episode Zero, most of the Gold Saints were absent on their special training. But come on. At least Shura would have been suspicious. Plus, how the hell did nobody notice the explosion of Cosmos when he killed Shion? Unless it is canon that he killed Shion with a punch through the chest. If not, then I don't believe nobody noticed.

-        How is it that after the Silver Saint arc, we see nobody train for any Cloth anymore? You should think that with so many Silvers gone, Athena would seek successors. I mean, the war against Hades was drawing close! How on earth did NOBODY think of stocking up their ranks? Not Athena, not the Gold Saints, not even freaking Dohko, who after Shion's passing should be the most experienced one of the bunch. Yes, yes, focus could have remained on the protagonists. But at least a little something? Like one of the Gold Saints traveling around, finding possible new recruits? Some of the Bronzes perhaps helping with training possible future Bronze Saints? Marin and Shaina spar with some Silver Saint trainees? Also, some unused constellations would have made for quite some interesting Cloths and abilities.

-        That said – even after all the arcs, at least a couple of other Saints should be alive to fight against Hades and its forces. Right? So why are the only ones we see the ten Bronzes, the Gold Saints, Marin and Shaina? The only answer would implicate Shion has done a real bad job at maintaining Sanctuary, if after all the deaths in the Silver Saint arc, major part of its fighting force is gone.

-        And… h-how the hell is Hyoga DRIVING A FREAKING CAR?! At his age?!

 P.S.: I think the two most painful points for me are the one with Seika, how she absolutely cannot be Marin, but people still think she might be, and the one where the existence of the rest of the Gold Saints is revealed as this big secret, when it should be known by everyone. Those two blunders... they just hurt. They really do.

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"We'll have to be careful with the snow." Milo said, "because we could cause an avalanche, and there will be people there who could be killed by that." When he got questioning looks from them, he mentally groaned.

"I'm talking about US. Well, not Doom, since she's already dead, but you and me, Lyle. We could be killed........though we may still need to melt snow, and if we do it right, we might be able to make the flamethrower idea work."

"I forget what they're called, but we'll need those things you put on your shoes so you can walk on ice." Rourke added, "Don't really want to slip on ice up there. Long way down."

"And tinted eyewear. Gets very bright with all the snow." Milo said, "And food. Doom is NOT our personal buffet, though we do love the stuff she gives us. And she's sort of right about the oxygen. It's up there, but there's a lot less of it. We'll definitely need to take some to supplement it."

"Ooh, climbing gear! Ropes and ad such! Rourke pointed out, Milo nodding, "And yes, lots of warm clothes." They went on excitedly, until they had a list of everything the two humans would need to not die on their trip. (They did remember to include things they knew Doom would need, though that list was quite short, as they didn't actually know much of what she needed. But the thought was there.)

"Like HELL you're going alone." Milo said, "Or did you forget going on adventures to find legendary lost cities or artifacts is kinda our Thing. It's what we do best. And I did add the rubbish pile, I just need to ink it in." He pointed to pencil marks indicating the absurd yet accurate size of the area and the veritable warren of tunnels the trio had made in it.

"Glass rock beach? Sounds interesting. An expedition with you two to find this fire opal thing. Wouldn't miss it for the world. Any world." Rourke grinned as Milo appeased Doom by taking out a cartography pen and inking in the rubbish pile on his map.

"The beach isn't on here because I haven't been there and seen it. But we can go whenever you'd like. But we are definitely coming with you to Everest." He said.

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surely post some autistic ferb things for us all,,,,,,

hell yeah anon!! here’s an absolute hell dump of Ferb Autism Indulgence Things because i have really been wanting to get my grubby little autistic hands all over him lately

his special interests are engineering and tetris [which is the game he’s internationally ranked in!]

he stims vocally by humming or repeating other vocalisations, but rarely with actual words

if he’s too nervous to vocalise/just not in the mood he goes for small hand movements to stim like clicking pens or tapping his fingers

he does flappy hands/arms when he has a lot of excitement to release! otherwise he prefers to stick to smaller/more subtle motions for a variety of reasons

he only repeats actual words as echolalia, almost always off of either phineas or perry! that thing they do where perry chatters and the boys mimic it and they all just loop off each other for a while is absolutely an echolalia loop for all of them [yes even the platypus]

a very epic headcanon i have is that owca agents are typically labelled as having therapy animal training to give them some more wiggle room with showing intelligence, so perry is officially a therapy platypus for the flynn-fletcher kids, especially the boys. ferb does the aforementioned echolalia chatter thing with perry and also just generally finds him extremely comforting to hold. of course perry’s figured out all of ferb and his siblings’ needs by observation and makes sure to subtly be as comforting as possible for his kids, especially if they’re having a meltdown and need to hold someone who won’t try to talk to them

ferb genuinely dislikes communicating verbally, due to a combination of general social anxiety, struggling to translate his thoughts into words, and finding it physically uncomfortable to talk. it’s not serious enough to prevent him from cracking a joke or vocalising his thoughts every once in a while, but he prefers to be nonverbal as much as possible and communicate through gestures and body language

throughout the series he only ever speaks on his own terms and as much as he’s comfortable with, so it comes out without issue, but if he’s forced to talk when he doesn’t want to or while he’s under stress he struggles to string sentences together and stutters really badly. fortunately he’s got nice friends and a great family so this issue rarely presents itself, although it comes up sometimes during the school year in battles with pissy neurotypical teachers over oral presentations

over time he starts to work past the discomfort [genuinely, it’s on his own terms as opposed to masking to get allistics off his back] so that by the time he’s an adult he can hold an entirely verbal conversation for a decent while before it drains him, but he still tends to avoid speaking if he can

phineas instinctively understands ferb’s silent emotional cues, a lot better than he understands most people’s [but that’s a whole other infodump lmao], and unless ferb actively indicates that he wants to talk for himself phineas usually speaks for both of them and translates any of ferb’s less neurotypically obvious signals

phineas and ferb made The Ultimate Fidget Cube as one of their daily projects [they were being mass produced for an hour or two and then something or other happened, there was a mobile phone and an avalanche of instant noodles, long story short only the handful they made for themselves and their friends are left now] and neither of them go anywhere without it

ferb doesn’t have any specific comfort/security objects but he feels significantly more at ease if he’s got some kind of tool in his hand or within reach [or, failing an actual building-stuff tool, anything he can hold and Do Something with, like a pen or his fidget cube or a video game controller], and is a lot more stimmy with his hands and generally anxious if he isn’t holding something

perry performs the task of comfort item better than any inanimate objects but platypi aren’t allowed to come to school even if they’re very polite :(

believe me the brothers have tested this numerous times

school is stressful for ferb because it fires up his sensory overload and is usually where he’s forced to do some neurotypical shit that upsets him, but his friends always have his back and linda and lawrence are definitely super involved in making sure their kids’ needs are met and respected by their teachers, so he manages pretty well unless something really bad happens to set him off

he’s susceptible to sensory overload, mostly with bright lights, sudden noises, and being touched. the light and sound involved in many of his and phineas’ projects is alright because he usually designed them and knows exactly when they’ll come on and what it’ll be like, but if he doesn’t have that prediction available he freaks out easily. being touched [especially without warning] is the absolute fucking worst and he almost invariably flips out if someone unfamiliar tries to touch him or he’s hit with an unexpected sensation he doesn’t like

he only rarely has meltdowns because he’s good at self-regulating when he needs to and his friends and family know what does and doesn’t fly with him, but when he does they’re often triggered by either sensory overload or being forced to talk

when ferb starts entering meltdown territory his verbal skills are the first thing to shut off, and if it gets worse he usually stops communicating altogether and enters a really bad dissociative state that he won’t come out of until he feels safe again and can be carefully brought back to his senses

standard procedure for ferb meltdowns is to get him a weighted blanket and some tea and a perry if you can find the slippery little bugger, let him snap back to reality at his own pace, and once he can communicate his needs again pay extra close attention to them until he calms down enough that he can properly self-regulate again

his favourite sensations are weight/pressure, the funky bumpy shit perry’s tail has going on, and anything soft!

most of his clothes [including his usual outfit in the show] are tight-fitting but made out of soft fabric for maximum comfy

the blanket on his bed is a weighted one, but if he’s too far from his room or it’s too hot to be comfortable under a blanket sometimes he’ll just find the tightest spot he can wedge himself into without getting hurt or stuck and squish himself in there to calm down a bit

his favourite food texture is crunchy stuff, and he samefoods with particular cereals and sandwich combos that rotate every few months when he finally gets tired of the exact same breakfast and lunch every day and wants slightly different identical meals

while he’s fine with variation from day to day, he’s very firmly attached to the summer/weekend formula of wake up > cereal > big idea > where’s perry > [building montage] > mom holy fuck > sandwich > [having fun montage] > our fuckoff massive contraption has vanished somehow > oh there you are perry > snacks > nondescript vibing > dinner > bed time, and if this schedule gets significantly thrown off it really bothers him

ferb shows his emotions more subtly than neurotypicals, which can make him seem hard to read, but his external emotional range is still extremely distinct - he just expresses it in atypical ways sometimes!

one of his most notable atypical emotional cues is that thing he does when he’s startled and he pulls his hands up - he does this in we call it maze when candace falls over on her skates in the beginning, split personality when busting candace scares him, lost in danville when he’s worried another capsule might fall on him or phineas, and the phineas and ferb effect during how do i do it when milo’s exercise bike crashes, just to name a few instances! this boy has Unique Emotional Cues and i love him for it so much

he’s better at reading emotions than phineas [as low as that bar is], but sometimes misses more subtle cues and doesn’t quite trust his ability to read anyone aside from phineas, candace, and his closest friends

he’s been aware that he’s neurodivergent ever since he was diagnosed as a little kid [he was first diagnosed with autism when he was extremely baby, not even three years old, and had it continually reconfirmed as he got older] and he’s been entirely happy with being autistic for as long as he’s known what that even means, with this only being reinforced as he found siblings and made friends with other autistic kids :)

good lord this is such an infodump i’m sorry i just love my son so very much and have been feeling particularly self indulgent today ;<;