#back to calling u all runts

[saetoru]

on a serious note—and not to get all sentimental and gross so bear with me—but even though i’ve been answering asks all day about this fic and even tho every single one of them is me saying thank you djsjdj i just wanted to thank everyone who read the fic, whether or not you left a comment or ask, i’m just really grateful you read it. it was supposed to just be a silly little fic i wrote for the purpose of entertaining a cliche i had in my head. but then it rly turned into me like. forcing myself to face my feelings from my own break up and it was miserable but it was therapeutic and it was a struggle but it was also very fun and. yeah. before i ramble. i’m just very grateful that everyone has been so kind about the fic and made writing it so worth it. and also thanks for making rb! gojo so fun—it’s just a silly little au on tumblr dot com but it’s also weirdly important to me.

so yeah that’s all. i love u and here are the pouty kings to convey to u all my love and affection

[cringe6fail6star6]

viltrumites n concept of pets

conquest finds a cat in his garden n looks up how to befreind the creture thats been sleeping on his fence for like a month or so. He watches cat brainrot videos with the cat themselves sitting on his arms, both invested too much in the video. finds himself feeding like, three stray dogs. said dogs make sure no cayootees/wolves eat his crops. found a bunny nest n sent random friend on facebook it. WILL proudly talk about his little zoo to anyone who will(or wont) listen.

kregg was against pets, but wheh he met one of his wives who had a cat now hes a cat dad. "no pets in the house" and finds himself with hampster in his sleeve and kitten in his pocket mixing formula in the middle of the night. has the fattest tomcat sleeping on his head every morning after moving in with his whole extended family. his kid had a pet hamster and it was devistating to watch this guy find out about how little those guys lives.

thula has a gray parrot who knows alien slurs n screams them at everyone. i can see her having a huge murder of crows following hr around bc she keeps feeding them assuming the bigger the bird the "nicer" she seems... shes not... wrong. goths love her so thats good enough. the crows attack on command she accidentlly made. on good side! her kids can never be bullied bc all of crows in the city will kill bullies :)

nolan with a huge aquarium and rare fish inside, gift from aquarius, and some shrimp to keep it clean. named every fish inside and has little journal where he writes down any specific fish-to-fish confrontations that happen. he tended to share them with aquarius but... he started share them with allen instead! (the guy has his own alien pet in the show so they exchange updates on those from time to time) saw fish as boring before he actually started taking care of them

lucan has three guinea pigs that he absolutely spoils, calls them his kids and even brought them little costumes for halloween to match with his human kids. his wife told him they wont buy any more so he accepted having three little guinea pigs that his kids give their veggies to. gets them out of their enclosure to watch movies together on movie nights. "no kid of mine will miss out on narnia." his private account is full of pictures of the guinea pigs

dont give thragg any living pet its gonna die. he got gifted a cactus n it wilted. even plastic one. u can gift him a picture of a plant n ITS GONNA WILT. baby ragnar on the other hand... he started breeding them out to, ya know, restore empire and wherether, but then he saw the baby version of the beast and keeps a few as pets. runt of the litter adore biting his fingers, which doesnt even hurt. he keeps insulting them n they just purr back n he has no words to say to them.

[soup-is-nice-sometimes]

intro!!!

hi i saw my friend (thanks peter) do this and it reminded me that i probably should too oops

hi you can call me soup or lib! if/when i reblog my irls stuff/they comment on my things theyll call me lib but its up 2 you! soup is more of an online name (after my username which, despite being "soup is nice sometimes" i love soup all the time and there is never a bad time for soup!!), oh and also im non binary so they/them pronouns please :3 and i am (as most emo/mcr fans are) queer as well (aroaspec yippee)

i love mcr and fall out boy and ryan!panic at the disco and i also appreciate dallon weekes and the rest of panic - however as far as im concerned doab was the last panic album and i dont particularly like brendon urie :skull:

i also like paramore and bring me the horizon, pierce the veil, sleeping with sirens etc and im always on the lookout for more music of that typa genre so if you think i might like smth PLEASE PLEASE SEND IT TO ME in an ask or in my dms i dont mind!!

dni's are basic criteria and im also firmly on palestines side so if you disagree w that then my blog is NOT!!! for u

ermm fun facts abt me

i dyed my roots teal over the summer like gerard's teal roots but unfortunately had to bleach it back to blonde due to my schools hair rules UPDATE ON THAT its all black/brown now :(((

i like banana candy whether its the squishy ones or fruit bursts or runts and i also rlly like liquorice!

i type kinda fast and dont always spellcheck on my laptop so uh ignore typos unless theyre fatal in which case tell me

i saw mcr when they performed the 1 (one) show in our country on march 11 2023 and thats what got me fully into them - i was a casual listener for a couple of years and my best friend offered me a spare ticket she had and away we went (we were on stage left so rays side)

i am learning french through school and get to go to france this year!!!

i have such a sweet tooth its so bad but im usually good at limiting my treats (unfortunately)

i play inline hockey which is basically ice hockey on rollerblades

i play genshin on the eu server if anyone wants to be my friend :3

also feel free to send me asks n stuff i love yapping

[marsmoran]

MARS MORAN

full name: marcus "mars" john moran

pronouns & gender: he/him, cis man

birthday & birthplace: december 21, 1982 (41); boston, ma

location: seabrook quarter

time in aurora bay: 20 years

sexuality: bisexual

occupation: owner of pinball wizard arcade

@aurorabayaesthetic

about.

drugs, alcoholism, substance abuse tws

mars is the youngest of five boys — no joke — all named marcus, after their dad marcus. it was a bizarre decision on the part of his parents, but it certainly reflected their parenting style, which could generously be called "hands-off" but could less generously be described as not giving a fuck. they were catholic enough to not believe in contraception until they had their fifth marcus and decided enough was enough.

both of his parents struggled with alcoholism and substance abuse issues, and his brothers were no help; it was every man for himself in their house, with the five of them often getting into fights over the best places to hide whenever one or both of their parents were in a rage.

by the time mars was seven, he was already fed up with his parents referring to him and his brothers by a number, so he started going exclusively by "mars" (MAR5, get it?).

he and his brothers were active shoplifters, and they were pulling mars into their schemes around the same time he'd given himself a new name. he learned how to lie and charm very quickly (the two are basically synonymous to him now), and his strategies for stealing went back and forth between distracting people because he was a cute kid and slipping in and out without getting caught. he was the runt of the litter, but he learned how to use it to advantage

he finished middle school but just didn't show up for his first day of freshman year, then never went back to school again. his parents didn't give a fuck about truancy calls, and the school he was supposed to be going to wasn't great anyway, so they never followed up. instead, he spent his days loafing around boston and, at sixteen, dealing — which he was fantastic at

he was so good that he actually managed to make a good amount of money for himself, and at eighteen he bought the cheapest thing he could find in a used car lot, packed a single backpack, and drove away

he spent three years just driving around the country, spending money pretty much only on gas, food to sustain himself, and motel rooms when he desperately needed a real bed to sleep in and a shower. sometimes he'd spend extended periods in one place, picking up odd jobs to recoup some more cash before he hit the road again. (he'd also stolen a pound of coke from his supplier before he left boston, so he also sold that for as long as he could).

at the end of year three, when he was twenty-one, he finally made it to the other side of the country in that same terrible car, which was already held together by duct tape and fell apart almost as soon as he rolled into town. he didn't want to buy a new car, so he figured he would stay a while. he used the rest of his money to put down a few months rent at a trailer park outside of town and took random jobs while also figuring out some way to find a supplier in LA so he could start dealing in AB (mostly to the rich people in AB drive, tbh)

and he just ended up...never leaving. he found he liked california, which was so unlike where he'd grown up. he went from job to job while dealing on the side, never getting caught

until he did get caught. he was meeting a buyer in the arcade, but it was intercepted by the owner, an old, take-no-shit lesbian named angie, who told him she wouldn't call the police as long as he never stepped foot in the place again

he stayed away for weeks, before he was finally compelled to go back in and actually thank her for not ratting him out. and she did almost call the cops on him as soon as she saw his face, but then his old charm kicked in, and he was able to talk her down and offer to buy her a drink

angie basically adopted him after that. she was mean, never put up with his shit, and didn't mince her words about him needing to get his life together, but that's sort of what he needed. at least he knew she cared. eventually, he stopped dealing and sort of nepo babied his way into an assistant manager job at the arcade. after a while, he was able to move out of the trailer park to ocean crest.

angie died when he was thirty-five, and for reasons he still doesn't understand, he left most of her money and the arcade to him, with a note that just told him not to fuck it up. that's failing UP, baby

he's been trying not to fuck it up ever since. he moved out of ocean crest to a little house in seabrook. he can barely comprehend how straight he's gone, but he'd be lying if he said that little, long-dormant kernel of chaos didn't tempt him to puncture his nice blanket of peace sometimes

family.

mother: catherine moran (nee mcdonald)

father: marcus moran

brothers: marcus moran, marcus moran, marcus moran, marcus moran

tidbits.

a gremlin!! a liar and an idiot and a gremlin!!

he still steals shit, but has actually grown a conscience about it and stays away from small businesses. big box stores he'll swipe from all the live long day

definitely bought crypto (dogecoin, specifically). still thinks it'll bounce back. also was big into the entire gamestop sitch

BIG gamer. spends lots of saturday nights yelling at randos over discord while playing helldivers

subscribes heavily to the 'don't get high on your own supply' motto. he actually doesn't really indulge in drugs aside from weed (anymore. he definitely used to)

he hasn't seen or heard from most of his family since he left boston, but marcus 2 (who'd also broken away from their family after mars did) actually managed to track him down a few years ago. they talk occasionally

still doesn't own a car. instead he has a dumb little moped that he thinks he looks awesome on

angie's note is framed and hanging on the wall behind the counter at the arcade

connections.

pseudo uncle to @ulyflynn

spiritual cousins w/ @santiagodeleons

rat dad/rat son @aiden-stevens

former friends/was indirectly the cause of @samucl-kane's relapse

frenemies w/ benefits of @joey-madani

disgruntled employer of @maura-cortes, less disgruntled employer of @macaulaymontgomery

next door neighbor/frequent botherer of @delilahcarreno, also a last last last resort babysitter for her son

@xaviermattthews' former dealer 😬

former coworker (they shared the same supplier aslkjdfl) of @silascody

whatever this is w/ @bazhowletts

[taerrorize]

Hmm okay but after like 3 weeks of training on Oa, the other green lanterns from earth come to see who this new recruit is bc they’ve been told it’s a runt from their species and they’re like “wtf does that mean” and then they realize oh it’s a literal child wtf

“I’m not a CHILD fuck u I’m THIRTEEN!”

Their reactions range from poorly muffled laughter to pure exasperation bc oh great he’s just like the sidekicks the other league members have to deal with and now they’ve got one of their own to deal with too

But when they ask him his name he just blue screens and stands there kinda frozen for way too awkwardly long bc shitshitshitshitshit he’s technically already met all three of them and they’d no doubt realize it eventually but also everyone else here knows his real name but years of bat training are going off in his head like a megaphone shouting DONT TELL THEM YOUR NAME meanwhile the other three are just like hey kid are u like. Alright. The fuck is wrong with you

“Uh you can call me. Uh. Robin?”

And at first they’re like okay haha real funny. But then they just. Oh shit.

“And how the fuck did u end up here, Robin? And why hasn’t Batman said anything to League about it?”

“Well ya see that’s a funny story” and he goes on to tell them how Batman fired him and kicked him out and he’d been hiding out around Gotham fighting baddies when he could with the one Robin suit and the few weapons he’d managed to sneak out of the cave, and how Deathstroke found him a few days before the ring did and he’d been running from him and fighting him off as best he could. And then how the ring just sort of appeared when Deathstroke finally caught up to him.

“I was sure the big creep was gonna break my legs and snatch me up or something. He’d been going on and on about making me his apprentice or some shit for days. I just got away from one controlling asshole, I wasn’t about to willingly give myself to another.”

And the three of them are so upset because holy shit bats really kicked out this literal child and almost doomed him to becoming the prisoner of a literal mercenary.

And Hal just fuckin loses it. He’s so pissed. Especially because Robin is speaking so nonchalantly about it like it’s perfectly normal for a barely teenage kid to get kicked out by their guardian and then be hunted by a mercenary. He already thinks Batman is an arrogant asshole, and this just proves it.

Guy’s also swearing up a storm and has stomped off to go hit something, and John seems to be the only one to realize how uncomfortable their reactions have made Robin. So John just. Asks if he wants to practice making constructs with him. Robin jumps on the offer and follows him around like a duckling for the rest of the day.

And despite Hal’s initial reaction freaking Robin out a little bit, he eventually grows closest with him. The other two go back to earth sooner (after swearing cross their hearts hope to die stick a needle in their eye not to tell Batman or ANYONE in the league about Robin becoming a lantern), but Hal sticks around to help Robin become more comfortable with the whole green lantern thing. And despite the fact that they all found out his name because of everyone else using it, they’d been calling him Robin because they could tell it made him more comfortable. Until Robin tells Hal in an overly relaxed tone “you can call me Dick ya know. All my friends do.” And Hal is just like oh no this kid is rly growing on me did I just get a sidekick.

“I wasn’t Batman’s sidekick, I was his partner!”

That just makes Hal more upset about the whole situation.

“Well you can be my partner now, how bout that?”

The smile on Dick’s face is damn near blinding, and Hal knows immediately he made the right decision. So the two of them fuck around doing the space cop thing for a little while, Hal teaching Dick as best he can. And eventually the nonchalant kinda angry mask cracks and Dick is goofing around making puns and Hal loves to see him be happy.

And after about a year, Hal convinces Dick to come back to earth with him. Tells him he doesn’t have to meet up with the Justice League if he doesn’t want to, no one will force him. No one will be upset with him if he decides to stay hidden a while longer. So they go back to Coast City and Hal uses a few connections to adopt Dick without anyone (Batman) getting any alerts about his name popping up in any systems.

And Dick is somewhere between choked up and over the moon because Hal actually adopted him. Didn’t even hesitate to adopt him as soon as Dick was back on earth. Moved to a bigger apartment so Dick could have a real bedroom and not sleep on the couch like he’d assumed he would when Hal told him he could stay with him. He helps Dick get a GED so no one can question them about why he isn’t enrolled in school.

And the fact that he’s officially been adopted and there’s nothing anyone can do about it is what helps Dick decide he can finally meet the Justice League as earth’s newest Green Lantern.

And well boy doesn’t that end up being a bit of a shit show.

Because all three of the others are with him as they enter the watchtower, and Hal introduces him as “the newest green lantern of earth, my son. You might already know him as Robin.”

And Batman flips. Starts yelling about how that can’t be possible, that can’t be Robin, recites some lie about Robin being away at boarding school or smth that he came up with when the green lanterns brought up his absence a year ago. Then starts yelling about how Robin can’t be Hal’s son, because Robin is his son.

“The state of California would disagree” Robin mumbles, his arms crossed as he scoots closer to Hal.

And idk I just want Hal to adopt Dick and for the green lanterns to give Batman the cold shoulder for hurting their kid.

I desperately want to read a fic where Bruce kicks dick out/fires him from being Robin when he’s still like a teenager and after a few weeks of still going out as Robin anyway and living in safe houses, he’s fighting someone like fucking deathstroke who’s realized he’s been on his own for a while and wants to make him his apprentice and then a green lantern ring just suddenly comes and chooses him and whisks him off to Oa where he fucks around as a space cop for a few years before coming back to earth solely to shove it in Bruce’s face with the full support of the other lanterns on the Justice league and idk I just want a green lantern dick Grayson fic with lots of drama and also Hal Jordan absolutely tearing Batman to shreds for being an ass to the kid he is now very much attached to

[cryiling]

what do we think about kpop idol au revalink where revali is from a big 3 company (i feel like he gives sm or yg but idk) and link is from a smaller company, but they get into a dating scandal because of dispatch's stupid dating dump at the end of the year or whatever

revali is appalled to have dating rumors with this little runt from a nugu group (he's lying, link is totally his type), meanwhile link is losing his shit bc it's his idol it's THE revali 🫣

im gonna use this ask as an excuse to talk about idols!link and revali bc I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS

first of all revali is def giving agust d vibes, that fuck capitalism and the government sorta songs, and he definitely writes his own music (he thinks that artists who don't write their own music aren't real artists). no wait like genuinely. have u guys seen the lyrics for all the songs on d-day?? and like the mv for amygdala?? totally breaking kpop industry norms and I can totally see revali doing that, like yes babes talk abt your mental health and traumatic experiences, pop off king !

I bet revali prefers doing hip hop style dances, like you're never gonna catch him doing those rlly simple trendy dances. nah he out here doing flips and bboying and stuff 😭 hmm like think back down or halazia level dances (bye not me finding a way to bring halazia into any conversation SJDHSJF)

also he definitely only sings live, no lip syncing for him. one day he gets sick and loses his voice but he still has a performance that day, and his manager is like PLS just lipsync to the track, literally no one will get mad I promise, and he's like bitch no and just has his fans sing the whole song (he goes viral for this, his fans bragging abt how revali would never stoop to the level of lip syncing while his antis are calling him lazy for having his fans do all the singing, then revali's fans clap back at those ppl and pull up the receipts of all the times their faves lip synced)

ok we need stage name and fandom for revali. hm tbh I feel like he would just keep his name as his stage name, like he probably thinks the idea of stage names is cringy 💀 help I need fandom name ideas. like, vale or something BYE. his company probably came up with a whole list of possible fandom names and he said no to all of them, atp his manager just picked one for him 😭

u mentioned revali is from a big 3 company, hmm yeah I'm getting sm vibes from him. how long do u think he trained for? probably a couple years, like 6? so he's very insistent that all his accomplishments are from his hard work

OK let's talk abt link! idk many small companies but ummm let's say like, gf or something (they have kingdom, slay!). do u guys know that one idol from loona I think? and she was a trainee for only one day? yeah that's link 😭 he auditioned for the company and they're like you're great! debut asap pls

link is just here to have a good time honestly, like he's going live at 3am to do drunk karaoke like jungkook fr 😭 he really has a passion for singing and performing, and at the end of the day he's just doing this for funsies, he doesn't let the stress get to his head too much, which, king behavior honestly

ik u said he's from a nugu group but honestly I'm seriously loving the soloist vibe from him, like if he was in a group he'd probably end up as the wonyoung of the group bc he just has that main character energy 😭

I can see link doing more upbeat/poppy songs, but he does the occasional ballad + contemporary dance combo that his fans go FERAL for. or,, omg. imagine him doing criminal by taeyang... 😊

his stage name.. L!NK bc he's quirky and not like other girls 😧 I bet his song titles are either in all caps or all lowercase too, he insists "it's for the aesthetic 🥺"

hm what sort of situation are they in where dispatch makes a dating scandal for them? OUHH MAYBE theyre both mcs for a music show (ignore that it's usually one guy and one girl) and they do one of those performances together and ppl are like 🤨⁉️ like imagine them doing the iconic dolphin dance together ✋ fans go CRAYZEEE the fancams hit like 20m views because their chemistry together really shines, even with such a simple song

their companies see how good they are for each other's publicities, so they really push for more of their schedules to be together.. which ofc comes at the cost of the dating scandal. they're hanging out together at some cafe idk, their managers told them to go hang out in the hopes that they would get some more publicity. what they WEREN'T expecting is for dispatch to declare that they're dating??? (that's a lie, link's manager (zelda) definitely knew smth like that would happen and she's the biggest revalink supporter 🤞)

when revali hears about this, he has a freaking meltdown to his manager teba, like 😭 lying facedown on the couch screaming into a pillow, "they think we're DATING?$:$;&2!;@/@ they really think a senior idol would go out with a rookie!!???!: SHUT UP TEBA HE IS NOT MY TYPE-"

meanwhile link has the BIGGEST celebrity crush on revali, like you know how jungkook is with namjoon? yeah 😭 so when the dating scandal comes out, link is just so flattered that people would think that he's worthy to be with revali- he's going around to anyone who will listen and is like "people think I'm with revali 😦🥰🥰" zelda is like girl calm down you're not actually together

[smallestapplin]

So I've heard of the BOTW Submas AU being here! ...I've never played BOTW, but I've definitely played Zelda! May have to make my own Zelda/Submas AU as well! ;w; If I were in the reader's place in this AU, I would definitely romance Ingo and be just friendos w Emmet. ;w; ...may have to check out your BOTW writings when I have the chance! If I'm allowed to make a request, what if the reader had a friendly monster that tagged along with them? maybe reader falls in love w Ingo and is friends w Emmet? and the monster sidekick is a mask-mimic/Shyguy? Thank u whether ur write anything or not lol.

I went with a runt Lizalfos

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From outsiders, you’re an odd group.

The hero.

The quiet, grinning man.

The stoic loud worry wot.

And a small monster, happily following.

You confuse villagers and townsfolk everywhere you go.

It’s always you walking in first, Ingo trailing right behind you, then Emmet and your small lizard friend, likely arguing.

But at camp, it’s different, it’s like a home you’ve never had before.

Though something is different, something has changed, and you aren’t sure what it is.

You tried making sure your feelings weren’t visible, the last thing you wanted was anyone to notice.

But you’re worried as to way Ingo sits further away from you, usually he’s sits at your side, right along side fang.

The runt Lizalfo had taken a liking to you, and followed you everywhere, acting more like a cat than anything.

Or as Emmet calls him, an ankle biter.

The lizard sleeps against your leg, as you rest by the fire. You stare into the flames, trying to figure out why Ingo sits away from you.

Emmet sits by his brother, grin as wide as ever, with a knowing look.

One that makes Ingo look towards the ground.

You sit on the opposite side, so you’re far enough away.

But Ingo finds it hard to take his eyes off of you.

The glow of the fire dancing across your skin, lighting up your eyes.

You look like a deity sitting before him.

He only looks away, knowing Emmet is smiling with intent.

You’re always so kind to them, you even allowed them to travel with you!

Yet you were so hard to read, he couldn’t tell if you felt the same as him or not.

He can hardly sit near you without his heart pounding.

You have him wrapped around your finger, and you don’t even know it.

Emmet does.

Emmet sees how you two are.

His best friend and brother, in love with each other! And don’t even know it! Oh he wants to laugh, he wants to tease Ingo for crushing on the hero, of all people.

But he needs to get you two together! He can’t handle hearing his brother ramble on, and on, and on about you at night.

If it wasn’t for that ankle biting lizard at your side, it would’ve been a done deal by now.

“Emmet, you’re glaring.”

Your voice snaps him out of it. He laughs awkwardly and waves you off, letting you go back to day dreaming.

Ingo side eyes his twin, his pointed ears twitching in annoyance.

“Sorry.” Emmet’s smile waivers.

The younger twin waits until you get up to make your rounds, you always check the surrounding area for monsters one last time, Fang following you happily.

Emmet leans to his brother.

“When will you make a move?”

Ingo chokes on air.

“W-what!?”

“Oh you know, you and the hero!”

The older twin looks away, his blush reaching his ears.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about. Me and the hero have nothing going on, we are just friends.”

Emmet rolls his eyes, groaning at the obvious lie.

“I don’t knooow, you got pretty upset at the shopkeep flirting with them.”

He leans back laughing at the offended sounds Ingo lets out, unable to make any words.

Cause he knows his brother is right, he was so angry, so hurt.

You’re a catch! You’re amazing! He knows anyone would be lucky to have you. But you’re also the hero, the princess’s personal champion, of course many want you.

Why would you settle for a weird builder like him?

“Just admit it! Ingo loves the hero, Ingo loves the hero!” Emmet chants, poking his brother.

Ingo groans loudly, hiding his bright red face in his hands.

“Stop! They might hear you!” The older twin tries to curl in of himself.

Trying to protect himself from his twin’s taunting.

But he’s right.

They are unaware you stand just behind, having gotten done with your rounds a while ago.

You stare at the two, eyes wide and face slowly heating up.

Ingo loves you? Like you love him?

You feel like you’re on cloud nine, knowing he feels the same away.

The lizalfo at your side tilts his head, looking rapidly between you and the twins.

Running towards them, jumping around them, joining Emmet in his movements.

The two freeze.

Realizing that if Fang is back, then so are you.

“Sorry.” Emmet whispers, hoping you hadn’t heard what he was saying.

Ingo doesn’t move, terrified of seeing your uninterested face.

It’s a face he’s seen so many times when others flirt with you, he doesn’t want to see it directed at him.

You walk forward, not saying anything. You sit down right next to Ingo, your shoulders pressed together.

You lean more on Ingo as you mess and poke with the fire.

Ingo can’t believe it, his voice caught in his throat.

He tries to move away, only for you to grab his arm and yank him back down, his back against your chest.

“Stay….please.”

Your soft voice makes him melt against you.

“Okay.” He squeaks out.

He can’t believe this is happening!

Ignoring Emmet’s silently cheering with Fang, who has no idea what’s going on.

Ingo closes his eyes and relaxes into you.

He could stay like this forever.

[chippedaxe]

yessss for karl?! omg yess please pleas please can you write a dom step sis! reader ruining innocent stepbro! karl!!

like she teases him and he just isn’t experienced at all and she just fucking destroys him, wanking him until the sensitive little bunny is crying and begging to stop from overstimulation

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Title: Silly Boy

Warnings: !TW: STEPCEST!, NSFW (Minors DNI), cursing, corruption ig, blackmail, degrading, teasing, humiliation, penis degrading, small penis, overstimulation

Pronouns: She/her Afab

Synopsis: The reader dominates Karl and knocks him down a peg.

Word count: 2k

Note: If this type of content offends you in any way then please just ignore it, I have tons of other content on my page that isn't stepcest content and you're able to blockout any stepcest content by blocking the 'tw sepcest' or 'stepcest cw' tag <3

- This prolly isn't what u wanted but I thought of this and wanted to write it! also this hasn't been proofread and it hasn't been edited at all!

*Btw Veruca Salt is a spoiled kid that gets everything she wants, from Charlie and the chocolate factory.

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Your eyes glared down at the younger boy, towering over him to show dominance "S-sis, what're you doing?" Karl asked "Trying to scare you, is it working?" you leaned down and kept eye contact with the stammering boy "u-um not really.." he stuttered out "then why're you stuttering over your words? You're obviously intimidated." you placed your hands on your hips.

"Well why're you trying to intimidate me? I'm just trying to read this book!" he groaned "Because someone has to knock you down a peg, you think just because you're younger that you can get everything you want? Well not if I can help it!" you were furious by the boy.

"What're you on about? What've I done to you?" Karl asked worriedly "You've been asking for a whole lot this week, veruca salt!" you threw your arms in the air and started pacing around him and his chair "What? Like what?" Karl was utterly confused "You've been asking for non-stop rides to your friends houses, and you've been leaving your laundry around for mother to do!" you cross your arms.

"You're overreacting!" Karl complained "Oh I'm not done! You've also been taking money from mom's purse!" you called him out "What- how did you know about that??" Karl immediately became tense "Oh you look so stressed dear brother, just relax- don't worry... I'm not gonna tell her-" Karl sighed in relief "Oh thank god" and got cut off by you finishing your sentence "-If you promise to be a good brother and listen to what your stepsister says!" you finished.

"WHAT? No way! I'm telling mom and dad!" He began to stand up but you pushed him back down "Oh no no no, you're gonna tell them what? That you stole the $200 that mom presumed was stolen by a thief? You gonna explain that to her after she already called authorities and had someone sent to jail?" you spat venom at him.

"You're evil!" Karl shouted "Me? Evil? I'm not the thief here" you grinned mischievously "Although I could be- if you don't wanna have to do everything I say then just give me something precious you own" you held your hand out expectantly "What am I supposed to give you? My soul?" Karl questioned "If you can bare to part with it then yes" you gave a mean smile in response to his sarcasm.

"I have literally nothing!" Karl exclaimed "You have your phone" you suggested "Dad would kill me if he found out I'd given it away!" He shouted "he'd kill you if he found out about that money too" you reminded him "I- I could give you... I'll let you date one of my friends!" Karl smiled nervously as he hoped you'd agree "What friends? You're a nerd, no one would want to be friends with you" snickered.

"S-Sapnap! He's strong, he loves animals, he has big muscles!" Karl said "The brute with dark hair? He's cute but not my type" you yawned "U-m.. Quackity?" a bead of sweat dropped down his face "He's super cool, really funny!" Karl was starting to worry as he was already running out of friends to pair you with "No.. My type is nerdy boys that I can dominate, ones that get nervous a lot and stutter over their sentences" you hinted.

"Oh- like Wilbur? I'm not really his friend but I can try something!!" Karl wasn't getting the hint "No, I was thinking more specifically towards someone like you." you finally told him "M-me? But I'm your brother!" Karl was in disbelief "Step-brother. And I don't really like you, I just think that you're pitiful and if you're gonna be selling someone's body to me in exchange to keep your secrets safe than it may as well be yours." you explained.

"But- Well- I've never done that before!" he put his hands up defensively "Well obviously, who would want to touch a greasy nerd like you?" you sighed. "Well- No, that's wrong!" he shook his head "Well I'm not gonna make you, just give me something else then and I'll be on my way" you told him. Karl looked down at his feet for a moment as he mulled over what was happening and what decision he was gonna make.

Karl lifted his head and made eye contact with you "Okay." he replied "Okay what? Okay you're gonna give me something?" you asked "No- I mean- okay I'm gonna give you my body" he mumbled quietly "Gonna need to speak up, can't hear you over the sound of our parents crying over having such a disappointing child" you ridiculed him.

"I'll give you my body, damnit!" he yelled "hey- quiet down, our parents are only just down stairs!" you made him shut up. "Whatever" he leaned back in his chair and slumped down "Karl. You need to give me your full consent, you can't just go 'yea whatever' and expect me to be fine with that!" you furrowed your eyebrows "Why?? What- do you need me to beg you for it?!" he was getting aggravated.

"Actually yes, I do" you decided to torment him a little bit "Big sis, please please please fuck this desperate loser" he put his hands together to make a praying gesture as he mocked you "That's more like it, runt." you grabbed his chin and forced him to face you "We can stop at any time, if you choose not to speak up then that'll be your fault" you made sure he was fully aware that he had a say even though he wasn't in control.

"Thanks. Now- how do we?" Karl was now confused on what you were gonna do, and he was having some type of delusion that he was gonna be the one in charge dominating you. "I think I'm just gonna have some fun by jerking you off, is that okay bunny?" you teased "W-what do you mean you're gonna jerk me off?" Karl asked nervously "I'm gonna stroke your dick, never done that before?" you bullied him.

"N-no, never even thought about it.." his face became red and flushed, you slowly slid onto his lap and straddled his leg "No? You haven't? Are you lying to your big sister? That's not very nice you know, Mom always told me that you shouldn't lie (Unless it's to your dad) " Karl glanced away from you and tried to hide his face "Aw you can tell me the truth, I'm a good listener after all!" you encouraged him "I haven't.." he persisted.

"Well then let me introduce you to the pleasure that is being jerked off, slide your pants down" you instructed "What? Do I have to.." he was clearly embarrassed "No. I guess I could just palm you through your pants" you shrugged. Karl sighed in relief and let out a small breath, tilting his head back in the chair and waiting for you to do what you wanted.

Your hand dipped between his legs, your palm rubbing his growing bulge "H-Hey that feels weird" he told you "So what? You want me to stop?" he shut his mouth, encouraging you to keep palming him. "This would feel a lot better if you let your cock free, instead your trapping it in your tight pants and strangling it.." you frowned "F-fine.." Karl blushed as he slowly pulled his pants down.

You watched in delight as he released his penis "Oh is this what you were worried about?" you stared down at it "O-Oh god-" Karl felt humiliated and went to put it away but you stopped him "It's cute.. I wouldn't expect a nerd's penis to be big anyways" you told him. Karl's little cock twitched at your words, moving slightly on its own "oh. my. god. You LIKE when I'm mean to you! That's why you never argue back! It all makes sense now.." Karl looked down to avert eye contact.

"That's perfect Karl, you love when I'm mean to you- and I love to make fun of you! Win Win!" you felt a small rush of excitement. Your hand wrapped around his cock which forced a choked out moan from him, his hands moving to cover his face "you're acting quite rude Karl. Look at your big sister when she's talking to you!" you ordered.

Karl slowly revealed his face, revealing how much pleasure he was having. "F-Feel's weird, let go!" he ushered you to let go of his penis, even though his body disagreed; his hips bucking up into your hand to help finish him off "Trust your big sister." you said as you continued to pump your hand around his cock. "Fuck! Fuck you!" Karl's whole body shuddered as he was having an orgasm, his penis twitching in your hand.

"Wow Karl, that was rude." you huffed and narrowed your eyes, your hand still lingering on his crotch "A-are you done now?" Karl panted as he was trying to catch his breath "Done? I've barely even started!" you laughed maniacally as you began to slowly stroke him again "Ah- no no no, that's too much!" Karl whined. "You want me to stop?" you asked him "Yes!" he exclaimed so you let go and pulled away "What?" Karl was confused and a bit upset "Hm? What is it?" you asked "You're just.. done?" he looked saddened.

"You told me to stop!" you explained "yeah but.. I didn't really mean it.." Karl's cheeks were dusted red "Well come back here then" you grabbed his hips and forced him back down onto his chair. Karl was already eager and bucking his hips up against you, your hand grabbed him again and started to jerk him off "Ah!- Ah-" Karl tried to keep quiet but couldn't help the escaped noises that came out.

You placed your free hand over his mouth to try and muffle his moans, his voice vibrating against your hand "You can never be quiet! Always have something to say, don't you?" you rolled your eyes at him. Karl clenched his eyes shut and tapped the chair repeatedly with his hand to let you know he was ready to cum again, you let him release his load yet again but you didn't remove your hand.

"A-Again?? I can only take so much.." Karl whimpered and whined "You're feeling this way already? But I've only just started!" You frowned "Well I guess I can give you a break now but there won't be any breaks later on when our parents go out to dinner." you stood up and got off him. "T-Thanks.." Karl huffed "For what?" you asked "Thanks for um- pleasuring me?" you scoffed and walked back to your room, ready to return at night time when you had Karl all to yourself.

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*guys lemme know if u want a part 2 bc I could certainly make one of the reader x karl at night time after their parents have left.

[black-suns-rim]

I wanna be crushed by White Death 👁👁

(Between dem thicc lil thighs)

It should be pretty easy, considering i am s m o l...like u <3

Naughty birb

Ah yes, White Death, my Bad Blood cult leader. I haven't introduced him here yet I believe so I will give all you guys a quick summary of him.

He was the runt of his peers and often was bullied for it. His half brother, Python, always stuck up for him. After the years of getting picked on, Tundra (white death) was obsessed with the idea of becoming a stronger hunter by any means. He genetically modified himself and fled Yautja-Prime after masicaring a couple of Enforcers that were leading him to his execution.

He crash landed on a strange planet after escaping a harsh chase. A diety started to call out to him and told him to find them. Giving him the coordinates, Tundra was led to a planet far out in the corners of space. He entered the temple the diety was being held in and Tundra freed the diety after they promised him to make him stronger and fear. The diety's name is Dhi'ki-nan.

She took him back to her home planet, leading him to her temple and bound their souls together through a kind of blood magic. This made Tundra stronger. Over the years, Tundra, now White Death, gained powers from Dhi’ki-na and started a cult. This cult is very illusive and very feared. Some believe in it while others don't. White Death can be considered as a type of demi-god.

*COuGh* There may or may not be 3 yautja of mine that look like him for a certain reason *cOuGh cOuGh*

I have way more info about him and his story if anyone wants the in depth version, but yeah, that's White Death.

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More Fem!Kendall please! How's her relationship with Roman, as we get closer to s3/4 ish? is she a "you're my baby brother" type or "fuck u for ruining my life" sister? How's Kendall's relationship with Caroline or Shiv? How about Connor? Is he a better or worse big brother when the first kid is a girl instead of an heir? Also, is roman still the runt or is the runt now Kendall and or shiv? lastly, did Kendall also get a Pony as a kid? lolol

Kendall and Roman have a very weird relationship which depends exclusively on Logan's presence, whether that's literally or figuratively. They have conversations they call "off the record" where they're not allowed to discuss business, and this allows them to be even remotely close to siblings. They're really close in age and spent a surprising amount of time together as kids, so they're close, but with Logan's treatment hovering between them. Roman desperately wants Kendall to be his sister, but will never admit it, and Kendall just can't let it go. She can't.

By later seasons, Kendall and Roman have a fierce competition for the top spot while alternating out "off the record" conversations. Roman is achingly worried about Kendall's behavior and has no idea how to communicate to her that she needs to seek treatment, so he fumbles around the topic. Kendall just wants to bullshit, wants to be fun, wants to pretend that this isn't all pretty much a living nightmare. In a way, they're close. There's just a gulf between them.

Connor doesn't engage with little sister Kendall at first. When it becomes clear Logan's treating her as the runt, though, he badly tries to make it up to her in ways that don't always really match up with what Kendall might like (she can be very femme but as a kid she always wanted to do "boy" things, not "girl" things). Kendall instinctively views it as condescending and struggles not to push back on Connor, because Connor was right when he told her to go into treatment, and he does mean well.

Caroline dislikes Kendall because Kendall is far more interested in Logan's approval than she is with Caroline's. She's Logan's daughter. She doesn't hide her disapproval of the way Kendall acts with men, either, in her own way. She's as toxic to Kendall as Logan is, again, in her own way.

She definitely had a pony. She named it Raiden after a Mortal Kombat character and was a very serious horse girl while being as stubborn as she could about being a "girl" about it. God forbid.

[whaleofatjme1920]

What about a small fic?

Imagine. Reader is a runt who goes off on their own quite often. They're called to The Operator's office, and before they even enter- "Where have you been?"

"With my group" (You can make this your OCs or Masky and the rest)

The door shuts behind them. "You wanna try that again?"

Turns out they were trying to avoid the hazing process by hanging with independents.

Awkward Confrontations

[Masky, Hoodie, Toby and Kate X F!Reader]

[Warnings: Language, mentions of violence]

[AN: something REALLY SHORT I'm so sorry-]

The Slender Man bristled as he finally watched you walk into his office, head low and steps quiet.

"Sir," you begin to greet, not being able to meet the faceless being's face. "You asked for me?"

He crosses his arms angrily across his chest, his brow bone furrowing together in anger. 'Do you care to tell me about your poor performance, Miss Reader?' The tall being asks, his anger bubbling over and up in knots.

You shake your head. "My poor performance, sir?" You ask, attempting to hide your insubordination.

He hisses and leans down, face coming deadly close to yours. You can feel the heat radiating off of him. 'Do not play coy, girl. Not when I know you've been slacking.' A pause comes from his voice before he waves something forward.

Your heart drops. You can see the masked faces of both Masky and Hoodie, and the disappointed eyes of Toby and Kate. They walk forward with hesitance, almost as if they're expecting you to die once this whole interaction is over. Masky looks decidedly pissed off at seeing you.

"Do you care to explain yourself?" Masky asks, voice low and dripping with sarcasm.

You shake your head again. "No-"

"Then what the hell have you been doing in your absence?" Masky seethes. "I should put you down for even denying it-"

Your boss nodding in agreement has your heart racing.

Toby sighs as Kate steps forward, her gaze soft as she approaches you. She's always been the sweetest one in your group, ready to take care of you where Masky might beat you silly.

"What aren't you telling us?" She asks gently, hand resting warmly on your shoulder.

You shift uncomfortably and look into her dark eyes. "I've just been busy," you trail off, attempting to stall.

Toby scoffs. "R-Reader, you've always b-b-been bad at bullshitting u-us."

"Spit it out," Hoodie begins, voice dipping down to something deep and threatening, "Or I will force it out of you."

You gulp thickly and focus back on Kate, your head already showing your boss everything he needs to know.

He laughs. It fills your head thickly and richly, almost as if he finds the situation amusing. 'You are pathetic,' he states, tendrils whipping around you like a cage.

Kate holds you tighter. "Just say it, make it easier for all of us."

You take in a deep, shaky breath. "I'm sorry," you start. "I've been... I've been hanging out with independents-"

Masky growls. "You've been what?"

"Independents," Hoodie repeats, his voice dry. "She's been hanging out with independents over her own group."

Toby cocks his head to the side and begins advancing towards you - he's only briefly stopped by Kate shaking her head 'no' at him before she turns her attention back to you.

"Why on earth would you be..?" She asks, her voice soft and attempting to understand you.

You swallow thickly again.

The Slender Man laughs coldly. 'She fears the hazing process,' he states, his tendrils threatening to close in on you.

Laughter rings out from the men in your group.

Your pupils minimize to the size of pinpricks.

'Give her something to really fear for this fuck up,' the Slender Man leers, watching as you curl back into yourself, wishing you were anywhere else but here.

[cheekygreenty]

Little Witch- Part 11

The Darkling x Reader

I’m backkkkkkkkk besties 🥰🥰

The rest of the day was spent doused in the work the Darkling had given you earlier, so the time you would have spent otherwise mulling over his plans for the stag had to be pushed out of the way.

You had plenty of time left until the evening's dinner, where you would be formally announced as Deputy General to the Grisha of the Little Palace. You had already signed off on official letters to the camp commanders and First-Army leaders stating your position, but you doubted there would be any fuss from them.

Your own Grisha is who you had to be worried about. They didn't do well with change. Especially not when it came to a mysterious all-powerful Grisha coming and taking control of an army they'd never seen them be a part of before.

Nonetheless, this was happening whether they wanted it or not. Ravka needed to present a united front and adding another person to strengthen said front was essential. All you hoped for was a peaceful transition, no blood-baths. To hell if they whispered or rumored, you could handle that, you've been handling it.

You had a list of ever-changing priorities in your head, and on top of it was always Alina. You cared for your Grisha, no matter how much they hated you or how much you disliked them, and Alina wasn't any exception. You felt a pang of guilt flow through you at the thought of Aleksander using her against her better conscience but you shoved it away quickly. There was nothing you could do but talk to him and question him about the plan.

The plan. The stupid plan. You called it stupid because you didn't know anything about it and against your better judgment, it made you doubt his trust. Was it so bad, so cruel, that he couldn't tell me? Before you came to the Little Palace, you told yourself you wouldn't blindly trust anybody anymore. Aleksander had to be held to that standard too.

Your door was left slightly ajar, you were sick of the knocking at this point so when you heard a feminine voice call out your name you looked up instantly, ready to be hit with more reports.

'Ms.Y/L/N? I have been sent by the General to see if you wish to use any of my help' The red-haired Grisha looked at you with her bright blue eyes. Her white kefta pressed to perfection.

'You must be Genya' You stood up and welcomed her in.

'Sorry about the room, as you can see I don't have a proper desk yet' you laughed and watched her closely as she studied you. 'What do you do exactly? It's been years since I heard of a tailor and I've never had the pleasure to meet one.'

You noticed a look of surprise at your black kefta. If she had any questions, she most certainly didn't feel comfortable asking, he probably told her not to ask.

'I do all sorts of things, change the color of your hair, get rid of pesky scars, anything you don't like about yourself really..... well except your character, there's nothing anyone can do about that' She waved off and sat you down at your vanity, carefully pushing papers to one side.

'So? How about it?' She looked at you through the mirror and you pondered.

'Maybe the eye bags need to go?'

She nodded deeply, 'Definitely' you couldn't help but feel a little offended, but mostly amused.

'What do you propose then, Genya?'

'Hmmm, the eyebags for sure, put some color on your cheeks,-' She combed her hands through your hair and bit the inside of her cheek '-the hair needs something too, perhaps some shine?'

'Perhaps' You mused.

'I shall get to work then' she smiled.

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After your pampering session with Genya and prying her open (more like soothing her) to talking about life at the Palaces and her life, you came to the conclusion that you would die for her. She was so kind and strong, no wonder she and Alina were always seen together, they were two peas in a pod. Her humor and wittiness, like yours, was refreshing, a breath of fresh air in the stiff and formal palace.

You didn't bother changing. The truth was you were tired already and a full day hadn't even passed of your new job. How did I do this for so many years? But still, you managed to put on your bravest smile and walk in the domed hall with your head held high and your black kefta on a show like a trophy.

Unlike the other time you and Aleksander dined together here, he was already sitting in his chair. Ivan was standing, ready to announce any war news and casualties. You could see Alina looking at you with a confused look on her face, but she still gave you a welcoming smile.

You sat down and cleared your throat in the deafening silence. Ivan began to speak but you heard none of it. Your head too full with thoughts on how this situation could go. You felt Aleksander move his hand to your thigh in a calming manner. You looked over to him and shot him a tight smile, before looking back to Ivan who was sitting down. Here goes nothing.

You stood up with Aleksander. The Grisha in the room couldn't understand what was going on, who was that person, wearing black nonetheless, sitting at the right side of the Darkling, on her own custom chair. The list of anomalies was never-ending.

He spoke first 'Today is a monumental day for the Second-Army, for all Grisha, for Ravka. Y/N Y/L/N has returned to the Little Palace and will be reprising her role of Deputy General, Second in Command of the Second Army.'

Nobody spoke but if looks could kill, I would be halfway into my grave by now.

'Ms. Y/L/N will play an essential part in our fight for freedom and justice. She is an outstanding leader, sometimes even better than I am, for she leads with compassion and understanding for all. She deserves nothing but the utmost respect and loyalty. If you for one second doubt her abilities, you might as well put cuffs around your own wrists, for disrespecting her is disrespect for me. I put my full faith in her.'

He turns to you and sits down, giving you all the attention.

'None of you will remember my reign as Deputy General, but I assure you I know what I am doing. The Little Palace and your lives are of most importance to me. I am here to protect and care for you, yes I will be giving commands, but rest be assured they are in your best interest.'

'I don't represent one order of Grisha, I represent and unite all of you-' You look towards the Etherialki '-I can summon the strongest of gales and light the Palace's fires-'

You turn your head toward the Materialki '-I can bend any metal, bleed fabric of its color-'

Your eyes meet Fedyor's '-I can soothe a heart and crush every bone in a body-'

You stand straighter '- and I can summon the shadows, call the darkness. With me at your side, I will make the Grisha kind loved once again, we will not be hunted or enslaved. Ravka's borders will be peaceful. I am putting my trust into each and every single one of you to help me achieve our utopia'

You sit back down and only then do you notice your shaking hands. You don't dare look up out of fear but a calming hand on your back almost forces you to. And you're glad because almost every Grisha in the room is looking, no, worshipping you. Their eyes glazed over and their mouths open in shock. Even Zoya looked astounded.

He leans in to whisper in your ear 'I'm so proud of you'

*****

You ate amongst the other Grisha that night, feeling a sense of belonging and confidence pulsing through you. It went down way better than you'd expected. Nobody threw a fit or tried your life. And you were happy. The sleep you had that night was the best you'd had in years.

The next morning, and the morning after that, was taken up entirely by work. Aleksander went away and so you were left with the runt of the jobs. But you had made yourself extremely comfortable in his quarters. At first, you only came to make use of the war room, then you sat at his desk to drink your tea and concentrate on work, and ultimately fell asleep in his bed, enclosed by his scent and those forgiving black sheets.

There was so much work to do and only so many hours in the day, and Aleksander decided to make life that much harder by renewing the search for Morozova's stag. You couldn't keep up.

You were waiting on a certain somebody. You had instructed the oprichniki to bring her here right after she was done with Baghra, no later. And so you stood there, inspecting the war table when a gentle knock echoed throughout the room.

'Come in'

'Deputy General' She addressed you with a curt nod.

'Please Alina, call me Y/N' you looked at her from your place at the table, hands resting on the map. She looked slightly uncomfortable but way less scrawny than when you'd first seen her. Her hair was filler and her skin glowed. She looked healthy now. Aleksander must see this too.

'I can see using your powers has affected you in more ways than one.'

'Oh-yes umm.. my appetite's grown so much since I got here it's rather funny' She was growing more comfortable.

'That's completely normal if you're using your powers more often' You smiled and walked around to her. 'I thought we could have a cup of tea or two, and you could tell me all about yourself Alina, and the things that are troubling you. I don't want you to feel like you're all alone in this place.'

'Dep- Y/N I assure you I am most certainly fine. There’s no need t-’

'I was once like you… and I can sense a troubled soul with my eyes closed.'

She stared at you with her defensive walls up, not letting any emotion slip though the cracks behind her eyes.

‘Alina… I mean you no harm. I’m just worried. Isn’t it nice to have someone worry for Alina and not the sun-summoner for a change?’ You cracked a sad smile and walked over to the tea the servants had brought.

‘Sugar?’

Part 12

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[mallowstep]

Read your Nightshade/Misty fics...I really want to draw some fanart now. Do you have a description for Nightshade and your version of Mistyfoot?

hi um i am on the high of finishing my first assignment of the year and then i saw this <333

thank u so much to begin with! okay uhh mistyfoot first bc i have a photo for her:

i'm still tweaking my exact thoughts but i think lighter grey leading up to her body? on all her legs. and longer fur. like. just a little. i am thinking of a very specific cat named lexi (but called sexy lexi bc she is the sweetest thing on four legs just wants love and is VERY pretty) but i don't have any photos of her to demonstrate.

anyway point is dark grey, white fur on paws and neck. also and this is hyperspecific but courtesy of ioth, my mistyfoot design does very specifically have a small spot of white under her chin.

and yes yes blue eyes. obviously. we ignore real cat eye colours for blue-eyed mistyfoot. and in general. i'm not accurate w eye colours in general xd.

okay anyway, for nightshade:

she's mostly just a solid black cat. i waver on whether she or mistyfoot has longer fur, but they're roughly the same. her main defining feature ngl is "buff gf." she's also literally twice the size of mistyfoot. referring everyone back to this diagram, mistyfoot is 05 and nightshade is 01. (that's also taller than her brother. while i'm here. tigerstar is the runt of his litter.)

she's got uhhh i think i said copper eyes bc more cats need copper eyes.

realistically girlie also probably has some scars &c (as does mistyfoot) but i'm not great with those also they both have thick fur which hides it xd.

yeah! nothing too complicated on either of their parts.

[sexy-bee-juice]

“I love[d] you”

Pairing: Tsukishima x reader

Warnings: angst, mentions of cheating, light mentions of smut??(i am so sorry if its bad but i’ve never written it so-), fighting [karasuno throwin hands-]

Summary: Tsukki cheats on reader, and the team finds out after you break down.

https://youtu.be/50VNCymT-Cs

heres a song to make it worse. Im sorry.

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“Kei?”

“Hmm?” He said, looking up from his book.

You were both in bed, cuddling, you looking through your phone, with your boyfriend of only one year beside you. Sure, it’s only been a year, but you’ve been crushing on him since middle school. Feelings ran deep.

You smiled at him.

“I love you.” He stared at you for only a moment, then looked away blushing.

“I love you too.” Then he reached over and kissed you lightly on the forehead. “To the moon and back.”

*

It had been nearly four months since you had first said those words to Kei, and you were still head over heels for him.

You were the manager for the Karasuno Volleyball Club, and a third year. You were only making your way to the gym where they were practicing, skipping along, happy because the older third years were coming back to see the team.

Kageyama and Hinata were going to be ecstatic, especially Hinata. Suga, Azumane, and Sawamura were already on their way. Then your phone beeped with a message from Kei.

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can’t make it to practice today, head hurts tell evryone else

*

You frowned. When you had left his house earlier he seemed fine... Oh well. Later you just needed to make him some of that tea you had at your house that your mother always made for you when you had a headache.

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alrightyyyyy. see you after practice. i’ll tell the alums u cant make it bby! hope you feel better soon! :)

*

No reply. You brushed it off, as he usually did this to you. Plus his head hurt as well.

You checked the time, and jumped as you saw you were still ten minutes away from the gym, and you were supposed to be there fifteen minutes before everyone else. AHHHHHHH. Gotta rush, gotta rush, gotta rushhhhh. You thought as you ran as fast as you could to where practice was gonna be.

When you finally reached the school, you saw that Shoyo and Tobio were already there, with Shoyo bouncing around, singing whatever song he came up with, probably mere minutes before, and Tobio aggressively yelling at him, trying to pull him down.

“Hey guys! Stop that sorry Im late lets get inside and you two can start warming up before everyone else gets here oh my god I need water-” You said, out of breath and gasping, dripping in sweat.

Shoyo smiled and offered you his hand to the place where you had fallen on the ground.

“Hey! No worries y/n-Chan! I have some water for you here! Well, it was supposed to be for me, but you can have cuz I don't need it and I’m sure I can get someone else to share with me!” You smiled up gratefully at Shoyo, and took his extended hand, pulling yourself up.

An instant sense of cool relief flowed over you as you swallowed down the chilling water. God, you couldn’t have asked to be the manager for a better team.

Soon, the rest of the team began to minnow in, laughing and talking, carefree as usual, until (as expected) Shoyo nearly jumped on Tobio after giving the loudest screech ever.

“Jeez, what happened? GET OFF ME YOU RUNT! SCRUB! IDIOT! I SWEAR I’LL-” The words died in his throat as he saw who has just entered the gym.

“AH! SUGA-SAN! AZUMANE-SENPAI! CAPTAIN! NOYA-SANNNNNN! TANAKA-SENPAI!!!!” You smiled, looking back to the alums of Karasuno.

“AHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHOYOOOOOOOOOOOO!” Bellowed Noya as he jumped over to Shoyo, Tanaka at his heels.

“BROOOOOOOO WE MISSED YOU!” said Tanaka, tackling both Tobio and Shoyo in a hug, lifting them both off the floor.

“HEY GERROF!” said Tobio, muffled by his jacket.

You walked up to the older alums, smiling greetings and welcomes.

“So? How’s things with you all?” You asked.

“Ehhh, same old, same old. How you managing...as...manager-? I- wait-” stutters Azumane.

“No, no, its fine. These two still fight and bicker but they’re easy to manage nowadays.”

“oh? Jeez, y/n-Chan, you have it easy.” Said Suga. “When I was still here as a third-year, it was definitely harder to manage them, and the rest of the team...”

You smiled, happy to see them, and continued watching the four freaks reunite.

“I miss my children...” You heard Suga murmur, barely discernable from the now probably-not-human-noises the four were making. Daichi and Azumane were trying their best not to burst out laughing behind Suga, who was wistfully staring at his “children”.

You were pulled out of your thoughts when Daichi-san asked you the one thing you forgot to tell them.

“So...where’s Tsukishima?” He asked, looking around as if your boyfriend were hiding. As if he would do something so childish.

“oh! Yeah, I forgot to tell you all. He said to tell you all. He said he had to skip today because his head was hurting.”

“Ah, yes. The head pain. An unfortunate enemy.” said Tanaka-san, looking up from the place he was wrestling with the team. You giggled.

“Well, when Kiyoko-senpai arrives i think i might leave for a bit to take care of Kei, then i’ll come back, just letting you guys know, so don’t-”

“SHIMIZU-SENPAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII” You heard Noya and Tanaka yell simultaneously.

“And that’s my cue-” You said swiveling to the door, and sprinting back to the Tsukishima residence.

As the door was always open for you, you didn’t even bother knocking, but entered right away. Nobody seemed to be home either.

As you silently made your way to your boyfriends room, you saw that you were pretty much already a significant part of their lives. They had pictures of you with them all, framed. Sticky notes with reminders for you on the fridge. You even had a spot at the table with them, for the nights you stayed for dinner.

Truly, this was your home.

https://youtu.be/Mhj15W23IjA        [more pain, you masochist’s]

You smiled softly as you made your way to his bedroom, humming along the way, so any other sound went unnoticed by you.

As you reached his door, you smiled at the little dino sticker he had stuck there at the beginning of your relationship. It was worn, but it still stuck there, serving as a reminder.

“It’s so you don’t get lost when you need to find me in the house. It shouldn’t be hard, but knowing you, you can go out for milk then buy a swimming pool.” You smiled as he smacked it on, and he turned the knob to his door, permitting you to enter.

You turned the knob.

“Tsukki? I know I should have come earlier or something but could you help me with-”

“Idiot. Just get in here. I couldn’t care less anyways, what? Can’t solve a simple question?”

“Tsukiiiiiiii, stop being so meaaaannnn.” he smirked at you.

“Don’t call me that.” you blinked up at him.

“uhhhh...call you what?”

“Tsukki. Don’t call me that.”

“oh. um. ok then.”

“call me Kei.”

you smiled up at him, tears swimming in your eyes.

You cracked open the door.

“Y/n?” He opened the door to his room, the dinosaur sticker still on it, only a couple months old.

“Yuppers.” he tilted your face up to him with his thumb and forefinger. “I-oh.”

Then he leaned down and kissed you ever so softly on your lips, eyes fluttering shut.

“I want you to stay with me forever...” He whispered.

“I will.” He smiled.

“Then I will too”

And you opened the door, smiling to yourself due to all the memories you made in this very spot.

Then your eyes widened.

no.

no.

NO.

NO...

It can’t be real...

Kei would never.

but he.... he did.

And he didn’t even notice you open the door, he didn’t even see you or hear the gasp you let out as you took in what you saw. He only looked up from the girl he was fucking in front of him, sweaty and panting, bites and scratches over his back and on his neck, when you slammed the door.

No tears ran down your face, like most people. You just ran back to the gym, not even really getting tired just...numb.

he promised. He promised to be yours forever.

but he must have crossed his fingers. done something stupid. because he lied. he wasn’t ever soley yours. he wasn’t, he couldn’t be.

But still. You couldn’t cry.

1) You don’t cry. You never cried.

2)You couldn’t let anyone see you weren’t ok.

Fake it ‘till you make it.

“WAIT. Y/N! WAIT, WAIT WAIT, DON’T GO!” But why would you listen?

Everything went by in a blur. you were minutes away from the gym.

Minutes away from safety.

Then you could hide behind a mask and never let anyone see.

“Oh, hey y/n-Chan! That was kinda quick.” Said Daichi. You inhaled, pushing everything away.

You giggled.

“Uh, yeah. Kei had his mom there so I left it up to her, plus he told me to get back to practice.” He smiled.

“Glad to hear he’s doing alright.” You smiled back.

“Yeah. Anyways. Anything happen while I was gone?” He shook his hed.

“Just the usual. Noya and Tanaka with the freak twins are in a two-on-two, trying to kill each other, and Suga and Asahi are kinda trying to stop the death part.”

“Ah. I see. The norm then.”

“Y/n!” You froze.

NO. nononono not now.

Why would he do this if he never really cared?

“Oh, hey look! Its Tsukishima!” Said Daichi, a smile still on his face.

But rather than running towards him, like you usually would, you ran away. Right into the gym, and...

Right into Suga’s arms.

“Hey, slow down a bit or you might be worse than Noya and knock me over!” He smiled at you. But he was just too intuitive for his own good, damn it, and his smile fell immediately.

“Is something the matter?” You composed your expression, smacking a smile back onto your face, and as you opened your mouth to say all was fine, you were cut off.

“Y/n! no no no I can explain!” You looked at Suga. Fear in your eyes. Did he figure it out? But you didn’t want to look at Kei right now. You couldn’t.

“y/n? What happened?” You looked back up at him.

“...Nothing. I’m fine.”

“No! Y/n! You don’t understand! I love you! And only you!”

Oh, he shouldn’t have said that.

Because that’s what broke you.

And soon you had squirmed out from Suga’s grasp and fallen onto the floor, sobbing. You never cried. But if you didn’t just this once, you might have exploded.

“Y/n?! What-?”

Then suddenly the whole team was surrounding. You, some of them kneeeling down to your height.

“...y/n? W-what happened?” Asked Yamaguchi. You looked up at him, tears still streaking down your face.

“I-It was...I don’t-”

“Y/n! Y/n, please listen! Please, please, please I’m begging you!” Called Kei as he finally reached the doors to the gym, panting and gasping.

“Why would I listen to you? H-How am I supposed to believe anything you say anymore?”

At this, he reeled back, your words finally hitting him.

But before anyone moved, Daichi looked between both of you, and crouched down beside you. And so softly, he whispered:

“Did he...Please don’t tell me he did...? He cheated...?” You nodded and started to sob harder, and soon you were wrapped up in his embrace, while he petted the back of your head, whispering consoltations into your ear.

Unfortunately for Kei, the whole team heard.

“He did what to you?” Asked Noya, staring right at you, a stone cold expression on his face.

“He cheated on her.” Said Daichi, looking between you and Tsukki. “Tsukishima cheated on y/n.”

“And in the next moment, before anyone could react, Suga was standing right in front of Tsukki, glaring at him with the most terrifying expression on his face anyone has ever seen.

“You did what?”

“I- I c-cheat-” But before Tsukki could finish sentence, Suga had punched him right in the face.

“HOW COULD YOU?!?! WHY WOULD YOU EVER DO THAT TO ANYONE?!?” He screamed, tears now streaming down his face. “SHE LOVED YOU WITH ALL HER HEART AND LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO HER!” He pointed to you and Daichi.

“I-I didn’t m-mean to-” Stuttered Tsukki, eyes blown wide in fear, tears prickling in the corner, so close to spilling over.

“I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO HER! LOOK WHAT YOU DID!” It looked like he was ready to land another punch across his face before Noya and Tanaka were there holding him back, and began to bring him back to where you were, still screaming at Tsukishima, tears likewise streaming down his face.

“Hold her.” Ordered Daichi, looking at Suga, who nodded and cradled you, still shaking.

“Hey, hey, calm down, I’m here, i’m here...”

This time Noya and Hinata were standing right in front of the boy who so towered over them.

“I don’t want you to come near her for a while. I don’t want to look at you anymore.” Said Noya, serious as ever. Tsukishima nodded.

As he looked to Hinata, he realized that tears were pricking the corners of his eyes, and he looked mad. Really mad. Then suddenly, he was on the ground, a sharp pain in his back.

Hinata had pushed him. He looked down at him, and shook his head, as if saying no.

But he didn’t say anything, and just walked away.

But, why? Why didn’t he yell? Why didn’t he scream? Why was he so... SO DAMN QUIET?!

Before Noya could do anything, as he was expected to do, Tanaka was there, herding them both away, and completely ignoring Tsukishima. Whatever they were doing, it made it worse.

Azumane couldn’t even go near Tsukishima.

Not only because he didn’t want to be near him, but because he was afraid. Not afraid of Tsukishima, no.

He was afraid because he might lose control. He might hurt him.

Then Daichi was there.

“I don’t want you to even come near her until she’s ready to talk to you. Do you understand me?” He nodded. Daichi glared at him for a minute that could have been an hour, a moment completely suspended in time.

“Then get out of here.” And Tsukishima scrabbled to his feet, not once looking away from Daichi until he was completely up on his feet. Only then did he let the tears fall.

You were gone now. And look what he did.

As he ran away from the Gym, you thought it was laughter you heard coming from Tsukishima, when really, he was sobbing.

You kept listening even as his cries echoed through the clearing, and even when they were gone.

“I loved you, Tsukishima.” You whispered.

a/n: Makin myself cry here

[blxetsi]

modern levi ackerman dating headcanons

lowercase intended !

levi ackerman x gn!reader

- firstly, lets get love language out of the way

- i think his love language would be acts of service

- so like, he'll brew your coffee for you and set out your favourite mug when he goes to the kitchen to make his tea (bc we all know he'd wake up earlier than you 🙄)

- or he'll pick up a muffin from your favourite bakery on his way home

- or if you ask him to remind you to do something later, he's immediately writing it out on a sticky note and sticking it somewhere youd notice

- he notices youre getting low on your favourite moisturizer ? or lipbalm ? he's taking a picture of the packaging and getting it the next time he drives past walmart or smth

- he just does little things that help make your day better

- now i feel like a lot of people say this already, but he is NOT very comfortable with public displays of affection

- its not that he doesnt like it when you touch him, or hold his hand, or kiss his cheek, he just gets flustered and feels like everyone is watching you two

- but one thing he does allow is looping your arms together while you walk, especially in crowded streets

- it doesnt mean he doesnt like being close with you, he just hates doing it public. when youre alone ? hes ALL OVER YOU.

- "will you play with my hair ?"

- "levi im working."

- "okay can you multitask ?" motherfucker 😐

- doesnt matter if hes the big spoon or little spoon, just being close to you is enough.

- also would try and get used to your love language

- if your love language is physical touch hes genuinely surprised by how many times you put his hands on him each day (NOT in a sexual way) like even his mother never touched him as much and he's a momma's boy 😳

- when you wake up your coming out to the kitchen to fill your coffee, but not before kissing the top of his head as you walk past

- then youre guzzling down your coffee like its water before putting it in the sink and walking back, petting his head in the process

- you'll hug him while hes cooking, or brushing his teeth. youre giving him kisses before he leaves and when he comes home, just little small acts of love, but it happens so frequently that levi cant help but notice it

- your love language is verbal affirmations ? youre getting your coffee while saying "goodmorning beautiful"

- "i love yous" are thrown at him a lot, they never fail to make him feel better

- youll compliment this man and he short circuits for a second, quickly gets used to it as time goes on

- also too i think he'd be taller in a modern au, but not very very tall like erwin, im talking 5'7" to 5'9"

- and he's fine with his height, it doesn't bother him that much, he's the average height of a man so what's the big deal ?

- also he really doesnt care about height either. youre shorter than him ? cool, that means he can bend down to give you little forehead kisses. around the same height as him ? awesome, that makes it easier for him to give you a peck on the lips. taller than him ? mf he'll climb you like a tree if he has to. really doesn't care.

- also doesn't have a preferences for body type or anything. he thinks that character is way more important than looks 100% and he'll always find different things about you beautiful. your laugh is weird ? k now he's making you two watch a john mulaney special to so youll laugh. hate your belly and wanna lose weight, he's holding you and telling you to only lose weight if you genuinely want to be "healthier" and not so you get skinny. your acne scars bother you ? he's kissing your cheeks a lot more than usual, but you can't complain. literally Loves Every Part of You

- also i think his family would absolutely ADORE YOU and his friends for that matter

- miss kuchel is pulling you into a hug the first time she sees you, and is so accomodating and sweet. shes genuinely interested in your interests and what you do for a living, and will NOT hesitate to get levi's baby pictures out if you ask.

- his uncle ? he probably wont be there for the family dinner, but then kuchel's gonna call him up like "levi's s/o ?? absolutely spectacular !!" and then hes like "huh maybe i gotta come visit to see the runt and his lover"

- also i think in a modern au, kuchel wouldve gotten really sick when levi is a boy, so kenny would have came home to take care of his sister and try and take care of levi. in the end she got better, and he went back to his own home, but now she requests that he come for at least one family holidy so they can all spend it together

- BUT back to mr. ackerman

- idk what he'd do in modern times, i used to think he'd be a good english professor for a university, but then i saw a headcanon that he'd go into law school and become a lawyer, and honestly ?? it makes sense

- after a long day at work he just wants to come home to you, he'll find you on the couch reading or doing some of your own work, so he'll just slip off his coat and blazer and undo his tie while slipping off his shoes by the door. before plopping his head in your lap and requesting you to play with his hair.

- if you don't live with him hes taking a shower and then immediately calling you asking to come over. if you can ?? great he'll be in bed waiting to be spooned. if not, thats fine, but levi would like to facetime and rant.

- also has the absolute WORST road rage

- "that little prick cut me off !"

- "levi he's taking his driver's test !"

- "so ? i hope that instructor doesn't give the idiot a pass 🙄" and then will immediately honk his horn at the poor kid.

- also wouldnt be a clean freak like in canonverse. his whole "everything has to be spotless" stuff stems from trauma, specifically being left in an apartment with his decaying mother for weeks on end, but since kuchel is alive that never happens

- were things a little hectic during the time she was sick ? sure ! but kenny always tried to tidy up a bit when he saw it was getting to levi.

- levi just likes things to be neat and tidy, he doesnt do a deep clean of his apartment every two weeks, but always makes sure to clean up his messes as soon as they happen

- also doesnt like to fight

- his mom raised him with the idea that communication is key, and always encouraged him to "explain why hes upset" so they could work together to come up with a solution

- its something hes taken with him to adulthood, and even though sometimes he sounds like hes talking to a child when hes trying to get you to "use your words" he really doesnt mean to

- if youre yelling at him he'll stand there like 😐 and wait until youre out of breath so he can say "okay lets talk about this"

- is also very handy

- have a hole in your wall ? hes coming over to fix it

- need a lightbulb changed ? hes got u dont worry

- you need to assemble a piece of furniture ? he glances at the step by step guide once before hes putting it together

- hes so great at that stuff, and you only have kenny to thank

- literally when kenny first came to stay with levi and kuchel when she was sick, the kitchen light went out and he asked levi to screw another lightbulb in, the poor kid stood there like 🤨 and when kenny said "what ? you don't know how to change a fucking lightbulb ?" levi shook his head and said "uncle kenny im seven 😐"

- kenny was APPALLED. and immediately made it his mission to make levi as handy as himself.

- also, dates with him are rlly lowkey.

- he likes being in your company, so staying home and ordering take out is AWESOME in his opinion. sometimes he'll dress up and make a fancy meal with you.

- if you like going to carnivals and stuff, he's reluctant but eventually caves. wins you a lot of the prizes.

- "fuck. this shit is rigged y/n"

- "sorry levi, lets go do something else !"

- "what ? no. give me another dollar im getting you that fucking turtle"

- hange always wants to see you. levi makes it his life mission to keep you away from them as much as possible. not because he doesnt want you to get along with his friends, just because he knows that hange will spill some embarassing secrets from his college days.

- erwin ? hes okay but hes on thin fucking ice.

- also is very gentlemanly. will not only hold the door for you but for everyone. hes waiting in line for his order and someone comes up behind him and asks him to scootch so they can get some napkins ? mf its grabbing a handful himself and handing it to the person, wishing them a nice day with a small smile. hes just like,, a genuinely good person

- his singing voice ? immaculate. will he sing for you ? no.

- he also loves playing board games with you. like chess or checkers. you love playing board games with him and his friends, specifically monopoly. hange makes moblit form an alliance with them. mike is a lone wolf, and erwin and levi are always helping each other out until erwin betrays him. lots of trust is ruined between these game nights, but you literally cant bring yourself to care because its so fun to watch it unfold

this is my first headcanon thingy !! im v excited !! hope u all enjoyed 🤩✨ should i do more headcanons like these ???

- all in all, levi is a cool guy, and a cool bf.

[cabinofimagines]

Candy for Dinner (Leo Valdez xReader)

A/N: I really projected myself into Leo and I’m not sorry -Danny

Words: 634

Request: Eh u want spooky request I see well I (an anon) thought of taking Harley trick n treating w idk ur fave uuuuuuuhhhhh leo

“I’m going to eat all the candy in one sitting!” Harley exclaimed.

“I don’t think that’s good for the belly, little buddy,” Y/N chuckled.

“Why wait till you’re sitting down? You should eat it as soon as they give it to you,” Leo replied.

“Don’t do that!” Y/N said in horror. “Don’t listen to your brother, Harley, he’s unhinged!”

“Don’t be a killjoy!” Leo nudged Y/N’s side. “You should try it.”

“I’m not six years old, I won’t eat candy until my teeth fall out of my mouth!”

“Your teeth won’t fall c’mon, live a little!”

“Stop arguing!” Harley groaned. “You sound like a couple.”

“Well, Harley dear, we are a couple,” Leo raised a brow.

Something warm and pleasing spread across Y/N’s chest. The relationship with Leo was relatively new, which meant that both of them would still get all giddy and loving at the thought– What had Hazel called it? Their honeymoon phase.

“Not all couples argue though,” Leo continued. “Y/N just loves to see me all worked up, thinks it’s attractive.”

“Valdez!” Y/N warned him, blushing all the way down to the neck. “Harley doesn’t need to hear this. Let’s just go to the next house, okay?”

“Hmm,” Harley nodded, absently rummaging through his bag of candy.

“Thank you for helping me with the little man,” Leo said, inching closer to Y/N. “He insisted on doing this for days, I was worried about his safety in the mortal world, but I think that monsters get a little confused when they see so many weird things out in the night…”

“It’s not a problem, I love Halloween,” Y/N smiled. “Been a while since I last went out to ask for candy… besides, I’ll always take any opportunity I can get to spend some alone time with you.”

Leo laughed quietly, raising a brow and adopting his teasing smirk.

“Are you saying you actually enjoy my company?”

“You’re my boyfriend, Leo.”

“I know but I’m not tired to hear you say nice things to me yet,” He said, pulling Y/N closer.

“I’m not tired of saying them either…”

They were about to kiss when Harley gawked in front of them, throwing empty wrappers at their faces.

“Stop!”

“Hey, don’t throw garbage on the street, you little runt!” Leo picked up the wrappers and put them away in his pocket. “Keep walking, we still have ten houses to visit on this street.”

“Can we buy dinner afterwards?”

“Dinner?” Y/N snorted. “You’re eating candies since five in the afternoon, how are you hungry?”

“I’ll buy you tacos,” Leo shrugged. “I’m in the mood for them too.”

“What?” Y/N looked at the boy in surprise. “Harley’s going to throw up on Festus if you feed him more than necessary.”

“Hey, you never turn your back on taquitos!” Leo pointed an accusing finger to Y/N. “They’re the best dinner you could get.”

“If you say so,” Y/N teased. “I’m more of a coffee and cereal for dinner kind of person.”

“That’s it. I’m breaking up with you,” Leo made a pained expression. “I can’t believe you’d rather eat cereal than tacos. Who hurt you?”

“The ones I ate that time we went to Mexico and I ended up spending the rest of the weekend in the bathroom.”

“You guys are so weak, honestly,” Leo rolled his eyes. “You eat one sus taco and suddenly you’re dying. You need to get a better immune system. You know how you get that? By eating more sus tacos.”

“I’m not sure that’s how it works.”

“Well if you die I’ll tell everyone you died an honourable death,” He replied with an easy-going smile. “Now let’s go, I want to steal some reese’s out of Harley’s bag…”