#because metrics and all

[shouldering-worlds]

NOT ENOUGH OF YALL ARE TALKING ABOUT THE NAME A HAMILTON SONG BIT

please, the "name a woman," the Kahoot bit, the utter look of disappointed but not surprised from Dan, the panicked confusion on Phil's face

The videos are fucking art

[weewoow-20706030]

The bats use the metric system. You can not tell me that the bats would use inches, feet, yards and miles when centimeters, meters, and kilometres are right there.

[victoriousscarf]

And it's Commander Bly in the "this took me forever and I ran out of yarn twice" shawl!

Commander Cody * Commander Fox * Commander Ponds * Commander Bly

Pattern: Moorland Shawl

[uncanny-tranny]

Maturing is realizing the Waffle House Index is a shitty unit of "measuring" the severity of a catastrophe, and we should never have plainly and callously celebrated a company that is willing to sacrifice their employees during a hurricane for below-par food. We should never celebrate this, anyway, but the sheer level of crass jokes that are associated with this "metric" is uniquely cruel.

[warriorcatsofficialfacts]

"the europeans" did you know that most of the world uses kg and meters including south America. unitedstatians are not beating the uneducated idiot burger allegations.

all these anons are doing is proving america truly is the greatest nation in the world, as it is becoming more and more apparent that we are in fact the only nation where people make jokes! god bless

[elbiotipo]

I wonder how much of the world economy is distorted by the fact that the US dollar dominates it and so the US could (if it doesn't already) inflate it's own economy at will.

Maybe Apple isn't worth billions of dollars. I don't know, I never used an iPhone.

[cyberkn1fe]

Me: yea so you see, Oltyx knew anger at his exile clouded his judgement sometimes, so as a messed up workaround he commissioned a cryptek to augment his mind with partial copies of distinct parts of his own consciousness. However, given his general state of mind, him and the 5 resulting subminds end up spending most of the time being unhealthily hostile towards each other. The subminds are too different to ever agree on something, and Oltyx is always so annoyed at their constant bickering and criticism of him that he never properly listens to their advice. But as the stakes get higher and he's forced to work through his anger and entitlement so he could save his people, Oltyx starts to be more gentle and trusting with his subminds, and in turn they start working together, so they could take better care of Oltyx. They're not even constantly on the edge due to specifics of their minds anymore! The 6 end up being an actual team where every member is valued and respected, which is an incredible metaphor for self-acceptance, because you can never be whole if you despise parts of yourself, however contradictory, and-

My cat: meow (give chicken)

[withthewindinherfootsteps]

mdzs tumblr post au but it’s just “what were you doing at the devil’s sacrament” (nightless city)

[ghostoffuturespast]

April isn't quite over yet, and, y'all, the farmer's tan... She's bad.

[sillyabtmusic]

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[girderednerve]

we are still talking about various failures in literacy education & my main thought on this continues to be "funding for public schools must increase" but i am also thinking about premodern literature scholarship, which makes an effort to describe different kinds of literacy (functional, scholarly, contextual, whatever). my strongly held beliefs that literacy is a valuable skill in our present economy & that literacy enables information autonomy aren't necessarily referring to the same discrete skillset

[ms-all-sunday]

hey guys if you find an east blue polycule fic and it doesnt use the tag for it on ao3 please tell them theres a tag they can use. please god i dont want to be the only person doing this but fics arent accessible to the right audience if you dont tag them properly

@ authors it makes eb5 fic harder to find if you dont tag them properly. i dont care whether "you dont think it counts" or not. i want to be able to see all of the eb5 fic. thank you

[bunabi]

I'm glad they left the casualty toll up for player interpretation because for better or worse at least it keeps people discussing DA2

If not this what else is left....do yall think Merrill uses the same ball of twine to find her way around town or does she buy a new one every day

[maryland-officially]

is it bad that I thought maryland was in the midwest (ie: Like southeastish of washington)

I'm not usamerican so ill blame it on that but. Is this bad

— @aldi-official-australia

yes. yes because

1. Maryland is known for blue crabs which are on the East coast

2. the Midwest does refer to a location in the USA

i mean i guess its SouthEast from Washington but not really. its very East some of it South but not really at all.

3. im kind of offended that you knew where Washington was and i didn't (im from america born and raised)

[softausterity]

If your P5 requests are still open per your last reblog, may I humbly ask for some Haru and Sumi?

you can ABSOLUTELY ask for some haru and sumi i fucking love harusumi

[softinvasions]

Hornet at Herrah's Altar • Dec. 2023