#bee is a nerd

[losver07]

i lied. put your clothes back on. we're gonna look out the window for three hours while i tell you about the suitcase metaphor in the catcher in the rye and how important it is because of how it describes class and the novel's time period in such a simple, easy way, even though it is hugely overlooked by most readers.

[beeisgonnafailartclass]

some dnd character brainstorming :) she's neutral good btw dw, she just has a mean resting face

no name yet, but she's a tiefling (obv) with quite the backstory.... anyway i am never EVER drawing chains again nuh uh god didnt give me the patience

(feel free to draw inspo <3 these are just doodles cause i got bored of my stereotypical ass paladin)

[starburstminibot]

mod: What are the Terrans and other Autobots' reactions to Breakcheck?

Maltos on their way to having the largest family tree in history

This is like my first time drawing the Terrans bare with me here lol

[gingerdusk]

Trying to figure out TP Link's diet based on his environment.

Livestock-wise, we've got cuccos and goats. That means

Eggs

Milk

Butter

Cheese

Potentially meat, but I don't think they get eaten unless they're old. Too valuable otherwise | EDIT: Oh yeah you need to breed goats every couple years to get milk. Add in cabrito veal!

And we know for a fact that Ordon Goat Cheese specifically is a thing. Stamped wheel and everything.

There's also fish

And bees/hornets(? It's called bee larva, but the enemy is a Hylian Hornet)

Useful for bait, but Link can eat them.

Did some more research, and apparently in Japan they eat wasp larvae? Specifically in Kushihara. So I'm counting it.

Then plants-wise we have pumpkins

And...corn. Somehow. I've never seen corn growing, but Link has some hanging in his house, so it exists.

I'm choosing to believe it comes from these plants that grow in patches around Ordon.

That gives us a lot. We've got

Cornstarch

Cornmeal

Corn oil

Corn shoots

Pumpkin seeds

Pumpkin seed oil

Pumpkin flour

Pumpkin blossoms

No source of sugar, but depending on how the pumpkins in Ordon taste, they could be naturally sweet. Like pie pumpkins. Also corn syrup is a thing if it's a sweet corn. So corn syrup needs cream of tartar which comes from grapes and apples and such. It's a byproduct of wine. No corn syrup.

Edit: Malt sugar, though!

Now for hypothetical foods.

Ordon is surrounded by pine trees, so that adds pine needle tea and pine nuts to the mix. I was a little worried about species, but apparently there are a lot of pine trees that make edible seeds, so on the list it goes.

Then there are frogs near Rusl and Uli's house, wild songbirds on cliffs, and a squirrel that talks to Link directly, so those are huntable sources of meat.

Is horse grass a cattail? Maybe? Initially, I thought it was—the ends look like cattail seedpuffs, but the leaves are completely different.

I want to treat them like cattails. Cattails that also are probably the main food source for Epona and the goats.

If we do that, that means, on top of all the other uses cattails have like stuffing and tinder and antiseptic, we get

Roots

Shoots

Ground seeds

Can't find a good match for hawk grass though. Concluding that that's not edible. Equivalent exchange and all.

Side note, how do you think horse grass spreads? It's almost always in groups of two or more plants, so that suggests rhizomes, but the image of Link picking one up to blow and stuffing flying out the end of the horseshoe is hilarious to me.

Up next, there are ferns, primarily near trees. After very careful and way-too-deep analysis of a pixelated fern's leaves, I think it's bracken fern.

Which is mildly poisonous.

And also edible.

On the list it goes!

Then finally, Sera has some kind of herb hanging in her shop.

I don't know what it is. I'm calling it Ordon Spice. Congratulations, Ordon Pumpkin Spice is now a thing.

[fyllophobia]

[pearlzier]

⠀ˑ   𓈒 𐔌  introducing . . . nerd .ᐟ reader  aka bee .   ͡꒱ ۫⠀

sweet as honey. awkward. proud weird girl. craves validation. theatre kid. overthinker. reading fanfiction &&. writing it. visits to the library. unfinished projects. procrastinator. any &&. all colours. animal lover. apple cider. very uncoordinated. day dreamer. butterflies. crochet obsessed. jewellery maker. summer &&. spring. funky nail polish. hot chocolate always. stuffed animals. good listener. night owl. easily attached. tyler the creator && doechii's #1 fan. doodling. star girl. bugs.

（◞‸◟）ㅤ◞ ㅤ ☆ㅤnerd.ᐟmatt explains fortnite slang to bee .

（◞‸◟）ㅤ◞ ㅤ ☆ㅤnerd.ᐟmatt wakes up to bee wide awake in the kitchen because she's restless, so they make hot chocolate as a distraction.

[burquillos]

Don't toy with me, Katsuki-chan!!

["Don't you with me, Miss Nagatoro" screenshot redraws]

[seb-boo]

Sebastian Vettel being tested on his seed knowledge @ BioBienenApfel 2024

[transthatmasc]

For years Castiel mentions in passing how much he liked St. Valentine and is glad that he has his own day to be celebrated. So, when they finally start dating, Dean pulls out all the stops for their first Valentine’s Day. Flowers, a card, a box of chocolates with all the weird flavorings, and even a big shiny red balloon in the shape of a heart. Dean’s a little nervous— sue him, he’s never had a serious valentine before, let alone one who really liked Valentine’s Day— but he sucks it up and waits for Cas to come home with the champagne at the ready and his flowers in hand.

When Cas comes in though, his response is nothing like he imagined. Cas stares, brow furrowed, taking in all of the decor, “Dean, what is this?” Dean panics, but tries to be cool about it, “It’s Valentine’s Day, Cas. remember? You always said it was your favorite.” Much to Dean’s relief, Cas’s face lights up at the mention of Valentine and he starts staring intently at the flowers, but soon his brow is furrowed again. “Where are the bees?”

And that was how Dean learned that St. Valentine is the patron saint of bee keeping.

[this-possum-cries]

Have you heard the news?? #shutdown315

[candleangel3]

teenage cream would have a SUPERR popular wattpad account (or whatever the Mobius fanfic site equivalent of Wattpad is lol) where she writes stuff like werewolf romance novels and charmy absolutely makes fun of her for it like a true brother

[losver07]

marauders quotes as things my friends have said

peter: guys, i've been thinking we could play some d&d... i've been reading about it and stuff and i could be the dungeon master and—

james: OKAY, I WANT TO BE A FAIRY

remus: how the fuck does that thing even work, isn't it like play pretend?

sirius: hmm, my character's going to have a balenciaga tunic. NONONO WAIT. my character IS balenciaga. fuck yeah

peter: guys i think you're not getting—

remus: do you, like, play with cards? how do you even win?

sirius: i'm a paladin that fights monsters but, at night, i turn into a secret modiste and make sick tunics!

peter: seriously guys i—

james: I WILL BE A FAIRY WITH WINGS AND MAGIC!

sirius: HECK YEAH MATE! I WILL BE A SECRET GAY TAYLOR WARRIOR!

remus: peter, how do all those dice work? when do you have to throw each? does the colour of the die affect the outcome? what if—

peter: never-fucking-mind guys, i'm gonna go play with the portraits

[hello-sweetheart]

Steve: I can’t believe everyone I’ve ever dated has been so fucking weird

Nancy: …

Steve: You literally woke me up at 3am once to go on an 2 hour long tangent!! of the various ways to commit the perfect murder??

Eddie: …

Steve: Honestly, I don’t even know where to start with you

Robin, from the other room: you have a type :)

[i-lavabean]

Rough sketch time

[ncdweller]

My first beekeeping class ended a few hours ago, and let me tell you. Bees are amazing.

I’m very much looking forward to next week.

Oh, and bee people are big time introverts for the most part, so yay!

[suppotato123]

Growing up Neurodivergent is learning social cues from Disney Channel and thinking, “I’m not a nerd; I don’t like computers!” And then proceeding to give your friend at school an hour long spiel about why the order Hymenoptera is your favorite order of insects.