#bellatrix and regulus.

[brokebaby]

it was soo hard guys... my back hurts *cries*

but well, i did want to draw the cuosins together so..

pls look at reg and ev, lmaoo they didnt want to be there, andromeda looves lil dora, narcissa being the perfect miss, meanwhile bella and sirius won't stop moving

it was alphard's idea, he and ophelia wanted a picture of all the kids together<3

[starrysillhoutte]

the noble and most cunty house of slutty waists

[deswhomst]

breakfast with the blacks

Narcissa: Good morning.

Andromeda: Good morning.

Regulus: Good morning.

Bellatrix: You all sound like robots! Good morning, good morning. Come on. Spice it up a bit, will you?

Sirius: *walks in* MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

[whysosiriushuh]

Bellatrix: we once told Reg a watermelon was gonna grow in his stomach and I kid you not, he looked at us straight in the eyes and said, "Nope, because there's no sunlight so you're wrong and education has failed you."

Sirius: That little freak was five at the time

[kingstarkingslay]

“ everybody has a gay cousin ”

Nah bitch more like EVERYBODY IS THE GAY COUSIN

That’s right, I’m looking at you The Most Noble and Ancient House of Black

[ccccatttta]

"the black family madness" the books call it. "the consequences of inbreeding" is what it actually is

[urlocallemgrem]

I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again- stop victimizing Narcissa Malfoy. The take that she was this wonderful person who was simply a victim of her circumstances is absolutely hot garbage. The same goes for Regulus as well.

No. She was an evil girl boss who wore her heritage and pure blood beliefs like a badge of honor. She was the matriarch of one of the wealthiest and most prominent wizarding families in the WORLD.

Lucius also wasn’t this “abusive” father that you all paint him out to be. He loved Draco dearly- and he spoiled him as such (even if some of his parenting methods were questionable). He was trying to keep his family alive while also being an asset to Voldemort. He took the hits for his family MULTIPLE times. I think a lot of you take the movie version of him at face value without actually looking at the context.

Narcissa quite literally threatened Harry when he taunted her about Lucius being in Azkaban. She also stood up for him to Bellatrix multiple times. The Malfoys were loyal to each other to a fault.

Bad people can still love each other!!! Let evil female characters be evil!!

[dorlilymylovesss]

Regulus is very spoiled

Sirius and Andromeda, who carry him around and buy him whatever he wants, Narcissa, who lets him borrow books from her personal library even though no one else is usually allowed to touch them.

Belatrix, who teaches him to play the piano and shows him her soft side, which she rarely shows.

Regulus is their favorite, so he's grown up to be a bratty, hard-to-please guy

[shipspainfulships]

"fem Wolfstar" "fem jegulus" "fem rosekiller" HOW ABOUT WE MAKE MORE CONTENT ABOUT THE ACTUAL WLW PAIRINGS. there are not enough sapphic fanarts and fics in this world.

[the-wxter-is-fine]

Alice: Dating a Black cousin is great and all but...

James: But they can be a little mean.

Remus: And dramatic.

Alice: Vain too.

Ted: Oh, and irresponsible.

Rita: Downright cruel sometimes.

All five of them: But that's FINE...

[not-rab]

regulus who dyed his hair from blonde to black to look more like sirius

narcissa who dyed her hair from black to blonde to look less like andromeda

[deswhomst]

Sirius: Could you guys back up a little? You’re making me claustrophobic

Regulus: What’s that?

Narcissa: He’s scared of Santa Claus

Andromeda: That’s not—

Bellatrix: HO HO HO

Regulus: Stop it BELLA YOU’RE SCARING HIM

[me10n-10rd]

It’s pride month so we have to let the marauders be happy, i don’t make the rules

James and lily died at 21? No they didn’t, they both figured out they were queer at 22, broke up being best friends and lived their best lives

Regulus drowned alone and scared? Wrong again! He’s actually living happily with james and his parents died under mysterious circumstances

Mary obliviated herself and is alone? Nope! Her and lily are together in and adorable little cottage by the sea where they’re disgustingly in love

Sirius and remus were apart for longer than they ever got to be together? Wow you’re like really bad at this, they actually lived happy and in love and together forever

[percyweasleyapologist]

Bellatrix, eating a meal: I poisoned one of our glasses… but I forgot which one. Regulus: The way this dinner is going, I pray to God that it's mine.

[rudamaruda520]

Narcissa: Where are the kids?

Andromeda: I thought they were with you...

Narcissa: ...Wait... So that means...

Andromeda: Oh shit!

*They both starts running as fast as they can up the stairs and burst through the door, just to find perfectly fine baby Reggie and Sirius sitting on the floor, listening to Bellatrix explaining in details how to kill a person with a fork in 7 different ways.*

[gender-thief2]

Part 33!! happy pride month!