#based. hell yeah

[skrunksthatwunk]

miraculous world: new york asks the bold question: what if batman and superman were lesbian married with children

[azvhaalk]

glorious evolution

[i-reblog-castiel]

"Angels have very colorful wings" factoid actually statistical error. Castiel Supernatural, whose wings glitter in every shade of the rainbow both visible and inconceivable, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

[piopon]

I cant believe I got hit by the Wild Kratts nostalgia train ._.

[troubldteenz]

explodes them with my mind

[ryllen]

" no one will know ~~ ♥♥♥ "

- more like me thinking of Trey going ham if Jade is in a pinch

[cultofthewyrm]

by Richard Pace

[thebibliosphere]

I don't know if I'll ever finish it, but occasionally, I am reminded that I started writing crackfic based on a dream I had after playing too much Garden Life and also reading too many Nightwing comics, and I'll open up the document and laugh myself sick at how awful a time Slade Wilson is having in my haunted flower shop AU.

He's been ripped body and soul out of his genre and into a cozy Hallmark movie with undercurrents of cosmic horror, and there's nothing he can do about it. Worst of all, the human he kidnapped is unkillable. At least by him.

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Slade took a menacing step forward, then stopped dead in his tracks, unable to move another inch. "The fuck."

He looked down at his boots, struggling to uproot them from the dirt-strewn floor. When that failed, he gave up and took a desperate swing across the shop counter. The little witch didn't even flinch. She didn't need to. The same invisible force wrapped around his arm, holding it in place as he strained his outstretched hand toward her neck.

"What the fuck did you do?" he demanded, arm shaking as sweat began to bead down his brow.

"Me?" she asked, far too innocently, like butter wouldn't melt in that smug, annoying mouth. "Bless your heart, dearie, that's not me. That's the plot armor."

"Plot what?"

"Armor," she repeated slowly for him. "I know you're familiar with the word. I've seen that discounted Spirit Halloween ensemble you call a costume."

Slade snarled, renewing his efforts to crush her windpipe. "I know the word. What does it mean?"

"It means I'm protected. The story can't advance without me, so you're stuck with me." She smiled sweetly. "Lucky you."

"Story? What story? What the fuck are you talking about?"

"This one," she said, gesturing around them as though that explained anything. "The one we're in. The one you pulled me into. The one I can't leave until you figure out whatever the fuck you're supposed to be doing. So if you could hurry up and do that, that'd be great. I've got shit to do, and it doesn't involve holding your hand through whatever bullshit character arc crisis you're going through."

"Lady," Slade breathed out through gritted teeth, "you are fucking insane."

"Oh, sweety," she drawled, leaning across the counter and causing his arm to draw back of its own volition, not allowing him to get a hold of her throat, as she patted him condescendingly on the cheek. Clearly, whatever bullshit proximity magic she was pulling didn't apply to her ability to touch him. "You don't know the half of it."

[kagooleo]

the gangs all here!!!

[crunchybeards]

Would you mind doing a Xaria and a Monty?

We got the t4t worsties over here.

Also ignore the random words on the second pic. This is gonna be a full piece at some point and those were just a few reminders for myself, nothing important.

[akkivee]

WE GOT A NEW MOVIE VISUAL!!!!!!

[broareweabouttoviberightnow]

pony is incapable of not fuckin around n then bein filled with as much righteous indignation as is humanly possible for a 14 year old when he inevitably finds out.

[sun-snatcher]

Gay people can't say "I love you" they always gotta pull some crazy shit like this:

[front-facing-pokemon]

[shizuchansmilk]

going from other fandoms to ninjago is like a culture shock bc wym everyone dogs on llorumi like it's some kind of affront to life itself. "you can't like llorumi!! she manipulated and tried to kill him!!!" you people are NOT surviving the winter 😭😭😭

[passing-traveler]

WARS AND TWI NIGHT OUT